#jaime lynn beatty x reader

[starkid-fanfics]

tgwdlm characters as parents headcanons? other than bill lol

Paul

paul would be such a sweet father omg

at first when he found out that his s/o was pregnant he’d be SUPER nervous

but then he would be really happy oh my god

his whole would light up and he would start you laugh, throwing his arms around his s/o in a hug

he would cry and whisper “I’m gonna be a father!” while hugging them

when the baby is actually born and he sees it for the first time he would cry again

that’s something that he created… it’s like a mini version of him and his s/o and that just warms his heart so much.

when the child has gotten old enough for school, he would always say like “don’t worry about it, I’ll drop them off! I’ve got to go to work anyway” because he didn’t want to put more stuff on your shoulders even if you barely had anything

he’s really just so sweet and amazing aghh

Emma

emma emma emma

when she found out she was pregnant she probably didn’t believe it at first

she would buy AT LEAST 5 more pregnancy tests and if they all said positive then she would finally believe it

she would smile and give a silent cheer.

but then she remember jane and how good of a mother she was and she would become scared that she wasn’t going to be as a mother as jane

but once the baby is born all her worries are thrown out the window

one look at that cute little baby’s face and she’s like AHHHHHHHHH

literally “i’ve only had (baby’s name) for one minute but if anything happened to them i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

having a kid while in community college would probably be really hard and would have to scrape up enough money to get her own house instead of a dorm because that would cause so much chaos 

but in the end it would all be worth it, because she loves her child so much and would literally protect it with her life

Charlotte 

ok charlotte already acts like a mom anyway so it’s pretty easy to tell that she would be a good mom

oh my god what if the baby was ted’s holy- i surprise myself sometimes

ok back to the actual stuff lmao, when she found out she was pregnant this woman would be SOOOOOOOOOOO excited

“sam, sam sweetie!  we’re having a BABY!  a baby!” is exactly what she would say when telling him and no matter how he reacted she would still be so stoked

she would tell everyone at the office, and they would all be so happy for her (except for ted oop)

she pretty much is the office mom so they all knew that she was going to do just fine as a mother

she would do the most planning during her actual pregnancy, like not even a month after she found out she was pregnant she would have a whole nursery ready and already be fully stocked up on diapers and other things

when the baby was born she would cry SO many tears of joy, like she can’t even say anything or function, just cry and hold it close

this women has so much love in her heart and finally has someone to share it with ugh i’d be so happy for her

Ted

surprisingly ted would be a decent father

when his s/o tells him that they’re pregnant he would be like “HAhahHahAHAHhahahaH GREAT JOKE HAHA”

but then’d he realize it was not a joke and would be incredibly shocked, literally frozen in place.

he would act like everything was good on the inside but he is in PANIC MODE on the inside, seriously someone help him he can and will explode

he’s one of those types of people who will make a bet about the gender of the kid, he said “if it’s a boy you give me five dollars and if it’s a girl i’ll give you five”

would be very stressed when the baby is almost due, because this asshole can’t comprehend the fact that he’s gonna have responsibilities

when the baby is born he’d be happy but also still super stressed for like the first year after the kid is born

but he would actually work harder at work because he wants to be able to provide for his family and children

he isn’t the best dad but he’s pretty good

Henry

OKOKOKOK SOÖÔÒÓØŌÕ

this man is like 60 and has no kids yet so when he found out his s/o is pregnant he would be absolutely ecstatic

like he would actually jump around and probably play some happy tunes on the piano

he cannot contain his emotions and it’s so goddamn adorable I swear

henry literally cannot sleep because of how excited he is oh my goddd I cannot stress that enough

his s/o would be getting so much love and attention

it’s always “I’ll make you some dinner!” “No don’t get up, I’ll get that for you!” “Just relax, darling.”

I’m not kidding he will not let them do ANYTHING

he’s also that husband or boyfriend that will like kiss the others belly and it’s mega cute

when the baby is born he will shower the baby with love and affection

like he always wants to be holding it and cradling it

also he goes “COOOO” to the baby don’t @ me

he definitely baby talks

best parent probably

[starkid-fanfics]

Could I get tgwdlm characters with a reader who hums/sings a lot of 70s and 80s?

ok this reader is literally me so thank you for the request wow

Paul

so here’s the thing with our boy paul

AT FIRST,  he would probably find it a little annoying

like he wouldn’t say anything to you and it wouldn’t be a big thing, but like he would be a little irritated 

but overtime he would start to hum along and try to sing along to the words because he doesn’t know them

he’d probably come to actually like them

paul would ask you what the names of the songs were and then he would listen to them and they would always be stuck in his head because 70s-80s music is hella catchy

his favourite 70s-80s singer/band would be led zeppelin, because they have a variety of types of songs and whatever mood he was in they would have a song to fit it, like there’s heavy rock and there’s soft ballads

he would also like some of the more poppy stuff though, those are the kinds of songs he would dance a little bit too

congratulations you’ve converted paul from not liking older music to loving it

Emma

ok so emma probably already liked that kind of music anyway, for sure the songs from the 80s

and she’s with someone who also likes it?  she’s found the one

she probably wouldn’t sing along with you, because zoey and nora had to go and ruin singing for her

but she would happily hum and bop along with you, it’s like an escape from how terrible her life actually is

equally likes all of the music, so she’d be able to hum any type of song with you

but seriously though, if it was a really good song she would sing along with you.  there are some songs she can’t resist belting at the top of her lungs.

she also loves to watch you sing and dance, she finds it so goddamn adorable (or hot, depends on the song you know hehe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and could watch it and listen fOREVERR 

just please b o o g i e with her

Charlotte

LOVESSSSSSSSSS OLDER MUSIC AND HIS ABSOLUTELY THRILLED THAT YOU LIKE IT

in the words of sam, god she was young once and when she was she would rock out so hard to some good good 70s and 80s music

she doesn’t like to say it, because now she is more reserved, but if it’s brought up, oh boy you’re in for a ride!

when she was younger, she was probably a party girl with big hair who loved rock songs and madonna, but got it together when she realized that she was actually going to have to get a job and be able to buy things like a house and supplies for living, or at least I think she was

hearing those songs being sung by you would bring her back to the good old days, and she would dance and sing like nobody’s watching

she’s able to let go and really be herself, distracting herself from her sadness and filling a void with madonna

oh my god just imagine her YELLING songs and dancing with you that thought has such good energy

Bill

holy moly does he love a good 80s tune

you know how there’s that cliche where dads listen to old music and bop along and say “when I was your age this song was such a hit”?… yeah that’s literally him I’m not even going to lie to you

could listen to 70s-80s songs for hours on end and never get bored they are his JAM

doesn’t care what songs you like, he gladly will dance really badly with you while Alice cringes to any song

tries his best to get Alice to dance with the two of you, he says if he’s dating you there’s a possibility you might become her new parent and this is a bonding experience!!

eventually she would get into it with you guys because who can resist bill when he’s so sweet

BEFORE BEING INFECTED I feel like he would suck at singing every song expect for 80s ones, like you’re so surprised when all of a sudden he busts out these wonderful vocals

just loves this type of music and you

Ted

when you first started dating him he had literally no idea what you were singing and humming so he was very confused

he’s the type of person to say “who’s Queen? I’ve never heard one of their songs” when he obviously has but he’s just stupid

listens to modern music only, but hey if you like it he might as well try to listen to it

still kinda confused

this is quite different than the stuff that he listens too… but it’s kinda good

he would come to like older rap music, because he’s stunned to hear some of it is better than what is done now… revolutionary!

doesn’t usually sing or hum along with you though

so the first time he does you are STUNNEDDDDDD

did you just hear 80s lyrics? come out of TED’S mouth??? on THIS day? at THIS time?

and honestly? he’s just as shocked as you are, it was just a reflex he didn’t even try to start singing it just happened

doesn’t like to sing along though, because if at this point he did it would be a big thing, but will smile and hum along with you

Henry

OH HOHOHOOOOO HERE WE GO

QUICK REMINDER: HENRY IS 60 YEARS OLD

SO HE WAS BORN 50s-ISH I THINK

SO HE WAS A TEEN AND ADULT THROUGH THE CRAZE OF THIS TYPE OF MUSIC

he doesn’t usually hear people singing that stuff anymore so when he hears his significant other singing it? HE IS THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVEEEEEEEEE

if he was a dog his eyes would perk up and his tail would start wagging, weird explanation but you get it

immediately starts to sing along, like the millisecond he hears a note of one of those songs come out of your mouth, he knows.

after he hears it the first time, henry will always ask you to sing for him because he absolutely loves your voice, even if it’s bad, hearing it makes him so happy

knows the tunes you sing on the piano, so he would play while you would sing and it would be a grand ol’ time

god, please just never stop singing with him

OK I ADDED THIS AFTER IT WAS DONE BUT HE L O V E S A GOOD ELTON JOHN SONG, AND KNOWS THEM ALL ON PIANO