#proffesor hidgens

[felt-squirrels]

My mom: Here’s the list of record stores near us that might have the Lovejoy vinyl.

Me: Thanks!

My mom: Call them and ask if they have it in stock.

Me: What the fuck is this shit.

[eeeeereer]

Working Boys but they're all in a poly-relationship except for chad he is the straight friend (tm) and genuinly thinks there just all bros and if he sees two of them kissing he's just like I'm glad all my friends are super close

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

For the 1 sentence 5 sentence: Delivering pizza should have been normal but, of fucking course, nothing in Hatchetfield was ever normal.

Delivering pizza should have been normal but, of fucking course, nothing in Hatchetfield was ever normal. Honestly, was it too much to ask for just one normal thing about this stupid town? The answer was no, of course, but that didn’t make things any easier.

There were a couple of generally agreed upon unspoken rules that all pizza deliverers seemed to have agreed upon:

-Yes, that obnoxious teen works here as well, no we don’t know how he seems to have a job everywhere at once, no don’t question it.

-Don’t pass through the Witchwood. Just don’t. Even if it’s a shortcut, we promise you it most certainly is not.

-When delivering to Henry Hidgens, make sure you are always in full view of his security cameras, otherwise, he may activate his security system. No, don’t question why he is allowed to have all of that.

Unfortunately for those who didn’t follow these rules, well, we’re not quite sure where they are.

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

🚙🎤 James Corden is Professer Hidgens🎤🚙

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please read the article in the middle heart and scroll all the way down for a suprise! @starship2011

[goodieghosty]

Unhinged husbands

[scribledon]

I drew Yakko as Prof. Hidgens because I’m bored besties

[your-coffee-pal]

I-Oh god, I was bored so I just went trough the starkid wiki and oh god

[honkceasar]

Let it out

Let it out

Let it ouuuut

(Please enjoy this took 10 hours)

[caliform-i-a]

we should’ve known that hidgens was a theatre kid the moment he asked them to sing 16 bars.

[the-guy-who-doesnt-like-musicals]

Who wore it better

[myartdumpster]

“Lucy! I’m home!”

[that-one-space-pirate]

physically i am here, mentally I'm in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus with Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and Chad

[prince-rat]

they'll throw us their money, at full price admission. the world will come crumbling down! /ly

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

I said what I said

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

🎼 Professor Henry Hidgens🔬

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[sock-ness-monster]

Be honest guys how many/which Broadway musicals do you think were funded by the writer constructing an elaborate bigfoot hoax to seduce a rich lady