you watched saltburn because you thirst for jacob elordi. i watched saltburn because i thirst for barry keoghan. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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so did the hotel ask mattmac to model for them or did they just enjoy the cunty vibe he brought to this photo
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Linktober Day 29, Aquatic/Water
Sometimes I forget about how dark Twilight Princess actually gets. And then I remember their Zoras, where the very pretty queen was murdered to send a political message, all of the people in the domain were turned into one big ice cube, the pretty queen's son passes out from a lack of water miles away from his home, all while the Zora at lake Hylia are stranded downstream panicking over the decreasing water level. Thats some Game of Thrones level of dark drama in a children's game. I love it.
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Independent Embassy
What machinations did Aziraphale do to make it an Independent Embassy.
What does he mean.
Demons can't come in but nor do angels in S2.
They ask if they can come in.
Az knows, insists it's a safe space. Why? He wants to believe he can protect Crowley and Jim and everyone.
He's trying SO HARD to make it a perfect evening, for everyone to have a great time.
He walks away from Crowley and Nina in a hurry, looking worried, but with a plan.
The plan is apparently to get EVERYONE into his bookshop. By any means. Bribery. Temptations.
He knows Shax is on his tail, he kinda messed up in the car. But what is his plan? To keep everyone safe for the evening? In case Shax shows up? And what then?
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It's time for every respected music artist to have their little russian state-affiliated controversy
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Finally got a fancy(tm) pic of my aquarium - think I figured out the solution to awful photos is just I have to do them at night because the hugeass window in my room directly adjacent ruins everything. Going to try and take a pic like this weekly to track growth!
Anyway it's looking close? Closeish? to being cycled so the question is: WHAT COLOUR SHRIMP
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"It's lovely. I wish the breeze were cooler."
"Yeah. Hot as Vulcan. Now I understand what that phrase means."
S2E1: Amok Time ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·
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Wait holy schist I just realised something about Percy Jackson as I was about to sleep holy crap!
You know how everyone has a crush on Percy because let's be fr have you seen the man. But in reality he's always the one being rejected which is straight up hilarious.
Only once did he reject Calypso when he left Ogygia. After that it was just:
Rachel "Sorry Percy turns out I'm not into you, I'm into your world and the adventure" Elizabeth Dare
Nico "You're not my type" di Angelo
Meanwhile Percy who's been making heart eyes at Annabeth for the past 7 years just going: "....wait what?"
Percy's just surprised people have a crush on him. Everyone has a crush on him and yet everyone rejects him it's hysterical 😂
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