#it'd be very funny and it would probably be the end of my career

[vivalioo]

Hi! Can I get some headcanons about the stardust crusaders crew with a s/o that has a stand that has the ability to make an enemy stand user laugh so hard by emitting a laughing gas? it basically give's other stand user's an opening to get a hit in on the enemy. and the stand itself looks like a small cute clown.(literally the size of heaven's door)

Bonus: the S/o wants to be a stand-up Comedian.

I LOVE WHERE YOUR MIND IS AT if you haven't already you should totally make this an OC because I'd love to see this idea come to life!! Also I feel like I'm definitely the target audience for this. My nickname was giggles in highschool because I couldn't stop laughing all the time and it'd be so contagious also I LOVE CLOWNS!! Thank you for this request it is chefs kiss 

I don't believe any warnings apply here, oh but I did realize right as I finished writing this that I have the habit of inserting the reader into the story of part 3 for requests instead of making general headcanons so if that bothers anybody that requests for SDC pls feel free to ask for general headcanons! 

Without further ado some hcs for @lumithegremlin for an s/o with a clown stand who emits laughing gas!! :D Hope you enjoy

Jotaro Kujo

-Jotaro probably wouldn't be very enthusiastic about you coming along with the crusaders to Egypt, but hear me out okay

-He has a lot of concerns about whether or not your laughing gas would be enough to keep enemy stand users at bay, he'd rather not see you get hurt, especially if he can help it! This concern probably manifests itself outwardly as anger, because we all know how bad he is with his feelings 

-Eventually he finds a compromise with you, that allows you to be in his sight at all times while you work together to subdue enemies

-Whether he actually communicates this to you or it's just how things work out from his stubborn nature is up to you

-Aside from the rocky start he generally appreciates your presence, especially when you make every moment lighter with some wisecracks! He doesn't laugh out loud or break into a smile too often, he's more of an exhale through the nose kind of guy. 

-Maybe even a groan or "gimme a break" if a joke is especially cheesy 

-But he definitely wouldn't wanna change anything about you or your humor 

-He also teases you a little bit for your stand's appearance— by extension he calls you a clown as a term of endearment<3

Noriaki Kakyoin

-Kakyoin greatly admires the ability of your stand, he thinks it's a nice contrast to some of the more gruesome and dangerous abilities you both have encountered up until this point 

-At first he worried a bit that maybe you shouldn't be involved in this journey, mostly because he doesn't want to see someone who's nature of their fighting spirit is literally so wholesome in such gruesome battles, but he has a lot of faith in you to hold your own

-And he'll certainly encourage you to lean on him for support! He'll also do everything in his power to keep you safe and work with you when you fight

-He's just so thankful for your company, he loves your humor a lot and will sort of calmly respond to your anecdotes and jokes with small quips of his own. I don't think he jokes around a lot but he definitely has a sense of humor in there, and you tend to bring it out with ease!

Jean Pierre Polnareff

-Polnareff absolutely adores your stand and it's ability! You two would be an unstoppable duo— between your stand's laughing gas as a distraction— and his Silver Chariot who brings a swift end to any of your opponents! 

-Because of that I feel like he'll always insist you work together or at the very least stay by his side, totally not because he just wants you all to himself lolol

-He's also your number one fan when it comes to your stand-up career, if you like to tell jokes during the trip he's probably the easiest to make laugh and it's always obnoxiously loud 

-But he just adores you a lot and will find anything you say funny really

-He's also one of the best people to joke around with, you remember that submarine scene with the hand signals from the gif? Yeah you're definitely involved there somewhere 

Muhammad Avdol

-Avdol is such a sweetheart I love him, I honestly can't see him having any problem with your stand at all

-He's the most outwardly supportive when it comes to you, especially with you wanting to be a stand-up comedian. It's crucial for everyone to be in high spirits during this adventure, he finds your humor one of the most important things to preserve! So of course, he'd go any length to protect you

-But you'll have to break him out of his shell initially, he takes his role in the group very seriously and sometimes he's cautious to the point of forgetting to indulge in a little fun now and then

-That's why you two complement each other well! You can see his progression throughout the journey as he starts to allow himself to relax around you and the crusaders. You truly bring out the best in him. And who doesn't love Avdol when he's being mischievous? His first appearance with Polnareff after his 'death' was honestly my favorite, he'll probably look to you for approval with his own practical jokes (even if the nature of this one was pretty extreme. But it was for a good cause!)

Joseph Joestar 

-Okay you can't give me this prompt and not expect me to bring up the desert scene when they were up against The Sun

-The poor guy thought everyone was losing their sanity in there, and he wondered if maybe you were using your ability on everyone else to make them laugh. 

-The fear was short lived though, mostly because he loved you and trusted you enough to know better from you, as well as the fact that the gas would have to affect him as well. Then his concern just grew into the fear that he was losing you too! 

-Okay aside from that I think he finds the nature of your ability pretty fascinating in of itself, something very unconventional for fighting but when used tactfully it can be pretty powerful! 

-He'll probably encourage you to stay away from battle, mostly because your stand is so unconventional as well as the fact that he probably can't protect you very well with Hermit Purple (not that he wouldn't go down without trying anyway)

-He's a little insecure about it, but that's why he needs you with him to talk strategy! He's sure that with your combined skill and power you could get yourselves out of any situation 

-It's very easy to get a laugh out of him, and I'm sure he'll make you laugh quite a few times as well even if unintentionally (because it wouldn't be Joseph if he didn't make a fool out of himself)

-Oh and it's safe to say he absolutely supports your career, he'll do anything he can to help and he'll even try to offer up material for your jokes at any given time 

[writings-ofthe-heart]

What are your Luco hcs😎😎😎😎

I don't know if you want an x reader platonic or romantic so i did both ! hope you enjoy "anon"😊

LUCIO

Dating + Platonic headcanons!

TW ; None, fluff

WC ; N/A

Side notes ; sorry this was late I'm not doing too well but anyways, lucio is such a cutie patootie

HOW DATING HIM WOULD GO !

• First of all, let's all agree he's definitely shy

• Bro might have all the confidence to defend his friends, hell, taunt his opponents but when it comes to his crush???

• He's stuttering and blushing HELLA CRAZY

• I mean its literally canon by his voice line

• I imagine how that would work is literally on Valentine's Day (shit cannot get more cheesier)

"Can you be my uh- my- uh.. my v.. man, why is this so hard!"

You'd laugh, take his hands in yours, "Of course, Luci." He'd grin soo big and hug you tight, swing you around (well, try to.)

• From that point on, expect the corniest texts ever

LuciO : Good morning my love the world says hello :3

You : Really???

• It'd be funny but very endearing sometimes (I'd gag no lie but you do you ;-) )

• I think his love language is quality time/physical touch, the corniest duo..

• He looooves touching you, always holding your hand, leaning his head on your shoulder, etc etc

• Whenever you make a date, he'd go above and beyond.

• As in like, rose petals around your table, romantic music stuff like that!

• Also also, he'd probably make songs for you.

• OMGGG or he'd sample your laugh, or something you said as his producer tag, just because he thinks it goes really well with his music (he just wants to hear you when he's working)

•Honestly, no matter if your part of Overwatch or a civilian that casually met Lucio, he'd worry so much about you

• Pacing the house when you're late from work, almost throwing up when you're out on a solo mission etc, (of course he wouldn't show this AT ALL)

• After the events in Rio de Janeiro, he has a better guard up than before, knowing someone could say they're one thing then turn out to be the opposite.

• It took a bit for you to be let into his heart, and he was relieved to be able to air out his concerns and insecurities to someone instead of bottling it up.

• A few years into the relationship, I feel like he wouldn't want to get married, be committed, especially with his career and fame, he's constantly moving countries. But if you convince him, he'd let you win, and you'd propose to him

• In terms of children, he'd love to have children. He's grown up, taking care of the kids on the streets of Brazil, he's always had a soft spot for them and has that caretaker gene.

• He'd definitely want to foster children. Period, don't try to argue with me.

• All in all, he's incredibly grateful for you and everything you've done. You're his best friend, and partner. Lucio couldn't ask for anything more.

HOW BEING BESTIES WOULD GO !

• Oh boy.

• Having Lucio as a best friend will ALWAYS end up with you two doing some dumb prank and getting in trouble, but he'd take the blame for you.

• Guys pls, hear me out, he'd probably have a crush on you in the beginning especially if you're just insanely nice to him and stuff, the feelings would go away though.

• You, Hana and him would be the ULTIMATE TRIO™

• Doing everything together, going shopping at Hana's begging and whining. Etc etc.

• Y'know those dynamics, in friendships

• Lucio is the mom friend, 100%

• You and Hana are the crazy ones, always running away, Lucio was so, SO close to buying those leashes that parents get for their feral children.

• Especially after one incident, Hana had a bit too much alcohol and she ended up following a stray CAT just wandering the city. It took 2 hours to find her, petting it in an alley. The group voted not to drink in public again.

[reblogs appreciated!]

[fakeosirian]

post-school school/career headcanons (non-exhaustive, will make a part two eventually), for your consideration:

nina goes to undergrad for literature with a concentration in creative writing. hasn't picked a medium yet, and regardless it's not like making it in screenwriting is that much easier than traditional publishing, so she writes by night and is an office temp by day (she is aware of the irony of being the "permanent new girl" as a job description. it was funny the first time someone pointed it out. the first time.)

fabian gets a bachelor's in history and immediately goes to grad school for...library/information science. he has to spend a good bit explaining to people that yes, that's a real major, and no, "the books don't start reacting with each other -- a science is a system of ideas, not just when something blows up." he works as a TA and is torn between if he wants to stay in academia or find more "practical" work (this is where i mention this is background work for a story where he goes back to the school to teach <3)

amber might go to a post-secondary fashion school, but even if she does, she's absolutely going for the connections and dropping out the second she gets an industry job, most likely in nyc (which considering how well off she is...probably didn't take long). idk she's thriving (though if she's surrounded by work/kind of by herself socially i could see her getting to a breaking point and claiming she needs roommates to afford rent (lie) just so she can have people around lol)

patricia actually DOES become a guidance counselor. LOL. i can't resist this one -- more specifically, i could see her going to a liberal arts undergrad without a direction in mind but knowing she "needs to figure one out," taking a couple psychology classes, realizing She Cares, declaring a major in psych, and after discounting the clinical track (too close to med school) and the research track (too creepy), she ends up working on an MA in social work

alfie seems like a guy who would have his fingers in like 5 different pies at all times -- depending on who he's talking to/if he feels he needs to impress them, he says one of the following: "business partner" (jerome's business -- more on that later -- alfie's more of an ideas/production guy than a """business guy""" but you don't need to know that if he's telling you this), freelance film crew (prop master/art department), Professional Artist (has a studio where he makes the stuff he uses for his various pursuits), comic author (i feel like he has a weird janky webcomic he makes for himself. i can't explain it. he has a couple thousand readers), etc. he's always picking up a new thing and finding a way to use it until he gets bored and does something else. he just tells his dad "jerome and i are making A Profit" to keep him off his back

speaking of jerome: i've always been fond of the idea that he and his dad go into business together at some point, so it'd be some sort of thing they could do together that alfie's artistic skills would be of use for. despite the fact that jerome very much would like to bend some rules here and there, his dad is not keen on the idea of going back to prison so unfortunately, no white collar crimes for him. (for now.) they're doing well all things considered, but jerome refuses to get a job to fund the business ("what's the point in doing all this if i'm going to let someone else be my boss anyway"), so he's definitely having to find creative ways to squeeze more money out of the business to, y'know. Survive

i'm not 100% settled on this joy idea but communications/PR? definitely gets her start somewhere more corporate, but i could see her getting creeped out by stuff she'd have to spin/help cover for, so she switches to nonprofit (which is also depressing, arguably moreso sometimes, but it's a bit easier to stomach). isn't directly involved in jerome's business, but she does "consult" (not without something in return. preferably, y'know. Money. but sometimes she starts a casual conversation without realizing she should have written up a contract first, and that's the only way that jerome will actually pay you)

[palettepainter]

Not sure if you're still answering these type of ask. But do you have any Clifford headcanons? 👉👈

Maybe some about what Clifford and Zee's relationship was like???

my askbox is pretty much always open so people can ask for headcannons anytime! A heads up to longtime Clifford fans I've gotten a general idea of his character through watching episodes/clips from Muppets Tonight, so idk if theres other videos of him

-I did a post a while back with some Clifford headcannons so you can read them here: Palettepainter101 — Got any headcanons for Clifford? (tumblr.com)

-As for him and Zee overall they where a pretty normal, but fashionable, couple. From watching Muppets Tonight Clifford strikes me as the type of guy who is just trying to do his job, get paid, and put food on the table. If he's not dealing with some dumb shit backstage then he will be later. I kind of love him for that, he's just trying to run a show, let the man do his job.

-When they met Zee was just a singer and hadn't started her teaching career just yet. Zee sang at different joints more or less as a very passionate hobby, she was paid well but the gigs where far and few, so she wanted to get a fulltime job to make ends meet. She applies for a job at the Muppets Tonight studios for an actor, with her career as a dancer she was used to a stage and working alongside other muppets was a new change of pace that sounded fun to her. Since Zee was already a singer and proved to already have experience on a stage she got hired relatively quickly

-Zee had always preformed alone, so while it took a bit for her to adjust having acting partners she soon made quick friends with some of the other actors on the show. Being one of the oldest cousins to Zoot she's also naturally the mum friend of their group, so isn't afraid of rolling up her sleeves to get stuff down. Her and Clifford where pretty close by this point, since Zee was good at keeping a level head and people seemed to listen to her Clifford trusted her with a lot of other things he didn't have the time for.

In some bloopers for Muppets Tonight there's this one where Clifford gets into a fight with Johnny and his chimp Sal. I think it'd be funny if Zee see's this going down and naturally goes over to see what's wrong, manages to calm Sal down with nothing more then a few calm words and a smile, and the pair go on their way, before she turns to Clifford and probably asks "You good boss?"

-During the time when the two where starting to crush on each other there was a lot of flirting/playful teasing. Zee and Clifford could match each others energy, and their impeccable fashion tastes, but it took them ages to actually start dating. A lot of people on the show assumed they where dating long before they actually where because the back and fourth flirting game went on forever. The day Clifford actually went to ask Zee out stuff kept getting in his way, in typical, comical muppet fashion. Whenever he got round to talking with Zee something else would pop up, or Pepe and Seymour would interrupt him, then Zee would be called over by somebody else and he'd loose his chance. It wasn't until the end of the day when Clifford flops down in his office chair does Zee pop by with a coffee, probably with a "Sheesh, you look rough creampuff" comment (not unkindly). Clifford sighs, saying something about how the day was so hectic and how he looks like a mess. Zee chuckles, saying that he's still got his looks, and then Clifford asks her out

-The two where already flirty before they began dating, so adding dating to the mix felt totally natural for them. With Zee as his girlfriend Zee helped out a lot more with the operations of running the show, the stuff Clifford often handled alone with occasional help from Pepe and Rizzo. Zee's singing career had been pretty popular, but Muppets Tonight was really when it started to take off. Clifford made space for her to sing songs in-between acts to warm up the audience, and Clifford loves to hear her sing. The two where still very flirty even after dating, and might have snuck in a few make out sessions in Clifford's office during commercial breaks.

I want to say they dated for a handful of years, perhaps the two had started to share their own space (perhaps rumours of the two buying a new place together and settling down, only Zee and Clifford know for sure). But Zee was eventually approached by a business man to give her a brand deal with her singing, only issue is Zee would have to move. Clifford and her had a long talk about it, and at first they tried to make long distance work, but in the end neither wanted to hold the other back and decided to remain friends

[aidansplaguewind]

PLEASE PLAY WITH ME

Okay let's get real here for a minute. But also have some fun.

I've never met Aidan myself but I'm dying to. But a part of me also isn't sure if I want to and I may or may not explain that later.

I was briefly discussing with someone else what I would do if given the opportunity to meet him.

I want to know how you all think you would react if you got to meet him.

Personally I'd prefer to meet him in like a laid-back, relaxed scenario. Not a fan-made scenario like at a con or something.

I'd love to walk into a little dive bar and go up to the bar to sit and have a drink by myself and I turn my head, and fucking I've died and gone to heaven, and Aidan fucking Gillen is sitting on the stool right next to mine.

That's like my ideal scenario. (In my ultimate dream scenario he is also single, having broken up with his S.O. amicably.) To meet him on my terms as just another human being.

We'd start having a chat and I would, of course, admit that I do know who he is but I wouldn't want to seem starstruck. It'd be hard to pretend I didn't know him because I have a fucking mockingbird sigil tattooed smack in the middle of my inner left forearm. It would be even creepier if I tried to pretend I'd never heard of him.

So anyway, I'm nervous right? But he's so fucking chill and down-to-earth that he makes feel comfortable. Tells me he's just a stupid skin-sack and there's nothing to be nervous about and he's funny and he's witty and I find myself feeling very calm. Calm enough for me to bring out MY funny and make HIM laugh because I would love more than anything to make him laugh.

And we'd talk for hours. About any and everything but not about his career. We'd talk about music, and our kids, what books we like to read, about the universe, the stars, and how we think the world is going to end.

In the ultimate perfect scenario he would absolutely decide to give me his digits and after that we'd become good friends. He'd call me from different shooting locations around the world just to ask me how my day was going and I'd let him vent about his and then I'd change the topic to something that has nothing to do with his job and takes his mind away from it.

There's a lot more after that but you get the idea.

Now, here's what I think I would ACTUALLY feel like if ever I meet him:

I'd be so fucking nervous I'd be scared I was going to puke and that’s never actually happened to me before but this time I'm so nervous I feel like I might actually die. My hands will probably be shaking and clammy. The blush in my neck and cheeks will unfortunately tell him EXACTLY what I'm going through. He speaks to me and it's my turn to speak and really, I'm so nervous I'm getting tunnel vision, and I might actually faint. Dear God please don't fucking let me pass out on Aidan Fucking Gillen. (Oh shit, that's right, I'm an atheist, you aren't going to help me)

When I do speak, I stutter and stumble, and fuck it all up and it's barely coherent. He thinks I'm a fucking twat but he's a nice guy so he doesn't say that. He just smiles, agress to take a picture with me and...that's it. He's gone and I'm a fucking idiot.

So, I want all of you to reply or reblog and tell me how you would LIKE to meet Aidan but then also, how you think it would REALLY go down. And be honest. Some of you already have met him, so tell me about that. But I don't want the cool, romanticized, sugar-coated version. Tell me exactly how badly your insides were twisting.

If you're afraid to say all this with your name attached to it, feel free to anon me.

PLEASE do this guys! I'm genuinely curious. And come on, it's fun as hell to sit and day dream about that absolute, perfect fantasy encounter and you know it is!

On a different note, anyone interested in a Y/N fic where I actually write out the full version of my ultimate Aidan encounter? Just a thought.

(All gifs in this post are my own)

[stargazer-sims]

5 - Félix and Davian make some plans

Félix: You don't think Chloë is right, do you? Is it a ridiculous idea, for us to have a baby?

Davian: I think Chloë underestimates us. I think she thinks we're just a couple of party animals who aren't capable of doing anything adult.

Félix: I'd say we're exceptional at doing adult things. We just proved that, didn't we?

Davian: Naughty man like you? Obviously, adult things are your specialty, but I mean grown-up stuff. I'm pretty sure Chloë sees us like immature teenagers or something. Like we can't manage our own lives.

Félix: How does she imagine we've gotten this far in our careers and our relationship if we can't manage our lives?

Davian: I guess you'd have to ask her that question. To answer yours, though, I don't think she's right. We can definitely have a kid, and it'd be way better if it's actually ours, too. Like, biologically. I wouldn't like to adopt.

Félix: Why not?

Davian: You're not really carrying on your family line if you adopt, are you?

Félix: I suppose not. And that's important to you?

Davian: Isn't it important to you?

Félix: I hadn't given it much thought, to be honest. My parents would be pleased to have a grandchild, though. I doubt Sophie is even the slightest bit interested in giving them any, and Olivier is still too young to consider it, but there's nothing preventing me.

Davian: So, it's going to be you?

Félix: Well, it can't be you. What about your public image?

Davian: I didn't mean that.

Félix: Of course you meant it, and you're not wrong. Besides, I have group health insurance from the university, and if I can't work for some medical reason, I'm not going to lose my job. If you can't work...

Davian: If I don't work, I don't get any money at all. But, at least I'm on your health insurance plan.

Félix: Do you want to be the one to do it? To... I don't even know what to call this. Carry it?

Davian: Honestly? Not really.

Félix: Then, that makes me the logical choice by default.

Davian: Are you gonna be okay with that? Having a whole other person in there?

Félix: Are you going to be okay with it? I doubt I'll be particularly attractive with a bump.

Davian: You're never not beautiful, mon amoureux. You'll still be attractive with a bump.

Félix: Even when it's out to here, and my wardrobe will be nothing but oversized t-shirts and ugly sweatpants?

Davian: I’m sure you’ll still be able to wear your dresses and some of your other stuff, but if not, we can probably find you some cute sweatpants.

Félix: It’s not funny, Davian. I really need to know this. I won't be happy if you don't want to look at me the way you're looking at me now.

Davian: I'm always going to look at you like this. Your sweet face and your hot body might've been the first things I noticed, but I didn't fall in love with your body. I fell in love with you. I'm looking at you.

Félix: Promise?

Davian: Promise.

Félix: You also have to promise you're not going to run off and leave me while I'm in such a delicate condition.

Davian: Do you think I'd want to miss a moment of that? We're gonna make a human. That's not something you skip out on.

Félix: Technically, the Sixamish doctors are going to make a human from our genetic material.

Davian: Yeah, but you're gonna grow it.

Félix: Do you think it will hurt?

Davian: Maybe a little bit, but the good news is that you won't have to go through labour and birth like a woman would. That would freakin' hurt, and I wouldn't want that for you. Plus, I don't think I could handle seeing you in that much pain, either.

Félix: It all seems very clean and scientific, doesn't it? The clinic's information website made it seem straightforward enough.

Davian: Yeah.

Félix: My biggest worry is the surgery at the end. I'll have a scar on my belly after that.

Davian: Unavoidable, but look what the trade-off is going to be. We'll have our adorable baby to love and spoil. Just imagine playing with her and dressing her up and showing her off to everyone.

Félix: And all the things we can teach… her? You’re hoping for a girl?

Davian: Is that weird?

Félix: Not at all, but we’ll have to be prepared for a girl or a boy.

Davian: At some point before they’re born, I think we can find out.

Félix: The anticipation will be exciting.

Davian:The whole thing’s gonna be an adventure. Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much about the scar, if I were you. Every time I see it, I'll remember how brave you are.

Félix: You think I'm brave?

Davian: Hell, yeah. How many other guys do you know that'd agree to this?

Félix: Not many, I expect. You're probably right about the scar as well. Perhaps it won't be as bad as I imagine, and we will have our baby to show for it, after all.

Davian: Exactly, and every time I see it, I'm going to kiss it and remind you how awesome you are. Just like this...

Félix: Oh! Davian, you know I'm ticklish there!

Davian: Mmm... I do. Why else would I kiss your sexy belly? I like hearing you laugh.

Félix: You're awful.

Davian: You want me to stop?

Félix: Yes! But, no... no, I don't. I want you to kiss me anywhere and everywhere.

Davian: Whatever you want, future daddy.

Félix: Daddy. That sounds quite important. I like it.

Davian: Should we call the number on the website tomorrow, and make an appointment for a consultation?

Félix: If we're really serious about this, yes, we should.

Davian: Are you really serious about it?

Félix: Yes. Are you?

Davian: Yeah.

Félix: Then, we'll call in the morning.

Davian: Do you want to go to the clinic closest to here, or do you feel like taking a road trip to the original one in Oasis Springs?

Félix: Ooh... now that you’ve given me a choice, I would love to take a road trip to Oasis Springs with you. I've had fantasies about staying in roadside motels in the desert with you. It'd be a long trip, though, and I suspect they'd just refer us back here in the end.

Davian: Yeah. It'd make sense if they referred us back to the clinic here, but wouldn't you like to see where this miracle of alien science all started?

Félix: I would, actually.

Davian: So... Oasis Springs, then?

Félix: Yes. Let's see if we can arrange an appointment in Oasis Springs. It'd be good if we could begin this before I go back to Selvadorada in August.

Davian: I didn't realize you were leaving again.

Félix: Only for a month. I’ll be back in time for the start of the fall semester. I'm returning to the same excavation site as before, in Belomisia. I’m certain I'd already mentioned it.

Davian: Are you going to be able to travel if you're, you know...

Félix: Growing our baby? I don't see why not. It'll be early enough in the process that it shouldn’t interfere.

Davian: Maybe I should come with you.

Félix: I'd love it if you would. You can document it for your followers. They seem to have enjoyed watching your channel the other times you've been to Selvadorada.

Davian: Especially that first time, when I came back married to the world's hottest archaeologist.

Félix: I like the sound of 'world's hottest archaeologist' even better than 'future daddy'.

Davian: I shouldn't be surprised, should I?

Félix: Certainly not.

Davian: If you like that, I've got some other descriptions for you that you might enjoy.

Félix: By all means, mon coeur, please do tell me. Don't keep me waiting another minute.

[syubub]

JUNGKOOK SOULMATE READING

Disclaimer: tarot is speculative and to be taken with a grain of salt.

Let's begin. The long awaited Koo reading.

To start, koos energy is a really rich, solid purple that is kinda pearlescent? It hard to explain but it kinda looks like this

So thats pretty neat. Most of the time the way I see energy it isn't ever really opaque so that was new for me. Another thing that was new for me was when I went to, essentially, connect to koos energy there was this like glass door looking thing and, it sounds nuts I know, but I left an offering of energy at the glass thing? Kinda like leaving flowers outside the door and then he removed the glass thing and connected his energy with me.

Now its even weirder because his soulmates energy was already with him so I didn't even need to connect with his energy in order to connect with the soulmate. His soulmates energy was just this white sparkly blob standing by him (I tend to see the boys when connecting with the energy because I already know what they look like) and immediately his soulmate was "chatting" with me. I was surprised so I was like, "do you have any messages that you want to say?"

SOULMATE DELIVERED.

The messages I got were

You'll see

Open your arms to love

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Afraid to lose you

Cool cool cool. I think his soulmate is aware of all the upheaval that he's been doing on a soul level recently. I talked some about it in this reading x and kinda this one x I think his soulmate is being very encouraging. (Also, I think his whole upheaval really had to do with him not feeling like a person? Idk thats just the vibe in getting. Its like he needed to learn how to feel again and learn that he can have true and authentic love)

Now the open your arms to love thing is cute because I also wrote down, "He's suffered enough" and "Love is hard for him" (I swear to God I heard a tiny little "hey!" From jk in the background lol)

His soulmate is very aware of the struggles he's been through and is going through and is very understanding that he needs patience. So cute.

Keep in mind the reading hasn't even started yet. We still hanging on his little energy platform chatting and his Soulmate is like, "I don't know him" ... I didn’t even ask that yet but oki. So they don't know eachother. And again, out of nowhere his soulmate wanted me to know that their hair is blonde. Awesome. This could mean that their hair is blonde when they meet or that's just the natural color.

I was like, dude, I haven't pulled cards yet. And his soulmate was like, "no shit"... soulbae has jokes. I was like, "You're funny" and they were like, "You can write that one down too"

His soulmate and him definitely have witty banter and they tease eachother a lot.

Now, some freaky shit. I was like cool I'm gonna do the reading now, its awesome that you're connecting with me personally and it'd be great if you could just continue to help me through the reading. And they were like, "yeah no prob" and then dissolved into my energy? Idk. Wtf. His soulmate was like cool I'll help out for sure and gave me a massive direct link. That hasn't happened before. Neat.

On to the actual cards finally! So, for the cards that represent Soulbae are, kid you the fuck not, The Lovers and knight of wands rev. So. This person is very passionate and driven. A little scattered and impulsive but with the lovers card they are very sure of the choices they make. Very honest and open in communication. Also the fucking lovers card. Soulmate shit.

Now. For personality I drew 2 of swords rev. Death, hermit and knight of pentacles rev. Now. I think this person is elusive. A wrote down "no one quite knows" so I think this is the type of person that has never ending depth. They are ever changing yet always the same? They are kinda blocked off and hard to get to know. You have to earn their trust for sure. Also definitely a perfectionist. Can get bored easily too. I also got slave, knight rev and bully. This person is very strong willed and might have some past trauma that they've yet to let go of. Has probably been in some shit relationships because they tend to have "delusions" about romance (more so i get the feeling that they had high expectations that would never be able to be fulfilled? Like they have a tendency to plan everything out in their head and if it doesn't go exactly to plan then its not good enough.) This person might also be stuck, not moving forward because they have too much faith that everything is just gonna magically work out. Probably spiritual.

Onto the relationship now. We have THE LOVERS AGAIN, 9 of cups, wheel of fortune and king of wands. So much contentment. Its fucking destiny. Its the most beautiful, strong, loving and influential relationship. It is what you dream of as a kid. Theres so much honest and open communication in this relationship. UGH its so fucking good. They are in love and its fucking destiny thats divinely guided. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

We have the pillar of light, sisterhood of the rose and the age of light. They are going to accidently make eachother fucking woke im cackling. They help eachother become more intune with ~spiritual shit~

Now for this person's sign. Air sign with some fire. I think there might be gemini in there somewhere.

Now for career. I'm confused as fuck. Maybe a life coach? Could also be a personal trainer? This person is really successful and does whatever they feel called to do? I'm not really sure?

Now for where they're from. Oki oki oki. This person has probably moved a lot as a kid and probably enjoys travel a lot. They value the knowledge that the wold has to offer!

Message from his soulmate to him: simplify your life, you think someone is lying (they are) and time to let go. Theres something that he is holding onto (some fake friends perhaps?) That he needs to let go of. Theres also a message of slowing down and resting. Life has been busy for him and he needs to... simplify...

Now we have, balance masculine and feminine energies. Koo needs balance in his life. Him and his soulmate balance pretty well in terms of energy!

For the little homemade cards we have, serendipity and focus. This is his soulmate saying, "hey, focus on the now. Keep doing what you're doing and we'll meet when the time is right" I also made a note that they could possibly meet at a concert (I don’t think it would be a bts concert.)

For descriptors we have: older, masculine, outgoing, long hair, light hair (remember when I said blonde earlier), outgoing again. So this person has masculine features. I also made a note of dark eyes that are like, dark brown grey? And a fit and built body. Also dresses like Koo but a bit more professional or classy. Like classy emo.

Now I also pulled a fortune from my bowl of fortunes and got, "you don't get in life what you want; you get in life what you are." He needs to focus on bettering himself.

Cool cool cool. Now we have Defend to the end , the worth while. This card talks about seeing things for what they really are. Not being swayed by gilded things. Its about learning to love and choose love. Not being afraid of fear. Living your truth. To fight for love and honor and ditch the shit that isn't genuine or doesn't come from a place of love. Its about standing your ground even when its hard. Not compromising yourself.

Overall koo and his soulmate have such a cute and loving relationship. Koo has worked really hard on a soul level and physical level. He's betting himself and he's learning about genuine love. His soulmate couldn't give less shits about whether or not he's famous. His soulmate sees him for who he is, who he really truly is at his core. He doesn't need to protect or keep his walls up. He's open and honest with his soulmate and they are both focused on growing and becoming better people.

TLDR: KOO GETS ALL THE LOVE HE DESERVES

[1rosex]

BTS reaction to their s/o not wanting kids

Request: I love your blog!! Can you please do a bts reaction to their gf telling them they don't want kids? Can be angst or not its up to u

A/N wow a serious reaction by me that isnt a whole novel? Crazy

Masterlist

Jin

You never would have imagined that'd it turn into an argument. You had told Jin you didn't want children when things had gotten heated and he said he didn't want to use a condom, and now he was at the end of the bed feeling betrayed and lied to.

"Tell me it's just too early and too soon, tell me you can change your mind." He said, you could feel his stare boring into you but you couldn't look up at him. You were too close to tears to look up at him.

"No Jin, I don't want kids, ever." You heard him get up. "This is a relationship. This means that we are in it together, and what you want matters. But so does what I want. Just listen to me, just respect that I don't want kids!" You choked out.

"Then what happens now? We stay together and fuck every once in a while and pray you don't get pregnant? Is that the way you want this relationship to go? For god's sake Y/N." Jin turned his back to you and started to pull on his jacket.

"Where are you going??"

"I need to think. I need to think because right now, with the way you're talking, I think it'd be best if we just didn't have a relationship at all."

And then he was out the door, leaving you crying. Now the both of you wondered how you could ever make this work.

Namjoon

The day you finally sat down and told Namjoon that you didn't want kids, he had been taken aback but calm. He thought that it might have been nice to have a family with you, but honestly he wasn't that against the idea of not having kids. Namjoon respected that you didn't want children and he understood a lot of your reasoning behind it after talking it out with you. He couldn't force you to be a mother, and he didn't want you to be unhappy in the end. If you decided you wanted kids in the future, that was great. If not, then it was okay too.

"You don't hate me right?" You asked him.

"Y/N I love you. I understand your worries, and I'm going to stick with you no matter what. Because that's what we do in a relationship."

Yoongi

Yoongi really didn't think too much of it when you told him. He personally didn't believe himself to be a very fatherly man, and the idea of parenthood was stressful. He wanted to go with what felt right. If later on down the road you decided you wanted a family, then he would be glad to start one with you. If not, then he could live with it. He had a career to focus on, and you. That's all he could want.

"You're sure you still love me?" You asked, becoming insecure about your decision to tell him.

"I'm sure I still love you. I respect your decision and I honestly don't really want to be a dad at the time being. I'm not going anywhere, don't worry about it." Yoongi told you reassuringly.

"Besides, we have a Holly to take care of. Holly is the only baby I need."

J-Hope

You had heard Hobi talking to the other members about marrying you, and this had brought into a state of panic. He found you crying on the stairs, and had asked you what the matter was. You admitted to him you didn't want children, and that you didn't think you ever would. He was a bit saddened by this information, but he pretended like it was okay as he sat down to comfort you. Hoseok would do a lot of thinking the next couple of days, mostly thinking about the future for the both of you. But eventually he would decide that he wanted to stay with you. Despite the fact that Hoseok still loved you unconditionally, you felt guilty because you knew deep down that Hoseok still wanted children. You felt like you were robbing him of an opportunity that he could have with someone else.

"I don't want you to be with me if you're unhappy." You told him. "Please do what's best for you."

"You're what's best for me Y/N. I want to be with you for the rest of my life and marry you, children or not."

Jimin

You knew he was gonna pop the question soon. He kept gushing about children, shoving pictures of baby showers in your face and even going as far to look up baby names. So you told him before he could go any further with it, you told him that you didn't want kids. He laughed nervously and told you that joke wasn't funny, and then he realised you were dead serious. He asked you a million questions, he asked you why and then proceeded to question all of your reasons why. He wouldn't accept what you had told him.

"Enough is enough Jimin, please just understand that I don't want kids." You begged, tired of arguing.

"Please just understand that I want a family with you Y/N. I want us to stay and grow old together, I want to spend the rest of my life with you and I don't know how to do that without children. Please just think about it, just consider it."

Taehyung

You knew Taehyung was such a family man, which made the decision to tell him you didn't want children so hard. But lately he had kept bringing up the idea of getting married and having children, to the point you knew he'd ask you soon. You regret never telling him sooner, but it had never come up. Now you were fearing for the stability of your relationship, but you had to do it. When you finally did tell him, Taehyung was overcome with emotions. He tried to understand but he couldn't.

"I wish you would have told me before I fell in love with you." Taehyung had told you, which has broken your heart. He got distant and became absent in the relationship, causing you two to drift apart. The idea of never having children, he just didn't know how to live with that. Eventually he finally just told you what he'd been thinking.

"Y/N I love you so much, which is what makes this so hard. I want to be with you. But without children, I'm not sure where else this relationship can go. I want to be a father. I'm sorry, but I think we should go our separate ways."

Jungkook

When you told Jungkook you didn't want kids and probably never would, he was okay with that. You were both young, he had his whole career ahead of him. All of the time he had went into his music, and the rest went into you. He himself found the idea of parenthood quite terrifying. So as long as he could be with you, as long as he had your love and support, Jungkook didn't mind. If later on you changed your mind, then you would handle that when you got there. But for now, Jungkook was happy with where he was with you.

"Are you sure you're okay with this?" You asked him, afraid that he was concealing his true emotions.

"I'm sure that I love you, and I respect what you want to do with your own body. We are happy now, right? Then we can keep being happy." He leaned forward and kissed you to assure you that he was okay with your decision.

"Besides, could we really handle another little Y/N running around?"

[dangerously-human]

Sometimes I sit here stumped because I really wanna share stuff about my crush conversations, but aside from saying they happened, I don't have much to say. Which is a real tragedy, because he's so freaking funny, but we're at the point now where there's just too much context for a lot of it for it to make sense in a passing story. You know? Which come to think of it, means probably, a lot of it isn't that amusing or interesting at face value, it's just stuff I understand and enjoy because we've known each other long enough.

I talked to him a lot today - first thing this morning; a conversation when we crossed paths in the kitchen in the afternoon; and for a loooong time at the end of the day, with office crush #2; plus we messaged back and forth a bit about the report we've been working on together. (Which I am LOVING, not just because it means working with him, but also because it is very much my jam!) It made me happy, and in talking with him and not-serious office crush together (they're two peas in a pod, and a dangerous team, haha!), it was really fun to see the fact of our friendship validated and just sort of... acknowledged? Although, for some ill-defined reasons, I ended the day with the suspicion that I would soon have to give up on the crush piece, and accept just friends. It's not something I can fully put into words, even, and certainly not definite, but just an inkling I had. And the thing is, I'm genuinely okay with that outcome, if that's what happens. In some ways, it'd make things a lot simpler, particularly with regards to my career aspirations, right? Regardless, I'm grateful for the crush, because I would never have sought out any kind of relationship with him otherwise, and I really really like being his friend.

[semi-imaginary-place]

i made albinnaux a durendaire because i thought it'd be funny for him and carvallain to pass each other by in limsa. or worse if they met. and the thought of two long lost brothers meeting is very funny. since in his absence the whole house kinda of glorified him. according to jannequinard at least he was like the standard the rest of his generation measured themselves again. he probably wouldnt recognize albinnauc either since the last time they saw each other albinnaux was like 8 and pretransition. also as much as albinnaux hates his family (somewhat deserved somewhat not). its only because he leveraged his family name to smuggle stuff into ishgard that his transition went as smoothly as it did dragonblood may or may not have been involved, i havent decided. au feral in the woods albunnaux totally drank dragon blood, but more restrained canon albinnaux? not sure (going feral in the woods albinnaux actually ends up in a better mental health place come 2.0). anyways the lost house heir that everyone idealized now a pirate captain and the brother who didnt seem like brother the last time they saw each other who is also an adventurer and the warrior of light or stuck working a menial job as a customs officer depending on when they meet. very awkward. very funny. depending on when exactly they meet albinnaux would be furious since their father took a turn for the worse (in personality) after carvallain "died". or he'd be so depressed and tired it would shoot past anger into "well this might as well happened"

Stephanivien and co are some of the only people he told he was leaving. it was from Rostnsthal that he learned about the musketeers guild and got the idea to go to limsa. he also knew about haurchefant though i dont think they were friends between haurchefant (possibly) being an angry teenager and albinnaux also being an angry teenager but one that was obsessed with status and being seen with the right people oh i do want to say that teenage albinnaux was very manicured and poised on the outside, he was only foaming at the mouth furious on the inside and careful to not let it show. which is why the au where he snaps and runs off to be a heretic is possible

if you'd met albinnaux in his early to mid twenties he very much was constrained by politeness. i wouldn't say he's naturally all that nice or polite, they were tools for him and when they failed him he left them behind. cant remember if i said this but albinnaux was a temple knight not a house durendaire knight. he wanted to forge a legacy on his own outside of the shadow of his house. rumors of course dogged him that he used his family name to gain his knighthood and officer position and they aren't entirely wrong. his unit didn't really like him ranging from apathy to hatred. so even while his tactics and directions were sound, of course nothing would come of them when his unit doesn't follow him half the time. some of them didn't like another highborn brat that didn't earn his position, some didn't like house durendaire and their supposed wealth, some didn't like him because he's trans, and some just didn't like his personality. he was never able to inspire loyalty in those under him and his career never advanced.

ishgard and feeding bodies into the machine of war. (albinnaux is my ishgard lore character if you couldnt tell lol). i never told you why albinnaux wanted to be a knight in the first place. the short answer is glory, knights are highly respected (even though at the top of the chain is the archbishop its a long long way down to the bottom ranks). albinnaux tried to do what aymeric eventually accomplished: become knight commander, end the theocracy, and become the new leader of ishgard. which albinnaux didn't even get close to accomplishing.

he's a former high house noble so he knows a good chunk of the characters if only by reputation. while i do like the idea of albinnaux being friends with all the ishgard characters. given what he was like theres no way. its only toward the end of his time in ishgard that he starts letting go of his prejudices. so meeting haurchefant again is the meeting of the dude who didnt make it in ishgardian society and ran away meeting the guy he used to look down on for being a illegitimate child who has Made It and found his way and succeeded in his career. im also cheering haurchfant on in this. get dunked on albi.

im not sure on albinnaux's relationship with religion yet. its complicated because raised orthodox that got more conservative when his father had his ideological foot heel turn. buys into the narrative of ishgard winning the war over the dragons. but also naturally skeptical over any sort of literal interpretation and disliking the idea of higher powers interfering in his life (its HIS and he wants to do it all on his own).

he is VERY repressed in almost every way.

i dont think albinnaux ever quite experienced the lowest lows of ishgard the way hilda and those of the brume did. his life always had worth in the eyes of society (not as much as he wanted), he always had his family name to fall back on, a safety net even if he resented that fact albinnaux has struggled within the confines of ishgardian society yes and has been oppressed and faced both misogyny and transphobia but he's also had privilege far surpassing most of a place where birth and blood matter above almost all else. he recognized that privelege and tried to use it to his advantage to bring about his grand ambition of revolutionizing ishgard (with him at the helm of course), like he planned to get rid of the high houses AND the theocracy, give equal education and employment opportunities to everyone regardless of birth, etc. he genuinely wants the best for ishgard, but in his early twenties he still hasn't gotten his arrogance checked. pride before the fall and all that.

he is intensely jealous of haurchefant and aymeric and between that, the politics of alliance that he loves and middy, 2.x is juicy which makes sense since i made him while playing 2.x. albinnaux like alphinaud rather fancies himself a politician though at this point in the story he's mostly just kinda angry and resigned to being hydaelyn's pawn but that spark that hope of changing the world for the better is there.

he sometimes wonders if coming out shot him in the foot career wise. but as a teenager he was greedy and both wanted his cake and to eat it. i also wanted to explore some of the high house politics. like theres the quest where you deliver a bottle of haurchefant's favorite wine to him for one of francel's knights because of course they cant overtly give him gifts because it would look like a bribe so they need an unaffiliated 3rd party.