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CW BLOOD AND EXPOSED BONE
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itendtothinkalot · 1 month ago
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certified hater
summary: jake sim’s got a new roommate. and he hates it. he hates you. until one random wednesday afternoon, you look at him with those eyes, and suddenly he’s noticing things he definitely shouldn’t. now jake’s stuck trying to ignore the fact that his least favorite person is somehow making his heart beat faster. he didn’t sign up for this. but hey, neither did you.
genre: fluff | enemies to lovers
characters: jake x f!reader
words: 15.3k
warnings: curse words, kissing i guess
a/n: based on in this economy's jake! our fav hater is back!
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“Well,” he sighed dramatically, hand over his heart. “There she goes. The only decent roommate I’ve ever had. The only one who cleaned the hair out of the drain without me having to beg. Who made late-night ramen taste like a Michelin-star meal. Who laughed at my jokes, told me when my shirt was inside out, and didn’t steal my shampoo.”
His best friend rolled her eyes, already halfway up the porch steps with her bag. “Jake, we’re literally 30 minutes away. You’re going to see me every other day.”
Jake turned to Heeseung with a sunny smile. “Well…take good care of her, yeah?”
“I do take care of her,” Heeseung said, voice flat, eyes sharp.
She snorted. “I’m not being shipped off to war, Jake.”
Jungwon—boba in hand, sunglasses on, posture far too relaxed for someone witnessing emotional carnage—finally spoke.
“Alright, drama club,” he called. “Wrap it up. People are starting to stare. Mostly me. And I’m starting to lose interest.”
Jake turned to him with a deep sigh. “What’s even the point of going home? The apartment is going to feel empty.”
Jungwon raised an eyebrow. “You do realize I still live there, right?”
Jake waved a dismissive hand. “Yeah, but you don’t count. You don’t talk to me. You just throw protein bars at my head and call it a meal.”
“And yet somehow, you’ve survived,” Jungwon deadpanned, like Jake was some tragic survivor of mild inconvenience. “Anyway. You got to live with your best friend. Now I get to live with mine.”
Jake froze mid-chew, narrowing his eyes. “…Wait. Wasn’t that hypothetical?”
Jungwon didn’t even look up from his phone. “No? I meant what I said. She’s moving in today.”
“She? You mean to tell me… I’m coming home to a stranger? A female stranger?”
“She’s not a stranger to me,” Jungwon said with an infuriating shrug. “Anyway. She’s chill. You’ll love her. I think.”
Jake pointed accusingly at Jungwon. “I swear if she does something annoying, I’ll—”
“You’ll do what?” Jungwon said, already walking away. “Write her a strongly worded Post-It? Sue her?”
“Ugh. First, I lose my best friend to my annoying boss now…now this? I’m going home!” he yelled, heading for his Uber. “But before I do…Heeseung,” Jake called out.
Heeseung took a slow sip of his coffee. “That’s Mr. Lee to you.”
“Yeah, I’m not calling you that when we’re off the clock and you look like a walking beige napkin.”
“This is Gucci,” Heeseung said flatly, glancing down at his designer shirt—then at Jake’s outfit. “And whatever you’re wearing is…”
Jake sneered. “Is a gift. From your girlfriend.”
“Oh. Then I love them,” Heeseung said sweetly, turning to kiss her on the lips without breaking eye contact.
Jake recoiled. “Tell your boyfriend to back off.”
“Tell your ex-roommate to get a grip.”
Jake narrowed his eyes. “I hope your new place has ants.”
And then... standing there on Heeseung’s stupidly spotless porch, watching them disappear into their stupid new house (because of course Heeseung could just casually buy a house like he was adding a new hoodie to cart), Jake squinted thoughtfully at the disgustingly perfect front yard.
Jake’s eye twitched. God, he hated rich people. To be specific, he hated Heeseung. Stealing his roommate and his best friend, just like that. Selfish bastard.
But then — just by the edge of the driveway — movement.
Tiny. Crawling. Full of untapped petty potential. Jake’s lips slowly curled into a grin.
“Well, well, well,” he murmured to absolutely no one, crouching down like a villain in sweatpants.
“Nature provides.”
Cut to twenty minutes later:
Jake crouched like a criminal in Heeseung’s yard with a plastic cup. Scooping ants off the sidewalk like he was foraging for revenge. Whispering to himself like a lunatic.
“This is what betrayal gets you, Heeseung. You bitch.”
By the time he had an entire squad of confused ants swirling around in the cup like unwilling accomplices, Jake stood up, dusted his hands off, and jogged across the lawn.
He rang the doorbell.
Once.
Twice.
Three times — annoying, spaced out, just to be a menace.
Finally — the door yanked open.
Heeseung stood there, deadpan, already exhausted. In socks. Mug of tea in hand. 
“What.”
Jake grinned, wide, sweet, feral. “Miss me?”
Heeseung blinked at him like he regretted every life choice that led to knowing Jake Sim.
“Didn’t you leave with Jungwon?”
“I was going to but…”
And then — without missing a beat — Jake yeeted the entire cup of ants straight through the doorway.
Heeseung’s eyes tracked it mid-air.
The cup landed with a hollow little plunk on the entryway floor — ants scattering like their Uber just arrived.
Heeseung stared.
“What—” Heeseung’s eye twitched. “Did you just—”
“Nature says hi.” Jake whispered.
And then?
Jake ran. Full sprint.
Cackling like an absolute child as Heeseung’s voice exploded behind him —
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
Jake was already halfway down the street, gleefully texting Jungwon like a war general reporting a win.
jake: bro i did smth
jungwon: what did you do
jake: nothing much. Had fun w nature tho…lol
jungwon: wait a min…did u throw ants in their fucking house
jake: yea lol i can still hear heeseung yelling
jungwon: take a vid?
jake: i’ll snap u LOOOL
—-
It wasn’t that Jake hated new people. Well—okay. Maybe he did. A little. Just a bit.
Sure, he looked friendly — floppy hair, easy grin, that dangerously smooth voice that could charm strangers and confuse baristas into giving him extra whipped cream without asking. But deep down?
Jake Sim was a man powered entirely by routine, caffeine, and emotional damage.
At work? Immaculate. Precise. Heeseung’s best guy on every project. The guy you could trust to fix your mess without asking questions.
At home? At home, Jake Sim was powered by rage, Doritos, and spite-fuelled midnight snacking.
And nothing — nothing — disrupted that fragile ecosystem quite like a stranger invading his living space.
Jake sighed and glanced at Jungwon, who sat curled on the couch, no emotion on his face.
“You’re sure she’ll like me?” Jake asked, leaning back like he genuinely needed reassurance.
Jungwon didn’t even glance up from his phone. “Maybe she will. Maybe she won’t. I’m betting my money on the latter.”
Jake grinned, ego inflating instantly. “But I’m charming. I’m handsome. I ooze sex appeal.”
Jungwon finally looked up. Blinked. Paused.
“You’re… okay.”
Jake stared. “Okay?”
Jungwon shrugged, unbothered. “You’re like store-brand charming.”
Jake squinted. “The hell does that even mean?”
“Looks the same. Works okay. Nobody’s writing home about it.” Jungwon deadpanned. “But yeah, sure. Reliable in a pinch.”
Jake clutched his chest like he’d just been stabbed with a plastic spoon. “I am premium charming.”
Jungwon sipped his drink. “You’re aisle seven, bottom shelf, on sale for $2.99.”
Jake looked genuinely offended. “Wow.”
“Look,” he said flatly, “she’s moving in tomorrow whether you like it or not. So dust yourself off… and for the love of God, take down that thing you call art.”
He pointed lazily at The Painting. The painting that Jake did during his “I’m unemployed and spiraling” era. His “maybe I’m just like Van Gogh” phase. A little stressed, a little depressed, and unfortunately — very creative.
Except he wasn’t.
Because if Jungwon was being brutally honest (and he always was), Jake’s 36 by 36 inch masterpiece was…
A giant, aggressively well-shaded dick.
Like, museum-level shading. Art school tragedy. Anatomically correct in ways that made Jungwon genuinely concerned for Jake’s mental health.
“It’s abstract,” Jake had insisted once, dead serious.
“It’s a dick,” Jungwon had replied, dead inside.
“To you,” Jake had said, like he was Picasso defending himself in court. “To me it represents manhood. The transition from child to man.”
Jungwon stared at him. Stared at the cursed, hauntingly well-shaded disaster on the wall. Stared back at him.
"Just take it down by tonight, you moron." he muttered, already walking back to his room. "Because I am not explaining to a grown ass woman why there’s a three-foot dick staring her dead in the eyes while she’s just trying to eat her cereal."
—-
You balanced a box against your hip, car keys jingling in one hand, your phone wedged between your shoulder and ear as you stepped into the apartment for the very first time.
“You couldn’t skip one class?” you muttered into the phone, nudging the door closed behind you with your foot. “Just one? I am literally dragging my entire life through this hallway alone right now.”
Jungwon’s voice crackled on the other end. “And I am literally about to ace my quiz on post-colonial literature. We all have battles we can’t pick.”
You rolled your eyes so hard it was a miracle they didn’t fall out. “I hope your professor forgets your name and ends up giving you the biggest F in history.”
“Trait—”
Jungwon cut you off with a yawn. “Anyway, key’s under the mat. Room in the back is yours. Make yourself at home. Don’t fight Jake. Love you.”
You paused mid-step. “Who?”
“Bye!” he said, then hung up like a man with no conscience.
You stared at your phone. “What do you mean ‘don’t fight Jake’?! Who’s Jake?!”
No answer. Just the echo of betrayal.
You let out a long sigh and took in your surroundings. The apartment was… livable. Clean-ish. A little too beige. Smelled like something between cologne and aggressively microwaved noodles. Classic boy territory.
Still balancing your box, you headed toward the back, where you assumed your room would be. The hallway split into two doors. One was cracked open slightly, revealing a glimpse of a desk.
You knocked once, half-hearted and awkward, and pushed the door open.
And then everything happened at once.
Music. Blasting.
Eyes. Wide.
Box. Dropped.
You screamed.
Because standing dead center in the room was a guy in nothing but boxers, aggressively dancing to Bruno Mars like he was auditioning for a boyband. 
He jumped like he'd been tasered, yanked an earbud out, and yelped, “WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!”
“WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!” you echoed back, slapping a hand over your eyes. 
“I’M NOT NAKED!”
“YOU’RE LIKE 80% NAKED!”
He grabbed a throw pillow off his bed and held it over himself like it could protect either of you from this moment. “What are you even doing in my room?!”
“Jungwon said the room in the back is mine!”
“This is my room!”
“Then label your damn doors next time!”
“You’re supposed to knock!”
“I did knock!”
“Then you wait for a response, smartass!”
“Are you serious right now?! How was I supposed to know you’d be air-humping the universe like a deranged psycho?!”
“That was choreography!”
You both stared at each other, panting like you’d just come out of battle. You took a long breath, picked up your box again, and hissed, “You must be Jake.”
His eyes narrowed. “And you must be the replacement.”
“Well,” he said, tossing the pillow onto the bed and grabbing a pair of sweats, “we’re off to a great start.”
If first impressions were anything to go by, this was going to be war.
And unfortunately, the battlefield was your new living room.
—-
You wiped your palms on your jeans, jaw still tight as you grabbed another box from the small pile by the front door. This one was heavier—textbooks, probably. Just as you turned around to haul it outside, you slammed straight into a very firm, very warm, very fully clothed chest.
You looked up. Jake.
Now dressed in a hoodie and joggers, hair slightly damp like he’d just showered the shame off. Unfortunately, he still looked obnoxiously good. Annoyingly taller than you. And, somehow, smug—which should be illegal after whatever happened earlier.
He blinked down at you. “Need help?”
You opened your mouth to say something—anything—but he held up a hand.
“Unless…” He squinted dramatically. “You’re about to peep on me again, then I—”
“Peep at you?!” you hissed. “I walked into what I thought was my room and got assaulted by a hip thrust.”
He shrugged. “I was in the moment.”
“Are you always this delusional?”
Jake leaned against the doorframe like this wasn’t already a disaster. “You really can’t admit it, huh?”
“Admit what?”
“That you enjoyed the view.”
Your jaw dropped. “Oh my God.”
“Don’t worry,” he added, all faux-gentle. “Not everyone can handle the Full Jake Sim Experience.”
You narrowed your eyes. “You know, Jungwon warned me about you.”
Jake’s grin kicked up, cocky. “Let me guess — ‘Jake’s a little dramatic, but give it time and you’ll fall for the charm.’”
“Actually,” you said dryly, “it was ‘don’t engage, it only encourages him.’”
“That’s slander,” he declared.
“That’s advice,” you corrected. “Good advice.”
Jungwon slid his bag off his shoulder, grinning from ear to ear. “I’m home!” he called out, voice echoing through the apartment as he kicked the door shut behind him.
Finally. After years of joking about it, he was officially living with his best friend.
Jungwon knew the odds were low that you and Jake would hit it off immediately.
You were... you. Stubborn. Easily irritated. Quietly unhinged. But also — annoyingly kind. Thoughtful in that backhanded, "made you ramen but insulted you while doing it" kind of way.
You’d survive Jake.
Hell, maybe Jake needed to survive you.
He strolled down the hallway, humming as he knocked lightly on your door. “Yo. You alive in there?”
No answer.
He tried again. Still nothing. With a shrug, he walked over to Jake’s door and gave it a push. Open. Empty.
“Jake?”
Then, from the depths of the apartment, came shouting.
Jungwon blinked. Tilted his head. The bathroom. He padded toward the noise—and regretted it immediately.
“I was here first!” you snapped.
“No, I was here first!” Jake shot back, voice bouncing off the tiled walls.
“I had my towel in here! That’s bathroom code!” You yelled.
“There is no such thing as bathroom code, you freak!”
“Let me in! I’m going out and I have to pee!”
“Looking like that?” You sneered at Jake whose smile faded.
A long pause.
“…What’s that supposed to mean?”
You offered a polite smile. “Oh, nothing. I just thought you cared about how you dressed. But hey—good for you. You’re braver than most of the people I know!”
Jungwon closed his eyes. Rested his head against the wall. Inhaled slowly.
This was his life now.
—-
Jake sat slouched at the edge of the table, a half-spilled bowl of kimchi stew in front of him, aggressively chomping like it had personally wronged him.
Across from him, Heeseung and his girlfriend were mid–honeymoon phase nonsense—feeding each other dumplings, whispering like the rest of the room didn’t exist, giggling over god knows what as if Jake wasn’t having a full-blown emotional breakdown one seat over.
“She color-codes the pantry,” Jake snapped, waving his chopsticks like a weapon. “I left one bag of chips—one!—and she reorganized the entire cabinet. Who’s even looking in there, huh? The Pantry Police?”
“Oh—oh, and get this,” Jake ranted, mouth still half-full of kimchi. “She sends me photos of the sink. With captions. ‘This is your plate, Jake. I know it’s yours because it has your little cartoon fork on it. Like—what?! How does she even know I have cartoon forks?! Who memorizes someone’s cutlery?’”
He flailed a hand like he was being victimized.
His best friend didn’t even blink. “The real question is why you’re still using forks with tiny bears on them.”
“That’s not the point!”
“You ever thought of, I don’t know…” Heeseung finally looked up, lips shiny from dumpling sauce. “Being a better roommate instead of…an ass?”
“I’m not being an ass!” Jake protested — loud enough to startle the next table and wild enough to knock over the soy sauce dish. He scrambled to fix it with a sad napkin, still grumbling under his breath like he was the victim here.
“She’s just—she’s too clean, okay? Like robot clean. Psycho neat. I leave one hoodie on the couch and next thing I know, it’s folded, labelled, and put away neatly.” 
“It just sounds like you’re being an ass to her,” she said.
“Yeah, let’s unpack that.”
Jake squinted. “Unpack what?”
“You know.” Heeseung leaned back, annoyingly relaxed. “Why are you all…angsty and weird about her?”
“Because!” Jake snapped. Jake glared. At them. At the table. At the ceiling.
Heeseung raised an eyebrow. “Because?”
Then he exploded, “…Because she freaking pisses me off, that’s why!”
The table went silent.
“That’s crazy. Sounds a lot like flirting to me.”
—-
You threw yourself onto the couch with the kind of rage that could only come from enduring Jake Sim for more than ten minutes. Jungwon sat across from you, calmly chewing on dried squid like he wasn’t witnessing a breakdown.
“He leaves his stupid fucking hoodie on the couch,” you exploded, hands flailing like you were directing traffic in hell. “Like we live in a prison bunk. Like there’s no other surface in the entire apartment for his crusty-ass clothes except the exact spot I want to sit.”
Jungwon nodded slowly. Unbothered. A man built for surviving your storms.
You inhaled sharply. But oh — you were not done.
“And don’t even get me started on the pantry.” You threw a hand toward the kitchen like it personally betrayed you.
“He messed up my color-coded snack shelf. My system, Jungwon.” He raised a brow. Brave. Curious. Foolish.
“What system?”
You blinked. Offended. “My Oreos go beside the dark chocolate. That’s balance. That’s harmony. That’s civilisation. That’s how society should be.”
“But noooo—” you went on, fully deranged now, “Jake Sim, chaotic neutral in sweatpants, decides to put my Oreos between the shrimp chips and the ramen cups like he’s staging a fucking rebellion.”
“So what I’m hearing is…” he drawled, “you think about Jake... a lot.”
“Shut the hell up.”
He ignored you completely. “God, you two act like toddlers.”
“It’s not my fault,” you whined. “He’s making living here hard.”
Like breathing was fine until Jake Sim walked into the room with his stupid smug face and stupid loud voice and stupid boy smell that was weirdly clean for someone who acted like a feral animal.
“You’re not exactly a ray of sunshine to him either,” he pointed out.
“That’s only because…” you muttered.
“Because?”
“Because he’s loud and smug and he–he leaves wet towels on the bathroom floor and–”
“Because?”
“BECAUSE HE FREAKING PISSES ME OFF, THAT’S WHY!”
The room went quiet. Jungwon stared at you. You stared at Jungwon.
And then he went back to chewing his squid, completely unfazed. “Yeah,” he mumbled, “you’re definitely in love with him.”
—-
It was nearly midnight, and the apartment was quiet except for the occasional sharp screech from the horror movie playing on the TV. The lights were off, the only glow coming from the screen casting quick shadows across the room. You were curled up on the couch, blanket over your shoulders, a bowl of popcorn balanced in your lap, gripping a pillow more out of nerves than comfort — heart jumping at every sudden sound.
Jungwon was long gone—fast asleep behind his locked door like a man who knew better.
The apartment was dark. Too dark. The only light came from the TV, flickering ominously across your face as the horror movie reached its cursed little climax.
On screen, the main character was creeping down some nightmare hallway — flickering lights, suspicious footsteps, a soundtrack practically begging something to kill them. You squinted, peeking nervously between your fingers.
“Don’t open the door,” you whispered to the screen, your voice tight. “Don’t open the door, you idiot—”
On screen, the character opened the door.
You sucked in a breath, ready for the inevitable jumpscare.
And then—
“Boo.”
You didn’t even think.
You screamed at the top of your lungs. The bowl of popcorn went airborne. Your fist met something very real, very solid, and very human.
Crack.
“OW—WHAT THE FU—”
You turned mid-panic to find Jake Sim, doubled over and holding his nose, blinking like he’d just been hit by a truck.
Your jaw dropped. “OH MY GOD—JAKE?!”
He groaned loudly. “Did you just punch me?!”
“YOU SNUCK UP ON ME!”
“DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING DEMON?!”
Jake pulled his hand back and stared at the red streak now smeared across his palm.
“Is that—” you gasped, eyes wide, “OH MY GOD, ARE YOU BLEEDING?”
“Yes!” Jake hissed, clutching his nose. “My face is leaking! My nose is leaking because you decided to square up with me like this was Mortal Kombat!”
You scrambled to grab tissues, knocking over a cushion and somehow stepping on your own foot in the process. “I didn’t mean to! It was a reflex! Who sneaks up on someone during a horror movie? You’re lucky I didn’t stab you.”
Jake flopped onto the couch like a man deeply wronged. “You need a warning label.”
“You need common sense.��
“You need to stop throwing hands like you’re in an underground fight club.”
You shoved the wad of tissues at him, dropping onto the couch beside him with a dramatic sigh. “Drama queen.”
“Violent rat.”
The two of you sat there, breathing hard. Popcorn crunched quietly under your sock. The horror movie still played in the background — completely forgotten.
Ten minutes later, you were sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of him, chewing your lip. Jake sat slouched on the couch, ice pack pressed to his face, still sulking like you’d ruined his modelling career.
“Are you okay?” you asked, cautiously.
Jake didn’t look at you. “Physically or emotionally?”
You squinted. “...Both?”
“Physically, my nose is fighting for its life. Emotionally? I’ve seen things.”
You rolled your eyes. “Oh my god, you’re so dramatic.”
He gave you a look over the ice pack. “I googled it. I’m allowed to be dramatic.”
You snorted. “Let me see.”
“What, so you can break it again?”
Still, when you leaned in, Jake let you push his hand away.
Carefully, you touched the bridge of his nose, brows furrowed in focus. Up close like this, you were quiet for once — way too close, way too serious, and way too pretty for his peace of mind.
“It’s not broken,” you muttered, inspecting him closely. “Tragically.”
Jake huffed a laugh under his breath. “Bet you’re disappointed.”
“A little,” you admitted.
Your hand brushed his cheek as you pulled away and Jake’s brain short-circuited for a solid second.
“Okay, you’re fine. Still got your stupid face. The world can rest easy.”
He grinned lazily. “Worried about me?”
You scoffed. “I’m worried you’ll bleed all over the couch.”
You got up to leave.
“Where are you going?”
“To make you tea.”
Jake blinked. That shut him up fast.
“Chamomile?” he asked hopefully.
You groaned from the kitchen. “Isn’t that the only tea you drink?”
Silence.
Then Jake — deadpan, smug — called out, “Weird how you know that.”
You rolled your eyes. Hard. “Weird how you only drink the saddest tea on earth like an old timey British person.”
Jake snorted. “Says the girl who labels her instant noodles like they’re priceless artifacts.”
“At least I don’t treat chamomile like a personality trait.”
“At least I have a personality,” Jake shot back. “Yours starts and ends with passive-aggressive Post-Its.”
You yanked open the cupboard. “Maybe if you read them, we wouldn’t be here.”
“Maybe if you punched fewer people we wouldn’t be here.”
There was a beat.
You grabbed a mug, muttering under your breath, “Should’ve punched harder.”
Jake, from the couch, still icing his nose, let out a scoff of disbelief.
“And yet,” he said flatly, “here you are. Making tea for me.”
You slammed the kettle down louder than necessary. “Because if I don’t, you’ll bleed out and haunt me out of spite.”
Jake leaned back, smug despite the tissue stuffed up his nose.
“Oh, don’t worry,” he called out. “If I do die and end up haunting you, I’m definitely hiding your stupid label maker first.”
—-
The next morning, sunlight trickled through the blinds, soft and golden. The apartment was quiet. Jungwon had already disappeared for his 8 a.m. class like the punctual little overachiever he was.
Which left you here.
In the kitchen.
Making the most humiliating thing of your life:
“I’m sorry I punched your nose” scrambled eggs.
This wasn’t because you liked Jake Sim. God, no. This wasn’t softness. This wasn’t kindness.
This was guilt.
Stupid, irritating, nose-bleeding guilt.
Because yeah — maybe he shouldn’t have snuck up on you like the human embodiment of a jumpscare. But also... maybe you shouldn’t have decked him like you were trying out for MMA.
Maybe.
Unfortunately, despite being fully committed to hating Jake Sim with your entire soul... you also had a functioning moral compass.
It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.
Jake padded out of his room half-asleep, hoodie sliding off one shoulder, hair a disaster, still mentally in dreamland — following the smell of butter like a man possessed.
But then he saw you.
And whatever was left of his morning brain just... stopped.
There you were. Standing by the stove — hair pulled back messily like you hadn’t even tried, barefoot, apron cinched around your waist, that stupid little dress swaying just slightly as you moved.
It was... weird.
Soft, almost. Domestic.
Like he’d walked into someone else’s life.
You were humming to yourself, lazily stirring scrambled eggs — completely unaware that Jake had frozen in the doorway like an idiot.
And he didn’t move.
Didn’t speak.
Didn’t even breathe.
Because it hit him — quietly, without warning — that you were pretty.
Not just yeah, okay, she’s kinda cute when she’s not yelling at me pretty.
But actually pretty.
So pretty it knocked the rest of his words clean out of his head.
Which explained why he didn’t notice the sharp corner of the kitchen counter directly in front of him.
WHAM.
His toe slammed into the sharp corner of the kitchen counter.
“Fuck,” he whispered, staggering back like he’d been shot.
You jumped, whipping around. “Oh, you’re awake.”
Jake blinked down at you from the other side of the kitchen, still cradling his busted toe like it was your fault. His hoodie was sliding off one shoulder, hair an absolute mess, socks mismatched.
Meanwhile, you?
Hair tied up like it was nothing. That stupid little dress swishing around your knees. Making breakfast.
It was almost offensive, really.
Jake narrowed his eyes. \Why did you look... annoyingly good this morning? Since when? Since when were you this pretty?
Damn, maybe you gave him a concussion.
You caught him staring.
“What?” you snapped, holding up the plate like it was a peace treaty you immediately regretted.
He blinked, snapped out of it. “What’s this?”
“Scrambled eggs. For you.”
“Pity eggs?”
You rolled your eyes. “Consider it hush money so I don’t have to keep looking at your tragic nose bruise.”
Jake hesitated. Then took the plate — fingers brushing yours just long enough to send something stupid and sparky down his spine.
Shut up, spine.
He cleared his throat. “You didn’t poison these, right?”
“Only emotionally,” you deadpanned. “Just like I do everything.”
Jake snorted under his breath — a sound halfway between disbelief and reluctant amusement.
But then, as you sat across from him, watching him eat like you weren’t the one responsible for his new villain origin story, you shifted awkwardly.
And Jake noticed.
Hard not to, when you were never this quiet.
“Look…” you started, voice forced like you were fighting every bit of your pride. “I was talking to Jungwon, and… maybe I’ve been giving you a hard time.”
Jake paused mid-chew.
Maybe?
Maybe?
“...You broke my face.”
You glared. “It’s not broken.”
He gestured wildly. “It could be. You’re not a doctor”
You exhaled sharply. “I’m just saying... maybe we could be, like, civil.”
“Are you sure you didn’t poison—” 
“I didn’t fucking poison them, you rat.” Jake just stared at you, smug. 
You cleared your throat, adjusting your tone like you hadn’t just threatened him with breakfast. “What I meant to say was… no. I didn’t poison them. If that’s what you were worried about.”
Jake watched you from the corner of his eye — the way your dress moved, the way your ponytail swayed.
“I just feel bad, okay?” you huffed, glaring at his very tragic, very dramatic face. “That big-ass bruise on your nose’s making eye contact with me.”
Jake froze. Instantly concerned.
“...Bruise?” he echoed, voice tight.
“Yeah.”
Like a man possessed, he snatched his phone off the counter, flipped to the front camera—
And the noise he made?
Somewhere between a gasp, a dying bird, and a full-on crime scene.
“Oh my god,” he whispered, horrified. “You ruined my face.”
You blinked. “I—”
“My beautiful fucking face!”
You winced. “That’s… a little dramatic.”
Jake spun around like you’d personally ended his modeling career, shoving the phone in your face. “Do you see this?! How am I supposed to show up to work tomorrow looking like I got body slammed by Dwayne Fucking Johnson?!”
You snorted. “You literally work in tech.”
“That’s not the point!”
“I’m pretty sure it is the point,” you deadpanned. “You’re not an idol, Jake. I’m sure the CEOs will survive your mildly distressed nose.”
Jake let out a pained groan, like you just didn’t understand the gravity of his suffering. “I have a presentation tomorrow!”
You raised a brow. “Okay... and?”
“A huge one!” he cried. “Multiple CEOs. Investors from all over the country. I’m supposed to look like I have my life together. Not like I got mauled by a vending machine!”
You shrugged, zero sympathy left in your body. “Can’t your boss… what’s his name again… Hee...Heesoo do it?”
“It’s Heeseung,” Jake bit out. “And he’s in Japan for a business trip.”
“Get someone else to do it.”
“I am someone else!” he exploded, pacing now like his nose was about to file a lawsuit.
A beat of silence.
You tilted your head slowly, casually, a little too calm for his liking.
“…What if I did it?”
“...What.”
“I could present it for you,” you said, crossing your arms, your smile inching into dangerous territory. “You wear a mask, pretend you’re sick. Cough a few times for realism. I’ll read your script. Boom. Problem solved.”
You turned back around, all casual, all dangerous. “Your pitch. I could do it.”
He blinked. Once. Twice.
“Yeah, uh, no offense, Broadway, but the presentation is about app technology. Not jazz hands.”
You shrugged. “Fake it till you make it. Plus, I’m excellent at pretending I know things. Ask any of my professors.”
Jake stared at you.
Like you had absolutely lost your mind.
“You,” he said flatly, “want to stand in front of a room full of multi-millionaire investors... and pretend to know shit about app tech.”
You grinned. “Exactly.”
“That is—hands down—the worst idea I’ve ever heard.”
“Thank you.”
“And also,” Jake added slowly, like it pained him to admit, “possibly... my only option.”
You shot finger guns at him.
You grinned like the menace you were. “Come on, Jake Sim. Admit it. You need me.”
“Fine,” he ground out. Like the word physically hurt coming out of his mouth. “But you’re getting a crash course in app tech in two hours. No complaining.”
You shrugged, breezy, unbothered. “Sounds painfully boring. Can’t wait.”
—-
The next day, Jake had already bolted out of the apartment like his hair was on fire while shouting, “The investors are here and they brought their lawyers! I gotta g–” and then he left.
Meanwhile, you?
You were still in the bathroom, casually putting on lip balm like you had all the time in the world. Because if you were about to scam your way through a tech presentation with nothing but sheer confidence and delusion ��� you were damn sure going to look like someone who belonged on a Forbes list.
Or, well... the clearance rack at H&M’s attempt at one.
Were you terrified of tech investors? Absolutely.
Were you about to march in there, smile pretty, and pretend you understood whatever the hell Jake had been mumbling about for the past 24 hours? Also absolutely.
Because if there was one thing you were good at — it was faking shit.
(And pissing Jake off. But that was practically a sport at this point.)
You strutted into Jake’s workplace like you owned the building. Or were seconds away from committing tax fraud in it. Either way — heels clicking, head high, shoulders squared like you’d been bred in the wild on sarcasm and petty confidence.
The lobby was ridiculous. Floor-to-ceiling glass. Air that smelled like imported lemons and old money. A giant, abstract sculpture near the entrance that looked suspiciously like regret and cost more than your entire education. 
Upstairs, Jake checked his watch for what had to be the fiftieth time.
You’re late. 5 minutes late.
His shirt collar felt like it was conspiring to choke him, and the mask he wore (to hide the bruise you gave him) felt less like protection and more like a visual reminder that he’d been punched in the face by you.
The elevator dinged. Jake didn’t even look up at first—he was too busy internally screaming about font sizes and silently mouthing his pitch like a deranged TED Talk speaker. But then the room shifted. The air changed. Like the universe hit slow-mo.
His gaze lifted. And there you were. Jake looked up. And promptly forgot how to function. Because there you were. Walking out of the elevator like you were starring in his worst nightmare — and maybe his daydream too. He wasn’t sure anymore.
Soft curls. Glossy lips. That dress. That damn dress — classy, simple, hugging you like it was personally invested in his suffering. The type of dress that shouldn’t have been this illegal in a workplace setting but was, somehow, devastatingly so.
Jake forgot how to breathe.
Because here was the thing about Jake Sim:
He’d seen you in every possible unflattering state known to mankind.
Screaming about printer ink like it committed tax fraud against you. Hair up in a bun so chaotic it looked like it had survived a natural disaster. Wearing the same hoodie for three days straight — his hoodie, he’d realized once, which only annoyed him more — eyes wild with caffeine and vengeance at 3AM because Spotify ads kept interrupting your study playlist.
And still — still — Jake had always kinda thought you were...pretty.
Annoyingly pretty.
The worst kind.
The kind of pretty that snuck up on you mid-argument or when you were mid-rant about detergent prices. The kind of pretty that didn’t need fixing or dressing up. Just...you.
But today? Today was different. You weren’t just pretty. You were dangerous.
His jaw clenched so hard he swore he heard a crack. He couldn’t look away. Couldn’t blink. Couldn’t even think.
It was like the floor had disappeared beneath him and someone had swapped out his organs with static. His heart had ditched the beat and gone straight to drum solo. His brain, normally quick, charming, obnoxiously cocky? Dead.
“You made it,” Jake said — and immediately regretted it, because holy shit, was that his voice? High. Cracked. Betrayed him completely like puberty had just swung back around for one last revenge tour.
“Yeah, well,” you hummed, throwing him a look and gesturing vaguely to the black mask covering the evidence of your sucker punch, “figured I owed you.”
Jake nodded. Or at least he thought he did. Hard to tell.
He decided to stay silent. Because God knows what would happen if he opened his mouth again? God help him — a full-blown Ed Sheeran love song might just crawl out.
So he didn’t. He just...stood there.  Standing at the podium, you looked...ridiculous. Ridiculously good.
Like you didn’t just belong here — like you ran the place. Like you were here to pitch an app or recruit followers for a cult — and honestly? Jake wasn’t even sure which one. All he knew was… he’d probably sign up either way. No questions asked. No dignity left.
"Well, good morning, everyone,” you began, and even you were surprised by how calm you sounded. 
Jake stood in the back, blinking at you like he’d never seen you before. You were charismatic. Smart. A little terrifying. And you had the entire room hanging on your every word.
Somewhere between “LinkedIn is dead” and “our algorithm is based on actual passions, not titles,” Jake realized something horrifying. You weren’t just pretending to be good at this. You were good at this. Confident. Sharp. Effortless. 
His chest swelled — with what felt suspiciously like pride — until reality smacked him upside the head. This was the same girl who, just last night, sat cross-legged on his floor, staring blankly at his laptop and asked, with full sincerity:
"Wait… what does AI even stand for?"
Jake was still smiling like an idiot.
God, he hated to admit it — but you killed that presentation. Clean. Sharp. Smooth in a way that made him kind of want to brag about it like he trained you personally (he didn’t — he barely survived explaining what an API was to you without passing out).
A few came up to shake your hand — small talk, praise, the usual empty corporate fluff. Except no one really asked you questions. Not the tough ones, at least.
Right up until he caught movement at the edge of his vision.
Two guys. Tall. Sleek. Expensive haircuts that probably cost more than Jake’s entire outfit. Hovering. Too close. He squinted. Because they weren’t walking toward him. Nope.
They were walking toward you.
Grinning. Hovering. Talking with their hands like they were about to pitch you a deal or — god forbid — flirt. His eyes narrowed. You were still reeling from the high of the presentation, packing up your notes when a smooth voice cut through the air beside you.
“I haven’t seen you around before,” said Blondie. "Mr. Sim never mentioned someone so young... and pretty working in the App Tech department."
 “Oh, uh, I’m new,” you said, hoping you didn’t sound as awkward as you felt. “Just joined.”
Blondie smiled, clearly not buying it. “New and already giving such an impressive presentation. I’d love to hear more about the algorithm sometime… maybe over dinner?”
You blinked again. Algorithm? Was that on Slide 7?
Before you could even form a response, a voice cut in like an unexpected thunderstorm.
“She’s booked.”
You turned just in time to see Jake—Jake—swoop into the scene like a knight in wrinkled business casual. His jaw was tight, eyes practically shooting daggers. And that mask? Somehow, it made him look even hotter. You were definitely going to need therapy to figure out why anger made him so ridiculously attractive. That was something for a professional to unpack. 
“She’s what?” Blondie asked, blinking.
“Taken,” Jake said, his voice like cold steel. “I’m with her.”
Blondie’s eyes widened like he’d just been slapped with a fish. “Oh! I didn’t realize—”
Jake grabbed your hand and brought it up to his lips with a quick peck, way too casual for the situation. “Anyway,” Jake said, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, “thanks for admiring my girlfriend. I, too, find her absolutely breathtaking.”
Blondie and his friend, practically evaporated under the weight of the awkwardness. They muttered quick goodbyes and slunk off, leaving you standing there, completely stunned.
“Girlfriend?” You stared at Jake, still holding your hand in his like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Jake leaned down slightly, his voice soft but pointed. “You’re welcome for saving you from that finance bro disaster. You looked like you were about to faint.”
“I was not,” you shot back, still flustered.
“You squeaked.” Jake smirked, his lips curling up in that annoying, irresistibly smug way of his. Your heart skipped a beat, but you shoved it down. He was being a jerk.
You crossed your arms, still confused by the whole situation. “You’re so weird. Why the hell would you do that?”
Jake shrugged casually, as if the whole thing had been no big deal. “Someone had to save you. I’m not letting some guy with a bad haircut flirt with you in front of me. It’s... inconvenient.”
"Inconvenient?" You stared at him, baffled. "What are you even—"
And then, like a slap to the face, it hit you.
He was jealous.
“No way,” you muttered, half-laughing. “Are you… actually jealous right now?”
Jake’s face flushed slightly, but he smirked, all smooth and defensive. "No, I just—"
You interrupted him, holding up your hand. "You are! Oh my god, you are jealous."
His eyes flickered briefly, like he was calculating his next move. “I am not. You're... imagining things.”
You leaned back slightly, giving him a teasing, incredulous look. “Right, because you not letting some guy get too close is just a totally normal response for someone you fucking despise.”
Jake paused, then looked at you with that intense, quiet stare, his expression unreadable for a moment. You felt a flicker of something in your chest, but before you could process it, he said, in a voice softer than you expected, “I don’t despise you.”
Jake sat across from you at the tiny grill table, doing his best to act like he didn't care that you were wearing what could only be described as the world's most unassuming dress. It wasn’t even remotely textbook "sexy." No slits, no plunging neckline, just a simple, casual thing that barely clung to you. Yet, somehow, you made it look like flawless.
You were just grilling meat, for crying out loud. Nothing remotely provocative about it. And yet, there Jake was, trying—and failing—to pretend he wasn’t completely losing his mind over it.
Then, disaster struck.
Jake’s grip on his chopsticks tightened, nearly snapping them in half. He could feel a vein pulsing in his temple. He didn't even realize he was glaring until the waiter noticed. And that’s when he realized something was very, very wrong with him.
You turned to Jake, blinking innocently. “Are you okay? You look like you’re about to pass out.”
“Me?” Jake laughed, but it was the kind of laugh that wasn’t even remotely convincing. “Totally fine. Just making sure you’re not about to, y'know, set the whole table on fire.”
He shrugged off his jacket and—without thinking—slung it over your shoulders like his life depended on it.
“You look cold,” Jake muttered, trying to sound casual, but the effort was absolutely wasted.
“I’m sitting in front of an actual fire,” you pointed out, obviously not buying the excuse.
“Just take it,” he said through gritted teeth. He could feel his brain glitching as his fingers brushed against yours for half a second.
“You’re acting weird,” you muttered, clearly starting to suspect something was off. “Did you hit your head again today or…?”
“Just wear the damn thing.”
“Why?” you asked slowly, suspicious. “I’m not even cold.”
“It’s not for warmth,” he snapped, his voice tight with frustration.
You narrowed your eyes, not letting him off the hook. “So what’s it for?”
Jake leaned forward, dropping his voice to a near whisper like he was plotting a heist. “It’s... you're over there looking all... attractive, and the waiter’s looking at you like he wants to take you home. And I—” He paused and muttered, “I’m the one who invited you here, okay? So technically, you’re my dinner guest. And I just feel like you shouldn’t be—”
“Did you just call me attractive?”
Jake froze. For a split second, his mind went completely blank. He’d said it without even thinking, and now that the words were out there, the whole table seemed to get a little bit warmer, a little bit more suffocating.
“Uh—” He fumbled, trying to backpedal. “No! I didn’t—what I meant was—” He cleared his throat, awkwardly adjusting in his seat. 
You stared at him, eyes wide. “Jake... you’re an awfully jealous person today.”
He froze. Blinked. And then launched into a performance so bad it was almost impressive. “Jealous? Me? Oh my god, that’s so cute. That’s actually hilarious. I’m not jealous. You? Of you? Pfft. I just... look, I just think it’s unhygienic for strangers to salivate this close to raw meat, alright?”
He avoided your gaze and took a big gulp of his drink, probably hoping it would give him some answers. “Also, that guy was undressing you with his eyes.”
You gave him a flat look, raising an eyebrow. "And your solution to a perv is to throw a jacket over me like I’m some fragile piece of art in a museum?”
Jake kept his cool, eyes still avoiding yours. “I could go beat him up if you want,” he offered, not-so-casually.
You snorted, leaning back in your chair, slipping your hands into the sleeves of the jacket he’d thrown over you. “You're an idiot.”
—-
The next time Jake found himself questioning the entire fabric of his reality, it was in the kitchen of your shared apartment.
A totally normal evening.
Except not really.
Because you were sitting across from him in nothing but an oversized T-shirt and a smile, and Jake was experiencing what scientists might classify as a complete psychological collapse.
He wasn’t even sure what the hell the conversation was about. Jungwon was laughing about something, maybe a dumb meme or a cursed group chat screenshot, and you were giggling so hard you smacked Jungwon’s arm and nearly knocked over your drink.
Jake didn’t laugh. Jake stared.
Because every time you moved, your stupidly oversized shirt rode up a little, and your bare legs—the ones he absolutely should not be noticing—taunted him like they were sent from hell specifically to test his willpower. 
He hated it.
No, actually—he hated you. Yes. That was the correct narrative. He hated the way you always left passive-aggressive sticky notes on his leftovers ("These are MINE. I will KNOW if you eat one. By you I mean JAKE SIM."). He hated you when you reorganized his entire snack drawer by vibe. (“The spicy chips are angry. They go in the red bin.” What did that even MEAN?)
He hated that you chewed ice. That you used a ten-step skincare routine that monopolized the bathroom for thirty minutes every morning. That you once referred to him as “the reason I believe in selective mutism.”
And yet… he was currently staring at your thighs like they held the secret to inner peace.
Jake looked away, clenching his jaw. What the hell was happening to him? Was this a stroke? Had you poisoned his food?
The next time he went absolutely bonkers was a few days later. He had to pee.
He pushed the door open without knocking, because this was his house and he had…welll…he had the rights.
And then.
He saw you.
Half-naked.
In your bra and underwear, bent slightly over the sink, drying your shirt with a hairdryer.
His brain short-circuited like someone had poured water directly into his skull.
His gaze dropped—just for half a second, a reflex—and immediately locked on your bare legs, and oh god, he hated himself. He spun around so fast he almost slammed into the door.
“OH MY GOD—SORRY!” Jake yelped, one hand covering his eyes like he’d been hit with a solar flare. “You—why—WHAT—why didn’t you lock the door?!”
You blinked at him in the mirror and chuckled, totally unfazed. “Oh shit. I forgot to lock it.”
“What is wrong with you?!”
“Me? You walked in,” you pointed out.
“You left it unlocked!”
“You could’ve knocked!”
“I shouldn’t have to knock in my own apartment! What are you doing half-naked drying your shirt in here?!”
“I spilled soda on myself.” You replied, nonchalant.
“I’M THE VICTIM HERE,” Jake yelled dramatically, still not turning around. “I just wanted to pee and now I’ve seen your underwear! I’ll never recover from this!”
You laughed again, breathless. “Relax. It’s just a body. You’ve seen legs before.”
A long beat of silence passed.
Jake slowly turned his head just enough to peek at the wall. “Are you, um...decent now?”
“Yeah,” you said, tugging your damp shirt back over your head. “Crisis averted. You can resume your regularly scheduled hate.”
Jake turned around cautiously. You were grinning, cheeks slightly pink, shirt clinging a little, hair a mess—and somehow, it was worse. Way worse. Because even like this, maybe especially like this, you looked unfairly adorable.
He stared at you for one second too long.
“Jake,” you said, raising an eyebrow, “are you...blushing?”
“No,” he snapped immediately, brushing past you with all the grace of a man running from his feelings. “Now get out, I need to pee.”
As he shut the door behind him, you called out, “You’re welcome for the free show, by the way.”
Jake groaned.
Out loud.
Into the void.
He was never going to recover.
—-
It all started with what Jake would later refer to—dramatically and with full PTSD—as The Saturday Incident.
He had spent the entire day in bed, pretending to do work, but actually doing what could best be described as “vague laptop clicking” and “aggressively avoiding you.”
You were out in the living room, probably plotting new ways to rearrange the furniture or alphabetize the spices by vibe again. He wasn’t going to risk interaction. Not when his heart had started doing these strange, erratic flips every time you were near. It was disorienting, this fluttering sensation that kept taking him by surprise. Honestly, he didn’t appreciate it. Didn’t appreciate whatever the hell was happening in his chest, because he'd never felt like this before. 
The thought crossed his mind—maybe he should go see a doctor for a cardiogram. Heeseung had laughed in his face when he mentioned it, as if the idea of it being a medical issue was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. Jake didn’t get what was so funny, though. All he knew was that every time you entered the room, his heart seemed to forget how to behave, and he wasn’t sure that was something anyone could just laugh off.
So he stayed hidden.
Until there was a knock.
“Jake?” Your voice came through the door—soft, almost... sweet?
He stared at the door like it had personally betrayed him.
“Jake?” you called again, this time with a tone that made his brain short-circuit just a little. He sighed like a man being forced into labor and got up, preparing for whatever minor chaos you were about to deliver.
He opened the door.
And immediately wished he hadn’t.
There you stood. In a dress—a glittery, stupidly pretty dress he had never seen before. The tag was still dangling from it, and for some reason, that made it worse. Like you were a gift waiting to be unwrapped and oh no what the hell, brain, stop right there.
His mouth went dry.
His knees? Unreliable.
You were—unfortunately—gorgeous.
“Can you help me?” you asked, turning around.
And that’s when he saw it. Your bare back.
Jake died a little. Right there in the doorway. He whispered, barely audible: “F-fuck.”
“Huh?” you looked over your shoulder.
“I said—sure! Sure, totally, yep,” he said, voice cracking like a 13-year-old boy seeing shoulders for the first time.
He reached for the zipper like it was made of lava. His fingers brushed your skin and he physically flinched. 
“You busy with work?” you asked casually, like this wasn’t slowly killing him.
“Yeah. Working. Doing... business things. Graphs.” Nailed it. “Are you, uh, going out?” He zipped faster, praying for this moment to end and also never end, confusingly.
“Nope.” You turned back around, smiling. “I just got this dress and wanted to see if it fit.”
Jake stared at you like he was watching the heavens open. “Oh,” he said dumbly.
“Besides, I was bored.” You laughed, brushing past him like this was your room, and plopped yourself onto his bed like it was no big deal.
Jake blinked. “You can’t just—don’t just walk into my room!”
“What? You hiding something?”
“Yes!” he said, voice a little too high. “I mean—maybe. You don’t know my life.”
You narrowed your eyes. “Let me guess. Secret stash of R-rated movies?”
“What?! No!”
“Love letters? Hidden shrine of an ex?”
“Oh my god.”
“Wait—you have love letters?”
“I don’t have any! Why are you like this?!”
You grinned. “Hard to believe. You’re, like, suspiciously single.”
Jake scoffed. “Suspiciously?”
“Yeah. You’re cute in a grumpy, emotionally constipated way.”
He blinked. “Did you just call me cute?”
“I mean, when you’re not yelling about laundry socks and acting like you’ve never heard of coasters.”
Jake’s face flushed. His lips twitched. A smile was fighting its way out, and he hated that you were winning. “You’re so annoying.”
“I’m a delight.”
“You’re hell personified.”
“And you,” you said, leaning back onto his bed, “are blushing.”
“I am not.”
“Jake,” you said, eyes twinkling, “your ears are red.”
He turned away, running a hand through his hair in frustration. “Okay, but—hold on. Why are you in my room anyway? All dressed up, all dolled up, all pretty.”
You raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at the corner of your lips. “Was that a compliment?”
“No.”
“You just listed three compliments,” you pointed out, your voice teasing.
“They weren’t compliments.”
“They sure seem like it.”
He stared at you—your ridiculous sparkle dress, your smug little smirk, the fact that you looked entirely too comfortable lying on his bed like you belonged there—and felt his heart do a full-body sigh.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He was in trouble.
Because he didn’t hate you at all.
—-
Jake had one goal tonight: get snacks, avoid feelings, don’t die.
He’d nearly made it to the kitchen—eyes forward, brain reciting his grocery list like a prayer—when he heard your voice.
“Jake?”
He froze like someone had hit pause on his life.
There you were, curled up on the couch with a blanket around your legs and a bowl of popcorn in your lap, looking... cozy. Cute. Normal. Like you weren’t the cause of 99% of his internal screaming today.
“Yeah?” he called over his shoulder, already bracing for disaster.
“Come watch this with me.”
Jake turned halfway, one hand still on the fridge. “What? No. Why would I wanna–”
You pouted. And he hated—hated—how fast his resolve crumbled at the sight of it.
“C’mon. Please? I’m lonely,” you said. “Jungwon’s not back for another hour.”
Jake audibly swallowed, “F–fine.”
Still, he sighed and walked over like a man approaching a guillotine.
He sat on the very edge of the couch, as far from you as possible. Like you might spontaneously explode and take him with you.
You blinked at him. “Why the fuck are you sitting miles away from me? I’m not gonna eat you.”
Jake’s ears went red so fast it was almost impressive. “I’m—just giving you space.”
You threw a popcorn kernel at him. “What, do I have cooties now?”
“No!” he blurted, then immediately regretted sounding like a panicked fifth grader. “I just thought—I mean, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.”
You tilted your head, amused. “I thought we were pass our enemy phase and in the ‘I-only-hate-you-when-it’s-convenient-phase.”
His heart stopped.
Jake stared at you.
“We are! I just–”
You shook your head and patted the seat next to you. “Come on. You're so dramatic. Sit like a normal person.”
Jake, against his better judgment and every self-preservation instinct, scooted closer. A little. Then a little more.
You tossed the blanket over his lap like it was the most natural thing in the world. “There. See? Not so scary.”
He sat stiffly under the blanket like it was radioactive, absolutely convinced he was going to die. His arm accidentally brushed yours and his brain lit up.
You leaned in slightly, focused on the screen.
Jake leaned back slightly, focused on not passing out.
And somewhere between the opening credits and the second kernel of popcorn you tossed at him “for flinching like a grandma,” Jake realized something horrifying.
He didn’t hate you.
At all.
And worse?
Instead, it was the absolute opposite. Maybe he liked you.
(Or had the biggest stinking fucking crush on you.)
Either way, these feelings were huge. And scary.
—-
Jake was fine.
Totally. Absolutely. 100% fine.
So what if he maybe thought about the way your shoulder brushed his during the movie? Or the fact that your laugh made his chest do weird twisty things? So what if you looked really cute in that dumb glittery dress and then even cuter in sweats and a bun with popcorn crumbs on your shirt?
He was fine.
No, he was lying. He was not.
Because Jake Sim didn’t do feelings.
Feelings were for wimps. For poets. For people with acoustic guitars and questionable Spotify Wrapped playlists. For people like Heeseung.
Not him.
Jake Sim was immune. Built different. Untouchable. Feelings? He left those at the door with his dignity and expired loyalty card points.
Which is why he was currently, aggressively, avoiding you like you were radioactive.
You walked into the kitchen? He walked out.
You tried to start a conversation? “I’m busy.” (He wasn’t.)
You reached for the chips? “Take it yourself.” (They were on the top shelf. You couldn’t reach. He still left.)
You asked if he wanted to hang out? “No thanks. Be alone. Bitch.” (He did not mean that. At all. And also whispered it when you were already out of earshot, afraid he’d hurt your feelings.)
He was strong. He was cold. He was emotionless steel wrapped in flannel.
Until—
“Jake?” you called from the hallway.
He glanced up from pretending to type on his laptop. “What?”
“Do you wanna go to the store with me? We’re all out of eggs.”
And like the absolute fraud he was, Jake—emotionless, avoidant, emotionally repressed Jake Sim—paused for 0.0000001 seconds before nodding.
“Yeah. Let me grab my shoes.”
Traitor.
He followed you out like a puppy who just got asked if he wanted a treat.
As you walked side by side through the aisles, Jake pushed the shopping cart like he was starring in the most generic romcom montage of all time, trying not to let his arm bump yours again because every time it did, his brain felt like it had just short-circuited.
But it was fine.
Totally fine.
He was definitely not thinking about holding your hand in the snack aisle.
Definitely not wondering if you'd let him try one of your gummies, even though he could buy his own.
Definitely not wondering if this was what it would feel like to be yours.
He wasn’t. He wasn’t thinking about any of that.
Nope.
Totally normal. Totally platonic.
He was so screwed.
It all started in the canned goods aisle. And honestly? Jake should’ve known the canned goods aisle brought nothing but bad luck. It happened in third grade when he tripped over his shoelace and fell into a container of perfectly aligned canned soups. It happened when he was trying to grab some mushroom soup for Jungwon when he was sick and ended up dropping the can right on his pinky toe, fracturing it.
And it’s happening again now.
You were just standing there, trying to decide between tomato basil and cream of mushroom, looking entirely too cute for someone who was making soup decisions. Meanwhile, Jake, trying to pretend he wasn’t watching you, was already making a mental list of things he could buy—anything to distract himself from his growing awareness that his brain was short-circuiting.
“Hey,” the guy said. “This might sound crazy, but... are you single?”
Jake turned his head so slowly you’d think someone had insulted his ancestors.
He was standing a few feet away, comparing granola bar sugar contents like a responsible adult, and now he was staring at this random man like he’d just asked to marry you in front of a priest.
You didn’t even seem fazed. You turned your head slightly, giving the guy the most nonchalant look, probably silently wondering if this guy had any idea how little he cared about his question.
Jake could feel the nerve in his temple twitch. The air between you and the guy became suffocating. Jake's hands flexed, holding onto the cart like it might need a good shove.
The guy, oblivious to the thunderstorm brewing a few feet away, “Just thought that you’re really cute, and I figured I’d ask.”
You blinked. “Oh! That’s—um—”
“She’s not,” Jake snapped, suddenly right there, standing next to you like he’d teleported in through sheer fury. “She’s very not single. Taken. Off the market. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
The guy blinked, taken aback. “Oh... are you two—”
“Together?” Jake interrupted, smiling like it physically hurt him. “Yeah. I’m her boyfriend.”
You glanced at him, his eyes glinting with that smirk of his. And then it hit you—he was playing this way too well. A little too well. You turned back to the guy, giving a dramatic gasp.
“Oh my God,” you said, suddenly faking an epiphany. “Babe, I didn’t even realize he was flirting. I was too busy thinking about how your hair looks so good today.”
Jake twitched.
You leaned into him with an exaggerated sigh, grabbing his hand like you were in some overly dramatic rom-com. “I’m so sorry. I’ll try to pay more attention when people are flirting with me. Would that be okay with you, my Jakey-wakey? My Jakey-kins? My love machine?”
Jake nearly choked on his own spit. “Okay. That’s enough.”
But you were on a roll. You turned to the stranger, practically glowing. “Isn’t he so cute when he’s protective? Ugh, he gets so territorial over me. It’s like his thing. Next thing I know, he’ll start growling and peeing in the aisles to mark me like his territory.”
Jake made a strangled sound, clearly regretting everything. “Please stop.”
You ignored him, fully leaning into the bit. “Honestly, I’m just waiting for him to pick out a leash for me next, y’know? Just to make sure everyone knows I’m his property.”
Jake made a strangled sound. “Please stop.”
You pressed your cheek to his shoulder. “Should we kiss?” You smiled, putting your arms around his shoulder.
And then, in what could only be described as a full-blown panic move, Jake spun around and ran.
Like, actually ran.
Through the snack aisle, dodging bags of chips and disgruntled shoppers, past the sample table, and out the store doors. It was as if he'd spotted an actual threat. You stared after him, holding his dignity in one hand and a can of soup in the other.
The stranger who had been casually eyeing you looked even more confused now, as if he’d witnessed a scene from a badly written TV sitcom.
You shrugged, trying to cover for the man who was now two aisles away, “My boyfriend can be a little bit crazy,” you muttered, laughing awkwardly as you began walking toward the door. You dropped the soup can on his foot. “See you!”
And without waiting for a response, you bolted out of the store after him.
“JAKE SIM, I’LL KILL YOU!” you yelled across the parking lot.
You found him pacing next to his car like a madman who’d just come to terms with the fact that he’d let his emotions spiral in public. His hands were in his hair, tugging like he was trying to physically yank his frustration out of his brain.
You marched up to him, heat rising in your chest, and the nerve to confront him. “Hey! You made me look like an idiot!”
Jake turned to face you, eyes wide, clearly surprised that you were actually following him. “You made yourself look like that!” he snapped, a slight edge in his voice.
“Oh, I wouldn’t have to if you stopped acting like my boyfriend around any man who approaches me!” You felt your hands on your hips, standing your ground like you were the queen of this absurd conversation.
Jake’s face froze, his brows furrowing in frustration. “You want freaks like him to approach you?”
“No?” you shot back. “But I’m perfectly capable of turning them down on my own.”
“I was just—” he began, floundering for a reason that was not his own mess.
“Was just what? Why do you keep doing this? Acting all weirdly jealous and protective!” you interrupted, genuinely curious now.
Jake exhaled, turning slowly, like the weight of this conversation was about to implode on him. His voice softened, his eyes wide, clearly caught off guard by your determination. “Because…” he started, his voice lower than usual, the words stumbling out like he was wrestling with a secret.
“Because what?”
He didn’t answer.
Just stood there—hands clenched, jaw tight, breath sharp.
Then suddenly—he dropped his arms like they weighed a ton. Like he couldn’t hold it in anymore. He ran a hand through his hair, pacing a single, desperate step before spinning back around to face you.
“BECAUSE!” Jake shouted, his voice louder than he intended. Your eyes snapped open wide, caught completely off guard.
Jake kept going—words spilling, frantic. “Because I don’t know what this is—whatever the hell you’ve done to me—but I can’t think straight. I can’t breathe when you look at me like that and I haven’t felt like this ever and it’s—it’s messing me up.”
His hands went to his temples. “Like fuck…I think I might need therapy. Like, actual therapy. Because of you.”
The air between you cracked—silence stretching heavy and tight.
You stared at him, voice soft now. “I– did I do something wrong?”
Jake dropped his hands, chest rising and falling like he’d just run a marathon. His face twisted, like he hated even having feelings, like letting them out was burning him from the inside.
Then—quieter. Broken.
“No,” he said. “Fuck, no. Quite the opposite.”
You stood frozen. “What?”
He stepped closer, eyes wild, voice raw.
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening to me, okay?” Jake snapped. His voice cracked, raw and strained like it had been clawing at his throat for days.
“You walk into a room and suddenly I can’t think straight. I forget how to function. I forget what I’m doing. It’s like my entire brain short-circuits just because you looked in my direction.” He raked a hand through his hair, pacing in a tight circle like he was trying to outrun his own thoughts.
“You drive me crazy. You laugh at things that aren’t funny, and you talk like the world’s ending if you don’t say it all right now, and you never let anything go—ever—and it’s infuriating. It’s exhausting. You’re exhausting!”
He turned, pointing at you like you were the cause of every malfunction in his soul.
“I shouldn’t care if you’re cold. I shouldn’t want to punch every guy who looks at you for longer than five seconds. I shouldn’t feel like I’m being electrocuted every time you accidentally touch me. That’s not normal. That’s not me. I’m Jake fucking Sim for crying out loud!”
He paused, chest rising and falling, eyes burning into yours.
“I don’t even like people! I liked hating you! I was good at hating you! And now I can’t sleep and I can’t think and all I do is wonder what you’re doing and if you’re thinking about me too and I—”
He broke off, swallowing hard.
Then softer, hoarse:
“I don’t know what this is. But I think I’m losing my goddamn mind over you.”
You stood there. Blinking. Heart somewhere near your ankles.
Jake had just... exploded. Confessed? Kinda? In the most Jake way possible—by yelling about how much he hated that he didn’t hate you.
“…Okay,” you said slowly, like someone trying to defuse a bomb with zero training. “So, like... just to clarify… you’re not mad at me. You’re mad because you like me?”
Jake stared at you like he couldn’t believe that was your takeaway. Like you’d just handed him a banana when he asked for a pen.
“I just—like, not to make this about me,” you continued, hands half-lifted like you were talking to a wild raccoon, “but that was a lot of yelling and you kinda sounded like you were about to fight me and propose in the same breath.”
He groaned, dragging his hands down his face. “Oh my god.”
You bit your lip. “So... um. Do you wanna kiss me or punch drywall? I just need to know what stage of emotional collapse we’re currently at.”
A beat.
“Like... if I lean in, am I getting kissed or concussed?”
He looked like he was seriously considering both.
You tried to smile. “I mean… thanks? For the mental breakdown, I think?”
He just blinked—still breathing like he’d sprinted through a breakup, a confession, and a public meltdown all in one afternoon.
Like he hadn’t decided yet whether to kiss you, cry, or walk into traffic.
Then, softer, you glanced up at him. Still unsure. Still trying to play it cool despite the fact that your heart was definitely trying to beat its way out of your chest.
“Like… I mean, I totally get why this would frustrate you,” you said, nodding seriously, like you were a therapist delivering a diagnosis. “Totally understandable. If I was going through what you were going through, maybe I’d be a little insane too. With, you know, healthier coping mechanisms, sure.”
Jake groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “You’re talking too much. Do you like me or not?”
You blinked. “Wow. Okay. No trigger warning?”
“I’m at my limit.” Jake sighed.
“Yeah,” you said. “That’s… kind of obvious. You’re, like, one sentence away from combusting.”
Jake pointed at you like he couldn’t believe what was happening. “I—God, this is so embarrassing. Let’s just pretend this didn’t happen.”
“I didn’t say I didn’t like you,” you muttered, looking away.
“You’re saying a whole lot of nothing,” he snapped.
You threw your hands up. “Well, I’m sorry I don’t have a perfectly rehearsed monologue ready! Some of us don’t process our feelings through public tantrums!”
Jake narrowed his eyes, “I yelled because I was panicking!”
“Well maybe don’t yell at someone who likes you, Jake!”
“You didn’t even say you liked me!”
“I was getting there!”
“You were stalling!”
“I was awkward!” you shrieked, pointing right back at him. 
Jake threw his hands in the air. “Why are you the one acting like you just confessed your undying love through a full-blown breakdown?!”
A beat.
Silence.
Your faces? Bright red. Breathing like you just finished a cage match.
Then you exploded.
“FINE. YES. I LIKE YOU TOO, YOU PSYCHO!”
Jake froze. “You what now?”
You looked away, furious with yourself. “You heard me. I’m not repeating it. Take the win and choke on it.”
“That was the worst love confession I’ve ever received.”
You glared at him. “It wasn’t supposed to be one!”
“Well, it was horrible.”
“Yeah? Yours wasn’t exactly sonnet material either.”
You stared at each other. Still angry. Still flushed. Still… weirdly too close.
And somehow, despite all the yelling, all the sniping—
There was that thing in the air again. That pull.
Jake blinked. “...So are we dating now or what?”
You groaned. “Not like this, the fuck”
—-
The silence in the apartment was deafening.
Not literal silence—the kettle was whistling like it was being paid to, and someone’s phone was playing a YouTube video just loud enough to be irritating. But the emotional silence? The thick, suffocating, “we confessed our feelings and now we don’t know how to human anymore” kind of silence? Yeah, the two of you were losing it.
You were standing in the kitchen, arms folded, staring at the toaster like it had personally wronged you. Jake was sitting on the couch, holding a mug he wasn’t even drinking from, eyes glued to the television pretending to be absorbed.
Neither of you spoke.
The toaster clicked. You jumped like you’d been shot.
The two of you glanced at each other. You blinked at him. He blinked back. 
Then immediately looked away, sipping his mug. The wrong end of the mug.
You narrowed your eyes. “You’re drinking from the side with the tag still in it.”
“I like the taste of paper sometimes,” he said without looking at you.
You tried. “So... uh, did you sleep okay?”
Jake nodded way too fast. “Yeah. Great. You?”
“Fine.”
“Cool.”
You stared at each other for another five seconds.
Then, at the exact same time:
“So, what are you—” “Do you want—”
Silence again.
You turned back to the counter, flustered. “This is so weird.”
Jake exhaled sharply. “You think?”
You glanced at him. “Well, I’m not used to openly... liking you or being I guess civil.”
“You’ve done a great job hiding it,” he muttered.
You smirked, falling back on habit. “Well, I am cuter when I’m emotionally unavailable.”
“I think it’s scarier when you’re emotionally available.”
You turned, arms folded. “So what, you prefer when I threaten you with kitchen utensils?”
Jake shrugged, leaning against the counter like he wasn’t seconds away from combusting. “At least I knew where I stood.”
And that? That shut you up real quick.
Because you both knew—you’d just entered new, terrifying, heart-melty territory.
And neither of you had a clue what the hell to do next.
—-
There was a sock on the floor.
A sock. On the floor.
His sock.
White. Crumpled. Mocking you from the hallway.
Something inside you snapped.
“SIM JAEYUN!” you shrieked, the kind of full-volume yell that summoned the fury of every past version of you who’d ever tripped over that man’s laundry.
Jake’s door opened slowly, like even it was afraid of you. He peeked out. Hair messy. Shirt hanging loose. Clueless. Hot. You hated him.
“...Yeah?”
“HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP YOUR SOCKS—”
“I—”
“You what? This isn’t the first fucking time–”
“Ah, fuck it.”
You didn’t get to finish.
Jake stepped out. Two fast, easy strides.
And he kissed you.
Hard.
His hand found the back of your neck, fingers pressing gently yet desperately, as if he’d been aching for this moment, pulling you closer with a sense of urgency that couldn’t be ignored. Without hesitation, his lips met yours—no gentleness, no grace—just raw, impulsive need.
The hallway blurred.
You gasped against his lips, and he swallowed the sound whole. His other hand gripped your waist, pulling you flush against him, like he needed your body to make sense of the chaos in his head. The kiss was hot and heavy, all teeth and tongue and emotion that neither of you had known what to do with until now.
Your hands clenched around the fabric of his t-shirt, pulling him even closer, as if you were trying to tear the tension from his chest and claim it for yourself. Jake’s groan vibrated against your lips—low, desperate, and filled with something completely unrestrained. His hands dug into your waist, his grip tightening as if he couldn’t get enough of you. And then, with a sudden shift, he moved—forward, desperate, no longer willing to hold back.
In one swift, breathless motion, Jake pressed you against the wall, his body caging you in with just enough force to knock the air from your lungs. His hand gently cradled your jaw while the other slid down to catch your wrist, his fingers locking with yours as if the touch was a lifeline, something he couldn’t let go of even if he tried.
You gasped, the back of your head colliding softly with the wall, and Jake swallowed the sound, deepening the kiss like he was trying to consume you whole. The kiss turned hotter, more frantic—lips pulling, chasing, moving with an intensity that had been building for weeks and was now unleashed all at once.
Then, you squeezed his hand. Hard. Your body trembled with the force of it, like you needed something to hold onto before you lost yourself. And Jake felt it—felt the desperation in your touch. Without hesitation, he squeezed back, his thumb brushing over yours as he refused to let go.
For half a second, his forehead rested against yours, both of you gasping for air, and neither of you willing to pull away.
You blinked up at him, your mind still spinning from the kiss, disoriented.
“…I’ll pick it up,” you whispered, your voice softer than you intended. “The socks.”
You bent down, still avoiding his gaze, grabbing the sock off the floor. “Just... just put it nicely next time.”
You turned and walked back into your room, your legs unsteady as if they could no longer hold you together.
Jake stood in the hallway, frozen, his heart racing, his mind completely blank. He gripped the wall beside him like it was the only thing keeping him from collapsing. He hadn’t meant for this to happen. But it did. And now, he had no idea what to do with it.
—-
Jake hadn’t screamed your name like that since the glitter explosion 2 months back.
“WHERE’S MY RED FOLDER?!” he bellowed.
Before you could even think of a way out of this—or how to hide under the floorboards—Jake barged into your room. Hair still wet from the shower. His shirt hanging half-buttoned, like he’d walked straight out of a webtoon. Fuck, he was sexy. Not the time though because you were sure you were about to get beaten up.
He slammed the door open so hard that it bounced back off the wall with a sickening thud.
You gave him a nervous smile, your best attempt at pretending you weren’t about to die. “Don’t be mad…”
Jake’s voice dropped to a dangerous growl. “What did you do?”
“I… might’ve thought it was old,” you said, wincing at the honesty in your voice. “So I kinda... threw it away?”
Jake’s body went rigid. His eyes narrowed in disbelief.
“You what?!”
“I—” You stammered, hands raised defensively. “I swear it looked all crumply, all old and–and–and ruined!”
Jake stepped forward, eyes burning with anger. You could feel the heat of his fury radiating off of him—jaw clenched, fists tight by his sides, like he was about to explode. You knew this look. It was like he was one wrong move away from detonating.
And just when you thought the situation couldn’t get worse, you did the only thing you could think of.
You threw yourself at him.
Your hands grabbed his shirt, and before he could even get a word out, you yanked him down, your lips slamming into his with the force of a thousand thunderstorms. It was hard, urgent—so intense, so sudden, that it instantly shut him up.
Jake froze for a split second, like you’d short-circuited his brain, and then, just like that—he kissed you back. No hesitation. No holding back. You were already moving, pushing him backwards, your arms locked around his neck, drawing him closer, deeper. His lips tasted like desperation, like need, and it was all consuming.
You kissed him with everything you had, no holding back. No gentleness. Just the kind of hunger that had been building up between you two for far too long. Your lips moved together, fast, messy, and you felt him press into you, desperate to keep up. Every part of you wanted him—wanted him to feel the frustration, the desire, the rage that had been bubbling under the surface for weeks.
Jake groaned into your mouth, his grip on your waist tightening. You kissed him harder, faster, pressing him back against the wall until he was pinned, his breath ragged as you both gasped for air.
His hands found your thighs and, without a word, you jumped. Legs wrapping around his waist, you felt him catch you effortlessly, your bodies moving as one.
Then, with a sharp turn, he slammed you against the nearest wall, his lips never leaving yours. The kiss was relentless, like he was starving, like he needed to make you feel every part of him, every inch of his desire. His grip on your waist was bruising, possessive, and you responded in kind, tugging at his hair, pulling him closer.
Your mouths collided, chasing each other, moving too fast, too clumsily. 
Jake pulled back only when you both couldn’t breathe anymore. Your foreheads rested together, breaths uneven, eyes wild and hungry.
He looked you over once, placed you back down on the floor, his expression unreadable, and then muttered, “...I’ll just rewrite it.”
And before you could process it, before you could say a word, he was gone. Leaving you breathless, in your own room, utterly wrecked—staring at the spot where he'd just completely destroyed every last bit of control you had.
—-
You were standing in the kitchen, Jake was at the sink, and the tension was so thick you could practically slice it with a knife.
“I don’t understand why you would move the dishes,” Jake snapped, gesturing like you’d committed an actual war crime. “I have a system.”
“You have no system,” you shot back, holding a spatula like a sword. “You just shove stuff in and pray the dishwasher works it out like divine intervention.”
“It does work it out!”
“Really? Because last week you melted a Tupperware lid onto a knife.”
“That was ONE TIME—”
You threw the dish towel down. “You’re such a control freak.”
Jake turned, dripping wet hands mid-air. “You alphabetized the seasoning rack. By aesthetic. I had to Google what "sage green" looked like.”
You huffed. “It’s about visual peace, Jake!”
He took a step closer. “You know what’s not peaceful? Living with a freak who organizes our spices!”
You stepped toward him, eyes locked, breathing hard. “Well you know what’s not sexy? Whining about spice jars!”
“Funny,” Jake growled, now chest to chest with you, “because I still want to kiss you right now.”
You both froze.
You were both holding something—him, a mug. You, a spatula. Neither of you blinked.
Then—at the exact same time—you both dropped them.
Clatter.
And lunged.
You collided in the middle of the kitchen, your mouths crashing together, the kiss so intense and fiery it felt like it could set the room on fire. His hands gripped your waist, pulling you into him like he couldn’t get close enough. You fisted your hands in his shirt, yanking him even closer, until there was nothing between you but shared breaths and weeks of pent-up frustration.
His kiss was desperate, furious, like he hated how much he wanted it, and yet couldn’t stop. Your lips moved together, teeth clashing, and you met his passion with equal intensity—biting his lip, tilting your head, the quiet sigh you let out making him groan into your mouth.
You were both angry, breathless, and so far gone you didn’t even care.
When you finally pulled apart, your noses brushing, your lips swollen and tingling, you both just stared at each other. Your hearts pounded.
Then, at the exact same time, you both asked, “...Are we boyfriend and girlfriend or what?”
There was a moment of silence, and then Jake pressed a kiss to your cheek, then your jaw, and then your neck, before pulling back with that signature smirk.
“Yeah,” he said softly. “I think we are.”
You grabbed the front of his shirt, yanked him back down, and kissed him again.
“Good. Now shut up and kiss me.”
Jake groaned into your mouth, his hands sliding to your back, pulling you even closer.
“God, I’m so in love with you, it’s actually disgusting,” he muttered, his voice full of both frustration and affection.
And for once, you couldn’t agree more.
—---
It was your first official date.
Like—an actual, real, human-first-date. No yelling. No post-argument makeouts. Just food. Chairs. Maybe eye contact if you were feeling brave.
You’d been dating for three days.
Which, so far, had consisted of:
Yelling at each other.
Making out.
Rolling your eyes at each other.
Making out again. Repeat steps 1–4.
Three days of chaotic tension. Of brushing shoulders in the hallway and pretending it didn’t set your whole body on fire. Of accidentally calling him “babe” and then gaslighting him into thinking he misheard you. Of Jungwon asking the two of you to shut up and stop arguing in the middle of the night. You weren’t arguing. 
Three days of sharing the sink like civilized people, brushing your teeth side by side, totally normal, totally casual—totally not internally spiraling over the fact that your former arch-nemesis was now your boyfriend.
And then there were the quiet moments.
Like this morning, when you walked into the kitchen to find him already making coffee. He handed you a mug—black, just the way you liked it—and pretended he didn’t notice the way your fingers brushed.
You stared at it.
“What?” he said, avoiding eye contact. “I’m not a monster.”
You took a sip. “So you’re being nice to me now?”
Jake shrugged. “Don’t get used to it. I just don’t want to date someone who’s chronically dehydrated.”
You raised an eyebrow. “You’re worried about my water intake while you eat chips for breakfast.”
“Those chips had lime on them,” he said. “That’s vitamin C.”
Still, later that day, he also handed you a granola bar before you left the house. No comment. Just tossed it at your head with alarming accuracy and walked away.
And that was your boyfriend.
You, of course, were no better.
Like last night, when you walked past his room and saw him still hunched over his desk, blue light glowing off his face, glasses crooked, typing like he was trying to physically punch a thesis into existence.
You didn’t say anything.
Just stood there in the doorway for a second, watching the way his brows were furrowed in that hyper-focused, very-stupid, very-Jake way.
Then you glanced at the time. No dishes in the sink. Nothing in the trash.
He hadn’t eaten all day.
You scowled, muttered something about “men and their lack of survival instincts,” and turned straight into the kitchen.
Fifteen minutes later, you dropped a steaming bowl of his favorite ramen next to his laptop without saying a word.
Jake blinked up at you. “Did you—?”
You didn’t look at him. “Don’t pass out. It’ll be annoying to carry your unconscious body.”
Then you left.
Fast.
Too fast for him to say thank you. Too fast for him to see the way your lips twitched just slightly at the corners.
And then…
The next day, you were minding your business, scrolling on your phone, sprawled on the couch like the world owed you peace, when Jake casually walked in and dropped himself beside you—close, but not too close.
He cleared his throat once. Then again. Dramatically.
You glanced at him. “Are you dying?”
“Not today,” he said. Then added, without looking at you, “Wanna hang out tonight?”
You blinked. “Out where?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. Somewhere with food. Lighting. Chairs. That’s usually what dates have, right?”
Your eyes narrowed. “Was that you asking me out?”
Jake didn’t flinch. Just sipped his drink. “Depends. You gonna say yes?”
You stared at him for a long beat.
He stared at the wall like it was the most fascinating thing he’d ever seen.
Then, you smirked. “Only if you promise not to talk about tech stuff the whole time.”
Jake raised an eyebrow, lips twitching into a grin. “If you’re lucky, I’ll limit myself to only mentioning API twice before dessert.”
You squinted. “You’re really bad at this whole romance thing, aren’t you?”
He grinned back, impossibly confident. “And yet, here you are. Saying yes anyway.”
You rolled your eyes, your lips threatening to betray you with a smile. “Yeah, well, I make questionable decisions sometimes.”
Jake nudged your knee with his, grinning like he’d just won a gold medal. “You’re about to make another one. I’m picking you up at seven.”
You crossed your arms, trying to look unimpressed. “We live together.”
Jake leaned back, completely unbothered. “So? I can’t be romantic?”
You didn’t argue.
God help you.
You were kind of excited.
—-
This was your first date.
And you were spiraling.
You had changed your outfit three times. Reapplied your lip balm five. Stood in front of the mirror giving yourself a pep talk like you were about to go on national television.
Jake was downstairs.
Wearing cologne and Jake never wore cologne.
When you finally met him outside, Jake blinked at you like you'd just materialized from a dream. His eyes widened, then quickly darted away, as if he could avoid the full force of your impact.
“You clean up okay,” you teased, trying not to smile too wide.
He opened his mouth, clearly trying to recover, but it came out wrong. “You look... pretty.” He froze, his face turning a shade of red that should’ve been illegal. Then he scrambled, “I mean, uh, shitty.”
“I heard you the first time, Jake,” you said, tapping his face lightly, almost affectionately. “So do you.”
—-
“Stop stealing my fries.”
“I’m not stealing. I’m redistributing.”
“Stop that! It’s not my fault I ordered curly fries and you got regular fries.”
“And I regret it. Let me live.”
You were about to launch into a full rant about Food Boundaries when your foot brushed his under the table. Then his knee. Then his thigh.
Neither of you moved.
And then—like gravity just snapped—you were both leaning over the table. French fries abandoned. Eyes locked. Breaths syncing. Heat crawling up your neck.
Jake reached out, brushed a hair from your cheek, his fingers lingering just a second too long.
You stared at his lips. He stared at yours.
Oh, you were so going to kiss in this grimy diner booth, and it was going to be beautiful and stupid and you didn’t even care.
And then—
“Well, well, well.”
You both froze.
Standing next to the table, milkshake in hand, eyes wide with the smuggest expression on Earth: Jungwon.
Jake sat up like someone just caught him cheating on a test.
You blinked. “Jungwon! Hi! What a surprise!”
Jungwon glanced between the two of you. The blushing. The weird knee situation. The shared fries. The vibes.
He sighed, long and dramatic.
Then took a sip of his milkshake and said—
“Fuck. Now I gotta move out.”
And with that, he turned and walked away.
Jake looked stunned. You stared after Jungwon in horror.
“Do you think he’s gonna tell everyone?” you whispered.
At that exact moment, both your phones buzzed in unison—a notification from Jungwon’s Instagram, tagging both you and Jake.
“That answers our question.” Jake replied.
You looked at him.
He looked at you.
And under the flickering diner lights, knees still touching under the table, Jake reached across and laced his fingers through yours.He glanced at your intertwined hands, then at your face.
“God. I think I actually really like you.” he muttered, like it physically pained him.
You didn’t even blink.
“I hope the fuck you do. I’m literally your girlfriend.”
Jake groaned, slumping back into the booth like you just personally ruined him.
“This is so humiliating.”
You grinned, squeezing his hand.
“Yeah. For you.”
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When the Laughter Stops || Jake "Hangman" Seresin
Summary: Request - I was wondering if you could do one with Jake Seresin where him and the reader are co workers (but they liked each other a lot and are idiots) and she flirts with him a lot, like constantly and he mostly just laughs it off but flirt back sometimes, but she suddenly stops one day and is very quiet and he's worried... Read Rest Here
A/N: Gosh I just love Jake. I really hope they make another TG movie with our boy in it <3 Thank you for the request @stuffingbuttsandshit
Pairing: Jake "Hangman" Seresin x Female Reader
Word Count: 3.3k+
T/W : Violation (Not Jake), Talk of Weapons, Talk of break in
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Mornings at North Island always started the same way.
Your headset was already on, comms running smooth as you relayed flight data to Mav and the rest of the squadron. You had everything under control because that’s what you did. You were the best at what you did. And you knew it. You didn’t spend years at the Academy and across the country to be mediocre at your job. You were good and you knew it.
Jake Seresin knew it too.
“Good morning, sweetheart,” came the familiar, honey-dipped drawl over your shoulder before he even stepped into the control room. You grinned into your headset. He was right on schedule as always.
You didn’t turn around immediately instead letting the anticipation hang for a second longer before glancing over your shoulder. He was leaning against your desk, arms crossed over his chest, watching you with that insufferably handsome smirk that was as much a part of him as his damn callsign.
“Hangman,” you greeted, flashing him an easy smile. “Looking as sharp as ever. It must really be exhausting carrying around that much charm all the time.”
His smirk deepened as he took you in. “It is, actually darlin’. But I manage.”
You made a show of giving him a once-over. That green flight suit zipped halfway, dog tags resting against the fabric of his undershirt and that confidence oozing from every pore. Annoyingly attractive, you noted. Not that you’d ever admit it out loud. But damn, the man was hot as hell.
“Good thing I’m here to keep you humble,” you teased while tapping your earpiece as the radio crackled.
Jake leaned in slightly, just enough that you caught the faint scent of his aftershave. The scent curled through the air: rich sandalwood, and cedar laced with smoky vetiver and that deep warmth of amber and musk. Dark, refined, and impossible to forget. Just like man who wore it. And who was currently staring a hole in the side of your head.
 “Oh, sweetheart, you don’t wanna do that. What would you flirt with if I wasn’t around?” He gave you a devious smirk as his eyes traced your face.
You arched a brow, lips curling. “Oh, I’d manage.”
He let out a low chuckle, shaking his head like you were something impossible. “Damn shame sweetheart.” This was the rhythm. The effortless push and pull. The game neither of you called by name but both played with unmatched skill.
“Seresin, you done harassing my officer?” Maverick’s voice cut in from across the room with nothing but amusement lacing in his tone.
Jake straightened slightly but didn’t look away from you. “Just making sure my sweetheart starts her day right, Mav.”
You shot Mav an eyeroll before turning back to Jake. “Aw, how sweet of you Jake.” You cooed at him.
Jake hummed, tilting his head. “Sweet’s not usually what they call me, darlin’.”
The way he said it, low and teasing, sent a thrill up your spine. But you didn’t let it show. Instead, you reached for the mission brief on your desk, casually brushing your fingers against his arm as you passed it to him.
“Guess I’m just special then,” you said with an easy grin.
His eyes flickered with something. Something unreadable. Something dangerous. But the moment passed as quickly as it had come.
“Guess you are,” he murmured. His voice softer this time.
And just like that, he was gone, heading out to brief with the others, leaving behind the faintest trace of his presence. You exhaled, shaking your head to yourself. Yeah. This was the rhythm. At least, it had been. Until everything changed.
Until last night.
Until you woke up to the sound of your front door creaking open.
Until you reached for the bedside drawer, heart pounding, breath shallow, fingers closing around the cold metal of the weapon you kept there. The weapon you dreaded ever having to use.
Until you saw him. A dark figure standing at the foot of your bed, a knife glinting faintly in the sliver of moonlight filtering through your curtains.
Your body had moved on instinct, years of training kicking in before fear could fully take hold. The moment you pointed your weapon at him, he hesitated just long enough for you to move. You sprang from the bed, voice sharp and unyielding, ordering him to back off. And then just as quickly as he had come he was gone. Like a wraith in the night.
The cops arrived minutes later but it didn’t matter. He was already long gone, leaving behind nothing but an overturned chair, a shattered sense of security, and the lingering imprint of fear in your bones.
You barely slept after that, sitting with your back to the wall, weapon still gripped tightly in your hands until the sun started to rise.
And now you were here, at work, trying to pretend like nothing had changed. But Jake knew you too well. So, when he walked into the control room, expecting your usual teasing grin, expecting the flirtation that had become second nature between you. He immediately noticed the difference. You were at your desk, headset on, posture stiff, eyes trained on the monitors like they held the secrets of the universe. No smirk, no playful roll of your eyes when he approached. No wink. No greeting.
And that was the first sign that something was very, very wrong.
Jake frowned, slowing his stride. He leaned against your desk, arms crossing over his chest in the same lazy way he always did, waiting for you to acknowledge him. Nothing.
He tilted his head. “Morning, sweetheart,” he drawled, watching for a reaction.
Your fingers stilled on the keyboard, just for a second, but then you resumed typing like you hadn’t heard him. His frown deepened. Okay. Maybe you were just busy. Maybe Mav had you swamped with flight schedules or logistics nightmares. Maybe.
But then he really looked at you.
Your usual fire, the effortless confidence that made your job look easy was gone. In its place was something tight, something controlled. He followed the subtle tension in your shoulders. The way your jaw stayed clenched even as you kept working. Something wasoff.
“You sick or somethin’?” Jake asked, lowering his voice, trying to meet your gaze.
You finally looked at him but the second your eyes met his you blinked quickly and dropped them again. “I’m fine,” you said too flatly. Too rehearsed. With no emotion in the usual boisterous voice of yours.
Jake’s stomach twisted. Bullshit. You weren’t fine. He knew fine, and this wasn’t it. But what he didn’t know was why. For the first time since meeting you, Jake felt the shift. The invisible wall you’d put up overnight, cutting him out without warning. And he hatedit. Where there should’ve been fire, there was only silence.
Jake tried to ignore it at first. Maybe you were just having an off day. Maybe you were tired. Maybe whatever had drained the light from your eyes would pass on its own.
But as the day dragged on, he knew that wasn’t the case. You barely spoke, sticking to clipped, professional responses when you had to interact with him or anyone else. You kept your head down, shoulders drawn in. It was so unlike you. It made his skin itch.
Then, when someone brushed past you in the hallway. Just a casual, harmless pass. You flinched. It was small, barely noticeable, but Jake saw it. And that was all it took. His blood ran cold. He knew that reaction. Had seen it before. And it sent every instinct he had into overdrive.
The rest of the day, he didn’t leave you alone. Not in a way that would spook you, but he made sure he was always nearby, always watching. You barely acknowledged him and that was the final crack in his patience. By the time your shift ended, he was donewaiting.
You had just stepped outside the hangar when he caught up to you. He moved fast enough that you had no choice but to stop. "Sweetheart," he said. And this time his voice wasn’t teasing, wasn’t lazy or smug. It was quiet. Steady. Serious.
You hesitated, fingers tightening around the strap of your bag. “Jake, I—”
“Something’s wrong,” he cut in. His green eyes searching your face. “And I need you to tell me what it is.”
Your breath faltered. You didn’t answer right away but the way your gaze darted away. The way your lips pressed together like you were afraid to speak made his stomach twist. He softened, stepping closer, his voice dropping even lower. “Hey. It’s me, alright? Just me. You can tell me.”
You swallowed hard. And then finally your walls started to crack. “I—” You exhaled shakily, like forcing the words out might break you. “Someone broke into my house last night.”
Jake went still.
Your voice was barely above a whisper as you continued. “I woke up and he was just there. He had a knife… I think he would have tried to grab me. But I fought back, I scared him off but…” You sucked in a breath. Shaking your head unbelieving that this had even happened to you. “He ran before the cops got there. They haven’t found him. They won’t find him most likely.”
Jake’s fists clenched. His entire body went rigid. His jaw locking so hard it ached. Jesus Christ. The thought of you alone, terrified, fighting off some bastard in the middle of the night made his vision go red. He wanted to break something. No, he wanted to findthe bastard who did this. But right now, none of that mattered. Right now, you mattered.
Carefully he reached for you. His fingers grazing your wrist before he slid his hand fully over yours. His grip was firm, grounding. Warm.
“Jesus, darlin’,” he murmured. His voice tight, lethal with restrained fury but when he looked at you again all he let you see was the concern. The unwavering steadiness. “You’re safe now, okay? I promise you, you’re safe.” And for the first time all day, your body eased just a little. Just enough.
You weren’t sure who moved first. One second, you were standing there, raw and exposed with your confession hanging in the air between you. The next, Jake’s arms were around you, solid and steady, pulling you against his chest. And you let him. The moment his warmth surrounded you, the breath you had been holding all day broke free in a shaky exhale. Your fingers curled into the fabric of his flight suit, gripping tight, grounding yourself in him. Breathing in the woody scent that always seemed to coat him.
He didn’t say anything at first. Just held you. And God, you hadn’t realized how much you needed it until now. “I’ve got you,” he murmured. His voice a low, steady rumble against your ear. “You’re safe. No one’s scaring you again, I swear it.” You knew his words weren’t empty promises, weren’t meaningless reassurances. They were a vow.
Jake pulled back just enough to look at you, one hand lifting to cup the side of your face. His thumb brushing lightly along your cheek. “You’re not staying at your place alone tonight.” He said with such conviction.
You blinked up at him. “Jake—”
“Not a chance, sweetheart.” The smirk was there, but softer, missing its usual cocky edge. He tilted his head. “You really think I’m gonna walk away after what you just told me? Not a chance darlin’.” Your resolve wavered. You should tell him you’ll be fine. That you don’t need him hovering. But the idea of being alone in that house, of walking through those doors and feeling that fear claw at you again…
You swallowed hard and nodded. “I have a guest room,” you murmured. “You can take the guest room.”
Jake’s smirk deepened. “Whatever you say, darlin’. I’ll sleep on the porch if you want.” You smiled softly. Jake had a way of doing that for you. Charming bastard he was.
Jake didn’t waste a second when he got to your home. The second you stepped inside he was already moving. He checked the locks, testing the windows, making sure every single point of entry was secure. You stood off to the side watching as he knelt by your front door, brows furrowed in concentration as he worked to reinforce the deadbolt.
“You know,” you said while crossing your arms, “I could’ve called a locksmith for that.”
He glanced up, flashing you that signature Jake Seresin smirk. “Yeah, but then I wouldn’t get to prove to you that I’m useful outside the cockpit.” You rolled your eyes but for the first time all day there was the tiniest tug of amusement behind it. And Jake saw it. Reveled in it.
After he was satisfied that your place was Fort Knox-level secure, he finally let you settle. The tension still lingered, though thin, stretched tight under your skin. He noticed it in the way your shoulders stayed rigid. In the way your fingers curled slightly like you were bracing yourself for something.
So, he did the only thing he knew how to do.
He made you laugh.
You weren’t sure when the tension finally started to ease but at some point you found yourself curled up on the couch half-listening as Jake recounted some absurd training exercise where Phoenix had absolutely wrecked him in a dogfight.
“—I swear to God, I had her, I had her, and then at the last second, she pulls this insane move out of nowhere. Next thing I know, she’s behind me, cackling like a damn supervillain and I’m dead in the water.”
You snorted, shaking your head. “I bet she lovedthat.”
“Oh, she hasn’t shut up about it since,” Jake admitted, shaking his head in exasperation. “I’ll never live it down. Worst part is, Mav saw the whole thing. Didn’t even bother hiding the smug look.”
You let out a small laugh and Jake stilled. It was quiet, barely there, but it was real. His smirk softened, something shifting behind his eyes. For the first time ever, he really looked at you. Not just as the woman who sparred with him, who kept up with his banter, who never let him get the last word. But as you. The woman who had been terrified last night. The woman who had been shakentoday. The woman he never wanted to see rattled like that again.
You felt the shift too because your smile faded slightly. Your gaze flickering over his face like you were searching for something. Your voice was quiet when you spoke. “Thanks, Jake.”
His throat bobbed. The muscles in his jaw flexing like he was holding something back. He should’ve said something. Should’ve teased. Should’ve smirked and drawn out the moment. Should’ve eased you back into the comfort of your usual game. But he didn’t. Because this wasn’t the game anymore.
His hand lifted before he could stop himself. His fingers brushing along the side of your face. His thumb grazing your cheek so lightly, so gently, like he was afraid you might disappear if he wasn’t careful.
Your breath caught but you didn’t move away. Didn’t say a word. Couldn’t say a word. And then your eyes flicked down to his mouth just for a second, but long enough. Long enough for him to see it. To feelit.
His pulse kicked hard against his ribs, a slow, building pressure coiling in his chest, in his gut. Jesus. You wanted this. You wanted him. Just as much as he wanted you.
Something cracked wide open between you in that moment. Something unspoken but undeniable. Something that had been simmering beneath the surface for so long it was a wonder it hadn’t boiled over sooner.
Jake’s breath was warm against your skin as he leaned in, his nose barely brushing yours. Giving you the chance to back away if you wanted. He could feel the way you inhaled sharply. The way your fingers curled slightly into the fabric of your hoodie like you were holding yourself back.
His thumb traced the edge of your jaw. His voice dropping to something barely above a whisper. “Don’t thank me, darlin’.”
And without thinking, without second-guessing, without giving either of you a chance to step back. He kissed you. It was slow, like he had all the time in the world to memorize the way your lips felt against his. It was lingering, like he wasn’t sure if this was the first or the last time he’d get to do this. It wasn’t playful. Wasn’t teasing. It was real.
When he pulled back, neither of you spoke. The silence wasn’t awkward, wasn’t tense. It was heavy with something unspoken. With something waiting to be acknowledged. But instead of speaking Jake just gave you one last lingering look before pressing a softer barely-there kiss to your forehead. A silent promise. A quiet reassurance.
“Get some sleep sweetheart,” he murmured, his breath warm against your skin. “I’ll see you in the morning.”
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The scent of fresh coffee pulled you from sleep. For a moment, you lay there, disoriented, blinking against the soft morning light filtering through your curtains. Your brain slowly caught up. You hadn’t made coffee. And there was only one other person in your house who would.
Jake.
You pushed back the covers and padded toward the kitchen. The wood floor cool against your bare feet. And there he was.
Jake Seresin stood at your stove pouring coffee into two mugs like he’d done it a hundred times before. His flight suit jacket was still draped over a chair, but he’d changed into the sweatpants you’d tossed at him last night. The fabric hanging low on his hips in a way that was far too distracting this early in the morning. His hair was still messy, slightly sleep-ruffled, and for some reason that made your stomach do something ridiculous.
He looked comfortable here. In your space. Like he belonged. And you liked it. Liked the way it looked. Liked the way he looked. God help you.
At the sound of your footsteps he turned, flashing you a grin. “Mornin’, sweetheart.” He held out a mug. “Figured you might need this.”
You crossed your arms but took it anyway, inhaling deeply before your first sip. Perfect. Of course, he makes perfect coffee, too. “Didn’t take you for a domestic type, Seresin,” you muttered, lifting an eyebrow. Trying your best to look annoyed but you were anything but that.
Jake smirked while leaning a hip against the counter. “You saying you expected me to sneak out before sunrise?”
You hummed, taking another sip. “Wouldn’t have been the first time a Navy pilot bailed on me.”
His smirk faltered just slightly. Just enough to make your lips twitch. “Not my style, sweetheart,” he said, shaking his head. Then after a beat he nudged your elbow. “You slept okay?”
The teasing had softened and the warmth in his voice caught you off guard. You hesitated, fingers curling around your mug, but the truth easily came this time.
“Yeah,” you admitted. “I did. I slept more than okay.” Because knowing he was just a room over made it easy to relax. Jake studied you for a second. His green eyes sharp, thoughtful, like he was making sure you meant it.
Satisfied, he clinked his mug against yours, smirk returning full force. “Good. ‘Cause I make a damn good bodyguard. But I make an even better breakfast. What’s it gonna be, sweetheart? Eggs or pancakes?”
You blinked. “You’re making breakfast too?”
Jake gave you a slow, lazy grin. “Oh, darlin’, you think I’m lettin’ you start your day without a full meal andmy charming company? Hate to break it to you, but you’re really bad at getting rid of me.”
You scoffed while shaking your head. “Unbelievable.”
“Charming,” he corrected, winking.
You rolled your eyes, but the smile tugging at your lips was impossible to fight, “Pancakes. I like my breakfasts sweet.”
He gave you that devilish grin, “Noted darlin’.”
And just like that. That something between you and Jake Seresin shifted. For good.
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melaninforkings · 1 year ago
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a piece of me dies every time im reading a fic and taylor swift lyrics pop up😭 then i realize the description of the oc or “reader” are very white coded like OH! that’s not…
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flwrstqr · 8 months ago
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⋆ . ˚ ⌇ ENHYPEN AND FAKE DATING YOU
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﹙ 𝓹𝐥𝐨𝐭 ♡𝓹𝐫é𝐜𝐢𝐬 ⋆ when they fake date you 𝒘𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌 . . . 𝔀arning , kissing, petnames, skinship┊GENRE ‎⸝⸝⸝ imagines fluff head canons ◞ 𝓐𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐕𝐄 ──
DANi NOTEZ ୨୧ loosing fic idea ㅠㅠ
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𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐍𝐆 (이희승)
heeseung’s hand slipped around your waist as you both smiled for the cameras, the flashes nearly blinding. “you’re really getting into this, aren’t you?” you whispered, trying to ignore how his touch felt a little too natural. “we have to sell it, don’t we?” heeseung grinned, leaning closer until his breath tickled your ear. “besides, you’re a pretty good fake girlfriend.” your heart skipped at the way his voice dropped, almost teasing. “fake, huh?” you shot back, glancing up at him. he raised an eyebrow, his grip tightening slightly. “unless you want to make it real.” you blinked, trying to read his expression, but the smirk playing on his lips. “you’re such a flirt,” you muttered, though your pulse quickened as he chuckled softly. “only for you.”
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𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐉𝐀𝐘 (박종성)
jay's arm wrapped around your shoulders as he pulled you closer, leaning in just enough to make it look convincing. “you don’t have to hold me so tight,” you whispered, glancing up at him with a playful smirk. “i’m just making sure they believe it,” he said, his voice low, though the corner of his mouth twitched like he was trying to hide a smile. “and maybe i don’t mind,” he added, teasing. your heart skipped a beat, and you tried to act unfazed. “you’re enjoying this way too much, aren’t you?” he chuckled softly, his fingers brushing against your arm. “well, can you blame me? fake dating you isn’t so bad.” rolling your eyes, you nudged him lightly. “just stick to the plan, romeo.” but as his gaze lingered on you a moment longer, you wondered if pretending was starting to feel a bit too real.
𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 (심재윤)
jake’s fingers laced with yours, his grip firm but warm as he leaned in close. “you’re really committed to this, huh?” you whispered, feeling your cheeks heat up. he smirked, his thumb brushing the back of your hand. “well, i have to make it believable, don’t i?” he replied, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “besides, it’s not that hard pretending to be with you.” you rolled your eyes, trying to ignore the way your heart skipped a beat. “you’re enjoying this way too much.” he laughed softly, leaning closer until his lips were inches from your ear. “maybe i am. what if i wasn’t pretending?” your breath hitched, and you shot him a side glance. “don’t get any ideas, sim.” his smile widened, his voice dropping to a teasing whisper. “too late for that, angel.”
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐍 (박성훈)
sunghoon’s hand rested lightly on your waist as he leaned in, his lips brushing against yours. “ready?” he whispered, his breath warm against your skin. you nodded, trying to ignore the way your heart pounded in your chest. it was supposed to be just a kiss, just for show, but as his lips met yours, something inside you shifted. the kiss lingered longer than expected. for a moment, you forgot it was all pretend. when he pulled back, his forehead pressed against yours, eyes still closed, he whispered, “we really sold that, huh?” you forced a smile, as you wished for it to be real. “yeah… just acting.” but deep down, you knew you were fooling yourself more than anyone else.
𝐊𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐎 (김선우)
“can you stop staring at me like that?” you laugh, trying to keep a straight face as sunoo leans in a little too close. “we’re supposed to be convincing people we’re actually dating.” he gives you a playful grin, eyes sparkling. “what if i am staring at you? wouldn't be so bad, right?” you feel your cheeks heat up, quickly looking away. “no one can know this is fake. i can’t have my friends thinking i'm into you.” he pretends to look hurt. “why wouldn’t you be? i mean, come on, look at me!” rolling your eyes, you nudge him. “just hold my hand and act normal.” he takes your hand, lacing his fingers with yours effortlessly
𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐖𝐎𝐍 (양정원)
“you know, you don’t have to stand so close,” you mumble as jungwon steps closer, his arm casually draped around your waist. “what? we’re supposed to look like a couple, right?” he smirks, pulling you in tighter. you can feel your heart race, his hand resting just a little lower than you'd expect. “yeah, but not that close,” you whisper, glancing up at him. he leans down, his face only inches from yours. “relax, you’re acting like you’ve never been this close to me before,” he teases, his breath warm against your cheek. “i haven’t,” you mutter, avoiding his gaze. he chuckles, his fingers brushing lightly against your side. “well, you’re doing great for a first-timer. maybe we should practice more often.” your face flushes, and you playfully shove him. “you wish.” he winks, pulling you back in. “just admit it—you’re getting used to this.”
𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐈 (西村力)
“come on, you’re not even trying,” riki teases, slinging his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer. “we're supposed to look like we’re dating, remember?” you roll your eyes, trying to ignore the warmth of his body pressed against yours. “i am trying! you’re the one being extra,” you mutter, feeling your heart speed up when his hand starts tracing light circles on your arm. “extra? i’m just being convincing,” he smirks, leaning down to whisper in your ear, his breath tickling your skin. “unless you’re nervous being this close to me.” you scoff, but your flushed face betrays you. “nervous? please.” he laughs, his voice low as his hand moves to your waist. “admit it, you’re liking this a little too much.” you nudge him, trying to hide your embarrassment. “keep dreaming.” with a grin, he tugs you even closer. “maybe i will.”
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thedevillsmaid · 9 days ago
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under the surface - jake 재윤
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━ ₊˚⊹♡ PAIRING: bestfriends younger brother jake x older fem!reader
━ ⋆.˚ GENRE: friends to lovers, older brothers best friend!au, forbidden love, eventual smut
━ ₊˚⊹♡ WORD COUNT: 1,3K
━ ⋆.˚ WARNINGS: hot tub sex, forbidden attraction, noona kink, confident jake, mentions of size, needy reader, unprotected sex, fingering
━ ⋆.˚ A/N: there is an age gap but it is only 2~ years
⋆˚࿔—minors dni | 18+ only | nsfw—⋆˚࿔
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The weekend getaway at the cabin had been supposed to be about escaping the chaos of school.
But all you could think about was Jake.
He wasn't the little brother you used to know anymore. Jake had grown up-toned, taller, more confident-and you couldn't help but notice it. Every time his eyes lingered on you a little too long, or when his hand brushed yours, it made your pulse spike. But you ignored it, told yourself it was nothing. He was your best friend's younger brother, and you'd never crossed that line.
But tonight was different. The water in the hot tub bubbled around you, the steam rising as the night air cooled, and there was a feeling between you and Jake that you couldn't deny. You tried to tell yourself it was just the heat of the moment, but when he sat beside you, the space between you two was close, too close.
"You seem tense," Jake said, his voice low and casual, but there was something in his tone that made your stomach tighten.
"I'm fine," you replied quickly, but the way his eyes never left you told a different story.
The water was warm, the sound of distant laughter from inside the cabin barely audible. Your best friend Yuna had gone to bed with the others, leaving you and Jake alone. You could feel the air between you thickening, the tension hanging like a spark waiting to catch.
Jake's knee brushed against yours, just the slightest touch, but it sent a rush of heat through you. You shifted, hoping he wouldn't notice, but his gaze never left you.
"You're not fooling anyone," he said quietly. "I see the way you look at me."
You froze. Did he really just say that? Your heart skipped a beat as your face flushed with heat.
"Jake, don't," you whispered, your voice unsteady.
But he wasn't listening. His hand moved slowly, almost deliberately, across the edge of the tub, his fingers grazing your thigh, just lightly enough that you could feel the warmth of his touch.
The movement made your breath hitch, and for a second, you wanted to pull away, but his hand stayed there, just on the edge of your skin, making your pulse race.
"Jake..." you tried again, your voice barely above a whisper.
But he wasn't backing down. He was closer now, the space between you almost nonexistent. His eyes were dark with something unfamiliar, something hungry.
"You feel it too," he said softly. "You've always felt it, haven't you?"
You couldn't speak. The words were stuck in your throat, a mixture of hesitation and something deeper
-something you'd been hiding for so long. His hand moved just a little further up your thigh, and you gasped at the contact. It felt like your entire body was responding to him, the warmth of his touch, the closeness.
Before you could think, before you could stop yourself, you leaned in, your lips meeting his in a kiss that was so much more than you'd ever expected.
Jake's hand gripped your waist, pulling you closer as the kiss deepened. His lips were soft, but there was urgency behind them, a need that made your heart race and your body heat up even more.
It was reckless. It was wrong. But it felt like everything.
His hands moved to your back, his fingers skimming the curve of your spine, pulling you into him until your chest pressed against his. The water sloshed around you, but you barely noticed. All you could focus on was the way his body felt against yours, how your heart seemed to beat in sync with his.
"You've wanted this," he murmured between kisses, his voice low and rough. "I can feel it."
Your breath caught in your throat as he kissed down your neck, the warm water now a backdrop to the heat between you two. His hand slid around to the small of your back, urging you even closer, and every nerve in your body felt alive. You knew this was dangerous, that you shouldn't be here, shouldn't be doing this.
But as his lips found your skin again, all those thoughts faded away. There was only the pressure of his lips, the way his hands felt on you, the way his body made your stomach twist with anticipation.
"You don't have to say anything," he whispered, his breath hot against your ear. "I know what you want."
And maybe, for the first time, you didn't want to fight it anymore.
The hot tub bubbled and gurgled around you as you and Jake made out like horny teenagers, completely lost in the heat of the moment. His lips moved with an urgency that matched your own, the passion between you igniting in an inferno of lust. You could feel his hardness pressing against you through the thin fabric of his swim trunks, making your core throb with desire.
Jake's hands roamed your curves, slipping under the thin straps of your bikini top. He deftly untied the strings, letting the garment fall away to expose your heaving breasts to the cool night air.
Your nipples pebbled under his touch as he cupped and squeezed the soft mounds, rolling the stiff peaks between his fingers.
You gasped at the sensation, arching your back to press yourself further into his hands. "Mmm, yes Jake, touch me," you moaned shamelessly. Your own hands slipped under the water to grip his muscular ass, pulling his firm cock against your aching slit. You could feel how hard as he was, even through the layers separating you.
With a low growl, Jake yanked down the bottom of your bikini, baring your pussy to his hungry gaze. He pushed a finger inside your wet heat, groaning at how tight and slick you were. "Fuck, you're so ready for me."
"Yes, I need you," you panted, grinding yourself against his hand shamelessly. Your head fell back as he worked another finger in alongside the first, pumping them in and out of your dripping cunt. "Please Jake, I want to feel you inside me."
Jake didn't need to be told twice. He quickly stripped off his swim trunks, his massive cock springing free. You bit your lip as you took in the impressive sight, licking your lips in anticipation. He pulled you into his lap, positioning his thick tip at your entrance.
With one swift thrust, he buried himself to the hilt inside your tight channel. You both cried out at the incredible sensation, your pussy stretching deliciously around his considerable girth. He gave you a moment to adjust before he started moving, setting a deep, pounding rhythm that made the water slosh around you.
"Oh god, yes, fuck me harder!" you begged, clinging to his broad shoulders as he pistoned in and out of your core. The wet sounds of flesh slapping against flesh echoed through the night air, punctuated by your wanton moans and his masculine grunts.
Jake captured your lips in a searing kiss as he pounded into you, his tongue claiming your mouth. One hand reached down to rub firm circles over your clit while he drilled you relentlessly with his dick. "Come on my cock, Y/n. I want to feel you come apart for me."
His filthy words and skilled fingers pushed you over the edge. Your inner walls clamped down hard on his thickness as wave after wave of ecstasy crashed over you. You screamed his name to the stars as your orgasm ripped through you.
With a roar, Jake buried himself balls deep one final time, erupting inside you with a hot flood of cum. He held you close as you both rode out the aftershocks of your intense climax, your bodies joined together intimately.
Finally spent, you both collapsed back against the tub, breathless and sated. Jake pulled you against his chest, pressing a tender kiss to your temple. "Wow, that was incredible," he murmured, running his hands soothingly over your back.
You couldn't help but smile, nuzzling into him contentedly. For better or worse, you'd finally acted on the forbidden attraction between you and Jake. And it had been more amazing than you ever could have imagined. Now the only question was, where did you go from here?
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montesmithart · 4 months ago
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Banger show from my childhood 🐉
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Thank you so much @starcanary49 for reminding me about this show and unlocking my childhood memories ;D ❤️ You’re a sponsor of this drawing!
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maria-ruta · 3 months ago
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fuck it, toreador veronica and brujah jake.
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polarisjisung · 3 months ago
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BROTHERS BSF! JAKE TEXTS
PAIRINGS: brothers bsf! Jake × fem! reader
WARNINGS: use of petnames, jealousy, nothing else i hope
NOTES: these are a little different to the other two, not too much i think but I feel like these might be a little more rushed | LIBRARY
I used the wrong your/you're once, spare me please 🙏
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tags: @nanawrlds @flaminghotyourmom @mystverse @chenlezip @lotties-readings @jenobubbles @sinisxtea @neozon3nha @gxwesn
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justa-bfdi-fan · 10 days ago
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More oc angst :3
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bluetodraw · 7 months ago
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Toruk Makto
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luvyeni · 5 months ago
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🪴… ( text reaction ) dating rumors ̨ ! ୨୧ 一 엔하이픈 ՞
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⸃ ⸰ ⌁ you get caught in a dating scandal  ヾ
boyfriend!엔하이픈・ 8thmember!reader ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ g ・fluff ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ cw ・ ‎none wc ・ ‎n/a ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎| ‎ ‎click to library
request. i was thinking maybe enhypen 8th member when you guys are caught in a dating scandal together?!
「 ୨୧ authors note 」 there was like three different ways i could’ve written this but I chose this way cause i haven’t text reactions in a while ..
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saursoob · 1 year ago
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ENHYPEN TEXTS - thirsting over other idols
• WARNINGS : kys jokes, cursing
• REQUESTED by the the lovely @aaa-sia !!
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tags: @skittlez-area512 @nishislcve
divider by @/fairytopea !!
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