#it doesn’t have to be peepaws hehe

[nani-nonny]

Angst dialogue between LCD & WDS as big blue is injured and LCD saying 1 & 5 as big blue refuses the killer's help.

The plot could be about them getting lost from old timer and barbarian and big blue get hurt so his ghost siblings push him to accept LCD's help... I think he would... I hope so.

1. “Shit. Shit, shit, shit, c’mere.”

5. “Here, lean on me. I can carry you.”

I won’t lie… writing this was hard because I could not, for the life of me, see LCD F!Leo saying these lines. (He doesn’t seem like this type of person anymore…) So I modified them to better fit him :) and for the plot, I’ll borrow a tossed idea from the I’m Blue fic :D it made sense in my head that way hehe

Anyways :D “Achilles”=LCD F!Leo & “Blue”=WDS F!Leo

Achilles kneels beside Blue as he reaches for his belt pocket on his side. “Stay still,�� he orders snappily.

Blue slaps Achilles’s hand aside, glaring at the unmasked counterpart. His mouth draws up in disgust; he’s so close to gagging it’s almost insulting. He winces from this though, his hand quickly retreating to hold his wound again. A soft curse leaves with his slowed breath, “Shit…”

The wound on Blue’s side is almost in the exact spot of the wound he got in the final moments of the war. It perfectly hit the soft spot in his plastron, as if mocking the life he had left behind. It expands the wound and he knows fully well that his soft spot has grown larger. It’ll be a larger weakness.

Incoherent curses escape with his exhales again as he leans back on his propped elbow.

Blue can’t tell what or who he’s angry at for the moment. All he knows is that he’s pissed at something, and with the murderer kneeling beside him, it makes it easier to release this growing fury.

“You bitch,” Blue begins. “I just had to get stuck with you.”

Achilles doesn’t pay the younger counterpart’s insult any mind. From the ever present frown on his face, he’s more or less feeling the same way.

“Damnit, I know,” Blue snaps, but it’s not aimed at Achilles. It seems to be another moment where Blue is speaking to someone unknown to Achilles.

“I can handle it,” Blue reminds to the unknown, wincing sharply when he props himself up from his elbow to his hand. He fishes around in the pocket attached to his belt, rummaging with a shaking hand. He manages to pull out a dirty, wet, soggy roll of bandage that’s slowly absorbing the blood staining his hand.

Achilles watches from a safe distance, silently fumbling around with the first aid equipment in his back belt-pocket.

Blue squeezes the bandage, glaring at the sight of the contaminents that drip out. A roll of his eyes and he admits, “Yeah, I know. But it’s all I have.”

Achilles looks around for a brief moment, wondering if the unknown Blue speaks to are around. But it’s just him and Blue hiding under the cliff that overtakes a brook from above. He hardly feels the presences of anything in this dead forest, much less the others like himself. Is that why Blue is open to talking to these unknown?

Not wanting to dwell on the mystery that is his counterpart, he rises from his squat. He takes the daring few steps toward Blue and holds out his hand, offering the clean bandage.

Achilles doesn’t give Blue the chance to speak, interrupting whatever argument that may come. “Here. Take it, you’ll only slow us down with that,” he briefly explains with a cold tone. “We need to regroup with the others.”

Blue almost slaps Achilles’s hand away again, but the elder counterpart snaps his hand back just in time.

The dodge rattles Blue’s annoyance, wanting nothing more than to sock Achilles in the face if it weren’t for his wound. He hates seeing those dead eyes, wishing they would never open again or bless him with their disappearance. All because he knows now. He knows why the life in his counterpart’s eyes have died. And it makes him wish his counterpart had died with it.

“I don’t need your help, but if you want to help so badly, why don’t you just disappear,” Blue snaps oh-so-boldly. He doesn’t care that, in the case Achilles happens to crave blood upon that blade, his counterpart has the upper hand. He’d rather die than accept anything from a counterpart so unlike him, so despicable. A version of himself that he never, in a million lifetimes, would have believed to ever commit what Achilles had done.

“Is that what They told you to do?” Achilles asks.

Blue raises a confused brow, “What?”

“The things you talk to over your shoulder. We’ve all noticed by now the little comments you make to yourself,” Achilles answers with an eye roll.

Blue scoffs, “Sure, they’re the reason why I didn’t kill you the second I met you.”

Blue expects Achilles to retort or make a stupid joke, just like the other counterparts would have. Maybe make some off handed comment under a soft exhale filled with pure melancholy. But to his surprise, Achilles suddenly unsheaths the sword at his hip and kneels in front of Blue.

The braided hilt is flipped in Achilles’s hand and is suddenly pushed toward Blue as the elder counterpart holds the tip of the blade. The hilt hovers before Blue’s front, while the blade grazes Achilles’s plastron with the dulled tip.

Achilles’s gaze locks on Blue’s as he orders, “Then do it.”

Blue unconsciously grabs the braided hilt, gaze never leaving Achilles’s. “What?”

Achilles reiterates, “Kill me.”

Blue frowns at this new predicament, no longer focusing on the blood that slowly drips from his plastron to the dirt he lays on. It doesn’t make sense to him. He had tried to kill Achilles on that night talk. But Achilles had sought to stay alive, was determined not to die by his hand. So why now? Why not then?

After Blue fails to respond, Achilles pulls the tip of the blade into his plastron. His voice is colder when he challenges, “You wanted to kill me back then, so why not now?”

“What changed your mind?” Blue asks without meaning to, the words had slipped out. The sheer shock upon seeing the determined look on Achilles’s face, so willing to die by his hand, it baffles him.

Achilles’s hand grips the blade, ignoring the fresh blood slowly growing in his palm. “Because after some thought, I’ve decided that dying by my hand—hands that are clean in another lifetime—is better than continue living with blood I’ll never see wash away.”

Blue’s grip tightens, a newfound fury growing in his chest. His jaw clenches and unclenches, trying to find words to explain this growing anger. He doesn’t get it.

Achilles was so adamant on staying alive, to “atone” or whatever. But now he wants to die? Just like this? And by Blue’s hand? It’s like a blessing. But it doesn’t sit right with Blue. He wants to see Achilles disappear off the face of the earth, certainly by his hand, but to willingly give it away like this? It pisses him off. This doesn’t seem like justice, it seems like an escape.

Then it clicks.

The only reasonable explanation for why Achilles wanted to live so badly.

Having made the realization, Blue’s hand tightens around the braided hilt once again, eyes narrowing at his counterpart. “You make me sick,” Blue scowls.

Achilles stares at Blue for a few seconds, cold eyes assessing the emotion behind Blue’s stare. He stares and stares until he takes his sword back from Blue’s grip. He sheaths the sword back on his hip and leaves the bandage in Blue’s open palm. He rises to his feet again and holds the braided hilt once his hip.

“I know the feeling,” Achilles comments.

Blue sits up and bandages himself without Achilles’s help. It’s a slow, tedious process, one that is a bit sloppy and would have gone faster with assistance. And when he’s finished, he has to take a second to catch his breath.

Achilles doesn’t say anything or attempt to ask for permission when he suddenly pulls Blue to his feet. He doesn’t acknowledge the pained exhale from the sudden movement, nor does he look at the younger counterpart when he tugs Blue’s arm over his shoulders. He simply begins walking, using himself as a guide.

And to Blue’s surprise, Achilles speaks.

“I won’t say thank you for not killing me. And I won’t appreciate a thanks for taking you with me. I don’t expect you to understand me and what I’ve done. I won’t tell you what I’ve done and why I did it, even if you ask, because it doesn’t matter.”

Blue looks at the ground as they walk, ignoring the pain coming from his torso.

“My death will come when it takes me. And as much as I wish it would come soon, I know that it won’t come soon enough. It’s my fault, I know it. And I can’t escape from it. My life will become my own personal hell until the end. So maybe you’ll find comfort in knowing that in exchange for not killing me.”

[catboymoments]

if you hc trans hunter (transmasc and / or transfem, whatever fits your shoe —i personally like both) , have you ever imagined a scene where he comes out as such to their friends? how do you think they would react (i know it would be all positive reactions, obviously, but, for ex., i always imagine luz being overly excited and happy and proud for a hot sec and then just stops and thinks out loud , “oh. yeah. that explains so much.”)

OH THAT SOUNDS CUTE,, tbh I think that in his case it’s kind of a Known Fact and not something he had a big epiphany about if we’re doing transmasc- like he knew he was a boy since childhood and boiling isles ideas about gender and sex are a lot different than they are in the human realm, and while you could argue that Belos is an ancient human Puritan, I think he rolled with it in a combination of “sure why not I have to fit in with this realm anyway and it’ll make the Grimwalker more dependent on me/see me in a nicer light” and also. This is gonna sound so goofy but I think Belos was a bit queer too but he never knew that LOL he was just like “everyone wants to be a different sex sometimes. that’s normal.”

People joke about belos being cishet/homophobic or aroace if they think he is queer at all, but it’s funnier for him to just be ignorant and hypocritical about it. Peepaw yandere and his weird thoughts about gender. Doesn’t make him a good person tho. (Diversity loss)

So anyway back to Hunter. Him being trans was just something he didn’t give a lot of thought about, but in the human realm Luz starts telling them about different lgbt things and he’s like “oh! The trans one is me too! I didn’t know that was a special thing haha” and everyone looks at him like 👁️👁️❓❓❓ and he’s like “. What?” Which I think would be funny . He’s now very proud of his identity hehe

[milla-frenchy]

Milla after reading the summary and the warnings I already know you will absolutely rock my world with this one. Let’s go 😈

“You smiled. It was going to be a good summer, you were sure of it.” Yes babes it absolutely will be. You’re gonna get it from all sides hehe 😉

Yeah, I think the virginity is going to fly out the window very soon🤭

I love love love Tommy and I love love Joel and when you combine these two it’s the greatest concoction anyone could ever come up with like yes I wanna be sandwiched between these two…put me in the middle of them please 🙏🏻

“Tommy and Joel were heading back towards you.” Two predators are approaching their prey let’s go.

Joel putting his hands on his hips is peepaw pose. I can see it in front of my eyes. 👀

“You’re a virgin? How is it even possible? I mean… You’re screaming for our cocks and you never took one?” added Joel.” Awwww Joel just cuz I don’t have sex doesn’t mean i can’t be screaming for your cocks and be a desperate little whore. 😉😋

“I just… I dated guys but they were jerks. I never wanted to fuck one of them. Plus…” I can’t relate to this one very much.

Tommy, please don’t pretend to not be into her you basically Eye fucked her in the car.

“We have fun. But we don’t fuck her. Not with our cocks, at least.” 🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵🥵

“What a juicy cunt… Already all swollen up. Can’t wait to taste it. But you go first, man.” Milla one day i will put you in horny jail for writing this filthy stuff because you’re a danger to society and most of all a danger to panties. 🤭🥵🥵🥵😈

“Stick out your tongue and lick my slit, baby. Wanna see your pretty throat swallow what I’m givin’ you.” Milla I’m on my knees begging you to give me writing lessons on how to write smut like this. It’s insane. 😍😝

“Can you imagine, her first time playing naughty for real, she wants not one, but two cocks? What kinda slut does that?” Sluts like meeeeeeeeeeee ahhhh 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😋

Ok at some point I became too horny to even formulate my thoughts anymore. All I can say is I want more too please 🫣🫢🙏🏻

Oh my god Mina? Are you trying to kill me?!

Thank you so, so much for your kindness and your generosity, I'm speechless 😭🥹❤️

"You're gonna get it from all sides" lmaooooo (true 😌👀)

I'm so glad you liked that fic, and yes, there will be more 😘🥰 Writing threesomes is maybe my favorite thing, and I'm thrilled to write Joel and Tommy again. It was really fun to work on this fic, and there's so much to add to their summer ☀️

Thank you so much for taking the time to send me this ask, you're the sweetest 🌸🌸

A summer with the Millers

[jnixz]

character ask meme with Ford Cruller

For this Renaroo Character Ask Meme 

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Ford Cruller 

(aka I have too much thoughts on this man that not everything can be included all at once bc my brain goes too fast)

First Impression 

Me, as a child who could only really appreciate the surface level of characters: Oh who is this? Oh funny old man!! funny old man who gives funny threats hehe! *keeps hitting him, buying from his store or calling him with bacon* 

Me, as someone who could keep a more comprehensive appreciation:  GOD your dialogue is so on point. It’s so unhinged and yet helpful-- You are HILARIOUS *keeps playing ford dialogue while waiting for the sequel* *thinks about Li-Po Doc and canon content* How the fuck are you So Much WTF??

Me, having started psyn2: Hehee let’s see what peepaw has in store for use, I’m sure this would be a normal mission with no personal connection whatsoeve-- OH we are starting it like THAT HUH? This is already fantastic

Impression Now

Me, an adult who has reading comprehension and a penchant for loving character that are so fucking much it would be an insult to portray them as ‘good’ or ‘bad’:  OH my god how can a man be so much just from Two Games™ I understand what people mean now when they say My Blorbo.

It just-- Hooooo my god

A very good development for a man who we only see as the old mentor figure in the first game, who we knew nothing about but grew to like because of him respecting raz as an agent, being hilarious and admittedly being exposition character to the utmost charming degree.

The second game just makes him so human, that even with the best intentions things can still go wrong. Sometimes things have been building up, climaxing till it become too much that no matter who you are, there are still flaws, error in judgement and in action. There will be things that are missed, mistake made and situations made worse in time. There are consequences that are acknowledged and faced and will continue to face in. This was delivered so fucking good that it adds even more to the character and what comes after.

He was a lot in this second game, a piece of the puzzle, a somewhat opposing force, an ally, and a man with mistakes and yet so undeniably human, just like the rest of the characters we explore. He had as much impact in the background (of how everything came to be) of psychonauts 2 plot as Lucy/Maligula and I love that so much.

*SHAKES ALL THE OLD PEOPLE BUT FORD MOST ESPECIALLY* BLORBOS

Favourite Moment

Can I just say all of them? There should be another video like this for the second game (and not just the fragments, I mean EVERY lines till the post-game). Every appearance so even the memory vaults and the mental constructs representing him count.

Like holy hell even just the first game, this man is so hilarious and unhinged, he brings a big grin on my face. Not only that but he can be so damn helpful when you ask him for advice. A constant presence within the camp that gives you a bit of comfort that there is still someone around, despite the situation it has turned into. It helps that you can call him for hints when you get stuck somewhere, so that presence can be quite precious indeed. Providing the best he could to this kid who happened to be the only hope to take action around camp. 

And then the Second Game

GOD

From the very lively animation, to the difference in tone we get from him in this sequel. It’s like the summary of the games itself. In the first games there are a lot more wacky humour that the darkness of the backstories and lines doesn’t quite make you tear up since it goes to be resolved or aided in a lighthearted manner. It’s more ‘unrealistic’ to what we would absorb it to be. All the meanwhile the second game has that maturity and emotional investment that just grips your heart and makes you feel so much more worse because these ones can be much more complex just like real life.

His fucking DIALOGUE MAN. The delivery as others’ mental constructs, as fragments and finally himself once again. SO GOOD

The Fragments Constructs make me tear up so much: “What have you done? Those were peaceful protestors, Lucy...”, “(To Ford Cruller. Lucy is dead. She is never coming back --M) You see? The mail just doesn’t matter” “*(What did you say in that letter?) Nothing important, really. Just that I loved her.” and more. I’m FINE, FANTASTIC EVEN

TOMB OF SHARKAPHAGUS

Ughghhg the little moments of Ford x Lucy, handholding, teasing, just being together again lakdsjh;laksdj

Ho HUrgh then when Maligula is Unleashed again and that desperate attempt hurghgjhgasdlkj

So happy everyone is okay at the end, and that it’s a continuation for more in the future

You should just search Ford Analysis on my blog’s search bar (or of tumblr I guess), I’m sure you’d have plenty of gushing to read

Idea for a Story

My god most of my story ideas for psychonauts all connect back to me thinking about Ford asdjlhgalkfa

His Trauma is sooooooooo unresolved, we can make a DLC out of this. Or not, would love to someday have a fic that heals with the old people together, with special appearance from non-senior citizen 

That said I am very interested in Motherlobe days with PN2 in mind, how he is like those days -- to his friends and new colleges, what could he do all while trying to keep it together when he fell apart even before it began?

How was he like when he met the Adult Cast of psychonauts? What they did think of him and how have they come to view him? Is it out of Legacy or has he done something that made them personally connect to him before he fully became incoherent?

And then, and then, the discovery of how psitanium keeps his mind together. How it isn’t enough to fully keep him together. (How they must have tried to help his mind, venture in, but the mindscape becomes too dangerous all of the sudden, or inexplicably unpleasant and disorientating that no matter who tried to help, they had to get out and give up? How it would be a bit better when it was one of his friends who was there-- and yet, it wasn’t enough. And honestly, it pains them to see how broken up he has gotten that his mind is like this)

Early years at Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp

Carving the Psychic 6 7

Meeting a face (like the child who was orphaned), so familiar to someone else (like his love he shouldn’t meet again). Hearing a familiar name (stolen, given to hide hers), so ironic that he might’ve laughed (sobbed and grieved, hollow and cracked) if it didn’t grip his heart with a feeling (Something is coming, she’ll be back soon. Another storm is coming and you can’t stop it alone this time it needs to be finished).

Ford and Augustus talking PLEASE give me that healing and bonding (actually I’m also curious the time before the Astralathe, like how did that go?)

Meeting the rest of the family (Rip Ford when he meets Dona, Dion, and Frazie. They’d definitely have opinions on everything. Meanwhile MIrtala and Queepie might not care and just wants to meet Granpa.. they have a peepaw  now :) )

Actually I need more character interactions and talking between Ford and people he cares about actually actually

Also, again his trauma is sooooo unresolved. If we get OBDLC than sir you better prepare for FBDLC but not really because he is a stubborn and actually is functioning even with problems. They’d figure this out with actual talking and not brain journeys. Kidding, brain journeys would also help but its still confusing for others to figure out the less surface level problems.

For real though someone do another check-up on Ford, self brain-damage using psychic powers is concerning actually. Lucy too but I think her stuff is resolved so she just needs rest and nice R&Rs.

In between these there would be snippets of Ford just hanging around Green Needle Gulch and fixing the place up again. Retirement home :) Chilling and having a space to be themselves :)

Also he goes back to Whispering Rock still, it is a space that is similar to GNG, and has been taking care of it for who know how many years. He can efficiently do his jobs now since his Fragments tend to stagnant and do the task repetitively even when it has been enough. He invites the rest of the Psychic 7 to hang out there or just be a guest for the kids. He is still grouchy towards annoying kids though, that just being old and bothered by youngsters.

Some cameos in general fics of which Psychic 7 give advice on a mission. Then worse comes to worse and they are the BAMF cavalry ehehe

Theres more but uhh *Checks WIP Fic Notes*  He is having a time™

OH also I have my backstory ideas for him that overlap with my ocs so there is that

Also Personal AU to include my OCs and worldbuilding additions, as well as a Time-Travel AU with an OC, that changes the course of that world due to the butterfly effect.

Oh there is also a storyline for Psyn Show Idea for ASC, which mostly started bc mailmen :)

Unpopular Opinion

Personally I didn’t get mad during the reveal scenes since I was more enamored with how all of this unraveled narratively and analytically in a perspective very used to dissecting the complexities of characters in a more colorful manner. Blame this tendency of mine on highschool, that’s when I learned how to enjoy fiction without it getting to me. Then again I just don’t get mad a lot either so yey appreciating wonderfully layered beings that make them very human.

Also his age is like ??? and tbh I don’t really care that much for actual number but like... I think the ‘young’ can mean very different things to the person and might mean like ‘young’ as a metaphor but not of the actual age. ‘young’ in terms of experience, of the new sort of experience to that sort of thing.  (Right does anyone get what I am rambling on about here??? anyway Old. He was already old in spirit since forver but then... during that time Old old doesn’t mean as much as an adult and yet feeling so young, dumb and maybe helpless on what to do)

Favourite Relationship

Ford & Raz - my god does the wait in between games add so much to the impact of this dynamic. Also my god I can think of so many parallels between the two like my god you cannot tell me that they wont continue to have a great peepaw and nephew dynamic like,,, psychonauts is more forgiving or gives more chances for a happier continuation so I think they’d be okay in the future. Also, everything I’ve said about the journey we went through the games. It is much more personal for these two, it is so goddamn important  aaaaaaaaaa

Also it goes without saying Ford & Psychic 7. I have thoughts on each dynamic but ofc Lucy and Otto are top contenders on these thoughts of mine.

ALSO can’t forget the dynamic he has with the Agent Counselors! I would love to see more of them but the snippets we got in the first game as well as the Scott Campbell comics are so good. Also notice how he calls them differently as fragments vs agent cruller.

Favourite Headcanon

this man is southern

Farm boi young Ford is so canon, you can’t stop us

His childhood is also filled with protagonist shenanigans. Everything weird is so normal to him.

There are backstories to his backstory. We never seem to get the full picture. A fucking cryptid actually

Like holy hell dude he uses He/Him but like... definitely not cis and of a He/Him nonbinary male cryptid thing. GNC af

When his fragments are out, their genders are “The [Job Title]” Get it Right, son.

That and he had a thousand jobs before coming to Green Needle Gulch. His favourite ones include cleaning or maintenance of some kind. 

With all the jobs he does, he isn’t poor. But with how he spends ‘em... I wouldn’t call him rich either. It’s like having just enough for the latest shenanigan to happen.

College Friends with Otto

Bi/poly -- I can’t believe Psychic 7 invented Two hands supremacy

Romantic but like in a sappy and domestic degree, there is beauty in bringing out the extra in a normal setting. 

Really Intense on whatever he does (Pros and Cons are also intense). He is so spooky. This is normal.

His vibes Scares and Intimidate people unintentionally most of the time, couple that with his penchant to silently walking or teleporting behind someone well... Let’s just say people get a confusing first impression on the guy, and then when they actually get to interact with him onwards

Grilling, Cleaning, Woodcarving ;] Nice quiet pass times

Other than having psychic powers, he can also throw hands very easily

Definitely got nightmare and never enough sleep after the Deluge

He had a full set of 10 fingers. At some point between Motherlobe days and Whispering Rock Times, he only had 8 left.

Great oxymoron of a man, his experience is undoubtedly interesting. There are like fantastic action genre but also like domestic chill times where one breaths and enjoy life. This is normal. This is life

[starglitterz]

i need to stop playing valorant but uh here i am with main headcannons

Venti: I see him as a Jett main, because wind cool and also he would play based on agility, movement and speed that type of stuff AND HE RELIES ON HER PASSIVE TALENT (gliding basically)

Zhongli: i see him as a sage or pheonix main because his reaction time isnt very fast and these characters can heal themselves. (also random thing i see zhongli as xiao’s older brother who’s like 8 years older than xiao who got into valorant obviously with a lot of convincing from xiao)

Xiao: I see him as a Viper, omen or yoru main. He’s the master of deception. I swear to god. He would probably use teleports or viper’s smoke toxin thingy a lot.

Childe: Pheonix. I feel like he would be really reckless and aggressive with his plays and because he’s so reckless, he uses pheonix’s ult, second life(hehe dongsheng), a lot. he only wins by eliminating the other team, spikes not involved here.

Ganyu: I feel like she would be more in the backlines, supporting her team however she can, so sage would be her main. not much to say here but she’s probably a more defensive player.(she has to heal childe so many times like oh my god. also got into valorant from xiao)

Rosaria: She’s a reyna main. no doubt here. Reyna can inflict Nearsight on her enemies, heal herself, turn intangible, and even turn invisible. Like holy crap that’s overpoweredskkksks

Xinyan: A RAZE MAIN OH MY GOD I JUST SEE HER AS ONE YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

(trying to keep it short here working on longer version to post on blog lmfao)

-Luca

WAHHH OMG THIS IS SO DETAILED WAIT LEMME REPLY TO ALL OF THIS

also sorry my val knowledge isn't that deep i haven't played in a while T_T

under the cut bc it got kinda long LOL

venti: yes omg i totally agree !! i can just imagine him having so much fun messing around with her knives, and since it's like a long distance type of ult it kinda matches with how he uses a bow in genshin yk?

zhongli: LASDKJSD ZHONGLI AS A SAGE MAIN,,, SO TRUE - he has no idea what's going on but if he puts a wall here, that helps his team right? right ??? wait, why's xiao screaming at him to heal?! is he injured?! *runs to check on xiao irl and ends up losing the round* zhongli basically is very confused, boomer peepaw is trying his best tho LMAO

xiao: THE WAY XIAO AND VIPER'S COLOUR PALETTE LOWK MATCHES... also both xiao and viper r hot asf <333 but yes omg he does use the smoke toxin thing a lot, but also based on my hc for the streamer xiao drabble, he has amazing aim oml he just easily headshots everyone

childe: CHILDE AS A RECKLESS PLAYER YES I AGREEE ASKDASKD he never goes along with what his team decides, he always just pushes to wherever he likes and they would hate him for it if it wasn't for his win rate - also i feel like he prefers knifing people instead of using guns bc hes just that sadistic

ganyu; help my baby shes so adorable T_T yes omg shes a healer main ! she finds sage so pretty too,,, and she doesn't rlly mind healing childe all the time although she wishes that he would be more careful, and she's super happy xiao introduced her to valorant, even if her busy schedule doesn't let her play that often

rosaria; reyna main for sure i completely agree but also like,,, thats sexc 👀 YESS SHES WAY TOO OP !! she rarely plays bc she complains that she has too much work from her job that she hates, but when she does play, let's just say the enemy team has no chance, like it's a 13-0 match LMFAOOO

xinyan; THERE ARE NO WORDS THIS SUITS HER SM SKJDSKJD pls the bright colour palette, the explosive kit, xinyan literally loves playing as raze and never plays as anyone else

luca this was so cool !!╰(*°▽°*)╯also im going to cry xiao as a viper main its too perfect 😭

u should totally brainrot in my inbox more, hint hint AHAHA

[nani-nonny]

-Mention of drinking (and love-drunk babble from nonny)-

TLDR: I love you guys a lot, platonically

I got off work early to visit my papá, and I get there to a shot awaiting me in my lola’s hand, urging me to take shots with my papá because it’s so father-child bonding to take shots with parents (basically tradition)

Anyways, I’m ten shots deep (because I’m drinking for my alcohol-free siblings) and downing my second tamarind whiskey mixed drink and I’m feeling the love <333

I love it when people tell me they like my writing, it’s makes me all ooey gooey inside and I don’t know how to respond in words

I like when people review my writing (I’m looking mainly at you sniper *besito*)

I like when people don’t say anything but give a like or kudos to my fics (I memorized the returning readers and I always recognize you, but I won’t out you in case it makes you uncomfortable. But I see you and love you)

I like when people ask questions

I like when people like my peepaws. I’ve thought about making a role playing blog specifically for my peepaws, wouldn’t that be fun? So we can see it in its own space instead of BYMH?

I like when people draw me stuff inspired by my peepaws, even stupid doodles that FM Radio draws (I love you my dear friend mwah)

I like when I see the same people in my notifications interacting with my stupid snippets or even things I reblog (drifting mwah you’re more than this category but I’m drunk and lazy I think)

I like when people interact with my mundane posts and not related to my fics. You don’t have to do tjat, I’m voicing my inner thoughts to no one, but it makes me feel seen in a way that matters and doesn’t make me feel too perceived

I like writing peepaws

I like others peoples peepaws

I like the turtles not peepaws too

I fucking hate tcest bitches get away don’t perceive my peepaws

I like my drink it has a little sweet and spicy kick

I like my dad when he’s not acting like a toddler /aff lol

I like turtles

My little Jenny thinks it’s snack time whenever I’m snacking haha she’s cute

The kids I work with want to see Jenny but Jenny gets overwhelmed in that kind of scenario so I can’t bring her

I want to play games with my online friends :( I like phy and drifting and sniper and dragon and radio and haha it’s like I’m naming random objects in my room hehe

I shouldn’t have my phone in my hand but I’m responsible enough not to do stupid things

I like autocorrect because it makes me spell right haha

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First of, in among us there's a role where the janitor is cleaning bodies and hide evidences lmao.

Two, if all the peepaws are working together in one business like running a cafe together or running a school together i mean.

I love seeing the idiots hang out together to know how they interact with each other if they were running a business all together.

Ohhh! When you said janitor I didn’t realize you meant among us because you didn’t mention it lol, I immediately thought of the janitor like my papá used to be hehe (this makes me sound old but since when did among us have the janitor option???)

That makes more sense than what I thought lol

Okay, so running a business together or a school or something … I’ll go with school because I’m lazy

DMD is the gym teacher, he used to be a coach but stopped after Reunion kept calling him into the office because of the “sports budget” but really Reunion was bored. Being the gym teacher meant Reunion couldn’t call him in as often and he wouldn’t have to stay after school to risk being called in

Reunion is the principal, he likes to call in the others for everything like picking up a paper that slipped off his desk—abusing his power but in a silly, stupid way

LCD is the security guard, catching rascals that are trying to cut class or keeping creeps off the school campus (the students are scared of him, but because of Reunion’s antics he’s not super scary)

WDS is the school counselor/advisor, the students really like him because he’s chill and comfortable to be around but also a good listener

DisMir is the history teacher, popular with the students because he’s the youngest teacher and overall more fun than the others. He doesn’t seem to be interested in his own subject, but he actually likes the drama behind history

(A)PAF is the school nurse, strict with the students but very caring. A lot of the students like to make up excuses to visit because he occasionally brings his baby to work since he’s a single dad

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How would the Peepaws that don't have a Donnie spirit with them react to seeing their F!Donnie again? (Poor guys haven't seen their twins in so long)

I would also like to present them with their favorite apocalypse foods.

And little Raph plushies. Because I love them and definitely don't want to see them cry. :3

Oh! This is good >:) (wasn’t sure if this was for bymh or not lol and I didn’t see this until after I posted the recent bymh hehe I’ll tag it as a bymh solely because of the gifts)

Anyways, a bit of a long post, kind of.

But easily, DMD would cry so, so hard. He would absolutely crumble and hug his twin so hard that he might break F!Donnie’s battle shell (if Donnie was wearing it). He would be unable to speak coherently and the only word that would be easiest to understand is the constant stream of “sorry”.

Reunion’s a cheater and got his brother back already, lol, but when the reset occurred, he and the entire family all hugged each other so tightly for hours. Tears were shed and bruises formed from how hard they hugged each other.

LCD, ohhhh, LCD. Life doesn’t get easier despite how much time passes. When he saw F!Donnie, he felt sick. It felt as if guilt and anger began to churn in his stomach in the worst way possible. And Donnie, ever the inquisitive fellow, was only intrigued by this reaction. Donnie died protecting him, so all Donnie is aware of is that he successfully saved his brother. Leo is reminded of his faults and how he wasn’t the leader smart enough to protect his twin.

(A)PAF is incredibly happy to see his twin. Through Donnie, he sees a chance. A chance to understand where the baby came from, because if anyone knew what Draxum was doing in that lab or anything in general, it would be Donnie. Unlike the others, Donnie didn’t die on regretful terms. He’s so happy he gets to rely on someone again.

And apocalypse foods…

DMD gets rat meat and beans from a can :D

He looks at the crudely plated meal with a nostalgic smile. The way the meat is still steaming and the beans that remain in the can boiling. It’s a bit charred, like he remembers, and he picks up his fork. He raises the fork slightly and says, “Thanks,” before digging in.

Reunion gets grilled roaches on a stick hehe

Reunion raises a brow, “Um… I feel like this is meant to be nostalgic or meaningful in some way, but this was last week’s dinner.”

Reunion don’t fucking lie

He snickers playfully and raises the stick, “Want a bite?”

LCD gets rat soup

He doesn’t say anything as he picks up the spoon and takes a sip. His breath hitches when the broth rests in his mouth for a few seconds before he swallows. Without a second to spare, he digs in quickly, as if on a time limit.

WDS gets rats on a stick

WDS stares at the steaming stick and the charred ends of the rat meat. He looks, rather displeased, but doesn’t outright show it. He takes a bite and nods, “Yeah, just like I remember it… you know, now that I’m back in time, I really took spices for granted. I can’t believe I used to live off of food like this.” He rubs his tympana on his shoulder as his siblings speak, and when he stops he finally says, “I mean, thank you for the food.”

Now, Raph plushies!

Awww, I feel they’ll be so cute and warm to hug!

DMD:

He stares at the plush in his lap. His breath is… tense. His entire body is tense. His gaze remains fixed on the small plushie, as if trying to stare directly into the plush’s soul. He swallows as his hand slowly reaches for his throat, his breath hitches for a second, and his other hand begins to shake. He shuts his eyes tight before his hand pick up the plush. His voice is small when he greets softly, “Hey, big brother…”

Reunion:

He smiles wide and almost childlike. He lifts the plush into the air and catches it with both hands. He spins with the small plush and laughing, “Look how small! It’s so tiny!”

LCD:

He stares at the plush. He taps the plush’s plastron with a glare. He doesn’t say anything, but he sighs. He removes his sword from his hip and unties the braided hilt. He untangles the red bandana and ties it over the plush’s red mask, returning the mask to its original owner. He doesn’t pick up the plush, but leaves.

WDS:

The slider picks up the plush, holding his hand over his mouth. He snorts, and clears his throat as he picks up the plush by its arm with his thumb and forefinger. “Hey, Raph, how do we feel about this little guy? You think he makes the perfect replacement for you?”

APAF:

He picks up the plush as his sight blurs with incoming tears. He tucks the plush in one of his belt pockets and leaves.

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Between You (and Me and Him) - Reunion Editon ft. Love Letters

A handful of questions solely for my Reunion peepaw lol (and platonic love from sock anon)

But first! Let’s sit Reunion alone in the interrogation interview room, in his metal chair, with a broken fourth wall where we will be asking the questions from hehe

Q1: What type of problems could happen? It's obvious even in future you still have enemies - or gained some - but what can they do? They can't go back to the past, now can they?

He leans back in his chair, bending his neck back over the backrest and looking at the ceiling. He reaches over to rub the front of his neck and up his chin, revealing a scar that wouldn’t be visible if he hadn’t done so. He doesn’t break his gaze from the ceiling as he replies, “My enemies have already tried to slip through the portal my brothers and I make. I had to stop the visits for a while after that. Just because they don’t have easy access to the past Hamatos, doesn’t mean they can’t do it.”

Q2: Even after the war, were there other people - other then Bishop - who hate you and your family and have an ill intentions?

Reunion finally straightens up, an annoyed smirk on his face as he rolls his eyes to say, “When haven’t there been people who tried to kill us? I feel like death just follows the Hamatos. Bishop’s just one of the knives in my back, I’ve got piles of duties and assholes to take care of that I’m practically choking on them all. The Krang were honestly the least of my worries—don’t tell Raph I said that.”

Q3: Do you think you can take on LCD, DMD & WDS? In a real fight and win?

He cackles, slapping his knee and nearly keeling over in his chair. He exclaims between laughs, “Are you kidding? I’m the champ! I won the war! I’m better than any of them, and any future versions that may pop up!”

Q4: How did you know about APAF's child? Did someone tell you?

Reunion wipes a happy-tears from his eye and flicks it to the side as a confident smirk appears on his expression. He looks all too pleased with himself as he says, “I know everything.”

Q5: Why do you have the habit of begin a little sh*t? Hiding secrets from almost everyone.

His shoulders shake as he laughs inwardly, small huffs of amusement escaping despite the effort to keep from laughing aloud again. He makes a motion of holding a large pot in on hand and stirring with the other, “Someone has to stir the pot.”

Q6: If the kids got killed in the past, would this effect your future?

His smile fades, a twitch of the brow under his mask and he narrows his eyes. He looks away for a brief second, then answers in short, “Probably not. Maybe. Not sure.”

Q7: Talking about power… did you learn how to use mystic powers just like Mikey? —being a mystic warrior and all.

He seems relieved that the topic changed so drastically, his smirk returning as he straightens up and rests his elbow on the backrest of his chair. He breathes through his teeth with a confident wave of his hand, “Please, Mikey learned from his big brother: me. I’m the best at mystics.”

Something tells me you’re lying.

He cocks his head to the side and replies, “Then maybe that something is lying to you.”

Q8: Since the future changes, what didn't change in the 2nd try? Like did a family member died? Some enemies staying enemies..etc.

His frown returns, a noticeable reserve in his body language as he slightly turns away. He looks at the wall and mumbles, “Well, Dad’s death, for one… Bishop’s betrayals… some friends…” He fully turns away and stands, his hand grips the backrest of the chair as he adds, “Some deaths are inevitable. Even with all the power in the world in the palm of your hand.”

Q9: In the other dimension with the other Leos (I'm blue) are you gonna keep eyes on them just because they might kill LCD or is it because of something else? I mean WDS did tried to peek through your tent👁 are you still mad at him/them (because of the ghost brothers).

He’s now standing behind his chair, about ready to leave but still staying in the room. His metallic finger taps the chair with a soft tink, tink, tink. He seems to be looking through his memories before recognition appears in his wide eyes. “Oh, I was never mad at him, per sé, I just don’t like no-good, nosey ass brats that don’t know when to quit. And I’m not watching over those kids for nothing, they’re fun. They can handle themselves, they don’t need protecting from each other or anything. I just like to intervene when necessary.”

Thank you for your time, Reunion. You can leave, get out.

Okay, this one is for (A)PAF and DMD. You have a fan and I’ve been told to share: sock loves you platonically. What are your responses?

APAF:

He looks around, confused and very tense about being thrown in the interview room. He looks like he’s ready to flee any second, or fight anything that moves the wrong way. “Who is ‘sock’? And how do they know me?”

Don’t worry about it. How does it make you feel?

(APAF:

He shrugs, reaching for a sword by habit but gripping nothing. “I don’t know, I still don’t know what this place is. For now, I’ll appreciate the sentiment, I suppose.”

He’s still new to this, but I’m sure he’ll thoroughly appreciate it eventually. DMD? They called you famous and a very busy person. What do you think of sock and their love for you?

DMD:

He raises a brow and cocks his chin up slightly with amusement, “That so?” His gaze is unblinking, an amused curiosity flurrying behind the mask. He’s not smiling, but he’s not displeased, either. He seems to be… thinking. His tone is… intrigued, “Another fan?”

Cocky bastard… you caught him after an arena match, the glory hasn’t rubbed off yet.

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BYMH - short version 2

Hehe we have some upgrades!

Each peepaw is seated in a room, alone as always but it’s different this time. Instead of rickety, old, metallic, foldable chairs, they are seated in wooden chairs with a small cushion on the seat. The rooms are still the same, cubes made of concrete with a single door in the back where they enter and exit. But the chairs are a nice upgrade.

Q1: How do you feel about the new chairs? You have yourselves to thank, seeing how some of you won a few polls.

DMD:

He takes his seat on the wooden chair, and crosses his leg over the other. He crosses his arms over his chest and raises his brow, “This is all we get? You’d think we’d get something better.”

Reunion:

Reunion turns the chair around and straddles it so he can rest his chin in his hand after propping his elbow on the back of the chair. He doesn’t seem all that impressed by the chair, but he doesn’t seem to mind it either. “About damn time, my back is hurting from having to carry this crew of war vets.”

LCD:

He doesn’t sit down, he doesn’t even acknowledge the chair’s presence. He stands next to the door, but his gaze is locked intensely at the Fourth Wall. It’s a gaze that can send chills down anyone’s spines from how cold it is, how threatening it feels. “Are we done?”

WDS:

He collapses on his chair, leaning back until his neck pops and he exhales slowly. “Oh yeah… I needed that. It’s about damn fucking time, even the kids were starting to get antsy.” He shifts in the seat, assessing the cushion for a second before he adds, “We can do better. Got anything else in the back?”

DisMir:

He’s frantic, looking around and observing his surroundings. He points at the chair, “What kind of sick experiments are you trying to trick me into? I bet you have Donnie’s big brain in the back room,” he picks up the chair over his head and dramatically yells, “Donnie, slam your forehead on the walls if you can hear me! Sound the forehead gong!”

(A)PAF:

He points at the chair with an ungrateful curl of his mouth, “I’ve slept in hospital beds more comfortable than this. And you’re telling me this is for winning a poll? What happens if we lose?”

They’re so mean and ungrateful. Tsk tsk

Q2: What would you do if all the “others” like you came to your dimension? Would you let them stay at the lair?

DMD:

He thinks about it for a moment, his eyes narrowing as he stares at the ground. He hums for a second before he replies, “I can make some arrangements at Big Mama’s. Not the lair, that’s my home. I worked hard to get back there. They can stay at Draxum’s too, if that’s an option.”

Reunion:

He releases a cackle and he opens his arms wide, “Oh, I’ll roll out my nonexistent red carpet for them! I’m sure they’ll love to return to the time when the world was destroyed by the krang. I can even set up a nook for them to lay out their blankets.” He rolls his eyes and says, “Witness their sanity melt away when they see how everything is run.”

LCD:

He glares. “Is this a joke?”

WDS:

He doesn’t hesitate or think for a single moment. “No,” he spits and scoffs, “I can barely handle my family trapped in my head. But four more of me? They can find a nice sewer in Italy—send me postcards.”

DisMir:

He narrows his eyes suspiciously, “What others? Like me? Not Little Me’s? Me me? How many are there?”

(A)PAF:

“No, I have bigger things to worry about than getting those guys a place to stay,” he says with an aloof shrug. “Maybe Splinter might agree, it’s not my home anyway.”

Q3: Which would you put first? Cereal then milk or milk before cereal? And why?

DMD:

“I don’t… eat cereal? Anymore, at least. It messes with my performance in the arena,” his demeanor brightens as he remembers something suddenly and a smile crawls on his face. “You know, Mikey managed to make a diet plan for me. We cooked for a few hours the other day, it’s…,” he sighs and almost mutters, “It’s like he never left.”

Reunion:

He jumps up, his eyes wide as he asks, “I don’t care. I haven’t had any in so long. The weather is messing with our crops and sugar is already hard to come by—cereal is a delicacy.”

LCD:

He left…

WDS:

He thinks a little too seriously for a moment before he answers, “Cereal first. But if I’m desperate to eat, I’ll grab whichever is closest and pour it first.”

DisMir:

He looks slightly more comfortable than before, relaxing in his chair. It looks like he’s starting to understand what this room is for and what’s going on. He smiles with a roll of his eyes, “Seriously? The answer’s obvious: milk first to annoy Mikey and Donnie. Mostly Donnie. I mean, come on.”

(A)PAF:

He nods as he thinks for a brief second. He answers quietly, “Cereal first.” He thinks for a second again before he adds, “I haven’t had cereal in a while, do we have any here?”

Q4: Ever thought of opening a portal to the core of earth and throw the key of prison dimension there?

DMD:

He hands over his sword, letting his hand remain outstretched as the offer stands, and he says, “Here, I want you to open a portal to the earth’s core, and not burn yourself in 9,500 degrees Fahrenheit of heat.” He shakes his hand as if urging to take the sword, “Go on. Take it. Open a portal.”

Okay, sassy, geez…

Reunion:

He shakes his head and sighs. “If I have to hear another suggestion on how to get rid of the key, I think I might reanimate their dead bodies and end us all again. You know, it’s funny how many different ways the brain can suggest ideas.”

WDS:

He cocks his head to the side and asks aloud, “Is that even possible?” He’s silent for a second but as the seconds continue onward, he slaps his hands over his tympana. “Alright I get it, the answer’s no but also yes.”

DisMir:

He shrugs, “I don’t know. I’m not going to try. I have to get the key first to even start.”

(A)PAF:

“Let me rain check that.”

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Ooooooh, I have another curiosity about your old men.

How would they react to someone being romantically interested in them? Who would be flabbergasted? Who would reject wholesale? And who would be so dumbass-headed and dense that they wouldn't even notice until the potential S/O shouted in their face that they were FLIRTING GOOD DAMMIT, WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME

Oh! I don’t think I’ve gotten a question like this? Maybe? I think there was a question if they would have a past lover/partner, idk I’ll have to check

Anyways!

Reunion would react one of two ways: either be flattered and flirts back without any intention of dating or shifts the topic swiftly to avoid any further discussion. He’s a silly ol’ guy who’s too old to bother with dating (that’s his excuse anyway)

DMD would flat out reject it. He’s got a lot on his plate as a stand-in parental-figure to the present-turtles and Casey Jr, and as the ongoing Battle Nexus champ. (That’s also his excuse but it’s more valid than Reunion’s.) Although, in reality, it’s more he wants to focus on his mental health. He knows that because of his mentality, he won’t be able to be the partner someone else needs and deserves.

LCD would be disgusted that the other person is into him. He’d be so rude as to leave immediately after saying “No”. Heavy judging from him, solely due to the fact that he’s the infamous mass-murderer of the Hidden City. Why would you want to date him? He’s not mentally stable enough for a relationship, and is fully aware that a significant other in his life would only hurt them in the end. He doesn’t exactly plan on putting effort into healing his mental scars any time soon, so that adds another no-no to his long list of no’s. He also doesn’t have much heart left in him to love, which he is also aware of.

WDS is the dum-dummy head that won’t realize someone is romantically interested. His head is too far in the “clouds” aka in his mystic wonderland with his ghosty siblings lol. His thoughts are full of his babies (the teens don’t like that nickname for themselves) that he needs to protect. F!Mikey would be the first to realize that someone is romantically interested in F!Leo but wouldn’t bother to tell hehe. But by the time F!Leo finally realizes, or the interested person tells him, he’d be too embarrassed to accept because his siblings are quite “alive” in his mystic core lol.

Bonus: (honestly at this point he should be included with the peepaws lol)

(A)PAF is too paternally infatuated with his baby to care about someone being romantically interested. And he has CJ practically glued to his hip, so that also distracts him. The interested person would have to spell it out to him, then to CJ to relay the message again lol. Hell, relay the message to the baby too, because nothing is getting me through those tinted glasses.

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Hey! Sorry for taking long to send my reaction about your latest ch, am sick at this moment and my legs are in f**king PAIN.

But back to ch 5; lord you don't know how hyped i am to FINALLY see splinter and leo put some logic in this peepaw's head and STEP IN!

The sling part got me a bit confused until i realized they don't have baby goods... Yet.

I actually love how whenever Leonardo want to shush lou he just turn her to face his chest xD a gentl way of saying " shut up ", i ever giggled at how blue was arguing with baby lou saying " he smells like fish " XD damn never thought war will make you smell like one... Until i remembered Leonardo swam in the ocean.

The mission to find CJ is still up and the fact April is in with brain an' brawl team is making it better ❤💛💜

Seeing blue arguing with leo made me sad because leo's insecurity hit but i giggled at how Leonardo saw blue as angry kitten xD just 💙🥹👌

And when splinter came with mini blue scarf i just went " AWWWWWW " now older leo has 3 kids 🥺🥺🥺 seeing blue embarrassed is just so adorable! Wait until everyone see and hear about it.

Awww :(, you’re sick too? I’m feeling a bit under the weather so I’m a little “bleh” for lack of a better word. I hope we both feel better soon… <3

But yes!! Splinter and Lil Leo trying to ring some bells in Leonardo’s ears like hello! Get out of that damn tunnel and look around! (And this is basically the baby sling situation vvvv)

Although the way Splinter didn’t is a little less complicated than that, and a little loose because the baby keeps dancing around in there. She’s a little chaotic and uncontainable lol

Sometimes you just gotta smother your baby in your chest, no biggie /j (fyi: don’t do this??? Babies need to breathe??? Not even day 1 and Leonardo is failing babysitting) But luckily, the baby doesn’t seem to mind his smell lol maybe it’s the turtle in her that likes fish smell hehe

And I hope no one has forgotten it’s only been about… 2 days? Since Leonardo came to the present timeline? Maybe by the time they find Casey Jr it’ll be the third. I’m joking don’t take my timeline organization seriously

Yess! Next chapter we should get some insight on how the trio are doing while on their part of mission to find Casey Jr! We get some April in the mix!!

Little Leo is just dumping all his recent thoughts on the big man and Leonardo’s just looking at him like: “oh. Why so small? Hehe, funny cat”

Leonardo. Sir. That child is hurt. Console him, talk to him, listen to him.

Splinter saw his opportunity and took it. Blue and Blue-squared. Blue and Baby Blue. Blue and Mini Blue. He just loves his kids <333

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Peepaw Karaoke Night

Just me indulging in how I think my peepaws would interact with each other again hehe

What do you think they’ll sing at karaoke night? I just thought of the first few songs that made me think of them haha

Reunion’s go-to karaoke song is Como La Flor by Selena

Without fail, Reunion will absolutely belt with all of his heart and sing with so much emotion you’ll think he wrote the song. Ask him to start off with a different song and he will throw the mic at you. Don’t disrespect Selena, she got him through the apocalypse and you will not live to see another day if you sully her good name.

WDS’s go-to karaoke song is Pop! by Nayeon

Don’t get him wrong, he didn’t think the song was for him when the kids introduced him to it. But then the kids showed him the key dance move that goes with the “pop, pop, pop” and he couldn’t get it out of his head. The song got stuck in his head for weeks and his f!brothers kept making fun of him for it until they started echoing him in his head.

DMD’s go-to karaoke song is Being Human by Emily King

In all honesty, his angsty ass would pick something sad like Once Upon a December by Liz Callaway, but he’d hate to be the downer at karaoke night. That or he’d sit off to the side and refuse to sing. He would shake his head and instead offer to make snacks for the group so he can watch.

LCD isn’t invited to karaoke night /hj

But if he would be there he’d probably unironically sing Numb by Linkin Park. Well, that or You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring. More than likely he’d just sit outside the room, flinch whenever DMD passes by with snacks and try to make it seem like he wasn’t watching the others have fun.

(All links lead to their respective fics on AO3 except WDS because he doesn’t have a story published yet)