#it’s kinda funny tbh

[dracolunae]

Following a tutorial for an origami rose and the flower itself is really nice and proper origami, all held together by the paper itself. Then the calyx, leaves and stem come up and out come the scissors and glue and I had a spark of “oh no, ew. Fake origami”

Origami has turned me into such an arts and crafts snob, GIRL IT’S JUST GLUE AND SCISSORS. THAT’S NORMAL! YOU LOVE MAKING SHIT WITH SCISSORS!

[iguessricciardo]

sorry😭 misery loves company

its fine bff you just opened my eyes to it now and I’ll never be okay

[endercoil]

Worst part of iron infusions isn’t the needles it’s when they put me on the er hospital bed (I’ve gotten infusions at two hospitals and they both did them at er) and I feel like I’m going to fall off if I move more than slightly

[huggybug]

I’ve known about the sienna jack breakup for so so long but so many people attacked me saying it lol

lol same. i posted when jack was in the hamptons for the 4th and i said he had a post breakup glow and people got so mad😩😩

[dodgebolts]

I like that everyone’s been talking about dnn/dnf dinner dates and then like half the time manager ken is probably just. Sitting next to Dream watching the whole thing go down poor fucking guy

[beauty-of-nyx]

This fandom has a very specific type of hater and they’re all so similar it’s amusing. Do y’all have like a group chat or something where you decided your hate methodology?

Do any of those steps involve logging off for even five minutes a day?

[fencesandfrogs]

Reading some descriptions of Kirk chess strategy summons the ghost of my ex boyfriend who starts lecturing (academic) me on chess.

[stardustravens]

It’s strange to see Andrew in extreme-minor-character mode after three books of Neil obsessing over his every move.

[a-celestial-dream]

Sleepy Kitty -Pt. 4

I had to give him some privacy away from his older brother.

[cowleyes]

i don’t know how to draw zoro and it’s keeping me up at night. they’re probably making fun of kaidos foot soldiers idk

[findafight]

Severely neglected component of modernish rockstar Eddie fics is Robin deciding to become an internet hater for Eddie. Like she finds out Eddie is semi/famous and is like "oh, you know what'll be hilarious?" And makes a twitter account dedicated to dissing him. You cannot convince me she wouldn't. Eddie knows she runs the account (it's not even negative it's just to rag on him. Tweets like "Eddie Munson seems like the kind of guy who would tell his friend he'll get her dr pepper and then get some bullshit knockoff. What the hell is a peppo" and "Eddie Munson has probably gotten so distracted by his SO that he walked into a wall and then was still so distracted said SO thought he was concussed." Or "Jeff is actually the best member of CC Eddie probably walked on cafeteria tables in HS" And of course "everybody says I hate on Eddie too much but they don't know he woke his SOs bff up just to ask if there was any peppo left. Twice.") But he can't do anything about it. It's a bit of a meme, because the account never says anything actually mean about Eddie, or his music. Just. Bizarre hypotheticals. (They are not hypothetical)

People are like "how do you feel about EddieMunsonh8r at twitter dot com"

And he has to grit his teeth and say people can have their own opinions about him, ignoring the fact that Robin was literally sitting beside him poking him when she tweeted earlier that day about him wiggling his fingers and saying he'd like to have a little morsel (in reference to cheezies).

When asked why she does it she just says "to keep him humble. And also it's funny to see if people believe he would do this stuff."

Gareth proposes one of them make an account like that about Steve, semi famous stuntman who's doing some more acting now, and the next day Robin tweets "CC seems like the kid of guys who'd make a fake hater account about Steve and use actually silly billy things he does as content" (Jeff tattled)(Eddie groaned)(Steve and Robin cackled)

[supercityboys]

It’s funny when subtitles still try to translate words despite said word being in the language it’s translating to.

Actor: “Pa”

English subtitles, for some reason: “Dad”

[taffywabbit]

can I get a yeehaw?

[shikakunaras]

Sasuke still doesn’t show up in the mobile quick tags, but if someone before me spelled his name wrong that’s in the quick tags.

[wonieleles]

my friend is so disappointed in me rn for being too scared to dm the person LOL

[swordsmans]

i just really, really love the idea of zoro having no real "survival skills" because he had a much more traditional (if atypical) childhood/youth than most of the crew. bandit heritage aside, he was raised in a tight-knit and relatively peaceful community with (at best) agricultural outskirts. he doesn't leave until he's much older, at which point he becomes a bounty hunter as a way to make money (to pay for food, shelter, etc. presumably in villages, towns, and cities). we know from the non-canon johnny and yosaku backstories that he "hunted" for bounties in cities/towns, at least partially.

meanwhile luffy has been running around the wilderness since he was like seven years old, securing his own food, building fire and shelter, and just generally toughening up/learning how to live in nature. we know he had a pretty extensive knowledge of bugs and how to catch them, so with that + his childhood i don't think it's a stretch to assume he also has an understanding of edible plants and non-monstrous wildlife (even if its not all applicable outside the East Blue). he's survived on his own in the wilderness for years at a time at least twice in canon.

i think it's fun to think of them having... some sort of "zoro is lost in more ways than one" kinda vibe early on in their journey, especially since they're constantly broke pre-timeskip and we know that at least by little garden the crew has started hunting and foraging to supplement their stores. you could absolutely rope the rest of the east blue grew into this, but zoro is still sort of the outlier with his background.

i dunno. maybe i just like the image of luffy trying to teach zoro how to hunt or fish and both of them just having the dumbest time with it. luffy would be really earnest but impatient--and zoro would be stubborn about admitting he doesn't know shit but would still listen and absorb anyway.

luffy having no clue how to start small and work up to new skills, so they end up going after massive wild boars or something as a first or second lesson and zoro just rolls with it because sure, yeah, thats normal. what the hell does he know? (and also hes fucking. zoro. so.)

or luffy teaching zoro to fish normally but also like a bear fishes (standing knee-deep in the water and catching fish with his bare hands) because it looks more fun that way and he cant. and zoro just fucking up soooo bad but getting really competitive anyway, even though luffy is just, like, sitting on a nearby rock yelling (frankly terrible) directions at him or something. zoro catches nothing and luffy tells him he looks stupid getting angry at the river so of course zoro is going to master fucking. bare-handed fishing because the man's got one braincell and its 99% stubborn pride.

he fucking sucks at starting a fire, wouldnt even consider building proper shelter, and in general would not make it 0.2 seconds outside a populated environment without his captain--a guy raised by the jungle and ace, who was basically a wild animal himself.

idk. survival-competent luffy is very near and dear to my heart.