#jasperssprite

[light-everything-in-pink]

Finally. Couldn't finish the rest but the main course is good enough.

Happy Homestuck Day or 4/13!!!!!

@413countdown

[twinghoulites]

[synt4x-3rr0r]

the virus brings you..

~jaspersspritecharic~

[a gender based off jasperssprite from homestuck.]

[heirofhopesprites]

a pair of squaredsprite moirails! meet daveferi and jasppeta [REQUESTS ARE OPEN]

[twinkbosmer]

im making 4 dirk strider themed shirts for my baby cousin (i call him pikachu bc he fucking loves ketchup) and i want to make some shirts for my little cousin (shes 5 and i call her libby) but i need a theme for them

[thewertsearch]

Congrats on getting thru intermission! Question, do you have a current ranking of your favorite-to-least-favorite characters? Some livebloggers periodically make such a list to reflect their current understanding of the characters in the story, so i was wondering if you would as well

It'd be a challenge - the cast is starting to get crowded! We've got:

Four kids

Three trolls (with nine more waiting in the wings)

Five guardians

Two sprites (with a third fast approaching)

Three terminal commanders (with an implied fourth)

Four Midnight Crew members

Thirteen Felt members (with three unseen as of yet)

And I'm definitely missing a few, to boot!

The real problem here is that I'm that incredibly pedantic kind of girl, you know the type, who can't tell you her favorite book, or song, or movie, because there's just soooo many to choose from, and I'd have to figure out ranking criteria, and it's just, y'know, it'd be an undertaking!

Here's what I'll do. I'll list a couple of reasons that I typically like characters, and let you know who falls into what criteria!

Characters I would hang out with: John, Jade, probably GA, Rose, Dave if he promises not to bring that puppet, WV for sure, PM if she puts that dang sword down

Intriguing characters, who I want to know more about: Mom, Bro, Grandpa, Bec, all the trolls but particularly CG, Nannasprite, English, Snowman, still Jade to some extent

Characters with the coolest powers: Jade, Bec, Fin, Die, Stitch, Sawbuck, probably all the kids when they start wielding their elements

Funniest Characters: WV, Rose, Dave, Dad, Slick (and the Crew as a whole), AT that one time, weirdly GA again?

Characters with the coolest aesthetics: Bec, Snowman, PM, AR, Jasperssprite, English if that coat is anything to go by, Crowbar somehow, Slick and Droog, Rose, Dave, John with his alchemy suit

The kids are overrepresented here, but that's just because they get the most screentime by far. I'll do this again when we get to know the others a little better!

[homestuckbot413]

finally, a service that delivers jasperssprite right to your door.

[fascinatedhelix]

So many ideas, based around one character design (a crossover character no less!). Might as well document the lot of them and see what you guys think of her/them.

1. Shayah - The Original

The basics are that she’s a human/Galra hybrid that was created via ectobiology to weaken the Empire before Earth C could be populated, so that the Kingdoms would not be under threat the moment they emerged. Her creation was set on a timer, so the only thing around to raise her was a lusus not dissimilar from Pounce de Leon and Jasperssprite. Thankfully for her, ectobiologically-created children develop basic skills and intelligence on their own (reading, writing, walking, talking; no teacher needed. It’s the only explanation for how all the human kids but John, Jane, arguably Dave, and Rose managed to be even semi-functional without any human guardians).

Her story was that a Galra scouting ship crash-lands on her planet, and she bonds with the surviving crew while they try to get back home.

2. The four sisters

This bunch sprouted from the idea to give Shayah some ghostly siblings, and then just give her quadruplet sisters instead. I like to toy with the idea of the Creators turning into more or less humanoid horrorterrors. Their origin story is that their “mother” had accidentally pressed the “make weird ectobaby” button four times because the machine was slow. They have a scheme of CMYK colors (Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/Black), and are named Yosefi, Marion, Shayah, and Lilitu. Eventually Shayah splits off from the group after some character development and shit, and I mostly only give a rat’s ass about the bunch because they’re fun to draw.

3. Half-breed princess

At this point her name’s changed to Zsakor (pronounced the same as the Hebrew word for the color black), because it’s more fun to say. In this, the Creators like to create princes and princesses to help them run the Kingdom(s), and Zsakor was a rather adventurous exploration of the limits of ectobiology. I’ve gone from her being the child of Jane to the child of Dirk rather recently, if only because the only trait she has that she shares with my version of Jane is the curly black hair (though if she’s made in the lab, I could say that she is both Jane’s and Dirk’s as their sort of grandchild), while she’s usually got orange eyes. Really, she’s only a princess in that she’s got the blood of gods running through her veins, not anything she can inherit if her inheritance is held by someone who is literally immortal (kind of like Lotor; they’d make good friends if he wasn’t such a sneaky bastard). I’ve gone from her being half human to half troll-human-cherub-carapacian-etc amalgamate race on many occasions. I just like the idea of her having big golden eyes that turn red when she’s pissed, like we kind of see trolls do in the comic.

4. Motherfucking space selkie

This goes along more with the idea of the Creators turning into horrorterrors after a while of being physical gods (maybe after growing old and dying). In this AU, Zsakor was created by splitting off a piece of a bigger abomination, and she created her mortal Galra-like body because she grew curious of their perspective. She’s got a white fluffy garment, called her “hide,” that allows her to shift from puny mortal to adorkable horror if she wishes (she doesn’t actually turn into a many-armed monstrosity or anything; she just kinda disappears from the physical plane). Her form is more loose than in the other ideas, because the body is created by her and thus she doesn’t have to follow the rules humans or Galra would normally have to follow (like that thing that says you can’t look at two things at once because one eye will always follow the other, or blinking, or the fact that Galra eyes don’t change color depending on their mood; it’s mostly present in her eyes). Her full name is Vocedearetonzsakor, meaning Voice of Endless Darkness (because what’s an eldritch abomination without a ridiculous name?), but it’s a pain in the ass to both pronounce and type so everyone just calls her Zsakor.

Honestly, the most consistent thing about her is her hairstyle: short and curly.

[gerommey-archive]

special cake for the birthday girl!

[skullwithouteye]

[twinghoulites]

[redherringtime]

Oh hey JaspersSprite.  I love you.

[supersopka]

<:3

[homestuckbot413]

whats up my name is jasperssprite im 8 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[cloudjumpervalka]

xeshirem said: apparently, inorganic items have no negative belief, so they are completely tangible to the guardians. wasn’t North human anyway… Or was that Ombric and his wizardness hnnnh

aahhhh yeah yeah yeah

i was just wondering ho w they got the cash to exchange for quarters ? ? ????

mysterydruids said: Hayley, Jack sounds like a 40 year old and you question quarters from the Laundromat?

don't qu estion me

 jasperssprite said: besides its not like you cant really enjoy something just bc it was aimed at children………(looks at tangled)

((((tangledtangledtangled))))

[mysterydruids]

jasperssprite replied to your post: Oh god I write some dumb things. Please stop me...

softly whispers (gotta gold fast)

Gotta gold fast was genius.

jadeharlot replied to your post: Oh god I write some dumb things. Please stop me...

noooo

Hayley, we spent at least half an hour talking about butts.