#its due it two hours

[crnl-chicken-tots]

As someone who works in the optical industry you'd think I'd draw glasses better. guess not

He's got a point though, who could not stare at Hugh Jackman's jugs?

[jiaxxnscribbles]

i just remembered that i can in fact post Old Art so here is an album cover project from last semester

Details below!

This was the second project of my Illustration Intensive I class last semester, and we had to either design or redesign an album cover, so I chose The Mechanisms

During the project I took a 4-hour detour trying to translate the Red Signal chant into norse runes, aka I threw it through a translator and tried (emphasis on tried) via wikipedia to fix any Weirdness despite knowing next to nothing about runes so its probably. Incredibly wrong lol

[saltynsassy31]

Frye Fest - Final Countdown

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🍚Team Rice🍚

Splatfest 10-08-2024

[Master Post - coming soon]

[goblin-moment]

early seasons macdennis : Dennis is deeply insecure and Mac thinks he's possibly one of the best things to happen to him, and as much as Dennis doesn't want to admit it he relies on Mac and care for him deeply also. They may have their miscommunications at times and both of them aren't good people but they have each other in the end

Modern macdennis : Dennis is a deeply insecure man who has only spiraled as he has gone into his middle age, he still tries to bang young women just so he can say he did it and is deeply afraid of being known and showing any sort of vulnerability. He has been stuck in the same friend group since high school and has lived with the same man for close to 20 causing him to resent them all deeply cause if it were up to him he would have dropped them all (he's had multiple chances to leave but in the end he always came back to them). Time should never run out for him, he should be the exception to it all. Mac is practically in love with Dennis and has been for a long time and he's not completely sure how to express his feelings or if he even should. Mac lacks a filter causing him to overstep Dennis's boundaries on the regular in the hopes that if he pushes hard enough something will click and be the thing Dennis needs and Dennis will run into his arms. This in turn has led Dennis to resent Mac the most out of their friend group causing years of verbal abuse (and scratching), only recently has it seemed like they are best friends of 20+ years. These are two awful people who have done awful things, where in the end the question is 'who else?' They aren't necessarily each other's last options, but who in their right mind would want to live with Dennis? and who in their right mind would want to live with Mac?

[foxgirltail]

They should invent a shower that besides all the regular stuff, doesn't suck shit to take

[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[genekies]

tag vent

[raspberrysmoon]

halfway done with my essay. wahoo

[dangoulains-devotion]

[werewolftransjenderism]

This is how getting an adhd diagnosis as an adult has gone:

Doctor: you know that thing that has made your life miserable for years to the point you are about to drop out of school and ruined your mental health? well theres a medication for it?

Me: oh wow thats great news!

Doctor: Its $90 a month with insurance.

Me: oh, thats a lot but if it works, im kinda desperate

Doctor: Yeah it'll work... but only a little and its going to make you so anxious and have a super high heart rate :)

Me:

[poughkeepsies]

I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter tonight which means I'm gonna be extra unhinged when the episode airs tomorrow

[walkman-cat]

i actually have to get the portfolio done today if it kills me and i will do it !!

[rxttenfish]

gets a brief panic attack due to agoraphobia episode and talking to people. starts rapidly reblogging animals to cope.

[vypridae]

college work fear . i need two people to fill something out for me anD NO ONE IS ANSWERING ME AND ITS DUE TONIGHT FU

[sinni-ok-sessi]

if I had 'the law can't touch me' kinds of money, I think what I'd do is pay a road resurfacing team to go around ahead of me and fill in potholes on my route the night before*

*or however long tarmac takes to dry idk

a public service and the satisfaction of gliding puncture-free over a nice smooth road surface

[lunar-fey]

ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.

but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)

LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!