#it doesnt count

[brb-on-a-quest]

The fact we gatekeep Tumblr away from our friends and family feels like the opposite of an pyramid scheme.

[samarecharm]

For someone who has such a soft spot for monkey anthros and monkey-adjacent creatures (chimchar my beloved), i am shocked that it never crossed my mind to sketch up Seiten Taisei, the coolest little monkey in the world…

[pixiecaps]

bobby just killed tilin with a gun😦

[acespacedweller]

[airysunfairy]

who wants to join me in forgetting this game ever happened

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

[ynwa-chiesa]

Ugliest man ive laid my eyes on.... his hair has melted in the sun and has been carried away by wasps

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[pyururen]

When your fav charas have no silly shenanigans

[bedcorpse]

me: im going to save money so i can buy fob tickets the second i get someone to go with me, just bc charlotte is nightmare time to navigate without a copilot

american eagle: hey those halter tops you’ve been eyeballing for a month are $5, so are the crop tops with the super soft fabric

me:

[janecklyn]

SO glad these three made it!

[bunubunss]

the dream team (o´▽`o)

[girlboyburger]

i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋

[startagainaprologue]

in where siffrin goes to time prison

[willowser]

after you and katsuki have the "baby talk", you're being wrapped up in him in bed and your toes are curled and you can feel the nerves tingling even in the tips of your fingers and you're shuddering through the aftershocks of a GREAT orgasm and he's so close and fucking you so deeply and lovingly and he sits up suddenly, back on his knees, to ask—

"'kay, 'm not," he's breathing so hard, skin tan and gleaming with sweat, and you don't know if he notices, but his hands are shaking when he rests them on your thighs. "'m not pullin' out, right?"

you try to swallow and your throat is dry, the nerves in your belly buzzing for a different reason. "yeah," you breathe, shifting your hips absently, yearning for the friction when he hisses and holds you still. "i mean, unless you...want to."

"d'you want me to?"

and despite the fact that you just had this conversation—you feel shy, suddenly, a little flustered at the thought that he's, essentially, putting a baby in you.

but katsuki swallows hard and wets his lips and he's flushed, in the low light of your bedroom. it could be from all the activity, sure, but his own end is coming a lot sooner than it usually does and you have an idea why that might be.

"no," you tell him, honestly, "not really."

before he can finish letting out his sharp exhale, he's back on you, cradling your face in his hands as he speaks, breathless, against your lips. "fine by me."

(and it doesn't take much more than that.)

[applestruda]

Okok hear me out, boatem knights au but mumbo has a rocket launcher