#joak

[deerstar4]

Grandma when she knows y’all are coming over:

[wizardnuke]

the "would you love me if i was a worm" thing is a TRAP im AUTISTIC i forget that the answer is always yes i have logistical questions. if you were a worm i would. uh. i would take you off the sidewalk and put you in the dirt. cause i care about worms. i love worms. i wouldnt recognize you if you were a worm though? im scared what did i say wrong

[megabuild]

A third faggot has hit the mctblr

im not good at maths but i think theres more than three of us here

[cursed--alien]

Professional shipper? And to think I've been doing it for free all these years like a sucker!

[miks-fantrolls]

bad news im at the vet and i have to be put down

[gimmic-ky]

I LOVE SPORE CAPITALISM FUCK YOUUUUU *LASER*

[alwayschasingraiinbows]

Who wakes up at 3 am to sing an elaborate musical number with full choreography??

Charlie, just waking up: OH BOY 3 AM

@hellsmayflower

[xylophonetangerine]

New theory: 9/11 didn't even happen. It wasn't faked or anything; the towers are still there. Idk, I've never been to New York, it could be true!

[rottingfacade]

remember your training !

[goop-man-father]

i want my ROYALTIES >>>:c

[inktail]

You log into desktop Tumblr and have a ghost ask and you know in your bones you missed out on an opportunity to help a someone with their cats medical bills :(

[deerstar4]

*newsie boy voice* sextra sextra! breed all about it! hot off the mating press!

[chillybuilt]

Gerard Way liked Battinson. Gerard Way wore a Team Edward Shirt.

[goffic]

One of those I should reconsider suicide nights

[saucetail-hasanewblog]

I'm such a bathpilled cleanc- I'm so sorry I can't do this