#joey jabbers

[theweirdandthejorvikwild]

if i see even one (1) person say they wish they could have old hollow woods back it's on sight. sse actually did an incredible job, new hollow woods is STUNNING and is coming with its own special gameplay. if you think old crusty hollow woods is better than the update i genuinely don't know what to tell you other than if you really hate seeing the game progress so much then don't play it anymore

[fevers-and-emeto-oh-my]

by the way if you put anti shit in the main tags of your fandom you need a crash course in basic tumblr etiquette

if it's fandom wank or salt it gets its OWN tag to say "resident evil wank" "resident evil salt" fucking "leon kennedy wank" or whatever. "fandom wank" or "fandom discourse" would ALSO be acceptable

don't just full on ATTACK people in the main tags. because now I feel attacked in my own fandom for *checks notes*: enjoying harmless dead dove content

if you want to be an anti in the nonconsensual human experimentation fandom that's fine i guess, doesn't make sense to me but you do what floats your boat. BUT DON'T GO CALLING PEOPLE FREAKS IN THE FUCKING "Leon S. Kennedy" TAG

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Legally we have to say that this is not a cult! ✨️

click for quality! reblogs are cool, do not repost.

are you ready to be tinlightened??? I am. also pretty sure that this is my first piece of tin can bros fanart so that's fun. <3

[deadfromthegallows]

Dude watching literally ANY VIDEO by Bettina Levy is so crazy, cuz like every time her intro is SLIGHTLY DIFFRENT, like i dont think ive ever seen 2 identical intros by her, and then you get to the ACTUAL VIDEO and like, its just her reading off some random funny tumblr post and like, I *HAVE TUMBLR*, I COULD JUST *READ IT MYSELF*, and yet her voice... and that little undertale lookin ass persona... its so enticing

[flamingcaiman]

my experience on tumblr:

the most beautiful quote ever, that makes you want to cry and scream with joy

*scrolls down* the most dubious, crazy, absolutely ridiculous robot porn

[gay-ferris-bueller]

Will Byers did not make a poster about Alan Turing being a hero for a school project in S4E1 just for him not to get a boyfriend. Don't worry Mr. Byers, I saw your hero project.

[virtucvs]

If you told me when I started this blog I’d be shipping Joey with a Phead and Ghostie I’d be surprised and excited. 

[theweirdandthejorvikwild]

WHERE is my jorvik ranger merch

my bobcats team jerseys

my miscreants shirts

GIVE ME SUBTLE GAME MERCH OR GIVE ME DEATH

all i can find is like shirts with "star stable" or "soul rider" on them and my merch style is just way more. i want to know what it is but want it to look good. like i want a team jersey from Ted Lasso. I have Itadori's JJK sweatshirt.

merch creators i BEG

[fevers-and-emeto-oh-my]

Because disastrously sick men wearing suits is one of my favorite things, and stranger caretakers is another one of my favorite things, have this scenario:

Character A is attending a meeting for a department on a different floor of the building he works in. It’s a sizable company, so it’s not possible to know everyone. Once the meeting is over/breaks for lunch, A stops in one of the bathrooms to take a piss, wash his hands, freshen up a bit. The bathroom is silent and A is positive he’s the only one there as he relieves himself and then washes his hands and messes with his hair in the mirror.

Then there’s an absolutely ear-splitting retch, the kind that sounds like it’s been pulled right out of the pit of your guts and grates your throat in a way that’s sure to make it sore later. A freezes, staring at himself in the mirror for a minute as he tries to decide what to do.

Then there’s a second equally-rough retch, a heavy splattering of liquid against liquid, and a very sick-sounding belch. A turns around to find that the farthest stall door is shut, and when he steps closer he can see the soles of dress shoes and the ankles of gray slacks of whoever’s kneeling on the floor.

“Are you...alright?” A asks hesitantly. He has no idea who it is that’s hurling--it could be anyone from the meeting he was just in, or it could be someone from elsewhere on the floor or the building.

There’s a burp and a short splash in response, and then Character B clears his throat. “Fine. Got it handled.”

The terse tone of his voice is ruined by how hoarse and thready it is, underscored by panting breaths and a grating gag. A doesn’t recognize the voice. He’s hovering near the stall, not quite sure if he should say anything else, when there’s the sound of B blowing his nose and the toilet flushing, and then the door swings open and they come face to face with one another.

A and B both recognize each other just from seeing one another around the building during work, but they don’t know each other’s names. A can’t help wincing, because B looks terrible. There’s a ring of sweat around the collar of his dress shirt, and his tie and jacket are both askew. His face is ashen pale, covered in a clammy sheen, and his eyes are the glossy bright of a fever. He’s glaring at A like his life depends on it, but it’s undermined by his visible trembling.

“Can I help you?” B asks with a voice that sounds totally wrecked by stomach acid.

A feels his ears go red, but his voice gets caught for a minute, taken aback by B’s surly attitude. “You sound rough. I just wanted to make sure you weren’t going to keel over.”

“I don’t know you,” B says shortly, heading for the sinks and washing his hands as if nothing’s happened. “The concern is appreciated, but not necessary.”

A can’t help but scoff at that. B somehow has gotten even paler, holding onto the sides of the sink with both hands and bowing his head. 

“You must be fun to work with if you have this much of a stick up your ass even when sick,” A comments. “I was just trying-”

A cuts himself off with a yelp, because B’s knees seem to buckle. A grabs him under the shoulders, but B’s head lolls and to A’s utter horror and dismay, he passes out completely and his dead weight nearly topples them both to the floor.

B’s out for less than a minute, coming around with a groan, head rolling against A’s shoulder. He bats A’s hands away, and they scowl at each other.

Does A drive B home himself, after finding out from his boss where he lives? Does he take B back to his own office, or to A’s to rest a little? Does B give up the attitude for long enough to let A be helpful?

I do also like thinking about this scenario in a scat or both ends scenario, but I’m not sure what the climate is on that so decided to just do the emeto for now XDD 

(PS. If you write something using this, tag me not even for credit but just because I’d be dying to read it XD.)

[theweirdandthejorvikwild]

hello!! my name is joey and i've finally caved and made a horse game tumblr XDD

irl i've been riding since i was 7 doing eventing, and when i'm at school i ride in our equestrian club at a hunter/jumper barn--for my last year of undergraduate i'll be president of the club which is pretty neat!!

the main games featured here will be Star Stable and Horse Isle 3, probably with some others thrown in at random.

I've been playing Horse Isle 3 since December of 2019, and while it definitely isn't perfect I am definitely in love with it and have accrued horses I'm really really fond of. Hi3 posts will probably be screenshots and edits, although I don't have a storyline--more just vibes of an equestrian center lol

I've only been playing Star Stable since February of this year, but I've fallen in love with it!! I'm Waverly Goldcat in game on the North America servers. So far my fave breeds are the appaloosas, the gotlands, and the Jorvik wilds, with the mustangs in there as well even tho they haven't been released yet. I'll probably post screenshots, edits, and story posts on here.

I have two OCs with their own storylines in SSO--Mickey Beeborn is a professional eventer from the USA. She came to Jorvik with one of her horses to do a qualifier for Rolex, and she and her horse Cav suffered a full rotational fall. Her storyline follows her arc as she's stuck on Jorvik with a horse with a broken leg. It focuses a lot on trauma and healing and change and new beginnings, with a romance subplot.

Clementine is from Jorvik, he's currently no contact with the rest of his family for reasons undisclosed, and has just started a position as a Jorvik Ranger at Redwood Point. He is an avid pony lover. His story will focus on the more magic side of Jorvik, on self discovery, and on building trust. Jorvik Wilds in all their magical glory will play a key role in his story, and I'm considering a romance subplot for him as well.

Mickey's posts will be tagged "sincerely mickey" and Clementine's posts will be tagged "love clementine" for easy sorting in the case anyone wants to binge their stuff haha.

That's all for now! Happy to be here and happy to chat!