#is that something???

[lazybakerart]

YEs, keep talking about Jeremy and Gator because I am listening. I am nodding along. I am fully supporting this.

they ran in separate circles in high school. jeremy said some shitty thing to gator once. years later, gator is high up his own ass and runs into jeremy and that one insult loops in his head. and like, it's a coin toss how this can go. he's got his cuffs and a daddy as sheriff.

but jeremy smiles at him.

but doesn't remember his name.

calls him croc.

but does say he looks sick in his uniform.

and it's still a coin toss, but gator feels that nagging inside of him from high school, since he was a kid with a daddy that might as well be god, that wants to impress this guy into remembering the name gator.

(they go for a beer and gator lets jeremy shoot his gun nearly killing the both of them and jeremy gets to make out with the douche from high school in the back of a patrol car.)

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[chiisana-lion]

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[fieldlands]

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[rhythmgameurl]

[into-the-groove]

favorite photo of all time not even joking

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop