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scalpho · 9 months

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man it sucks that ragh's off at college because that means the aguefort academy's now in a buff queer kid drought and- BY GOD IT'S JUNIOR YEAR KRISTEN APPLEBEES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

#drew her super quick because i. love her forever and ever #it's a damn good day to be a lesbian #kristen applebees #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #scal art

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fraternum-momentum · 5 months

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WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

#ok yeah not the best news to suddenly reappear on after almost a month of radio silence #but a shit ton has been happening lately its fucking wild #i had to call the ambulance for my mom :[ DW she's ok !!! just some stomach problems #i went to the club the like last last week ish ?? it was.. okay i wish my friends werent super self concious #abt dancing bc damn it was kinda boring.... almost just stood there for 5 ish hours #got plastered the other day at a friends house too #and we stayed up and watched the whole entire cars franchise and this is probably my biggest hear me out yet...#lightning mcqueen.#LIKE NOT THE FUCKING CAR OK LIKE IF HE WERE A REAL GUY HE WOULD B HOT #......yes its owen wilsons voice yeah ok i get it yeah. shut. shut it. SHUT UP.#anyway cars 1 is a classic a masterpiece muah muah cars 2 is abysmal and cars 3 is pretty good #ALSO I MISSED LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK I AM DEVASTATED WHAT DO I DO I FAILED YOU LESBIANS IM SO SORRY........#the karmic debt from me missing it will curse me somehow..........#anyway yeah we r getting evicted i think idk so were apartment hunting and its so difficult everything is so expensive :']]]]#landlords r actually the spawn of satan #thats it for the update ill doodle smthn maybe i dunno zzzz #frambling...?

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thefourfan · 10 months

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So I watched all the Murder Drones episodes out so far and I've come to a conclusion

I'm a certified Nuzi shipper, and half of that is because I think they're cute. The other half? Pure spite. Pure spite towards this one particular person online that I only vaguely remember who misguided me under the impression that they were implied siblings so I thought it was a proship because I hadn't seen the series and didn't know any better. Whoever you are, you lied to me and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides 😘😍🥰❤️💞💘💝💖💗💓💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍

#murder drones #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #n murder drones #n x uzi #nuzi #fuck that person #Oh god this is Lightbrush the third isn't it #damn it #I'm sobbing I thought I stopped being a huge shipper after early 2022 what happened #Circus lesbians and malewife x girlboss robots happened that's what #There'll never be a full on Lightbrush though #Half of my blog used to be dedicated to it I'm not exaggerating #Anyways thank you for listening to my Ted talk #have a good day #or night #or evening #or dawn

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celebrate-lesbianism · 10 months

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When I dressed feminine, I got teased for my height, but it was never mean spirited. Since finding myself and embracing the masculine style I've always wanted, I get made fun of for being short. People say things to me or people like me with the intention of putting us down and making us feel bad about ourselves.

Stop acting like butch and masc women under 5'10 are weird and ugly! The average height for women is literally 5'4, and it's perfectly normal to be shorter than that. We look good af.

#I can't take it anymore ya'll a 5'4 woman is not a short king she is AVERAGE #stop comparing lesbians to men challenge #rant #lesbian #butch lesbian #masc lesbian #lesbian problems #mine #I see this on Tik Tok every damn day and I hope you realize how damaging this is especially to younger lesbians developing a sense of self #Seeing this come from other lesbians is also whack #It feels like the most socially acceptable way to bully gender non-conforming lesbians #it's already hard enough to feel good about yourself as a gnc lesbian in this world

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switchytransboy · 1 month

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all i can think about rn is being tickled by a really pretty femme girl 🥺😭 girls are just…yes.

#i love girls #and they make such good lers like damn #throwback to my lesbian days when i legit had a few girls engage in tickles with me #now as a trans man i just wanna be a girls cute lil tickle boytoy 🥺🥲#anyWAY

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beanghostprincess · 2 months

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I think the issue is also it’s shuggy which has so little content here. And their similarities are just they knew each other. Which is half of the shanks ships, because we don’t know nothing about shanks and his relationships other than “they knew each other. Shanks like character X”

It’s just weird. If it was different ship I could read and understand but it’s just weird to put so much weight from WLW ship into bland ass MLM one.

Have you even read the manga anon ??? I believe they do... Have... Some story.... Going on... Besides knowing each other...

Was this casual.... Was this shallow... "bland ass ship" I get that you don't like it, but to say that it has no content? Really? That's just wrong. And to say Shanks is a bland character was a thing we used to say when we didn't have... These things right here. Like I'm kinda tired of people claiming to understand Shanks and Buggy's characters when they don't even know how to read them.

I get that Rhaenicent does get more attention in their show because hotd basically focuses more on them, but to deny Shuggy has content is just straight-up erasing character depth from them. And I understand where you're coming from, I truly do. But I don't think this is a case of erasing rep or claiming one's deeper than the other or "comparing ships" (when I have only found similarities in the way they act and their dynamic. Not even in a social sense in the fandom, but only within the shows). Especially since both are from totally different fandoms and do not have the same public at all. I could go on and on about how stupid it is to complain about this when I have not done anything harmful to any ship here and you are the one who has come into my inbox complaining about it.

Please, take this answer as my last reply because the next time you send hate to this inbox I'll block you myself. I just want to have a peaceful shipping experience here.

#also once again i understand your opinion bc i'm literally a lesbian and i fight tooth and nail for my wlw ships all the damn time #i'm literally a rhaenicent shipper too like i am crazy about them in my other social medias 😭#so have a good day and please don't send more hate to my inbox

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mossflower · 10 months

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loki season two has me screaming crying throwing up trying not to get dragged back into the mcu trenches

#i am stronger than this. i am better than this!!#by the trenches i mean consuming fanfiction at an unhealthy rate. fourteen year old me was insane i think i was on ao3 more than i slept #that’s not exaggeration. i was getting four hours of sleep on school nights and frequently went to bed at 5am on weekends #it is ONE good story. one. literally not worth it. i don’t even care about ninety percent of the mcu characters #i will ignore the little voice in my head reminding of the sheer amount of fanfiction. this was my pre-tumblr days #so my fandom interaction was like. youtube and ao3. maybe instagram posts sometimes. it was so much fun like. zero drama zero discourse #i was honestly living my best life. got less interested when i joined tumblr and went full doctor who mode #and after endgame i watched i think wandavision and loki and that was it. just didnt care anymore lol #i know exactly why this is happening tho. currently the thing i am insane about is my own damn project. which i am in the process of writin #for obvious reasons no fandom there. bc it lives in my mind twenty four fucking seven #i do wonder if i’m kind of growing away from fandom anyway? the closest i’ve got since toh ended was homestuck tbh #i want to feel obsessed with something again!! everything i’m into now - tma tlt and the like - i love them #but it doesnt hit like it used to. i don’t know it’s hard to explain #like video essays that i would have loved a few years ago!! the hour long ones about representation and queer media #they just irritate me now! i got halfway through one last week and had to bail i just could not care less #how did 2020 social media have me convinced that x character being gay was super important politically economically socially etc #ofc the answer is that i was a baby lesbian getting even less social interaction than normal #like representation is important obviously but also. sometimes it was not that deep #i don’t know if i’m making sense tbh but you get my drift #morganposting

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n--n · 5 months

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Thinkin’ abt that hs god au I reblogged and reflecting on the epilogues again I’m just like wow. That really was a shitshow from all angles wasn’t it. Hussie really wrote all of that absolute garbage and a bunch of innocent writers got so much shit for Hussie’s bad writing huh.

AND Hussie didn’t reveal to the fanbase they’d stepped away from it until Viz made a statement like. This guy has never not handled things poorly.

#they were good writers too I followed pesterquest/friendsim for a while but damn there is just no salvaging the direction Hussie went in #I like the omega kids but they’re so mired in the Hussie Writing Shit they’re unsalvageable to me #Incredibly sad that it killed my interest in homestuck for years that’s how bad it was #what the fuck is a Yiffany that’s no better than Vivzie naming her lesbian character Vaggie #It also just doesn’t sound good to the ears at all why curse a main character with that name just to hammer home their reality is unraveling #I’ve moved on from hs I guess but it will always live in my brain to some degree some hyper fixations die hard #hs critical #I guess? back in the day no one tagged hs crit shit it was all on the forums #man I feel old now

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observethewalrus · 8 months

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whyyyyyyy do I associate my hair so closely with my gender presentation, brain please just let me cut it ffs

#I’ve wanted beautiful long hair all my life except it’s never looked like I wanted it to #it’s thinning at the top and keeping it long isn’t helping #I don’t do anything with it it’s just hanging there #and I’ll look up shorter hairstyles and spend hours looking up queer hair salons #and trying to muster the courage to just make the damn appointment #and then later I’ll chicken out and want to keep it long because it’s so ingrained in me that it’s more feminine #and fuck knows I don’t look or feel feminine enough even on a good day #also hate how every time I see ’we love gender affirming cuts’ on a salon’s website #but all their customer photos are either buzzcuts or that one lesbian ‘shag’ look and nothing else #those are great but I don’t want either of those #can’t gender affirming cuts be for longer styles too please #uuuugh #this is so stupid I so absurdly sensitive about my hair

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kiradical · 7 months

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#sometimes people should just say they hate men and get on with their day #good lord #I’m so tired of double standards that only end up hurting EVERYONE rather than protecting anyone #I get where this shit comes from but god damn y’all really need to take a step back and look at the nuance around certain shit #and also analyze and acknowledge your own biases #(and yes I’m including myself in that cuz I’m most certainly not perfect)#this shit is vague on purpose cuz I really don’t wanna argue with anyone #I’m just very frustrated #specifically I’m tired of being in a friend group of lesbian and nb folks who love to talk about how much they hate men #I’m the only person who likes men because I’m bisexual #and I get it. I get where it comes from.#but it doesn’t help anyone.#and folks love to say that certain behaviors are inappropriate across the board #but will ONLY call out men for it #never women or nb folk #a woman could exhibit literally the same behavior right in front of their face and suddenly they can’t see #and I hate it

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pepprs · 1 year

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prefacing this by saying im fine and its whatever and im mostly numb to it. but it kinda fucking sucks that being gaslit about my own sexuality leads to… doubting my own sexuality lol!

#purrs #just went to my first ever lavender graduation ceremony and had a convo w my dad after that touched on the EXACT horrors lol like i need to #learn to not bring this shit up around my parents bc they’re just gonna say the same things. and also it doesn’t matter bc idc about labels #and (to quote ricky) it’s a conversation not a constant. but like fucking hell. just bc ive never ‘’’’’’been with anybody’’’’’’ doesn’t #mean that i can’t know im not straight. the HORRIFIC psychic damage that did to me 5 years ago this month. the way i can’t think about #sexuality or being part of the lgbtq community since and like before then when that happened i thought i was a lesbian and was gonna try to #get involved with the school lgbtq student union . like it’s so ficking stupid and sad. and i can’t trust myself anymore i can’t tell if #anything ive ever felt for anyone is actually real bc according to my (straight and biphobic) parents ‘crushes don’t count’ and i haven’t #even had a crush in months anyway and yeah ive never ‘been with’ anybody. but like god damn. you DO NOT get to tell me i have to call myself #questioning. yeah im questioning but only i can call it that and only if i want to. i get to know me. i get to call me what i am. which also #means i get to work through the years of psychic damage this thread of conversation coming from my own parents has done to me #but i own that. i want to own that. ive had the feelings i have had. maybe they were wrong and misplaced and maybe there are other ways to #interpret them like me jus t having projection issues and whatever. but they were real to me and are real to me and shape how i show up #every single day. i get to know myself. i get to call myself what i am. even though you’re my parents you don’t get to tell me that. and you #should be sorry for how fucked in the head this has made me and how cut off i have become from other people who have felt what i have felt #and from the parts of myself that felt and hurt and loved. like lolllll. i was in a good mood and then that happened and now my heart hurts.#delete later #like i don’t talk abt this shit anymore for a reason 🤪✌️ i am not involved in lgbtq groups or communities online or offline for a reason 🤪✌️#and it’s yet another manifestation of impostor syndrome too like. ppl wonder why im like this…. there is a very good reason 💖

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the-girl-who-sold-the-wxrld · 2 years

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i wanted to post something funny or poetic to talk about my wonderful girlfriend and all the fun we had on this first Valentine's Day but i actually don't have words, i'm just a happy and cheesy lesbian right now

#and to think all of this started on a discord server for a ship #damn i feel so happy #i am late but happy Valentine's Day to everyone!#no matter if you are in a relationship or not or if you did something for Valentine's day or not i hope you had a good or normal day #maybe this post will be deleted tomorrow because i don't like talking about my life like that on tumblr #but i had to share my joy #i am just being an idiot in love now #a happy lesbian in love

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noburden · 2 years

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ULTRA RARE IMAGES OF LUCY DACUS !!!!!!! never been seen before because i took them . i miss ur wife so bad rn.

OH MY GOD ULTRA RARE !!!! SHES SO BEAUTIFUL

#i miss my wife too every time i remember that i’ve seen her in person im like damn… i was blessed by the lesbian god herself #she’s so gorg #and i love her band too #i’ve listened to emily i’m sorry about 3511344 timed since it came out and true blue 5432255 times #ur photography skills are top notch #also why do i feel like she was playing smth from historian during these pics … it’s the red lights #timefighter 💪💪#ok love you i’m going to sleep #hope u have a good weekend ANGEL #also i got my nails done today just like the picture you chose 😏 the stars are so cute #one is a little wonky but my nail guy tried the best he could and it adds character 🙏#ok seriously now love u goodnight #ask #betsy boop #tell me abt your day or week !! i will read in the morning

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gender-euphowrya · 3 months

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i hope everyone has a good day especially bi women

#y'all are getting put through fucking trenches for no god damn reason ilu bi women fuck the haters #i hope you stop being told your boyfriends are gross #i hope you stop being told getting married = ''having picked a side''#i hope you stop being told that your orientation is just some kind of stepping stone towards being a lesbian #i hope you stop being told you're just a straight person who wants attention #i hope you stop being told you have to prove you've had relationships with more than 1 gender to ''really count''#i hope you have a good day and get all the respect you deserve thank you bi women #bi men ilu too we deserve better too

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titus-androgynous-87 · 1 year

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My wife had a bad day at work, so I made her a fancy dinner

Sirloin filet grilled with a salt/pepper/French herb/garlic and onion crust, sprouts, and baked potato. And for dessert: honeycomb/vanilla ice cream (Van Leeuwen brand. Expensive but WORTH IT) topped with basil, mint blooms, and chamomile from our garden, and strawberries/blueberries marinated in lemon juice, lemon zest, sugar, and triple sec

Not pictured: me sabering open a bottle of cheap champagne with a $5 chef’s knife and then spending 15 minutes wandering around the yard looking for the cork/glass so the dog didn’t eat it or step on it

#it was all very very good #but true to form I made entirely too much #we also had a campfire #and it was the perfect weather for it #we had a nice talk about our day #and it was nice to spend some quiet time together #we also tried to take a drink for every time a bug died in the zapper #but we gave up after a single glass of wine #because god fucking damn are there a lot of bugs in our backyard #lesbian #butch #nonbinary #nonbinary lesbian #happy goblin

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honoviadakai · 7 months

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Badly summarizing Hazbin Hotel songs: season 1

Happy Day In Hell:

Local nepo baby is very optimistic for someone who was born and raised in hell but damn it if you don’t find it a little endearing.

Hell Is Forever:

Your gut feeling about the pastor’s son was correct and he is indeed an annoying prick who likes to act God’s always got his back.

Stayed Gone:

Demon Jeff Bezos finds out his Ex is in town, isn’t happy about it and tries to slander the man only for his ex to immediately clap back and serve everyone some piping hot tea.

It Starts With Sorry:

Some of ya’ll are way too forgiving and it really shows…you’re lucky you dorks are adorable.

Respectless:

A 4’11 Millennial bitch serves absolute ✨CUNT✨ at a meeting she didn’t want to attend, local MILF is not amused.

Whatever It Takes:

A MILF and a lesbian sing about how they’d willingly die for the ones they love. It’s sweet but deeply concerning.

Poison:

Local twink took “conceal, don’t feel” way too seriously and now you’ll never be ok again. Have fun in therapy.

Loser Baby:

A DILF and a twink sing about how they’re the biggest losers in hell and it’s the sweetest fucking thing you’ll ever see in your god damn life.

Hell’s Greatest Dad:

2 grown ass men fight for custody over a grown ass woman.

More Than Anything:

The literal king of hell loves his child more than your father will ever love you and you just gotta live with that.

Welcome To Heaven:

The polite Christians are trying to convert you, but they’re really good at show tunes so I ain’t even mad.

You Didn’t Know:

Vindication for everyone who’s the black sheep of their family and now have religious trauma.

Out For Love:

Local MILF hypes up her newly adopted lesbian daughter by telling her love is the ultimate murder weapon.

Ready For This:

Local nepo baby discovers that the fastest way to get cannibals to fight for you is through show tunes and the promise of flesh.

More Than Anything (Reprise):

No, the two leading females are not “just really close friends.” You were told well before this moment.

Finale:

While the main cast is having a Bob the builder moment, 3 local bastards are promising to fuck shit up next season and the person you least expected is having a mental breakdown in the break room.

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