#jaskier netflix

[therrion-jof]

Just one bed.

reference : https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/813392382745616825/

[izzy-hands]

The Adventures of Fun Uncle Jaskier™ and his Pocket-Sized Princess™

[anya-chalotra]

from bard (derogatory) to bard (affectionate): worming his way into the hearts of three of the most powerful people on the continent

[spielzeugkaiser]

It's about! the found family!!

[pandalikeelf]

Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

[bluedillylee]

the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

[pickleforstony]

POV: Geralt was hexed but still has a type.

[thewitcherdaily]

Yennefer of Vengerberg & Jaskier | The Witcher (2019)

[its-bread-bitch]

Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

[therrion-jof]

Swordsmanship class

Geralt teaching Sword fight to Jaskier.

Jaskier was pretty good student than Geralt thought, but he was a dirty player beyond that.

[izzy-hands]

Jaskier + finally getting the love, validation and recognition that he deserves

[theladyigraine]

Jaskier and Radovid's meet cute | The Witcher, S3E1

[savagegood]

me when i lie | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE

[midnight-wonder]

This man is so painfully bisexual he's never stood up straight once in his life 💅🤷🏼

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

Geralt is... a hammer. When you're a hammer, every problem is a nail.

The Witcher: 2x04 | 3x02 | 3x03

[darkverrmin]

Radovid: So, you and Jaskier have been friends for years, huh? Sorry if this is a weird question, but maybe you could give me some advice? I'm new to this entire relationship thing

Geralt, who is still traumatized from Burn Butcher Burn: Just be nice to him