#ive got 26/72 of those done already

[roetrolls]

just spent an ungodly amount of time mashing html code around with a rubber hammer ✌️

do i know how to code? not even a little bit. do i know how to dig around in the innards off someone else's work until i can mangle it into a shape i like? YES SIR!!!!

it's broken on mobile but idec this shit rules

[rthoney]

All of them 😄 well the 99 I don't see hehehe

1. What is you middle name? gene

2. How old are you? 14

3. What is your birthday? feburary 11th 2006

4. What is your zodiac sign? aquaruis

5. What is your favorite color? currently its pastel blue

6. What’s your lucky number? i dont have one

7. Do you have any pets? 3 cats, 2 dogs, 1 rat

8. Where are you from? washington, usa

9. How tall are you? 5' 7"

10. What shoe size are you? 7.5-8

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 4

12. What was your last dream about? i have no idea but i remember on recently where daveed diggs hangout with me at my grandparents...

13. What talents do you have? i can sing?

14. Are you psychic in any way? no?

15. Favorite song? it tends to be whatever song im listening to so right now its so big/ so small and requiem from deh

16. Favorite movie? h a m i l t o n

17. Who would be your ideal partner? my best friend umm idk...?

18. Do you want children? yes

19. Do you want a church wedding? meh

20. Are you religious? kinda

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? no but i have been to urgent care a bunch

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? no

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? i dont think so

24. Baths or showers? showers

25. What color socks are you wearing? one sock is light gray and pink and the other is dark gray and has green polka dots.

26. Have you ever been famous? n o

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? meh

28. What type of music do you like? musicals and those sterotypical love songs

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? no

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4

31. What position do you usually sleep in? curled in a ball or on my stomach

32. How big is your house? small

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? bagels

34. Have you ever fired a gun? no. scary

35. Have you ever tried archery? no

36. Favorite clean word? linmanuelmiranda

37. Favorite swear word? b i t c h

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 28 hours i think

39. Do you have any scars? tons. i am a very clumpsy person

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? yes

41. Are you a good liar? no

42. Are you a good judge of character? typically

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? i think i do a pretty good british accent but ive been told other wise

44. Do you have a strong accent? no

45. What is your favorite accent? f r a u n c h

46. What is your personality type? idk

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? idk

48. Can you curl your tongue? yes but i cant do clover

49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? YES

52. Favorite food? coffee

53. Favorite foreign food? pad thai

54. Are you a clean or messy person? both?

55. Most used phrased? lmm is my hypothetical adpotive father i have no idea

56. Most used word? oof

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? like 20 mintues and most of that is me on my phone

58. Do you have much of an ego? no

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i make them go c r o u n c h

60. Do you talk to yourself? in my head

61. Do you sing to yourself? ALL THE TIME

62. Are you a good singer? yea

63. Biggest Fear? failing

64. Are you a gossip? no

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? i have no idea

66. Do you like long or short hair? yes

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? no

68. Favorite school subject? choir

69. Extrovert or Introvert? both

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? no

71. What makes you nervous? other people

72. Are you scared of the dark? no

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? depends

74. Are you ticklish? YES

75. Have you ever started a rumor? no

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? no

77. Have you ever drank underage? no

78. Have you ever done drugs? no

79. Who was your first real crush? this guy gabe who i may have mentioned a few times...

80. How many piercings do you have? 4- two in each ear

81. Can you roll your Rs? kinda

82. How fast can you type? idk

83. How fast can you run? idk

84. What color is your hair? brown faded into redish/blonde

85. What color is your eyes? brown

86. What are you allergic to? pollen

87. Do you keep a journal? yea its called my blog

88. What do your parents do? my dad works in construction

89. Do you like your age? yes?

90. What makes you angry? people being stupid.

91. Do you like your own name? yes

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? i have like 5 for each letter.. but i really like elizabeth and andrew and quinn

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? idk

94. What are you strengths? idk

95. What are your weaknesses? public speaking

96. How did you get your name? well my middle name is my grandpas middle name

97. Were your ancestors royalty? maybe

98. Do you have any scars? yes

99. Color of your bedspread? purple

100. Color of your room? normal wall color

that took like 5 deh songs to do.

[writeanapocalae]

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The ice was almost completely melted by the time that he woke up. The sun was starting to set once again and there were three frantic messages on the answering machine. They were all from Terrin, still a bit panicked about what had happened to Fen. It seemed that there would be a search for the culprit. That meant him. He should have been worried but he wasn’t. He couldn’t bring himself to care. They could suspend him, but that wouldn’t do anything, he was already useless. They could arrest him but he had a valid point for everything that he had done and he was sure that he’d have the vampire community as well as Raz backing him. There was nothing to worry about. He would just wait for everything to calm down and for the captain to move on to the next thing.

This would be forgotten with time.

He put most of the blood packs in the fridge but kept one out before searching through his kitchen for a straw. He wasn’t really one for them, but he found one eventually. Terrin had made sure he had straws to drink through when he’d first gotten home from his surgery. He was woozy from the pills he had been prescribed and he kept spilling water down his chin, so she had bought them. He never thought he’d need them again.

He stuck it through the top of the pack, where the IV was supposed to hook up and headed over to Terrin’s old room.

He breathed hard, listening to the restless sounds from the other side of the thick door before opening it. The room was a mess, the walls torn to pieces, paint peeling from where it still stuck to the rarely unmarred sections of the room. The door was half destroyed as well; it would only take a swift kick to break it the rest of the way.

The bed was a tattered mess, the padding from it flung around the room. There had been a blanket on it and that was torn as well, although not as much as the rest of it. That was good as the Vamp had wrapped all of that material around itself, protecting its delicate and mutated flesh safe from the fading sunlight.

Maybe it would be easier to help in this way.

“Hey, you in there?” Jace asked and his voice was soft as he touched the blanket delicately, moving it away from the Vamp’s face just enough for him to see in.

It flinched and pulled away, tightening the fabric around itself. It didn’t want the sun to see it. Its skin burned too easily in this state.

“I got you something.” He held the blood pack out. He didn’t want the Vamp to take it, it would probably rip the blood pack to pieces, not understanding what it was and that would waste it all. He just wanted it to smell the blood, let him help it.

It made a small noise, a needy noise, almost like a starving infant wanting its mother’s milk. It reached out too, but its skin immediately turned red and started to blister in contact with the sunlight. It whined and snarled and pulled its arms back into the safety of the blanket. It looked excruciating.

Jace turned the straw around, aiming it towards the Vamp, “Hey, hey, it’s okay. I’m going to help you. I just need you to drink through this straw, alright?”

It clearly didn’t know what he meant as it didn’t move, afraid of hurting itself again.

Jace repositioned himself on the ruined mattress and moved the pack forward, knitting the straw through the bars of the muzzle. Once it realized it moved forward, taking the straw in its teeth and tugging, almost pulling it out of the pack. Jace grabbed it though and kept it in, trying to make eye contact with those crazed red eyes.

“Alright, just suck on it. I’ll help you.”

He didn’t know why he was speaking, it wasn’t like the Vamp could understand him. Not only that but he was doing something weird with his voice, raising it and softening it. He had seen women do this, when they spoke to infants or small animals. It was never something he had expected to do himself.

It seemed to calm the creature though and it sucked down as much of the blood as it could. Jace squeezed the pack and moved it, trying to help, but he was sure he was just making things more difficult.

[quirkykayleetam]

Broken Pieces Pt. 4: Beth’s Answer

Beth knew something was wrong as soon as Jay didn’t walk through the doors of their apartment building at exactly 5:37 pm.

She imagined what always happened at time, what should have been happening then: Jay would check their mail, draining the last drops of soda from a Grape Crush can.  Condensing the aluminum, they would smile to themselves and deftly toss the can into the recycling bin while humming a wordless tune.  They would switch their mail to their left hand before heading up the stairs to knock on Beth’s door and tell her the stock market index.  Beth didn’t know why Jay did this.  To her knowledge, neither of them owned stocks, but it made Jay feel better, so Beth always smiled and wished them well.

That was their routine.  That was safe.  This emptiness was not.

“Calm down,” Beth muttered to herself, sipping herbal tea from a hideously orange discount mug.  “The kid could have a night out with friends.  (On a Thursday?)  They could work late.  (Despite their painstaking precision)  They could...have a date?”

Beth shouldn’t be worried about them.  Not when they were just a few minutes late.

But then Jay didn’t show up to the apartment’s lounge the next morning to help Beth with her crossword puzzle.  They didn’t tease her about ignoring the Sudoku or make faces at her mug of tea.  Beth grit her teeth and shut her eyes.  She couldn’t take it anymore.  She had to act, to do something, to try to right this wrong in the world.

“What’s the name?”

“Jay.  Well, technically Jonathan Anthony Young.  Junior.  Their dad died a few years ago and they’ve gone by Jay ever since.”

Beth knew she was rambling, but she couldn’t help it.  The police station made her nervous and the cop behind the desk just wouldn’t seem to listen.

“Age?”

“26.  Maybe 27?  They don’t talk about their birthday much because they hate being the center of attention and never want folks to make a fuss.”

“And you are?”

“Their neighbor.”

“Just a neighbor?”

“A friend.”  

Beth squeezed her hands together.  She needed more caffeine.

“Look, are you sure he didn’t just go out of town for a few days without telling you?  I mean, it’s not like you’re family,” the cop said, fake sympathy dripping from her voice.

That was it.  Beth had had enough.  She slammed her shaking hands down on the desk in front of her.

“Look, the kid has OCD, okay?  They don’t break their routines, not for anything or anyone. So when I say Jay didn’t meet me for tea and crosswords this morning I’m not saying that I miss them.  I’m saying that they’re MISSING.  If you don’t let me file a Missing Person’s report whatever happens to them is on you.”

***

72 hours.

Beth cursed under her breath as she left the precinct.  72 hours before the police would do anything.  72 hours before anyone else would even care.  Beth tried to hold out half a hope that Jay’s fancy-pants computer job would notice when he didn’t show up in the morning, but she was too angry to think straight.

Jay was in trouble and she couldn’t help him.  All she could do was wait.

Months passed. Beth had never felt more useless.  Somedays her godawful mugs were filled with more whiskey than tea.

Then there was a knock on her door in 342 B.

“Elizabeth Martinez?”

The man in the suit eyed Beth warily, but remained professional.  Whoever he was expecting, it obviously wasn’t an overweight 38-year-old secretary.  His hands were full of papers and he was backed by stiff security guards.

Beth straightened her posture.  She wouldn’t intimidated without a damn good reason.

“Yes,” she said, parking her body in the middle of her door.

“You were listed by Morgan Security as Jay’s emergency contact.”

The words almost made her knees buckle.

“What happened?  Did you find him?  Is he..?”

“He’s alive.”

Beth breath wooshed out of her in a rush.  She felt something like relief for the first time in months and it terrified her.

“We’d like to discuss the details,” the suited man continued.  “May we come in.”

Beth stepped back from the door.

***

Torture.

Beth’s hands gripped her mouth and her chest as they told her.  Jay had been TORTURED.  Apparently they’d held up well, hadn’t given up anything.  Beth couldn’t care less about that.  She just wanted to spare him that pain.  That agony.  Jay was just a kid.  They didn’t deserve…

She shook her head and turned back to the conversation.  That train of thought would take her nowhere.  She couldn’t help Jay then, but she could as hell help them now.

Morgan Security didn’t want this to go public.  Their clients’ trust in their company was paramount.  The business didn’t want it shaken by a scandal like this.  They offered to pay for all of Jay’s medical bills, rent for a house out of the city, a generous stipend for Beth so she could take care of Jay full time.

Remuneration, they called it.  Thanks for Jay’s hard work and loyalty.

Beth called it Hush Money.

She still signed on the dotted line.

“Jay’s mother?” She demanded before the deal was done.

“Excuse me?”

“She’s sick.  Lives in a psych ward at Felicity General.  Jay always spent a considerable amount of their salary to keep her cared for and comfortable.”

“Certainly,” the suit said.  “We can continue those arrangements.”

“Good.  Now when can I see Jay?”

“I’m afraid that’s not possible.”

Beth squared her gaze and prepared for a fight.

“Jay’s parents are out of the picture.  Their father is dead and their mother can’t tell a hawk from a handsaw.  What do you want to bet that Jay put me down as primary carer on his medical forms too?  Wait, I bet you already know that.  So if you want to try to stop me from tracking that kid down and ramming 12 lawsuits down your throat, be my guest.  I think it would be easier if you took me to him.  Now.”

The suit straighten his tie and cleared his throat.  He nodded.

Beth grabbed her purse to follow him out the door when she heard a soft murmur from the security guard behind her.

“All this trouble for one broken computer tech…”

Before she knew it, Beth was at the man’s throat, finger pointed firmly at his nose.

“You will never call Jay broken again, you hear me?  They may be hurt.  Hell, they may be hurting for the rest of their life.  But they are a person, not a thing you can toss on the ground and just leave.  They gave everything for you and even if they didn’t, they would still deserve your respect.”

She spit in the guard’s face.  No one else moved.

“Now come with me,” she said darkly.  “I’ve got a job for you.”

***

A flurry of activity met Beth and the suit as they walked into Jay’s spacious hospital room.  Guards were stationed at every entrance.  Beth wasn’t sure if they were supposed to make Jay feel safe or to protect Morgan Security’s investment.

“What’s wrong?” the suit said.

“Jay’s asking again,” said a nearby nurse, walking by with a used IV.  “We’ve tried telling them that the operation took 8 hours or that they slept on and off for 3 days.  They’re still agitated.  We don’t want to sedate them until after the doctor has examined their ribs.”

Beth breezed passed the conversation until her eyes found the hospital bed.  Immediately, her hands went to her mouth and chest again.

Jay was hardly recognizable.  Even at 6’2,’’ they looked small.  Starvation had withered them down to a bean pole.  The parts of their skin that was visible above the blankets was purpled with bruises that seemed to sink into their body like they were still being beaten.  Their hands were suspended above them, encased in white plaster casts with splints everywhere that Beth could see.

Jay was clearly exhausted and disoriented.  Dark circles under his eyes betrayed in the wildness within.  They thrashed against their restraints, trying to meet the gaze of everyone around them.

“How long?” they asked, voice cracking.  “How long?”

“7 months, 24 days, and this morning,” Beth said loudly.  Everyone in the room turned to look at her.  She kept her eyes planted firmly on Jay’s.

“You’ve been gone for 7 months, 24 days, and this morning,” she continued, motioning the security guard she accosted in her apartment to bring over a formidable cardboard box.  “And we noticed, Jay.  We missed you every second.  We would never let you fade away.”

The patient’s struggling ceased.  Jay looked back at Beth, still lost.

She went to the box and lifted newspaper after newspaper out of it, bringing all she could hold in her arms to Jay’s bedside.  She held them up one by one so Jay could see the dates, the tangible proof that time existed outside of whatever cell he was held in, proof that they were out of there and that this, this was real.

“That’s today’s date, Jay-bird.  That’s the date you are free.”

Jay, however, just kept scanning the page until he found the Sunday crossword.

“You didn’t do it,” they whispered.

“Of course not.  I didn’t do any of them.” Beth said, gesturing to the box of papers.  “I couldn’t.  Not...not without you.”

She brushed curly blond hair back from Jay’s forehead as it tightened into a frown.

“But, I can’t...I can’t help you,” Jay said miserably, gesturing with his head at his splintered hands.

“Pfft, as if I ever let you write on my crosswords anyway!” Beth said gently.  “Now will you settle down and let these doctors do their job?  I don’t know about you, but I need a nap.  Then you can help me with 12 down.  It’s a stumper.”

For the first time sense the Faceless Men jumped them, Jay smiled.  They settled back against the pillows, fading quickly into a deep and dreamless sleep.

@dragonyoudownwithme​ requested Anger Born of Worry.  I’m pretty darn sure this counts!

I really wanted you all to meet Beth and (hopefully) love her like I do.  Please let me know what you think!!!

Tagging the Broken Pieces Crew: (If you want to be added or taken off this list, just let me know!):  @stoic-whumpee​​, @whatwasmyprevioususername​​, @whumpty-dumpty-fell-off-the-wall​​, @straight-to-the-pain​​, @castielamigos-whump-side-blog​​, @0idril0​​, @fallingstormphoenix​​, @whump-fantasies​​, @imagination1reality0​​, @whumpback-wail​, @whump-tr0pes​, @untilthepainstarts​, @captivity-whump​

[feralhogs]

1-100 TELL ME ALL

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

Jesse

2. How old are you?

22

3. When is your birthday?

dec 9

4. What is your zodiac sign?

sagittarius

5. What is your favorite color?

purples

6. What’s your lucky number?

9

7. Do you have any pets?

no

8. Where are you from?

bc canada. my great grandparents are from russia

9. How tall are you?

5 something

10. What shoe size are you?

7?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

3 that i actually use

12. What was your last dream about?

i dont remember my most recent one but i had a banger of a dream i described in another post

13. What talents do you have?

i think expressing myself, or music, i have some talent that needs discipline

14. Are you psychic in any way?

well i am a spiritual person, in a way. and growing up in a toxic drama filled family, i have Developed the Skill of guessing how people are feeling and what they are gonna do. and i analyze dreams. so not psychic but i am really interested and intuitive whats goin on in there

15. Favorite song?

for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilVq8-F4_Q colours by roosevelt ive been obsessed with lately i just loop that shit. loop loop loop. blaringit into my ears and speedwalking down thestreet. the beat.!!!! i feel like I  took all the colours

16. Favorite movie?

spiderverse. i really enjoyed always be my maybe.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone who doesnt make me feel like im Too Much

18. Do you want children?

not RIGHT NOW

19. Do you want a church wedding?

i have no idea actually. id want a special wedding definitely.

20. Are you religious?

yes, i honestly feel like i just come like this, i dont go by any books and i dont want to be associated with christians. if i be too religious i start getting the Bad Feelings

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yes visiting sick relatives. and one in a psyche ward.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

i got a parking ticket

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

no. maybe i did and i had no idea who they were because id never heard of them

24. Baths or showers?

showers.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

alien socks that are green and black

26. Have you ever been famous?

no. what does that even mean !!!!

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

yes because money but noooooo. its hard when one person definitely doesnt like me. if im famous some people just wont like me and theres going to be more of them

28. What type of music do you like?

stuff with electric guitars in it. funk. bops. i cant get enough lately

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

one. and sometimes NONE. i dont fucking know why its just more comfortable. id lie down on a floor and pass out

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

i usually cant fall asleep unless im on my face with my arms tucked under me for warmpth and general log shape. after that though its chaos. dreamin

32. How big is your house?

BIG!!!!!! so many rooms. so many people. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

on a Functional day, cereal. not because its my favourite thing but it doesnt require a lot of attention and its easiest to tolerate. my appetite is just. like this

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

HELL no.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

in my child days i shot my hair elastics around and pretended i was fighting aliens. this is definitely archery.

36. Favorite clean word?

i dont really think about words like that. pizza is a nice word.

37. Favorite swear word?

bitch. its really fun to say.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

not all that long. if i was up the entire night i am usually sleeping in midday no matter where i am. ive disappointed many teachers. its called not caring.

39. Do you have any scars?

yes, but theres no dramatic stories to them, just me not leaving scratches and bites alone as a kid. they look kind of cool though. and theyre so mysterious. youd think id have scars from self harm but no.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

i believe so...

41. Are you a good liar?

yes, when i am 100% like morally committed to lying.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

NO. my thought process is: its rude to assume someone is going to behave badly, and they will be offended and have hurt feelings if you anticipate that. i have to like. treat everyone with exactly the same respect unless theyre a dick. otherwise its being judgmental. and it ends up as naïveté. but im okay with that . the price of being a good person

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

i could do a british one once i guess LOL and it looks like now ive Absorbed a mexican accent but i never really try to talk in other accents

44. Do you have a strong accent?

i dont know how to answer this

45. What is your favorite accent?

idk i like new things i havent heard before. and thinking about how other languages work. theres a lot of different accents at my work and i honestly enjoy listening to them

46. What is your personality type?

that.... INFJ. see. psychic

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

one of the gay jackets

48. Can you curl your tongue?

dont think so

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie

50. Left or right handed?

left

51. Are you scared of spiders?

depends. i had these big house spiders in my dungeon at my parents house, and id just be “hi” and set them free. but if i see one where im not expecting it i might yell a lot and tell everyone and run around and then set it free

52. Favorite food?

tacos from my old work. i was indeed. screaming, lost in the sauce. i waited until i was away from the restaurant because i knew all my dignity would vanish

53. Favorite foreign food?

idk... i need to eat more curry. i need more curryin my life. bring it on.

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

clean

55. Most used phrased?

“this slaps” i feel like ive been saying that a lot

56. Most used word?

I

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

a whole entire fucking hour (when i wake up) otherwise 5min

58. Do you have much of an ego?

i do, but i hide it. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

chomp chomp. i am not a patient man.

60. Do you talk to yourself?

yes, when i know no ones around, or when im not worried about seeming like a crazy person at work

61. Do you sing to yourself?

nah

62. Are you a good singer?

no. i can sing and it sound okay.  nice even. but good??? like beautiful?????? no.

63. Biggest Fear?

someone dying, natural disaster, new illness

64. Are you a gossip?

maybe. i feel like i have the Tendencies and then im like “am i being a bad person right now”. i want to know the deets though.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

i Simply Dont Have the Attention for Those

66. Do you like long or short hair?

BOTH . long hair is more fun to draw. short hair is hot

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

fuck no. why would i. fuck off. i dont care about your states.

68. Favorite school subject?

ART ART AR T

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introerverte

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

no

71. What makes you nervous?

people who are not Definitely Cheerful

72. Are you scared of the dark?

no. unless i think about things to scare myself on purpose

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

no unless they need to know. because im not a fucking ANIMAL

74. Are you ticklish?

depends. i can be not ticklish if im determined.

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

i dont think so... i started a rumor i was from mars

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

maybe i was supposed to train some girls and then i probably didnt do a great job and they didnt listen. they say my job now is somewhat authority and im like...... ok...... 

77. Have you ever drank underage?

no

78. Have you ever done drugs?

no

79. Who was your first real crush?

someone whos OUTTA MY LIFE

80. How many piercings do you have?

two? i got them pierecd at claires lmao and i didnt get an infection because im  so salty. then i took them out because they were from claries

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

hell yes

82. How fast can you type?

so fucking fast. faster than my work finder helper. im fast im very fast

83. How fast can you run?

IM VERY FAST

84. What color is your hair?

orange

85. What color is your eyes?

green

86. What are you allergic to?

im still trying to figure that out. whatever it is gives me hives

87. Do you keep a journal?

yes. so i can get better at handwriting and just talking in general and hear what my voice sounds like. and to have a space away from other peoples needs and pressures

88. What do your parents do?

my mom is a stay at home mom and my dad shoots pop bottles into the sky

89. Do you like your age?

sure

90. What makes you angry?

everything. cabbage. i swore about cabbage for a long time the other day. i am just full of anger. 

91. Do you like your own name?

YES. i mean i chose it i better. honestly my first name ......... i feel self conscious about it sometimes. i think it was the only name for me though. it wasnt the ideal most wonderful namei could find because those didnt fit, it was MY name.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

im going to have two sons and im naming them brick and rusty.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

yeah, i want a boy a girl

94. What are you strengths?

my strengths doing all 100 questions, this is serious muscles

95. What are your weaknesses?

the exhaustion of jumping from one question to the next especially when they are vague. im not complaining this was my idea

96. How did you get your name?

i pfound it in the baby name book and i was lie  “hey yyy, i saw that name in black beauty, lets use it for my gay coded villain what the hell!”

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

no but i did have some ancestors who lives i a mansions andhad fucking SERVANTS. before you call me problematic my other part of family was like sewing things and not going to school 

98. Do you have any scars?

weve been over this. when im older im going to get a cool scar fighting a dragon

99. Color of your bedspread?

pink, white, blue

100. Color of your room?

white

[claurps]

all the numbers you haven't done yet :)

why are you like this???

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

no

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

no

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

no, i dont think i have

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

yes

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

no

6. What are you excited for?

traveling this year

7. What happened tonight?

if i dont cancel plans, ill catch up with a friend and have a few drinks

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

tbh yeah and when guys do it too, like can yall chill

9. Is confidence cute?

yes

10. What is the last beverage you had?

coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

one ish

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

i own like 3

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

stay in bed

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probs food

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

no, im a fake blonde and you can tell by my horrible roots

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

oh hell no, which is why i ghosted the last guy i went on a date with

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

i don’t hate him, he was just really clingy and had to let that go

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

i dont got feelings

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

no but i should quit

34. Listening to?

alone by halsey

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

yes bc im always making mistakes 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

far away i hope

38. Who did you last call?

@benterps

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

some random person at the club lol

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

bc we were on a date

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

i cant remember

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no my mom went to work before i woke up

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

probs

44. Do you tan in the nude?

no too shy for that

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

fuck yes

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

yes

47. Who was the last person to call you?

the red cross lol they want my blood

48. Do you sing in the shower?

yes

49. Do you dance in the car?

yes

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

no

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

senior year of high school

53. Is Christmas stressful?

yup

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

no

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

don’t blame me

69. Ever take dance lessons?

when i was little

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

yes, loving forever and ever

71. Can you curl your tongue?

yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

never participated in one

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yes

75. Do you study better with or without music?

with

76. Regularly burn incense?

no

77. Ever been in love?

nah

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

i think ive already seen the people i love but i wouldnt mind a RBD reunion tho

79. What was the last concert you saw?

jessie reyez

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

cold

81. Tea or coffee?

coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well?

yes, did swimming as a sport when i was little

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yes

85. Are you patient?

i think so

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

dj

87. Ever won a contest?

yes

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no

89. Which are better black or green olives?

neither

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

you do you boo boo

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living room

92. Do you want to get married

i do

[catmeme-moved]

all of the asks! >:3

god ok 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

😏

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

i dont think i could date anyone who does any kind of drugs,, it makes me Very uncomfortable

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

its only 4 babey

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober...ive never been drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

i guess?? it was in high school so i dnt think it rly counts since yknow, i was 16

7. What does your last received text say?

“jgdijgjfdivjdjdj me“

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

not enough times !!! i love kissing my gf

9. Where was your last kiss at?

in the parkinglot behind my dorm building

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i saw both my sisters when i was home for break a few weeks ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffey

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

not rly? i think if relationships r hard then they arent rly meant to be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

god i wouldnt have spent so much money

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

none at all ;3c

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

i guess rainy....overcast weather is my fav

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

my mom ! probably lots of other people too shjkdh lee is a fairly common name i think

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i hope so!!!

20. Does anyone like you?

god i sure hope my gf does

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nop

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

ya thats why i kissed them ghksdjs

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

no one that i know personally.. there r some like celebrities and other famous ppl i dont like

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes i want a tattoo from a specific artist in my hometown!!!

25. In the past week have you cried?

i mean probably i dont remember though

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a pug...i saw him in a donut shop

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

i dry off as im stepping out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no bc jocks intimidate me

29. Do you think you’re old?

not really in the grand scheme of things.. im only 20 i still have decades ahead of me !

30. Do you like text messaging?

ya

31. What type of day are you having?

its been ok! i spent time w my roommates downtown

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

i hav my septum pierced but a nostril piercing would b nice

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold..

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

i dont rly think theres such a thing as “opposite sex” since sex is also on a spectrum like gender

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship ! flings r nice i guess but i prefer the stability and commitment of an actual relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i thnik im fairly simple..idk

37. What song are you listening to?

when he died by lemon demon

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yea of course39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

my best friemd emily40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

theyre hot and funny and very kind!!!!41. When did you last receive a text message?

idk maybe an hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

im hungry and not being held by my gf43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

its my mom so fairly well i think44. Does anyone disgust you?

men45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no bc im already dating someone46. Are you in a good mood right now?

i feel...neutral47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommate !48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its blue pruple n green tie dye49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

ya my history professor told me i had to read books50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no one is coming to mind51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

i dont hate anyone!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

almost gave up on ever being able to pet the raccoons outside the dining hall but someday ill be able to earn their trust

53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

not rly ! as long as theyre safe about it ykwim55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

no i think ive told most of my crushes how i felt about them at the time 56. Do you like to cuddle?

god yes i love to hold and be held57. Are you shy?

its the social anxiety 58. Do you get along with girls?

i am a lesbian59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

we r dating !! 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my peper spray 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

id do it for 10 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

ive been in my current one for 7 and my longest lasted 8 ! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yes! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

anything my gf does is cute65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cat yawned when she tried to meow and made a weird squeak sound

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

18 (or maybe 19 now idk), 19, 20

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

i do them myself bc i hate spending money68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

ghgdh,....neither69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

i dont have a car yet 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

neither...i dont rly like eithr of those music genres71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

im samsung bitch until i die72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

its been months. maybe years. i dont like pizza73. Do you like diet soda?    

i dont rly like any soda anymore tbh74. What color are the walls in your room?

plain white...f    75. Are you 16 or older?    

bitche im 2076. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nop i dont even know waht its about77. Do you have a job?    

yes i work in a library !  78. What are your initials?    

ylb79. Did you ever have braces?    

no :^/80. Are you from the south?    

nope im a pnw bitch

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

something about voting82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

ya shes my best friemd83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my mom.. fuck my dad !84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

i vaguely remember attending a gymnastics class when i was like 5 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

uhh.. venom i think86. Do you smoke?    

no never !!!87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   

flip flops. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

god how old are these questions. who has a phone that isnt touch screen now89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

my hair is naturally curly !90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

a pool..... rivers and lakes r scary92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

not yet93. …Had sex in a car?    

no that seems. . difficult. theres not very much room94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

im in a luvly relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

sleepin96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

new years i think??97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yea its pretty nice98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

no but ik i wanted one before i got into my current relationship skdgjhj99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no but i did drink half a beer thing once and went to sleep bc i got a stomach ache100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

i dont even use facebook101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

when i was in first grade id play “family” w my friend sometimes and she’d pretend to be the dad and i was the mom so we would spoon each other bc we thot thats what sex was and i thought she actually got me pregnant bc i was 7 and didnt know anything102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

the song blind slaps103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no its winter and i also dont go outdoors104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

 i hate wearing shorts

[dabubblegottarant]

Asks #7

1. What is you middle name?

i dont have one 

2. How old are you?

i am 17 

3. What is your birthday?

january 27 

4. What is your zodiac sign?

aquarius 

5. What is your favorite color?

black 

6. What’s your lucky number?

i think 9 

7. Do you have any pets?

nope 

8. Where are you from?

california 

9. How tall are you?

5 ft 6 in 

10. What shoe size are you?

size 9 

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

oof a lot. i share with my mother so i dont have an exact count 

12. What was your last dream about?

i dont remember, i used to record my dreams but i got lazy 

13. What talents do you have?

uhh idk i guess i can dance 

14. Are you psychic in any way?

i dont think so 

15. Favorite song?

atm i like best friends by rex orange county 

16. Favorite movie?

i like about time 

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

sehun 

18. Do you want children?

nah 

19. Do you want a church wedding?

no 

20. Are you religious?

no 

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yeah

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

no

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

not that i can think of 

24. Baths or showers?

showers 

25. What color socks are you wearing?

not wearing socks 

26. Have you ever been famous?

nope...? 

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

i wanted to before but that would be such a hassle with no privacy   

28. What type of music do you like?

i like anything tbh 

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no 

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

four 

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

to my side

32. How big is your house?

medium size i guess

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

cereal 

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

nope 

35. Have you ever tried archery?

nope 

36. Favorite clean word?

nostalgia 

37. Favorite swear word?

bitch ass 

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

ive never pulled an all nighter 

39. Do you have any scars?

 yeah many 

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

 i wouldnt know bc it wouldnt be a secret anymore 

41. Are you a good liar?

 not really

42. Are you a good judge of character?

nopeeeee

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

british lol 

44. Do you have a strong accent?

i dont think so 

45. What is your favorite accent?

 i like Scottish accent. those seem fun 

46. What is your personality type?

INFP 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

i think that would be my overalls 

48. Can you curl your tongue?

yes i can 

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie 

50. Left or right handed?

right handed 

51. Are you scared of spiders?

nope 

52. Favorite food?

fast food 

53. Favorite foreign food?

pad thai 

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

messy 

55. Most used phrased?

oh my god 

56. Most used word?

idk 

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

thirty to forty minutes 

58. Do you have much of an ego?

 i think i do 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

 suck and then bite 

60. Do you talk to yourself?

all the time 

61. Do you sing to yourself?

at times 

62. Are you a good singer?

nope 

63. Biggest Fear?

dwelling on the past and not being able to move on 

64. Are you a gossip?

 idk 

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

about time 

66. Do you like long or short hair?

 i like short hair 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

 i used to 

68. Favorite school subject?

math 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

nope but i would like to try 

71. What makes you nervous?

public speaking and confronting awkwardness 

72. Are you scared of the dark?

not really

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

uh depends. sometimes i do 

74. Are you ticklish?

yes very 

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

hmm i probably have but it also probably died down once i started LOL

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

yes 

77. Have you ever drank underage?

technically i have when i was 4 

78. Have you ever done drugs?

nope 

79. Who was your first real crush?

hmmm i think Deepika Padukone 

80. How many piercings do you have?

one 

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

yes i can 

82. How fast can you type?

ehh medium speed 

83. How fast can you run?

not very lol

84. What color is your hair?

black 

85. What color is your eyes?

brown

86. What are you allergic to?

im not allergic to anything 

87. Do you keep a journal?

i used to 

88. What do your parents do?

they both engineers 

89. Do you like your age?

i do 

90. What makes you angry?

when i end up caring more than i needed to and someone else just doesnt show it that much 

91. Do you like your own name?

not really 

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

i dont want children 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

i dont want children

94. What are you strengths?

cheetos 

95. What are your weaknesses?

cheetos 

96. How did you get your name?

my grandmother named me 

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

i dont think so 

98. Do you have any scars?

hell yeah 

99. Color of your bedspread?

green 

100. Color of your room?

white 

[meowingatthesea]

All the questions!!!

all of them? Oh geeze okay! 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?nope sorry Charlie2. You talked to an ex today, correct?how do you define ex? cause ive talked to someone I broke up with and then got back together with 3. Have you taken someones virginity?nope4. Is trust a big issue for you?yeah trust is very important and hard to earn for me 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Saw them last Sunday!6. What are you excited for?uh Deutschlager should be fun hopefully maybe I’m also hella stressed about it though 7. What happened tonight?answered already 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?No? I mean I get concerned for their health but its not disgusting and its their choice 9. Is confidence cute?yes10. What is the last beverage you had?a warm juice box 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?nah I don’t feel like defining my friends by sexual organs rn 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?no way13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?zone out as I scroll on Tumblr as I try and forget the SAT I just took and the evening I spent with extended family 14. What are you going to spend money on next?already answered 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?yup! 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?clothing? Yes. Dramatic personality shift? No. Minor changes? Oh for sure 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?A few of my friends 18. The last time you felt broken?last tuesday night 19. Have you had sex today?nah dude 20. Are you starting to realize anything?that even the most well intentioned teachers suck and I shouldn’t have done the IB program. Also that talking about the holocaust in German class is AWKWARD 21. Are you in a good mood?already answered 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?yeah I don’t know the meaning of fear or stupidity23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?I think?24. What do you want right this second?im in a library and perfectly content to say nothing 25. What would you say if the person you like kissed another girl/boy?a) I’d be surprised theyre not that type of person b) I’d shrug and say “yeah that’s fair I’ve done it enough”26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?yup 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?not at all 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?already answered 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?see that’s the issue with having friends all across the country you’re always missing someone 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?no 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?no. He’s not my favorite and he needs to learn that poking me is not an appropriate greeting but nah he’s chill. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?we’re dating I sure hope so 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?I don’t drink regular but that’s cause diabetes. I drink diet though 34. Listening to?@allhailthejellybeanmonarch’s spotify playlist 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?already answered 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?probably chilling with their dog at their house? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?no 38. Who did you last call?my grandparents to see if I could get a ride home from school 39. Who was the last person you danced with?My mom, at my cousin’s bar mitzvah 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?I’m dating them and they’re cute?41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Valentine’s day my school gives out free cupcakes then42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?already answered 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?okay buddy so my datemate and I met in kindergarten, and I promptly made them hate me from 2nd-8th grade, so yeah you could say that. 44. Do you tan in the nude?No 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?nope 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?not last night 47. Who was the last person to call you?some random ass number that I don’t know and ignored 48. Do you sing in the shower?YES49. Do you dance in the car?already answered 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?a life goal for a solid 6 years was to be Artemis so yes 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?2 weeks ago at my cousin’s bar mitzvah 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?BUDDY HAVE YOU LOOKED AT MY BLOG 53. Is Christmas stressful?any season dedicated to goysiche nonsense is 54. Ever eat a pierogi?yeah they’re okay55. Favorite type of fruit pie?pecan isn’t a fruit but pecan 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?already answered 57. Do you believe in ghosts?depends on the day 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?yup. 59. Take a vitamin daily?yup. 60. Wear slippers?nope. 61. Wear a bath robe?some times. 62. What do you wear to bed?NFTY NW sweats and a leopard print button down 63. First concert?already answered64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Target 65. Nike or Adidas?Neither 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Cheetos are the only chips I eat 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Neither 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?no clue 69. Ever take dance lessons?do forced square dance lessons through the public school system count?70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?already answered71. Can you curl your tongue?yes72. Ever won a spelling bee?no 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?I don’t think so74. What is your favorite book?you can’t make me choose75. Do you study better with or without music?with 76. Regularly burn incense?no 77. Ever been in love?already answered78. Who would you like to see in concert?so many people!!! Mostly Broadway people 79. What was the last concert you saw?N/A 80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot always 81. Tea or coffee?tea always I hate coffee 82. Favorite type of cookie?any cookie I don’t care83. Can you swim well?Well enough to not drown 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?already answered85. Are you patient?not at all 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?band 87. Ever won a contest?not that I recall 88. Ever have plastic surgery?No 89. Which are better black or green olives?BLACK 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?its fine dude 91. Best room for a fireplace?already answered92. Do you want to get marriedAt somepoint in the unseen undefined future

Thanks for the ask anon!!!! @ everyone else in sorry for such a long post

[dirt-mccracken]

answer all the numbers

[thejonlife]

1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 23, 25, 26, 32, 33, 36, 42, 47, 49, 56, 57, 59, 62, 63, 66, 67, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 75, 78, 81, 83, 85 (Wanted to pick them all but I picked the ones that are better....... no pressure!)

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship? To an extent of course but theres way more important stuff :]

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship? i am not.

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person? As much as i joke about wanting to be a hoe i dont think i can?

8. Describe your crush Shes an old co worker shes blonde nerdy and sweet to me.

9. Describe your perfect mate :oh i have no idea but i hope shes nice cool thinks im cute and is a nerd in her own way.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married? Honestly i dont know i dont love marriage as an expensive social construct but i always imagined dying with someone you know?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily? Sometimes if her friend is taking up my attention ha but im understanding. 

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes an old work buddy and a couple tumblr crushes :]

15. Do you have any piercings? Stretched ear lobes but i lost my left one in SF

16. Do you have any tattoos? No but im trying to set up an appointment today actually 

17. Do you like kissing in public? Definitely as long as its not intense PDA but im affectionate for sure. 

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course im not a cheater.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? This year compared to last year i would like to put myself out there but i believe in things happening organically.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes but im not sure how serious those words were and or they were back then.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? I was so in love in my last relationship that i couldnt tell she wasnt on my level so yes but thats life and that happens. 

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? I havent and i dont think i could but i know tons of great looking guys.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? No actually and im lucky for that but i had a crush on a middle school friend because she always went out of her way to give me a hug :]

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Less than a minute if we know each other already but i am restrained if weve just met.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you? My birthday was this last wednesday and i turned 31 but ive been told i look younger than i am so thats great.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? im single AF

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body I have a beard i wear glasses I am 5′7 i have brown eyes i have been told i have a nice nose i like my legs/thighs weird but theyre muscular kind of my ears are stretched and i wish i had bigger hands?

57. Things you want to say to an ex: I hope youre well.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) I will do this later but bear with me im terrible at selfies :[

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Im a sucker for just touching period especially any that makes me feel manly.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Insertion?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favorite roleplay? I have never lol but itd be cool to pretend to be a sick patient and have them be a nurse.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Brewery trip or a museum after we grab food and we go for a drive or a walk and we talk :]

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off? Mean or pessimistic or dirty people.

70. What turns you on? Nice legs and a sense of humor or a great smile

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I wish i could remember ha ha ha ha but god those were awkward ill say if i remember eventually.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Moaning and i was called daddy once and i didnt think id like that but i do also being called papi. If you just exclaim fuck thats super hot too.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Fill out this form and or just text me to say hi or invite me out to drink or have dinner.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? A friend of mine just recently bought me one of those SNES classics :] my birthday sucked but my friend bough that for me months ago and i had no idea :0

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Im almost certain i might be depressed or have some mental ailment because im always going through sadness but im okay right now oh and i ghosted somebody once and i felt terrible about that. Oh i also once accidentally broke somebodys drivers side mirror but karma got me last year. 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive? Famous people? Gal Gadot Chrissy Teigen ashley graham and tons of other awesome people.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with? Ha ha ha im lame but my first kiss was my prom date senior year.

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I have a crush on some people i follow on tumblr so of course :D ;]

Send me asks pls I'm bored : )

Why not?

[r0rorowurboat]

All of them!

200: My crush’s name is: n/a lmao199: I was born in: naples, fl198: I am really: gay?? idk197: My cellphone company is: t mobile196: My eye color is: green/blue/gray/idk man195: My shoe size is: 7 1/2 8 sometimes194: My ring size is: um i think that was 7 too but i dont remember193: My height is: 5′4″192: I am allergic to:pineapples and penicillin191: My 1st car was: a v old red saturn190: My 1st job was: a waitress189: Last book you read: um i think it was uhhhhhh shit uhhhh god fuck it was the warrior cats book but!!! it was bc i was stuck at my sister house with nothing but bibles or that series to read188: My bed is: an air mattress atm187: My pet: is perfect and i love her her name is luna and shes a little black cat who loves cuddles and kisses186: My best friend:is wonderful and i love him185: My favorite shampoo is: uhm. error i hardly ever use shampoo bc i have v dry curly hair and it makes it horrible184: Xbox or ps3: pc boi183: Piggy banks are: cure182: In my pockets: they dont make pockets in womens fashion wtf are you on. but uh. usually my phone, wallet, and keys181: On my calendar: i.. dont.. have one. 180: Marriage is: alright i guess. tax benefits179: Spongebob can: do that annoying laugh 178: My mom: tries v hard177: The last three songs I bought were? *squints* i think... it was keshas new album?176: Last YouTube video watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQuR8LVKhUE175: How many cousins do you have? 2174: Do you have any siblings? yes i have 3 older sisters173: Are your parents divorced? yeup172: Are you taller than your mom? nope171: Do you play an instrument? not anymore but i used to play clarinet170: What did you do yesterday? uhm spent the day at home as usual[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nah man168: Luck: to an extent i guess?167: Fate: i dont think so. 166: Yourself: sometimes165: Aliens: yes164: Heaven: nah163: Hell: nah162: God: nah161: Horoscopes: yes160: Soul mates: nah159: Ghosts: hmmm probably158: Gay Marriage: yes!157: War: no156: Orbs: orbs?? what are those?? like in ghost hunter shows? bc if so then no155: Magic: hm. what type? i think theres stuff we dont know about but idk if id call it magic. I think certain things have more power than we give credit. idk its hard to explain.[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: online151: Red heads or Black haired: redheadsredheadsredheads150: Blondes or Brunettes: hmmmm blondes i guess?149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: hmmm oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: usually sneakers tbh but uhhh i own more heels then flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: hm i mean i guess sweet and poor? im already poor so137: Coke or Pepsi: i dont drink soda, water. or coffee136: Hillary or Obama: obama135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: um. walmart? 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who?131: Small town or Big city: hm idk. probably city? 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither pls128: Manicure or Pedicure: hmmm manicure probs.127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the east coast but idk west coast is home to a lot of friends so hmmmm126: Your Birthday or Christmas: its like a week apart there isnt much difference125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: i dont sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: icky121: George Bush: memes?120: Gay Marriage: im gay119: The presidential election: my vote didnt matter!118: Abortion: its your body your choice117: MySpace: never had one116: Reality TV: i mean, its fake? entertaining tho115: Parents: eh. 114: Back stabbers: icky113: Ebay: cheap stuff112: Facebook: only for family tbh111: Work: pays the bills110: My Neighbors: dont know them109: Gas Prices: expensive108: Designer Clothes: overpriced107: College: wish i could afford it!106: Sports: nah105: My family: haha104: The future: haha[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my grandma a few days ago102: Last time you ate: pizza a few hours ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: moving day seeing my extended family again100: Cried in front of someone: the other night with my mom or uhhh in call with kina today actually99: Went to a movie theater: wow uh pretty long time ago i dont actually remember98: Took a vacation: haha idk man97: Swam in a pool: wow uh idk96: Changed a diaper: hm last time i was with the twins. not sure how long its been. maybe 2 or 3 months?95: Got my nails done: when did my sister get married? years ago idk94: Went to a wedding: ^^93: Broke a bone: never have92: Got a peircing: about a year ago91: Broke the law: heh uh 90: Texted: a few hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: probably kina or riley rn88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my mom tbh. the kids. wyatt. 87: The last movie I saw: the orphan86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: hm idk getting a job i guess85: The thing im not looking forward to: getting a job lmao84: People call me: by my name. but i have nicknames now!! Ray, rachi, babe, ray baby... its very nice and makes me feel warm and fuzzy and loved83: The most difficult thing to do is: hmmm clean? be honest about things that are bothering me? idk82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never81: My zodiac sign is: capricorn sun aquarius moon80: The first person i talked to today was: the gc i think?79: First time you had a crush: i was v young and they had freckles and red hair and i died78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: um i try not to hide things in general! but someone who will call me out recently is raiken and archie lmao77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: riley lmao tho i beat her to it 

76: Right now I am talking to: riley75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i am grown up technically. uh. hopefully be an animator74: I have/will get a job: as a cashier probably73: Tomorrow: i have a job interview and then im gonna get coffee72: Today: was a long day71: Next Summer: hmmm idk70: Next Weekend: IDK GOD69: I have these pets: a cat!! who i love!!! and already gushed about but shes laying on my lap and purring rn and its so soothing68: The worst sound in the world: scratching against those uhhhh holographic things???? god i hate it67: The person that makes me cry the most is: hmnn my dad haha66: People that make you happy: my friends!!! Kina, Ali, Archie, Riley, Leo, Raiken, Mimi...... all of them good pals the squad my faves i love them65: Last time I cried: today rip64: My friends are: GOOD AND AMAZING I LOVE THEM63: My computer is: big! and i like it62: My School: none61: My Car: ded from the hurricane rip me60: I lose all respect for people who: are shitty? idk. 59: The movie I cried at was: hmmmm idk movies dont usually make me cry58: Your hair color is: uhm it was really dark blue but as the color has faded it kind of looks black/brown now57: TV shows you watch: a lot of them56: Favorite web site: uh i guess tumblr55: Your dream vacation: not being here!! probably just going around visiting everyone and hanging out having a good time54: The worst pain I was ever in was: tearing a ligament in my knee it hurt a lot53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: messy51: My favorite celebrity is: ummm idk50: Where would you like to be: home tbh49: Do you want children: idk48: Ever been in love: ye47: Who’s your best friend: hhhhhhhhhhhh raiken46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls and nb babes45: One thing that makes you feel great is: just hanging out with people tbh44: One person that you wish you could see right now: i guess that would be my mom haha43: Do you have a 5 year plan: i did once. idk what happened to it haha i guess things never really go according to plan and it just hurts more to make one. just set goals, not plans.42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: i did once but i dont think i have the same values as i did when i made that41: Have you pre-named your children: i used to but idk if i want kids anymore40: Last person I got mad at: ummmm hmm 39: I would like to move to: hmm somewhere with 4 seasons not just summer and less hot summer38: I wish I was a professional: artist[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: kit-kats36: Vehicle: um idk small ones i guess35: President: obama? idk34: State visited: ooohhh michigan33: Cellphone provider: ive only ever had the one so idk32: Athlete: uh31: Actor: uh30: Actress: uh29: Singer: hmmmmmmmm rn i would have to say Bea Miller but check back with me in a week28: Band: The Silent Comedy27: Clothing store: hmmmm cotton on has really comfy clothes26: Grocery store: target or publix25: TV show: rn? bnha24: Movie: hhhhhh um idk uhhhhh moulin rouge i guess? it used to be my fav but idk anymore23: Website: tumblr22: Animal: elephants21: Theme park: epcot20: Holiday: halloween19: Sport to watch: none18: Sport to play: none17: Magazine: none16: Book: hmmmmm A Monster Calls15: Day of the week: none14: Beach: hh13: Concert attended: never been12: Thing to cook: uh i guess eggs11: Food: sushi10: Restaurant: its a really good sushi place with bubble tea and thai donuts that i dont remember the name of9: Radio station: hhh idk8: Yankee candle scent: idk7: Perfume: i dont really like perfume it gives me headaches6: Flower: ooooh gardenia5: Color: blue/green teal4: Talk show host: john oliver3: Comedian: hh2: Dog breed: hmmm husky? also labradors and uhhh all dogs tbh ohhh pitbulls and rottweilers i love dogs good yes1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye mostly

[deira-luv]

tagged by: @www98vikitoo

rules: answer these 92 statements and tag people

(gosh 92? ur lucky i care about u)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water

2. Phone call: my mom

3. Text: my best friend

4. Song you listened to: Just Fine by Mary J. Blige

5. Time you cried: i cried because i was thinking about how i’ve never seen snow and i think that says a lot about who i am 

HAVE YOU: 

6. Dated someone twice: i haven’t even dated someone once

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: ive never kissed anyone either:-)

8. Been cheated on: :-)

9. Lost someone special: haven’t we all?

10. Been depressed: i don't know if I've ever been sad enough to be depressed

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: no, i can’t drink yet

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 

12-14: Purple, Blue, and Pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes definitely, in real life and on tumblr

16. Fallen out of love:...mm i dunno if it was ever love to begin with

17. Laughed until you cried: yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah apparently people talk about me at school??? bc im “good at drawing”???

19. Met somebody who changed you: yeah i can say ive definitely become a lot nicer and that's because of blueberry-pastel (she claims im an angel but i got it from her)

20. Found out who your friends are: yes, my friend group has slimmed considerably and i wouldn't have it any other way

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i don't have Facebook...

GENERAL: 

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: :-)

23. Do you have any pets: no, but i want a cat

24. Do you to change your name: no

25: What did you do for your last birthday: i stayed home and ate cheesecake while having a mini party with my sisters

26. What time did you wake up: 7:30am  (daylight savings just ended)

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping??

28. Name something you cant wait for: i cant wait for next weekend because my sisters come home and i can show them all my drawings from the week and we can develop this stupid au

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: she’s literally in the other room. i can hear her talking.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i could change all my friends moving away...

31: What are you listening to right now: Feels by Calvin Harris, what else?

32. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: yea

33. some thing that is getting on your nerves: school

34:most visited website: tumblr.com, bet you'd have never guessed

35. mole/s: u mean like.. beauty marks? i got lotsa those

36: mark/s: scars and stretch marks, and this weird blemish on my cheek

37: Childhood dream: i dunno i think it was a ballerina

38: Hair color: black

39: long or short hair: short

40: Do u have a crush on anyone: not anymore...*looks out the window dramatically*

41: What do you like about yourself?: i like my imagination, because when im bored i could just think up a new killugon story plot or continue one of my old daydreams

42. Piercings: no :( but i want some

43. Blood type: i don't know

44. Nickname: BB or Deedee(sometimes my sisters call me bedeedee tho)

45. Relationship status: u already know its single

46. Zodiac: Cancer

47. Pronouns: she/her

48: Favorite tv shows: i dont really have any?? the amazing world of gumball maybe?

50. (did we skip 49?) Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: nope

52. Hair dyed in a different color: no, but i want to

53: Sport: im not good at sports... i can run tho so track?

55. Vacation: the beach, of course

56: Pair of trainers: what does this even mean? no??

MORE GENERAL: 

57. Eating: nothing right now

58. Drinking: i want water but again nothing

59. I'm about to: turn on the fan cause its hot in here

61: Waiting for: didn't i already answer this? next weekend

62: Want: winter break, im ready for the Christmas music

63. Get married: id like to, when i meet the right person(ew that sounds sappy)

64. Career: a fashion designer, if not, an astronomer

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. Hugs or kisses: im taking both you cant stop me

66. Lips or eyes: eyes, i think they're all so pretty, especially with al the colors they come in

67. Shorter or taller: taller, it'd be great if i could meet someone taller than me

68. Older or younger: older but not by too much

70. nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71: sensitive or loud: huh???

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship duhh

73. troublemaker or hesitant: cant i just have a normal one? whatever troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 

74: Kissed a stranger: didn't i already answer this? no

75. Lost glasses/ contact lens: too many times. i just stopped wearing them

76. Turned someone down: :-) no

78. Sex on the first date: nNO

79. Had your heart broken: i dont know if you could call i that but i guess

80. Broken someone's heart: ha no

81. Been arrested: the most illegal thing ive done is cross the street without looking

82. Cried when someone died: um yeah??? i cried at a funeral and i didn't even know the person who died

83. fallen for a friend: *clears throat loudly* maybe

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. yourself: ha no

85. Miracles: yea

86. Love at first sight: yea

87. Santa Claus: never have and im too old too do it now

OTHER:

90. current best friend name: real life: bryanna tumblr: uhhh i think her name is alma?? @blueberry-pastel whats ur name??

91. Eye color: brown, exciting i knwo

92. favorite movie: well thanks to somebody *looks canzie straight in the eyes* Kingsman: The Secret Service

woop! we made it! im tagging: 

@canzie-gumm @blueberry-pastel @wonderlandmonkeypuzzle @killuasnowtree @commonaddictwithapen @driftingglass

have fun guys

[ultraviolencced]

if you have time can you please answer all of the ask number things you haven't answered yet? if not just answer 98 please

2. How old are you?                                                                                                 21

3. When is your birthday?                                                                             august 22 in a few days

4. What is your zodiac sign?                                                                                    leo

20. Are you religious?                                                                                         no                                     

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?                                                        no, i’ve technically committed “crimes” but never get caught 

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?                                                                   i met vesperteen               

24. Baths or showers?                                                                                           showers i only take baths if i have a bath bomb

25. What color socks are you wearing?                                                                   im barefoot                                                     

26. Have you ever been famous?                                                                             nope

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?                                                                 no 

28. What type of music do you like?                                                                       a lot of types

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?                                                                   yeah

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?                                                       theres 4 on my bed i sleep on two         

32. How big is your house?                                                                                     not big, 4 bedrooms 2 bathrooms 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?                                                        coffee 

34. Have you ever fired a gun?                                                                                yeah

35. Have you ever tried archery?                                                                             yeah

36. Favorite clean word?                                                                                         heck and all variations of it 

37. Favorite swear word?                                                                                        fuck and all variations of it

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?                                        idk ive gone days without it

39. Do you have any scars?                                                                                    yeah

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?                                                              not that i know of but probably not 

42. Are you a good judge of character?                                                                  idk 

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?                                       no 

44. Do you have a strong accent?                                                                           no 

45. What is your favorite accent?                                                                           dont have one

46. What is your personality type?                                                                          bad

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?                                               my lace bodysuit from vs i think it was $60 i also have a $90 bra 

48. Can you curl your tongue?                                                                                  yeah

49. Are you an innie or an outie?                                                                            innie

50. Left or right handed?                                                                                         right 

52. Favorite food?                                                                                                    pasta

53. Favorite foreign food?                                                                                          ive never had food outside of the u.s so idk 

54. Are you a clean or messy person?                                                                    pretty clean

55. Most used phrased?                                                                                          im not sure tbh

56. Most used word?                                                                                             fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?                                                      1-3 hours depends on how i do my hair and makeup 

58. Do you have much of an ego?                                                                           no not really 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?                                                                           suck 

60. Do you talk to yourself?                                                                                      yeah 

62. Are you a good singer?                                                                                      no 

63. Biggest Fear?                                                                                                     spiders 

64. Are you a gossip?                                                                                                i talk a lot of shit

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?                                                             Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

66. Do you like long or short hair?                                                                           on myself long on other people both 

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?                                                           yeah

68. Favorite school subject?                                                                                    idk 

69. Extrovert or Introvert?                                                                                     introvert                                                 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?                                                                     no 

72. Are you scared of the dark?                                                                               no 

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?                                            usually not

74. Are you ticklish?                                                                                                 not really 

75. Have you ever started a rumor?                                                                        no 

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?                                                  i was like the head cheerleader as a youth and first chair violin do those count

77. Have you ever drank underage?                                                                      yes  

78. Have you ever done drugs?                                                                               yeah 

79. Who was your first real crush?                                                                          a kid i went to school with in 6th grade im not going to say names

80. How many piercings do you have?                                                                   a lot of normal ones in my ears, my nose, my lip, and my belly button. 

82. How fast can you type?                                                                                     idk 

83. How fast can you run?                                                                                       not fast unless its from the cops then im the fucking flash 

84. What color is your hair?                                                                                    blue

85. What color is your eyes?                                                                                   blue 

86. What are you allergic to?                                                                                   penicillin 

87. Do you keep a journal?                                                                                      no 

88. What do your parents do?                                                                                my mom works at an elementary school 

89. Do you like your age?                                                                                        idk i mean i can legally drink and smoke weed so thats nice i guess 

90. What makes you angry?                                                                                    a lot of things 

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?                i dont want kids but i do want a calf and i would name him bowie 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?                                                                 dont want kids i want to rescue a male calf from the dairy industry 

94. What are you strengths?                                                                                    dont have any 

95. What are your weaknesses?                                                                            my whole entire self 

96. How did you get your name?                                                                             my mom just liked the name

97. Were your ancestors royalty?                                                                         no

98. Do you have any scars?                                                       ��                            yeah 

99. Color of your bedspread?                                                                                     off white

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92 things!

yiKes im so late to this but i was tagged by @craighsiao, @kittenmusicals, @pbophelia, @zigisbisexual, and @mermaidwarriorqueen yall are so crazy i love yall thank u w all of my heart :’)))

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water 2. Phone call: my mom 3. Text message: "dont watch princess bride” w a pic of it buffering from my friend lmao 4. Song you listened to: fetish by selena gomez my newest bop 5. Time you cried: an hour ago bc of my shit eyebrows that got Ruined!

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: lol

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: lol no

8. Been cheated on: LOL 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: hooyeah 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not yet djfakld

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. millennial pink lol 13. periwinkle 14. maroon

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: hooooo boy yeAH irl and on tumblr!! 16. Fallen out of love: specifically w thomas hunt sry bb 17. Laughed until you cried: me 24/7 18. Found out someone was talking about you: hajdhf yeah but she cried and apologized so we’re cool now 19. Met someone who changed you: omg yes so much 20. Found out who your friends are: yesyeysyes i luv them 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: who still uses fb

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: none?? 23. Do you have any pets: an inside cat, 3 strays outside that we just feed and they just chill out here, and also some fish that are like 6 years old 24. Do you want to change your name: i wanna switch my first and middle name 

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i went on vacation in florida and new orleans with my best friends hfjakdhf 26. What time did you wake up: 12:30 my sleeping schedule is fucked 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching makeup vids lol 28. Name something you can’t wait for: TRR CHAPTER 15!!!!! 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 30 mins ago idk 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my ability to talk to people bc my anxiety!! ahhaha!!!! 31. What are you listening to right now: FETISH BY SELENA GOMEZ A BOP!! 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no?? 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my fukxign eyebrows that the lady messed up ughggjkhsd 34. Most visited Website: is this even a question lmao tumblr and youtube 35. Mole/s: ugh i have one on my stomach and it bothers the shit out of me but i have more in other places im just too lazy to look 36. Mark/s: do cat scratch scars count bc i got a lot of those 37. Childhood dream: my mom told me my 1st grade teacher asked what i wanted to be and i remembered the episode of curious george that i watched before leaving the house and said an ice cream girl in the park but either that or become ariel 38. Hair color: rly dark brown but in the sun it turns rly light like into like honey brown idek 39. Long or short hair: ive had both but long hair is such a chore so short bc i have like medium rn 40. Do you have a crush on someone: who needs that when ur already married to henry cavill but chris powell, drake, the prince, maxwell, dick grayson, jason todd... 41. What do you like about yourself: i DID like my eyebrows smh its ok theyll grow back 42. Piercings: lol i didnt even get my ears pierced so none 43. Blood type: who are u identity theft fuk off m8 44. Nickname: CATLYN, kk, kalina bc me and my friend have a 824 snap streak and its our #goals ship name 45. Relationship status: single married to henry cavill i even had to organize my own wedding for a project in floral design sophomore year 46. Zodiac: cancer im a crybaby ik 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show/s: pretty little liars, grimm, young justice, the big bang theory, two broke girls, sherlock, and family feud lmao 49. Tattoos: i want somethin smol but not yet 50. Right or left hand: i was gonna be a lefty but my daycare person literally treated me like shit and made me use my right hand so now im a righty and she got her ass fired :)) not like i remember anything tho lmao

51. Surgery: ortho surgery bc my mouth was too small and my teeth were so fucked up but braces gave me a glo up lol 52. Hair dyed in different color: omg no but i have these rly cool brown streaks on the side of my head and its also underneath my hair but its rly pretty ppl always ask me about it bc its like genetic idk its cool 53. Sport: i fucking live for watching football om Fg

55. Vacation: im guessing this is where ive been?? so uh hawaii, florida, mississippi, louisiana (and bish i been to shreveport, louisiana home of my boi jake mckenzie dshfjs), texas aka my home, las vegas, california, cozumel, jamaica, belize, and soon the bahamas!! 56. Pair of trainers: oh my god i have like 30+ pairs of shoes i love shoes!!

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: nothing rn i ate steak for dinner tho 58. Drinking: water! 59. I’m about to: start watching a youtube video 61. Waiting for: my bday party w my friends on wednesday (lowkey those choices chapters too i wish my bb chris powell could wish me happy bday :’)) 62. Want: a BIG FAT bank account 63. Get married: to a nice rich husband yuh finished the sentence

64. Career: im a senior in hs and i got accepted into my pharm tech class aaaah were gonna get to go to hospitals and and wear scrubs and shit im so excited i wanna be a pharmacist or like somewhere in the med field bc they make BANK and also they help ppl :’)) 65. Hugs or kisses: from my future bb kisses 66. Lips or eyes: eyes yus 67. Shorter or taller: im 5′5 so im smol and theyre tol 68. Older or younger: mmm i prefer older but only like a year younger if theyre worth it dhfgsk 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: this is so hard but arms bc abs arent a requirement but arms,,,, yes 71. Sensitive or loud: how am i both sensitive and loud (tru) 72. Hook up or relationship: lol relationship i want it all 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant but troublemaker when im feelin big mood

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: uh kinda 75. Drank hard liquor: not yET LMAOOO 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 77. Turned someone down: jkasjdf lowkey yeah 78. Sex in the first date: no omfg sfdhgj 79. Broken someone’s heart: wym 24/7 lmao jk no 80. Had your heart broken: by many fanfics lord lol 81. Been arrested: nonoono 82. Cried when someone died: im making animals count so yes 83. Fallen for a friend: almost but skrtskrr were still friends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: if i try really hard YUH 85. Miracles: 11:11 twice a day for extra good luck yuh 86. Love at first sight: lol no 87. Santa Claus: yeah until i was like 14 88. Kiss on the first date: YUH WHY NOT if theyre not shit 89. Angels: meh not really

OTHER:

90. Current best friend’s name: omg irl alina and caroline my bbs and online @evisms i rly love u,, so much 91. Eyecolor: brown 92. Favorite movie: the man from uncle that ive seen 7 times!!, wonder woman!!, ex machina, hidden figures, coraline, and moana

im not gonna tag anyone bc prolly the entire choices population has done this but hit it up if u wanna!!

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answer them all idk how many there are but do 1-the end

hey now u can all blame david for this not me theres fuckin 100 of them fhjfghfgds

1-20: done!!

21. Are you in a good mood?nooo todays been a fuckin time i am STRESSED22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?honestly? yeah id love this

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?nah mine are blue his r green or hazel idr24. What do you want right this second?sleep im a sleepy bab25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?this is already a thing that happens n im 200% ok w it26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?sorta!!! i dyed my natural colour over some pink bits so its like 4-5 inches of roots and then 2-3 inches this weird red brown thats actually super ugly but im too lazy to fix it27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?honestly i think everyone makes me laugh so if someone doesnt make me laugh thats fuckin impressive28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?idk!!!29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?yah30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?nah31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?probably idk who it was but i hate boys in general32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i have feelings for like 5 people but yeah one of them knows33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?i love soda but i dont drink it 2 often bc its sooo sweet34. Listening to?kesha :^)35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?tbh no i hate writing in pencil a lot BUT i do like drawing in it36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?yeah!37. Do you believe in love at first sight?not really38. Who did you last call?the lost dogs home lol39. Who was the last person you danced with?probably em? idk40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?bc i was saying goodbye and we wanted 2 kiss each other41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?god this had to have been years ago i hate cake esdfghfd42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?nope43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?uhhh im never not embarrassing44. Do you tan in the nude?;)

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?god no46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?i dont think so bc i remember saying goodnight to people47. Who was the last person to call you?the lost dogs home48. Do you sing in the shower?yes49. Do you dance in the car?yes50. Ever used a bow and arrow?at every primary school camp ever51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?god like 6 years ago maybe??52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?no i love them sdfgh53. Is Christmas stressful?yes but i love it

54. Ever eat a pierogi?dont even know what it is!!55. Favorite type of fruit pie?apple and rhubarb!!!56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?director or actor lmao57. Do you believe in ghosts?ghjgfdsfghjfgd idk leav me alone58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?god always59. Take a vitamin daily?listen i should but i dont60. Wear slippers?i hate slippers idk why61. Wear a bath robe?yes i love them theyre a blankety alternative to clothes62. What do you wear to bed?uhhh it varies but usually nothing63. First concert?dsfghjgfdsfgh cute is what we aim for lol64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?listen i dont have walmart and targets expensive also i spent $40 at kmart today i think that sums it up65. Nike or Adidas?i literally dont care ngl66. Cheetos Or Fritos?ive never had cheetos and i dont even know what fritos are wertghjgfd67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?peanuts but i do love sunflower seeds68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?dear john is a guilty pleasure when im sad69. Ever take dance lessons?yeah!!70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?fucked if i know71. Can you curl your tongue?yeah i can do the three curl too72. Ever won a spelling bee?yeah lol73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?dsfghfd it always turns into breakdowns does that count74. What is your favorite book?the his dark material series :^)75. Do you study better with or without music?depends on my mood!!!76. Regularly burn incense?i HATE the smell of incense fuck77. Ever been in love?yes!!!78. Who would you like to see in concert?lorde tbh79. What was the last concert you saw?i think it was the wombats??? i dont think ive been to any shows since then idk80. Hot tea or cold tea?i love them both81. Tea or coffee?i love them both but coffee82. Favorite type of cookie?a classic choc ripple or teddy bear83. Can you swim well?god no i have almost drowned like...three or four times its bad84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yeah !! i didnt know this was a thing that ppl couldnt do tbh85. Are you patient?idk it depends on my mood i can wait for things sometimes but i also get real anzious86. DJ or band, at a wedding?sadfghjgfds i like bands at weddings idk why 87. Ever won a contest?yeah i won a competition to see josh thomas bc of an assholish thing i did once which i overexaggurated a lot lol88. Ever have plastic surgery?no but honestly its something im probably gonna do if i have money89. Which are better black or green olives?i hate them both my answer is olive oil90. Opinions on sex before marriage?fuckin go for it idgaf91. Best room for a fireplace?every room ever. bedroom? yes. kitchen? fuck yes. bathroom? why the fuck WOULDNT you92. Do you want to get married?nope dsfghdsfgh