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ur fics make me touch myself ily never die lets kiss
hey buddy! when reading this i immediately began touching myself by stroking my deck and i’m 100% going to stroke yours next! i’m gonna skibidi in your toilet! start oiling up lil bro🙏😋 you certainly got to be french since you’ve made my oui oui hard! and now because of that i’m now going to Eben in your nezer till you scrooge in the style of wopnam gangdam, ONG you make me moist and unstable, over and out! *pins you against the wall and makes out with you*




#thewholegangknowsabouthis#the whole gang is here#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz smut#tokio hotel tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz#bill kaulitz smut#literature#poetry#sobbing#imsorrymsjackson#im gobsmacked#oiledup#jizzing#love poem#shakespeare#moot me rn#i love my moots
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joel what the fuck.
#hermitblr#trafficblr#art#digital art#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans fanart#smallishbeans fanart#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#empiresblr#merry christmas#jizze#live laugh love jizzie
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Having TOMODACHI LIFE TWO AND RHYTHM HEAVEN IN THE SAME DIRECT feels like a FEVER DREAM

#my two favorite niche video games are BACK#nintendo direct#tomodachi life#tomodachi life two#rhythm heaven#rhythm heaven groove#jizzing in my pantaloons#the only two things i cared about in the direct sorry not sorry
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Do you think Matt and Chris’s Boston accent shine through in bed?
Fuck. Why is this so hot to think about…
“Yeah, ya like that huh?”
LIKE I CAN HEAR IT BITCH OMFG
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joel is confidently awkward and lizzie is awkwardly confident, match made in stutter stumble excuse but somehow respect and believed aka heaven 🫶🫶
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I mean, look at Elrond’s face… there was no “what if”.
#can you blame him though?#I think we all collectively jizzed a bit at this scene#finally inspired with meme creation once more#back on my bullshit#the rings of power#trop crack#trop memes#Adar#Elrond#adarond#sam hazeldine#robert aramayo#my memes
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IM GONNA CUM OH MY GOD
#IM FUCKING JIZZING#IM NOT OKAY#I LOVE TUMMY YOU DINT UNDERSTAND EHAT THIS IS DOING TO ME#ALSO?? BULGE??? ARMS??????? AUAHGUHGGUG#slimefucker#redd rants
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<3

also um. some sketches... looks away and blushes cutely
#homestuck#jane crocker#homestuck 2#hs^2#homestuck beyond canon#oddities&curiosities#suggestive#(under the cut)#i like hs2 janes design. also just conceptually i like the idea of her being a villain its very fitting#not in a 'i hate this bitch' way but in a 'i think janes most interesting moments in hs proper where when she was being awful'#gonna end up reading hs2 just for her... walw#also might finish the janekat one bcs [jizzes my pants violently]#she is just very hot i love u janey pleas
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emily axford you are the funniest person alive
#skaldova#naddpod#she jizzed in her pants when a maiden kissed her hand. and so she exiled herself. I'm cackling in the office
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Going to a bukkake party wish me luck ❤️🦁
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shen jiu should have a glass of red wine all the times
#he has the vibes and also i keep fucking up because I've only seen jiu in the context of Chinese wines before#actually he should get a whole bottle of baijiu#mine#svsss#shen jiu#Who has been called a manner of names by me including but not limited to 'shen jizz' 'shen jinx' 'shen garlic chives' 'shen wine'#side note why the fuck are 酒菜 called that in English this is as bad as 葱 being some shit like spring onion or something
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Tags <3
#Prev tags#Hi im too nervous to interact with anyone directly#but i practically jizzed when i read tje tags on someones repost of this#youve unlocked something in me and ot wants out#Pretty please i promise ill stop screaming if u do that <3#ftm nsft#t4t mlm#t4t nsft#ftm puppy#trans nsft#mlm nsft#dumb puppy#queer nsft#bd/sm pet#mlm petpl@y
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Jimmy Stop you have enough husband's/partners/Boyfriends/lovers
And Jimmy talking about BigBs hole. Bro needs to chill. /Hj
#jimmy solidarity#life series#trafficblr#traffic series#daily rancher duo#double life#tango tek#this is so gay#gayy#skizzleman#Skizz and Jimmy#Jizzleman?#Jizz?#the fuck is there duo name?!#plate up boys in Minecraft#Jimmy calm down#secretlife smp#secret life#bro spent more time at the heart foundation than at baxter#heart foundation#Baxter (Secret life)#Jimmy just “hates” them so much he makes out with them /j#bigbstatz#BigBs hole (secret life)#Jimmy goes for all the people who are married irl. (besides Scott and a few others)
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