#it’s not CANON

[diamondzart]

I get why people may insist that Fear and Anxiety have sibling vibes and not romantic ones but in that case THERE WOULDN’T BE A LITERAL “I CAN FIX HER” JOKE right in the movie, come on guys 😆

Look at the faces this mf makes while mentioning her?

I mean would they expect people to NOT ship it? I am dead sure they saw this coming. Too many hints, too many. They had test screenings with teenage girls of all people. They are real experts in stuff like this!

[stydiaownsmyheart]

Ok everyone hear me out. We ignore the movie like we did with 6B.

[mizz-sea-nymph]

I'm actually neutral with the new spin-off tbh. Neither hating or liking it 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ That said, do you think the Lu Bu and Jack spin-off are hundred times better?

The Lu bu one was okay but I’m side eyeing it for making Ishtar a Mesopotamian GODDESS a dude! Like bro what- my Babylonian ancestors are side eyeing 🧍‍♀️

the Lu bu one was alr Lu bu and his father where adorable, it didn’t get TOO confusing unlike the Jack the Ripper one, I expected it to be sm else it was good I like it during the arc where Jack and Noah battled but the more it went on the more confusing it got? Like overall I feel like they could have done better??

The Lu bu one had its side eye moments and so dose the Jack the Ripper one mainly cause it’s got allot of plot holes that are so, huh??? both are fine compared to the utter crap that new cash grab spin off is 💀

[katsuizu-stuff]

Wish this was real 😔

[tokillamockingbird427]

Reason Elias likes butterflies is because his wife did btw. It’s canon.

[graycious-tea]

I need someone to tell me exactly how the prank plays out in choices because I refuse to take the prank as canon but I really really wanna read that fic

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[mosslingg]

life lessons with grunkle ford

you can support my work on kofi!

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!