#it happens surprisingly often

[ineffabildaddy]

my favourite thing about reading good omens fanfiction is coming across pre-2023 fics which accidentally predicted things that were going to happen in season 2

[parlerenfleurs]

Sometimes you meet someone and it's like oh, I was meant to be here, now, for this person.

[xitsensunmoon]

Thanks for the kind words on my first ask :D

Another question about the vamp bois, do they ever change their clothes? If so, what would they wear?

(also the thought of them wearing animal onesies and snuggling up along Y/N is infinitely amusing to me)

Not really, they don't sweat so they don't really need to change them. But y/n can definitely complain about them trying to cuddle in dirty clothes sooo-

y/n definitely gave their clothes a wash. Or two.

[ctrl-lupin]

Lupin loves his gunman

[onedaughterofman]

STOP SAYING TERZO IS 4'9. I DON'T CARE. HE'S BIG WHERE HE NEEDS TO BE.

[boimgfrog]

every time I'm told to name 5 popular male rappers I panic once I get to #5 because I can never remember Kid Cudi's name and always end up calling him "Kanye's little guy"

[kraviolis]

on paper gustholomule is basically just mountain dew but in my head its a sweet sparkling red wine with notes of cherries and oak

[ferberus-skull]

hi i'm extremely exhausted (<- fighting the horrors) but auraboas good 👍

[lanliingwang]

mini-oberon randomly sitting on arjuna, david, or jiang ziya's head while they're doing their usual activities...

[thethingything]

so we still have a migraine and it's just as bad as it's been for the last few days but it seemed to ease off briefly (probably because we had some caffeine) and it happened to do that while our eyes were watering a lot and I heard 🍬 go "oh right, getting those tears out probably released some pressure in our head... wait that is not how human biology works what the fuck"

[hartspirit]

GRRRSHDHDJ i dont wanna be petty on my other acc bc i dont want to get pity/guilt-interaction or start anything but ppl rly interacted a lot IMMEDIATELY w a single one word post i made. where the fuck was that energy when i posted an entire nearly minute long video w tons of drawings that i clearly worked hard on huh...............

[bloobluebloo]

Hmmm...I think I gave myself a concussion but man is getting an appointment so freaking hard.

[aaravos-answers]

(same anon here with the touchy guy best friend) Don't get me wrong, Aaravos, I never reciprocated his romantic feelings...I always knew they were there, but I didn't want our friendship to get awkward because of it

What I didn't know was he'd been alienating me from the other guys for MONTHS, and I'd always feel left out and lonely in groups, and he'd be the person i'd turn to, the person i thought I could trust

So when i found out he was the cause of all my misery, my heart just absolutely shattered, you know? Because I didn't know this was the sheer extent of his feelings for me...and it creeped me out, because he was the kind of guy who didn't take no for an answer

my sixth sense would always scream at me whenever he'd touch me in a way I wouldn't like...like the one time he put his hand on my waist, and honest to god, I was not only creeped out, but I was also scared. i don't know why, and i didn't know how to tell him to stop touching me, but it scared me...i was thirteen years old, and i still remember my heart pounding-

and i do hate him, but honestly, i feel like its my fault too...the signs were all there from the start and i chose to ignore them in a desperate bid to revive a friendship and a person i knew was too adamant to change

and i think this is the first time i'm really, genuinely talking about this, since i don't think i have any friends at all anymore

Oh, goodness, little one, you've been carrying this around for quite some time, haven't you?

Starling, breaking away from such a thing with little to no support is incredibly difficult, and I am so, so proud of you for it. <3

...Do let me know if you ever see him again. I have a blade you can borrow, if you'd like.

[the-kipsabian]

just shy of 2k words, half setup half borderline filth

:)

[whitmore]

looking at the results of the lore purism poll and i’ve come to the conclusion i think we could be better implying if not directly communicating how lore purist we are during meta and character analysis; in poll terms i don’t think anybody will ever fully agree analytically with someone more than two points away from them, bc it’s near impossible when you aren’t technically even looking at the same narrative and aren’t considering the same plot points as canon

[sith-shenanigans]

“Wonderful,” I said, as my phone restarted, “now I can get back to this interesting story I was reading and this interesting conversation I was having about it.”

Reader, I was writing the story. The “conversation” was with myself. In my brain. Again.