#jo-qsmp-jo

[gingersp1ce547]

Fitpac jojos bizzare adventure pt7 au (with an explanation of who all the characters are)

Johnny (main character, older brother died [mike in this au] in an incident he believes to be his fault. Was a famous horseback rider before an incident caused him to lose control of his lower body. Joins the steal ball run race after a run in with gyro leads him to gain hope for being able to walk again. Kinda blood thirsty ngl. Later gets cool shooting powers)- pac

Gyro (Italian who came to join the steal ball run race for his family who are ‘doctors’ but actually double as executioners for the royal family. Becomes johnny’s partner in the race after seeing his skill with horseback riding and eventual best friend. Later gets cool spin powers)- fit

Diego (johnny’s former british rival in horseback riding who is known for his thirst for money above all else, gets cool dinosaur powers, later joins forces with hotpants in attempt to stop the secret plans for the race- cellbit

Hotpants (ex-nun sent by the Vatican to interfere with the secret plans for the steal ball run, gets cool disguise powers)- phil

Lucy steel (child wife [in this au just child] of the runner of the steal ball run race. Finds out the secret plans for the race and runs away, eventually getting gyro and johhny’s help in stopping the plans)- ramon

[in general none of the fucked up shit that happens to lucy steal happens in this au outside of like kidnapping and attempted murder]

Funny valentine (president of the united states whose secret plan for the steal ball run race is to have all parts of jesus christs body, which is scattered across the us, be gathered by participants who are then killed so that he can gain all of them. This is because when all of the corpse parts are gathered you can make a wish, and he plans to wish for protection and peace for his country. Has powers that allow him to traverse space and alternate dimensions, including interacting with alternate versions of himself)- cuchurcho

Edit: see this post for alternate character thoughts that work better than my original ideas

[incorrectqsmp]

Slimecicle: Guess what number I'm thinking of

Tubbo: 420

Slimecicle: No. It's not fucking 420. Please take this seriously

Roier: 69?

Slimecicle: Yeah it was 69

[dvnieldraws]

q!chayanne design

[okaioh]

TUBBO FOUND A BOOK WITH X COORDS ITS THE XYZ TRIO BACK AT IT AGAIN !!!

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Love that for this short Pac story I'm writing, I went in with the intention of doing a character analysis of Pac and then delving into Tazercraft's whole deal, but I'm only ~3,500 words in and now I have that drafted AND the entire first half written — which wound up being entirely about Pac and Isa, somehow. 💀

[arctic-bookclub]

kiva kun mä nyt vasta sain selville et eilen tai tänään (su) oli qsmp language day? :'D anyway tää on tosi surkee ajoitus mut moi moi terve te kaikki tyyliin 5 muuta suomea puhuvaa qsmp fania lmao

[citruslllad]

Love your qsmp au, it’s been haunting my brain for the past few hours. Jacob questioning his sanity makes me cackle. Love the concept of a character having a prominent person in their life being lost or replaced and having to find them. I’m particularly curious as to the dynamics Jacob has with the other qsmp members once he arrives on the island. Anyone they like, despise? How do they interact with a certain cat boy conspiracist and our resident eldritch care bear?

Also unrelated, love how Jo is just a concerned observer in all of this. His friend went from pretty okay mentally to “No Jo I’m telling you I’ve definitely had a roommate this whole time! You’ve met her in real life several times by now! Stop gaslighting me about the plushies I’m not a plush guy I wouldn’t buy these on my own. Fine, if there’s no roommate JO, then why is there a drawing tablet in that other room? There is a LIVE BIRD IN MY LIVING ROOM and yet I’ve never expressed interest in owning one. Worse yet, I haven’t MONETIZED IT?! THIS ISN’T FUNNY JOE MY LIFE HAS BECOME A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE”

ANON I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE INBOX RAMBLE <<<<33333

the thing is, they first realized something was off when they were on stream and chatting w/ friends, said something along the lines of "yeah haha it's been so quiet without Jaiden around, hope she's having a good time" and someone goes oh who's Jaiden? and you can practically see the gears in his head turning. at some point he's like we'll they'll HAVE to believe me if i bring them over and they all see her room and setup and stuff right? and then some of their buddies arrive and go lol Jo you had such a weird setup before you left and Jo's just going along with it like yeah haha I don't even remember it, it was a weird time in my life and Jacob is FUMING

regarding dynamics, focusing on Cellbit + Jacob first, I don't think they trust each other at ALL at first. they're both nice to each other for the sake of being polite, but they literally CanNot trust the other, Cellbit because last time he trusted an "ally" he became employee of the month, and Jacob because not trusting anyone on the island comes with the package. over time, they begin to bond over their shared stressful experience, but it's a while till then

(taking this ^^^ into account, Cellbit is secretly ECSTATIC to have Jacob around. not because of Jacob himself, but because they can remember everything about the outside world whereas Cellbit cannot. they bring him a small sense of closure)

he definitely get along better with some of the other members, though. the first people that come to mind are Slimecicle, Roier and Baghera. other than that, he doesn't exactly have all the time in the world to interact with everyone on the island, so he's mostly neutral (except for those he knows has willingly worked with the federation, like Foolish or Elq. he doesn't trust that in the slightest)

with Cucorucho it's a bit of a different story. they've never interacted with it, and all they know about it is from Cellbit, so it's safe to say they'd rather keep off of it's radar. when he DOES meet with it, however, he's very offput by it. they laugh at first, yes, because Cucorucho literally looks like a life sized stuffed animal, but he very quickly gets disturbed by it, something made to look so friendly and undeceiving being capable of so much. he isn't a fan.

(here are some refs i doodled while watching jaiden vods btw <3)

[miloss-world]

With niki joing the qsmp, i really want her and Cellbit to hang out idk why but o feel like they could get along

[t4tfitpac]

Her er mit bidrag til dag 2 af Fitpac-ugen ! Jeg har opfyldt prompts'ene Happy, Empty og Potions ! Værket er Pac-centreret og fokuserer på Pacs eksperimenter med forskellige miksturer som modgift til Lykkepillerne, og så er det skrevet på dansk som den første QSMP fic på ao3 :D

Here's my submission for @fitpacweek day 2 ! Fulfilling the prompts Happy, Empty, and Potions ! It's Pac-centric, set around Pac experimenting with concoctions as an antidote for the Happy Pills. Oh, and it's in my native language, Danish ! First of its QSMP-kind on ao3 :D

feyscape | T | Slash | Day 2 | Happy / Empty / Potions

[sag3-th3-mag3]

Me when I found out Sneeg and Aimsey are joing QSMP

[gingersp1ce547]

ok it’s jojoever i have brainrot now i need to assign stands to every qsmp eggs

ramon : Killer Queen - bombs + cat what more do i need to say

Chayanne : Pearl Jam - Just making extremely good food

Tallulah : Hermit Purple - Thorns design that reminds of Rose

Leo : Purple Haze - Color matches + rabid dog vibes

Sunny : Emerald green - using jewels to fight is perfect for her

Empanada : Paisley Park - don’t have an explanation, em just gives me yasuho vibes

Pepito : Bohemian Rhapsody - go make spider-man real king

Dapper : Gold experience - gruesomely killing your enemies with your knowledge of living creatures is such a dapper thing

Pomme : Sex Pistols - go my little sniper queen

Richas : Heaven’s door - Perfect for an artist with a taste for fofoca

Dude i saw the word sex pistols in the context of stands my brain went “part 5? PART 5!” Like a dog hearing its name being called so im more than happy to brain rot with you bout all of this!

-killer queen is so perfect for ramon. If he had it during the election arc, fit would have to have stopped him form making foolish a speck of ash on the floor after he arrested tazercraft

-chays fits so well from a symbolic, “stands are a reflection of ones soul” perspective too. Like even though he’s a warrior, at heart he the main thing he cares about is taking care of his family though both physical protection and just general wellbeing. Such a good pick for him

-Hermit purple is such a good pick with tallulah. Im imagining phil sighing as he pulls out another camera for her to destroy before they eventually start having super cheap ones on hand for that exact purpose

-Listen i see purple haze for leo, i get it i can see the vision. But my fugo loving brain refuses to let go of what purple haze means for him as a stand symbolically and wants to give it to q!cellbit EVEN THOUGH WERE ONLY TALKING ABOUT THE EGGS.

Anyways in context of only assigning stands to the eggs 100% i think she should get out purple haze, but if were talking about everyone i also think born this way would be a really good fit for her and i cant quite explain why outside of the vibes just mathcing in my head

-sunny would so be besties with emerald green. Like tubbo would have to not only give sunny stuff but also it. I can totally see her giving it a nickname and its own room and stuff

-Your so right about empanda having yasuho vibes. Something about the crypticness of the power of paisley park coupled with all the shit both the characters have been though mashes really well together

- Bohemian rhapsody is so fucking funny for pepito. Especially because like idk if youve ever read any jojo’s fanfics but theirs this really good one called chimera were long story short the ascended version of dio from eyes over heaven goes to another universe and just fucks with the dio their by basically forcing him on a part jumping self-betterment arc? Anyways during it the author had the reason ungalo’s life became so shit was because he accidentally used his stand to make the story of holes come true with him acting as the main character and now every tine i think about that stand i cant not think of that.

But anyways him and roier would abuse the fuck out of his stand and it would in fact be hilarious

-As a giorno lover, dapper is so giorno coded. He would be so fucking unstoppable with that stand even without it being its requiem version. I can so see him using it to fuck with his dad for funnsies too.

-Pomme would be so sweet to the pistols too, she would make sure they get the best treats. I think at first she would struggle with keeping them in line but with etoiles help she would be the perfect balance of stern and sweet.

-richas with heavens door would be the absolute worst. Like the biggest menace ever. He would use it on his parents to make it so they could never give him a bath again and then they would have to find a work around for what doesnt count as bath but still technically got him clean until their able to convince him to reverse it.

[dappingtonsoulfire]

English translation below ⬇️

Silleen oon kyllä niin nauttinut QSMP:stä, koska siellä on just ne streamaajat, joita oon eniten katsonut aikaisemminkin järkyn paljon. Katsoin DSMP:stä vain niitä "hiljaisia" lopun aikoja ja silloinkin vain fooliksen basen rakennus grindausta. Mun vuoden statit Twitchissä oli silloin jotain 3000+ tuntia per vuosi.

Tubbo tais silloinkin olla se numero 2, mutta seuraavana vuonna se sitten nousi ykköseksi, kun alkoi streamaamaan enemmän ja Foolish alkoi Valorant mainiksi. Itselläni ei tippaakaan kiinnosta nää hitaat ampumapelit, kuten CS ja Valo. Pelaan itse TF2 niin aiemmin mainitut vain unettaa.

Badboyhalo on tosiaan se ehdoton ykkönen QSMP:ssä mulle, mutta mun on kyll pakko tunnustaa, että en lähes koskaan katsonut sitä DSMP:n aikaan, koska oli hiton epämukavaa seurata sen interaktioita niiden muiden ihmisten kanssa, jotka tuntui niin väheksyviltä sitä kohtaan. Tosin BBH ja Foolish teki ihan parasta komiikkaa yhdessä jo silloinkin. Oikeastaan ainut story arc, jonka näin alusta loppuun, ehkä ihan yhtä kahta streamia lukuun ottamatta, oli se pirun punainen muna. Silloin tosin BBH streamas tosi vähän, minkä takia on ollut hienoa nähdä kuinka QSMP-munat on saaneet Badin niin aktiivisesti tekemään kontsaa, että se on noussut mun eniten katsotuimmaksi. Tosin on mun Twitch-katsominen vähentynyt viime vuonna aika paljon. Tais olla statseissä enää se 2,3k tuntia, kun on niin paljon rahantakomishommia ollut.

Mut joo, pääpointti QSMP kyl ihan liikaa palvelee mun stream-mieltymyksiä. Nyt vielä kun saisi jojosoloksen tuonne niin voisin onnellisesti katsoa ainoastaan QSMP:tä (No okei, pitää sitä Hermicraftia joskus kans, as a treat). Mut miettikää mitä jojosolos sais aikaan Purgatoryssä!

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English:

Sike! Made you look!

[islib]

je QSMP den jazyků a tak to musím začít mluvit o něčem co technicky vzato není QSMP ale jelikož díky avacadokin teďka neustále myslím na Leverage AU, tak si to sem nacpu stejně:

Takže, Leverage. Skvělý seriál. Název trochu trhlý, protože ok, tak mají páku na vydírání svých cílů, ale na to nepřijde tak často. Jedině jestli budeme tvrdit že "leverage" je totéž co výhoda oproti nepříteli, a potom teda že ten tým samotný je ta výhoda co získají oběti kapitalismu...?

V češtině se ten seriál jmenuje "Dokonalý podraz" [The Perfect Con/Doublecross] což je taky trochu divný, ale myslím že to mělo trochu evokovat "Dannyho parťáci" - Ocean's 11. Ty jména používají trochu hovorovější slova než by se běžně čekalo od překladu, a aspoň já jsem tam tu asociaci vždycky měla...

V Brazílii se prý jmenuje "Acerto de Contas" (aspoň podle wiki), což znamená něco jako zúčtování? Spočítání? Do angličtiny google přeložil jako "reckoning." Což se mi moc líbí. Protože to je ta hlavní pointa, že jo - potrestat boháče co ubližujou lidem a "spočítat" jim to xD

Anyway, všechno tohle jen abych zmínila že si píšu převyprávění aspoň úplně první epizody kde hlavní postavy jsou komplet vyměněné s qsmp postavami (Cellbit, Tazercraft, Fit a Roier specificky - nesuďte mě, mám prostě svoje favority a navrch je to všechno původně nápad avacadokin - můžete vidět na fitpac enjoyers discordu... myslím že kvůli tomu budu muset vrazit Bagi do role Sterlinga, ale bude to aspoň zábava).

[trenchcoatsbi]

ERMMM I AM ALSO JOING THIS CLUBBB i am patiently waiting in my nest in the rafters for my other kids to come home - of course with their siblings in the nest with me <3.

BUT ERRRR ANYWAY. HAPPY MEMS YPU SAY >:D? I have this one dsmp memory of me, Tommy, Fundy, Tubbo, and Wilbur in my nest in Las Nevadas !!!! Just all cuddling in a big pile :D!!!!! We did NOT do that often, cause it was a hassle to get all of us in one place in one time while also being free to relax n hang out. ITS SUCH A COMFORTING MEMORY SHHDKDFB

Also just vague qsmp memories of being with Tilin on a sunny day - they were smiling and we were HAPPPYYYYY n i just - sob /pos

I am now feeling extra sappy hdhdbfjfb i love all of my kids so much ghh

[ official-big-q ]

welcome to the club q!

also ahsfjsac cuddle pile supremacy >>> they are so nice :D!!

[ijobcom]

Jetez-y un œil

[eraserheadbabyabortion]

"forgiveness. can you imagine?"

("slimecicle avenges his minecraft child" / qsmp fandom wiki / jo riglar's "the ballad of love distorted" / "how i'd kill" by cowboy malfoy / abu nuwas's "a daughter" / "slimecicle avenges his minecraft child" / "the monster you created", arcane episode 9 / "it's quiet uptown" from hamilton / child sacrifice wikipedia article / pages matam's "burning buildings" / "the monster you created", arcane episode 9 / "slimecicle avenges his minecraft child" / qsmp fandom wiki / "how i'd kill" by cowboy malfoy / jo riglar's "the ballad of love distorted" / pages matam's "burning buildings" / qsmp fandom wiki / "it's quiet uptown" from hamilton / johann botha's "to a daughter" / "how i'd kill" by cowboy malfoy / pages matam's "burning buildings" / "five nights at minecraft's" / "it's quiet uptown" from hamilton)