#it's sexy and very cool actually

[personal-ly]

My journey with soap2day ended before it could even begin. I was planning to catch up on my missed shows and movies this month.

Please don't post your pirating ventures on social media. We need to have some book like piracy 101 for all the new pirates out there

[wasyago]

i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

[most-normal-eccles-cake-ignorer]

time // place // frame 421 // original // title

made a little collage for my frame from @gowhilewedance

[gen-is-gone]

Ye gods, the continued existence of billford antis in 2024 is so genuinely funny that I can't even be annoyed at them. Like, tri-sexuality won, babes. RIP to y'all tho, must be sad to hate fun so much.

[heros-shade-fanclub]

💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌 <3 pea

hello sweetums. my favorite thing about you is actually just your puppydog sorry. yeah I only followed you for molly. show me her now 🫵🫵🫵

[loverboybrightsideghost]

sam reid's voice is just fucking insane. i haven't heard him sing i don't know if he sings but if he does i will be dead immediately upon the first note. it's also incredibly perfect for lestat. like. the fuck.

[catilinas]

what is the situation with spoken latin?

spoken latin is like. the demographic of people who go to the spoken latin group is already an experience. imagine you are the only person in the room whose name doesn’t already work in latin and gendered latin pronouns make you have a crisis every week, and also there are christians (the threatening type), and the christians have brought very large dictionaries, and you are playing the ‘explain this latin word in latin using other words only’ game but the word the christians have chosen is ‘macula’ (stain) (this has religious significance apparently) and it is not a word that you know and they’re like (in latin) why have you not read bede’s ecclesiastical history. we should go on a pilgrimage to visit bede’s grave. and then you do end up becoming good friends with the Other people in the spoken latin group, outside of the group also, but the vibe In the group is consistently Very Strange. and then there’s a whole additional situation where the main guy graduates and the two secondary guys decide to co-run it the next year and so go on a latin speaking retreat in a monastery together and then when you (who did not go to the monastery) get back to uni the next year one of them has decided to do a coup and also starts wearing an ominous academic gown at every meeting (‘mox doctor creandus sum’) and just being generally a dick (worst opinions on war poetry i’ve ever heard, expressed in latin). and the texts are also deeply boring (it is bede’s ecclesiastical history). so you and the people who also do not like the vibe decide to Schism and start your own latin speaking thing and then one week after the schism you encounter The Coup Guy in the latin texts section of the bookshop (you recognise him by his bald spot) and you’re like ah fuck. but he doesn’t see you (phew) but you want to buy a book which involves Speaking Audibly (bad) and then you realise oh this is fine actually because this guy has only ever heard my voice speaking latin. and it is in fact fine! and then two weeks after the schism your group ends up never meeting again because there is a pandemic

[1roentgen]

hmmmmmmm

[girlscience]

I hate getting into something that has a canon(ish) sapphic couple, but I only end up caring about one of the two women 😭😭😭

[reanimatestar]

cringe ass hero <3

[image description: digital illustrations of the artist's original project. the first is an illustration featuring the protagonist, a brown man with brown eyes and wavy black hair styled in a mullet. he wears a white shirt with a standing collar and long sleeves, and a teal sash with teal fabric pleated and wrapped around his waist. he stands against a red background, holding a wave-bladed sword with one hand on the hilt and the other on the blade. a white circle is behind him and white text in all caps below him reads: "divine parasites".

the following illustrations are a black and white comic, featuring the protagonist and a deity. the deity is an east asian man with long dark wavy hair in a ponytail and a white halo, wearing similar clothes to the protagonist. the protagonist screams, "We’re nothing more than vultures... picking clean the bones of this world!" a beat passes between them, with the protagonist tense with anger as the deity looks down on him. the deity sighs, "Are you quite done with this tantrum of yours? Do you think you’re the only one with regrets? Do you think you’re the only one to suffer? We cannot afford to waver now. Now, come." he turns. "There’s more work to be done." the protagonist looks at him, fists clenched in anger. /end description]

[acidbathpuppy]

Sometimes I think BDSM is just a costume to some ppl on here

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Good morning I had a dream that for some reason, Fazbear decided to give Roxy therapy. She never spoke during their sessions except to insult the therapist, but the therapist felt like they were finally making progress when shit happened and Roxy shut down all conversation. What happened? I think it was the team going and dying to the Mimic but it could have been something else it was only mentioned after a time skip.

Weirdly though, the therapist assumed she'd gone silent again because of an altercation with Freddy. So they called Freddy and Monty in (maybe Chica too) and tried to convince Freddy to stick around for a session with Roxy who isn't there at the moment. Freddy was just pissed off that he's being expected to apologise for shit he hasn't done and Monty was there trying to convince him that it's not that bad what's his problem man

EXCEPT Roxy has left. She fucked off. Left the Plex and is now wandering the outside world. The others are in a panic looking for her, and find her standing outside of a hospital. I think it was a children's one specifically but I don't remember. She'd been entertaining a lil bit but she's just kinda silently stood there with a blanket around her and a hot chocolate looking at it. For some reason when they're trying to talk to her, Chica says she knows why she came here and it's because she thinks she's better off dead, which is when my brain quickly adds a morgue to this location lmao anyway

Roxy leaves them again cause she doesn't want to talk. She explores on her own, finding Foxy, an old friend presumably from the last times she's snuck out. She cries, happy to see him and he tells her everything is gonna be okay while he hugs her, then takes her back to this tall tree building. She asks to stay with him and he's hesitant cause where he lives is some kind of... I guess a strip club? Kind of? Wasn't graphic or anything but my brain supplied that sex happens there and that's why she wouldn't want to stay. Vaguely saw poles for dancers but it's literally inside a cool tree thing so it was super out of place. Also Tails from Sonic is there with Balloon Boy. This place has the aesthetic of a rainforest cafe btw.

They go up onto the roof where some turtle looking guy that's really long acts as the spiral staircase or slide I guess for the building is talking to them. They ask if she wants to hang out and ride the stair/slide thing down to the ground floor and she cries cause she doesn't want to stay here. The turtle also gets sad cause he likes when they play on the slide that makes up it's body I guess.

The manager joins them and is talking like she's going to stay, goes to grab her tail I think and she fuckin' bails. Foxy goes with her, but a clay looking Bonnie (like from the JRs games but a bit bigger than Foxy) chases after them. Foxy isn't sure he wants to leave his friends but does in order to protect Roxy, and leads Bonnie away from her.

He leads him into a small, cluttered, basement storage place that's kind of like a cavern, with a chain link fence blocking off an underground river with giant, plush Bonnie's that are groaning as if they're alive and all look dead on the rocks. Bonnie catches him but is like. On the floor or something in an almost Family Guy deathpose way for some reason and Foxy convinces him to let go so he can leave. He runs after Roxy, feeling guilty for what he's done and what he's leaving behind and catches up to her with Balloon Boy here now I guess. Roxy cries again for some reason and then I woke up

The Plex she left also didn't look like the Plex at all btw. I switched between Roxy's POV, a third person POV while Freddy and Monty were with the therapist, back to Roxy's POV and then Foxy's when he lures Bonnie away. I don't remember all the reasons Roxy was crying, I think she was internally wanting to go home but just not saying it but then just never went home. And Freddy was comically angry for some reason???

Oh and Roxy was swapped for Blaze the Cat for a bit of the conversation with the club manager, but then was swapped back to Roxy again after. I think this was third person POV and the manager pinched her leg? And it kicked off from there? I said grabbing her tail cause he might have been but I don't remember. Aside from that one action, he was a decent sounding guy though. Then he just did that and I lost all care for him lmao

Anyway. That was fun. A wild situation!

[fischlcatgirl]

okay so fun fact: of the genshin characters currently playable, 26 of them use the short female model. and do you want to know the second most used model? its the short male model with. 16 playable characters. the short female model has at least TEN more characters than any other, with 14 more than both the tall female and tall male character models and 19 more than the female child/very short woman character model. which. hm. just something to think on ig

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

I mean, arguably IRL I also have a very specific type of man I'm into.

"How's Karate Boyfriend?"

Oh, Kyokushin Husband is doing great. Carries our 70 pound dog up and down the stairs several times a day. Doing well professionally and writing a new novel, all of which is irrelevant to his true stated goal of throwing ten thousand punches next year. Like, ten thousand strictly additional punches. Training, sparring, funsies etc don't count. Just a bonus ten thousand punches. You know. As one does.

[deus-and-the-machina]

ngl the worst thing about the xenoblade fandom (which I think is the root cause of a lot of other issues) is that it’s mostly on twitter. I have to subject myself to twitter for any real consistent fan talk or content. legit there's always some new stupid topic of argument ive noticed in the past few weeks on there and its all very silly and frustrating and what im saying is everyone should move to Tumblr. please. for me.