#jewish humor

[fromgoy2joy]

Seeing and experiencing antisemitism is both

- “I both cannot believe and yet deeply understand how this thousands of year hatred has happened in the modern world. We will survive this, whether it comes from skin head or “ concerned political activists “ . This is of no matter to our identities and people hood but I feel the sting just the same.”

And

- “lmao , did they really just fucking say that? No fucking way!”

[dyingroses]

[koshercosplay]

remember guys, not everyone celebrates hanukkah! it's important to acknowledge those who choose to believe differently than we do. remember, the christian holiday of christmas (pronounced KRIS-moss because the T is silent, it's not that hard) doesn't fall on hanukkah every year. christians actually celebrate on december 18th!

chag christmas sameach to those who celebrate 🥰🥰🥰

[trying-to-jew]

Other Jews: *clever Jewish humor based on thousands of years of culture and history*

Me: We the Jeople (Jewish people),

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[captain-acab]

The Jewish samurai swiftly picks up the shamash then places it back down in one smooth motion

two seconds later the rest of the candles on the menorah all ignite in a clean line

[papihomo]

As someone who grew up on Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, Cabaret & Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

I wouldve expected the rise of antisemitism, hatred and fascism to have WAY more musical numbers.

[autismserenity]

*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

[magnetothemagnificent]

East Coast USA Jews gang where are you at

[id in alt]

[disgruntled-detectives]

Found this gem on Reddit

[jewishboricua]

SHABBAT SHALOM TO ALL THE BITCHES, BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES

[fromgoy2joy]

My absolute favorite part about keeping kosher for Passover is scanning the list of ingredients for yeast extract or nuts if you keep kitniyot, and then being horrified by all the chemicals you're putting into your body.

"what the hell is carcinogens-are-us doing in my slushee!? What is toxic-radiation-fun-time in this cheese for??"

Then completely forgetting about that the second you figure out it doesn't have anything you're avoiding.

"I guess I can have I-am-poison-incarnate- no nuts, corn syrup, yeast extract or all that other problematic stuff. This concoction of synthetic chemical compounds might start the next pandemic, but a girl's gotta eat!"

PS- ofc get the kosher for passover certification if you can, but this is about a bunch of college students at 7/11 at 1 AM, STRUGGLING.

[jewelleria]

pre-passover shtick appeared on the walls. as of yet no one has claimed responsibility. i feel like im in the office (but jewish)

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Jews HAVE been to the year 3000. That was 2,783 years ago for us. It’s a skill issue, Jonas Brothers.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Wishing you all a sweet 5783