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[zaazs]

i could easily live here for the rest of my life

[spitefulcrepechan]

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[blinddreams24]

Sharp Teeth

A Mermay Prompt

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“Uh, Dust? You awake?”

No answer.

Cross shot you a concerned look from the opening of the dark cave. “I brought a new friend. If… you wanted to meet them.”

“…”

“…Okay. We’ll leave you alone.” Cross swam back to you. “I guess Dust isn’t up yet and neither is boss so you can’t meet them just yet. For right now you can stay in my cave until we find you a better one.”

You nodded. It was really cool down here. Last time you were here you just saw Cross’s cave, your human eyes unable to see much farther than what was in front of you. Now, you could see that his cave was settled next to several others with a small crevasse in between that got deeper in one direction. You couldn’t see the bottom of the crevasse in that direction, it just turned black at a certain distance.

Cross had sent Killer and Horror out hunting, prompting them to share, before showing you around. He didn’t enter anyone else’s cave and encouraged you to do the same. Not that you wanted to. Especially with two unknown sirens in the mix. That didn’t mean you weren’t curious.

After following Cross back to his cave, he laid down to rest and encouraged you to as well wherever because you needed rest after all that. His cave was plenty big enough and gave you a lot of space to choose from as he settled down.

You awkwardly settled yourself next to him. Not close enough to touch but not too far away. Cross smiled at you before closing his sockets to sleep.

You closed your eyes too.

…

Several hours later, you realized that you couldn’t sleep. You had too much energy. Killer’s magic was still stirring in your system, and there was so much you hadn’t seen yet. You could breathe underwater! A gift like that was not to be wasted.

Careful not to wake Cross with your movement, you slipped out of his cave to explore a little.

The crevasse wasn’t quite as pretty as Cross’s den, but that didn’t matter all that much. Little fish darted around the caves in schools and, when you looked close enough, you could see crabs and shrimp picking food particles out of the water. They all shied away from you when you got close but the curious shrimp came back. When offered, they inspected your hand and started cleaning it. You let them for a minute before moving on. You had energy. You needed to move.

Inspecting the terrain, you swam up and down the crevasse a few times until something shiny caught your eye. You looked over to see something in the darkness of Dust’s cave glittering at you. You slowly approached to get a better look but made sure not to enter the cave.

The little shiny thing shimmered and moved. Maybe it was a small fish? That would make sense with it being such a bright blue color. A red one joined it a little to the left. You smiled. It was cute. They almost looked like eyes staring back at you.

They blinked.

Wait…

You reeled back as the eyes shot at you a hooded skeleton launched into view. He grabbed your tail when you tried to get away and opened his mouth to bite.

His teeth looked sharp as needles as you noticed something strange in his mouth.

A second jaw.

In a whirlwind, something tackled Dust and sent you both in different directions.

“Hey, Dusty~! How’s it going?” Killer sang as Dust shoved him away.

“You can’t keep every kill to yourself, Killer.” Dust snapped.

When you finally got a good look at your attacker you realized you still couldn’t see all of him. His eel half was stretched out to reach where he was but he still sat comfortably in his den.

Killer gave him a cheeky grin. “I’m not~.”

A hand gently grabbed your elbow and you turned to see Horror next to you. He nodded at you and Dust noticed.

“Horror. What is going on? Who is that?” Dust questioned.

Horror tipped his head at you. “Friend… We helped her… convert.”

Dust sighed. “Well, keep a leash on your pet. I thought they were an intruder.”

You squeaked in indignation. A pet!?

“Heheh.” Killer chuckled. “Maybe we should get a leash.”

You screamed at him as Horror held you back. You were gonna kill him. Oh my stars.

“Not pet… Y/n is a friend. Helped… me.” Horror defended. He seemed surprisingly comfortable talking to Dust.

The eel raised a brow at you, still addressing Horror. “Well then, let me know if you need any help with them.” With that he retreated back into his den. He didn’t turn around though. He just backed up, his long coiled end pulling him in.

It was creepy.

He flashed a toothy grin when he caught your eye before vanishing in the darkness.

You shivered.

“Wow.” Killer commented. “That was fast.” Horror nodded.

Confused, you trilled in question, hoping they’d understand you.

Killer turned towards Cross’s den. “Dust likes you already. He offered to help. Dust never offers to help.”

“You.” Horror butted in with a smirk. “You make helping… hard.”

Killer shrugged. “Skill issue.”

You laughed.

Killer and Horror led you back to where Cross was still sleeping. Killer pounced on him.

A flurry of bubbles and a roar was all you could make out of the chaos that happened before Killer hurried back to you.

“KILLER!!!!!” Cross roared.

“Crossy~!” Killer sang. “Dust almost killed y/n and you were too asleep to do anything about it!”

You blushed at Killer’s bluntness. It was your own fault. You shouldn’t have left.

Cross’s eyes found you next to Horror. “Are you okay, y/n?”

You nodded but Horror pushed your face to the side. You squeaked as he unceremoniously flipped you over by the tail and showed Cross the small scratches you got from Dust grabbing you.

Horror’s voice came out in a slight growl. “Someone wasn’t… watching them.”

“They were supposed to be asleep.” Cross deflected.

You chittered in annoyance and gestured aggressively at Killer, indicating that his magic made it hard to sleep.

Killer gave an innocent grin. “I’m sorry, y/n. What did you say?” He teased.

You screeched and thrashed in Horror’s hold, trying to get at Killer for the second time today.

“Would you look at that. It hasn’t even been a full day and you already can’t stand Killer.” Cross pointed out. “Welcome to the pod.”

“Hey!” Killer glared playfully. “I’m the life of the party and you know it!” Horror shoved him.

“You yourself are a party, Killer.”

You froze as the new voice boomed around you and the currents of the crevasse grew quick and violent. What was that?

“Boss!” Killer cheered. “You’re up!”

Still upside down, you stared with wide eyes down at a singular cyan eye in the darkness of the trench, the eye itself was huge. It narrowed when it saw you.

“What is this, Horror? Why is there a stranger in our home?” Came the voice of the darkness. You shivered and curled towards Horror.

Horror let you go and you hid behind him. “This is…y/n. We met them… on the shore. Befriended… Killer and Cross… Fed me. They asked to… be siren.” He said slowly yet proud.

The narrowed eye softened and blinked at you. “Ah. Welcome, y/n. Let me introduce myself.”

The currents violently shifted again as the darkness rose from the trench, becoming solid in the form of giant black tentacles that reached out and pulled a giant skeleton siren out of the trench, which you could see the bottom of now that he wasn’t there. As he came into the light you noticed that one eye was covered in a thick substance that looked like it was dripping.

“I am Nightmare, guardian of negativity and the darkness. I am proud to be the first leviathan to welcome you to the oceans.” He tipped his head politely.

You chirped back as politely as you could.

Seeing a kraken on a regular basis was going to take some getting used to.

[yesyourstalker]

Neta: [kisskisskisskiss] I'm going to miss you inkky... Are you sure you have to go?

Ikkan: I have to go back home. My next classes are going to be on campus. I'm sorry baby

Neta: But I'm so used to you being here. It kinda felt like we're already married [kiss] hehehehehe

Ikkan: you're such a romantic. Hehehehehe....It'll happen eventually [kiss]

Neta:mmmmm... ok......

Cirrina: bye ikkan

Ikkan: bye sweetheart

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Neta: *sigh*....... Alone...... again.

Cirrina: you still have me Dad

Neta: of course I still have my crab cakes! [Kiss].... You want to come to work with me? Maybe bully some my employees?

Cirrina: really! Can I get something for the store? Do I get a discount?

Neta: you can get whatever you want for free. Considering You got an A on your exam!! I'm so proud of you!! My little girl.

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Neta: sup losers.....and Baja. Today is the weekend and we all know around 3 to 4 our turf war map is going to be open and you know what that means more customers.... Yay........

Mahi: yeah yeah. We know the drill

Mizole: Who's that?

Cirrina: wouldn't you like to know.

Mahi: ouch

Neta: okay okay..... Everyone...... This my darling daughter cirrina..... Say hi sweetie!

Cirrina: Hi........ You're all dressed like you belong to a crappy failed emo band..... Some of you were making it work though.... [Smile]

Candi: aw she means me [smile]

Neta: All right. I'm going to be in my office, make some phone calls and plan out some meetings. Cirrina I need you to behave, don't interrupt them while they're working. okay?... And everyone else......... If anything happens to her. You're either going to be fired or I kill you so uhhhhhhh Don't do that.

Warabi: You know some of us are part of really successful bands like me and uhhh........ hmm looks like it's just me who's successful.

Mizole: fuck you.........watch your tone little brat.

Cirrina: and what are you going to do about it? One hit blunder.... Why don't you worry less about me and worry more about buying a new hat. that thing on your head looks atrocious.

Baja: hehehehe

Mizole:................ Those are my tentacles

Cirrina: and you go out of the house like that?

Mizole: you know what-

Cirrina: I know more than you. Thanks. I'm well aware. Tell me how does it feel to be in your 20s and still shop in the kids section.....

Warabi: HA! Hahahahahaha

Mizole: shut up........ My clothes are more expensive than your Dad's rent

Cirrina: and yet you still look ugly. How unfortunate

Baja: danm

Mizole:............

Cirrina: hehehe I mean I'm towering over you... Aren't you embarrassed?...............Old man.

Mizole:............ I'm not old

Cirrina: Yeah you are

Mizole: your dad is older than me!!!

Cirrina: and somehow he looks a lot better than you...... Tell me do you cover your eyes with your tentacles because you think it looks good or are you just hiding those forehead lines.

Mizole: Hey! [Swat] ........ Babe?

Mahi: I'm not helping you fight a 14-year-old girl.... I also don't want to be fired.

Mizole: but she's being a bitch!

Cirrina: daddy!... This ugly short little troll with the fashion sense of a blind man just called me a bitch!

Mahi: hehehe...I'm sorry. That's not funny.... I'm sorry babe.....

Candi: and he hit you.

Cirrina: and hit me!!

Neta: mizole...

Mizole: I'm leaving!...... ........Can I stay in your apartment?

Mahi: Yeah that's fine babe.

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Candi: so cirrina... Your dad told me you play the cello. Is it fun?

Cirrina: Yeah it's pretty fun. Everyone was choosing violin and I kind of wanted to be different, you know?

Candi: ohhhh love that for you.

Cirrina: hehehe thanks. I like your tentacles the blue is really pretty, especially with the pink tips.... And the matching fingers so cute

Candi: aw thank you! The color is actually blue#12 and pink#13.... I like the side cut. I wanted to get something like that but I don't think I ever pull it off.

Cirrina: you know what would be cuter if you got an undercut? You can dye the underneath pink!

Candi: *ugh* do not give me ideas hahahhaha.

Cirrina: No, I'm serious. You would look really cute!.............. You're professional piercer right?

Candi: yeah? What? you want another piercing? You want another ear piercing, I can do that. Just get your dad's permission.

Cirrina: daddy can I get a tongue piercing?!

Neta: absolutely not!

Candi: nevermind.

Cirrina: hahahahaa You're so much like me when I was young. Hahahaha.. You're like a mini me!... How about this on my next day off tell your dad to bring you to work and I can take you shopping

Candi: *gasp* We're best friends now!

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Cirrina: I like your fins

Mahi: oh thank you

Cirrina: you kind of look like this old man my dad has a picture of at our place.

Mahi: really?

Cirrina: Yeah It's a picture of him and my dad when he was a kid. I think he died because he has his war tag and his medals I think his name was Behi or something... I don't know.....

Mahi:........... What was his name?

Cirrina: Behi....... I think that's his name. Dad tries not to talk about him that much. He gets emotional. He was kind of like his grandfather... He was a tetra like you.... Cool right?

Mahi: and he recently died?

Cirrina: Yeah he's still trying to contact his family.... trying to find them.

Mahi:....... .... Cool ...... I'm going to head to the bathroom for a second.

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Neta: did you pick up what you wanted honey?

Cirrina: yea

Neta: All right. What is it? I saw you looking at that ink fast T-shirt. You can have it, it's free!

Cirrina: No, I want that.

Neta: you want an instrument? Uhhh I was expecting something less expensive

Cirrina: you said I can get whatever I want...... Also, I think it'd be a perfect instrument..... I already have two amazing teachers.... I mean you always say that the world needs more bass players.

Neta: awwww Cici!! I know exactly what you're doing right now!!.....*sniff* and it's working!! Take the bass crab cakes! You deserve it!

Mahi: he is wrapped around her little fingers

Mahi was arrested for petty crimes by @fish-at-fish-fish-resort

[aka-indulgence]

Take Me by the Hand

So I wanted to post this on valentines (it’s not exactly valentine-themed, I just wanted to put something out hjdsk), but decided it was better to post now -w- this is a little fluff fic for @yeosin-n!! She has a really cool au called underwaves, and of course she makes just wonderful wonderful stuff and i love them all- and then its an undertale au!!!! in the ocean!!!!! ahdjkshd I kinda instantly fell in love with it... and UW Sans (Naut) as well, so uh!! Here’s a fluffy self-indulgent fanfic!!

Naut (UW!Sans)/Reader :D!!

"heheh, ya look like a big duck, darlin'."

  You try not to make a frustrated noise at him (lord knows he's already having WAY too much fun with you) and choose to simply mumble to yourself quietly as you take step by heavy step towards the innocently splashing waves, as if taunting your predicament.

  "I'd appreciate some help right about now, I could do without the remarks." You snap (softly) at him as you waddle your way over the sand, your heavy diving equipment jostling a little with every step.

  Naut had been helpful enough to put all the weight on you, and you wanted no more than to strangle the grin off the bastard's face.

  He's lucky you're dating him and love him too much to do that.

  Naut only chuckles for a bit, in your face, and you're about to throw your flippers at him when his laughs finally die down.

  "sorry, sorry," Naut lets a few more chuckles out as he wipes the "tears" away from his top set of eyesockets.

  You could swear you saw his lower eyelights turned into hearts for a second…

  "couldn't help myself. ya sure are a cutie," he says, and you would've made a sound of indignation if you didn't see the flowers happily popping into existence near the hole in his skull, floating down as if a slow waterfall was carrying it.

  You're the one with the happy little flowers, you want to tease, but at the same time, you didn’t want him to hide it. It was cute and pretty, you loved seeing him happy and relaxed.

  Without realizing what he's trying to do, Naut's already by your side, going behind your back. Before you could ask him what he's doing, you make a "hup-!?" Noise when he hoists your tank up.

  "better?"

  He was.. helping you carry your equipment.

  "Y-yeah!" You startle (you're not sure why, but the fact that he's actually helping you makes you feel.. sentimental).

  "ok then, let's keep going,"

  With the help of Naut, the journey to the water’s edge wasn’t as painful as it was when you started trudging down the sand, and you eventually got about chest-deep in the water.

  Naut let go of your tank, keeping you steady while you fit your dive boots into the open heel flippers. You fit your mask onto your face, and Naut starts drifting into deeper waters, now bobbing in the waves (how do skeletons float…? Of course he came from the ocean but… it’s like he has invisible floaties on!). He snrks a little. You make a face at him (well, as much of a face you could make with a mask covering half your face).

  “What?”

  “heheh… nothing. ya just… ya kinda look like a fish? with the goggles…” He makes two C-shapes with his phalanges, bringing them up to his sockets. “oh glowing waves above, i just wanna pinch you.”

  “H-hey! Stay focused!” you fluster, holding your hands out to him as if he was going to bite you. 

  Naut chuckles. “yeah, you’re right… i can always pinch ya later.” he teases, and before you could protest more, he gestures with his hand. “ok, check your second stage first, and let’s swim slowly…”

  You give the purge button of your second stage a couple of times, before attaching it to your mouth, floating towards your sea-lover. You release the air from your BCD, and Naut takes you by the hand, gently guiding you into the water.

  Everything feels different as soon as you are completely submerged, the sounds around you switching from air to water; your surroundings turning blue in an instant. For a few moments, you can only hear the sound of your breathing, the bubbles burbling around you.

  “you doing ok?” Naut’s voice snaps you out of your momentary awe, sounding practically as clear as he does outside the water. “don’t forget to equalize the pressure in your ears.”

  The sand slopes down, and you tilt your head this way and that, giving Naut the ok signal when you think you’re good.

  He’s dropped his teasing and playing around as he slowly brings you away from the surface; you vaguely feel like someone with a blindfold on while someone else’s pulling you somewhere to show you a surprise. He has to keep looking behind him to make sure he doesn’t run into corals or sharks or whatever.

  Your world completely changes around you- not that you’ve never seen ocean scapes before, but actually being in it to see it for yourself sure is a special experience. You see your first fish, catching your eye as it darts away from below you. The sandy bottom keeps going down, and down, and down….

  … Until eventually, you reach a spot where it stops, turning into a plain of sand.

  Naut sits down- just, sits down on the sand, and it's so weird how he just so casually sits, legs apart below you, underwater. He tugs you a bit, pointing to the sand.

  You descend, knees hitting the sand with a soft ‘pwsh’... your hands inadvertently fall onto Naut’s ribcage.

  You see all four of his eyelights looking down, then lighting up, and you have no idea if he can see you blushing underwater-

  But thankfully, Naut knows to set his priorities straight, and right now it’s making sure your diving goes smoothly and safely.

  “good?”

  For a second, seeing Naut completely at home in this environment, you nod your head without thinking- shaking your head before giving him the ok sign.

  His grin grows and he laughs.

  Damn. Even underwater he still sounds smooth as hell…

  “heheheh… ok, bubbles. let’s get started then, shall we?”

  After about a minute of buoyancy practice, Naut kicked off the sand with his slippers (how did they stay on his feet under- you know what? Maybe you shouldn’t question the physics of underwater monsters so much), letting you follow him in your own pace.

  Not too far from the water’s edge, corals started sprouting out from the sand, and no longer than that, more sea life appeared. A rainbow of fish were milling about, shrimp and crabs skitter over the ‘living rocks’, and a sea turtle lazily swims by.

  Naut easily backpedals towards it, and it circles around him.

  Your eyes are taking in the underwater scene all around you with splendor; if you could smile, you would. It was all just so pretty, and your boyfriend’s over there becoming some sort of disney princess, as a few cleaner fish swim towards his skull. You don’t need to hold in your laughter on account of the regulator in your mouth, but your metaphorical smile gets bigger as you watch the tiny striped fish look around his crack while he’s completely unaware… he looks like he’s about to say something when his eyelights go out, as one of them starts nibbling.

  He flaps his hand like he’s swatting a fly away, and maybe you’re being tortured right now because you just want to let out a raucous laugh, purposefully shoving it in his face.

  “oh, of course, you’re entertained.” Naut lids his sockets a little, feigning annoyance, though the cute little flowers only continue to flow out of his skull.

  You want to gesture a “sorry (not sorry)” at him, but without knowing sign language, the most you could do is open your hands for a hug. He’s been wonderfully non-teasing the whole way down, and you think he deserves some credit, especially showing you… all of this.

  You’re thinking about how thankful you are to have him with you when you see his eyelights dart somewhere else with his grin turning mischievous. He points to the turtle still swimming nearby and asks “hey, what kind of turtle do you think that green sea turtle is?”

  … What.

  You blink at him a couple of times, trying to convey your “what kind of question” emotion you’re feeling right now, knowing he’s smart enough to realize what he just said-

  “hahahah, i’m joking i’m joking, i know it’s Chelonia mydas. c’mon, i’m no loggerhead.”

  w-

  …

  Loggerhead. Loggerhead sea turtle.

  …

  You raise your fist at him, and you hope he could hear your internal screaming at him. Looking at the way his sockets crinkle and his grin practically stretching from non-existent ear to ear, you think he can.

The dive was relaxing and pleasant, with Naut completely in his element, giving you the reassurance that you’ll be alright with him. He brought you to different parts of the reef, highlighting some of the animals similarly as to how he addressed the sea turtle.

  He brought you swimming closer to the seafloor, showing you clownfish in their stinging friend-homes, and with a straight face he said, “keep your friends close,” he put a ‘friendly’ arm around the carnivorous invertebrate, “keep your anemones closer.”

  You swam away from him then, closer to whee the sand starts sloping again. You met a singular jellyfish there, to which Naut poked away from you- it could just fit in your palms. You watch with mild glee as he gently poked it around… you know it’s a living creature… but wow did you want to bounce it and play around with it like a toy. He moved it away from you and sent it bobbing in the direction of the open ocean, and he turned to you to say “are you jelly you didn’t get to play with it?”

  You wanted nothing more than to show him a flat face, if you were brave enough to take the regulator off your mouth. You followed him back towards the reef, swimming through a large school of fish that parted as you did.

  “how you feeling seastar? i’m feeling fin-tastic.”

  He turned around to gesture at the school. “aren’t they like living artwork? so beautiful. i like to consider myself sofishticated, you know.”

  You almost couldn’t focus on the reef around you as you were both delighted and desperately trying to hide it from him, that you’re enjoying a diving buddy/instructor that could talk to you as you dive.

  You swam leisurely ahead of him, looking for more “landmarks” (sea… marks…?) to look at before you run out of gas, when you heard a rush of water behind you.

  You almost let the regulator out of your mouth when you see a huge eel flapping about near you, with Naut holding its tail end and keeping it from coming at you. He reeled it in towards him, holding its head.

  “don’t know what got into this guy. maybe your fins surprised him.”

  He goes silent for a while.

  “but i guess thaaat’s a moray for you.”

  Old jokes!!! He’s too much!!!

  You wished you could’ve said something to him so you weren’t simply being subjected to his continuous puns, but at that point it looked like you might just get that; when you saw that your pressure gauge showed less than 100.

  Naut quickly looked to you when you made a wave at him, giving him a 9-0 signal, trying to convey an “up?” as best you can.

  “oh. oh yeah let’s get you up, bubbles.” He said as he swam towards you.

  It was like- he had a switch for professional diving instructor and ‘regular Naut’. He quietly guided your ascent, slowly and steadily, making a stop below the surface to decompress, before finally swimming all the way to the surface and inflating your BCD.

  “Blah!” you ungracefully spit the regulator out, letting it sink into the water and take the mask off your face. “My teeth always feel weird afterwards…”

  “cus’ you’re clenching it all the time.” he floats towards you, putting an arm around you. “how you feeling, gull friend?”

  You open your mouth, only to stop when you realized what he said- as if on time, a seagull keows above you.

  You give him your best attempt at a seething glare, but you take a breath and smile, putting an arm around him as well. “You know what? That was really nice. I haven’t had this much fun in a while. … or really, I didn’t do that much before I met you. I liked this, Naut. Thanks for taking me out here with you.”

  You watch with satisfaction as Naut’s lazy expression and smug-ass grin fade away, his main sockets becoming wide and a light blush colors his cheekbones.

  Ha, gottem.

  “o-oh. you- yeah. i… you're welcome. anything for you, seastar. i’m glad you liked it.” his eyelights shift away from you.

  “Yeah… though not gonna lie, you really were a sun of a beach down there. Punning when you know I can’t say anything to you- it was like, water you doing!”

  “ha, yeah i know, it was-” Naut paused. And then he turned to you, seeing how smug and proud you looked of yourself.

  You watched how his eyelights dilated in his sockets, sparkling like sun rays dancing in the water.

  “heh… heheheh….” he chortled, “oh… don’t be mad now… it’s not a good idea to get too tide down to your emotions.”

  “Well- high tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side.”

  “better make sure you weren’t pier-pressured into that.”

  “Nah. I’m a girl who just wants some sun with my bonefriend!”

  He was smiling like a downright lovable idiot right now, eyelights shining like the sun.

  “hhhhoooh my god, i want to kiss you.”

  You give him a smirk.

  “Oh! So you’re feeling… naut-y?”

  Your grin weakens a little when Naut stops grinning, and his eyelights shrinking back to their regular sizes, shimmering. For a moment you worry if you said something wrong somehow, but your worry was unfounded- just moments later you watch as cute little hearts start coming out of his skull, with four of his eyelights turning into the same shape.

  “i don’t know why kissing’s naut-y, but it’s in my name-ture to be.”

  You’re smiling just as wide as him, ignoring how far he had to reach to make that pun. He closes his eyes and you let him lean in towards you, meeting him in the middle. He wraps his arms around you and kisses you while you reciprocate happily; bobbing in the waves under the sun.

[trickster-tabby]

What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative. How do you get the idea? I just try to think creatively. Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see? It's just a boring old orange. Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! Wow! Walking along and smiling at me. I don't see what you mean. Cause you're not thinking creatively! So take a look at my hair! Cool! I use my hair to express myself. That sounds really boring. I use my hair to express myself. Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting? No. Come on, take another look. Oh, wait! I can see a hat! I can see a cat! I can see a man with a baseball bat! I can see a dog! I can see a frog! I can see a ladder, leaning on a log! Think you're getting the hang of it now, using your minds to have a good time. I might paint a picture of a clown. Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down. Here's another good tip. Yeah? Of how to be a creative wiz kid. Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color. Blue. Red! Green! Green is not a creative color. Oh... There's one more thing that you need to know, before you let your creativity flow. Listen to your heart, listen to the rain, listen to the voices in your brain. Come on guys, let's get creative! Now let's all agree to never be creative again.

Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our show's on. That's not enough time. There's always time for a song. What? Who is that? Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist. Oh... What's the time? It's quarter to nine! Time to have a bath. What do you mean? We're already clean. Scrub scrub scrub, 'til the water's brown. Time is a ruler to measure the day. It doesn't go backwards, only one way. Watch it go round like a merry-go-round. Going so fast like a merry-go-round. Let's go on a journey, a journey through all time. The time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to time! But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show. Don't be stupid, friends! Come on, it's time to go! Time is old, like Victorian times. Like cobbles, and playing, and speaking in rhymes. With cobbles, and chimneys, a simpler times. With cobbles, and sawdust, and batteries, and slime! This tree that is old has circles inside. This tree that is older has shriveled and died. The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core! And I rot over time and I'm not anymore. Time can be told by the moon or the sun, but time flies fast when you're having fun. There's a time and a place for mucking around! Like birthdays! And camping. I'm friends with my dad! And then what happened after the olden days? Time went new and got old like history. Stuff from the past went into a mystery. An old man died. But look, a computer. Everything's cool, it's the future! Time is now, the future anew! And look at all the wonderful things you can do! With gadgets and gizmos, and email addresses! My dad is a computer! Look at the time! It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate! It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray! It's eleven to twelve, there's fish in the bath! It's nine thirty, there's fish everywhere. Fish everywhere. Now you can see the importance of time. It helps us make pizza, it keeps things in line. But when did it start? And when will it stop? Time is important, and I am a clock. If we run out of time, where does it go? Is time even real, does anyone know? Maybe time's just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by- meh meh meh meh MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH- Sunrise, sunset, night and day. The changing seasons, the smell of hay. Look at your hair grow, isn't it strange how time makes your appearance change? Ugh! Make it stop! It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine. But eventually, everyone runs out of time.

Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day? Yes, and I've packed us a delicious chicken picnic. Huh? Heh, hehehe! Ugh! Pesky bee! Hmm, he seems upset about something. I wonder what will happen. It makes you sad, doesn't it? That there's so much hatred in the world. I hope you don't mind if I ask you a question. A little baby pigeon! Have you ever wondered why we're here? What's it all about, you've no idea. And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death, and fear. But, you know, it doesn't have to be that I hate you, and you hate me. Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference, and we can live in harmony. I know you don't know who I am, but maybe I could hold your hand, and together we could understand about love. Huh? I feel tingly! Yes, that's love, my friend! And it's time for you to learn all about it. Hehehehe! Love is a place, love is a thing, love is a place, love is a thing, love is a place, love is a thing, love is a place, love is a thing. And do you ever feel like life's unfair? Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares! But if you follow me, maybe you will see that love is everywhere! But what is love? Is it in the sky? No, it's a feeling, deep inside! Because I'm hungry. No, you're lonely! I can see it in your eyes. I don't understand. Don't worry, you will soon! Come and meet some of my friends they know all about love! Come on, just over the rainbow! Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky! Maybe we should follow him, or we'll get left behind. Yes, but there's lots of chicken left, and I'd like to eat the chicken. I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead. So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them! Yes we do! It is true! We love you! And you love us too! Heh, I love you too, furry boy! Hehe, harder. Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do. Maybe we should look for our friend, isn't that what friends do? And we have finished the chicken picnic. To love each other is to care, to be kind. And to share! I love my friends so I get my hug! I made this for you, cause I love you so much. I love my pet, cause he's a crab. I love this tree, and I love this stick, and I love this mud. No no, that's not how it's done, you must save your love for your Special One. My Special One? Everyone has a Special One. Even me? But I am lonely. Yes, it's true! But do not worry. You're confused, but that's okay. Let me put it another way... This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town. This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak, so he lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground. You see? Everyone has a Special One! Even Michael! Your heart beats hard like a big love drum, calling for your Special One. So be patient, cause just maybe, your Special One will come! He's made for her, and she's made for him. That's the way it's always been. And it's perfect, and it's pure. And it's protected with a ring. That's the way that all love goes. And like a flower, it grows and grows! And it's forever, and forever! And now we all worship our king, our king, our king, our king. His name is Malcolm. He is the king of love. We must feed him. We must feed him gravel. Or he becomes angry. Mmm, gravel. And this is your chance to start anew, and all we're asking you to do is change your name, clean your brain, and forget about anything you ever knew. And your heart will find its home. And our love will never go! Now wear this ring, and join the king! And you will never be alone. Aah! Oh, there you are. We've been looking for you all afternoon. We're sorry we upset you. But look, we've brought you the last boiled egg to cheer you up! For me? Father! Ugh! Pesky bee!

Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see. Hmm! What is the biggest thing in the world? Hmm, that's a tricky one. A mountains? A sky. A windmill! No. If only there was a way to learn more about the world. Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this. Wow, look! I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy. Everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you inside my digital life. Inside my mind there is a digital mind. Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question. What is the bigg- Clever. I'm very clevery guy. Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye. And print a picture. And then I'll tell you the time. Time? Help you to find something you're wanting to find. Know it's easy to be a clever, smart boy like me if you just do it all digitally. Wow. I'd like to be as smart as a computer. Actually, we already have a computer. Great! Great news! Now, before we begin our journey, I just need to get some information from you. What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? I live in my house. Spaghetti! Well, my name is Dr- Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way! Wait a second. What's your favorite color? Stop talking. Do you like cow's or goat's milk? Be quiet. Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to- Shut up! Don't touch me! What? Welcome to my digital home! Everything made out of numbers and code. Huh? Wow, we're all computery! Oh yeah, wow- wow- wow, this is a computer. I don't get it. How can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen? But you're not you. You're your digital you! Virtually real, but controlled by real you. But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too! And you not real you, he's inside your real you. Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too, but in this digital world, what can we do? What can we- Hey, good question! Well, it's up to you! In the digital world, there's over three things to do. Wow, look, a pie chart. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Wow, look, a bar graph. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Wow, look a line graph. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Wow, look, an oblong. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Wow, look, nothing. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Nothing. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Nothing. Digital style! Do a digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! Digital dancing! Hey, this is fun! I am a stupid one. I am going to paint a picture of a clown. My dad has a computer. You are not invited to the party. Wait, wha-

Hmm. Something's different. Hmm. Something's... Missing. Hmm. Is it this guy? Fish and chips. Steak and beef, chuckitachow. Grapes and eggs. Steak. Eggs. Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry. No. Doo doo doo doo, lots of people get hungry. That's your body. Hungry comes from your body. Get off me. But your body, it musta have to be healthy. What's that? A tasty snack. You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that. Greedy to eat all that. You'll end up with your teeth all grey. Doo doo, da doo doo. Doo doo, da doo doo, do it healthy. Haha. Food is talking. Let's get healthy now! Hello? You need to know. What's right from wrong. You see, the body is like a special house, with blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms. Oh look, there's Mr Bladder in the basement! Hahaha! What? Now, food comes in through the chimney, mouth, and goes from room to room greeting the different organs. Hello! Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs, and so is invited to stay for a party! Yay! But the bad, not healthy foods are very rude and must leave through the catflap. Rude! That doesn't make sense. Doo doo, da doo doo! A doo doo, da doo doo, do be healthy! Hello? What's that? A tasty snack. You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that. Greedy to eat all that. You'll end up with your gums all grey. Yeah, but... Something's... Wrong. Exactly! How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat? Well, that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape. Choosing normal, plain looking foods, such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic keep the body ticking over just nicely. Isn't that right? Eh, I need to go. But wait! What's this? Fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meat, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk. Ugh! These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary details. Oh no, look, it's all broken and on the floor! Everything tastes great! But maybe we should wait before we put in on the plate! Enough! Or it could be too late! I don't wanna do this anymore! For my snack, I choose a pizza slice! Bread and cheese, and tastes of nice! What's that? A pizza slice? But you're better off with plain white sauce. What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey! Does it matter? Just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray? Oh, what's that? A lovely pie? But you're gonna end up sad inside. Ugh, sad inside, you're gonna make me sick! I choose some ice cream beef! I've cream beef makes your teeth go grey. What's that? A kidney bean? Kidney bean makes your teeth go grey. But everyone has their teeth go grey, just eat yeast and it'll go away! But how much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey. How bout some onion paste? Looks like fun, have a taste. Ugh! That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate! A stranger's plate! A stranger's plate!

Goodnight, guys. I miss you. Ooh, somebody's sleepy! Huh? Hehe hehehe, but that's silly! No! How can you be sleepy if you don't know how to have dreams? No, I don't want to know. I don't want to know how to have dreams! No! No! Dreams are movies that live in your head! Stop! Every night when you sleep in your bed! And you can have a dream about riding a horse! No! Or you can have a dream about drowning in oil! No! No! No! No more songs! Aah! Oh, looks like someone's having a bad dream! A bad dream! Can you file these files please? Uh, yeah. Sure. But hey, um. Wouldn't it be funny if one of these files came alive? Yeah. I am a file and you put documents in me. And, and... A doo doo doo, a file. Funny, silly file. Doo doo doo. You know, it did like a song. No. That sounds really boring. But I was like yeah, that's not even the same bucket. Hahaha. I am the cool guy, I guess. Laid back and sad. Nowadays, I hurt my leg today. Huh? Well, that's rude. No clothes. What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative. How do you get the idea? I just try to think creatively. When you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see? It's just a boring old orange. Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face. Boo. Walking along and smiling at me. Boo. I don't see what you mean. Cause you're not thinking creatively. I don't like it. It's really not good. Now take a look at my hair. Boo. I use my hair to express myself. It's not very good at all. Not good. Boo. Not good. Rubbish. Boo. Boo. Boo. Not good. Go away. Don't stop now, friend. Your voice is music to my face. Huh? Geh? Or you can have a dream about eating a treat. Or you can have a dream about buying a hat. Or you can have a dream about losing your friends. No... Or you can have a dream about burning your friends. Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. Huh? The past is far behind us. You? The future doesn't exist. Time went new and got old like history, stuff from the past went into a mystery. You made me die! But look, a computer. I'm a computery guy. Aah! Everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you why we're here? What's it all about, you've no idea. And everywhere you look- Nooo!- all you see is hatred, and darkness, death, and ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes your teeth go grey! Does it matter? Just throw it away! Why not try some fish on my tray! What? Where am I? We are in the universe, planets live inside the moon! A rocket ship can go to the moon! Sports ball! Let's play sports! Cricket ball! Red card! Magnet, and I'm friends with metal, I attract it! And it's my best friend! Let's dig a hole at the bottom of- Make it stop! Bee bop, ba doo bop, I teach you how to buy a canoe! I am a file and you put documents in me. Green is for go, but red is for not go. You can be crushed by a bus. Let's learn about gel! I know about gel! Stinky mouth! Music is your favorite thing. Uh... I wonder what will happen.

What's your favorite idea-

[fanonskeletonstuff]

CPAU: DisCo

pls kno im not a serious writer thank;; also it’s my replies only, i didnt share anyone elses (unless they want to share killer and his s/o’s whole thread along with the sideplots, i dont wanna paste their replies without permission tho i plan not to)

this may include othertale spoilers and rahafwabas’ killer!sans comic references

gonna put this on wattpad too

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Dust explores the CP. he sees Color and his rainbow cracked skull is the first thing he catches. Color sees him back and walks to him first. “heya. i see you’re about to cause trouble.”

“wh... what? pfff...” Dust is surprised Color already knows who he is. “i can’t if this is some large christmas gathering. isnt it on christmas, you have to be well... GOOD???”

Color jumps back from the yell. “of course you have to. but, you’re one of those sanses, so i can’t stop ya.” Then, he realizes something. “say, aren’t you killer’s friend? have you two met before?”

Dust remembers who Killer is. “ohhh, that man?? yeah, we had to date once during our bad sanses sleepover. horror held the event cause it was halloween at the time.”

“huh... well, this is dangerous of me, i’m talkin’ to ya and anytime you might just kill me.” Color chuckles. “however, I know sanses can control themselves. I know killer can. he thinks i have to kill him, but it’s just wrong. i think he can change. he doesnt have to fuel himself with thoughts of murdery.”

Dust feels roasted. “WOW?? heheheh!! you’re so smart those colors must be how high your IQ is!”

“heheh, oh, that. so, here’s my story. i absorbed souls in a genocide timeline. i was about to die, so it’s the only thing i had to do. that’s why i look like that... that...”

Color gets interrupted by Dance, who teleported next to him. “uhhh...”

//OH NO COLOR X DANCE CRACK SHIP ALERT CAUSE COLOR!SANS LOOKS LIKE THOSE LED LIGHTS THAT SWITCH COLOR TO COLOR AHSJSJSK

— — —

“heya. you’re quite the party lights in here.” Dance is getting the gay feeling.

“oh, heheh, wow, huh?” Color feels awkward. “heyy, i know you! you’re that shy dancer who doesn’t get much stage fright the more he gets used to dancing. hip hop, right?”

“yep. yeah, that’s my genre.” Dance blushes. “what AU are you, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“i’m from othertale. fun fact, the AU’s not about me! i’m pretty much undyne’s supporting character.” Color laughs.

“cool...” Dance likes him- “i like your colors. where’d you get your lights?”

“oh, i was just explaining to dust pal here I got it from human souls. i, um, absorbed ‘em. needed it cause i was aboutta die.”

“that must be risktaking of you for your own life, c...” Dance winks, his left eye open. “hey, maybe we should... dance, sometime...”

Dust laughs at Color and Dance, gives a hard pat on Color’s shoulder. “uh oh, GAY alert!!!” Phantom!Papyrus is probably shook at this point.

— — —

“heh... sorry to say, but you’re too nice and popular to be with me.” Color answers. “I, um... already had letters with someone. kinda like dust, but...”

“it’s ok. if i dance too much, that’s when the beats go off.” Dance understands.

“yeah... honestly, he’d kill you if he sees you. If he were in this party and you say that to me... he’ll overthink his actions and end up on a killing spree.”

Dance knows who he’s talking about. “wait. you don’t mean... how...???”

“how?”

“how... how is he with you? wait, i must be assuming. who are you with, but not really?”

— — —

“u-uh... he likes... someone else, n-n-now...” Dance being the shy sweatpants boi he is puts on his hood blushing. “sorry, i said too much...”

“o-oh, no problem! killer chose me anyway, but i only chose him back cause he wants me to be his guy...de.” Color winks for the pun. guy-de for ‘guide’ lol.

— — —

Then, Color says his name.

“killer. he told me everything about himself. personally. there was no one else but me and him. like an error in his anti-void.”

“oh, uh... he’s h-here, actually...” Dance hesitates. “wait... i still have more to say...”

“ok.”

Dust walks out of the conversation, continuing to follow Red.

Red sees Killer being cute. “ah *shoes*-//“

he notices himself getting his words censored and thats embarrassing. “WHAT THE-////“

— — —

Color and Dance walks in.

“hey, what’s happening here?” Color asks.

“hi red...” Dance waves. “i hope your anger management’s doing well.”

Red’s starting to think he’s gonna have a BIG WHOOP. “OK, what’s goin’ on here?! who set this?! cigar’rus?!” he mentions US!Pap, the host of the therapy closet session.

— — —

Killer sees Dust and feels a bit scarEd. “hiya.”

“welcome to the party, that goes to the three of you....” Dance still shying out tho.

“hey buddy red. tough day? i heard you yelling back there.” Color helps Red.

“ya heard nothin, newbie!” Red nervously laughs. “feel like imma get stabbed by that dust guy there! or any of those funkers!”

Killer breaks up with Color 3 2 1-

“sir’s probably lookin’ for us, we should find a way out.” Dust puts a hand around Killer.

Killer blushes. “wait...// im still wearing this.”

Dust lets go. “ohhh’kayyy, take your time...”

Killer rubs both of his sleeves until he sees Color. “color....?”

“uh...” Color stops hiding behind Dance, holds Dance’s hand, and blushes. “yeah, it’s me.”

Dance blushes back, HE A HERMIT CRAB//) “(c-color, whuh)”

“long time no see.”

“heheh... i heard you found someone else, so... hey, it’s okay! if he can help you, honestly, i just said yes so i could control you. and, uh, manipulation is one of the bad things in relationships, right? so...”

Killer listens to Color. “don’t feel bad.”

“i’m gonna walk off cause i don’t wanna get caught. oh, and one more thing.” Color shows Killer he’s holding Dance’s hand. “once you see it, you can ditch me.”

“s-s-sorry/////“ Dance mutters while hiding in his hood hiding away his blue blushy flustering face.

last one: shoutout to outer sans being a fluffy pillow to the bad sanses out there uwu

Outer, still next to RainbowKill, looks at Dust while Color and Dance walk away together. Not only he should help Killer calm down, but maybe him too. He probably has a certain goal to calm down most Sanses that used to be good. Yep, still the most relaxed Sans AU.

[atrocious-fell-child]

The video opens with Scratch just waiting in front of their altar, slouched and bored inside a mausoleum strewn with bones. They’ve been waiting for a while--in fact, by the way that the candles around the altar had burned down, it seemed like they’d been waiting there all night. 

The soft blue-gold light that announces the skeletons' arrival is.. well.. a few hours later than that to put it mildly. But Shorty does actually arrive eventually, and yes, he's bought one (1) chocolate cake with him.

When Shorty arrives, the child immediately jumps up, their face spreading into a huge smile. Their face is all made up like a spooky pagan priest of Crabs, and they're wearing their furry robes from when they went as the Horned King for Halloween. “Shorty!! You're late!!”

Shorty’s pinpricks shrink to thin slits of white light as he gets closer. He breathes in once, holding the breath for a moment, before releasing it as slowly as he can. Then another one before he actually finds his voice to respond. Voice a soft monotone. He's not comfortable and it's already starting to show. “Hey..yeah,.. I.. uhh.. had a couple things I had ter do..that 'nd y'know.. you demanded cake so.. had ter wait for that to finish.

“So.. h-heh.. umm.. 've never act'ly done anythin' like this before... exactly what's gonna happen here?”

Scratch pulls off their hood. They've got their glamour on right now, so their full face is visible and there's no horns. Though the glamour doesn’t disguise their sharp teeth. “....Oh! Oh yeah, the cake! I got some ketchup too.”

They'll come over for it, pulling the ketchup bottle from their inventory. Regular Heinz. It's still sealed. To respond to Shorty, they say, “Hehehe... well! I'm gonna sacrifice you to the crab god, silly! I---it's still a full moon right? It takes more than a couple hours for the moon to stop being full, right? I don't wanna have messed it up.

“You can drink--that--first. And then--mmm--we know which weapon won the polls.”

“Y'know.. you really don't have to listen to the polls right? Just..let's get this done and.. h-heh heh..dusted…” Shorty swallows softly, the pinpricks vanishing completely.

“Here.. eat yer cake at least..'m savin' that.. fer when this is over to help me forget.. especially if yer plannin' on -that- method.” He holds the chocolate cake out to the anomaly, hoping the light tremor will be missed

The child’ll at least stop smiling briefly to lick their lips as they take the cake--their eyes are still focused on Shorty tho. They don't respond to anything he says for a second, just taking bites out of the chocolate cake without slices like a heathen. Shorty can’t quite look away from the display.

A few bites in they finally stop eating, swallowing what they have, and they smile. “Sure, save it for later. I think I might finish this later too.”

No comment on whether or not they'll listen to the polls.

Slowly, Shorty nods. “Then.. lets get this over with before I change my mind.”

Is it too late to change it now? Yeah.. it probably is

If it's time, then Scratch will carefully wipe the crumbs off their mouth--trying to keep from smudging their makeup--and set the cake down in a corner as an after-ritual snack. They point to the altar, with its crab cloth on it. “Then go lay your head down there, sacrifice! And pray that The Most Crustaceanous of Crabs has mercy on your soul!”

“so...what? I just.. kneel there?”

He walks up to it, forcing himself to keep moving.Voice losing all depth of emotion. “Or..am I meant to lie on it? Only.. I'm not big on praying you know? Heh.. find it doesn't do an awful lot honestly…”

“---Uh,” Scratch hesitates. “K-kneel! And put your head down on it. Like I said!” 

They're going to circle around behind him, their own voice getting lower. They're trying to sound spooky! They're trying to be even spookier with the black dust that starts to slowly trickle from their clothes. No prayer? “Then you shall suffer in silence, mortal.”

A blue tongue darts out quickly, licking at the top right of Shorty’s teeth, the grin fading a little more. Glancing backwards. Slowly, reluctantly, he moves forwards, kneeling before the altar, grateful it's short enough he can just kneel as comfortably as it's going to be all things considered.

An odd full broken purr sound is emanating from the small skeleton, and at first sound it could be easy to think he's enjoying it.Until one realises that in reality, it's just his bones vibrating louder than normal due to the shaking and the proximity to the altar

As they approach, Scratch cracks their knuckles and stares down at him, hearing that weird vibrating sound and pausing for a long moment to figure out what it is.

They laugh, just a couple wheezy notes before they stop themselves.

Now a pause. Then. They pull the hood of Shorty’s hoodie away from the vertebrae of his neck. The soft blue-gold glitter of his soul is just visible if one looks downwards through the bones, but they are, luckily, not paying attention to Shorty's soul this time around. They've start humming an unfamiliar tune. You know. Part of the ritual. They're also getting into a good position to kill him according to the way the polls were set up. With teeth.

Little trails of black dust wind around the altar, not doing much except add atmosphere. Scratch’s collected monster dust, manipulated by their necromancy.

The cold air against the bones makes Shorty shiver, and he tells himself that's the only thing..it's nothing to do with those sharp claws brushing the surface of the bone, leaving flakes of dust in their wake.

He shifts automatically at the sense of the other getting closer to bone, closer to ..to -him-. He can't attack.. but his instinct does win out to force a 'check' on the demon child behind him.

And as Shorty's checking them... they lunge to take his neck into their jaws, with as hard a bite as they can manage with their boss monster teeth.

Pain flares through him at the teeth piercing into the neck, magic flowing almost instantly, trying to heal the damage. The taste in their mouth evidently disgusts them, as they make a face. It's not long before the taste of magic also becomes the taste of dust, and Scratch breaks character to spit a little bit as they back away from Shorty. His frame is vanishing and turning into dust against the altar itself.

Then they get the EXP, and everything changes. Scratch's gaze becomes distant and then almost sightless. They've pressed their hands on their face, even though it's smudging their makeup, and they take in a big sharp gasp. It comes out in a laugh. It starts a delighted child's laugh but morphs quickly, becoming louder and sharper and more hysterical. The sound echoes off the mausoleum walls.

And then the video stops there, cutting abruptly to black.

[megamanmodelaaa-fanstories]

The Squidbeak Splatoon - Third Time’s the Charm Chapter 1: The Great Squidnapping

In the far flung future, centuries from our time…

The world is nothing but vast & endless oceans, as far as the eye can see. Aside from the deep-sea world, there was no life to be seen. However, if you look just a little bit further into the horizon… land!

At first glance, this bit of land looks unremarkable as monochrome colours dominate everything in sight. But it’s when you take a deeper look into this land that you see something different, something not at all what it appears to be on the outside.

Welcome to Inkopolis… to the City of Colour!

The streets, the markets, the residence, the city center, everywhere you look, there is a new colour to gaze upon. Bright or Dark, Plain or Mixed, Singular or Combined, every colour in the collective Palette is there to enjoy! This gives the residence of Inkopolis a sense of energy & enthusiasm all day long. At night, these same colours along with the city’s beautiful lighting give way to a dazzling view that invoke feelings of imagination & serenity.

The people of Inkopolis are full of various races that have evolved beyond their Cephalopod roots to live freely on land. Jellyfish, Horseshoe Crabs, Urchins, Prawns & most dominantly, the Inklings. Inklings are a unique Species of Inkopolis because they’re half human & half Squid who can change between the two forms at will.

Also compared to normal Squids, their Ink Production is faster & much more potent. They need to be for them to participate in Inkopolis’ most famous sport: Turf War.

2 Teams of 4 Inklings battle each other in a game of Territorial Control, where players must paint as much area as possible using special weapons that utilize their natural ink as ammunition. The more turf inked, the more points that team gets, with the winner being the team with the most turf controlled when time runs out.

Certainly, the City of Inkopolis is a land that embodies enthusiasm, energy, competition & interaction. A perfect blend for a peaceful & prosperous community! But that same peace & prosperity would soon come under threat…

One day, sometime before a special Turf War Event called a “Splatfest” was scheduled to begin, people on the streets were surprised by a breaking citywide broadcast. Callie & Marie, Inkopolis’ Top Pop Idol Duo, take the stage…

Callie: “We interrupt this program to bring you important news!”

Marie: “The Great Zapfish, source of all power for Inkopolis… has mysteriously vanished.”

Callie: “City Officials have released this picture showing a crashed UFO, which was taken around the estimated time of our Zapfish’s disappearance!”

Marie: “We encourage everyone to share any information about this UFO & others that may lead to the missing Zapfish.”

Callie: “Until the Great Zapfish is recovered, we advise Turf War Veterans to expect restrictions & limitations on battle scheduling, public or private… That includes the upcoming Splatfest, which is -as of now- on hold indefinitely.”

Marie: “Our sincere apologies for any inconveniences…”

Callie: “That’s all for now. Thank you everyone & until next time…”

Callie & Marie: “Stay Fresh.”

But the public was feeling anything BUT “Fresh”. Everyone was sent into a silent panic. Who could’ve done that? How did we not notice? What’s going to happen to us?!

The Great Zapfish is an entity as big as an observatory tower that is the main source of energy for the entire city. Even in its absence, Inkopolis can still run on reserve power, but that will only last for about 2-3 months at best. People throughout the city, for the next few weeks, would live in fear & hopelessness of having to leave in the near future…

Over a Month Later…

Inkopolis still runs, but it’s clear that the dwindling power has robbed it of its enthusiasm. There aren’t as many lights bathing the city as it used to, most have resorted to staying at home out of fear & a select few fled the city to find a new place to live. What was once a city of energy, is now slowly losing all signs of life. But somewhere within the center of Inkopolis, a small group of teenagers are still kicking hard in Turf War.

Day 1, Arowana Mall, 12:50-

8 Inklings are swapping ink against each other, one side Blue & the other Orange. 2 Blue Inklings holding an N-Zap & a Splat Roller push forward, jumping off the central hill in an attempt to claim more turf as the battle enters its final minute. Suddenly, one of them gets splatted out of nowhere, while the other gets echolocated as she attempts to escape. She gets splatted by an Aerospray on her way forward.

Aerospray Inkling: “Nice going, Miwa!”

Miwa: “You can thank me later, let’s push!”

Miwa is a 14 year old Inkling who’s considered of the most skilled on the turf; one of very few who reached the coveted S+ Ranking. She’s proficient with most weapons, prefers Chargers & despises Blasters.

The battle ends with a score of 57-39 for Team Orange. The winning team jumps for joy & exchanges high fives in celebration as a member of the losing team steps forward.

N-Zap Inkling: “Y-You all got lucky because you had a Charger on your side!”

Miwa: “(Ho boy, here we go again…)”

Aerospray Inkling: “Is that so? Wanna trade & see how it ends?”

Splat Roller Inkling: “Yes! Let’s rematch!”

But just as they were about to start, an official of the Turf War Management approaches them, saying they’ve reached the maximum allowed number of matches & they’re to leave immediately.

Splat Roller Inkling: “But… But that’s not fair; we’ve only had 2 matches. Isn’t the maximum limit supposed to be 5?”

Official: “New rules have been placed: 2 per group only, regardless of arrangements.”

& just like that, everyone packs their things in misery & returns to the City Center…

Inkopolis Plaza, 13:15-

Miwa sits on a bench drinking here favourite juice as she relaxes after being forced to stop battling on such short notice. As she throws her empty bottle in the bin, 2 friends arrive to join her.

Green Inkling: “Yo! Reached your threshold already?”

Miwa: “Let me guess: Reduced Turf War Capacity?”

Purple Inkling: “Yeeeah, what a pain…”

Miwa: “Relax guys, I’m sure it’ll all be fine. Can’t let those smiles turn upside down, right?”

Both of her friends look at her speechlessly, their expressions arched in worry…

Ever since the Great Zapfish’s disappearance, Miwa & several others have been trying to get some energy back into everyone by engaging in Turf Wars as much as possible, creating enthusiasm through tense competition & distracting the public from the crisis. But as the days went by with no sign of the Great Zapfish returning, their efforts soon fell to deaf ears & now, they’re slowly losing their battling privileges.

Purple Inkling: “Listen, maybe… we should go plan our move out & get it over with. I’m sure there’s plenty of land outsi—“

Miwa: “& give up on everything we have here?! Like it’s all worth NOTHING to us?!”

Green Inkling: “Girl, there’s not much else we CAN do. We gotta move on…”

Miwa: “I can’t… I WON’T allow…..”

A cold silence descends upon the 3 companions, as if to look for a way to challenge each other’s arguments, to challenge the very desperate situation they find themselves in. Yet sadly, quietness…

Then…

Green Inkling: “Gals look, it’s HIM again! Haha!”

Miwa’s green friend points towards the Vending Machines Corner, an old man sits under a manhole cover looking around as if seeking something.

Miwa: “*Again*??”

Purple Inkling: “Oh you’ve never seen him? He always shows up here between 13-14 o’clock for some reason. What is this bum doing? Hehehe!”

Miwa: “Heh beats me, I don’t live in the sewers myself!”

The 3 continue laughing as Miwa decides to take a picture of this peculiar man. Moments after she’d put her phone down, the old man starts looking directly at her, exchanging such a sharp gaze. Miwa stares in confusion.

Miwa: “(Why’s he looking at me like that? Did he catch me taking his picture? What’s wi—)”

Miwa’s friends tap her shoulder to say goodbye in a hurry. As soon as she turns to face the old man however, he was no longer there. She waits a little longer hoping to see him again, but he never does & Miwa decides to return to her apartment for the day.

Flounder Heights, 18:45-

Miwa sits on her desk working on whatever homework she has to finish, however little there was to complete due to the crisis. She couldn’t help but think about the old man she saw in the Plaza. With her curiosity soaring high & an idea for a gag in mind, Miwa puts her pen down & starts surfing the web for something similar to his outfit.

Suddenly, she comes across a startling discovery. While the old man’s outfit was nothing to write home about, the hat was EXTREMELY valuable: The Legendary Cap. A very special & rare headgear that only the best of Inklings were awarded with it for their services & bravery in the Great Turf War, 100 years ago.

A cap like this is IMPOSSIBLE to get, even with the help of the back alley dealers like Spyke!

Miwa: “(What was he doing with a hat like that! He couldn’t have stolen it… Is it a fake perhaps? &…) Why was he looking at me?”

One question lead to another, each without an answer. So, Miwa decides there was only one way to solve this mystery…

Day 2, Inkopolis Plaza, 13:40-

For the first time in over a month, Miwa didn’t take part in any Turf Wars. Rather, she spent her time waiting around in the plaza for the Cap wearing man. They look at each other from a distance for minutes on end, with Miwa waiting for the right opportunity to face him.

With each passing minute, she grows more tense. The old man was still looking at her & her alone.

Miwa: “(He’s not going to look anywhere else, isn’t he?... I need to find a way to distra—!!)”

& just like that, the old man vanished while she was looking around.

Miwa: “But it’s still 13:50 o’clock!”

She makes a mad dash for the manhole to investigate. No sign of him. There was only one way he could’ve escaped her sight…

Miwa: “Yuck… (Am I really doing this?...)”

Hesitation holds her in place, but not for long as her curiosity becomes too strong to bear.

She jumps into the manhole cover, unaware of what fate has in store for her…..

Unknown Area, 14:00-

After a unexpectedly long journey in the dark depths, Miwa finally emerges to find that she’s now FAR outside the city limits, tall cliffs & waterfalls encircle a bowl shaped area full of small islands, each with its own theming. The most distinct landmark is a giant sculpture of an Octopus at the highest peak.

Miwa continues to admire the scenery, until she finds the old man beside a small shack.

Miwa: “Hello, sir?... W-What am I saying?! Listen, I need to know whe—“

Old Man: “That look in your eyes…”

Miwa: “Wha??”

Old Man: “I’ve been waiting for someone like you! You’re just who we need to defeat the Octarians!”

Miwa: “Octarians? You mean the ones Inklings fought in the Great Turf War? Wait, are you some sort of military general?”

Old Man: “Absolutely! I’m Captain Cuttlefish, Leader of the Legendary Squidbeak Splatoon! A pleasure to make your acquaintance, welcome to Octo Valley.”

After exchanging introductions, the Captain moves on to explain what’s going on. It seems that he’s been investigating the Great Zapfish’s disappearance alone & has concluded that it was the Octarians’ who stole it, as revenge for their defeat in the Great Turf War 100 years ago.

Despite his best attempts, he wasn’t able to get anyone to believe his findings & is currently understaffed to do the job. This led him to try & find a capable Inkling from the streets of Inkopolis to help return the lost Zapfish, which is where Miwa comes in.

Miwa: “So, you want ME to help you recover the Great Zapfish?”

Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I won’t lie: It won’t be easy. We’re alone against an army. The best I can do to help you is provide telecommunication support & hide Mini Spawn Points around the valley, they will only save you so many times.

So, what will you do young one? Will you join me as my 3rd Agent on this covert mission?”

Most would take a step back to consider, but Miwa didn’t as she saw an opportunity. If she can do this, everything will be back to normal. She’ll take back her home, Turf Wars & bring back the Inkopolis she loves! Miwa turns to the Captain to give her answer, when…

Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I’ll take your silence as ‘Yes, of course I’ll help!’”

Miwa: “Wait What?!”

Cpt. Cuttlefish: “I’ll make the necessary preparations for you, so meet me again tomorrow at 12 o’clock!”

Miwa: “Wait a second!”

It was settled: Miwa will be the Squidbeak Splatoon’s Agent 3, on a quest to explore Octo Valley, stop the Octarian menace & retrieve the stolen Great Zapfish!

Will she succeed? What obstacles await her? Tune in next time for Chapter 2: Krak on, Agent!

Thank you for reading & have a good day! 👋🏻😄

[frazzybeararchive]

Beach Buddies

Dianne’s POV - 1958

Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey. Could it be any hotter? Mom said she grew up in this particular area and we’d only be here for a few more weeks since grandma is passing, saying that I should explore as well as see if I can make new friends to forget about it. I really wanted to see grandma but mom said that she isn’t looking well and that I should really go.

“But mom! I really want to see her, at least let me say hi!” I try to pry my mother's arms away from holding me back, dad looked a bit worried as he went into the room with the doctor holding the clipboard. Immediately, mom placed her hands on my shoulders. I felt my eyes well up with tears along with a lump in my throat, my flailing fists trying to make my mom let go with a few whines.

“Look, sweetie. This is grown-up stuff that me and daddy have to take care of, I’m sure grandma would love to see you too. But things are hard right now - that’s why I want you to make sure to go out and see if you can make yourself new friends to forget this nonsense.” Her soothing voice as well as her gentle touch made me stop my tantrum. She took her hand off my shoulder and wiped away a free tear then kissed my nose which made me smile a bit.

“Now, go outside. Maybe you can make grandma a little gift,” she leaned forward a bit and whispers.”pink seashells are her favorite.” She stood up then headed to grandma’s room where dad was, leaving me to my own adventure.

I hurried out of the house and ran to the beachwalk, the bright afternoon sun already blinding me besides already exhausting me in the process.

Once I reached down to the shore, I looked down to see pretty seashells. For the next hour, I knew I wanted to make grandma a goodbye necklace. Mom always told me how she used to collect seashells when she was my age down here. I continued picking up seashells, some of them even with baby hermit crabs - which I put them down after finding out so I didn’t scare them.

“Kings of New Jersey! Kings of New Jersey! Kings of New Jersey!”

Kings of New Jersey? I looked behind me and saw two boys pushing a shipwrecked boat. Looking closer, they both seemed sunburnt, shirtless and...wait, did I really get blinded by the sun that bad? The two boys looked identical! Twins! I immediately put my attention on the twins, making sure I collect a seashell or two to make it look like I wasn’t paying attention.

Ford’s POV

Me and Stan both dipped our paint brushes into the bucket, writing out our made up name, “Stan O’ War”, on the side of the boat.

“I dub thee: the Stan O’ War!” Right after raising my brush with pride, a sudden hard pain hit me on the back of the head.

“Ow! What the heck?” Rubbing the back of the head, I turned around to see who it was.

Crampleter.

“Well, well, if it ain't the loser twins. Nice boat. Ya get it at the dump? Heheheheheheheh!” He high fives the two of his friends then went back to putting his arms on his hips.

“You would know, Crampleter! Get lost!” Stan declared while standing up and pointing away in defense.

“Listen, dorks, and listen good.” He pointed towards me. “You're a six-fingered freak,” Embarrassment hit me hard, I bashfully put my conditioned hands behind my back, then he pointed at Stan. “and you're just a... dumber, sweatier version o' him. And you're lucky you have each other because neither of you will ever make any friends! Ha, hahahaha! Dorks and losers…’” He left with his two friends at the end of his sentence, I pulled out my hands only to stare at them.

They’re right, I’m just a freak. No one likes freaks… I clenched my hand and looked down. I felt a slight lump in my throat, I felt like crying right there and now. Right after I thought that, Stan puts his hand on my shoulder.

“Hey. Don't let those idiots get to you.”

“But I am a freak. I just wonder if there's anywhere in the world where weirdos like me fit in.”

I doubt it.

Stan took his hand off my shoulder and moved onto putting his sweaty sunburnt arm around my shoulders.

“Hey, chin up, buddy. Look.” He proceeded to make me stand up, looking over at the ocean shore.

The sun was barely setting, a boat out on sail with the hot breeze of the summer with seagulls flying overhead. The sky was shades of pink and orange, the waves crashing together along with reflecting the bright sun.

“One of these days, you and me are gonna sail away from this dumb town. We'll hunt for treasure, get all the girls, and be an unstoppable team of adventurers.” He proudly stated with a boasting posture.

“You really mean it?”

“High six?” He putted his open-palmed hand up.

“High six.” We both high six and laugh afterwords.

“Now let’s continue making Stan O’ War! It ain’t gonna fix itself.” Stan smiles wide as he climbed up onto the boat.

“Be careful!” Who knows what could be in there? Worst case scenario, he could fall in there without any help! As he opened the small hatch into the boat, he jumped in.

“Cool! I found 2 dead rats!” He yelled out enthusiastically.

“Hehehe! Gross, Stan!” I was about to climb onto the boat before I heard footsteps behind us, I froze in place thinking it was Crampleter coming back to give us a good beating.

“Uh...hi?” That’s weird, a small feminine voice greeted me while I turned around.

Her long hair was a dark brown with a tiny bow, her skin slightly sunburned but not as bad as me and Stanley. Her dress was red with short poofy sleeves with a white pocket on the front of her dress. I never really seen her before, she must’ve moved in from out of town.

“Hi, I’m Stanford. But you can call me Ford for short.” I climbed back down and hid my hands quickly behind my back, afraid to greet her properly with my birth defect.

“Ford? Who are you talking to?” Stanley quickly got up back onto the deck then looked down. His face turning into curiosity yet still happy. Once he realized it was a girl, he straightened his posture.

“Oh hi! I’m Stanle- Woah!” he tried to place his hand onto the mast post but missed, resulting to caught off his introduction and falling onto the deck.

“That dork over there is my twin brother, Stanley. But we call him Stan for short.” I chuckled a bit while rubbing the back of my head. Stan sat back up and walked over to the side of the boat to sit down on the edge to listen to our conversation.

“What’s your name?” I looked back at her and she seemed slightly nervous.

“My name is Dianne, I just came to visit for a few weeks. I just wanted to make friends since I might come back here when I’m older. But um, I made you two these since I saw those boys make fun of ya two.” She reached into her pocket and pulled out two seashell bracelets, it looked rushly made but it was good.

“Wow thanks!” I grabbed both of the bracelets and handed one to Stan, he put it on and smiled.

“Aren’t ya gonna put it on?” She pointed at my hand.

Uh oh.

I winced and revealed my hand to put on the bracelet.

Hearing a slight gasp from her, I expected her to run away.

“That’s so cool! You have six fingers, that means a finger friendlier than normal!”

“Aren’t you gonna call me a freak? I-I thought-”

“Freak? Those people obviously don’t know what different is, they’re just scared of seeing something completely new and special.” Her words echoed in my head, I never heard that before. I looked up at her and softly smiled.

“Thanks, Dianne. That made me feel more better about my hands.” I giggled before being interrupted by Stanley.

“Hey! Do you want to help us clean up the inside of the boat? I found two dead rats!” He lended a hand towards her.

“Two dead rats? I’m in!” We all laughed out loud then went onto the boat.

I made a friend.

The scorching sun finally was put to rest, the once roasting gust transitioned to cool light winds. Blue and still some streaks of pink painted the sky.

“Hey, I’m back from the saltwater taffy store!” Stanley ran with a small plastic bag filled with the colorful taffy towards the two kids already jumping down from the boat.

“Yes! I call the blue ones!” Ford joked as he quickly ran over to Stanley, instantly putting his hand into the bag and pulling out a few pieces. Dianne rushed over and shoved her hand into the bag and grabbed a handful.

“After this I have to head back to my grandma’s place.” Her needy hands opened one of the taffy wrappers which she immediately popped in her mouth. The trio sat down on the sand and looked ahead over the horizon, busy chewing on the taffy while digging their feet into the cooler part of the sand. Stanley looked over at Dianne.

“How many weeks are you gonna stay here?” His mouth still filled with taffy which muffled a bit of his speech.

“Oh, mom said maybe one or two.” Her calm face slightly turned a bit upset. “Which really sucks, because you guys are really fun. I really had fun today, I hope we can at least enjoy our few weeks together over here or something.” She popped in another taffy in her mouth and smiled at the twins. Ford was finished with his taffies, using his finger to draw in the sand.

“Heh, yeah. This day got ten times better with the taffy, thanks Stan.”

“Dianne! Dianne?” An adult feminine voice called out from the boardwalk with a slight nervous appearance.

“Fiddlesticks, it’s my mom. I’ll be back whenever I can, you guys normally play here right?” Dianne asked while putting on her black shoes and standing up, wiping off the sand from her red dress.

“Yup!” Both of the twins gleefully shouted.

“Okay, coming mom!” Dianne quickly ran towards her direction. “Bye!” she shouted out in the distance.

The twins were left in a few seconds of silence before Stan looked at Ford with a cheeky grin. Ford looked over at Stan confused.

“What?”

“You totally like like her!”

“Ew, Stanley! I don’t even know her that much!” Ford playfully punches Stan’s arm, receiving one back but a little harder.

“Ow!” the sudden shout from Ford made the both of them silent, which slowly escalated to laughter in a matter of seconds. Both of the twins putted on their shoes and got up then headed towards home.

“I still think you like her-”

“Stan!”

[xerxestexastoast]

actual things I have said while playing Breath of the Wild

“we out here huntin’ guardians”

“Leave me alone, it’s 3 AM”

“Are those aviator sunglasses?”

“I gotta deal with Sans right here”

“I feel like fuckin’ Mario”

“Guess I’ll die”

“How, how the fuck do I get back up the trunk?”

“Please don’t give me another damn weapon...”

“Over here, you big dumbass.”

“Who’s burping out enemies over there?”

“Hey, fucker.”

“That horse is blue! I want it!”

“Ooh, shrine! Ooh, another shrine! Ooh, another one!”

“Now let’s see if we can grab the attention of Terminator McGee over here”

“TIME TO LEAVE”

“is that a white lynel”

“stealthy... like a ninja...”

“eapples”

“wait, snails are seafood?”

“gears. I need gears.”

“rice, butter, salt, crab, rice, butter, salt, crab... no rice.”

“hehehe blupee”

“Can I climb your face?”

“EEEUUUUGH IT’S GROSS! I DON’T LIKE THAT”

“don’t mind me I’m just gonna eat your children”

“Thanks, Daruk.”

[camaraderiegems]

SS7 IN SINGAPORE live updates

> Everyone is seated / in their places & the concert will begin momentarily. > They’re out with “Black Suit”  > “Mamacita” > “Scene Stealer” > [OPENING MENT] Leeteuk: It’s been a long time since we met~ Donghae: Are u guys having fun? It’s been a while since I saw you guys. Two years? I miss you so much. Today I’ll do my best for you guys. Because we just got one day. I love you so much (In English) Shindong: Hello Singapore. How have you guys been? I miss you so much. You guys know I love u all right? Siwon: It’s been a long time. Thank you so much for your support. Thank you for coming today and hope you guys enjoy. (In English)  Yesung: Are you guys doing well? You guys are prettier. Let’s have fun and create good memories together! Eunhyuk: Hello guys. Long time no see lah. You guys miss me lah. You don’t know how much I love you.  {HAAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IS WITH THE EXCESSIVE LAHS} Heechul mentioned they ate pepper & chilli crab. ~ Heechul liked the black pepper crab and Eunhyuk liked the chili one :> Eunhyuk proceeded to do a crab dance. Heechul got everyone to chant with him “I love you Kim HeeChul!!” and fans continue with “Milky white Kim Hee Chul!!” He’s impressed and says the fans’ Korean have improved so much! (x) (An EXO-L went to pick up her Eℓyxion tickets from the stadium and she said the screams for SJ are insane! She could hear them all the way from outside ^_^) Leeteuk said he wants everyone to be perspiring so much at the end of the concert. That’s the level of fun he wants everyone to have! > They danced till their shirts were soaked in perspiration while performing “Shirt” > “Girlfriend” & “This Is Love”  > Super Junior + Doors = “Too Late” > Special blindfold performance of “It’s You” (x) > Pearl Sapphire Blue Ocean lighting up with “One More Chance” (x) > ELFS held up “I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EACH DAY” banners as the boys sang “Memories” > Power Rangers cuties (x)  > “Rokkugo” with PR (x) > Heartbreaking scenes from Donghae’s VCR Heechul: I visited Singapore for photo shoot. Singapore is a great country to visit. The scenery is nice and a lot of places of interest. Singapore is the first country I visited after the army. {LEE HYUKJAE can’t stop talking about black pepper and chili crab omg LOL} Leeteuk asked if there are any teenagers in the audience and some raised their hands & Shindong shouted “LIARS” haahahahahaha > “Too Many Beautiful Girls”.... & running to all the ends of the stages to serenade their fans (x) (x) > “Magic” (x) Leeteuk running to every single corner to wave at all the ELFs {True Angel YES} > DJ Siwon in the house ^^ {Like a disco LOL} > “Super Duper” > “Sorry Sorry” > Heechul’s drum solo > “Mr Simple” & “Bonamana” (x) > Letter reading!~ > “I do” & “Shining Star” Shindong: Thank you, Singapore. I love you forever! Siwon: We will always love you. Donghae: We will be together forever right. (In Mandarin) Heechul: I love chilli crab. I love pepper crab. I love Singapore! Yesung: I miss you. THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU! SINGAPORE! THANK YOU SO MUCH! (Shouting) Leeteuk: My princess, did you enjoy the concert? We will always love you. I love you. Eunhyuk: You guys have always been with us for so long. We promise there will be more days together. Thank you lah. {LOL} > “Devil” & “Spin Up!” [Thoughts of coming back to Singapore] Shindong: I am feeling good. Singapore is the best. Donghae: I am fish. U are princess. I am feeling so happy to meet everyone again. We will make more chances to create more shows. Yesung: I want to change my image to speak more English. Donghae: My dear babies. I'm really thankful for all your love. I am very touched and thank you so much. We will be together forever right? (In Mandarin) Yesung: Since we are representing Korea. I feel like I should speak Korean. I shall speak Korean now. Is it enjoyable tonight? Is it really enjoyable? Shall we come back again and will you welcome us warmly again? Siwon: Really thank you for everything. See you very soon. (Switches to Mandarin) I love you Heechul did "Saranghaeyo Kim Heechul" again. Heechul: I look forward to a trip with the members. I wish to visit each country for sightseeing. (Switches to Mandarin) Thank you. I am very happy today. > “Miracle” (Last song) Leeteuk: My members are in a mess so let me apologize. Please turn off Yesung’s mic. Even though this is Singapore but there’s many countries here. {DFJADHFADKJAHFA BELIEVE ME WE KNOW Y’ALL A MESS HEHEHE}   (cont.) Many princesses from all over world gathered here today. We will meet Thai princesses tomorrow. We do not have many songs left. Was it fun (so far)? Please be happy and healthy till we are back. Whether you are going through hardships or feeling sad. Please remember today. (x) (x)

[aoabmur65]

Blue Crab. Wen, blue crab ti nagammatan ta isu ti kaalistoan a maluto ngem diak gamden ti agsida uray pay no ipaypayapayna ti nakapulpula a bagasna.

Ay, saan! Saannak a sulisogen ta ammok a sikat' maysa a mangpikar panag-goutko isu nga anusak laengen ti agkidem no agisakmol dagiti kabbalayko. Kukuada lang, piman. Hehehe!

Ngem no kayatyo ti makitomal, 'maykayon karruba!

[wwwmangantayonkarruba.blogspot.com]

[mylovedouglas]

27/10/19

today hehehe wake up at 4:45 lor yah wash up hmm i don uds if they wanna use toilet why don wan wake up early when i wake up tt wanna use hmmm kns lah any way yah take some pic and head for breakfast hahaha tt to the sky mirror is so cool man an island in the middle of sea only get to see it when low tide is so cool man alot of the small shell crab and many more hahaha yah i scare to step on them sia hmmm so cool lah hahaha tt we when to eat night time wanna go see the blue beach but rain cannot go so sad man yah hmmm so we end up nv go when back room to rest yah 2nd day of holiday

[beefstew252]

30 Questions Tag!!!

i was tagged by @officialrogerdaltrey​ aka MY MOM NICE GUY (F)REDDY thx luv u george

nicknames: Sofie, Sofie Dofie, Sof- fresh, Olaf, Coneybear, lean mean green ogre thats right i am shrek, and dont forget good ol softpants

gender: MY SUN EYED GIRRRLLL EYYYYYYY MY SUN EYED GIRIRIRIRLL

star sign: cancer-- yup imma crab-- also v annoying soz

height: smol

time: 7:49 pm

birthday: JULY 10th BBBYYY

favorite bands: all of the bandz (i like the whom, the beetles, the cured, U3, the smithereens (or smithhhs), DePeCheee modulate, etc the list kinda goes on forever??)

favorite solo artist: Most of them???? (i mean my bby daveed bowie, ummm billy joelly, bob dylann, UMM Sinead o BBY??, also im basically bffs with beck soooooo)

song stuck in your head: ??? Spanish Bombs by the Clash (thx for that @officialrogerdaltrey)

last movie you watched: I think pretty in pink cuz i recorded it and my fam was gonna delete it so i watched it like 5 times

last show you watched: The goldbergs with the fam (also TWIN PEAKS)

when did you create this blog: wheeeeeoooooowwww idk this particular one is from probs february 2015

when do you post: Before the sleepy times

last thing i googled: literally “Rocket science??? can i do dat??” it was a late night tbh

do you have any other blogs: yo i used to have three then i deleted the other ones cuz they were horrible and embarrassing as heck

do you get any asks: Nonitynonitynonityno

why did you choose your url: UMMusername beefstew password is not stroganoff???? the best?????? 

following: 524

followerz: 91 hahahaahHHAHAH im not popular HEHEH

favorite colors: YeLLoW, greeny mint (more green this time), ummmm maroon, and in particular the color of the periwinkle crayola crayon

avg hours of sleep: nope (probs like 5 awwww) also sometimes less im BAD

lucky number: 10 BBYYYYYY 

instruments: Imma pianist and a flutist and WANT TO PLAY GUITAR AND UKE BUT MY MOM SAYS NO???

what i am wearing: fuzzy harry potter pj pants and a hamilton sweatshirt

how many blankets i sleep with: uMMM 1 my comforter and maybe my fuzzy nice one on only the oldest nightssss

dream job: HAHAHA, famous old timey actress, rocket scientist?????, artist??????, astronaut but no but also yea??, mmmmmmm anything else fun tbh

dream trip: OOH italy my home, and mayyyybbbeeee london for the accents, ALSO MY HOMEGRILL NYC I MISS IT BBY, alaska?? greenland/ iceland???, maybe even barcelona

favorite food: UMM potatoes no hesitation.... they are so versatile?? and mashed potaters r the best?? also potato pizza? SMILEY FRIES??? also every single dessert ever

nationality: americano (also italian and chaldean lolololololololololol)

favorite song right now: UMM not fair?? ive been listening to girl by beck a LOT? also there she goes by the La’s? also Kangaroo by this mortal coil? umm also Mr. Blue by yaz is a bop??? also pictures of u by my bbys the cure!?? so many more tbh but im tired soooo

If ya made it this far gracias for listening!!!!! 

i tag ron swanson and my bby coop

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Tag Meme

i was tagged by @rizsa​ -- Thank you! :D

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people.

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Diet Dr. Pepepr 2. Phone call: My mom 3. Text message: a rp reply from my irl best friend heh 4. Song you listened to: Believer by Imagine Dragons 5. Time you cried: Mmm like 3 days ago?

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Never kissed anyone 8. Been cheated on: Nope 9. Lost someone special: Yes 10. Been depressed: Hah when have I not tho 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12. Pastel Pink 13. Gray 14. Pastel Blue 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yep! Mostly online ones 16. Fallen out of love: Nope 17. Laughed until you cried: God yes 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep 19. Met someone who changed you: Yes 20. Found out who your friends are: Ha yep 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nooo

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Like 98% of em 23. Do you have any pets: Yep, 27 I think (13 are chickens) 24. Do you want to change your name: Nope 25. What did you do for your last birthday: I had Joe’s Crab Shack with my aunt and sushi and ramen at my favorite restaurant with my mom (both of those are my favorite places to eat haha, the latter is family owned by some really nice people) 26. What time did you wake up: lmao um. like 1 pm but thats bc i only got to sleep at like 8 am (I had a bad headache and my blood sugar was kind of scaring me so I was monitoring it) 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Drawing and talking with Parisa 28. Name something you can’t wait for: Anime Fest AND ALL THE FULLMETAL FIGURES I WANT TO COME OUT 29. When was the last time you saw your mum: like 30 minutes ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: I wish I wasn’t diabetc.. 31. What are you listening right now: Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Mhm thats our neighbor’s name 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Nothing really atm

LOST QUESTIONS. 35. Mole/s: A few 36. Mark/s: Like scars?? yeah a lot but they’re small 37. Childhood dream: Be a paleontologist 38. Hair Colour: Blonde but currently a really faded pink 39. Long or short hair: Longer but not super long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: right now? Not rn 41. What do you like about yourself: I can kinda draw 42. Piercings: None 43. Blood type: uhhhh fuck haha I SHOULD KNOW SHOULDNT I 44. Nickname: really just Dyl 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Pisces 47. Pronouns: She/her 48. Favorite TV Show: Always gonna be FMA:Brotherhood 49. Tattoos: I want a lot haha;; the main one i want is my favorite dinosaur with a lot of meaning behind it and I want the fma pocketwatch with dont forget 3.Oct.11 for a personal reason besides me just liking fullmetal haha 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: Uhh not other than dental? I’ve had a picc line put in when I’ve been in the hospital but nothing major other than that 52. Hair dyed in different color: I need to redo the pink;;; 53. Sport: Lmao I’ve never played any sports :^) 55. Vacation: Japan, Wales, Germany, or Italy (again) 56. Pair of trainers: ... what

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating Currently: Nothing 58. Drinking currently: Diet Dr. Pepper 59. I’m about to: Draw 61. Waiting for: ... just Anime Fest ha 62. Want to: Save money for said convention and work on the next TNT chapter 63. Get married: I’d like to 64. Career: Teach art or ultimately be a character/creature artist for a game company!

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: Taller 68. Older or younger: A little older, I’ve just always gotten along better with people older than me 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms 71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive 72. Hook up or relationship: Definitely, absolutely, relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Eh... Both in moderation

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: No 75. Drank hard liquor: No 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No 77. Turned someone down: Yes 78. Sex in the first date: Lol nope and I would never. Demi as fuuuucc 79. Broken someone’s heart: I doubt it 80. Had your heart broken: Not that I can remember 81. Been arrested: Lmao nope I’ve got too much anxiety to do stuff that would warrant getting arrested HAHA 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: Nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: ehhhh 85. Miracles: Yes 86. Love at first sight: Attraction and interest but not necessarily love 87. Santa Claus: nope sorry bruh 88. Kiss in the first date: I dunno? 89. Angels: Mhm

OTHER: 90. Current best friends’ names: I literally consider so many people best friends in different aspects but Beck is the friend I mentioned rping with earlier hehehe we’ve been best friends for like,,, 11 years now?? 91. Eye color: Blue 92. Favorite movie: uhhh fuck. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, LOTR: Return of the King, Disney’s Tarzan, and the Prince of Egypt. 

*tags people* :’)