#it security consulting

[squiddlysq]

Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well

[crab-people-overlord]

one of the things I find hilarious about the post-Covid’s original timeline is how pathetic yet impressive it is that stan has managed to monetize his alcoholism

like, I know whiskey consultant is technically a real job and they get paid well, but still lol

also, the scene where stan is able to convince the nurse receptionist person to let them in after she says only certified medical personnel are allowed is so fucking funny. the others (even king of manipulation Eric Cartman or police officer Tolkien) couldn’t get them past basic hospital security, yet somehow Stanley ‘Alcoholic-ass’ Marsh just whips out his fake looking bullshit ‘consultant for Post-Modem Beveragetainment’ badge

and the receptionist is just like… ‘seems legit’…??

[chemical-processes]

makes me kind of sad whenever MB rebukes itself for spending time watching media instead of writing code/making contingencies/assessing threats. Because like, for any human that would just be downtime. No one expects a person to be at work 24/7 constantly doing things. But anything MB sees as a preventable outcome it takes as a personal transgression that indicates a system failure (or itself just doing a 'half-assed' job). Like in some instances, its like yeah why are you watching Sanctuary Moon on a hostile ship buddy we don't have time for that, but also it's a contracted worker? Just because it's not human doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to take breaks, and have time off being a security consult, and have leisure time.

[ghostcashewart]

more of everyone's favorite human-form bot, miki!

[kagoutiss]

“what does sheik actually do in this au” fair question. everything

[stupidsexygrizzop]

not convinced over isn't keeping base on the payroll just for pen testing at this point

[quietwingsinthesky]

henry/jayadeep’s predilection for collecting aliases does lend itself really well to an arranged marriage au sort of thing. (evie voice) i will NOT be married to this jayadeep mir for the sake of the brotherhood. i’m running away to london with my brother and joining forces with this henry green fellow. who is definitely not related to jayadeep at all.

[asthecrowrambles]

spacesuit doodles for my space captain au..

[t4tails]

confirmed jewish victor zsasz?

[vesperstardust]

Our group was Kymani, Father Mateo, and Leo (here)

The Forgotten Age! What could go wrong?

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[anti-socialexperiment]

this is how I imagine them being

[fugglecases]

ok dykes who has a strap on harness they like 🙄

[rapha-reads]

Is it normal to feel absolute dread and for your first reaction to be "Mom is going to kill me" because you went to get a health problem checked and it cost more than you were expecting and she's the one helping you out financially...? Asking for a friend.

[waugh-bao]

#I’m not proud of myself for this

And yet we are all so proud of you for making it! 🤣🤣

The fact that I learned (very) basic photo and video editing in order to make ‘3 suspicious old men in an old as dirt rock band’ content is not something I will be advertising on my CV.

[naralanis]

In a huge conference call (meant to be a webinar) with about 400 participants and this dude just drops a link to his ENTIRE company SharePoint. Which is SOMEHOW accessible to literally. Everyone. In this call.

This is purportedly a security consulting company