#it's not even that funny

[tearsonmarz]

Grian needs to stop quoting "I miss you" by Blink 182. I hear it all the time in head and I'll start bursting out laughing

[snoos-tattoos]

The fact that this is a real, unedited screenshot....

From: [XH's Rock The World] Ep.2 (18:51)

[byanyan]

byan climbing in through your window, holding out their phone like "dude check out this funny tiktok"

[bunnygirl678]

I counted and I have 51 open fics omgwhatiswrongwithmejustfinishshitbunny

anyway i opened one and was greeted with quite possibly the funniest line i've ever had Green utter,

“This is a picnic Red, not a tailgate, I did not bring beer.”

[lavenderchameleon]

The new episode was so good and like emotional and stuff but I literally can't get "it started out with a piss how'd it end up like this" out of my head

[microwave-core]

I don't know if you're still open with request, and if you're willing to write something like this, but asking doesn't cost anything....

So may I ask a very angsty, reader x cynthia x diantha (or if you're uncomfortable just one of them), where reader is dying after some legendary pokemon&evil teams battle and well, there's no miraculous saving this time and are just their last moments together..?

(sorry I was in the mood)

Ooo how very angsty of you anon. I don't really write poly ships (nothing against them or anything it's just not my thing), so I think I'll go with Diantha since I haven't written anything for her, and also because I have, um, ideas, don't worry about that.

I need to get through my carmine post first because that's been on the backburner for a while, so I'll get to it in due time, just don't let me forget.

Oh, and if you see this anon, did you want fem or gn for dying reader?

[kissing-during-armageddom]

I'm about to start calling Oj Haywood Otis in my posts just to stop the stupid :

"teehee i thought you were talking about oj Simpson and I was confused for a moment" jokes

[lilac-lemonade]

"I'm such a tweedle liability" is actually hysterical and I'm losing my mind over it lmao

[jays-spins]

tales from the smp: the disappearance of hatsune miku

[lizzardtown]

Die hard 2: too die too hard

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[cemeterything]

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

[meanbossart]

(proceeds to fix him)