#it’s the will smith and jada pic

[stopthatfool]

something is going on here.....

made by me... graphic design is my passion

inspired by that one pic of will smith and jada pinkett smith, like the one with the lines and and and u know the one. plz tell me u know the one.

[gimmethatagustd]

sksjshsj sorry i’m in a silly goofy mood so instead of destroying you with a pic, imma make you giggle. (or roll your eyes. either one) i have nothing in mind in regards of pairing so honestly go wild boo. 🤘🏽😌

Jungkook doesn't appreciate Taehyung's Men in Black costume, and that's very rude of him.

↳ pairing: taehyung x jungkook

↳ rating/genre: BTS | 18+ | established relationship | halloween | smut | fluff | humor

↳ wc/date: 1.3k | October 2023

↳ warnings: jokes that you'll only understand if you have knowledge about men in black and the jada pinkett smith x will smith x other men "entanglements" lmfaoo, slander against the Heterosexuals, an attempt at roleplay lol (work relationship, infidelity, tae forces jk to call him 'sir' lol), tae is weird as hell (what do you expect?), a very unserious blowjob

↳ notes: this is probably the dumbest thing i've ever written in my entire life, and i love it so much

↳ masterlist / taglist

↳ what was jai listening to? men in black - will smith

Halloween 2023 Masterlist

“See that?” 

“Taehyung, I don’t feel like doing this right now.” 

“See. That?” 

Jungkook heaves a loud sigh and leans away, the back of his head gently knocking against the bedroom door. He tilts his chin slightly to look directly into Taehyung’s eyes. Since Jungkook isn’t wearing his signature chunky boots, Taehyung is taller than him. 

Typically, Jungkook knows he looks at Taehyung like he put the stars in the skies (and in Jungkook’s eyes), but today…

“Fine,” Jungkook concedes with a roll of his eyes. “Yes, hyung, I see it.” 

Taehyung’s eyes aren’t visible through the dark, alien-esque sunglasses he’s wearing, but Jungkook is sure he’s squinting in a way that Taehyung probably thinks is menacing. 

Taehyung holds up a small silver object connected to a thin chain around his neck. 

“NYPD!” Taehyung shakes the police badge in Jungkook’s face. Jungkook releases another heavy sigh. “Means I’ll Knock Your Punkass Down!” 

“Knock is spelled with a ‘K’ in English, babe.” 

“Jungkook-ah, you’re ruining the moment.” 

“I’m ruining the moment?! You already killed my boner! I’m not gonna do this weird fucking Men in Black roleplay with you!” 

Taehyung rips off his glasses and lets out that little whiny sound he makes when he isn’t getting what he wants. Normally, Jungkook finds it cute. Today, his boyfriend isn’t cute in the slightest. 

(Okay, maybe a little bit. He does look nice in his fitted suit and fluffy bangs. A little.) 

“Why do you hate fun?” 

Pushing Taehyung’s chest, Jungkook forces him out of his way. “This is not fun.” 

Taehyung scrambles after Jungkook as he walks over to their dresser to look for a fresh change of pajamas. Namjoon’s Halloween party lasted longer than Jungkook expected, and he has work in the morning. He’d love to get out of the ugly New Balances, khakis, and blue and white checkered button-up he’s wearing. 

(Dressing Jungkook up as a Straight Person was Taehyung’s idea, and Jungkook hates to admit that it was a great fucking idea. Straight People are very spooky, right?) 

“But I imitate Will Smith so well.” 

Jungkook twists around to stare at Taehyung, a pair of boxers and a white tank top clutched in his hands. “If you don’t cut this shit out, I’m gonna go Jada fucking Pinkett Smith on your ass and act like I don’t know who the fuck you are.” 

Taehyung gasps, clasping a hand against his chest. “And to think I was going to suck you off before we went to bed. You asshole.” 

Jungkook swallows and tries to keep his voice steady as he asks, “You what?” 

“Nope,” Taehyung tuts with a waggle of his finger. “You rejected me.” 

“No, I didn’t.” 

“Yes, you did!” 

“Babe,” Jungkook tosses his clothes back into the drawer and grabs Taehyung by his skinny black tie. “All I said was that I wasn’t having fun. But, the other thing, sounds fun…” 

Taehyung snorts. “I shouldn’t have let you wear that outfit. You’re acting like such a horny dudebro right now.” 

“Me?! You started this!” 

Narrowing his eyes, Taehyung slowly puts the weird sunglasses back on and pries Jungkook’s fingers from his tie. 

“Fine, I’ll give you what you want. But only because I like the fantasy that you’re some pathetic straight man trapped in a loveless marriage, and I’m your sexy CEO boss who gets to turn you out.” 

Jungkook watches with a raised eyebrow as Taehyung slowly sinks to the floor. Seeing Taehyung on his knees in a full suit does something to him. “So now you’re a CEO? Not an alien hunter?”

With a razor-sharp grin that makes Jungkook’s stomach flip, Taehyung reaches up to swiftly undo Jungkook’s pants. 

“Perhaps I’m the CEO of an alien-hunting corporation,” Taehyung suggests as he pulls Jungkook’s pants and briefs down until they pool at his ankles. Jungkook doesn’t even bother stepping out of them. 

“Sure, babe,” Jungkook sighs when Taehyung’s pretty fingers wrap around the base of his soft cock.

He wasn’t lying before; Taehyung’s annoying behavior had killed his boner. However, the nice thing about being in love is that deep down, Jungkook thinks everything Taehyung does is cute. Even when he’s being annoying as fuck. 

“Say it with more conviction,” Taehyung commands before angling his head to lick a stripe up Jungkook’s cock. 

Reaching backward, Jungkook grabs onto the dresser to steady himself as Taehyung softly sucks the head of his cock. He knows Taehyung won’t give him what he wants unless he follows the rules of the game. 

“You are the CEO,” Jungkook grits out, “Of an alien, fuck,” Taehyung swirls his tongue around the tip, poking at Jungkook’s slit to lap up the precum that collects there, “Hunting c-corporation.” 

“Very good. Now, I want you to call me ‘sir’ since this is a professional relationship first and foremost. I don’t care if you’re cheating on your wife with me; I’m still your superior.” 

Reaching down to brush Taehyung’s bangs away from his face, Jungkook lightly tugs the fluffy strands. “Please shut up.” 

Somehow Taehyung manages to spit on Jungkook’s cock indignantly, with furrowed eyebrows and a deep frown. He runs his hand up the shaft while scowling at him. 

“Is that the proper way to speak to your boss, Jungkook-ssi?” 

With the tip of his tongue, Taehyung leans forward and flicks at the underside of the head, rubbing his tongue flat against it whenever Jungkook twitches. 

“I hate you,” Jungkook whispers, the softness of his voice turning into a whimper. 

“You love me.” 

“Yes, and also, I hate you. Sir.”

Humming in amusement, Taehyung sinks further down until his nose presses against Jungkook’s abdomen. Jungkook can feel him regulating his breathing and his throat contracting and relaxing as he swallows. It’s enough to make Jungkook weak in the knees, and he tightens his grip on the dresser. 

“Fuck, Tae,” Jungkook moans as Taehyung begins to bob his head. “Just like that, just, ahh shit, I’m not gonna–” 

“Oh!” Taehyung unexpectedly releases Jungkook’s cock. A thin string of spit connects his mouth with the tip, and he breaks it by swiping his tongue over his bottom lip. “Maybe you’re an alien in disguise.” 

Jungkook throws his head back with a groan. “Taehyung, please.” 

“Sorry, sorry,” Taehyung giggles before he takes Jungkook’s cock into his mouth once again.

It doesn’t take much effort to finish Jungkook off. Taehyung has always been Jungkook's weakness. No matter how goofy he looks with the stupid alien glasses or how weird his idea of fun is, Jungkook can’t help but feel warm all over whenever he looks at Taehyung. Happiness radiates from him, an innocent soul– even in situations like this when Taehyung looks anything but innocent with Jungkook’s cock down his throat. 

“Tae,” Jungkook moans, a warning that he knows Taehyung will understand. As he feels the burning pressure build up inside him, he lets go of Taehyung’s hair and takes off the glasses, tossing them to the side. “Wanna see your pretty eyes.”

They watch each other as he cums, Jungkook cradling the side of Taehyung’s face and Taehyung squeezing Jungkook’s thighs. 

Taehyung pulls away with a gasp. “You handled that really well for an alien disguised as a Straight Man,” Taehyung chokes out, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. 

“Hyung, oh my god.” Jungkook tries to move, but he feels like the bones in his legs have turned to liquid, and his ankles are still wrapped up in his pants. “Stop it right now.” 

Licking his lips, Taehyung gives Jungkook a wicked grin. “Or else what?”

Jungkook covers his face with his hands as he mumbles, “Or else I’ll knock your punkass down.” 

Only Taehyung can giggle so sweetly while on his knees in a fitted suit after sucking his boyfriend off. God, Jungkook really loves him, weird and all. 

Halloween 2023 Masterlist

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[florashifting]

Racism in 2024? Ts is so outdated yall 🥱

Now what made you think it was okay to sit here and type this out to the public? IDC if this whole avantika casting rumor thing was true, IDC IF THE RUMOR OF THEIR ACTUALLY BEING A LIVE ACTION MOVIE WAS TRUE. There is NO justification to using literal slurs and racist language. She has a name, refer to her as it. And if any of you think that this comment is justified you can suck my dick cause you're a little bitch. And the fact that over a thousand people liked this comment.

Yall are really showing your true colors over a FUCKING RUMOR. OVER A FUCKING MOVIE THAT ISNT HAPPENING. And I will never forget you bitches that actually thought JADA PINKETT SMITH was playing rapunzel like how stupid and goofy do you have to be to believe that.

And it's always the same ones that be saying "oh its cause she's not german 🥺" the majority of you don't give a flying fuck, because I saw the same bitches who said that talk about some "Meg Donnely should be Rapunzel!" "Sabrina Carpenter should be Rapunzel!" When they're not German either 🤨

And look, me personally I don't gaf about the live actions, sure I'll watch them if they look good and are on streaming or something, but if I don't wanna watch them, you know what I do? I DON'T WATCH THEM. I WATCH THE ORIGINAL.

People like this are really some dumb racist fucks. Just because your greasy ass can't make money like the successful women you attack gives you no right to be bitter, your not making shit cause you won't get off your ass and GET A JOB. GET A LIFE. But nooo you wanna sit here and waffle on about some people that don't even know you. Like, you will never amount to anything if you keep up this behavior, yk that right?

Yall are rlly on some goofy ass bs, you really get your dirty ass panties in a twist over some stupid shit. Go outside, go read a book or something, do something productive instead of wasting your time online. Hope that helps! 💖

And like I said before if you agree with the comment in the pic, block me and get your ashy ass in the shower 💞

[bookishtheaterlover7]

👸- I'm breaking my rule of not talking about them for a hot second. I know this is lengthy, but I have a lot to say about how they are trying to drum up media by using fans.

It just occured to me we, the fans whoever is left, were used again. They saw pur comments about not giving them attention and adjusted thier strategy.

We all saw the photos discusses for maybe 180 minutes and then moved on. We all know they gave us what we all said last tine was missing/odd down to her out of place (we assume cause no one could actually see the dress) outfit and ridiculous heels to a "loving" hand hold flashing the ring.

But we all went theres a picture of before a possible kiss and after a possible kiss. But somehow they missed the money shot which many of us saw as in they didnt or whatever. Then we moved on to other topics and Then 24 hours later we get a video with 2 kisses and the video of said walking out.

THE PICTURE AND VIDEO OF THE KISS WAS HELD DELIBERTLY.

They did this deliberately to make sure fans talk about them for longer. Otherwise the picture of the kiss would have been released with all the others.

They did this because fans said that they arent going to give them and the poop show attention so it can go away faster. So what do thier teams do? Split up the relases. Usually outlets would have both whoever the pics were sold too usually gers the video but regardless the video is usually released at the same time.

And robert patterson who isnt media shy with his significant other went out the back to try and leave privately while the couple that says they are private didn't find a private way to leave.

chris and ebola waited infront of the glass in a weird position then give us those two very loving kisses. (I hope you all can detect my tone here)

We all saw her smirk and Chris' other language fans know so well. And if his body language starts changing again we will know it's because we all discussed it and the lurkers saw. If his body language doesnt change, that's a point in the win collum of it bejng true. Go ship. So congratulations, we all believe it is now true love!

The truth is no amount of papwalks can convince us anything other than someone seriously is holding something over Chris because I dont see any other reason why he's being forced to change to sell it. Its one thing to show up places, but having them try and act more like a couple from him is also another sign that its a sham. We have what 2 years' worth of videos to watch how they interact to compare to, so stop trying to give notes it makes everyone looks worse.

Real couples don't change what they wear and how they hold hands and act based on what fans say. Why because its idotic to do so no one wants to pretend to be aomeone they're nkt and destroys relationships as you can be who you are. And while im assuming that was gunna be the break uo angle- blame it on the fans you can't this time. Why?

This time you can blame his fans because its not just his fans the gen public online isn't buying thany of this bull 💩. That is based on Instagram comments and website comments all which have been limited/turned off the ability to comment.

After Britney Spears being forced to say she's fine for media ( a totally diffrent aituation minus that she was forced to lie that she is ok) and after Will smith and Jada revealed theyve seen seperated for 6 years but pretend theyre together for media reasons, people don't believe a lot of what's 'saud' ??and they especially dont believe/m and questjjn Hollywood couples like they used to

I have been so proud of the fandom or rather what is left to getting rid of the lablels and limiting our discussions.

Regardless if its her pr team CAA's team who is not only Chris' (as they are invested and actually have a distribution type role (i forget the exact name) in her new movie i teams really just proved how fake everything is and that they are lurking otherwise why would everything we all said across milti platforms tumblr, instagram and lipstick queen was suddenly included in this walk.

Do you want us to be convinced it's really a real relationship and they are just in the media to drum up press for thier releases?

(She had a movie that opened 2 days ago over seas)

Do you want to prove they are a real couple?

Then don't release ANYTHING for the next 2 months. No pap walks no reels no photos no stories, no magazine or website blurbs or sources, and no photos carousel of even Dodger. Her movies is released in 2 more places one in the end of January. The other was supposed to be in February but when I just checked the date was removed. Othwewise I expect to see another dog and pony show on or around January 27th.

If we get nothing for two months including Valentine’s day and this included blurbs in mags/online or "sources". Putting nothing out there it will go a long way to convince people that they are a private couple and they are together.

If not and we get one as planned on or around the 27th....

The truth is that her career is a non starter in the usa/north america. Not everyone makes it here- we all have seen way too much of her and since that didnt get any media coverage of that scandle nothing will really get her talken about minus 1 thing:

a REAL break up article

His career is close to being the same. We all see how Chris looks and the diffrent man he is now. Some are still holding out hope that well once again see the man who tweeted if you hang out with racists you are a racist even a charity wants nothing to do with him and he did do a lot for them, we all see that and that. That's why chris' career will dissapear or be on the c or d list as the man who used to be thst superhwro guy. My Point is:

IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE FANS LIKE THIS he won't have a career to go back to and all you press agents will be dropped because he wont have mkney to spend on people.. people who helped his career go down in flames. The only way he'll really be talked about for more thsn 300 minutes is if there is a break up article with truths

Otherwise we'll see you both again at the end of January and Chris will be told to adjust/change what he did wrong.... at least hollywoof knows he can take direction... we'll see the photos first sent to obscure blogs/accounts, then an outlet and then apprently video follows the photos now because you are all THAT desperate

P.S. it's a great choice to have him get makeup done makeup job on He looks a lot healthier (no one is buying that he actually changed that much in such a small amount of time is he wearing the new Prada or Dior foundation?)

No need for me to add anything else... 👸 said her peace, and damn is it everything and beautiful!

[contentment-of-cats]

Women being female in public and their autobiographies

Jada Pinkett-Smith. Not someone I am normally interested in other than her autobiography popping up on my reading recommendations. It's the kicked-hornet-nest buzz of rage that accompanies being female in public surrounding her autobiography - unread as it's not my cuppa. I can't speak to being black and female in public, so I will stay in my female lane here.

People hate women being women in public unless it is for consumption. Ms. Pinkett-Smith did not spill the tea. Or at least she did not spill the right type or quantity desired about her marriage and the insides thereof.

Not just men, but women will rip other women to shreds over something as trivial as shoes. Women are patriarchy's most effective enforcers, after all. It doesn't matter who the woman is, if she doesn't stay not in her lane, but in the box that people want her in, then there's going to be trouble. Perhaps this is especially true for famous women - not just celebrities famous for being famous - where they are also expected to serve the tea. People want gossip, revelations from private lives, they want it wet and juicy, titillating and salacious. A woman has to justify her presence in public by serving up her most private self in order to justify her presence at all.

It's no different for women who are not celebrities. Take as an example Susan Gubar, author and distinguished Professor Emerita of English and Women's Studies at Indiana University. I am currently reading her 'Memoir of a Debulked Woman' - about her 15-year journey with ovarian cancer and her remission. She has been nominated for the Pulitzer Prize for Nonfiction, and has been awarded a Guggenheim Fellowship for Humanities. Susan Gubar is extensively published, and her work 'The Madwoman in the Attic' is one of the (I hate to say it) seminal works of feminist literary study.

One of the dominant criticisms I hear of her autobiographical works concerning her experience with cancer is that she is 'intellectualizing' her experience, as if a woman's experience with one of the most horrifying, terrifying, traumatizing diagnoses and treatment processes needs to be emotionally bled all over the page. As if sharing her experience in a way that is comfortable, relatable to herself and her life experience is Wrong. Doesn't it relate to the female experience that has Kardashianized women's lives, even the smallest actions, for public consumption?

The definition, according to Merriam Webster

Intellectualizing what is happening to me is one of the only ways I have stayed passably sane, but as women are supposed to be in touch with their emotions, supposed to be emotional creatures, intellectualizing our situations is a coping strategy barred to us. It's affiliated with dissociation, a removal of one's psyche from a given situation - and considering cancer, that situation is pretty fucking horrifying. Facing death, we are expected to be brave and noble, emotional, floundering until taken by the hand and led through reason as a child through a museum. There are plenty of times during treatment and post-surgery that I was at the breaking point, but those are my private moments, in my nest of blankets and holding my cats.

When did intellectualization become a bad thing? Isn't it a good thing to approach a possible life-ending event with all the pragmatic and intellectual capability at one's disposal? Isn't it a good thing to adapt and make Terror into Tuesday? Yes, I have CPTSD - medically related, diagnosed and on my medical record along with my previous depression and anxiety. Am I going to write about it?

Of course. This journal is my sloppy autobiography, my being female in public, a stream of consciousness with fandoming and cat pics. I am not the academic powerhouse of Professor Gubar, nor the celebrity as Ms. Pinkett-Smith, but I am a women with a brain.

Intellectualize on, my sisters.

[dogco11ar]

where’s that one pic of will smith and jada pickett smith

[newagesispage]

                                                                             APRIL 2024 

 THE RIB PAGE 

Look for it May 3: Catching Fire: The story of Anita Pallenberg. Scarlett Johansson is her voice from an unpublished memoir. 

***** 

The 96th Oscars happened! Kimmel did a great job. It felt calm and relaxed. Da’vine Joy Randolph got herself an Oscar. The usual suspects won everything with Poor Things and Oppenheimer doing quite well. Emma Stone was great in Poor Things but I was so routing for Lily Gladstone. American Fiction won best adapted screenplay. I was so happy that War is Over won and it was great to see Sean Ono Lennon and he asked the audience to yell Happy Mothers Day to Yoko!! Just about the best part of the night. Zone of interest won best International pic and it came with a controversial speech. My best dressed were Zendaya and Lily Gladstone. Other bests were Rita Moreno, Jodie Foster, Billie Eilish, Ke Huy Quan, Greta Gerwig, Florence Pugh, Issa Rae, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Kirsten Dunst and Jessie Plemons, Charlize Theron, Mary Steenburgen, Jeffrey Wright, Mark Ruffalo, Tantoo Cardinal and Lupita Nyongo. America Ferrera and Brendan Fraser’s wife were like shiny book ends and I loved it. Emily Blunt and Margot Robbie looked stressed and uncomfortable. Melissa Rivers thought there was not a lot of structure on the red carpet. I disagree, thought there were too many. She was right about the ties, though.. More ties. It is not always cool with open collars. There was a lot of fabric being pulled along behind on this carpet. ** Many changed for the Vanity fair afterparty. Waiting in line to get into the party there were some more best dressed like Lindsay Lohan, Salma Hayek and Emily Blunt. ** Toward the end of the show, Scary Clown 45 weighed in and Kimmel against advice had to comment with, “Isn’t it past your jail time?”. There are now t-shirts and mugs with the line. 

***** 

Dr. Dre and Martha Reeves got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. ** Missionary is Dr. Dre and Snoop back after 30 years with an answer to Doggy Style. 

***** 

We are really going backwards this summer with Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice. But, I guess Retro will be the word of the season cuz they will probably be big! 

***** 

Clerks III just made me bawl my eyes out. - Tyler Lappin 

***** 

There is a new kickoff rule in the NFL. The kicker’s teammates will now line up at the opponents 40- yard line. 

***** 

Suffs on Broadway looks awesome with Hillary Clinton producing. 

***** 

Jonathon Haidt is out with a book called The Anxious Generation. It is filled with alarming statistics about the smart phone age. The rewiring angle is so true. This is why I don’t have a smart phone. We must pay attention to the depression, anxiety and suicide in the world. 

***** 

The Will and Jada Pinkett Smith family charity is shutting down. Revenue has dropped drastically in the past couple of years. Journalists are looking into their donations and some are a mystery. They gave to Rebecoming and they can’t seem to be found. Smith tax info will be released soon. 

***** 

Can’t wait for Ezra with Bobby Cannavale, Robert DeNiro, Vera Farmiga, Rose Byrne and Whoopi Goldberg. Tony Goldwyn is directing. 

***** 

There is no point in giving a gift unless one also treasures it oneself. - Madam Colette 

***** 

RFK Jr. has chosen Nicole Shanahan as his VP. 

***** 

Summer Blizzard flavors are here: Picnic Peach Cobbler, Ultimate Cookie and Peanut Butter cookie dough party. ** Cherry dip is back at DQ. 

***** 

Are you creating more terrorists than you are killing? - Donald Rumsfeld 

***** 

The British board of film classification changed the Mary Poppins and Ratatouille rating from U to PG.  

***** 

Banksy has new artwork in London that seems to be a message of environmentalism.  

***** 

Tommy is back on Broadway. 

***** 

Krispy Kreme is coming to McDonald’s. 

***** 

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is tightening restrictions on imports of African elephants. 

***** 

Tori Spelling filed for divorce from Dean McDermott. 

***** 

The Black Crowes have a new album with Happiness Bastards. 

***** 

Jennifer Ehles character on Law and Order: Organized Crime is so fuckin’ good that she needs to be a regular or have her own spin off. How about Law and Order: Small Town!! I have lived in enough small towns to know that they can compete with the big city on scandal and secrets. 

***** 

Look for the Power of the heart tribute to Lou Reed CD on April 19.  Artists will include Keith Richards, Lucinda Williams, Rufus Wainwright, Roseanne Cash, Angel Olsen, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts and Rickie Lee Jones. 

***** 

Warner Brothers has sidelined Coyote Vs. Acme. The movie that Will Forte calls, “incredible”, is complete. The film with Forte and John Cena has been left on the shelf for tax purposes? Ugh! 

***** 

Why does Biden get so much shit for Afghanistan? This was Trump’s baby and Biden just carried out the time frame. I mean, they always so conveniently forget. 

***** 

So.. The Chinese are bringing their own countrymen over here and forcing them to work on U.S. pot farms?? Why is our world filled with such heartless greed? There should be no angst involved with the weed industry. 

***** 

Joseph Cuffari is under investigation for failing to notify congress of missing secret service text messages from Jan. 6, deleting text and a settlement with a former employee. He claims he isn’t being investigated and that he is a whistleblower. LIES! They deny deny, they create their own truths. WTF? ** Why does the one Trump judge not seem to really understand the Presidential Records Act? 

***** 

Spiritual Narcissist? What a label. 

***** 

Oregon decriminalized illicit drugs 3 years ago but are rethinking things. Unfortunately, fentanyl use has exploded which brought OD’s. The state decided to recriminalize possession last month. The bill encourages authority to refer people to treatment, though. 

***** 

The Feds are considering changing marijuana’s place in the controlled substance act list.  

***** 

The Eagles trial ended with a thud. Three men were charged with trying to sell stolen notes about Hotel California. Mid trial, the judge dismissed the charges after new evidence that had been withheld surfaced. Ed Sanders obtained the notes legally as he was writing a never released book about the group. 

***** 

Days alert: Greg Vaughan was hospitalized after severe altitude sickness while on vaca. ** Bring back Jen Lilley!! ** I didn’t think I would miss Nicole but I think I will. Please let the powers that be work this out. ** I miss Justin and Bonnie!** I caught a GH the other day. I hadn’t seen it in years but it seems that so many of the characters look alike. On Days, there is a lot of individuality. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me. ** Is Sammy on her way home?? 

***** 

The Daytime Emmy’s are set for June 7. 

***** 

Tennessee is discussing the “Chemtrail bill”. The sponsor says that the bill only applies to geoengineering. Some environmentalists say it is conspiracy theory nonsense. Chemtrails is a conspiracy theory related to the lines of vapor coming from jet planes. The bill says that intentional injection release or dispersion by any means, of chemicals, chemical compounds, substances, or apparatus within the borders of this state into the atmosphere with the express purpose of affecting temperature, weather, or the intensity of the sunlight is prohibited.” The bill passed the Tennessee senate. ** This almost seems like a direct response to Biden’s measure of instructing the office of science and technology to work with NASA on research of climate intervention. 

***** 

The Republicans against Trump campaign have put together $50 mil to support the 30% or so of their party. ** Recent studies have shown there is a growing distance between young people in this country. There are more and more young men that identify as republican and more and more young women that call themselves democrats. Mixed political marriage may be a thing of the past. An older group of women call themselves, “the wives of the deplorables.”  

***** 

The Ruth Bader Ginsburg women of leadership Award which last year went to Streisand has suddenly changed. The organization that gives the award, the Dwight Opperman Foundation, shortened the name to the Leadership award. The recipients are Elon Musk, Rupert Murdoch, Sly Stallone, Martha Stewart and Michael Milken. Ginsburg’s family and Streisand say they do not support those choices. The Justice’s family has no affiliation with and does not endorse these awards. - Ruth’s daughter Jane. 

***** 

SCOTUS refused to hear the former New Mexico county official, Covy Griffin case. The Cowboy for Trump was ordered to step down from the Otero Co. Board of commissioners after he breached the Capital grounds and was convicted. It is the first time an elected official was removed from office for rebellion against the U.S. since the Civil War. 

***** 

Happy Gilmore 2? Yes, Please! 

***** 

A new prehistoric bird was discovered in China. Imparavis Attenboroughi or Attenborough’s strange bird existed 120 million years ago. It is one of the few in early cretaceous to have no teeth. 

***** 

Of course, the classified doc report from Robert Hur was shady. Hur reported about Biden being a sympathetic, well- meaning elderly man. What? The “confusion” he seemed to refer to was a mix up of a few dates which I think we could all be guilty of. The report tells us that Biden remembered many stories with no problem. In fact, Hur seemed impressed with how solid Biden’s recall was. He has a great memory. ** You appear to have a photographic memory with understanding and recall. - Robert Hur 

***** 

Why does Corey Reynolds not have a pile of Emmy’s?? He just gets better. He is sheer perfection on Resident Alien. Love him!!! 

***** 

The Pope told Ukraine to stop fighting. What? 

***** 

Biden has approved air drops of aid into Gaza. Air drops are the most expensive and least effective way to help. Hey Israel: Stop blocking aid to Gaza! He whispered at the SOTU that Netanyahu will have a “come to Jesus moment.” BTW, State of the Union was awesome. Weak? Confused? I don’t think so. He was wired! Let’s hear more about 3% inflation, low unemployment, the chips act and see the real faces of abortion and IVF restrictions. And so glad that he mentioned the Freedom to vote act. And why did MTG look like a Wal Mart greeter? And why is she shying away from questions about her space lasers? And why is she so rude when others are talking? No manners whatsoever, it was as if she was raised by well, wolves would have done a better job. And Mike Johnson looks so unpleasant. Why does he seem to hate some of us? We haven’t done anything to him. Let’s be proud of America and all that it is and can be. And why do some take credit for an infrastructure bill they voted against? I am so glad that Biden mentioned that. I have been saying that for months. And why won’t people applaud for the education of children? I understand the usual party in charge applauds and the other side sits on their hands but c’mon!! **Steven Nikoui was arrested for shouting at Biden. He and others say, “ Biden never honored those killed at the Abbygate in Kabul. Last year, the President put out a statement mourning the lives of the service members and civilians killed in the horrific terrorist attack. **  George Santos was there. Can’t seem to truly get rid of him. He says that he will run again as an independent. Clarence Thomas was not there. I see the big guns are really starting to speak out. Max Brooks gave us all a great list to appreciate all that Biden has done for this country. He compares the President to FDR. There are policies in place that will benefit us for many years to come. It is time to quit fucking around. I am sure we will see more and more humans with actual brains make their case. ** Some voters say the Biden administration is just nothing. What? Infrastructure? Ever improving economy?  Sustainable energy? We will see the residual effects of all this administration has done for years. Nothing? 

***** 

Rebuttal: What a joke! If some had not heard of Katie Britt before, they sure have now. Republican woman in the kitchen is sort of the perfect statement on the conservatives. She told a specific, horrific sex trafficking story to make Biden look bad. The story took place in Mexico and was during the Bush administration. ** Katie Britt is so bad that she couldn’t be in one of my movies. -Tom Arnold ** Well, that Katie Britt experience was.. Experimental. - Michael Steele ** I guess Katie Britt just failed her VP audition. Godawful! -Roger Stone ** Sen. Katie Britt says that sexual assault is the worst thing that can happen to a woman while encouraging Americans to vote for a convicted sexual predator. - Shannon Watts 

***** 

Marjorie Taylor Greene filed a motion to oust Mike Johnson, but will she pull the trigger? 

***** 

Marjorie Taylor Greene: America’s most embarrassing cousin. - Bill Maher ** She is the true white trash of our country. ** It’s St. Patrick’s Day when Lauren Boebert jerks off a leprechaun. - Bill Maher ** Maher fired CAA after 20 years. ** Not sure what to think about Kara Swisher but she did call out Maher on his Elon crush. 

***** 

Did I see Nicholas Braun as Andy Kaufman for the SNL movie?? 

***** 

When I saw an ad for the new horror, Immaculate, I was sure that it was an Agnes of God remake. 

***** 

We celebrated the NAACP Image Awards. My best dressed were Kerry Washington, Keke Palmer, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Andra Day, Ava Duverney and Misty Copeland. Winners included Victoria Monet, Brandee Younger, Mike Epps, Quinta Brunson and Colman Domingo.  New Edition was put in the Hall of Fame and Usher was entertainer of the year. 

***** 

There is a Waltons cookbook in the works!!!!!!! 

***** 

I usually have a pretty good annoyance with tv ads but I so loved this Wal Mart/ Dino ad. So cute! 

***** 

Kamala Harris toured a Planned Parenthood clinic. Goos for you, VP. 

***** 

Tony Goldwyn had big shoes to fill when he replaced Sam Waterston on Law and Order but it is a perfect fit. 

***** 

History is full of the errors of states and Princes. -Ben Franklin 

***** 

10 years after the water crisis in Michigan, Flint residents have got $0 of the $626.25 mil fund for the lead in their water. Lawyers have gotten their $47.9 mil. 

***** 

Nikki Haley is out. She did take Vermont.  Jason Palmer is out. He did beat Biden in American Samoa. Bloomberg won that territory in 2020. Dean Phillips is out. 

***** 

Rupert Murdoch is engaged to Elena Zhukova.  

***** 

Gov. Abbott in Texas and those crazies have taken over Eagle Pass and the citizens living there are not too happy about it. A local Republican rep says “wetback” for the cameras and does not think twice. 

***** 

Mark Robinson is running for N. Carolina Gov. He is proudly anti- homosexual, trans, Beyonce (satanic), Martin Luther King (communist), Parkland school shooting victims (spoiled little bastards). Yikes! 

***** 

The USPS has unveiled their new Betty Ford stamp which goes on sale April 15 for 68 cents. Looking forward to the Dungeons and Dragon stamps which have no release date yet. 

***** 

An independent investigator cleared Police in the Uvalde shooting. 

***** 

New Jersey’s Jose Uribe pled guilty to 7 charges including conspiracy to commit bribery, wire fraud, obstruction of justice and tax evasion.  It is alleged that he gave Sen. Bob Menendez’s wife a car. He could face 95 years but is cooperating. The indictment says the Senator helped Uribe by trying to persuade prosecutors to go easy on associates. ** Sen Bob Menendez and his wife Nadine have been charged with obstructing justice. 

***** 

In the fake elector plot, Kenneth Chesebro pled guilty in Georgia’s RICO case. People seem to think this can’t happen here but here it is. Stop screwing over your fellow citizens!! ** Hate democracy?? Love dictators?? If ya’ll want to be in Russia so bad, GOI!!!! They have the system that the red hats seem to want. Don’t turn America into Russia, go there! Reagan must be rolling over in his grave. **  

***** 

Chuck Schumer asked for new leadership in Israel.  

***** 

Two men pled guilty to shooting and killing 3 wild donkeys with AR- style rifles in the Mojave Desert. They will be sentenced in July. 

***** 

Sexual assault news: Former Mormon Bishop, John Goodrich, was arrested on felony child sex abuse charges. ** Oh Yeong Su was convicted of sexual misconduct. 

***** 

Tik Tok ban? Is it wrong? What does Jeff Yass have to do with all this? After he visited Trump, suddenly Trump wants Tik Tok to stay.  

***** 

Archeologists in Egypt found the top half of a statue of Ramses II. The bottom was found in 1930. 

***** 

Australia grew the biggest blueberry ever at 20.4 grams. 

***** 

Pierce Brosnan pled guilty to trespassing off of a Yellowstone trail. He was fined $1,500.00. 

***** 

The RNC has elected Michael Whatley and Lara Trump as the new leaders. Some are calling it a mob like takeover. The first thing they did was to lay off most of the staff. They are told to reapply. They also ended the minority outreach program. ** They say the Trump legal bills come to about $230 thou a day.  The money has to come from somewhere and Lara Trump vowed to use the RNC money for her father –in- law. The down ballet races need to fend for themselves because if they defend and save the head of the snake, they will all be alright, I guess.?  

***** 

Kari Lake did not contest her statements in a defamation lawsuit in Arizona. She seems to just want to leave it behind her. 

Some say that Trump should have a VP apprentice. Tulsi Gabbard is in the mix as a VP pick. Her Father, Mike Gabbard is one of the longest serving Dem Senators in the Hawaii legislature. He established the non- profit, ‘Stop promoting Homosexuality.’ Tulsi worked for the anti-LGBTQ organization. So, of course, Trump is interested. She has played both sides, just like him. 

***** 

The laughing stock of the country does not have enough lawsuits so he sued George Stephanopoulos for defamation.  

***** 

Rep. Mike Gallagher of Wisconsin will step down in April, ahead of the end of his term in January. This will bring the house Republicans to a 1 point difference with the Dems. Gallagher introduced the bill to ban Tik Tok. 

***** 

Robert Telles, former Clark Co. Public administrator in Vegas is on trial for killing reporter Jeff German. The trial was postponed as they wait for the State Supreme Court to decide if German’s cell phone and computer were protected from disclosure. 

***** 

Princess Kate has cancer. The Press finally shut up about it. 

***** 

Rod Blagojevich tried to reverse a ban on his return to public life. Every shady character will try it now, thanks to Scary Clown. “No. Just go.”- Judge Seeger 

***** 

Sandy Hook never happened. They’re all actors. - Aaron Rodgers** This is a possibility for VP, along with Jesse Ventura for RFK Jr. I guess this all we need to know. 

***** 

CVS and Walgreens now have Federal certification to dispense mifepristone for medical abortions. It is rolling out in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New York, Pennsylvania, California and Illinois. 

***** 

Alaia Baldwin Aronow was arrested in Georgia for simple assault, simple battery, battery and criminal trespassing. This included throwing a used tampon at a female staff member. This happened just after Father Stephen Baldwin posted a message asking for prayers for his other daughter, Haley and her hubby Justin Bieber. 

***** 

Former WWE wrestler, Billy Jack Haynes was charged with murder in his wife’s death. 

***** 

The DOJ is giving a full investigation to Boeing. 

***** 

Dr. Phil has a new network, Merit Street Media and will host Dr. Phil Primetime.  

***** 

Reporter Steve Baker was arrested by the FBI and charged with knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority. He was also charged with disorderly and disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds, disorderly conduct in a capitol building and parading, demonstration or picketing in a Capitol building. 

***** 

Regular church goers have dropped to under 50%. What other ways can we get together as a community? 

***** 

Why is Alabama’s murder rate 3 times higher that NY? And why do conservatives always talk about crime in NY? 

***** 

France has made an abortion a constitutional right. 

***** 

Liberty University will pay $ 14 million in fines for ‘failure to disclose information’ about crimes on campus and treatment of sexual assault survivors under the Clery act. The facility put itself out there as one of the safest. LIES!! Many sexual assault victims were scared to report and when they did, victims were blamed. The University acknowledged incorrect statistical reports and often warnings and emergency notifications were not sent. The schools net assets are $3.5 billion. Liberty settled a lawsuit in 2022 by 12 women on the unsafe environment and mishandling cases of sexual assault. 3 years ago, Falwell Jr. And the U have filed lawsuits against each other. 

***** 

Trump hates leap year. He thinks it is a woke plot to make black history month longer. -Bill Maher ** Isn’t it strange that they always talk about Trump and the working class. We all know it is the prejudice, the racist faction that support him. ** The Republican agenda is 800 pages long. They speak about downsize and change but their 800 pages makes it clear that it is business as usual. The main difference is that they promise to fire hundreds of government employees. The Heritage Foundation is signing up loyalists at rallies to take their place. This country would become a Trump enterprise and we all know how well his businesses are run. ** Scary Clown 45 is taking credit for a 2014 Veterans bill that Obama signed. He also claimed that leaders in ISIS call him, “your highness.” ** Traitor + President= Tresident.  

***** 

Brian Butler is the 20 -year Trump employee that is giving testimony in the documents case.  He claims they were moving boxes as the Feds were looking for them. ** Word is that there may be less Trump rallies as they use all the $ for lawyers. ** The hush money trial was delayed because of new evidence. Manhattan asked for this a year ago and just now got it. ** A California Judge has recommended disbarring John Eastman, a Trump lawyer that challenged the 2020 election results. 

***** 

Police in Mississippi who called themselves the Goon Squad were sentenced. In 2023 the group beat, shocked and sexually assaulted 2 black men for hours. One of the men was shot but they survived. 3 of the 6 also pled guilty to a separate incident. The Sheriff of Rankin County has a $400mil lawsuit against him for failure to properly train the officers. 

***** 

James Carville is at it again. He tells us that Trump literally stinks. Is that why they are drawn to him. Are these just a bunch of stinky minions? 

***** 

133 people were killed in a Moscow Concert Hall and ISIS took credit for it.  

***** 

Will Trent just gets better!! 

***** 

So, NBC hires the election denier, Ronna McDaniel and then fires her after the other talking heads freak out. Figures it is NBC. Why is it always NBC?  

***** 

Fani Willis will stay on the case in Georgia. Her acquaintance is off the case. 

***** 

Will the Supreme Court give Presidents complete immunity? What will Biden do with the power? 

***** 

Kyrsten Sinema won’t run for reelection. 

***** 

Trump is a snake oil salesperson. If they were having his (Biden) wake and it was him V. Trump and he was being given last rites, I would still vote for Joe Biden. - Mark Cuban 

***** 

Trump: He’s so fucking stupid. He’s a fucking moron. - Robert DeNiro 

***** 

We need a better education system in this country since people can’t seem to see what is real. RFK Jr. and Trump yell about the truth all the time and they seem to be the biggest liars I have ever seen. ** Scary Clown 45 won the golf club championship and the senior club champion. He is amazing. 

***** 

Red Bull Racing boss, Christian Horner was investigated after accusations of misconduct. He was cleared but things seem to keep escalating. Team members are threatening to leave and leaked e mails of inappropriate behavior. 

***** 

The Freaky Friday sequel is on the way. 

***** 

Oprah told the world that Steadman eats Octopus and Okra every morning.  

***** 

Elon Musk was interviewed for Don Lemon’s new show and then Musk cancelled it .** Musk seems worried about AI being too woke. ** Musk and his right -wing cohorts now seem to think there is a Haitian cannibal invasion. 

***** 

The pillow guy is begging for 100% of your money.  

***** 

R.I.P. David Culhane, Iris Apfel, Moscow concert hall victims, Janice Burgess, Amnon Weinstein, Thomas Stafford, Martin Greenfield, Rockford stabbing victims, Dorie Ladner, Peter Anthony Morgan, Kenneth Mitchell, Micheline Presle, Akira Toriyama, Ohio tornado vicims, Byron Janis, David Seidler, Dan Wakefield, David Breashears, Richard Serra, Marjorie Perloff, Francis Scott Key bridge collapse victims, Jerry Foley, Max Hardy, Steve Harley, Michael Culver, Roni Stoneman, Bud E.S. Lamareaux III, Richard Truly, Jim Beard, Malachy McCourt, Eric Carmen, Robyn Bernard, David Mixner, M. Emmet Walsh and Steve Lawrence. 

[anothersebastianblog]

Adding to my collection because i love being insufferable/ Jada and will Smith,Meryl Streep and her husband... Pap pics,red carpet etc... From celeb couple don't mean anything. Especially from couple who benefit from it like Jada and Will,Blake and Ryan, Ashton and Mila and now Taylor and her new beau.

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[veworfone]

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[musingsofvenus]

This was sitting in my drafts for who knows how long but here is *spoiler alert* Kim's prom dress.

The class sizes are tiny so the school has to combine junior and senior prom just to make the number of attendees hit 30 people

Kim doesn't care. She still likes to splurge and dress to impress because "you never know when somebody famous is gonna show up." A celebrity has yet to show up on the rez, but Jared still acts like her personal paparazzi anyway

[dominiqueprovostchalkleynews]

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[dewz]

[kisskissbanggang]

That's interesting. Yuta, can you explain what exactly you disliked about that man?

Oh, holy shit, that idiot. He seemed cool at first, like he really cared about her and wanted what was best for her. They talked and joked a lot and were real sweet on each other but something about him felt so fake. And she was really falling for him, so I sort of sat it out and just let her do her thing. As long as she was happy, right? Then he confided in me – you know, as “bros” – that she was the best lay ever and that hopefully I didn’t mind him approaching my level with her??? Like we were a thing and she was just loose??? This dipshit just assumed the whole time that she was casual – with me(!!!) – without ever talking to her, so he was sleeping around the whole time and… And, well, nobody was happy at the end of that day. She didn’t cry, though. She punched him in the dick and we had a beer back at my place. I respect that.

Send any questions you have for Yuta or Reader into my askbox!

[bl--ankhaeji]

hello!

Could I request a little nct 127 reaction to their chubby s/o in a body con dress that would be a really cute fluff idea or smut…I mean idk👀

have a nice day🧈

OoO

Taeil

Taeil seems like a subtly possessive man like what's his is his and he knows it but he wants everyone else to know.

Calmly shows you off to everyone

"Hey have you guys seen y/n tonight."

"Y/n looks so beautiful don't they"

All that while constantly touching some part of your body

Mr. Handsy #1

Like his hands are glued

At the end of the night, you swear you still feel his hands on you (that's because they are)

Taeyong

BuBu's eyes would get so big

His eyes would roam your body as slow as possible just to take you in

Absolutely loves the way the dress clings to your body

He wouldn't know what to do with himself

"My baby looks so good tonight."

"You're gonna give me a heart attack with how pretty you are."

Just starts gushing over you and doesn't stop even after you take it off

What you don't know is that he writes a line of one of his horny raps about you in this dress

"My hands on your body like that dress. We oh so naughty." some shit like that

Johnny

Mr. Handsy #2

hands anywhere and everywhere

He'd go between just sitting to gripping giving you little squeezes every now and then

Boy would not shut up about you istg

"Damnnn I knew you were fine but shit"

"I can't wait to be on you like that dress is."

Pictures Pictures and more Pictures

Seriously you wouldn't be able to get away

Eating? snap. Getting in the car? snap. Talking? snap

"This is gonna be my new lockscreen."

"I think imma buy you some more of these dresses."

Safe to say you pass the fashion evaluation

Yuta

Hype man #1

be the type to hold you by your shoulders and, "Lemme get a good look at you." then just like fake passes out

Lets you know just how much you're killing him the entire night

you could be breathing and "Why are you doing this to me?"

cue confused y/n

yk that will smith meme where he's like off to the side and showing off jada. Yea that's him

Doyoung

You guys are power couple to the MAX

yall planned out the matching outfits before hand but Doyoung didn't get to see the dress you picked out

instant blush

"Baby I-..."

"Do you like it?"

Just nods his head *trys to ignore the slight boner he got*

Couple pictures everywhere

you both look like complete badasses

This one cute ass pic where you both are like full force smiling at each other

"That's going on the Christmas card this year."

Jaehyun

He asked to pick your dress out *cue evil face*

you should've known

Most definitely leads to sex at the end of the night

Eye fucking you everywhere

Doesn't even have to say anything you hear that sharp ass intake of breath and you just know

Mr. Handsy #3 and most definitely the most handsy one

He's like full blown gripping every part of you

random smacks on the ass cause we all know jae an ass man

Dirty talking in your ear the whole night

"I can't wait to have you wrapped around me tonight."

"Fuck baby you look so good in that dress and I know you'd look even better out of it."

Yall have to leave early cause he on that bullshit and can't wait another second

Jungwoo

Instant uwu with a hint of spice

"Baby you look so pretty you make me wanna skip this dinner."

Makes suggestive jokes the entire night

no one really takes them seriously but you know

eyes on you like the whole time they never leave

(sorry I didn't really know what to put for him)

Mark

Almost instant nut when he sees you

blushy face and cute embarrassed giggles

"Wow bro- I mean damn, like..yea wow"

That means he loves it

Wants to be Mr. Handsy #4 but cant control himself well enough

Resorts to burning holes into the dress from his staring instead

God forbid you bend over or stretch

gonna make him have to go change his pants

basically his flirting video but more intense

Haechan

Stops in his tracks, smirk in place as soon as he sees you

We have another one who won't shut up about you

Like a mix between Taeil and Yuta

Hype Man #2

we all know how dramatic he is

"I think I need to see a doctor. "

"Why?"

"Because you're killing me in this dress."

And you best believe we have another Mr. Handsy

not only his hands but he doesn't detach from you at all

Arms always around you in some type of way cause he loves the feel of your curves in the dress

Another impatient one

Don't even think you guys made it a whole hour

Simp energy at 1000 with these dudes

[skippyv20]

Not taking Jada's side but I'm not going by a video someone posted of her laughing because it could've been doctored. Just like the pic of Nicole Kidman laughing and the headlines said she laughed at what Will do but that wasn't the case. And putting the spotlight on her is a classic PR move until everything dies down. Watch Flack. That's exactly what they did. In the show they sacrificed the husband to save the wife's career. Here they're sacrificing the wife to save the husband's career.

Have you seen this?

[sunlightandsuffering]

"THAT'S MY WIFE!!1!"

-Eren about Mikasa at some point when she's being the Queen she is.

THANK U FOR UNDERSTANDING!! I literally think this all the time in John mulaney’s voice Eren would totally be that guy, he’s out here like THATS MY WIFE !!! He’s that pic of will smith just holding his hands out to present Jada he’s like LOOK AT MY GIRL!