#ja nein

[uber-driver10]

I had so much fun while drawing this lolll

[tytarax2]

may i request twisting tiger, ja nein and liquido with an s/o smaller than them?

Forehead kisses literally 24/7

Will definitely confront someone who’s being rude

Sometimes he will go up to you and pat your head or pull your cheeks with his big, cheeky smile

If you were around his height tho, i think he would love to rest his head on your shoulder

Will randomly go up to you and hug you while rocking back and forth because that’s how much love he has for you

If he does tease you, it won't last long time bcs it will end up with laughing

Well, even though he's the shortest on his team, he's still German, so he's definitely tall.

You’re always the small spoon, seeing as neither of you would be comfortable any other way.

He really has no defining opinion towards your height

He does find it slightly amusing seeing you reaching for high up things or trying to intimidate Uber when messes with you

You sometimes steal his shirts and jackets, and he loves how it drapes off of your body

He makes fun of you but only to tease you and joke around, God forbid someone else make fun of you cause then you’ll have to struggle with holding your much taller bf back from use his manipulating skills :v

Oh boy

This guy has no mercy

He lives and breathes short jokes

He loves the height difference between you two and brings it up a lot

Always moving things up too high for you cuz he adores helping you out

It wouldn't matter if you're slightly shorter than him, he will lord it over your head

I can see the bastard bending down until he's eye level with you and cooing how cute you are

So you better get used to it

Masterlist

[gastaticn]

blame @tushi154 for this crackship. also blame the sexyman poll which i think shouldve been named the babygirl poll

[capitanschampagne]

i was actually pretty bored

[c28hunter]

I am not even sorry for this

[yanxioustrikas]

i remember some old supa fans headcanoned ja nein to be half thai 🇹🇭 so here’s my lazy headcanons for him lmao

ja nein’s thai mother is from phuket — i named her pakpao saengkaew (ปักเปา แสงแก้ว), she went by “patricia” when studying uni in germany

he can only speak basic thai since he was born and raised in germany his whole life

he has been to his mother’s home country a few times tho!

ja nein’s favourite thai food is green curry

[ares-ariborn]

another old edit of ja nein i made

[occasionalincorrectquotes]

"Ja Nein! Put down your stupid notebook & start training!" / "Just joined Iron Tank ↑"

"Uber, did you seriously think I did not expect this?" / "Preparing to borderline murder Supa Strikas ↑"

[your-dead-european-ancestor]

@strudelbbg got me thinking of these three

[lesserfandomappreciation]

hello! i rly love ur supa strikas hcs so much!!! may i ask for a hc on tiger, skarra, miko and ja nein with a s/o whose taller than them?

Thank you!!! I love when there's Supa Strikas requests!

Tiger

Height difference? What height difference? Oh, was he supposed to notice that? A lot of people are taller than him - if he kept track of every single person that loomed over he'd have a headache.

As the canonically shortest member of the Supa Strikas, and arguably out of the entire franchise, Tiger neither notices nor minds the difference. Few are the people he's dated that are shorter than him.

He's secretly a fan of being the short one. There's something about looking up and your s/o is just there that gets him every time.

Also regardless of whether s/o has boobs or chest, he has the best resting place at night. Its a win-win for him.

Skarra

Is this man very insecure about... a lot of things? Undoubtedly. But as any man with a love for legs will tell you, s/o being tall is a bonus. The insecurities that pop up whenever they reach for something for him or he has to reach up for a kiss are instantly annihilated by a pair of nice legs.

It takes character growth but Skarra does reach the point where he goes from squirming at the team's jabs at the height difference to unabashedly gesturing to s/o with pride. "What you mad I stole someone your height? Mad you couldn't score?"

Miko

There is an adjustment period required for Miko, only because he's never dated someone taller than him and he just doesn't want to gunk it up.

Miko has had an embarrassing amount of times where he turns to kiss them and then remembers he has to look up to see their face. It takes him a bit of dating before he gets the hang of it.

Honestly, the height difference makes him blush. More than once s/o has been gussied up for a party, looking like an entire snack and Miko needs a moment to recover mentally and emotionally.

Smitten, the man is smitten with his s/o.

Ja Nein

He is used to being the shortest on the team. That comes with the territory of being 5ft 8 on a team of 6ft+ giants (where General keeps finding these giants is beyond him). Still, Ja Nein does find it a tad funny that he fell for someone taller than him. he cannot escape tall people at all.

The good news on being the shortest teammate is that there is no fresh material the rest of the team can use that he hasn't already heard. He's has to reach? Please, that joke went stale several months ago.

The one insecurity he does have is strength. He's fit but compared to the rest of the jocks on his team Ja Nein might as well be a noodle. After some thought though he has learned a great way to combat this feeling. So long as s/o doesn't mind being lifted up repeatedly in front of the team.

[tytarax2]

JaNein & Vladimir Savich Relationship HCs

Do I have to state the obvious? This man bites, he bites you a lot! He's a fucking vampire.

Ear lobes and neck mostly

Anyway

All around a fairly well-rounded partner who will treat you right in a simple, low-drama but loving relationship.

Always taking pictures of you

Ok listen…on paper it sounds creepy but it’s literally the cutest thing ever

Has a photo album on his phone dedicated to pictures of you

Facetime you constantly when you’re not together.

You’ll brag about how you’re gonna order pizza for yourself later and he’ll call you when you’re eating and this mf has pizza too.

He’s all like “I wanted to feel like we’re together so I got the same thing.” 

This guy... 300 IQ but so fucking cute.

Fun fact, his name is literally "Yes No"

Either you two annoy Uber or Uber and you annoy him

Lots and lots of cuddles

He suffers from night terrors, so you usually sleep together, you being the big spoon.

He wants you to notice him all the time, when he talks to someone else and you are present he wants to show that he is always right.

He would be walking alongside you during one of your hangouts and he would keep glancing down at your hands.

“Oh man, it sure is cold out here.” He would sigh dramatically. It wasn’t as cold as he was making it out to be but you agreed nonetheless and that’s really all he needed to hear from you. 

He then grabs your hand and places it in his jacket pocket to warm you up. Once there, your fingers intertwine and that’s when you realize all he wanted to do the entire walk was just hold your hand. 

He also switches from being on your left side to your right side so the other hand doesn’t feel left out hehe.

Pins you to a wall or just pins you down whenever he gets the chance.

How dare you try to walk past him in the hallway on your way to the bedroom without acknowledging him?

Masterlist

[gastaticn]

bark.

ja nein based off @supa-suckers headcannons

[tytarax]

When I read your Scarra dating headcannons, you talked about german dudes soo..... I wanted to ask who that may be and maybe....... some dating headcannons for JaNein and/or Vladimir Savich......?

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard reading this, loved it.

And yeah, of course.

Vladimir is Ukrainian or Russian according to his name tho, but who cares. ;)

I'll do both... just because.

[c28hunter]

SUPABRL! ULTIMATE SEXYMAN POLL

[yanxioustrikas]

asian / asian-coded characters in supa strikas! — part 1

i should have done this since the start of may but anyways…

it’s asian heritage month in canada!

i thought i would show some asian representation in supa strikas! although unfortunately some have stereotypical designs, there are in fact a lot of asian / asian-coded characters here :))

* = headcanon name and flag

twisting tiger 🇯🇵

miko chen 🇨🇳*🇯🇵 + majority of nakama fc players

xing 🇨🇳

ja nein 🇹🇭*🇹🇷*🇩🇪

nilam* 🇮🇳*🇿🇦* (south african by nationality)

aran* 🇯🇵*🇲🇾*

mara 🇵🇭*🇿🇦* (south african by nationality)

becca* 🇵🇰*🇿🇦* (south african by nationality)

bonus: max power 🇰🇷* (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧)

[ares-ariborn]

ja nein in a nutshell