#jojo smau

[byakuyacoochie]

Bucciarati Gang x Reader

Request: imagine a reader with what I like to call Zoro syndrome where they get lost easily. and always end up incredibly lost

Part 4 spoilers!

A/N: I am very busy & tired with work so formatting with be fixed eventually

The first blue message is supposed to be from mista not reader!!! I will fix tomorrow after work 😭

[1ovede1uxe]

01. new party member ┊ ┊⋆ beyond the stars

tw// very brief mention of weapons (pistol)

After the battle with Steely Dan, the crusaders all went to a dinner out. You followed them throughout the day, it was hard to watch honestly. You weren’t close with Steely Dan but it’s hard to watch someone you spent your time around getting beat up by some high schooler. After they were seated in the restaurant, you snuck in through the side entrance and sat at a table adjacent to them. You glance at Joseph, then Kakyoin, then Polnareff, and you land on Jotaro and space out.

What can I do to get their attention and keep it without provoking a fight?

You notice the window shining light on the back of Polnareff’s and Jotaro’s heads. You look around to see if one of your colleagues were around. This was about to be embarrassing. Already been wearing solid black, you looked like an employee at the restaurant. Confidently, you approach the table.

“Hello my good sirs, some entertainment before your meal?” You say with a bow. Joseph grumbles a “wha” and looks awkwardly to Jotaro. You use your stand to summon a coin behind Jotaro’s ear quickly. “Eh?” You say, pretending to hope for their approval for a false magic act.

God this hurts me so deeply.

“Ooh! Do it again, I want to see how you do it.” Polnareff says with glee. He’s so easily entertained. Kakyoin looks at him with an eyebrow raise and a glare from jotaro. “What?” You chuckle at their reactions.

Let’s take it up a notch.

“It’s just the” You materialize a deck of cards behind Polnareff’s ridiculous hairdo. “slight of hand.” He stares with an amused smile. “How’s a pretty girl like you do a dumb trick like that anyways?” He attempts to flirt. “Oh, a dumb trick?” You say with a mocking, yet cocky tone. “Shall I continue?” You shuffle the cards in your hands. Joseph looks at you with a stern look. You can tell he’s readying himself for any potential threat. “Thank you, but there is no need.”

“Ah I see.” You deal a card to each member at the table. The sun’s beams shine perfectly on the table. The cards shift to each member’s corresponding tarot card (An empty seat in front of you with the Magician, Jotaro with the Star, Kakyoin with the Heirophant, etc.) . “You’ve recently lacked a magician among your ranks.”

I hope I didn’t strike a nerve over Avdol, I kinda forgot Hol’s shot was fatal.

For the first time since your arrival, Jotaro doesn’t look entirely bored. You notice Heirophant slowly slither by your ankle. For security reasons, obviously. “Hey. What’s your deal lady?” Joseph questions you. “Woah, I’m not looking for a fight. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is (y/n). My stand is Fly by Day. It utilizes light to create objects and also in some cases, like I showed you, light illusions. Basically, I saw you beat the crap out of Steely Dan today and if I’m correct he’s one of Dio’s cohorts? Dio kidnapped my mother a while back, I haven’t seen her since. I don’t know her fate and honestly, I’m scared to know. I assume you’re working to stop his forces right? So I want in. He’ll pay for what he’s done.”

It’s not technically a lie. I hate him for whatever he may have done to my mom. He did in fact kidnap her. I have not seen her since. Not sure about the paying for what he’s done.

“And what do you bring to the table?” Jotaro questions in an unamused tone.

“Whatever you might need.” You create a small pistol and a bottle of water one after the other in your hands and set them on the table. You then create and set an American fifty dollar bill down (your home currency, something you’re very familiar with) which you slide toward Joseph. He inspects it for counterfeit. “Mr. Joestar, with all due respect, can we bring a girl on our trip?” Polnareff questions. “Well, her stand would be practical, we do a lot of daytime travel, which would grant her time to create a lot of things, and you wouldn’t have to buy cameras anymore, Mr. Joestar.” Kakyoin glances at you with a small smile. You offer one back.

If I make it out alive and he doesn’t I’m gonna kill Dio, he actually seems nice.

Joseph pockets the 50 and says “Eh, what the hell, welcome to the group!” You take a seat as the cards vanish. Conveniently timed, the waiters come and serve dinner.

little bonus!!

We did it gang, Chapter 1 is officially up!! I’m actually quite satisfied with it! As always, comments and feedback are always appreciated! taglist is open by request!

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[almondx1ao]

More JJBA text posts for you!

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Cw: Mostly silliness, but Google translated Italian

Fem y/n

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[juneberrie]

YOUNG, DUMB, & BROKE [ hs!smau!ppg + rrb ]

part iv ft. june & ziggy & dallas

dallasnottexas

liked by bar0nof.beserk, boom_er, junieb.bugg, & 24 more

dallasnottexas this mf stole my phone ‼️‼️ @ bar0nof.beserk

brickbybrick butch ??? smiling ??? what ????

-> dallasnottexas ikr 🫢

junieb.bugg butch i like ur gf

-> bar0nof.beserk WILL YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GF???

-> brickbybrick @ bar0nof.beserk its no use she'll never stop. she flirts w ziggy so fucking much

-> junieb.bugg @ brickbybrick yeah cos she's my wifey 🙄 duh

-> zigzagziggy @ junieb.bugg MWAH

boom_er is that my hoodie

-> bar0nof.beserk no dumbass

-> boom_er @ bar0nof.beserk yes it is :( can i have it back

-> junieb.bugg @ bar0nof.beserk IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT ONE

-> boom_er @ junieb.bugg i have other sweaters for u to wear babe

-> junieb.bugg @ boom_er yeah but i like that one ☹️

awesomeblossom

liked by junieb.bugg, notbuttercup, bbubbless, & 38 more

awesomeblossom 🪩 @ junieb.bugg @ notbuttercup

boom_er buttercup trying to steal my gf <//3

-> notbuttercup mhm 😎

-> dallasnottexas rip boomer x june

-> junieb.bugg dw baby i still love u !! buttercup bought me a milkshake tho u have competition

bbubbles ooo did you guys have fun?

-> awesomeblossom so much fun <3 wish u and dal and ziggy couldve come

-> brickbybrick @ bar0nof.beserk @ zigzagziggy @ dallasnottexas well we were on a double date. so there

-> zigzagziggy @ brickbybrick UOU PUSHED MR JNTO A FENCE

notbuttercup

liked by junieb.bugg, awesomeblossom, boom_er, & 57 more

notbuttercup sleepover core @ junieb.bugg

boom_er can i have my gf back now

-> notbuttercup fine 🙄 she started getting annoying anyways

-> junieb.bugg @ notbuttercup all i did was ask if we could watch newsies 😭

bbubbles they jumped on me :(

-> zigzagziggy june oncr pushed me jnto a locker

dallasnottexas stop you guys did not wake up like that 😭

-> notbuttercup no shit june literally looked like a demon

-> zigzagziggy @ notbuttercup she always looks like that

-> junieb.bugg @ zigzagziggy DIVORCE

[junosartsthetic]

A Place To Stay.

Polnareff x reader Text-fic

Polnareff profile picture credit: here

[hoonvrs]

CIGARETTES — s. jaeyun smau

PAIRING jake x fmr

SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

GENRE smau, fluff, crack, sprinkle of angst if you read it upside down, golden retriever x black cat duo

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( ive ) gaeul, yujin, ( nct ) chenle, jisung

WARNING smoking [ don’t smoke kids ], swearing, kys/kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)

STATUS completed

TAGLIST ( CLOSED )

S. NOTE JAKE MY MANNN ( hoon look away ) as an 02z girl i finally have an smau for each bias so i feel v complete

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

virgin mary’s | smoking HAWT | privs

CHAPTERS

01 BI yourself

02 we found love in the smoking area

03 life is roblox

04 you white whore

05 jake you beautiful bastard

06 are we rush houring rn

07 it’s the dawg in me

08 yuh :3

09 the brit

10 what if i was suicidal .

11 here comes christian bale

12 i don’t trust him. weird fella

13 give us another sonnet english boy

14 bros from yapan

15 he thinks he’s a 90s babe

16 i’m just a girl

17 i’m sat.

18 go piss girl

↳ extra: did life360 tell you that.

19 i got my peaches out in jojo

20 okayy little miss poet

21 i’m built different

22 WAHHHHHHW WAAHHH

23 i want you

24 why are u bricked up

25 PUKA PUKA POW POW

26 jake in his flop era

27 this is getting too homoerotic

28 they go low i go lowER

29 inshallah he will eat

30 hello ross lynch

31 filthy omega

32 u r sobir. die (+written 0.8k)

33 she shoiodv be inde clubbb…..

34 when he makes you his girlfriend

35 can’t take me anywhere

36 noo you’re so sexy haha

37 no. (+written 0.7k)

38 i feel so kawaii today

39 come home fat

40 wasn’t very dabatayo of you jay.

↳ extra: it’s actually dattebayo*

41 ur man can’t drive manual

42 i Want you so bad

43 hawk putuh

44 okay blondie

45 though shalt not fail, but prevail

↳ extra: random

EP1 upset my girl. i’m gonna Kms

EP2 im not smoking that shit

EP3 OUR girlfriend ☭

copyright © hoonvrs 2023 all rights reserved

[saerotonins]

IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

SERIES/ANTHOLOGY

jjk actor au opm masterlist

BLUE LOCK

itoshi sae

are we okay? (smau) may the lord be with you (nsfw, mdni) do you feel like an idiot? (smau) asterisks (smau)

itoshi rin

do you feel like an idiot? (smau) asterisks (smau)

barou shoei

do you feel like an idiot? (smau)

shidou ryusei

do you feel like an idiot? (smau) asterisks (smau)

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

kujo jotaro

jotaro and boobies (suggestive) lap princess

JUJUTSU KAISEN

nanami kento

it's ovulating szn (nsfw, mdni) there's something about his eyes the love that came back actor!kento headcanons ponytail (suggestive) watching nanami's last dance nanami removes his sfx make up biggest scandal they have faced in a world full of boys, he's a gentleman (nsfw, mdni)

kamo choso

virgin!choso (nsfw, mdni)

ryomen sukuna

best friends brother!sukuna actor!sukuna headcanons actor!sukuna bf texts (smau)

gojo satoru

tied red strings of fate actor!satoru headcanons

fushiguro toji

actor!satoru headcanons biggest scandal they have faced

itadori yuuji

actor!yuuji headcanons

OBEY ME

beezlebub

random beezlebub 1 (nsfw, mdni)

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ dividers from: @/cafekitsune .ೃ࿐

[sukunaology]

SUKUNAOLOGY...?

( n. ) . . . the study of ryomen sukuna from the animanga series, jjk. many people study sukunaology, the highest degree with this field of study is a phD.

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

greetings! my name is juni and i am currently 8teen years old! which means that i am legal! i turned 18 in may of 2023. i am chinese, and i am almost fluent in mandarin. i am currently a freshman in college and i am very busy with my lectures and other things about my life in college! this aside, i am very excited as this is my first tumblr writing blog :3!

the reason i am putting minors dni in my bio is a simple reason, i write nsfw and dark (yandere) content, and i do not feel comfortable with those under 8teen years old reading my content!

anyways, as you can tell, i am a sukuna orientated person, i show lots of favoritism towards him, if that makes you uncomfortable, you can turn away now!

i can do headcanons, one shots, fic requests/ideas, i also write smaus (which i'm super excited about YIPPEEE ). i can write canon x canon, reader x canon or oc x canon (i need to be given lots of info about the oc if i write oc x canon)

while this is a jjk centered blog, i write for all kinds fandoms! i will list them here (masterpost will come soon) :

🌸 jjk (jujutsu kaisen) 🌸 jjba (jojo's bizzare adevnture) 🌸 genshin impact 🌸 honkai star rail

i write for all characters as i am always up to the challenge :3. i write the reader pretty ambiguously, using they/them pronouns normally, but if you wish to have anything different about the reader's gender or other things, please say so in the request or i will write in the usual they/them pronouns.anywho, please be polite with your requests, you can format them like this:

"hi juni! may i request yandere diluc smau headcanons with a fem reader?"

this is polite and to the point! we are all adults here, so i don't think i need to say anything else ! happy reading and i hope to see this blog grow :3!

xoxo,

juni 𓆩♡𓆪

[byakuyacoochie]

Miscalculations - Stardust Crusaders x Reader

Request - SDC text chat w/the Crusaders fighting/bickering over who gets to braid y/n's hair? Or maybe sleeping arrangements?

A/n - Please accept this as an apology for my lack of posting...it's very rushed but I hope yous will enjoy anyway.

[1ovede1uxe]

06. online┊ ┊⋆ beyond the stars

the social media in the social media au. a little crack before we start getting more story heavy

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no actually, this is the whole chapter, I feel bad ab my slow uploads I’m still getting used to my schedule at uni, I’m hoping to get out judgement/high priestess before the end of the month. Taglist is open!

taglist: @kerto-p @pancakesyrupthief

[almondx1ao]

I wanted to try my hand at text posts, so here we are.

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JoJo's: Just p3 chaos inspired by @byakuyacoochie hello, if you see this, I love your text posts, so I wanted to give it a try

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[juneberrie]

YOUNG, DUMB, & BROKE [ hs!smau!ppg + rrb ]

part ii ft. june & ziggy & dallas

bbubbless

liked by junieb.bugg, zigzagziggy, notbuttercup, & 47 more

bbubbles girls' night w/ my bestiesssssssss !! @ awesomeblossom @ notbuttercup @ zigzagziggy @ junieb.bugg @ dallasnottexas

bar0nof.beserk can i have my gf back now?

-> junieb.bugg absolutely not :D

-> dallasnottexas @ bar0nof.beserk sorry babe )):

zigzagziggy remember when buttercup fell jnto a tradh csn

-> notbuttercup ZIGGY. UR NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THAT???

-> zigzagziggy @ notbuttercup oops 😇

awesomeblossom i swear if we get colds from the rain :/

notbuttercup im still traumatized from june taking a shot of vinegar...

-> junieb.bugg SHHHHHHH

-> boom_er @ junieb.bugg YOU WHAT

dallasnottexas

liked by bar0nof.beserk, brickbybrick, bbubbless, & 32 more

dallasnottexas bf bf bf bf bf (ft. me!) @ bar0nof.beserk

awesomeblossom @ bar0nof.beserk you realize that ur user is spelt wrong right? its berserk not beserk

-> brickbybrick NERD

notbuttercup 4th cutest couple 🫡

-> bar0nof.beserk fym 4th ??? y not 1st ???

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 1st is me & my sprite duh

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 2nd is june & boomer bc they bring me food and let me play mario kart w them !!

-> notbuttercup @ bar0nof.beserk 3rd is brick & ziggy bc im petty (sorry dal i still love u)

-> junieb.bugg @ notbuttercup HELP ME 😭

-> brickbybrick @ notbuttercup damn u really did me and butch dirty 😐

-> dallasnottexas @ notbuttercup understandable

-> bar0nof.beserk @ dallasnottexas traitor

junieb.bugg pretty girl 🫶🏻

-> bar0nof.beserk STOP FLIRTING W MY GF

-> junieb.bugg @ bar0nof.beserk no 🤭

junieb.bugg

liked by bbubbless, dallasnottexas, boom_er, & 57 more

junieb.bugg when he buys u plushies 🫶🏻 @ boom_er

boom_er u deserve all the plushies in the world

-> zigzagziggy stop flirting wirh my wife 😡😡😡

-> boom_er @ zigzagziggy shes my gf tho :(

bbubbless OMG HE GOT U THE SHARK ?!

-> junieb.bugg IK AHHH HES THE BEST

-> boom_er @ junieb.bugg ty i know 😇

awesomeblossom pls u guys r too cute

notbuttercup what'd u name the shark

-> junieb.bugg dennis 🤭

-> brickbybrick @ junieb.bugg lame

[gatitties]

Request rules & list

Masterlist

Request Rules

I won't write:

— Nsfw / smut

— Things related to pregnancy (It's okay if it's something not very specified, but nothing explicitly for that topic)

— Smau

— Ships (character x character / character x oc)

— Soulmate AU

— Incest

— Omegaverse

— Pedophilia

I think that would be all (I can add or change things), as for other topics I'm open to anything and any type of relationship, whether it is platonic or romantic.

Request List

— Attack On Titan

— Bnha / Mha

— Call of Duty

— Dead By Daylight

— Demon Slayer

— Detroit Become Human

— Haikyuu!!

─ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Part 1 - 4)

— Jujutsu Kaisen

— Kuroko no Basket

— One Piece

— One Punch Man

— Resident Evil

— Slashers

— Stardew Valley

— Tokyo Revengers

[yougojojo]

rumor has it... ♡ ꒱    a renjun x fem!oc smau.

summary ꒱     baek yukjo seems to have it all.  she’s pretty, popular, cheerleading squad captain, a straight a student, and she’s just a sophomore .ᐟ but when nct college of liberal arts most infamous source of gossip sparkles the rivalry between her and the student council president, huang renjun — who also happened to be her 2 year long crush —, she realizes it’s time to finally act out her feelings.

genres ꒱   rivals to lovers, college setting au, slice of life, fluff, one sided pining, humor, slight angst, slow burn.

warnings ꒱    suggestive themes, swearing, mentions of abusive parents, mentions of foods.

 pairing ꒱    student council president!huang renjun x cheerleader!baek yukjo ⸝ fem!oc. 

featuring ꒱    00 line + mark ⸝ original characters.

started ꒱   october 31, 2022.

status ꒱  on going.

chapters ꒱ tba.

a ⸝ n ꒱ this is an au i’ve been thinking for a quite some time, tbh ever since i created jojo two years ago, heh. at the time it was supposed to be a long fic or whtv. but i’ve been loving the smau format and i really wanted to have my own. 🥺 jojo is a nct addition oc, you can think of this smau as something fans would do.ᐟ.ᐟ as it has no relation with her main story.