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moyavera · 11 months

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BOYZ AND GROTZ OV EVEREE SIZE

WOULDN’T YOO LIKE TO SEE SUMFING NICE

COME WIV US AND YOO WILL SEE

DIS IS DA TOWN OF WAAAGHLOWEEN

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN

WEAK GITZ SCREAM IN DA DEAD OV NIGHT

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, STAB A GIT AND EAT HIS SPLEEN

KRUMP AND SMASH TIL DEREZ NOONE LEFT AROUND TO FITE

ITZ OWR TOWN, EVERYBODY’Z GREEN

IN DIS TOWN OF WAAAGHLOWEEN

I AM DA WUN DAT WILL KILL YOO ALL DEAD

TEEF DATZ SHARP AND EYEZ GLOWING RED (OR YELLO!)

BLOOD AXE GITZ HIDING UNDER YOUR STAIRZ

SNAKEBITEZ AND GOFFS AND SUM UVVAZ I FORGOT (OOPS)

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN

WAAAGHLOWEEN, WAAAGHLOWEEN

IN DIS TOWN WOT WE CALL ‘OME

EVERYWUN DAT KNOWZ HOW SING ALONG

IN DIS TOWN WOT WE ALL RITE LIKE

EVERY GITZ ARMED TO DA TEEF ALRITE

ROUND DAT CORNER, GROT STOMPIN IN A KILLA KAN

KOMMANDOZ WAITING NOW TO SNIK YA, MAKE YOO SCREAM

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, EVERY DIFFRUNT SHADE OV GREEN

YOO WANNA SCRAP, WELL DATZ JUST FINE

SAY IT WUNCE SAY IT LOTZ

ALL DA BOYZ N SQUIGZ N GROTZ

BAD MOONZ AND EVIL SUNZ RACE AN FITE

EVRYBODY’Z GREEN, EVERYBODY’Z GREEN

IN OUR TOWN OF WAAAGHLOWEEN

I AM DA GIT THAT’LL TEAR OFF YOUR FACE

LOOKIN’ REAL FLASH WEN I PUNCH YOR FACE

I DON’T GIVE A ZOG WHEN YOU SAY “BOSS, NO!”

I STOMP ON YOR ‘EAD AN I STOMP ON YOR TOEZ

DEN I NICK YER TEEF AND I STEAL YOR BIKE

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP LOOKING FOR A FITE

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, DIS WAAAGHLOWEEN

WAAAGHLOWEEN, WAAAGHLOWEEN

TINY SNOTLINGZ EVEREEWERE

LIFEZ NO FUN WIVOUT GITZ TO SCARE

DATZ OUR JOB KUZ WERE BIG N MEEN

IN OUR TOWN OV WAAAGHLOWEEN

IN DIS TOWN WOT WE ALL RITE LIKE

EVERY GITZ ARMED TO DA TEEF ALRITE

SNEAKY GITZ MITE STAB YOO IN DA BACK

OOR MAYBEE DEFFSKULLZ WIV BLOO PAYNTE ON DERE SKIN

DIZ IS WAAAGHLOWEEN, EVERYWUN IZ GREEN

BETTA MAKE WAY FOR A RITE TUFF GIT

BIG MEK DREGZ IS DA BOSS OV DA SPEED WAAAGH

EVERYWUN FOLLOW DA WAAAGH BOSS NOW

DIS IZ WAAAGHLOWEEN, DIS WAAAGHLOWEEN

WAAAGHLOWEEN, WAAAGHLOWEEN

IN DIS TOWN WOT WE ALL ARE

EVREE LAST GIT GIV A RITE BIG WAAAAAAGH!!!

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davidxjonathan · 2 years

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Genesis 2:15-25

Moocows an Gurl

15 So Ceiling Cat put teh boi in teh gardn to be itz farmr.16 An Ceiling Cat sed to teh boi, "See all theez froot treez? Knok yurself owt.17 But dont eet teh froot of the tree of morulz, cuz if u eatz that then ULL DIE! Srsly! Kthxbye."

18 An Ceiling Cat sed, "teh boi is alown an dat an dat iz bad; he needz frendz so i wil maek him a gud helpr."19 So Ceiling Cat made farm animulz and birdies frum durt. An Ceiling Cat brot them to teh boi to c wat he wud naym them: an teh animulz wur calld wutevr teh boi calld them. If thay didnt liek it, tuff tamales, thay wuz stuk wif it FOREVAH!!20 An teh boi naymd all thoze animulz, but nun of dem wuz a gud helpr. 21 So Ceiling Cat gived teh boi invisible sleepin pill an did sum surjerie an tuk owt wun of teh boiz rib bonez. Ohyeah, an Ceiling Cat put teh skin bak on, so teh boi wudnt be PO'ed latr.22 An Ceiling Cat transformd teh rib bonez into a prity gurl. Ceiling Cat tuk teh gurl to teh boi, then watchd teh fun begin. 23 Teh boi sed, "Her boddy caim frum my boddy? Sweet! I callz her 'Gurl' cuz she caim frum a boi, an it sowndz betr than 'Frumboi'."

24 Thatz wiy a boi leevz his mommy an daddy an getz mareed to a gurl.

25 Teh boi an gurl wared invisible fur, an didnt fink it wuz bad.

#christian #bible #bible verse #lolcat

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pinejayy · 4 years

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Puppet ( Dr. Robotnik x Reader. )

Prompt: Angry sex with Robotnik

Word Count: +1.7k

Warnings: Smut (+18) Dirty talk, fighting, cuss words, mature content, unhealthy relationship.

Author's Note: I don't support relationships like this at all!! Please if you're in something like this ask for help or get out of it quickly please.

It was a other day of arguing with your boyfriend as per usual. This was already a constant routine between you two, honestly it was getting on your nerves. No matter what you did it seemed to upset him, you could literally just even sneeze and he will get angry. Already getting a headache from yelling at your boyfriend. Both of you were fighting, he had came home late. You were just fine a few minutes ago. On the break of tears you thought about a few minutes ago and how this fighting started.

You were in the living room waiting for boyfriend to return from work. You had made him dinner and you were dressed up, wearing a black small dress and having on makeup and hear done. Since you just wanted to make up from the weeks of fighting. As you waited you got impatient it was getting late and Ivo was never this late. Ready to grab your phone and give him a call but you heard the front door open and slam shut making you jump. Looking up to see your boyfriend. He began taking his black trench coat off and placing it on the coat rack that was by the door.

He simply gave you a look and walked off. Ready to go downstairs to his other lab. You followed him and grabbed his arm. "Hey wait sweetheart, I made us some dinner." You whisper, playing with your hair and straightening your dress, hoping he would notice.

"Very well then, serve me a plate and take it to the lab downstairs." He said, snatching his hand away and began walking away from you.

Just standing there, you had enough of him. You followed him again and stand in his way. "Why are you like this! Why are being an asshole!"

Robotnik stopped in tracks, letting out a small growl. "Move, I have work to do."

"It's always about work! Ivo I'm just trying to spend time with you and you're always locked up in the lab trying to catch this Hedgehog." Sighing, you looked at him.

"Yeah so, now move I have work to do, unlike you I have a job." He hissed, walking passed you and purposely hitting his shoulder against you.

"I have a j-job, you p-prick!" You say, trying to sound tuff but only manage stuttering. You grabbed his arm once again, tugging his sleeve.

He stopped in his tracks and turned to look at you and began laughing. "Working at a coffee shop isn't a real job. Now are you going to make yourself useful and bring me my dinner." Looking at your hand he snatched his arm away from you once again. "Don't ruin my shirt with your hands. This is worth more than what you get in a year."

You just stand there and began tearing up. "AND BEING THE TOWNS WACKJOB ALSO ISN'T A JOB IVO." You yelled out at him. He just scoffed at your comment. "You know what fuck you asshole I don't know why I always stick up with you. I'm done with you." Hissing at him, you storm off to the room, crying. You didn't care about your ruined makeup. Grabbing your suitcases you began packing all your clothes.

The Doctor stood there, blood boiling. Fist clenching, as he made his way to the room. Feet stomping each way. Once he got there he grabbed your arm and yanked you away from the suitcase and forcing you to face him.

"You're not leaving him, you don't leave me!" He hissed, his grip on the arm tightened making you whimper. Trying to tug your arm away.

"H-Hey you're hurting m-me." Crying out, trying to tug your arm away but his grip has gotten tighter.

Letting go of your arm "You're not leaving, now be fucking useful and get me dinner."

"And why not! You clearly don't love me. Why can't I leave you." You cry softly.

He just looked at you, god. "You just can't!"

"Just admit you don't want to be lonely."

Crossing his arms. "God You're so UNBEARABLE sometimes!" He yelled out. Making you flinch.

"Me unbearable! I mean look at you! Your own parents didn't even want you when you were born!" You say. Immediately regretting what you said. "I-Ivo I didn't mean that."

He stayed quite, looking somewhere else. You take a step closer to him and all of the sudden he pinned you to the nearest wall. "Shut up." He simply said. "You just can't leave me, okay." He said lowly, a low growl.

You just nodded, and look down. He placed two fingers on your chin and forced you to look at him. You just look at him, your makeup ruined. He looked at your dress and back and back at you. He just leaned in and crashed his lips against yours.

It was always like this, you guys fought and it somewhat always ended up in rough angry sex. As you just kissed him back, his hands roamed around your body. Ripping your black dress in the process.

"That dress made you look awful, I was doing you a favor." He said between the kiss. Soon after he pulled away and placed rough kissing and bite marks against your neck.

That comment really did hurt you, but all you could manage was a small "Thank you" as he was kissing your neck he picked you up and threw you to the bed. Not caring if he hurt you in the process. Once you were in the bed he pinned you down. He began taking his clothes off, throwing them behind him. Soon after he was naked, looking at you. You were still in your bra and underwear. He gave you a firm look and quickly you began taking off the rest of your clothing. Dropping them on the floor.

Once both of you were both naked, he began kissing your neck, kissing your soft spot making you shiver and moan under him. He just smirked against your skin. As he was kissing your neck, he couldn't help but bite down on your neck breaking the skin, crying out in pain but he didn't stop licking the spot where he bit you. As his hands were roaming around your body. They slowly made their way to your entrance. Slowly rubbing your clit, making you moan softly.

"Hmm don't move." He said, slowly he inserted a finger inside of you, moving it slowly, he wanted to tease you. He wanted you to whine underneath him.

Wanting to move your hips but didn't want to disobey him. So you just stay put. As he moved his finger in and out he added a other one, adding to the pleasure you had. Moaning.

Robotnik just smirked, looking down at you. God he really did know how to control you. You were like the puppet and he was the master. As he removed his fingers. You whimper. "Please I need you."

And with that he didn't waste anymore time, he spread your legs, and positioned himself between your legs. He lined up to your entrance and without warning he entered you quite roughly. Giving you no time to adjust to him he moved in and out roughly and quickly. Robotnik wrapped a hand around your neck. Squeeze in it.

You gasp for air, and moan out. Fuck he really did know how to control you....you were like his personal puppet.

He couldn't help but moan softly, he leaned in kissing you roughly as he was pounding you. Shoving his tongue inside your mouth, exploring what was his. And figuring for dominant against your tongue. Soon he pulled away, a single string of saliva was between your lips. Licking his lips he leaned in and placed his head on your shoulder. Not bothering to look at you at all, hand still wrapped around your neck. He let our a small growl. "You're mine, you got that."

You just let out a small "Yes Sir." Wrapping your legs around his waist and moving your hips against his. Disobeying his 'don't move rule.'

He stopped and looked at you and he pulled away. "On your knees and hands now."

You quickly obeyed and got on your knees and hands. Putting your butt up. He growled and position to himself again at your entrance. Pushing himself inside, moaning. He picked up his pace quite quick and rough. Just having your head against a pillow moaning.

Robotnik just looked at you, he couldn't help but rub your ass.

SMACK

His hand echoed as he slapped your butt cheek. "What part of don't move didn't understand." He said, grabbing a hand full of your hair and pulling hard making you cry out in pain and pleasure.

"I'm sorry sir please." You beg out.

"Hmm, you better make it up to me later on." He moaned, he let go of your hair and grabbed your waist and held it tight. Pretty sure bruises are going to start forming.

After a few his thrusting became faster and sloppier. Meaning he was close, you were also close. Your walls clench around him. "Don't cum quite yet. Or else."

You just nod, waiting. He was pumping in and out quickly. The room was filled with soft moans and grunts. "Now! Cum now with me!"

You were quick to follow instructions, cumming with him. You moan and gasp. "Oh god Ivo."

He pulled away and laid down, you lay next to him. Staying quite. He was also silent for a few minutes. Letting out a sigh he looked at you. He began getting up and changing "I'm going to the lab okay, and I guess I have a few minutes to spare to share dinner with you. But give me 30 minutes on the lab and I will be up for dinner and after that you can make it up for me from breaking that don't move rule." He said, you just nodded. He leaned in and placed a small kiss against your lips, before walking away. Leaving you alone.

Once he was gone, you sigh and got up and walked to the bathroom looking yourself in the mirror. Your makeup was ruined, light bruises on your hips and wrist and hickeys and bite marks on your neck. Hoping in the shower, washing your body. You couldn't help but cry. Crying hard. You were going to find a way out of this toxic relationship. One day you're going to be free, but sadly it's not today.

Tagged Robotnik list: @misskirsti @flutterskies @hs-killjam @xxcherry-killerxx @doctor-rothotnik @iclown69 @along-the-lines-of-space @penelope-potter @ssdarlin @smokindoinksinthejungle @a-frozen-bag-of-corn @beeetleejuicee @enaelyork @baerura @icrackunderanysocialpressure @needyjayhawk13 @jasminerobotnik @itz-just-brittney

#dr robotnik #dr robotnik x reader #jimbotnik #jimbotnik x reader #dr eggman #robotnik x reader #ivo robotnik x reader #robotnik #ivo robotnik #dr. robotnik #dr. robotnik x reader

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t-underneaththeradardancing · 5 years

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yah itz ez to forget - at their age i wuz mostly worse - intent and actions both

a tuff day yah - another and yah wuz a dick at times tho mostly to an absent 3rd by proxy so not too much harm done - imma try and find my gentle and while im at it zen

a bit more sleep but barely - maybe tonight barring new trauma to any

try remember

love

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xolotoofficial · 5 years

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so wat hapnd 2 ur boi marvus rite ok so buckl the FXXK up cuz we n it 4 da long hawl

ok so der i waz mindn my own biznz chatn up sum cute lil shizz wat slid n my dms, thursty for attention as i am wont 2b, n i hear a knockn @ da door

itz jus me n da boiz in my big azz crib so i’m lik cum on in ya walkn nookchewr becuz me n da boiz good lyk dat but here n cumz wun of our new broz, sum freshie dat got asignd w/ me or w/e and he all shakn and sweatn and i’m like dude hey? regretn calln him nookchewr cuz he but a new baby clown like :o( my b

so he’s like ummmmm the 12 lookn for u and im puzzld af like LOL whats the empire doin darknin my doorstep leme see deez goons right

imagine MY surprize when itz da HiBlud Dissenter Collection Unit rite?? and they sayz 2 me, marvus ur under a whole ass rest (my wordz not theirs lol) and i’m out here confused like what??? me????? dissent? neva im a well lovd thot out here in these intergalactic highways

so next thing I KNOW im on the fuckn ground cuz sum chucklfuk tazerprongd the SHIT outta me and i’m dizy, voodoos goin off hard, ppl in a sexymurder frenzy, all ov itz bad rite then 1 of dem fishbois grabs me by my armz and it mite a been jus me bein tazed but i sock him cuz i think he copped a feel so he on the ground, im on the ground, fishfuk 2 is screamn bout resistn arest and i FEEL the head ache cumin on - o wait no that was a jakbootd fXkr stompn my skull in lol

so then i wake up in a holdr while da empire wonderz if it wants 2 off me while weighn if killn me would b Worse Actuly becuz uhhhhh famous boi lovd by evry 1 who layz eyes on me???? hela riots from all dem ppl what want a piece rite

so wat dey do, dey send me to a fukn *workn* prison. like... i get it mayb dey think jus cuz im a performin clown i aint as tuff but lyk.... performin? is? a ton of work??? lol hi chuklefux itz ur ability 2 think talkn here

so there i am in dis hiblood dissenter prison getn workd 2 death and they like keep bringn me in for questions an i’m like “bruh idek y im here” and cours dey dont care they jus keep askn me bout sum resistance shyt and i’m like “I DON’T KNOW SHIT YALL WDYM Y AM I HERE” an finaly they break becuz i am irresistible an unafraid of shyt and also voodooz

bruh, my boy ruthle$$ x tried an ratted on me lyk what a lil bulgegoblin! aint no surprize da empire tried 2 plant the mos symp purp dey culd find and sumhow pickd a cumPLETE fuck up!!!! but i’m keepn my cool cuz i aint bout to be workd to deth on da word of a nark so i put on my best Good Boi face and start spinnin my bes yarn bout how dis was a misundrstandn and that im the empress’ favorite naughty boy an shit (gag) and dat i dont dissent shit (gaggag) and that it’s all a shtick i been doin since i was a wee hi

yall dey kept me 4 PERIGEES sayn i needed sum1 2 vouch for me and my boyz were havn a hella problem getn 2 me considerin they took my fukn tour shuttle like???????? yooOOOOO!!!

so ya, i finally get out cuz my tru boyz are da best, smoke evryday and are mad nook magnetz and dey make it where i am, vouch for my a$$, and spring me from da big house

but here’s part 2 of course: i got a nark to kill right???

parently ruthy boi ran off FAST and it’s been perigeez, how ever will i find him??? LOL SIKE i aint nothin but a killa and i can hunt a lil punk ass fxxn BITCH like a trained laughsassain so dat’s wat i up an do

joke of a fukn empire luvs huntn purpls but cant be damnd 2 giv a shit bout us murdern each othr. all gud doe, makes tha job easier

so there i am huntn ya boy and all it takes is a coupl weeks to drag him kickn an screamn 2 where i keep my showbait if i got a lil grudge 2 solve.

he next on my chopn block, so dats gona be my return show. fresh purple blood for all my bitter ass warm brothas n sistas becuz aint nothn ‘lower’ than a mothafxckn snitch

#almost | text #long post //#gendered slurs //#torture //#mind control //#empire shenanigans //#so das wher i ben #its wak but im bak!!!#// ask to tag

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pwuppybot · 2 years

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-ˋˏ sept 6 diary ˎˊ-

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1st day of skool .... > ﹏ < i am Soo anxious but excitd 2 see Boyfie today !! m hopin my classez go well .... i wana Get a guud start 2 dis semestr n hopefully get guud gradez this sem !! itz a Rainy day n i iz sleepi a bit 💤 wana nap so bad rnz but i hav 2 Stay awake so i cn focus in class !! itz a tuff adjustmnt havin 2 get used 2 a diff schedule again ... but it Will B nice 2 hav routine n structure once im bak in2 it !! hoping today goez well !! Vewy excitd vewy nervus !! ૮₍ ˃ 𖥦 ˂ ₎ა ๑ ★彡

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saturday16s · 3 years

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"MORE 2 LUV"

Don't CARE. Love! Don't FEEL.. LOVE. Don't Think. Love.

No matter what.. LOVE. No matter what.

They say. .. LOVE, Anyway.

No matter what! They do. Loooove. × 2 (times two) Double up. Never enough.. Never ever give up. Take it all, As MORE 2 LUV

Every time U can. Even if you can't. When u get the chance.. Don't forget 2 wait.. Can't sum it up. No rush. Let it come. So much MORE where that came from.

Can you feel it? TO ITS LIMIT! Can you FILL it?.. 2 ITS LIMIT. Would u spill it. Re-veal. Did you. Really MEAN IT? Complete-ly. Can u? See it. But would you, BE it. If it was needed? Could you leave it? Where you found it Without tryna keep it. PROMISES & SECRETS. Whole pieces. 4 NO REASON.

When it's REAL. 2 fit the bill. U know the deal. Even wit' ya lips sealed.. Un'til... There's SURELY MORE 2 LUV! You know there's Always MORE 2 LUV. Aww girl, datz jus MORE 2 LUV. We gotta do MORE - 2 LUV.

When the goin' getz tuff. There, will be MORE 2 LUV.. Where the course leads to trouble There, we find: MORE 2 LUV!

When I take a look @ the facts. There's MORE, 2 LUV. When I make a point to look back.. There's MORE 2 luv. In the morning. Soon as U GET UP. There's already./ MORE 2 LUV

I heard, "it's a thin line." Between both. When it's hard enough. Alone. Also, anything worth owning - is worth fighting 4. Yet to whom, if any of us can claim, does this belong!?

Severing the closest. Checking 4 a pulse. Reaching. 4 the remote. Searching 4 a show.

You know there's Always MORE 2 LUV.

Doesn't take helium to seize it. Nor submarines. To sink deeper. Can it be? So simple. Down. To the decimal percentage. Except 4 testicles, placentas. Physical or Mental. The immeasurable immensity - A chemical signature?

So essential. Something, it hurts to LIVE without. If allowed to LIVE IT DOWN. Shit can get wicked wild! Start to hate the heart. Rather wanna rip-it-out. Thru all the UPz and Downz. Some of us forget HOW. To STICK IT OUT. Sometimes, Itz been a while. But LOVE still abounds.. Regardless. Of the ammount. With all the 'madness' surrounding. Seems as if, 'compassion' ain't in style!

Not 4 the weak-hearted. Or ill-tempered. Self-serving. Nor self-centered.

Whole-Souled. And Long-Suffering. Even with our shortcomings. It's MORE 2 LUV. It's sorta funny - How we be wanting: MORE..* Everyday, another's born. Adding MORE (2 LUV) Let us not lose track. Of the important stuff.

A certain construct warns.. Of MORE 2 LUV A surplus supports the assumption: "There's MORE 2 LUV" Not only special and precious.. THERE's MORE 2 luv. Experts will swear by its essence but YES, There's MORE 2 LUV Never Enough. Never ever give up. Don't RUSH. Just let it come You ain't gotta SETTLE 4 LESS.When itz MORE 2 LUV .. U ain't gotta to worry whus next w/ so much MORE 2 LUV Make not mistakes... Homie, there's MORE 2 LUV .. nigga Dont B acting all fake/ like it aint MORE 2 LUV.

Got the government exploring space... Because there's MORE 2 LUV That's why we go the safer way. Cuz it takes MORE 2 LOVE

* nuthin new under the sun

nuthin above a love / unknown

bestowed - beyond nuthin witheld

unveiled - nuthin like the // never as good

becoming - of what / would // not / NO / thing

untouched - to give. from NUTHIN' to every / OTHER

FASHION - FATHOMED. Imagined and manifested. Matters

MORE - TO - LOVE FOR - now . Around AGAIN

COMING - KEPT - Nothin'// YET - ALL- Over!

Nothing STRONGER. Nothing younger. Nothin' OLDER -Nothin' WRONG

Nothing Hotter. Nothing Colder. Nothing ON. Nothing Fuller

Nothing Better. Nothing Worse. Nothing Faster. Nothing More worth.

Nothing Less.

Nothing Left - Nothing ELSE. NOTHING RIGHTER - NOTHING. (Compares)

Don't CARE. ...Love! Don't FEEL.. LOVE. Don't Think. ..Love. No matter what.. LOVE. No matter what.. ...They say. .. LOVE, Anyway. ..No matter what! ... They do. ..Loooove. Too.

"MORE 2 LUV" 121/365

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