#starkid imagine

[hilacopter]

being into starkid is so wild man. like imagine how this fandom looks from an outsider's perspective. hey you see this vulgar ass aladdin parody? it's actually peak fiction on so many levels. hey you watched that one musical with the singing aliens right? ok well they weren't actually aliens they were part of a hivemind controlled by one of five eldritch entities who like to fuck with hatchetfield and cause the apocalypse for funsies. there are like twenty hatchetfield stories btw. only three of them are stage musicals. no i'm telling you the cavewomen were gay for eachother-

[yourlocalabomination]

This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!

[jacketpotatoo]

Mariah should play Ethan I think. That would solve every problem I’ve had ever

[justtrashperson]

this was a bit old but drew this based on the idea of uncle paul for richie. Like imagine if ccrp got those bring your kid to work type gathering or something

[pretty-boy-eddie]

All I'm saying is if Richie "Anime Weeaboo" lipschitz and Ruth "Scifi Fantasy Geek" Flemings knew they existed in a story deemed the Hatchetverse where practical Gods named the Lords In Black ruled over a dimension called the Black And White?

They'd wanna fuck them🤷

[ricky-mortis]

So, I heard it was Holloweane Week?

It’s a bit late in the week but I wanted to draw something for it, and I liked this prompt.

The way I see it- their roles may have been swapped, but their dynamic? Exactly the same.

[enthusispastic]

Did you guys know that they made a whole musical about the neighborhood watch guy from Nerdy Prudes Must Die??? It's like, pretty good too

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

i’m choosing to believe that these are the characters that Jon and Joey are playing in Cinderella’s Castle

[eli-am-confused]

I think them as a childhood group of friends cold be very fun! Like they kinda work as a Scooby Doo/Solve It Squad kinda group except most of the crimes are actually supernatural and connected to the occult (I’m sure that’s a thing i guess Gravity Falls?) thinking of calling them the Hatchet Catchers or something like that?

Anyway Duke mostly handles the “civilian” stuff (talking to witnesses and adults) and patches everyone up with the first aid kit he keeps in his bag. Holloway is also very good with adults but she mostly handles research and take-down. Wiley is more the action type but he has a way with cult members that can get kinda creepy at times. He also sews which is fun! Sheila is best as long-cons and waiting shit out, she’s also very good to have in a fight.

Here’s them as teens too. This is like a month or so before the Accident™️.

Duke(definitely lying): Sorry dad. We’ll never sneak onto an active crime scene again.

[allhailwiggly]

[confoodles]

I am a 'the reason Max didn't show up to kill anyone for the first two weeks after his death was because he was busy bedazzling his jacket' truther

[yourlocalabomination]

I am only one mans girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ.

[send-noodles-not-nudes]

Was wondering why Peter Spankoffski gives lowkey pre-spoods Peter Parker vibes and then I realized

It's absolutely intentional

Or at the very least, they knew exactly what they were doing

But I was listening to the NPMD songs once again bc I'm actually obsessed and "Princess Leia told me 'I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!'" and tbh the entirety of "Cool As I Think I Am" is absolutely something Peter Parker would sing

(Bonus points for Steph having MJ vibes)

MAX JAGERMAN AS FLASH THO

[itsaboutspies]

Absolutely love that the hatchetfield series brought so many new fans to starkid but I wish people would let non hatchetfield things be non hatchetfield and not try relate it back to it all the time

[minthological]

hello, fwendy-wends!

i bring you my little painting of wiggog y'wrath because i am. not normal about him. haha

sketch + alt pics below the cut <3

the one above is before sealant, these ones are ~30 minutes after sealing! also tilted one a little so you can see the shinies better! highlights my beloved 💚

[twogth]

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