"yOu hAvE aLrEaDy lEfT kUdOs hErE" BITCH STFU NO I HAVNT YOU WHORE
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think I'm just gonna stay up all night cause we got ppl comin over at 7am to do shit in my room and nobody ever wakes me up so I can get dressed or move shit around 馃槶
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i hope one day kpop boys will stop swimming in tshirts. if i could i would pay
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if someone could teach my fully grown mother how to chew with her mouth closed id be eternally grateful.
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When you've been seeing the same post on your dash a million times and just scrolled past it in a neutral *oh-that's-kinda-cool* manner every time, but this time- this time, something inside you writhes in pain and pulls its metaphorical hair out and yells, "FUCKING FINE, I'LL LIKE THE STUPID POST! GODDAMN!"
And then you proceed to see it five more times, and then never again. It just fucking disappears, like it's finally accomplished its snide little goal of getting a note from you.
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funniest thing about stewy is that he鈥檚 a fucking anomaly in the roys social circle because not a single person in that family has any fucking friends. they genuinely only fraternize with family or waystar employees and then here comes stewy. the prodigal sons third-oldest friend best friend childhood friend. and guess what. he鈥檚 here to cause problems on purpose.
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white vk fans drive me up the fucking WALL like stop asian fishing bro....
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people's insistence on Maybe The Curtains Were Just Blue-ing riverdale is so fascinating because you will state the most basic, explicit, incredibly obvious themes of the show and they'll act like you've lost it. and it's like something they make so blatant in the show's text that you can't miss it but like ppl are convinced riverdale somehow cant have any themes at all so they refuse to believe this very obvious reading could possibly be the intention. you could say smthn as basic as "jughead exists both inside and outside the narrative and must forever write the story to keep everyone alive" and they'll be like "lol riverdale fans extrapolating things that aren't there" but it's something they literally actually say out loud in the jughead paradox. rvd fans literally just State What The Show Is About and we die like jesus on the cross for it. and suffer more meaningfully than jesus too
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