#ive lost it

[lumarkyt]

Bro chill it’s just cookie dough

[ourdadai]

gaeul ☆ ive ( lockscreens )

[samwinchesterpsychiatry]

HeeeyY aha Ahahahhhhah what if i was an etto who was False and perhaps there was multiple of me.. Aha id be falsettos

[grimlers]

I dont even know what to say except sorry

[tassaonkaikki]

PISARA MERESSÄ?!?!??!?!

[sodapops0lstice]

Strider Husbandry Tips

Here's some tips for people who are new to the Strider Husbandry scene, i hope my advice is useful

Whilst it is true that most Strider's DO enjoy and even thrive living in smaller environments (making them great to keep if youre on a tighter budget!) it is absolutely vital that they have places to hide and sneak around in!!! it is in a Strider's very nature to be sneaky and unseen. they can become nervous and frightened if theyre too exposed or have nowhere to scurry around in. This is especially important for Strider's of the Dirk variety as they need hidey holes to survive (there have been many cases of Dirks actually DYING because they were so stressed because of their exposure), they often try to make hiding spots for themselves which results in many Dirks suffocating in air vents which they use as hiding places. I recommend making small spots for your Strider to hide in and if necessary get one of these. It simulates a Strider's natural instinct to burrow in tunnels safely and you can take it with you on travel

I hear a lot about Strider's having very specific dietary needs that is not met they could die. This is false!! This was disproven fairly recently and you can feed your Strider whatever you like really. The only hangup is learning which Strider's require apple juice or orange soda. This might seem intimidating at first due to how many different varieties and sub categories there are but generally, the rule of thumb is Aviator Shades require Apple Juice, Kamina Shades require Orange Soda. Though your Strider might prefer small tweaks in their beverage, experiment and record their reactions.

If your Strider isn't very physically affectionate do not assume they dislike you! Striders are very defensive and will likely assume at first you are a predator. Guardian and Ultimate breeds might try and hurt you whilst most others will steer clear of you. It's best to try and prove you are friend NOT foe, talk to your Strider, give them doritos and they're beverage. If that doesn't work, leave them alone for a while until they are used to your presence.

Whilst Striders are not vicious by nature it's best if you have a more aggressive variety to try and train them as soon as possible. I've known people who got themself the most aggressive breed of Strider (a Dave's Bro, or simply a Bro, if you were curious) didn't train them, used them as a bragging right and status symbol and then were surprised when they attempted to start abusing kids. It's really upsetting as a Bro can be an incredibly loyal companion if trained correctly, I've seem some, trained by the right people, having temperaments as docile as a Dave paired with a Karkat! (im not personally all that familiar with Vantas husbandry but i do know that a Dave paired with a Karkat are usually very docile to the point where some owners think they are ill or lethargic when that's just they're temperament.) If you want a more hands-on breed of Strider like a Bro be responsible and willing to put the effort in

Striders function better as units. Whilst keeping a single Strider is a totally normal and okay thing, most Striders do prefer living in groups of atleast 2 (if you can't afford/dont want multiple thats totally fine, if you aren't neglectful theyll 9/10 be happy and healthy). Within their own species, they are super social, often playing and sharing with eachother, they tend to feel safer when their is another Strider in the house. I don't think they're is an exact rhythm to which breed will get along with eachother, sometimes you just have to leave it up to whether they enjoy eachothers company or not. My only warning is, unless you can handle it, try not to get two needy breeds, they won't get jealous per se, just very VERY vocal when they aren't the center of attention, Daves are quite notorious for this behaviour, but some people find that endearing so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Try to equal out attention between any needy Strider you may have.

[herwatch]

literally can’t stop thinking about them. someone save me!!!!!

[frogbwoy]

Y'all Bi-Han looks eternally tired, has bad breath [according to Johnny Cage], he's irritatable, makes rash decisions even though he should technically be a meticulous and mysterious dude who probably doesn't speak much even tho all he does in the goddamn game is Yap. This all points to anorexia or a more appropriate guess, depression and you can't tell me I'm wrong in my delusioned state. I spent too much time going over the fucking gameplay of Mk1 to be wrong.

Just look at this bastard

He's so ill

[wonderful-magician]

Albino human design of daroach for the mind. He's here for dancing and thievery in a make believe olden times so I have zero restrictions. He is sinful. The madman.

[hyhkai]

fucking with him in doggy lol and he looks up and smiles and might just click a picture of you two. RAHHH he'd pull you by the hair, making you look up into the mirror and say "smile for the photo, baby~" while being balls deep in u and then toss the phone away and ruin you.

[ghostinurattic]

making a shitty comic for myself and my god, this one fkn doodle

[ourdadai]

yujin ☆ ive ( lockscreens )

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

this is so fucking funny to me what is happening

[sugashook]

im a nice guy i pay to stream ofmd okay but the site didnt work for like half the time i paid for it im over it

[potroasttheghostdog]

Waking up hungover in a stranger's bed only you're not hungover and it's your bed and it's not a stranger but it's a somehow catastrophic amount of additions to your etsy wishlist that you don't remember but now have to deal with.

I wake up to this and have to grapple with the remnants of my decision before I get into work and how it's all come to this.

I have completely lost all control over my life that I never had in the first place.