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The One With the Stain (Joey Tribbiani x Reader)

This is when Joey is being really sweet to Rachel and makes the living room into an area for the baby. (I’m trying not to include spoilers, so...) In this, you and Joey have been in a relationship for some time now and you live together. This also says that you want children and implies some smut

You and Joey are in the living room, transforming it into a space for Rachel’s baby. 

“What is this?” Rachel enters the apartment, looking over the place. 

“Hey!” Joey exclaims, looking a little too enthusiastic, “Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here,” He gestured to the crib, “So that the baby has privacy.”

You interjected, pointing above the crib, smiling sheepishly, “Maybe a mobile over the crib?” 

“And look!” Joey interrupts you and holds up a baby monitor, “Here’s a baby monitor, which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?” He suggests.

“You two are so sweet!” Rachel moves towards the crib, “Oh my god!” Rachel picked up Hugsy, who was laying the crib and you internally cringed, “And you gave the baby Hugsy!” 

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Joey immediately grabbed Hugsy and carefully sat him on his chair, “That-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. Y’know, why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no confusion?“ You can see Joey apologize to Hugsy and you hold back a chuckle. 

“But guys, the baby is going to be crying, and it’s going to be loud.” Rachel says, looking pitiful and sorry for you two.

“I’m loud!” Joey counters, gesturing wildly. 

“Yep!” You agree.

“It’s gonna be up all night!” Rachel groans. 

“I’m up all night!” Joey cries. 

“Yes you are.” You mutter, rubbing your tired eyes.

“It’s gonna poop!” 

“Hello!” Joey yells out.

“What about you, Y/n?” Rachel turns to you, sighing, “Won’t this interrupt your and Joey’s... love life?”

You smile, “Rach, I’m not leaving just because of your baby. If anything, it’ll be good practice for... one day.” You look at Joey to see a surprised look on his face, “And I love you and your baby! We are not leaving!” You reiterate, holding onto her shoulders and then bringing her into a hug.

“Exactly!” Joey adds, “And if things get really bad, then we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!” 

“S-Sure.” You hesitate.

“Are you sure?” Rachel asks again.

“Yeah!” Joey calls out, being louder than he usually is, “All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I really want you to stay. W-We really want you to stay.”

You nod along, smiling kindly, “And the fact that Joey is putting this much effort into showing you that he wants you to stay says a lot!” 

“I want me to stay too!” Rachel admits, “Thank you both so much.” She brings you both into a tight hug. “Oh!” She presses a hand to her head, “I think I might lie down.” 

“Okay.” 

You and Joey stand in the living room, his arm around your waist and your head on his shoulder. 

Joey notices you looking at the crib, longingly, “What did you mean by practice?” He asks. 

“Hmm?” You hum, not registering his words.

“You said that the baby would be good practice.” 

“Oh. That.” You chuckle awkwardly, “I don’t know. I want kids eventually, and with Rachel’s baby around, we could pick up a few tips and such.”

“We?” Joey looks at you, a mixture between a smile and smirk on his lips. 

“Well I don’t know.” You mumble, looking at the floor, “I’m not planning on breaking up with you, so unless you wanna cut ties, then you’re stuck with me for the foreseeable future.”

“Well, I’m not gonna break up with you,” Joey says, his smile growing, “But we’ve never really talked about our future. And you want kids? You wanna get married?” 

“Yeah.” You blushed, glancing up at him, “I want a future with you. I want kids with you.” 

Joey pulled you close, kissing you roughly, “Then I guess we should start right now.” He drags you towards the bedroom.

You kiss him back but ask, “What about Rachel?”

Joey growls, kissing you again, “She had sex with Ross, I can have sex with you!” 

“Fair enough.” 

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That’s my sister

Words: 251 Pairing: Joey Tribbiani x Reader

Summary: Imagine being Chandler’s younger sister meeting for the first time the whole gang and having Joey take an interest in you.

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You’re walking with your brother in New York, toward a small coffee shop near his apartment and you can’t help but feeling nervous. Today is the day you’re going to meet your brother’s friends, the people he talks about all the time. You quickly reach your destination — Central Perk — and follow Chandler to a comfortably-looking orange sofa where five people are hanging together.

“Hello, children!” your brother says when he’s reached the sofa, and he gets all sorts of greetings in return. You are nervously standing a few feet behind him, too shy to approach them or introduce yourself. But Chandler knows you well and before you can chicken out he turns around and takes your hand, pulling you toward him.

“Okay, guys, I want you to meet someone! This is my sister, Y/N.” he says and you manage to smile to everyone. “Y/N, you remember Ross, right? On the sofa we have Monica, Rachel and Phoebe. And this guy here, it’s Joey.” Everyone greeted you warmly, telling you how nice it was to finally meet you. Well, everyone except Joey. He looked at you from head to toes before smiling and saying “How you doin’?”

“No, Joe. That’s my sister.” Chandler quickly said, which confused you. Why would he be upset about such an innocent question?

“I know, dude. But she’s hot!” was Joey’s reply and all your brother could do was passing a hand in his hair while he wore an exasperated look on his face.

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Can you do one with joey mercuryX Female reader. Thanks

Title: Lonely Together

Pairing: Joey Mercury x Reader

Word Count: 552

Summary: You find yourself alone at the bar at a wedding reception, but at least you eventually gain some company.

Tag List: @brianaraydean @castielscamander​ @thatwrestlingfan91 @wrecklessint

“Whiskey. Neat. And make it a double.”

A man - you’re sure he’s the cousin of the bride, actually - strolls up towards the bar, perching himself on the stool next to yours. He rubs a hand over his face before he props and elbow up on the surface of the bar, and by merely taking a glance at him, it’s already very clear that the expression on his face also represents the way you’re currently feeling, too.

The bartender gives the guy a brief nod of acknowledgement, and then, grabs a glass and proceeds to make him his drink. You flash the guy a few more glances in hopes of catching his eye, hoping that he’ll be brave enough to notice you first, but he pays no heed. You figure he’s probably lost in his own thoughts, and rather than let the opportunity pass by, you clear your throat and fully turn yourself towards him.

“I thought weddings were supposed to be happy and all. Not…a pity party. Because that’s what this looks like to me.”

At that, the guy finally looks in your direction, and he chuckles, but there’s no humour in it. He shrugs, and he slides the bartender a bill before taking a long swig of his drink.

“Yeah, well, when your family’s still on your back about settling down and you’re still the odd one out, it’s personally not that much of a celebration.” then, he hums, “And what about you? You look like you’re here alone.”

You arch a brow at that, and he groans before he shakes his head and attempts to correct himself.

“I didn’t mean…shit, that sounded worse than I meant for it to. What I meant was-”

“That I also look like a miserable single who literally only came here for the bar and the cake? Yeah, I got that.”

You interject, but you smile at him. He mirrors your smile, and he extends a hand out to you.

“Joey. Cousin of the bride.”

“Yeah, I thought you were, actually.” you take accept his hand, and you shake it firmly, “(Y/N), friend of a friend of the groom. I literally don’t know anybody else here, so…I figured I’d keep to myself here at the bar.”

You take hold of your glass and raise it to your lips, draining the last few drops of your drink. Then, you sigh, and you’re about to take out your purse, but Joey stops you from doing so.

“Nah, I got this. What are you drinking?”

Joey asks, his gaze not faltering, and you’re already certain that he isn’t going to take no for an answer. You tell him your drink of choice, and he orders it for you. You thank him, but he simply smiles and shrugs it off.

“Hey, at least you have a drinking buddy for the night now, right?” he hums, and he raises his glass in a toast, “To being miserable singles.”

You laugh and roll your eyes in good nature, and as if on cue, your drink is set in front of you. In response, you raise your own glass, and you clink it against Joey’s, giving him what’s probably your first genuine smile of the night.

“To being miserable singles, but at least we’re both in good company.”

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i saw that you did friends requests, could you do some joey x reader?

Absolutely! This is based after "The One With the Two Bullies" and the one scene where Joey comes out and suggests that he beats up the bullies for them. I just always thought that was a really hot scene for some reason. 😅

Warnings: Sexual innuendos 

You sat next Ross at the counter, watching him and Chandler try to stir their coffee while drinking it.

It was a hilarious mess.

Just then, Joey comes out of his room, buttoning up a shirt, "Hey, this is ridiculous." He scoffs once he sees the scene in front of him, "I'll tell you what. After I get back from my niece's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there." He says, hardening his face. 

“Okay!” Chandler says happily.

 “No.” Ross says, his head hanging low. 

Chandler slams him hands down on the counter, “No?” 

“No!” Ross stands, “Well, I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna decent cup of coffee, you know. And I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappuccino with a 'K'!” He tosses the packet of coffee mix onto the counter, “I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys!”

“Alright,” Chandler chuckles sarcastically, “Hang on a second there, Custer.”

“Yeah, really Ross.” Joey interjects, “Have you ever been beaten up before?” 

“Well, yeah, sure!” 

You raise an eyebrow, “By someone besides Monica?” You ask.

“No.” Ross admits, turning to you, “So what? So what if we get beaten up?” He turns back to Chandler, “Maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. You know, like a... like a right of passage or something.”

“Well, couldn’t we just lose our virginities again?” Chandler shrugs, smirking at you a bit. Joey glares at him, making him shrink back a bit, “You know, because I think, actually, mine’s growing back.” He says defensively. 

Ross rolls his eyes and leads Chandler out the door and down to Central Perk. 

“Oh, look at you.” You go over to Joey, straightening his collar, “My big, tough, Italian man.” Joey smiles and gives you a kiss, “How about,” You continue, “After you get back,” You run your hands down to his chest, “You can show me how tough you can be?”

Joey’s infamous smirk appears on his face, “That would be nice.” He says throatily. He leans down and presses kisses to your jaw and down your throat. 

“Joey....” You warn, “You’re going to be late.” 

“I don’t care.” He whispers, pulling you closer, “I doubt that they would notice.” 

“They would.” Even though you didn’t want to, you gently push him away. 

“Fine.” He groans and starts moving towards the door, “But I want you to block off the next couple hours, got it?” 

“Got it.” You smiled and waved as he pointed accusingly at you and slowly backed out the door.