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wheredidalltheusersgo · 1 month ago
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Forehead kisses for son boy
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corpseybun-old · 1 year ago
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Well, you've asked for prompts, so here I am. If you've read the Silver Eyes, could you tell me your take on the journals and the whole theory in the willry fandom that Will said: "Oh...you're something beautiful because of her dad vs because he knew that she was a robot and thought of her as such, since it was because Henry made her.
As much as I love Willry, I feel like in The Silver Eyes canon, it wouldn't happen. Those journals are directly described as being "full of raving paranoia, passages about Henry that ranged from wild jealousy to near worship."
That doesn't really come off as love to me. In my opinion, it comes off far more like an immense jealousy, like a feverish want to have everything Henry has, to be Henry.
Granted, it is just a single line. I've seen so many different interpretations of those journals and of William and Henry's dynamic as a whole, and I can't say I have a singular favorite interpretation of them. We get the smallest little scraps of how William truly felt about Henry. It can lead to such great ideas from fans, and I love it.
On the topic of Charlie being fascinating to William, I cant help but think that's because she's a robot.
William lost his daughter, just like Henry did. He (debatably) tried to bring Elizabeth back too, and yet she came back wrong. She wasn't his daughter. She's her own person, yes, but she isn't the person William wanted back. And yet here stands Charlie, a metaphorical middle finger to all of William's experiments on immortality, the fact she has complete autonomy and is able to live even after Henry's passing is of course going to be beutiful to William. Henry did what he couldn't: he truly made something alive, and that's beautiful to him.
Granted, I also like the idea of her being beautiful to him because of her connection to Henry. She's Henry's final gift to the world, of course he'll see nothing but beauty in that. Charlie is everything he's ever wanted to create, she's seemingly the very embodiment of the thing he's trying to create with his remnant research: life.
Charlie was created because of suffering, yes, but unlike everything else William unintentionally helped create with his killings, she isn't stuck in that suffering. Unlike Elizabeth, Charlie is able to move on from her death and truly live in spite of that.
I know not everyone believes that was Charlie that John saw at the end of The Fourth Closet, but I personally believe it is. I love the idea of Charlie still living with her beloved, of her processing and moving on from not just her own death, but of everyone else's.
I'd love to see fanworks of her processing Jen's passing, of her eventually coming with the fact she will outlive her friends. If you have any to recommend please send me them! Thanks for reading this far, by the way. I hope this answered your questions.
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mizkit · 9 months ago
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new blog post: Picoreview: Bumblebee
new blog post on https://mizkit.com/picoreview-bumblebee/
Picoreview: Bumblebee
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Picoreview: Bumblebee – this is a great Girl And Her Horse movie.
I loved Bumblebee when I first saw it in the theatre, except the night we went, so did about 15 incredibly obnoxious teenagers who obviously didn’t really want to be there and who were unbelievably loud and rude and giggly and stupid through the first half of the film, after which they either left or were kicked out, I can’t remember. So mostly I didn’t hear any of the first half and really liked the second half, and I’ve been meaning to watch it again ever since, except actually I’m quite bad at REMEMBERING to do that so it’s taken me, er, six years.
Anyway, yes, it’s a genuinely terrific Girl And Her Horse movie, with the part of the horse obviously being played by beloved 15 foot tall voiceless transforming sentient alien robot Bumblebee, everybody’s favorite Transformer*, and the part of the girl being played by Hailee Steinfeld, who we all know has grown up to be Hawkeye.
It’s got a pretty good emotional core, with Steinfeld’s character having lost her father (look! they killed off a dad instead of a mom!) a few years earlier, a mother and brother who seem to have moved on, and an annoying stepfather who honest to god gives her a book on the power of SMILING MORE. Like, totes cringe. She puts her feelings into trying to fix the Corvette she and her father used to work on together, ends up finding a memory-wiped Bumblebee hiding out in VW Bug form, and adventures ensue.
John Cena is the slightly-brighter-than-his-compatriots human face of The American Bad Guys–he’s the one who gets the very best line ever uttered in any Transformers movie ever, i.e., “They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn’t set off any red flags?”–and Angela Bassett voices the genuinely sinister-sounding Decepticon Shatter.
It is, in my opinion, easily the best Transformers movie ever made, and I would really love for Steinfeld’s character to have to come back into that world and renew her bond with Bumblebee. The biggest problem with that is that it’s a period piece, set in 1987, and any really viable sequel would presumably have to be set in the 90s, because it would be silly to try to make 27-year-old Steinfeld much older than she actually is. I personally think that would be not only fine but actively GREAT. Apparently Transformers: Rise of the Beasts was at least nominally a sequel (it was set in 1994, among other things), but it was UTTERLY DREADFUL, so we’ll just pretend that didn’t happen and make a play for Bumblebee 2, ok?
*don’t lie to me. even if he’s not your FAVORITE, you’ve got a soft spot in your heart for Bumblebee.
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nityarawal · 1 year ago
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2/2/2024
Math= “Love Bomb You Anyways,” *2+2= 4
Morning Songs
“Of Course,” We Love You,”
Elon Drones
“Of Course I Love you,”
Drones
Of Course I Love
You
Anyways
Hashtags
Of Course We'll
Love 
Love Bomb You
We Promised
“It's Hot!”
Eloning 
Love More Than
Anyone Before
Anti-Harem
Choose To Love
A Gay Man
With All Our Hearts
Fearing Anti-Semetic
Smear
Big Love
Weaponizing
Symmetry
Motherhood
“Thunder From Down
Under,” Tragedies*
Surgeries
Anomalies
Hearts
Balls
Broken
Love With, ”All
Our Hearts,”*
“Love Eternal,”
Love Our Stars
Love You Starlights
Agape Valentines
Love You Mammas
Aunties
Even If You
Can't All Have
A Nitya Nanny
For Eternity
I'll Leave You
My Songs
I'll Share My Songs
You Can't Break Up
With Me
Because You Never 
Triangulated Me
With Government
You Can't Break Up
With Me
Because You Never
Matchmaked Me
You Can't Divorce
Me
Because You Never
Conned Me
You Can't Silence Me
Because You Never
“F'd” Me
Because Vegas 
Never Got Me
Into Her Lair
Got Alot Of
Free PR
“Egypt Station”*
Gay Cabarets
No Tips
Just Condemnation
“Space X” *
Kidnappings
“Solar City”
Eric Budd
Crypto Cons
“Boring Company”
Obviously Not
Trillionaires
Tunnels
Gold Alot Of Doje
Lost
Was That With
Ambitious
Dojo Bernards
Or Joel’
Swingers
Oleg Vydra
Day Traders
Born Again Kyle Cleveland
Lost The Spiritual
Center
We Gave You Goddesses
Chandra
Made A Fountain
Of Me Bathing
Pouring Water
Over My Head
We Gave You
Goddesses
Vayya Died Of
Breast Cancer
We Gave You
Goddesses
Helen Lost
Her Uterus
After She Married
Our Principal
And All Her Female
Organs
Bad Choices
Augmented Breasts
Diabetes
We Gave You
Goddesses
Ayni Raimondi
Was My Angel
Botticelli
Rolling Out Of
Bed
Masons
Millionaires
Pilots Fought
Principal Daddy
And Buzzed Around Her
Head To Be
Her Forever Dad
AirBnb Feds
Raped Us With
PNC Pfizer Banks
Into BBVA AI
Rewind Scams
Close Rewind YouTube
Close The Silencing.org 
Cohens’
Byron Katie Coaching
Centers For Cons
At Courts
With Abi Odam
John Hochman
Ivette Havasi Hochman M.U.M.
Hungarian Greencard
Spies
And Monika Fodor Mullen 
On Football Crimes
Headhunting My
Xs
Grooming Maxes’
And Jacks
Probation Officers
Soldiers
Beyonce Lost 
Her Pants 
Cher’s Back 
At Court
Elephant
In The Room
Is Our Children
Moms’
#FreeBritney
Elephant In The Room
Is Our Sisters
Gone
“Ganesh”
Remover Of 
Obstacles
Dr. Wally
Daddy’s Pilot Mason
Airforce
Hooker
Elephant
In The Room
Is The Mergers
With Brazil
Russia
S.C.O.
Elephant In The Room
Was When
The Little
Russian Giggolo
Cackled 
At Sharon Stone’s
Who-Who
Leg’s 
Wide Open
In “Basic Instinct,”
Rapunzel 
Giggled
Until
She Lost
Custody
Of Her
Kids
Elephant In The
Room
Is Elon Crying
#Rockets Tears
Rape
Extorted
Son Transed
Vivian
Trying To Shake
The Lineage
Karma
By Airforce 
Labs
Nazi Spies
Since Elon’s
Grandpa's Days
But Especially
Trying To Shirk
Errol Musk
And His 
Accomplices
Like
Ben Shaphiro 
On Parody
Rap
Sporting Dog Collars
Spoiled Boys
Can't Fulfill
Woman
Molded Last
Knight Standing
With Neuralink
Robotics
Keep On Singing
Genuine
More Flattering
Eloning
Eternal Love
Forever
Moms 
Peace,
Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 
*Inspired By “Settings By Mona,” XO
**”Thunder From Down Under,” Is Adam Steck's Famous “Vegas” Gay Cabaret. 
*** “The Boyfriend,” Musical My Friends & I We're Trolled At Since M.S.A.E Maharishi School Of The Age Of Enlightenment.)
**** Elon & I are partners on Rewind- and I’m a silent investor on all projects he's involved in due to data crimes by our associates on various corporate/AI/Matchmaking/X/Twitter Cons. They obviously originated on Facebook with political hookers. I'd like to bow out of all US Corporate services and be sovereign when we rebuild for sincere Martians. We're done servicing court hookers- even our beloved BFFS that gingerly sold us and our children on black market. 
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summerstrash · 2 years ago
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Calculating Alex Summers' Next Affair
Look, Alex is my poor little meow meow, my sweet idiot, my precious summer child, the blorbo from my comics, but we all know that he has a History.
I think this comes out of a terror of commitment because nothing committed has ever lasted in his life, mixed with a pathological need to perform heteromasculinity by immediately falling for any woman in distress who claims to need his help, but the fact remains: my man being in a relationship makes it more likely that he's about to hook up in an extra-curricular context.
So, who is it gonna be?
Let's start with the ladies, none of whom are currently likely, since the only women we have confirmed for Dark X-Men so far are Maddie (likely his current GF) and Gimmick (A Literal Teenager), but, nevertheless:
Kwannon — Kwannon is far and away the most likely, because she is the most Alex's type; a troubled, bereaved mother he feels indebted to, who is already in a relationship, and whose body was used in attempted or successful hookups with other members of his family (thanks Betsy). The second someone decides they want drama for John/Kwannon, I fully expect Alex to Fuck Around And Find Out.
Mystique — There's apparently trouble in paradise brewing for Mystique and Destiny, and Alex is a phenomenally useful idiot, something I'm sure Mystique is aware of. She's also a redheaded mother estranged from her son, and she and Alex spent 2020 and early 2021 in parallel quests to resurrect their dead, politically unpersoned lady-loves.
Lorna — I hope he doesn't! I really, really hope he does not!! But they've done it before and all it'll take is someone wanting them to bang again for it to happen. I just don't think that's likely right now.
Selene — This is my long-shot, dark-horse pick, because I think she's the most likely woman to show up in Dark X-Men besides Maddie, based on the book's influences
Mother Righteous — She's on the list because, as the female Sinister clone, there's a strong likelihood of her trying to fuck a Summers brother, and Alex is the Summers brother most likely to get fucked.
Zaladane — Lorna's sister (probably) and a dinosaur witch from the Savage Land. If Steve Foxe wants to playfully hurt Connor Goldsmith, this is probably the best way to do it. Depends, again, on her showing up, and I think that's an extreme long shot.
And now, the gents, because Oh Boy Do We Have Options Here:
Warren — Warren gets the top spot because he's blonde (the only hair color type Alex hasn't banged), he's a rich boy from a significant family (Alex's exes are, barring Annie, exclusively women who are either from significant families, or are rich and/or politically powerful in their own right), he's Bobby's teenage crush, and he deals with non-consensual body mods, a violent dissociative disorder, and will be the Saddest Boy In The Room, probably.
Gambit — Remy is already married, and there is nothing that makes you more likely to fuck Alex Summers than already being in a relationship that's kind of on the rocks. Remy also has the bonus of having been Schrodinger's Summers Brother in the 80s/90s, which I think actually makes Alex more likely to fuck him, not less.
Albert — I know this sounds like a weird third pick, but Albert's a robotic duplicate of Scott's metamour and he hangs out with a little android girl so he has Dad Energy by default. We have a history of Wolverine doubles being gay (Gov Gen Howlett, my beloved), and I just think it would be funny as hell.
Azazel — Kurt's dad, demonically affiliated, and seems appropriate for the situation based on Foxe's influential music. Also, it would be incredibly funny of Alex to Stacy's Mom Kurt in this particular way.
Larry Trask — my dark horse pick among the gentlemen, because he's not currently slated to be in this book, but i think if he's gonna come back, it'll be to join Limbo, and if he does, the likelihood of him and Alex having Homoerotic Tension is extremely high. He is exactly Alex's type.
Anyway, that's my take on who Alex is most likely to cheat on Maddie with, if he and Maddie are currently an item.
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gumnut-logic · 4 years ago
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It became routine. Each ‘morning’ by the clock, he would patrol the perimeter, check the transmitter, check the seals and go over all the jury rigging that kept him alive.
He would explore from time to time, but ever aware of the fragility of his existence, he was restricted as to how far he was willing to go.
As time grew, so did his needs. He discovered ice and greedily harvested it for the three things it could give him – water, fuel and oxygen. He slapped together a tin can with a couple of thrusters scrounged from the doomed Zero-X and slapped a call sign on it. Thunderbird X wasn’t much, but it got him what he needed, darting between the nearby lumps of solar system garbage that ranged from frozen chunks of hydrogen, right up the elemental chain to the absurdity of the lump of gold that threatened to puncture X simply due to the velocity it was travelling at.
So, he managed. He found what he needed and he built. He logged. He explored to keep himself sane and he discovered.
But most of all, he longed.
He had left so much behind, so far away.
At times he would picture his sons in his mind’s eye, just to keep their images fresh.
Little Allie with that dash of golden hair and innocent blue eyes. He counted his schooling years wondering at the report cards he wasn’t seeing, but knowing he was bright, ever so bright, taking after his lovely Lucille.
Thoughts of his wife kept him company to the point that he often wondered if she was there with him, watching over him, keeping him safe.
The time Thunderbird X’s starboard thruster exploded on his return run, sending her into a deadly roll that almost ended in a final farewell to his existence…she was there while his leg mended. There through the pain of resetting and the ache that followed for weeks.
She was in his dreams.
She whispered in the long silences.
But his boys.
Young Gordon, so determined to go to the Olympics, more fish than teenager, he wondered if he had made it. If his brothers and his mother had been able to watch him stand on that podium and represent his country.
He daydreamed he did.
And even if he didn’t, god, he missed his smile. His second youngest son was a ball of mischievous sunshine, even when Jeff had found sand poured into his boots and the time the little brat filled his shower head with blue dye.
When he needed to smile, he thought of his little Gordy.
He harvested what he could from the Zero-X. The ship was never going to fly again, crippled by its unintended plummet into deep space. He had done his best to stabilise her flight as she appeared suddenly surrounded by debris and icy rock. As it was, he had barely managed to set down on the planetoid. The more correct word would have been ‘crashed’ but he had a Lee Taylor drawling in the back of his mind about any landing he could walk away from, yada, yada.
He missed his space buddy and his dry wit like he would miss a limb. It had always been the two of them against the unknown. They’d been there and back, but now, so far away, he wasn’t with him.
But despite that, he forged on.
He tore that pile of scrap metal apart and, from it, made a place to survive.
He could call it a home, but he refused.
Home was an island with his family so many thousands of AU away.
He built.
He crafted.
He survived.
Communications was a priority. He knew the distance. He knew the chances of reaching that tiny blue dot so, so far away.
The transmitter was easy. Most of that equipment had survived intact, but the technology was nowhere near the level of International Rescue. He wrangled what he could out of it and sent a repeating signal.
A vain hope, but hope nonetheless. His boys had the best technology on the planet.
And then he remembered the flight plan of the Calypso.
It didn’t take him long to put together another signal, a hack into Brains’ robot. It was a long shot, but if it worked, his boys could hear him sooner.
So, checking the transmitters became part of the routine. Every day.
Power levels.
He had harnessed the great engines of the ship. She couldn’t fly, but she could generate enough electricity and more for his needs. Thank god.
It was with hope he built the receiver.
This he crafted from scratch with his own knowledge. Between Shadow Alpha, his own training and introducing John to his first radio at age five, he had the skill set.
It was fond memories of his middle boy that accompanied the exercise.
Red hair and turquoise eyes that absorbed every smidgen of information Jeff had been willing to impart. He was the eldest of his boys aiming high enough to follow Jeff into space. Of course, John’s interests were different, drifting in more Lucille’s direction of applied physics and the creation of new systems. John took to digital technologies like Gordon took to water. His longing for space simply led to communications and astro-specialities. Where Jeff was closer to the traditional NASA test pilot type who jumped into a tin can and crossed his fingers that the labcoats knew what they were doing, John was a little of both. Made sense since his mother was one of those labcoats.
Lucille had sent Lee and Jeff to Mars only to welcome him back with a little red-haired boy to carry both of their legacies.
So, when he flicked the on switch on his receiver, it shouldn’t have surprised him that John’s voice was the first sound he heard.
“Calling Zero-X from Thunderbird Five, Colonel Jeff Tracy, do you copy? Please respond.”
It was a recording, repeating over and over, sweeping the universe looking for him. It faded in and out, some times riddled with static, always days out of date, but it was his son.
Some nights he cried.
It didn’t stop as the years passed. It became reassurance that at least part of his legacy still survived, that his sons were still running International Rescue. It got bad enough that at one point he built a second receiver just so he didn’t have to turn that one off to change frequencies.
John’s voice sung in tune to Lucille’s in his head.
The day he discovered the coded entries in the repeating signal, he nearly lost it completely.
His middle son was truly brilliant. Laced into the repetition was a code, an IR code with John’s unique identifier that only his family knew and with the computing power Jeff had salvaged from the wreck, he had just enough to uncover what his boy was sending him.
Words.
Photos.
Stories.
His family in tiny snippets looped into that repeating signal.
“Dad, we know you’re out there somewhere. We miss you. Please know we won’t stop looking and we will find you.”
So stranded millions of miles away from home, every now and again, he would receive a care package from home. Sometimes the signal shattered beyond repair, sometimes interference was so bad John’s voice barely made it. Sometimes the signal went completely dead and Jeff would fret as the solar system realigned itself enough to let that signal through again.
But his blessed John sent such a lifeline that he knew he may not have survived without it.
He even sent his brother’s piano music.
Only a fragment survived the distance, but Jeff clung to the sound of Virgil’s fingers on his mother’s piano.
Thoughts of his second eldest, his gentle artistic soul who bore so much of his beloved Lucille that he hadn’t been able to look at the boy for some time after losing her.
He had so much regret, so much he wanted to make up to his boys. His priorities had seemed so obvious, so clear and so right at the time. But now, stranded with so much time to think, he could only think of what else he could have done.
Perhaps he could have been there for Virgil more. Been there for all of them. He lost his youngest’s teen years, he was becoming a man without his father or his mother.
Virgil had been older. Such a strong boy despite his sensitivities. He had his art and his music, yet he was so determined, the young man had presented his father with his pilot’s license, his engineering degree and stepped into his role in International Rescue without a blink.
He’d seen that expression on Lucy’s face the day she told him she was pregnant with their first. He had immediately flared protectively, claiming she needed to step back on the Mars project.
She had such fire in her eyes when she told him clearly and at length where he could stick it.
Virgil had that same stubborn streak along side his music. He was as tough as the ‘bird he flew.
And when it came to Jeff’s food sources, stubborn had been the key.
The Zero-X had been a prototype. She wasn’t stocked for a long-term mission; her supplies had been minimal and hunger had become a constant companion. There were limits out here as to what could be found, what could be considered edible.
He had done things he never wanted to think about again.
He had daydreamed about his mother’s cooking.
There were times that this one lack of supply nearly did him in.
He had tricks they had used on Mars and on the Moon, but ultimately the human body was tied to Earth’s ecosystem and there were so many limits as to what he could do to emulate it.
The ship’s empty hydroponic racks mocked him, but the daylight lamps were enough to save him.
So, he managed an existence. Meagre and sometimes painful, but stubborn kept him going and the voices from so far away kept him in hope.
And hope was named Scott Tracy. He knew his eldest. Where Virgil was stubborn, Scott was driven. The man would not stop.
Those vivid blue eyes that had at first looked up at him with admiration, and later faced him down with determination and sometimes anger, ever the staunch field commander of International Rescue. Scott was his second. He knew he had depended on him far too much, even from early on after Lucille passed, but the boy had shouldered it all.
He had no doubt Scott was still shouldering it. The boy had such a capacity to love and to bear what he needed to, to get the job done. Scott was the one who had stepped in when Jeff had been unable to be there for whatever reason.
His mother had made a point of making sure Jeff knew exactly what he was putting his children through. Loudly and in detail.
Jeff knew his failures.
And ultimately, he had failed his boys completely and ended up stranded out here.
With his regrets for company.
He existed.
He survived.
He clung to hope.
And then after an eternity the messages changed. John’s voice stopped its loop and switched to direct communication. Everything Thunderbird Five had threw his son’s voice across the void. Where Jeff only had the little transmission power he had, his son’s ‘bird knew how to yell.
His boys had received his SOS.
He cried tears when all five spoke to him from so far away. He couldn’t answer, but god, could he listen. After all those years of Scott yelling at him to listen, his mother yelling the same, he finally was so grateful to hear their voices.
Alan’s had deepened and sounded so confident and sure. Gordon’s smile floated across space and warmed his heart, John, his lifeline, had tears in his voice and Virgil’s deep baritone was sweeter than his music.
And Scott.
The fire in his voice lit up the small confined space Jeff lived in. That determination was there, strong and ever so driven.
His sons were coming to get him.
Hope became reality.
And all he could do was weep.
The care packages increased in frequency and often had a variety of brothers telling him of their progress. The stories varied, but the mission updates all came from Scott, delivered in sharp military terms.
Scott didn’t send stories.
Launch Day was scheduled, but due to the time delay, he found out about the plan at almost the same time his proximity network started screaming at him.
And of course, fate chose that day for his planetoid to fall apart. He had tempted luck too far and it was finally calling due.
His boys moved faster than he expected and he was in Thunderbird X when they arrived. He could not believe he almost missed them…after waiting so, so long.
When he saw Scott fall, his mind stopped and he just moved.
The hand he caught was the first he had touched in over eight years.
Those blue eyes, the same eyes that accused him in the darkness when sleep failed him, now looked up at him in astonishment, widening ever so much.
So full of love that his heart shattered.
His boy.
“Dad?”
“I’ve got you, son.” Hold it together. “Now, what do you say we get out of here?”
-o-o-o-
FIN.
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verobatto · 4 years ago
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Destiel Chronicles
Vol. CXII
It was a love story from the very beginning.
The Righteous Father
(14x05/15x06)
Hello my beloveds! Another meta from Healing!Dean season 14. This is a summary from my original metas from season 14, so I hope I can convey all the concepts for you.
I will talk mostly about Dean's daddy issues and how he will be able to break free about it as he accepts his love for Castiel.
You can check the metas from these two episode following these links: X, X, X, X, X.
Sharing Daddy Issues
"And this episode Logic Nightmares, was about fears... Did you see the woman trying to open the basement door... Darker than night, to see what was in there... In that dark and tenebrous place, and then she was scared him by that "vampire"? And she fell of fear... Well very symbolic bc... imagine Dean trying to open his most darkest room... His lost repressed feeling... But when he tries... He's attacked by his own fears... And he fails Everytime..."
I wrote this in one of my metas. That episode had Dean Winchester saying "Let it go... Like Elsa." It's related to MOVE ON. A topic that will be explored in season 15 with Dean and Castiel after their break up.
'Logic Nightmares' was about fears but also about daddy issues.
The fact that Sasha went to a dark room and found a monster hidden there, is a foreshadow for AUMichael hidden inside of Dean after 14x10 and also, AUMichael spying them though Dean Winchester's eyes. (That's why the reaction of the d'jin in this episode.)
The dialogue between Sasha and Dean in which Sasha were mirroring Dean was very meaningful:
SASHA: My dad wasn't the best person. He was gone all the time working. For us, he said (...)
DEAN: I'm sorry.
SASHA: Mm. That's what everyone says. Except him. Never said it. You want to know what the most ridiculous part is? I worshipped him when I was a kid.
This is Dean talking my friends from the very beginning. His view about hai dad, a man that tried to do his best, but even so, filled with trauma to his son's. And deep inside he was waiting for an apology from John.
And also...
Gif set credit @itsokaysammy
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Dean's baggage is full of GUILT, REGRETS and TRAUMA. And the only one person we saw getting inside that baggage/backpack was Castiel in episode 13x20.
Also, the topic of MOVE ON, will be explored in season 15 after Dean and Castiel's break up.
This episode was full of recalling to John Winchester. It worked as a foreshadow of his next appearence in episode 14x13. The episode in which Sam and Dean will be able to forgive their father and heal.
We saw statues of Saint Mary and Saint Joseph in the crypt representing Mary and John Winchester.
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And a blatant John Winchester mirror in Bobby...
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Okay, let's jump now to episode 14x06... And how it was foreshadowing Dean's choice in episode 14x13.
Dean will choose Castiel
Harper was a Dean mirror, not just because the whole visual elements you can find in the colors of her outfits (she starts wearing red: toxic Dean and ends up wearing green: healing!Dean). But because her relationship with the place where she lived and her toxic bond with the zombie boyfriend.
I realized this episode had a lot of fables references on the wall. That's because we are seeing Dean learning the lesson of his life. Episode 14x04 was about fighting against fears and 14x05 about daddy issues. This episode is about making the right decision and choose your true love.
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This was very important to understand episode 14x13 in which Dean decides between his Father, his past and his present family and Castiel. Of course he picked up Cas.
But, then the monster/toxic masculinity boyfriend came back...
"Once in the library what happened was symbolic too, bc Harper OPENED THE DOOR TO HIS TOXIC PAST AND THIS ZOMBIE GAVE HER THE BOOK AGAIN! I MEAN!! This is Dean coming back all over again to this big issue, embracing him, not letting go. This toxic idea of what a man should be, this toxic idea about NOT TALKING OF THE L WORD AND NOT FEELING IT FOR A MAN!"
Another important book was this one...
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That book talking about laces (bond, profound Bond) and lances (Dean stabbing Castiel in the barn, love at first stab).
The symbolism here is huge and talks about Dean's inner fight.
From this episode I elqboretaed what I thought was THE MOVES and THE TALK. Because Jack was the innocent one here trying to understand about love.
The moves were related with Dean and CAS being glued and the talk is the one we were waiting for, it came as Dean's prayer in Purgatory 2.0 and Castiel's love confession (as a response to that prayer) in episode 15x18.
First of all, remember the place where Dean and Jack arrived for info. There was full of cocks (second meaning). Also two cocks facing each other to both side of Dean's head (AUMichael against Castiel fighting for Dean 🤣).
And do you remember that funny dialogue between the waitress and Dean and Jack.
JACK - What's courting?
DEAN - Hey, it's what you do before you start dating.
JACK - and that's the thing you do before the sex. (Dean and waitress both look at him oddly)
WAITRESS - Sometimes you just have the sex. (and grins)
DEAN - Okay, that's...Who is Harper Sayles?
That's very cute from Dean and Jack. Because both of them are innocent. Innocent love. Because Dean is not the man that hooks up with any waitress anymore. He even turned away the Cock's tail. Like he rejecting the idea. He is so in love with CAS. Jack and Dean's talk will continue when Jack asks him about Harper being in love with the nougat boy, and googly eyes. (Related to Dean and Cas almost continued eye fucking.) And then the last scene....
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Gif credit @mishalocked
This scene was a blatant DEAN IS TALKING ABOUT CAS. DEAN SPEAKS WITH AUTHORITY ABOUT LOVE AND HE EVEN USES THE L WORD HERE. Dean is accepting his romantic love for the angel.
Harper's room was showing a little of Dean's innocent idea about love too. With all the stuffed animals in his room and the big green word AMORE live in Italian.
Another important foreshadow was Harper (this time dressed in green) writing a live letter to Jack, his true love while a love song was playing.
In retrospective, even when I. The letter Harper was chosing Jack over her toxicity, the song playing was a foreshadow of 15x18. I wrote this...
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Sobbing, I think I was right...
To Conclude:
These two episode talked about daddy issues and Dean's inner fight that will end with Dean chosing Castiel and his present life against his toxicity and past.
It was full of foreshafows from season 15.
I hope you liked this summaries. If you wanna read more about these two episodes, please check the links at the beginning of this meta.
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Rick and Morty: A Guide to Every Voice Actor
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The world of Rick and Morty has grown to absurd proportions. The show spans multiple planets, galaxies, timelines, and multiverses, meaning there’s always an opportunity to meet strange new people and creatures. 
As such, Rick and Morty’s voice cast has grown along with the adventures of its titular pair. While co-creator Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, and Sarah Chalke have reliably voiced the central Smith-Sanchez family this entire time, the show also relies on a large crop of other voice actors. Some actors recur while others pop up only a time or two as very special guests. But all contribute to the rich aural tapestry of Adult Swim’s very ambitious animated series. 
Gathered here is a list of (to the best of our knowledge) every voice actor who has popped up on Rick and Morty, who they played, and where you may have heard (or seen) them before. 
Justin Roiland
Rick, Morty, Mr. Meseeks, Mr. Poopybutthole, Mr. Always Wants to Be Hunted
Justin Roiland is not just the co-creator of Rick and Morty but also the vocal engine for how much of the show sounds. Roiland portrays Rick, Morty, Mr. Meseeks, Mr. Poopybutthole, and countless other distinctively voiced characters in the show’s weird world. From the pilot on, Roiland’s tic-filled voice patterns have driven a lot of the humor behind the show. 
Roiland has been an animator and a voice actor for quite a long time, getting involved with his eventual Rick and Morty co-creator Dan Harmon and his Channel 101 imprint back in 2004. There he made Internet-only cult animated series like House of Cosbys, and 2 Girls One Cup: the Show. His voice was previously well known as Earl of Lemongrab (“Unacceptable!!!”) in Adventure Time. 
Chris Parnell
Jerry Smith
Former SNL cast member Chris Parnell has had a prolific career in comedy both as a live-action and voice actor. Parnell is best known for playing Garth Holliday in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dr. Leo Spaceman in 30 Rock, and many more roles in film and television. In the animation world he’s voiced characters on Archer, Robot Chicken, Gravity Falls, and beyond. His voice is often perfect for the “everyman” role and as such he has only been required to embody the sad form of Jerry Smith on Rick and Morty thus far. 
Spencer Grammer
Summer Smith
The daughter of Kelsey Grammar, Spencer Grammar got her start as Casey Carywright on the ABC Family college dramedy Greek. Since then, she has done chiefly live-action work on shows such as CSI, Chicago PD, and Grey’s Anatomy. 
Sarah Chalke
Beth Smith
Canadian actress Sarah Chalke brings two enormous roles from TV comedy’s past to her work on Rick and Morty. At first she was best known as the “second Becky” on ABC sitcom Roseanne. She would then go on to portray Dr. Elliot Reid for nine seasons of the classic Scrubs. Chalke is still chiefly a live-action comedic actress today but has done some more voice work in the past, including on Clone High and American Dad. 
Kari Wahlgren
Jessica, Cynthia, Samantha, Mother Gaia
Kari Wahlgren works extensively as a voice actress for animated movies, TV shows, and video games. As evidenced by her character list above, she is often Rick and Morty’s go-to voice to portray one of Summer’s teenage peers. 
Brandon Johnson
Mr. Goldenfold
Brandon Johnson is a familiar face and voice to Adult Swim audiences. He has previously popped up on NTSF:SD:SUV and American Dad. On Rick and Morty he voices Mr. Goldenfold, who is seemingly the only teacher at Morty and Summer’s school. 
Phil Hendrie
Principal Gene Vagina
Philip Hendrie is best known for hosting The Phil Hendrie Show, a proto-Comedy Bang Bang-esque talk radio show in the 1990s where he portrayed both a fictionalized version of himself and many other wacky characters. He broke into animated voice acting in the late ‘90s, voicing dozens of characters on King of the Hill and popping up in Futurama as well. On Rick and Morty he plays the unfortunately named principal of Morty’s school. 
Ryan Ridley
Frank Palicky, Lighthouse Keeper, Concerto
Ryan Ridley is a writer and producer on Rick and Morty, and like many of the show’s writers is sometimes called upon to lend his voice to a character or two. His best known creation is the Lighthouse Keeper on the Purge planet obsessed with his terrible screenplay. Ridley has also written for Ghosted, Blue Mountain State, and Community. 
Rob Paulsen
Snuffles, Centaur
Rob Paulsen is a legendary voice actor best known for voicing two Ninja Turtles (Raphael and Donatello) and several Animaniacs characters. His filmography is truly impressive and includes the important role of Snuffles the Smith family dog on Rick and Morty.
Jess Harnell
Scary Terry, Ruben
Harnell is another Animaniacs veteran. After voicing Scary Terry and some additional voices in season 1, Harnell has yet to return to Rick and Morty. 
Patricia Lentz
Joyce Smith
Patricia Lentz provides the voice of Jerry’s mom. She’s had a long, impressive career of live-action and voice acting with some highlights including Runaways, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Happy Days. 
Dana Carvey
Leonard Smith
The voice of Jerry’s dad is provided by one of SNL’s better known alums in Dana Carvey. A master impressionist, Carvey was an important figure on SNL during the ‘80s and would go on to star in Wayne’s World, The Master of Disguise, and Trapped in Paradise. Shortly after his SNL career, he hosted The Dana Carvey Show, which did not last long but is notable in TV history for having an incredible cast of writers including Louis C.K. Charlie Kaufman, Jon Glaser, Robert Carlock, and frequent Dan Harmon collaborator Dino Stamatopoulos. 
Echo Kellum
Jacob Philip, Brad, Triple Trunks
“I throw balls far. You want good words? Date a languager.” So sad that we had to leave Brad behind in C-137. Echo Kellum provides the voice of Brad and several other Rick and Morty characters.. Kellum is a UCB grad who has appeared in Key & Peele, Comedy Bang! Bang! and most notably Arrow as Mister Terrific. 
John Oliver
Dr. Xenon Bloom
John Oliver now carries on the legacy of The Daily Show in his superb HBO news series Last Week Tonight. Prior to finding his perfect comedy news niche, Oliver had a lengthy comic acting career starting in his native England and extending into his new home in the U.S. Oliver previously played an important recurring role in Harmon’s Community and pops up just once on Rick and Morty. 
David Cross
Prince Nebulon
David Cross is one of several sketch comedy legends who lent their voice to Rick and Morty as part of their lengthy careers. Cross created and starred in sketch series Mr. Show with Bob and David alongside co-creator Bob Odenkirk (how has he not popped up on Rick and Morty yet?). Since then he’s had a successful stand up career and been a part of some impressive TV ensembles such as Arrested Development. 
Dan Harmon
Birdperson, Kevin, Mr. Marklovitz, Davin, Ice-T, Dr. Glip-Glop, Nimbus
Dan Harmon is the co-creator of Rick and Morty alongside Roiland. The two share a long history going back to the Channel 101 days. While both Roiland and Harmon are skilled storytellers, Harmon has truly delved into the science of story throughout his career. Harmon is best known for creating and showrunning Community, which became an onscreen sensation for fans and an offscreen nuisance for NBC due to Harmon’s at times difficult behavior. On Rick and Morty, Roiland and Harmon deploy Harmon’s deadpan delivery to good use, with him often playing monotone characters like the beloved Birdperson. 
Tom Kenny
King Jellybean, Squanchy, Conroy, Million Ants, Etc.
Tom Kenny is an incredibly successful voice artist who you likely best know as none other than SpongeBob SquarePants. On Rick and Morty, Kenny’s roles are decidedly less wholesome than the sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Kenny was a big factor in season 1 playing King Jellybean and Sqaunchy. He’s popped up sparingly in seasons 2, 3, and 4 as well, most notably as Million Ants of the Vindicators. 
Cassie Steele
Tammy Gueterman, Tricia Lange
Somebody’s gotta play Tammy Gueterman, that traitorous monster. And that “honor” goes to Cassie Steele. Steele’s name is recognizable to Canadian (and some American) audiences due to her role as Manny Santos on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Rick and Morty was her first voice acting role. She will continue her voice acting career as the lead in Disney’s upcoming Raya and the Last Dragon.
Claudia Black
Mar-Sha/Ventriloquiver
Claudia Black has turned up on Rick and Morty twice, once in season 1 and once in season 4. It’s a surprise she hasn’t done so more often as she’s built up quite the voice acting career. After becoming well known in sci-fi series like Farscape and Stargate SG-1, Black continued on into a successful gaming career, providing her voice to Uncharted, Gears of War, and Dragon Age. 
Maurice LaMarche
Morty Jr. Brad Anderson, Abradolf Lincler, Crocubot
Maurice LaMarche’s smooth baritone is quite familiar to many animation fans. LaMarche has voice acted in everything from Animaniacs to Futurama. He’s got a killer Orson Welles impression and that seems to be the starting point for many of his Rick and Morty characters. 
Alfred Molina
Mr. Needful
Many of us know Alfred Molina from his incredibly successful film career in projects like Boogie Nights, Spider-Man 2, and The Da Vinci Code. But Molina has also had quite the career as a voice actor as well. In the past couple decades, Molina has lent his sturdy voice to Rango, Monsters University, Ralph Breaks the Internet, Frozen II, and more. He was clearly a shrewd choice for the Lucifer-like Mr. Needful. It’s a wonder why he hasn’t turned up on Rick and Morty more. 
Richard Fulcher
King Flippy Nips
Richard Fulcher is best known as the unofficial third member of British comedy troupe The Mighty Boosh, though he himself is American. Fulcher wrote and acted in every incarnation of The Mighty Boosh. He has also had a prolific career in comedy acting outside the troupe. As of late, Fulcher has leaned into his voice acting abilities including this sadly one-off role on Rick and Morty as King Flippy Nips, ruler of Pluto. 
Nolan North
Scroopy Noopers, Multiple Others
Nolan North has done extensive videogame work in franchises such as Uncharted, Assassin’s Creed, and the Arkham series. That’s right: the voice of shrimpy Plutonian Scroopy Noopers on Rick and Morty is both Nathan Drake and Desmond Miles. North also voices many other characters in positions of authority for the show. 
Aislinn Paul
Nancy
Aislinn Paul is another Degrassi: The Next Generation alum who has broken into the voice acting world. On Rick and Morty, Paul plays only Nancy, Summer’s nerdy classmate who everyone is always mean to. Hopefully one day there will be justice for Nancy. 
Alejandra Gollas
Lucy
Alejandra Gollas is a bilingual Mexican actress who has acted in films, TV shows, and stage productions for decades. Her only Rick and Morty role was that of creepy Titanic enthusiast Lucy. 
Scott Chernoff
Revolio Clockberg Jr.
Originally referred to as “Gearhead,” Revolio Clockberg Jr. is one of Rick and Morty’s most recognizable recurring characters. Embodying this important role is veteran voice actor and TV writer Scott Chernoff. Chernoff has lent his voice to dozens of animated properties and has even written for many successful comedies including BoJack Horseman, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, and School of Rock. He is one of many Channel 101 veterans involved in Rick and Morty and pitches in with some other background voices on the show here and there. 
Keegan-Michael Key
Schleemypants
Keegan-Michael Key is likely best known as half of the ultra successful sketch comedy duo Key & Peele. (Wonder whatever happened to the other guy!) Key has had an enormously successful career as a comedic actor on television. On Rick and Morty he plays testicle-looking time cop Schleemypants. 
Jordan Peele
Second Fourth-Dimensional Being
Oh, here’s Peele! Schleemypants’ unnamed partner is the only character Peele has played on Rick and Morty. 
Jemaine Clement
Fart
New Zealand comedic actor Jemaine Clement is best known for being half of the Grammy award-winning comedic musical act Flight of the Conchords alongside Bret McKenzie. Clement has also worked extensively with fellow Kiwi Taika Waititi to produce recent classics like What We Do in the Shadows. His deadpan delivery was a perfect choice monotone gaseous being “Fart.”
Andy Daly
Krombopulos Michael
Krombopulos Michael is Rick and Morty’s Boba Fett: he looks cool but ultimately does nothing. Playing K.M. was one of the most sought-of “character voice actors” in the industry. Daly’s cheerful everyman delivery has proven useful on dozens of comedy shows across the entertainment landscape. Perhaps best known for his starring vehicle Review with Forest MacNeil, Daly has also lent his voice to series such as Harley Quinn, Bob’s Burgers, and Big Mouth. He can also be heard as a crucial role on Roiland’s Solar Opposites. 
Christina Hendricks
Unity
Christina Hendricks is best known for her role as Joan Holloway on Mad Men. In addition to that, however, she’s appeared in quite a few genre films and shows like Firefly, Life, and The Neon Demon. Hendricks has done some voice work here and there and her only role on Rick and Morty to date is assimilation expert and one-time Rick Sanchez paramour Unity. 
Patton Oswalt
Beta-Seven
Patton Oswalt is basically the dark matter of the comedy universe. He and his voice turn up just about everywhere. Perhaps his best known voice acting role is that of lead character Remy in Ratatouille. On Rick and Morty he has played only Beta-Seven thus far and is surely due for some more appearances. 
Keith David
The President
Even if you’ve never heard of Keith David, you have surely heard his voice. An unmistakable baritone with gravitas, David has leant that voice to projects such as Gargoyles, Halo, and Spawn. David has worked with Harmon before on the final season of Community. Surely, there is no better voice for Rick and Morty’s unnamed President…or its Reverse Giraffe.
Kurtwood Smith
General Nathan
Not sure if you recognize Kurtwood Smith’s voice? You would if he called you a dumbass. Yes, Smith is best known to TV audiences as Eric Forman’s ornery dad Red on That ‘70s Show. He provides that same ornery spirit to the role of General Nathan on Rick and Morty in “Get Schwifty.” 
Stephen Colbert
Zeep Xanflorp
Stephen Colbert is of course a longtime comedic actor, host of The Colbert Report, and now host of The Late Show on CBS. The Late Show understandably takes up most of his time nowadays but he was nice enough to portray the intelligent alien living inside Rick’s flying saucer’s Miniverse battery. 
Nathan Fielder
Kyle
“The Ricks Must Be Crazy” has quite the star power among its voice cast. In addition to Colbert’s Zeep, the episode also introduces another Microverse populated by Kyle. Kyle is played by Nathan For You’s cringe comedy maestro Nathan Fielder. 
Jim Rash
Glaxo Slimslom
Jim Rash is another frequent Dan Harmon collaborator, best known for his role as Dean Pelton on Community. Rash is an accomplished comedic actor and an Oscar award-winning screenwriter. He’s the perfect choice to play alien couples counselor Glaxo. 
Matt Besser
Fungo
Matt Besser is an improv comedy specialist who is a founding member of the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy troupe. Over his long career, he’s appeared in just about everything. On Rick and Morty he portrays alien diplomat Fungo, who tries to convince Jerry to donate his penis to Shrimply Pibbles. 
Werner Herzog
Shrimply Pibbles
Werner Herzog might be the strangest inclusion in the Rick and Morty voice canon. Herzog is a towering figure in the cinema world as a director, screenwriter, documentarian, and occasional actor. His German accent and generally serious and pessimistic disposition has made him a natural target for comedies looking to inject a bit of weird humor into the proceedings. 
Chelsea Kane
Arthricia
Chelsea Kane has appeared in several TV series targeted to tween audiences like Disney Channel’s Jonas and Freeform’s Baby Daddy. Her brief role as the Purge planet’s Arthricia was a jumping off point to try more voice actor roles on shows like Hot Streets, Regular Show, and DC Super Hero Girls. 
James Callis and Tricia Helfer
Pat and Donna Gueterman
James Callis and Tricia Helfer portray the parents of double-agent Tammy Gueterman for a very specific reason. Callis and Helfer are best known for their roles on Syfy’s classic series Battlestar Galactica, with Callis playing brilliant scientist (and traitor to humanity) Gaius Baltar and Helfer playing Cylon model Number 6. Pat and Donna Gueterman on Rick and Morty look just like the actors playing them, which should have been our first clue that something is amiss.
Nathan Fillion
Cornvelious Daniel
Who is Nathan Fillion if not nerd culture’s best friend? Fillion came into prominence by playing Captain Mal Reynolds on Joss Whedon’s beloved Firefly. Since then Fillion has had a solid career on shows like Castle and The Rookie. In his spare time, however, he provides his voice to animated series like Rick and Morty and Big Mouth, often playing a thinly-veiled version of himself. Cornvelious Daniel is notable for being the first character onscreen in Rick and Morty to enjoy that sweet, sweet McDonald’s Szechuan sauce. 
Tony Hale
Eli
Tony Hale won two Emmys for playing the Vice President’s bagman Gary Walsh on Veep. Before that he was the youngest Bluth child, Buster, on Arrested Development. As of late, however, he’s getting more into the voice acting scene. You (or your kids) may best know him as the beloved Forky in Toy Story 4. But prior to that, he popped up as a cheery Mad Max-style biker named Eli on Rick and Morty. 
Joel McHale
Hemorrhage
Joel McHale is, of course, another Community alum. He played lead character Jeff Winger on Harmon’s old NBC series. In addition to that, McHale has had a lengthy career in comedy, having hosted The Soup and Netflix’s recent Tiger King special. He was also a tight end of the University of Washington football team but that’s neither here nor there. He voices bucket-wearing post-apocalyptic warlord Hemorrhage on Rick and Morty.
Susan Sarandon
Dr. Wong
Perhaps no character on Rick and Morty has delved deeper into Rick’s psyche than Smith-family psychologist Dr. Wong. Lending her voice to Dr. Wong in the infamous “Pickle Rick” episode is legendary actress Susan Sarandon a.k.a the Louise in Thelma and Louise. 
Peter Serafinowicz
Agency Director
Peter Serafinowicz is a British comedian and actor who used his role voicing Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace as a launching pad to befriend some truly talented creators and get some truly fascinating roles. Serafinowicz has popped up in Shaun of the Dead, Guardians of the Galaxy, Parks and Recreation, and more. He also portrayed the titular Tick in Amazon’s The Tick. His role in Rick and Morty is briefly that of a Russian villain agency director who tries to take down the ever-elusive Pickle Rick. 
Danny Trejo
Jaguar
“Pickle Rick” really has quite the impressive guest voice cast. Danny Trejo joins Peter Serafinowicz and Susan Sarandon in lending his voice to this episode. Trejo plays Rick’s loose canon action hero ally, Jaguar. Outside of Rick and Morty, Danny Trejo may be one of the most recognizable faces in entertainment. A frequent collaborator of Robert Rodriguez, Trejo has leveraged his fascinating upbringing and tough guy appearance into countless roles. 
Gillian Jacobs
Supernova
Another Community alum! Superhero team The Vindicators requires a lot of guest voice talent and clearly Dan Harmon knew one place to turn. Jacobs played Britta on Community (she’s the worst). The Pittsburgh-born actress has also appeared in Girls, Don’t Think Twice, and Ibiza. 
Christian Slater
Vance Maximus
Christian Slater is a big get for Vindicators leader Vance Maximus. While he’s best known to modern audiences as the titular Mr. Robot in Mr. Robot, Slater got his start as an actor with popular roles in movies like Heathers, Interview with the Vampire, and Broken Arrow. Slater has had a fruitful voice acting career as well, having previously played “Slater” in Archer. 
Lance Reddick
Alan Rails
Alan Rails is another one of the hallowed Vindicators crime-fighting team. Playing the ghost train-summoner is Lance Reddick. Reddick has been a mainstay on television for decades, turning up in Oz, Fringe, Lost, and more. Most notably he played Cedric Daniels for the entirety of The Wire’s run. 
Logic
Logic
Logic is one of the few Rick and Morty guest stars who gets to be an animated version of himself.  This Maryland-based rapper has released five successful albums and enlisted Rick and Morty to help promote his sixth mixtape Bobby Tarantino II. 
Clancy Brown
Risotto Groupon, Story Train passenger
Talk about a guy with a commanding voice. Clancy Brown has been a successful actor for a long time, going back to his roles in Highlander, The Shawshank Redemption, and Lost. He’s undoubtedly best known to animation fans, however, as the voice of stingy Krusty Krab owner Mr. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants. On Rick and Morty, he’s played alien restaurant manager Risotto Groupon and a Story Train passenger in season 4’s “Never Ricking Morty.” 
Thomas Middleditch
Tommy Lipnip
Thomas Middleditch is likely best known to television audiences as overmatched tech tycoon Richard Hendrix on HBO’s Silicon Valley. That’s just the tip of the iceberg for Middleditch’s comedy career. The prolific improviser played Tommy Lipnip in Rick and Morty and must have impressed Justin Roiland enough to give him a lead role on his Hulu comedy Solar Opposites. 
John DiMaggio
Multiple Minor Roles (Death Stalker, Leader, Knight, etc.)
John DiMaggio is an incredibly busy voice actor. If you’ve ever enjoyed an animated comedy, there’s a good chance DiMaggio contributed his voice to it. His best known roles include Bender on Futurama, Jake the Dog on Adventure Time, and Scotsman on Samurai Jack. 
Sherri Shepherd
Judge
Sherri Shepherd is an actress, comedian, and TV personality best known for being a co-host on The View for seven years. Since then she’s turned up as an actress or talking head on many shows and lent her voice to portray a judge that deals with Morty in the season 4 premiere. 
Sam Neill
Monogatron Leader
In addition to having one of the best Twitter accounts in the world, Sam Neill is also an actor best known for playing Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park III. The New Zealander has continued to work quite a bit in recent years, turning up in Thor: Ragnarok and Peaky Blinders. On Rick and Morty he plays the leader of the  Monogatron alien race in “The Old Man and the Seat.”
Taika Waititi
Glootie
Playing another Monogatron, this one named Glootie, is New Zealand actor/director Taika Waititi. Waititi got his start in the New Zealand comedy scene alongside other Rick and Morty guest star Jermaine Clement. Since then he has only gone on to become one of the most in-demand filmmakers on the planet. Waititi is behind Thor: Ragnarok, JoJo Rabbit, and an upcoming Star Wars film. 
Kathleen Turner
Monogatron Queen
Kathleen Turner is what you would call a “get” for Rick and Morty. Turner has won two Golden Globe awards and been nominated for an Oscar and several Tony awards. She is best known for her roles in ‘80s movies Romancing the Stone, Prizzi’s Honor, and The War of the Roses. Turner has also been working as a voice actress since the ‘80s, voicing Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and going on to act in The Simpsons and King of the Hill as well. 
Jeffrey Wright
Tony
Jeffrey Wright is no stranger to sci-fi, having toiled away as sad robot Bernard on Westworld for three seasons. Wright got three-quarters of a way to an EGOT in one role by playing Belize in Angels in America. Since then he’s acted in several Daniel Craig Bond films, Boardwalk Empire, and The Hunger Games. On Rick and Morty he plays the role of an alien who vexes Rick into an existential crisis by continuing to use his private toilet. 
Elon Musk
Elon Tusk
Elon Musk is a South African/Canadian/American engineer and industrialist who serves as the founder and CEO of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla, along with numerous other ventures. Presumably he did not call anyone behind the scenes of Rick and Morty a pedophile but you never know. 
Justin Theroux
Miles Knightley
Justin Theroux has had quite the career in Hollywood. He first came to prominence acting in the David Lynch films Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. He then continued to appear in major films while also writing some for good measure like Tropic Thunder, Iron Man 2, and Rock of Ages. On television he played Kevin Garvey in HBO’s The Leftovers. For Rick and Morty, he played the role of “heist artist” Miles Knightly in “One Crew Over the Crewcoo’s Morty.” You son of a bitch, I’m in. 
Pamela Adlon
Angie Flint
Pamela Adlon is the rare case of an actor who was first best-known for voice work breaking into the live-action arena in a big way. Adlon is best known for giving voice to Bobby Hill on King of the Hill, while also voice acting in other animated projects like Recess, and 101 Dalmatians: The Series. A longtime collaborator of Louis C.K. (though not so much anymore), Adlon appeared on FX’s Louie and got a well-received FX show of her own, Better Things. On Rick and Morty, Adlon portrays Angie Flint – a lock-picker who Rick recruits to his heist team.
Matthew Broderick
Talking Cat
Matthew Broderick is a longtime stage, film, and television actor best known for his roles on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, WarGames, The Producers, and much more. Most recently he turned up on Netflix’s sadly-departed post-apocalyptic comedy Daybreak. On Rick and Morty, Broderick plays a Talking Cat with a secret so heinous it will drive anyone to near insanity. 
Liam Cunningham
Balthromaw
To portray the voice of a wizened dragon, Rick and Morty turned to an actor best known for a series filled with them. The Irish actor Liam Cunningham is known to most people as Ser Davos Seaworth from Game of Thrones. Though not usually a voice actor he must have enjoyed his role on Rick and Morty as he turns up again briefly in Roiland’s Solar Opposites. 
Phil LaMarr
Multiple Minor Roles
The first two things most people (and by most people I mean me) think of when they think of Phil Lamarr are his time on Mad TV and the moment his head explodes on Pulp Fiction. But aside from sketch comedy and head explosions, LaMarr has had a remarkable voice acting career. He portrayed the title character in Samurai Jack while also providing his voice to Justice League, Static Shock, and countless video games. It’s surprisingly hard to figure out what voices Phil LaMarr plays on Rick and Morty but given his talents it’s certain to be quite a few.
Christopher Meloni
Jesus
When Rick and Morty briefly presented the savior of mankind in season 4’s sixth episode, surely there was only one choice to play him. Christopher Meloni has had one of the more fascinating careers in entertainment. After playing the deadly serious role of Elliot Stabler on Law and Order: SVU for years, Meloni has re-embraced his comedic side in projects like Happy!, Harley Quinn, while reprising his role in the Wet Hot American Summer franchise.
Paul Giamatti
Story Lord
Paul Giamatti once joked in a late night talk show interview that his role in any given heist or action movie would be the guy wearing a headset in a van, typing on a computer, and telling the hero to “get out of there, man!” He has since parlayed that character actor sensibility into a remarkable, multi-award-winning career. Giamatti is best known recently for portraying Chuck Rhoades on Billions and producing AMC’s Lodge 49. Prior to that he played lead roles in American Splendor, HBO’s John Adams, and much more. The guy has a good handle on stories and therefore makes perfect sense as Rick and Morty’s Story Lord. 
Alan Tudyk
Chris, Observant Glorzo, Multiple Minor Roles
Alan Tudyk is a nerd culture mainstay. Very few comic-cons come and go without Tudyk involved in at least one project presenting within them. Tudyk has played Hoban “Wash” Washburne on Firefly and its spinoff movie Serenity, Mr. Nobody on Doom Patrol, and many more beloved characters. His live-action appearances are just the tip of the nerd iceberg, however, with Tudyk providing his voice to everything from Solo: A Star Wars Story (K-2SO) to Harley Quinn (Clayface/The Joker). On Rick and Morty, Tudyk plays several unnamed characters. 
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Rob Schrab
God
Rob Schrab is a Channel 101 veteran and longtime Harmon collaborator. Schrab is best known for his work as a director of projects like Monster House, Community, Parks and Recreation, and more. On Rick and Morty he plays none other than God…or at least the Zeus-like god of a remote planet. 
Jim Gaffigan
Hoovy
Jim Gaffigan is a wildly successful standup comedian who co-created and starred in a TV show about his life for TV Land called The Jim Gaffigan Show. While he’s appeared sparingly in films, of late he’s dabbled in voice acting, lending his voice to Hotel Transylvania 3, Playmobil: The Movie, and Luca. His kindly Midwestern accent lends itself nicely to the helpful but doomed Hoovy on Rick and Morty.
Planetina
Alison Brie
Five seasons in and Rick and Morty is still finding old friends from Community to make their debut. Alison Brie played Annie Edison on Dan Harmon’s classic series. Since then she’s become quite the star, serving as a lead on GLOW and voice acting in BoJack Horseman and The Lego Movie 2. She even provided the voice of Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow in the video game Marvel Avengers Academy.
Steve Buscemi
Eddie
Steve Buscemi is a prolific and talented character actor known for his classic roles in Fargo, Reservoir Dogs, The Sopranos, and more. That he plays such a relatively minor role on Rick and Morty suggests that he might be a fan of the show and just wanted to stop by and say hey. Buscemi is also notable for being a New York firefighter prior to his acting life.
Christina Ricci
Princess Ponietta
Once known as a talented child actor, Christina Ricci has continued her creative work into adulthood. The actress has starred in films like Speed Racer, Black Snake Moan, and the upcoming fourth Matrix movie. Bless her for dropping by Rick and Morty only to play an CHUD horse-person princess pregnant with Rick’s heir.
Kyle Mooney
Blazen
Kyle Mooney is an SNL cast member and writer who specializes in offbeat characters and sketches. He also wrote and starred in 2017’s Brigsby Bear. His role hasn’t been officially confirmed on Rick and Morty yet but it seems as though he voices the Mortal Kombat-esque faux badass Blazen.
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#ShipWars by mattzerella-sticks (ao3)
Zatanna Zatara expected date night with Kara would be uneventful. Chat about their days, enjoy some delicious treats at Sweet Justice, and soak up as much love as she could from her girlfriend like Kara does with the sun. However all these expectations explode into glitter when they run into Oliver Queen and his boyfriend, Carter. The boys chose Sweet Justice as their destination for date night, too.
Can Zatanna and Oliver work through a simple ceasefire, or will their competitive natures overtake their dates?
Zatanna hooked her arm comfortably in the crook of Kara’s elbow, leaning into her as the chill winds of early winter breezed past. She felt a shiver roll through her all while her girlfriend chuckled.
“Y’know,” Kara said, “you’d be less cold if you wore an actual jacket.”
Scoffing, Zatanna cuddled further into Kara’s warmth. “Please,” she said, “it might not be functional but it’s the height of fashion! I should know, I’m great friends with the designer.” Zatanna ran a hand down her jacket, the purple fabric shimmering under the street lamps. “Besides,” she continued, “you love it when I use you as my personal heater.”
“I like it when you’re close to me,” Kara rolled her eyes, “don’t confuse the two.”
“You’re the one who absorbs sunlight like a solar panel, not me.”
Zatanna carried on, then, filling Kara in on her day. They’ve been too busy to meet up until now for their date. Schedules packed despite the tempting laziness a Saturday offered. Kara stuck helping her cousin as his bodyguard. Not to aid him in crises, instead relegated to distracting Hal Jordan long enough for Clark to make his escape.
“Why doesn’t he just tell Hal he’s not interested?” Zatanna asked when Kara finished explaining how Hal tried convincing Kara to put in a good word for him with tickets to Homecoming.
Kara smirked. “Because he loves the attention, even though he won’t admit it. If Hal cooled it a bit with the hero worship I think Clark would take him seriously… if he can survive Star Sapphire, that is.” They laughed, imagining Carol and her violet ring chasing Clark around the city.
Zatanna’s day wasn’t as irritating as Kara’s, thankfully. Except with her dad not trapped in meetings or rehearsal meant double the stress. John Zatara used his free day to push Zatanna past her magical limits that nearly broke her wand in the process. “If I didn’t notice the clock I wouldn’t have had time to get ready for tonight,” she sighed, “I’d be with him practicing palindromes until morning!”
“Palindromes?”
“Sentences that mean the same thing forwards and backwards,” Zatanna said, “he thinks that the better I am with them the quicker I can think on my feet in case something unexpected happens in an act. Or… in our case, fighting evil. Thankfully he understands how important my social life is…” She grinned, pecking Kara’s cheek. “He says hi, by the way, and expects me home by ten.”
Kara pulled Zatanna closer. “Well, there goes my plans to take you to the Lazarus Pit for a special midnight concert.”
“I know for a fact they’re closed tonight for renovations after someone moshed too hard in their pits.” Sheepishly rubbing her neck, Kara fought against the blush climbing across her face. Zatanna pressed another kiss to Kara’s cheek, smiling against the skin there.
“Not my fault the Black Canaries are awesome ,” she said, glancing down at Zatanna with an arched brow, “Why were you even checking in the first place?”
“Because I’m not taking any chances like last time.”
It was one of their first dates. They were fighting against robots from a recently ungrounded Lena Luthor, and Kara bet she could beat more of them. Winner chose where they went out on Friday. Zatanna wanted to win and finally show Kara how fantastic a spa could be. Except Kara won by snatching the controller from Lena’s hands and pressing the self-destruct button. She was played , and forced to attend a deafening performance from a Scottish screamer. While watching Kara in her element was delightful, Zatanna’s hearing suffered and she missed a handful of cues for her and her father’s act the following day. Now she checked the club’s social pages on date nights to ensure Kara wouldn’t try dragging her to another show.
“Fine,” Kara sighed, “I guess we’ll have to stick with Sweet Justice, then. Is that okay with you?”
“Sounds perfect .” The pink and yellow neon beckoned them closer, Zatanna vibrating with excitement. “Hot cocoa and chocolate chip cookies is exactly what I was craving.” She reached out for the handle and wrapped her hand around the cold brass. Before she can pull, however, another hand covered hers.
“Why, Zatanna Zatara ... fancy running into you here, isn’t it?”
Another tremor wracked her body, the cause this time being the boy across from her in the brown leather jacket and ridiculous green ascot. A burning anger erupted in her stomach that spread to her head, flames caught on the grey matter when their eyes met.
She glared, “ Oliver . What are you doing here?”
“For the same reason as everyone else, I suppose,” he said, an imitation of a smile plastered on his face, “to enjoy some delightful treats safe from the frigid weather with my gorgeous boyfriend.” Oliver gestured to the other boy with him, Carter standing behind with a friendly gleam in his hard gaze. His hands were tucked deep in the pockets of his golden jacket and dark hair hidden under a similarly colored hat.
“What a coincidence,” Zatanna mirrored Oliver’s expression, “I had the same idea. Me and my stupendously beautiful girlfriend, Kara , thought that Sweet Justice would be a great place to be alone together .”
“I think the cold might be getting to you, dear,” Oliver huffed, “there were a lot of contradictions in that statement...”
Her smile fell in the same instant his did. They stood with their hands on the handle, neither willing to budge an inch in a sign of defeat.
Kara perked up beside Zatanna. “Hey Carter, how’s it hangin’?”
Carter shrugged, smirking. “Doin’ okay. Shoulder hurts though, think I landed on it wrong during flight training.”
“That sucks. Think you’ll be fine in case of an emergency?”
“Probably feel better in the morning, nothing serious-”
“And what’s not helping his shoulder injury,” Oliver cut in, dragging Carter closer to him, “is standing outside in the cold! He needs the warm comforts of baked goods!”
Zatanna grimaced, squinting at him. “Really? I heard of icing an injury but I don’t think they meant with frosting,” she said through clenched teeth, “Better Carter go home and rest, you two can come by any other night.”
“But it’s so perfect tonight,” Oliver insisted, squeezing her hand tighter, “as long as he doesn’t overexert himself he’ll be fine. Which is why I was going to feed him bites of his favorite cake to aid in his recovery!” He stepped closer, voice rising. Zatanna matched his bluff, making sure there was barely an inch of space between them. Then she racked her brain for a quick spell she could fire off to send Oliver crying home to his mansion.
“Woah, there,” Kara squeezed between them, prying them apart, “let’s cool it you two, I’d rather not get into a fight - which, coming from me, is saying a lot.”
Zatanna turned to face her girlfriend’s soft, pleading stare and found the burn churning within her slowly doused. She deflated for a moment only to straighten and addressed Oliver. “It’s a large space,” she said, “we can share.”
Oliver mulled it over. A tug at his wrist and a stern frown from Carter broke his resolve. “Agreed. We’ll sit at opposite ends if we have to.”
“Good.” She opened the door finally, gesturing to them. “Please, I insist you enter first. Age before beauty, as they say.”
“You’re lucky I’m going to let that slide,” he hissed, following Carter into Sweet Justice. Zatanna attempted to gloat, only for the smug expression to fall when Kara ushered her inside. They didn’t get far, though, Zatanna slamming into Oliver’s back.
“Hey,” she said, “why’d you stop?”
“There seems to be a… problem,” Oliver said, jerking a thumb behind him. Zatanna peeked behind him and understood what he meant.
Sweet Justice overflowed with customers, teens like them hanging out and enjoying the treats the store offered. She jumped from table to table, searching for an empty one. Even the bar had a person on every stool. There was a booth near the back, unfortunately Zatanna found it the only unoccupied part of the shop.
“Or actually,” Oliver continued, smirking, “a problem for you . Since Carter and I were here first - really, thank you for letting us in ahead of you - that booth rightfully belongs to… us .”
Zatanna growled, rounding on Oliver. “Oh no! Technically Kara and I were here first! My hand touched the door handle!”
Oliver tutted and crossed his arms over his chest, reminding Zatanna of every tutor she had growing up on tour with her father. It only served to stoke the fires of her anger more, resurging after the initial snuff. “That argument wouldn’t hold up in court much less here.”
“Oh yeah?” she said, “I’m willing to take this to court if you are!”
“I wouldn’t bother - my family’s lawyers could easily settle this with your family’s lawyers without ever needing a judge to get involved. Only to save your legal team the public embarrassment...”
“As if! Our lawyers were able to litigate against the Luthors when they stiffed us after a birthday party. Compared to the team we faced then, your retainer is like your facial hair - small and pathetic.”
Oliver gasped, petting his chin. “How dare you insult my goatee! It’s not pathetic, it’s stylish .”
Zatanna flipped her hair, smirking. “Please… you clearly don’t know anything about style. Otherwise you’d lose the ascot.”
He shrieked again, one hand moving from his goatee to his beloved ascot. “I will not allow you to ruin our date night,” Oliver said, stomping his foot, “Carter and I are going to order our desserts, and then we are going to sit in that booth. You and your girlfriend can do whatever you want as long as it’s not within this establishment.”
“Is that so?” she asked, tapping her foot rhythmically on the linoleum. Zatanna glanced over at the counter, an idea coming to mind. Grinning, she took a step away from Oliver. “Well… not if we get there first!”
She dashed towards the counter while ignoring the undignified huff behind her. Zatanna leapt into an open space and startled an already distracted Barry, cell phone perched between his ear and shoulder. “Two hot cocoas - extra whipped cream, extra cinnamon - and a half-dozen double chocolate chip cookies please!”
Oliver barged in after her, shoulder pressed hard against hers. “Two slices of cake - one red velvet, the other devil’s food - with generous helpings of whipped cream please, and tea with lemon! Please!”
“I ordered first Barry,” Zatanna growled, shoving at Oliver’s face, “serve me!”
“The bond of brotherhood, Barry,” he reminded the other boy, “deliver my order before hers !”
Barry’s eyes spun darting back and forth between them. As their voices grew and their behavior became more raucous, Zatanna felt a sense of shame building in the back of her mind. The whole building seemed to stare at them making fools of each other. She ignored all of this, though, and shoved her boot in Oliver’s stomach. However Zatanna couldn’t do the same for the force tugging her by her jacket cowl.
Kara held her tightly, a bored expression painted across her face. Carter did the same with Oliver, the smaller boy still kicking in his arms.
“Barry!” Oliver carried on, “if you bring us ours first I’ll tip you as handsomely as my boyfriend!”
“No!” Zatanna said, “I’m a better tipper!”
Barry’s face fell, darkening. He slammed his hands on the counter, “ Enough !” She and Oliver lost their voices - too stunned by the irritation laced within their normally cheerful friend. In the silence a tinny voice warbled. Sighing, Barry directed his attention to his phone. “No, Hal, not you. I’m a little busy can we - can we just pause for a sec? ...Okay.” Glancing between the couples he asked, “Why are you two acting like this… this time ?”
Zatanna answered. “Oliver was trying to steal our booth -”
“Your booth?” he gasped, “That booth rightfully belonged to Carter and I !”
“You’re fighting over a booth ?” Barry scoffed, pouting, “It’s a booth . Booths can fit four people… share .”
“Share?” Both Zatanna and Oliver cried, and then glared for the unexpected echo.
“It’s either that or no one gets the booth,” Barry told them, “I’m already busy enough as it is so answer quickly.” Then, to his phone, “Hal… this is the fourth time you’ve called me about Big Blue. You’re as obsessed with him as much as Carol is with you. ...No, I won’t take that back!”
Kara let go of Zatanna, frowning. “I’m not in the mood to find another spot for our date,” she told her, “so are you and Oliver gonna play nice or what?”
Zatanna huffed, crossing her arms. Unfortunately her girlfriend didn’t let up, and the guilt burned like her heat vision. Sighing, Zatanna faced an equally chewed out Oliver. “I guess we can share for tonight…”
“I agree,” he said, puffing his chest forward “a double date it shall be!”
She groaned, dragging her hand down her face. While spending an evening with an insufferable jerk like Oliver wasn’t exactly how she pictured tonight, it was better than if they were thrown from the establishment and Kara flew home in a bad mood. Zatanna could swallow her pride for an hour or two, no matter how large it may be.
“Barry,” Zatanna said, calmer now, “do you remember our orders?” He nodded, serving ice cream to a small child with their parent. “Good, we’ll be at the booth, then.”
They walked over and each couple slid into one of the vinyl booth cushions. Kara spread her legs comfortably, laying one arm against the back of the booth in invitation. Zatanna curled against her happily.
Oliver yawned, drawing her attention away from Kara. He relaxed into Carter, nuzzling against his chest. Peeking one eye open, Oliver raised a brow at Zatanna as a non-verbal raise. She squinted, tamping down the urge to meet his challenge.
While she wanted to give Kara an enjoyable night the habit of overshadowing Oliver bubbled within like a horribly shaken can of soda.
It was awful when they were competing to prove who was the most talented performer and only became worse when they entered into relationships. Now it wasn’t satisfying in confirming their talent but also showing off their significant others so everyone knew who had snagged the best catch.
Thinking back Zatanna would say this contest began in the library during a free period. She and Kara were studying for an exam they would have later on in the day, Zatanna quizzing her girlfriend on different chemicals and their attributes. After spouting off all she knew about Krypton - along with some extra tidbits - Zatanna threw her notebook in the air and kissed her cheek. “You’re going to do so well on this quiz Kara!” she whispered, “and when you get an A I can parade you around school so everyone knows how much of a genius you are!”
If they were anywhere else Zatanna might not have heard the scoff. But due to the reigning quiet in the library it stood out easily. Her smile fell and she whipped around to see who made the offensive sound.
Oliver tipped his chair as far as it could go, resting his feet on the table next to them. Carter sat to his right focused on his book.
“You have something to say, Oliver?” she asked.
“Why yes I do,” Oliver said, “I find it funny is all... that you would try and celebrate  your girlfriend for that when everyone already knows how smart my boyfriend is.” Carter glanced up from his book with a blush. “On the Honor Roll, exemplary tutor, President of the Archaeology club and the Oliver Queen fan club-”
“I’d say that last one would count as a mark against his intelligence,” Zatanna smirked, “and his taste .”
He nearly upended from his seat. Righting himself, Oliver glared at Zatanna and she matched his fury.
“My boyfriend is the best!”
“No,” Zatanna huffed, “my girlfriend is! She’s like the sun, so radiant, brings joy wherever she shines, and hot - she makes everything better!”
“Well Carter’s better than the sun! He is like - like - like the moon ! Mysterious, magnificent, and beautiful !”
“Ha! We all know the moon’s just a sad reflection of the sun! ”
Oliver gasped, slamming his hands on the table. “You take that back! Carter is the best person in the entire world!”
“No!” Zatanna argued, voice rising to Oliver’s level, “Kara’s the best person in this galaxy !”
“Carter’s had past lives better than the one Kara lives now!”
“Sorry to trash his past lives, but she only needs to do well in the one !”
A heavy book slammed, disrupting them. The librarian scowled their way, tapping her sharp nails on the cover of the dropped book. Without speaking she pointed towards the door. All four of them shuffled out of the library, Zatanna and Oliver still simmering and their feud far from over.
They went above and beyond in further installments of their competition. Once when Oliver bought Carter a book, Zatanna gifted Kara a guitar and it ended with both of them getting their credit cards revoked for a month after an incredible shopping spree. And another memorable moment was during lunch one afternoon when Zatanna posted a cute picture of her and Kara that accrued over one hundred likes. Only Oliver posted one of him and Carter that garnered more than theirs. Unacceptable . This led to her and Oliver taking different pictures with their partners in a variety of places and, ultimately, being sent to detention for sneaking into the principal’s office because at one in the afternoon the light from the window was perfect.
Every time they fell into one of their stubborn, competitive streaks both she and Oliver rode a short high and suffered in the long run.
But then Barry dropped off their orders. He placed the plates and mugs on their table all the while chatting with Hal. “If you’re only going to cry if I tell you Superman doesn’t think you’re handsome than how can you trust my answer is really genuine? No, no - don’t!” Barry sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Frowning, he looked at the group. “If you need anything else just wave, I’ll spot you.” Walking away they heard him mutter, “I was talking to customers… Because it’s my job and I’m at work , Hal!”
Oliver reached for his fork. Instead of spearing a bite from the devil’s food cake in front of him, he took from the red velvet and guided it towards Carter’s mouth. “You sit tight Carter,” he told him, “I’ll take care of this for you.”
Between bites, while Carter’s eyes were closed, Oliver glanced over at her and winked. Zatanna crushed one of the cookies in her hand. Letting the crumbs fall, she grabbed another and held it out to Kara. “Darling, you have to try these cookies. They are fantastic! ”
Kara, cheeks stuffed already with a cookie of her own, tried pushing Zatanna’s offering away. “It’s okay,” she said, crumbs spraying, “I’ve got my own -”
“There!” Zatanna stuffed it into her mouth, grinning at Oliver, “All the hard work you’ve done today, you deserve as many cookies as you can get!” She used her hand to help her chew, then, relishing the sound of it until Kara swallowed.
Oliver nearly bent the fork with his shaking grip. Setting it down, he used his free hand to wave. Barry sped over.
“I think we’ll be needing more desserts,” he said, not breaking eye contact with Zatanna, “can you prepare a sundae?”
“Kara and I could use a couple of milkshakes as well,” Zatanna added, lips curling maliciously from cheek to cheek.
“Three dozen macarons.”
“Cake with fresh strawberries on it.”
“We’ll take the whole of the red velvet off your hands, Barry.”
“I think I saw some brownies, can we get two trays of them?”
“And some rice pudding!” Oliver slammed his fist on the table, “Because my boyfriend deserves it!”
“Kara deserves chocolate-covered cherries!”
Barry gaped at the order, head bobbing between them. “Uh,” he started, “are you sure -”
“Give it to us!” both Zatanna and Oliver yelled, startling the other boy into action. He zipped over to the counter and into the kitchen, gathering what they asked. In the meantime they helped Carter and Kara finish the treats already given to them.
“Don’t you - gnnk - think that - brrsh,” Kara choked out, “we should slow down and savor - nggh - this ?”
Zatanna paused, staring at Kara with a golden fire burning in her purple eyes. “We can savor the fact that you’re about to be treated to a buffet of delectable delicacies by your loving and appreciative girlfriend!”
Kara groaned, “But all I wanted was - gah!” She shoved another cookie in Kara’s mouth and poured the hot chocolate down there to melt it.
Barry dropped more plates off, clearing the table when Zatanna and Oliver finished stuffing the contents into their partners’ mouths. They didn’t wait for Barry’s grip to loosen on the dessert before taking it and force-feeding their respective dates. Oliver dumped a tray of macarons down Carter’s mouth and Zatanna held Kara’s face to the straw of her milkshake and wouldn’t let up until it was gone.
When Barry dropped a single donut on the table, Zatanna and Oliver went for it at the same time. Their hands brushed and instantly recoiled.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Zatanna asked, “That’s Kara’s donut!”
“I think you mean Carter’s ,” he growled, “and if you know what’s good for you you’ll let us have it.”
“Know what’s good?” she scoffed, smirking, “Talking big for a man without his bow . And his weapon .”
Oliver squinted, his teeth bared. “You’d be surprised how resourceful I can be when something as important as my boyfriend’s happiness is on the line.”
“I would say the entire dictionary backwards if it meant Kara would never have to frown again!”
“Uh… guys?”
“ What ?” They turned manically towards their intruder, Barry yelping and hiding behind a chocolate-smeared plate. Shaking, he holds out a small, black leather booklet.
Zatanna arched a brow at him, “What’s this supposed to be?”
“Your-your check …”
“Check?” Oliver asked, “But we haven’t finished ordering!”
“Finished?” Barry gasped, emerging from his ineffective shield. He shifted from fear to irritation with lightning speed, gesturing towards his barren workstation. “You two ordered everything we had left ! There’s no more food to order!”
“There… isn’t?”
Zatanna’s vision zoomed out from the tunnel it was trapped and finally noticed her girlfriend. Kara collapsed against the window, raspberry filling at the corner of her lips. One hand was curled protectively around her protruding stomach while the other hovered by her mouth in case she needed to vomit. Carter didn’t fare any better. He laid face down on the table and moaned every few seconds.
She looked to Oliver, heat steadily creeping up her neck. His face burned with shared embarrassment as they realized the consequences of their actions.
Barry’s cell phone rang, interrupting the awkward tension. He checked it and rolled his eyes. “Come find me when you decide who’s paying,” he said, hitting the answer button, “Hal… if this is about Superman again I swear on every science textbook I own…” Barry dropped the check on the table and walked away.
Neither Zatanna nor Oliver wanted to speak first. However, knowing how bad it would look if their silence stretched any farther, Zatanna decided to go first. “This might have gotten… a little out of hand.”
“For once,” Oliver said, “I agree. Maybe we don’t have to compete over who has the better relationship.”
“Yeah,” she nodded, “Because, if we think about it, I have the best girlfriend -”
“And I have the best boyfriend,” he finished for her, smiling naturally for the first time tonight. Her cheeks ached with the natural stretch of her own grin. “Excellent thinking Zatanna! And to celebrate and cement this declaration, allow me to foot the bill.”
“Oh no, no, no,” Zatanna said, laying her hand over Oliver’s, “ I’ll cover this one.”
Oliver’s expression shrunk and became something more familiar to Zatanna. “But I was the one who started this whole feeding frenzy to begin with.”
Zatanna didn’t budge. “I think this began when I dashed to the counter, if memory serves me right.”
A beat of silence drifted between them like a dusty tumbleweed. “I’m paying for this Zatanna, it’d be barely a blip on my parent’s bills.”
“My father’s bought artwork that cost ten times what this check says.”
Peace shattered as quickly as they forged it, Oliver and Zatanna played tug-o-war with the check. They argued well into the night while their dates groaned from the sidelines, too worn from eating to intervene. Zatanna would apologize to Kara later, learn her lesson tomorrow - tonight she fought Oliver with all her might to slip her credit card into the booklet.
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Hi everyone! If you’d like to take part in this year’s Prompt Party Week, just select any of the prompts from the list below and write a fic, make a video or create some art based on it. Please note that more than one person may choose the same prompt.
You may submit new stories or include the prompts in any of your existing verses (though all your entries must be posted for the first time during Prompt Party Week).
Art/Video makers may use any of the prompts, but there are some Art/Video specific ones at the bottom of the post.
I have condensed some of the prompts that were a little too long and removed some that felt repetitive or have been sent before… feel free to take some liberties with some of the more specific prompts!
If you have any questions, please tweet @OQPromptParty
OQ Prompt Party week will run from 27th May - 2nd June 2019. Please don’t post anything until then.
Prizes:
Everyone who posts a prompt for all seven days of the OQ Prompt Party week will be sent a limited edition, one of a kind Outlaw Queen button/badge. These will never be available again, so don’t miss out!
Each day there will also be the opportunity to win another prize. You will be entered into a prize draw and the more prompts you write, the more times your name will be entered into the draw. I will announce which prizes will be available on each day soon.
There will also be a separate prize for most prompts included in a single one-shot/chapter (crack!fic encouraged).
And now! Without further ado, here are your prompts:
Lonely Robin paints/sculpts a picture of the woman of his dreams and she comes to life.
Roland’s first lost tooth.
“Sorry I thought you were someone else.”
Regina has scars from surviving a fire and thinks nobody can love her, Robin proves her wrong.
Roadtrip AU: Regina and Robin go to DisneyWorld for the first time and take Henry and Roland
Regina is the (little) sister of Robin's over-protective best friend.
One (or both of them) is in a coma, and they keep meeting in their dreams.
The first time Roland calls Regina "Mama"
Fighting Wolves.
A positive resolution or a rewrite of the baby storyline - Robin isn't the father / Regina is the mother.
Robin and Regina pick up a stranger at a bar and have some fun
Henry, Robin and Roland play Mario Kart
Regina over-hears someone talking about Robin in a language he doesn't know and she defends him.
Robin meets Daniel or Regina meets real Marian.
Regina and Robin are professors at the same university, enemy-to-lovers
OQ AU in a Love+Death+Robots scenario.
Enchanted AU: Regina finds herself trapped in the real world, New York City and finds something unexpected: a happy ending.
Regina asking for something she considers weird in bed
Modern AU: Regina is a witch and when Robin discovers it accidentally, his reaction surprises her.
Makeup sex
Regina’s new obsession is bubble tea, Robin just thinks it’s weird
Regina and Robin in a cooking competition.
Season 6 AU: Robin goes to the Wish!Realm with Regina and they both meet their Wish!versions.
MCU AU: Either Robin or Regina gets taken in the Thanos snap. Bonus points if you also wipe out one or more of the kids for maximum angst.
Robin, Regina and the boys in an escape room.
A little private time in Camelot.
Robin is a warlock who cast the first curse, and Regina is an archer who steals from the rich to give to the poor.
Ella Enchanted AU
Robin leaves after he feels betrayed
Summer vacation
Quiet times near the fireplace.
The Princess Diaries 1 and 2 AU
"Only You" AU
One of them gets injured and the other has to take care of them.
Robin and wishHook have to plan a part of Robin & Alice’s wedding (bonus points for a crack fic).
Spilled wine/coffee.
Robin & Regina are expecting twins.
Regina as a sex therapist.
Regina is thrown from her horse, Robin is the one who helps her.
Confessions of a Shopaholic AU: but Regina/or Robin is a hoarder of books instead of clothes.
Atlantis.
Accidental magical body swap
Bedsharing
Good Girls AU - Robin as a stay home dad, Regina as a criminal
Robin is custodian of a cemetery and meets Regina when she buries Daniel and keep meeting as she mourns.
Regina didn’t realize marrying Robin meant that she’d also be getting custody of all the Merry Men
The Sound of Music AU
One of them falling (any kind of fall), the other helping
Person A almost losing a loved one and person B tries to comfort them.
Inspiration from Pet Sematary - Regina or Robin dies and the other buries them in a place that happens to be cursed so that those buried there are resurrected. Regina or Robin is resurrected but are soon to be revealed as being darker and more sinister than they were.
Henry’s graduation.
Letters
Fic based on “Die From A Broken Heart” by Maddie and Tae. Robin and Regina have a massive fight after he shows up wasted with a few buddies... he walks out on her and slams the door behind him and she runs to her mom for comfort. By the end Robin comes to apologize and slowly win her back. AU (Cora is the good guy)
AU - Robin attends a convention with Henry and Roland.
Robin catches Regina full on dancing around in the kitchen while making dinner.
Pregnancy horniness.
Lost AU.
Roland's bedtime routine is exhausting.
OQ wedding + Robin carries Regina bridal style into their house.
Season 7 AU: Roni takes in a stray fox who turns out to be Robin.
Starting a new relationship after having slept together.
Stuck on a crowded train.
Regina and Robin visit New York City.
Regina hates celebrating her birthday, but Robin finds out and does something special for her.
Hiking in the woods.
Regina as a female knight and Robin as her Squire.
Robin and Regina are in Regina’s vault and Robin accidentally knocks over a potion, turning Regina into an animal.
“I didn’t know you speak…”
OQ get arrested for public sex
Grown up, Robyn meets grown-up Roland in the Enchanted Forest.
Regina and Robin take a walk on the beach at sundown.
Chaperoning Roland's first date.
Robin makes Regina a romantic meal and it doesn’t go to plan.
Person A pretends to be alright on their own but they finally accept they want Person B's company.
Regina shares an unusual fear.
OQ falling asleep on the sofa together.
San Junipero AU: Robin and Regina meet through a simulation meant for older people to live freely as their young selves once more.
Edible body paints.
Robin disguised as a priest and seeks shelter at a monastery where he meets novice Regina.
Henry and Roland plan something special for OQ's anniversary
OQ + war
First curse AU: Robin comes to Storybrooke with everyone, he and Regina meet and he instantly falls for her, but she tries to pretend she doesn’t care or isn’t affected by his charms, but fails miserably.
An "accidental" kiss.
He’s in for robbery. She’s in for murder. A prison romance blossoms when Robin Locksley notices a quiet inmate across the fence on her daily one hour out on the yard.
Robin at Regina's coronation.
Leo causes trouble for OQ
Missing year + a spell of kindness
DOQ CAOS AU: Mal & Regina as Hilda & Zelda who both fall for the Human Robin
Regina gets a happy ending massage from Robin.
Robin dealing with ED issues (temporary or permanent)
Robin surprises Regina with a puppy/cat as a birthday gift.
Every day, Regina takes her beloved sheltie to the same local dog park. And every day, she sees the same handsome blue-eyed blonde entertaining his adorable little corgi. Perhaps some day, she’ll muster the courage to say hi. Perhaps one day, it’ll not be her, but the dogs that will decide.
How to Train Your Dragon AU
AU: As a kid/teen/young adult, Person A was kidnapped. Years pass but Person A's family still hasn't lost hope and are still looking for them. Eventually the family hires Person B, the best detective in the country to find Person A and bring them home.
Regina meets Robin’s parents.
Party
Robin Locksley is the lead actor on a fantasy TV show “Happily Ever After.” Regina Mills is the typical troubled Hollywood ‘queen’ whose been cast as Robin’s new love interest only because the producers need a big name to bring in ratings and Regina needs a way to fix her reputation. They might play lovers on screen but off screen they can’t stand each other. Until they get to know one another; then real life most definitely begins to reflect fantasy...
Henry seeks Robin's advice on a very important matter
The Merry Men accept Regina into their group.
Regina is Roland’s therapist - he gets bullied at school and Robin and Regina end up liking one another.
Labrador puppies!
Regina works at an animal shelter, Robin and Roland want to adopt a dog.
A day at the beach.
Robin comes back when Robyn is 8 to find his daughter is a spoiled brat, Little John and Regina split up his children,  Hook got to come back before him and Regina split her soul.
Regina and Robin are surprised to find that Roland has magic.
A (magical) circus visits Storybrooke.
“It’s the reason why we broke up in the first place.”
“I thought you were gay.”
Sharing body heat to stay alive.
Roland is secretly Regina’s biological child.
Gender Swap version of their story. Robin is the struggling to reform Evil King. Regina is the leader of the Merry Men.
OQ/Stargate crossover.
Robin spends a whole day with Henry while Regina spends it with Roland.
“I just want to see you smile”
Visiting a castle in present day.
Bandit!OQ - one gets captured/caught, the other has to save them
OQ modern world AU with no magic.
Season 7 AU: Regina meets Robin in EF2 but he doesn’t remember her.
Robin and Regina go to John’s farm with little Roland who becomes obsessed with a little piglet named Wilbur and spider named charlotte and Regina can’t stand the farm life and has a panic every time she dresses up Roland only to have him get his clothes full of mud- can be modern AU.
Robin gives Regina a ring.
Secret relationship AU.
Stalker.
Robin consoles Regina after one of their kids yells "you're not my real mom."
North of the Wall.
Robin catches Regina doing something awful.
Regina and Robin as a king and a queen of separate kingdoms who fall in love (and unite their kingdoms).
DOQ on vacation.
Lion King AU: While hunting far to find food, Regina reunites with Robin, her childhood friend and betrothed, after years of thinking him dead when his father, the King, was mysteriously killed.
Accidental spell that makes Robin and/or Regina lustful.
Going shopping.
Storybrooke Community Theatre is putting on ‘Snow White & the Seven Dwarves’ and Regina gets cast as Snow White while Robin gets cast as Prince Charming.
"My little sibling has been talking about his/her new friend for a while now but I always thought you were an imaginary friend or something but holy shit you are definitely not imaginary (for real how are you so hot???)"
Regina forms a friendship with Little John.
Monster in the closet.
Dark!OQ's wedding.
Fake relationship AU.
Robin & Regina in a Jaime & Brienne-type relationship (pref minus the incest backstory)
OQ meet again after a long time like on this Nescafé Gold advert: https://youtu.be/jZtEXMBbaZg
Byzantine empire or Ottoman empire AU.
DOQ Roland calls Mal mom.
Three Wishes.
Robin doesn’t reach Regina in time. The crystal hits her but instead of killing Regina, it kills their unborn child.
Mother’s day/Father’s day.
Fic based on the movie “Moonstruck”.
Enchanted Forest AU: Person A is a member of the royal family. An assassination destroys their family, but Person A manages to escape and is believed to be dead. Person A finds out that their power-hungry relative (Person C) was behind the attack and wanted the throne for themself. While on the run, Person A meets Person B, who invites A to their camp. After finding out A's true identity, B and his/her friends agree to help A to stop Person C's tyranny so A can be crowned as the rightful king/queen.
Regina’s past haunts her.
Robin is known as the Vicious King whose first love Marian was murdered because his step son David couldn’t keep a secret. Tinkerbell leads Robin to his soulmate, a beautiful brown eyed peasant woman with a feather tattoo.
Game of Thrones final season watch party.
Robin, Roland and Robyn are incredibly poor, borderline homeless, Regina is the CPS caseworker assigned to investigate them.
A mysterious stranger appears in Hyperion heights, no one knows who he is, but he has a gorgeous voice and he sings at Roni’s bar every Friday, and then rides off on a motorcycle.
After Regina brings Robin back she has a problem letting him go even for a second to the point where it becomes a problem.
Robin is a cop who goes undercover in a deadly dangerous motorcycle club, Regina is the president’s old lady.
Robins soul wasn’t obliterated, but instead was sent to the worst part of Hell as punishment for loving the Evil Queen and Regina just found out.
Robin & Regina get into a fight and have near death experience and angsty make up sex after (canon).
Robin the handyman.
Hunchback of Notre Dame AU.
Regina and Robin are actors on the same Broadway show.
The occupants of Misthaven discover a new land full of murder, betrayal and deaths, a land where the dead walk, a land called Westeros.
Robin and Regina’s daughter’s first prom.
Road trip.
Robin watches Regina and their kids from heaven as they continue with their lives (canon or AU).
Regina talks to Robin for the first time.
Regina accidentally hurts Robin with her magic.
DP with Robin, David & Regina.
Regina and Robin discuss moving into the woods when the last kid is preparing to leave the nest.
The Durrells AU.
Robin isn’t dead when Regina splits herself in two.
OQ stranded on an island.
“Inside my heart is breaking, my makeup may be flaking but my smile still stays on.”
Robin cooking in Regina's kitchen for the first time.
Regina dealing with menopause.
Robin finds out Nottingham & Regina dated (or he finds out that Cora tried to hook them up in the ‘Mother’ ep).
Robin and Regina want to adopt a baby.
DOQ and quirks of living together.
Kissing Booth AU.
“Your curse is to remember.” Robin, who remembers everything, is in Hyperion Heights while Henry, Roland, Robin and Regina, who’s with Facilier, have no idea who he is.
AU: OQ as teenagers/young adults
Robin detests Snow more than Regina does.
Regina proposes to Robin.
��Robyn is eloping with the daughter of a pirate and a nature goddess, Roland is having an affair with a married princess, Henry’s mother in law is threatening to kill everyone and you still want to have a party?”
“I know you care for her, Regina, but I don’t want Zelena around my son.”
Robin and Regina join Twitter and find themselves involved in a fangirl argument over Henry’s ‘Once Upon a Time’ book.
Evil Queen introduces Wish!Robin to Roland or Robin.
Robin travels back in time with Hook & Emma.
Regina and Robin are neighbors who can't stand each other.
“You kissed Snow?!”
Beetlejuice AU: Robin and Regina are both dead and haunt a house with one another whilst trying to find a way to move on together.
Fireworks.
Regina is betrothed to a pompous son of some Lord who lives out near Sherwood Forest that she’s never met before in her life. Robin’s future intended is the spoiled daughter of Princess Cora and Prince Henry who he never even laid eyes on. But how could Regina ever love the man she was supposed to marry when she’s fallen so hard for the forest smelling peasant she met in a tavern? Not to mention how could Robin ever hope to care for some princess when he’s head over heels in love with a brown eyed peasant woman whose smile he sees every time he closes his eyes?
Robin loses his memories, Regina must make him fall in love with her again.
Perfect Date AU (Netflix)
DOQ find out they share a soulmate bond
Waitress AU
Jurassic Park/World AU
Nashville
“If i’d known then what I know now, I wouldn’t have...”
The original meaning behind the lion tattoo
Lost in time
Henry and Roland have a fight
Both Robin & Regina are hot tempered. 
Video Prompts
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith
Pretty Woman
Loving Can Hurt
This is Me
Season 1/2/3/4/5/6/7 AU
Fight song
“Tishbite” by Cocteau Twins
Any classical music
“Don’t Treat Me Bad” - Firehouse
“Paradise” - George Ezra
“Walk Me Home” - Pink
“Here We Go” - Wild
Up Town Girl
Any song from a Disney animated movie
“Shallow” - Lady Gaga
“I’ll Be There” - Jess Glynne
Art Prompts
Historical AU
Angels & Demons
Art a favourite fic
Sunset
Rainbow
Comfort
Anniversary
The 90s
Comic book
Sherwood forest
Fire
Trouble
Romance
Hero
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jxwritesss · 6 years ago
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I’m currently writing this on wattpad as well! @jxwritess
This is a Noen Eubanks fan fiction, I’m trying to spread my book around, pls share and help, it means a lot xx, my main platform is wattpad please read it on there if you find this and enjoy it!
New York. The only place in the entire world, where robots were being developed. Robots, that looked exactly like humans, and there being only one distinctive difference, a tattoo. One that said RA-H.
An RA-H. Robotic animated humans. These androids are helping the world as much as it is destroying it. They force people out of jobs, but in doing so create even better things then humans. Thousands of different political views, millions of haters and lovers. And then there's me.
Malia Blanche, 17, I lost my father, and I was the spitting image of my late mother. I only recently moved to LA, where my life was bombarded with these new androids, I get the concept of them, although I don't truly understand it.
Well, on with the story shall we?
-Chapter One.
Sunday, the day before I start college. A new life, a new story and a new beginning. I can finally pursue my dream of being a writer, just like my mother.
My mother attended John Brown college academy  , her department was romance, mine, mystery, ever since I was a child I thrive for solving mysteries, actions, you know in the movies where there's a fight scene, and it goes slow motion and they throw the punch of victory, thats what ignites my fire, the thrive for doing good, but in a dangerous way, I could always figure out who was lying in a movie, or who the murderer was. Maybe I should be a detective, but my flow comes with writing.
Although I was attending my new school in a day, I lazily decided to stay in bed until half 10, I needed to be at Realsons&Co for 11:15, to get my uniform fitted. John Brown is a very pretentious academy, and I'd worked three jobs, and poured my heart and soul into getting here. Only the best attend the Academy. I don't necessarily fit into the 'my daddy got me in here' well, obviously. I quickly slipped on my jeans and jumper, and slid into my most prised possession. Although it had been pre-owned. The Audi was my mother's, she put her heart and soul into the car, and I will respect her decision and keep the car.
I take out my GPS although I already know where my fitting shop is, as I pass it a few times on the way to my grandma's.
Carefully parking in the visitor section I leave my car, and walk up the steps, and enter the shop, the bell above my head dings and an elderly woman pops her head up and immediately smiles at me. 
"Are you Malia?" The woman asks putting her newspaper down and picking up a signing book.
"Yeah, I'm not too early am I?"
"Of course not, dear.  I'm Molly, my grandson Will, he's in the back, he will measure you up if you need anything readjusting or if you can't find anything your size. John Brown, Deanford and Attenwood are in the back left." She says pointing in the direction.
I thank her, and mentally thank that the place is practically empty. I don't like small talk, thanks social anxiety.
Walking through the back I spot John Brown uniform. A black blazer with red linings, a short black skirt and a white blouse and a dark red tie. Not too childish but not suitable enough for adults.
At the corner of my eye I see a tall boy sat on his phone, his eyes flicker up for a second at me, then back down to his phone.
I continue my search to look for the right size for my uniform when I feel a pair of eyes on me, it makes me feel uncomfortable and I start to guess that the pair of eyes is Molly's grandson Will, I mentally scold myself for being so awkward and pretending not to know that he's watching, when I hear his chair scrape my heart decides to do an athlete course and I pray he can't hear it from where he's standing.
I can tell he's now behind me, as I face my social fears I turn around and slam right into his chest, and in result dropping all my stuff, Will snorts, before helping me by picking up some of the clothes that dropped.
"Thanks," I say, grabbing the clothes from his hand and attempting to walk past him, but his arms stop me.
"Was that sarcastic or not?" He asked smiling. I take a second to take in his looks, he doesn't look as bad as I thought he would, but he doesn't act like a arrogant guy either.
"I'll let you figure that one out," I smile politely back, "I'm Will." He says moving his arm in a posh manner to let me through.
"I know, Molly told me," I answer, "I guess you know who I am?" "Yep, how could I ignore a pretty girl like you?" I mentally roll my eyes at the typical boy. "Mhm, well I need to get changed so excuse me" I say speed walking away from him, boys that make comments like that make me feel extremely uncomfortable.
As I turn the corner to the fitting rooms, I hear Will's voice once again, "I'm gay by the way," he says laughing, I stop in my tracks, suddenly feeling a bit stupid.
——
Checking that I haven't left any clothes behind, I pile them onto the counter, where Will is now standing, he starts to put all my clothes in an expensive looking plastic bag, he looks up at me, "Sorry about earlier, I was just messing about." "No, it's okay, I felt a bit silly when you said you were gay."
He shakes his head and laughs, "most people do, well the ones that aren't stuck up with money up their ass usually do." "Well I'm only here on a scholarship, so I'm not one of them people," I say handing him over the small fee I have to pay, as the scholarship covers most of it. "Surprisingly so am I, I got accepted for Athletics at John Brown," I never really though I would but I guess I should thank the Lord, my parents can't wait to get rid of me anyways, being gay has a price to pay, apparently."
"Well, they obviously don't see the good person that you are." I smile at him, although I wish he hadn't of brought it up, I'm not necessarily the best at giving advice.
The bell rings, and a tall, slim girl walks through.
"Tanner" she says walking through right into the back without a second glance.
"I understand what you mean by stuck up," I whisper, Will chuckles and passes me my bag, the girl walks back and stands behind me, not even two seconds later she starts tapping her foot and complaining.
"Since when do we serve nobodies, Will? That's right we don't. Now move, thanks." She says pushing right past me and throwing her uniform on the counter. Luckily it wasn't a John Brown one, otherwise I might've just about died.
I quietly wave at Will and walk out, seeing a shining white Porsche outside. Seriously where do you even get one that looks so shiny from?
I put the bag in the passenger seat, still feeling annoyed about the girl, as I reach my small flat,   I lock my Audi, and read a movie poster about a girl going missing  with her extremely ill dad. Making a mental note to watch the movie later, I walk up my stairs and unlock my door, I make myself a cup of tea and order some pizza, as I walk into my room, I open up my laptop, and have three new emails, one spam, but two from publishers. My heart does leaps as I open the first one.
'Telford Publishing'
- Hello Malia, we are proud to hear that you are following in your beloved mothers steps. I have read your book sample, but I would like to offer you a potential job, and a tour around  the new              T Pub&Co. I know how much it would mean to your mother if you accept my offer.
Many thanks, Gary.
A potential job?? Could this be my genuine big break?  Hearing a knock at the door, I run over, wanting to start up a reply as soon as possible. Grabbing my purse I open my door to an RA-H
"Malia Blanche?"
"Yes, here's my ID." The robots light turns red as it examines my ID. Doing a robotical smile it's arm stretches out, grabbing the pizza I express a thank you and run back to my desk.
'T Pub&Co.'
Thank you for my sample! I will gladly accept your offer, please email with more detail about the tour and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. My mum would be so happy.
Sincerely, Malia.
As I send the email I let out a squeak of happiness with pizza in my mouth. Clicking onto my word pad, I let myself fall into the world of fiction, and let time slip through my hands.
——
And that's how it is now 3.36am on a Monday trying to start a new story, anything to take my mind off the upcoming day, and the extremely embarrassing 'Tanner' fiasco.
I push my chair back from my old, ridden desk, and flop onto my bed, snuggling into my bedsheets, this has been going on for a week, for some reason I have no flow, the biggest writers block, I have stories everywhere across my room, started, just the plot, a thesis, a blurb. But recently I haven't found anything to give me that push. I turn and toss in an unsucsessive attempt to sleep, and as I check my phone it is only 4 am.
Great, no sleep for the wicked.
——
Groggily, I turn over in my bed and look over to my clock, 6.07am. Throwing my bed covers over, I lazily get up and put on the uniform that luckily fits perfectly. Thinking about my email yesterday, there is nothing more that I want in the world then my writing to become known. Realising that I spend too much time daydreaming, and badly making pancakes, i'm late and have no time to see if I have a reply. Already. Typical Me.
Rushing out of my door, checking the contents of my bag to make sure that I have everything that I need I speed walk right into someone walking up my door, crashing everything they were holding onto the floor.
"God I'm sorry, I didn't mean too, wasnt looking where I was going." I look up and realise that, I wasn't even speaking to a human, but none other then an Android. It simply says, "No worries miss," and continues with its day. Those androids are the ones that Robert Morett himself created, word is that his son is attending John Brown. Although i'm here with a writing scholarship, I doubt he'd need any type of acceptance letter. He could just ask, he is one of the most richest people in America.
Pulling my keys out of my bag I speed walk towards my car, carefully throwing my bag in, and starting the Audi, before starting my drive I pull out my phone to the Maps app, although I used to drive past John Brown to get to school I still want to be prepared.
Pulling up at the academy, I notice a few eyes staring at the jet black Audi with the tinted windows, they're probably expected a drop dead gorgeous girl, or the sexiest guy
to walk out, but in all honesty I'm neither.
Turning off my car and stepping out the eyes are suddenly averted to another jet black car, most likely a gorgeous boy or girl in it.
My mind wavered at wondering whether I should stay and stare at the person in black, or be late to my lecture.
Achieving my dream comes first.
I promised my mother that I'd focus on my work, and not get distracted. I intend on keeping that promise.
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fly-pow-bye · 7 years ago
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Powerpuff Girls 2016 - “Salamander”
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Written by: Haley Mancini
Written & Storyboarded by: Leticia Abreu Silva, John Martinez
Directed by: Nick Jennings, Bob Boyle
It’s definitely no Life Force.
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Ever notice that they start a lot of PPG 2016 episodes with them watching TV or a video? While some of them lead to a major plot point in the episode, it just seems like the segway to a random gag that never really does anything. This one is in the latter, as we begin with an informercial conquering a totally relatable problem!
Announcer: Are you tired of poking yourself with a fork?
Man Desperately Trying To Eat Peas: Ow! Ow!
The solution to accidentally poking yourself in the face with a fork? Put a cork on it and make it a cork fork! It must be another amazing joke from the “random jokes that might be funny” hat the soundless slippers came from. Blossom looks at this obviously meant to be ridiculous joke product and says it is ridiculous, which must make it funny. Nobody would ever want something like this, as our minds are just counting down to Bubbles having to use one.
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Well, not really, but Sitcom Dad probably should have been my first guess. The Professor even demonstrates his apparent eating ineptitude by taking it right out of the package and shoving it right in his cheeks like the guy in the commercial. He can make children out of sweets, he can make helper robots that can defy gravity and feel pain, and yet he doesn’t have the motor skills necessary to eat without stabbing himself. Men, am I right?
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Before Blossom can snark at this concept some more, they get interrupted by a brand new villain, who bursts through the walls of their house. Maybe when TacoCat was singing "breaking through the walls, gonna do it all" in the intro, they were talking about the villains. The Powerpuff Girls sure aren't doing it in this show!
One of his henchman manages to grab our poor little cork-fork needer, to the Reboot Puffs’ horror. All Buttercup can say is “what just happened?” I’m sure it’s nothing, Buttercup, just your father got kidnapped. Suddenly, another henchman shows up and asks where his boss and the other two henchmen are. Blossom calls on Buttercup to give him the answer, as if she knows that they only seem to want Buttercup to punch things. After punching him, they threaten to do it again if they don't tell them everything he knows about who he worked for. Unfortunately, he's not budging.
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Bubbles has the brilliant idea to give him 2% chocolate milk for answers...and it turns out he's a big fan of that! He's such a chocolate milk fan, he reveals that his leader is Salamander, the baddest villain around. He lives in a volcano lair on a remote island. He then gives them a map, the secret keycodes, and was about to give them some parking passes before Buttercup decides to skip his dialogue by punching him out of the house.
Blossom attempts to tell everyone her plan, but Buttercup reminds her that she shouldn't be the leader this time. After all, she made an oath that Bubbles that she would be the leader of the next mission.
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Buttercup shows the proof of this on her smartphone, as she recorded her making said oath while Bubbles is crying in the background. Or, in her words, she "taped it". Previous episodes did have VHS cameras in some episodes, so I guess that term could rub off. One could argue why they even needed VHS cameras in the first place if their smartphones can "tape" something, but whatever.
Bubbles starts protesting that Blossom thinks she’s a useless crybaby, and starts crying about it. See, it’s ironic, at least by Alanis Morisette logic. Eventually, Blossom's heart is tugged by this, and lets Bubbles be the leader.
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Her second course of action, getting the map of the location with that tantalizing chocolate milk being her first, is to tell her underlings what to bring. She commands them to take their snuggle buddies, those cork forks, yeah, great to know that cork fork gag is going to be a running one, and a raft. Because she wants to be the captain of a happy ship going right into the lair.
Blossom informs the new leader that they wouldn’t need the raft, because they could fly really fast. Bubbles kindly reminds her that it would be way too obvious if they flew in the air because Salamander would probably know to pack anti-air missles. Just kidding, she just yells "YOU SAID I COULD LEAD!" One of the more subtle tantrums here, I am sad to say.
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They are forced to sail to Salamander's island of fear, Bubbles singing a song that irritates Blossom...and only Blossom, because Buttercup doesn't seem to care. Maybe she’s just overjoyed that Blossom doesn’t get to be the leader, or maybe this is just another episode where they couldn't figure out what to do with her. Unlike other shows, they decided leaving her out entirely isn't an option.
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Meanwhile, at this amazing volcano lair. No, I am not being sarcastic, that mountain is awesome. Maybe it looks better in black and white on the title card, but seriously, look at that volcano. It is the best part of the episode by far.
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Good news: the Professor is still alive, but he’s forced to make a giant magnifying glass. His major plan is to use this magnifying glass as a doomsday weapon. The Professor fully knows this, but doesn't care at all. There's not even an excuse that he has to do this for science, he just happily sings along as he betrays humanity. Oh, Sitcom Dad!
However, he does realize that the flying superheroes are sailing towards him, and he has to think of something. Disappointed the Orange Team failed so hard to keep his lair a secret, he decides to bring out the more competent Blue Team. Really, they're just called the Orange Team and the Blue Team; I guess they couldn't think of better names. I'll do my best with names I totally didn't steal from another beloved kid's show.
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Blossom tries to say a plan, already forgetting that Bubbles is the leader now as Bubbles once again does what seems to be a somewhat usual trait for her in this reboot. This loveable blue teddy bear is the boss, and the boss wants to do her plan. She gets out Octi and prepares to throw him at the Blue Barracudas, commanding the others to do the same with their respective snuggle buddies.
If you don't remember those snuggle buddies, Blossom has this dinosaur president, which fits because she's the leader. Buttercup's is a rubber duck, which fits because agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree. Yeah, I still don't know how a rubber duck associates with the rascally little green princess. Only Blossom seems to protest at this, as Buttercup is totally fine with throwing her beloved rubber duck at these guys.
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Somehow, these plushies make the henchmen explode one by one. Blossom says "what?", and that’s the only explanation we get. One could argue that these super-strong girls could probably throw a plush toy so hard that it can burst through the chest of regular humans, which they may be for all we know, but these are the Reboot Puffs.
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We now see what is likely another Bubbles strategy: they decide to walk into the forest. All of this work giving these character designs walk cycles when they have the perfect excuse to not give them those.
Eventually, they get to a fork in the road, with one sign leading to Salamander, and the other leading to certain doom. Bubbles just can’t decide which way to go. To be fair to Bubbles, if I was an evil lizard, I would have made misleading signs, too. The funny thing is that there's nothing in the episode that goes against that.
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Suddenly, the Red Jaguars show up, and now it’s time for Bubbles to make another plan, this time with the all-important cork forks! Blossom knows she's ineffective against Little Miss Tantrum, so she monotonely takes hers out of her pocket. Bubbles then commands them to take the corks off, missing the whole point of the cork fork gag.
Her final command, and ultimate clincher? Oh, not stabbing, that's imitatable! Let's just have them politely ask these evil henchmen to leave us alone. It's this command that really makes Blossom upset, but Bubbles reacts with a growl.
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Of course, it works, as the Red Jaguars are utterly scared at the unsafe utensils and their pretty politeness and steer their hoverscooters to an off-screen explosion. Bubbles and Buttercup jump up and down with the forks, somehow not managing to poke themselves in their bug eyes while doing it.
Blossom decides this victory was the last straw, and attempts to give them a new plan that will be far better than Bubbles' plan. I was kind of expecting her to do the obvious plan, and it turns out that sign was actually a trap to begin with. Unfortunately, Blossom appears to be closer to the "certain doom" part of the fork.
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Fortunately or unfortunately, can't really decide which, she gets grabbed by a robot bird just as soon as she began to say her plan. Buttercup asks Bubbles what to do in response to this, and all she can do is scream and fly around. Buttercup...just accepts it?
Is there any reason for Buttercup to just do what Bubbles does? Buttercup would be the one to snark at everything she felt was irritating and silly, but now she's just wallowing along with whatever Bubbles is doing. Again, this just doesn't work with Buttercup's usual character, even if this was just a way for her to stick it to Blossom. She should have limits.
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Blossom wakes up to find herself trapped in this hole, and she can't get out of it. To give the reboot credit, it's not because she forgot how to fly like that cooties episode in the original. In fact, the very first thing she does is try to fly out of it. Despite his poor choice of henchman, Salamander turns out to be pretty good at trapping superpowered beings with his laser cages.
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Now, she has to fight monsters for Salamander's amusement. The Professor, still working on that one nut, doesn't seem to care that one of his children are about to be practically fed to the lion-esque monsters. Sure, he should expect the Powerpuff Girls to be able to fight this one monster...but anyone who watches this reboot shouldn't!
Meanwhile, Bubbles and Buttercup are still moping on how to tackle this situation. Bubbles even tries to get Octi to lead, which doesn't work because she's just a stuffed animal. Yeah, Octi's a girl now. It's not like Bubbles could ask her before.
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Not willing to give up, Buttercup gives Bubbles a pep talk about how she got so far into this, and she should not just give up now. We also get an answer to why Buttercup can’t lead instead: because the last time they did, they got stuck in a fiery alligator pit. Whoever did this even went through the effort of tying them up in ordinary rope!
With Buttercup giving herself a reason to exist in this plot after all, Bubbles finally has the confidence to finish the job. She goes into the volcano lair.
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Oh, okay, I guess they can break through walls, but only if it's completely wrong! Bubbles apparently went all the way back to Townsville to go into Discount Jojo's volcano lair instead of Salamander's. At least she doesn’t beat him up for no reason this time.
Oh, and we learn that Discount Jojo has the cork fork as well, having the same problem as the Professor. Anyone who used to be a genius in the original now needs to keep themselves from stabbing their faces with forks. That's nice to know.
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Meanwhile, by the power of being off-screen, Blossom manages to defeat everything Salamander has except for his “deadliest henchman”. It turns out to be an wombat. Not a super-wombat, or even a wombat with ninja training, but just an ordinary wombat. I didn’t even need to take a screenshot, because even this episode decided not to do the obvious Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.
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Bubbles and Buttercup finally show up to the actual volcano lair, only to find out that they're too late: the machine is finished, and has been finished for a while! Blossom asks why Salamander waited until now to activate his doomsday glass if it already ready to begin with, and he actually gives a somewhat decent response: he wanted an audience. It's far better than Janitaur’s “oh, why didn’t I think of that?”, and it still fits his Cobra Commander-esque style.
What can the Powerpuff Girls do to stop him now? Have Buttercup fly in and burst that magnifying glass? Free Blossom, who probably has that exact plan in mind? No, Bubbles and Buttercup decide to dance and say “la la la la la”. Thankfully, Salamander's plan is ruined by one minor detail.
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Turns out, a lot of time has passed, and the magnifying glass has no sun to magnify. Bubbles says that all this time, she was stalling until night time! I am of the belief that this just happened to be a happy coincidence, but everyone believes she really did this. Yeah, Bubbles really trusted that the Professor was going to take a very long time to finish this project, and that Salamander was this incompetent.
Actually, thinking about that, both of those do make sense. The latter? The henchman was weak to chocolate milk. Not even whole chocolate milk at that! The former? Even in-universe, Bubbles knows how bad Sitcom Dad could be in Road Trippin, even if she forgave him later. So yeah, I could see Bubbles figuring it out. The coder Bubbles, that is, maybe not Patrick Star Bubbles or Angelica Bubbles.
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Buttercup congratulates Bubbles on her excellent strategy, and, in a fitting end to her arc, so does Blossom. However, tee hee, Bubbles now realizes that being a leader was too much for her, and gives the job back to Blossom. The status quo is back to normal, hooray.
Speaking of status quo, despite his failings, at least this Salamander guy is a pretty interesting villain with lots of potential for future plots. I would love to see some sort of 80's GI Joe parody with this guy as the villain. Maybe even bring back Jarhead from Aliver to team up with them to try to stop one of his dastardly plans to mildly inconvienence people.
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...and then he turns out to be just another reason to hate the Gnat, since it turns out it was him all along. Um, no.
At least it has a little more foreshadowing than the Jemmica/Jemoire twist, since using a giant magnifying glass would be a good way to have revenge against kids using them on insects. However, it still feels like it just a twist for the sake of a twist, and they basically just threw away what could have been a decent villain to service a not-so-good one. Maybe they realized they wouldn't even beat Teen Titans Go's 80's cartoon parodies.
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At least the Powerpuff Girls get to give him a whooping, which is shown with all of the style, grace, and finesse this reboot can allow. Yeah, look at all of that action. I’m so excited, I feel like burning a cassette tape to celebrate. The episode ends with the Professor making another doomsday device, because Sitcom Dad gotta be Sitcom Dad. Of course.
Does the title fit?
I’ll let the generic “name of the villain” name slide, just because if it was named after anything else in this episode, we’d probably have that cork fork be the image instead of that volcano lair. That alone makes up for any misgivings I would have about the title.
How does it stack up?
This is another episode where I was taken aback when I watched it. However, rewatching this, I did realize what this episode was trying to do. Granted, I didn't find the humor that funny, but that's par for the course for the reboot.
Still, the ending isn't too bad, and it's nice to see Bubbles on top after so many episodes of her being the punching bag. Well, as much as she deserved to be one after a lot of her worst appearances, but still. Relatively high neutral.
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Well, in a shorter time than usual, this is going to be my biggest project yet. Starting on Monday, I take on the Small World special episode by episode. Stay tuned!
← In The Doghouse ☆ Small World: Abra-Disaster (Part 1) →
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Hey there! Rita here with second post of this theme. This is just a little Drabble written about Arlo’s time at the Windsor home. This is from Arlo’s or should I say Angel’s POV. You can also go check out @precisicn and @theeseance for this povs as well!
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𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝙰𝚋*𝚜𝚎. 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚍. 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚍. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 <𝟹
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𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛, 𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚖𝚘𝚖, 𝚆𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛, 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛, 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛, 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚛 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜.
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𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐫, a man who stole the lives of eight innocent children and used their supernatural abilities and superpowers for his own advantage. Most deemed him a good man — giving these eight children a ‘home’ they very much needed… but some of the kids knew better than that. They could see the man that he really was. One of the children of the many had gone by the name 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐫.
Most would think that it was all fun and games, especially when they were young and vulnerable kids. People would think that they were getting the love and affection that they needed in their new homes, but that wasn’t the case at all. Their dad used them, pushing the children harder and harder the longer they stayed. Training them to use their abilities, and nothing more.
It was funny, Angel always thought that he would have both a mother and father whenever he moved into his new and beloved home after coming out of the orphanage. He had been abandoned by his original family, the reason unbeknownst to him. But he knew how families should be, seeing other kids being picked up from the orphanage by two parents and sometimes even children… but where he went was different to all of them. Sure he had a man who was deemed his dad and he had siblings from what seemed like all around the world. But his ‘mother’ figure was unique. She was a robot. Programmed to care for all eight children as their father carried out tests and trained them. Angel knew what a family was meant to be, but this wasn’t it.
Being the youngest child of those in his fathers program, it took Angel some time to adapt. He learned things from multiple members of the family: both his brothers and sisters. Of course, the two that he had grown closest to were his two older brothers: Cassian and Wren.
At first he wasn’t fond of any of his siblings, but this was due to thinking that his father was in the right at the beginning. He believed that everything that John did was done to keep them safe, to teach them how to live in the outside world, to empower them to become the one thing that could save humanity. But of course, that was never the case and John never had good intentions. Angel found this out the hard way, seeing the way that his siblings were being treated before he even started being put into training with his own powers.
Cassian was the prime example of what made Angel so afraid of his father. Seeing him being cooped up in a dark space… seeing the fear overcome him… watching as his father did nothing and allowed no one to help the poor kid. He hated the sight, and he hated his father for putting every single one of his siblings through such a thing. He hated that he had to watch on the sidelines, waiting until the same happened to him.
Wren also went through the same kind of predicaments. The only difference was that he was a failed ‘experiment’ as such, meaning that Angel would be next on his fathers list. Next to be put through trials which would show if he was completely reliable to his father or not.
Watching Wren have to leave because he was a failure was tough. It was like losing another family member before you even got to know them. That was something that Angel was used to — losing people before they even got close to developing a bond. Luckily, he did somewhat have a bond with Wren, and they spoke about possibly meeting again in the future. But when that would be, Angel didn’t know. The youngest Windsor kid actually looked up to the oldest, which is something that was to be expected of course.
Once the oldest Windsor kid had been thrown from their home, Angel was no longer associated with most of his family— the only member he was ever really close to after Wren had left was Cassian, and even that was becoming progressively more difficult, seeing as Cas was always their fathers favourite child. He took part in training, but no matter how hard he tried he could never please John. At this rate, Angel knew that he was going to be deemed a failure just like Wren, and he wasn’t ready to accept that fate just yet.
It was only a year later that Angel decided it was time to run away. His father deemed him ‘𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫’ and soon enough he was going to be the next failed experiment.
The only thought that came with being made out as a failed experiment was running away, but he couldn’t leave Cassian behind… or at least he couldn’t do this without saying a simple goodbye. No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he tried to get Cassian to understand that it was no longer safe there, his brother didn’t listen.
So Angel ran later that day, and he ran alone.
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cursedcomics · 7 years ago
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What’s right and wrong (to my tastes anyway) on comicbook TV.
This is going to be a little bit of a love letter/ report card of hate for comic related TV shows.   And, honestly, a rant.
TV is a different breed. Any discussion of this subject has to begin with that point. You have to acknowledge that they cannot just mirror comic stories.  You have to give them the freedom to write their own stories.
That said, the entire point of basing a TV show on a comic is that it will start with an established fan base. If you honor the source material, you gain.   If you shit on it , you lose.
The Walking Dead may be the best example of this.  The characters from the comics show up. They are generally the same characters, but each character’s chronology is different. The show has taken a different direction on TV and that changes their path to death. I love that. That is a healthy relationship with your source material.  That gives your comic readers and your new TV fans something to watch.
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow is the polar opposite.  It is really a pretty bad show I have binge watched. Almost every character in the show is a jacked up version of their comic selves or doesn’t exist in the comics. Sure, there are some exceptions.  They got Martin Stein right, although his dialogue is way too whiny.  Arguably they more or less got the hawks right. The guy who played Vandal Savage was a good actor, although IMO way too short.  It would be almost totally unwatchable if not for the fact that they have pretty good actors.  They floated a comic based on it and it totally flopped.  That could mean something about the TV show, or nothing at all.  In this instance I think it is your dead mine canary telling you that comic fans have tuned out because your writers are not universally good,  They have jacked up the characters turning off the fans, and that you probably have the wrong characters on the show. 
I would argue that the LOT would profit greatly from a comic-style reboot.  THe Arrow-verse is well suited for reboots. 
Have something irrevocably change the timeline and recast your time travelers.  You only NEED Sarah Lance and I’d argue, Rip Hunter, out of the existing cast.  The other 5 can rotate new characters in and out. I’d love to see Jonah Hex get pulled into different eras, eventually abandoned in the future,  and meet his own stuffed body.  Why not have Booster Gold show up and (intentionally) accidentally screw up missions to yield better results.  Bring in the LOSH for a guest appearance.  There is no reason to restore vandal Savage.  T.O. Morrow, the Lord of Time, Good and Bad Chronos are all ripe players available for season long baddies. I would argue it is time for something new. 
The Flash seems to bounce between fresh and tired. I can’t tell if the status quo or the writers yield the tired stories. While the Central City status quo is perfect for telling “Supervillian X shows up and flash saves the day” stories, it feels dated now. Plus no one really likes Barry and Iris dating as brother and sister. The one good thing about the flashpoint reboot timeline is that it temporarily cleaned up that awkward relationship into one that TV fans could tolerate. 
I think they would be wise to have some new character unwind the original flashpoint (the one created by the reverse flash) and leave Iris and Barry to have a normal committed relationship, even a married one, with Joe seen as Barry’s beloved mentor.  Keep the characters people like and flush the dead weight story baggage that fans don’t like.  You can bring back the popular Officer Thorne. The guy who plays the reverse flash is fantastic and really hasn’t been given top scripts to go off.   Here is a Zoom who as a scientist from the future, might (should?) have some fairly big concerns about killing "Historical figures” (although he didn’t show any in the past).  The danger of Zoom without the bodycount. 
You can kill off Barry’s dad to make it a stronger relationship and that could be an impetus to explore Keystone City in Jay Garricks’ earth and get out of Central City for  a while.  DO Jay Garrick and Jesse Quick remember the flash and everything that happened?  I would think so, so you don’t have to revisit Zoom.  That might be neat for Barry and Vibe to start calling Jay Garrick’s world Earth 2 as they wouldn’t  remember naming them.   You could then toss the comic fans a bone by introducing the crime syndicate on Jesse's now Earth 3.  But that is admittedly, robbing peter to pay paul.    It would be somewhat befuddling for easily confused TV folk. But that is just some random thoughts, not a prescription like I mentioned for LOT.
Green Arrow is a series where they took everything cool from the comic, added new pieces, and built a new coherent world from it. The dialogue and stories have gone downhill since season one and team arrow is way too big, but they is a good nucleus there. A LOT reboot could tighten that up too.  Mr. Terrific could fall into Jay Garrick’s world and meet his boyfriend there that he just likes better.   Mad Dog could be an Arrow adversary. Ras Al Ghul could stay dead.  Ray, Roy and Speedy could also migrate to earth 2 or 3. John could get back both kids in the reset, which might push him into semi- retirement as a hero.  That could clear the table for fresh new villains to threaten Star City. 
I really like the supergirl series.  It’s not that they do everything right, it’s just a another show where they have a very likable star.  And they really cater to the comic fan.   They write the show from a premise akin to “Hey what if we took the core 1/3 characters of the DCU to populate this universe and then had Superman almost always away on special projects leaving Supergirl to save the day?  How would things shake out?  Anything Superman would normally handle, we will give to her. ”
The writing feels much more organic than on LOT.  I don’t like the guy who plays the Martian Manhunter, but I love that the Martian Manhunter is in the show.  (note you could always “kill off”  that identity). Mon-el is a nice add.  Bringing in the LOSH is very much mirroring what I perceive to be the concept of the show.
Agent Carter has gone by the wasteside and that was a shame. I think the show really blew it by not getting more into the era. Why not have the 1950′s avengers or Marvel’s 40′s Heroes trickle through?  A hearthrob alien from Venus with advanced technology and questionable motives? A killer robot? Venus? Namor and Namora? The Original Black widow?  The Torch? All handled by Agent Carter with an occasional assist from the wasp and Ant Man?  Their directive shunned their comic audience, IMO.
Agents of Sheild has also gotten into trouble for similar reasons. I get that Marvel didn’t want to give them access to the main MU heroes, so they tried to build around a cast instead and an assigned shit storyline eater ---the inhumans, but I think they didn’t make the right arguments.   Ulysses Klaw would have made an awesome villain for shield for the last season....adding to his impact in the black panther movie.  They should have focused on minor villains with International operations.  The Kangaroo.  Batroc the Leaper would have been a screen munching over the top villain straight out of a bond movie.  He could have a plan to kill his nemesis, Captain America, that shield could thwart.  I have always been partial to the mandrill, (and his sister Dansen Macabre), and the success of the purple man character tapping a nerve suggests it is high time for a little monkey business.  
I get that getting the Ghost Rider right was an expensive investment dictating they used that a lot for a season.   The storyline just wasn’t that good.  Another Mort. Maybe guest star the shroud.  Werewolf by night.
Like LOT, the AOS show is really built on only a small portion of their cast.   Three characters since they offed Grant --- Mockingbird, Daisy, and Coulter.  Really everyone else SHOULD be nameless agents who come and go.  It’s a spy show.  You don’t have to have ongoing arcs each week. It’s great to be the prisoner, but  you can be the 1960′s Avengers some weeks.  I think they lost sight of that.
That’s all I really got today.  End rant. 
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gumnut-logic · 4 years ago
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It became routine. Each ‘morning’ by the clock, he would patrol the perimeter, check the transmitter, check the seals and go over all the jury rigging that kept him alive.
He would explore from time to time, but ever aware of the fragility of his existence, he was restricted as to how far he was willing to go.
As time grew, so did his needs. He discovered ice and greedily harvested it for the three things it could give him – water, fuel and oxygen. He slapped together a tin can with a couple of thrusters scrounged from the doomed Zero-X and slapped a call sign on it. Thunderbird X wasn’t much, but it got him what he needed, darting between the nearby lumps of solar system garbage that ranged from frozen chunks of hydrogen, right up the elemental chain to the absurdity of the lump of gold that threatened to puncture X simply due to the velocity it was travelling at.
So, he managed. He found what he needed and he built. He logged. He explored to keep himself sane and he discovered.
But most of all, he longed.
He had left so much behind, so far away.
At times he would picture his sons in his mind’s eye, just to keep their images fresh.
Little Allie with that dash of golden hair and innocent blue eyes. He counted his schooling years wondering at the report cards he wasn’t seeing, but knowing he was bright, ever so bright, taking after his lovely Lucille.
Thoughts of his wife kept him company to the point that he often wondered if she was there with him, watching over him, keeping him safe.
The time Thunderbird X’s starboard thruster exploded on his return run, sending her into a deadly roll that almost ended in a final farewell to his existence…she was there while his leg mended. There through the pain of resetting and the ache that followed for weeks.
She was in his dreams.
She whispered in the long silences.
But his boys.
Young Gordon, so determined to go to the Olympics, more fish than teenager, he wondered if he had made it. If his brothers and his mother had been able to watch him stand on that podium and represent his country.
He daydreamed he did.
And even if he didn’t, god, he missed his smile. His second youngest son was a ball of mischievous sunshine, even when Jeff had found sand poured into his boots and the time the little brat filled his shower head with blue dye.
When he needed to smile, he thought of his little Gordy.
He harvested what he could from the Zero-X. The ship was never going to fly again, crippled by its unintended plummet into deep space. He had done his best to stabilise her flight as she appeared suddenly surrounded by debris and icy rock. As it was, he had barely managed to set down on the planetoid. The more correct word would have been ‘crashed’ but he had a Lee Taylor drawling in the back of his mind about any landing he could walk away from, yada, yada.
He missed his space buddy and his dry wit like he would miss a limb. It had always been the two of them against the unknown. They’d been there and back, but now, so far away, he wasn’t with him.
But despite that, he forged on.
He tore that pile of scrap metal apart and, from it, made a place to survive.
He could call it a home, but he refused.
Home was an island with his family so many thousands of AU away.
He built.
He crafted.
He survived.
Communications was a priority. He knew the distance. He knew the chances of reaching that tiny blue dot so, so far away.
The transmitter was easy. Most of that equipment had survived intact, but the technology was nowhere near the level of International Rescue. He wrangled what he could out of it and sent a repeating signal.
A vain hope, but hope nonetheless. His boys had the best technology on the planet.
And then he remembered the flight plan of the Calypso.
It didn’t take him long to put together another signal, a hack into Brains’ robot. It was a long shot, but if it worked, his boys could hear him sooner.
So, checking the transmitters became part of the routine. Every day.
Power levels.
He had harnessed the great engines of the ship. She couldn’t fly, but she could generate enough electricity and more for his needs. Thank god.
It was with hope he built the receiver.
This he crafted from scratch with his own knowledge. Between Shadow Alpha, his own training and introducing John to his first radio at age five, he had the skill set.
It was fond memories of his middle boy that accompanied the exercise.
Red hair and turquoise eyes that absorbed every smidgen of information Jeff had been willing to impart. He was the eldest of his boys aiming high enough to follow Jeff into space. Of course, John’s interests were different, drifting in more Lucille’s direction of applied physics and the creation of new systems. John took to digital technologies like Gordon took to water. His longing for space simply led to communications and astro-specialities. Where Jeff was closer to the traditional NASA test pilot type who jumped into a tin can and crossed his fingers that the labcoats knew what they were doing, John was a little of both. Made sense since his mother was one of those labcoats.
Lucille had sent Lee and Jeff to Mars only to welcome him back with a little red-haired boy to carry both of their legacies.
So, when he flicked the on switch on his receiver, it shouldn’t have surprised him that John’s voice was the first sound he heard.
“Calling Zero-X from Thunderbird Five, Colonel Jeff Tracy, do you copy? Please respond.”
It was a recording, repeating over and over, sweeping the universe looking for him. It faded in and out, some times riddled with static, always days out of date, but it was his son.
Some nights he cried.
It didn’t stop as the years passed. It became reassurance that at least part of his legacy still survived, that his sons were still running International Rescue. It got bad enough that at one point he built a second receiver just so he didn’t have to turn that one off to change frequencies.
John’s voice sung in tune to Lucille’s in his head.
The day he discovered the coded entries in the repeating signal, he nearly lost it completely.
His middle son was truly brilliant. Laced into the repetition was a code, an IR code with John’s unique identifier that only his family knew and with the computing power Jeff had salvaged from the wreck, he had just enough to uncover what his boy was sending him.
Words.
Photos.
Stories.
His family in tiny snippets looped into that repeating signal.
“Dad, we know you’re out there somewhere. We miss you. Please know we won’t stop looking and we will find you.”
So stranded millions of miles away from home, every now and again, he would receive a care package from home. Sometimes the signal shattered beyond repair, sometimes interference was so bad John’s voice barely made it. Sometimes the signal went completely dead and Jeff would fret as the solar system realigned itself enough to let that signal through again.
But his blessed John sent such a lifeline that he knew he may not have survived without it.
He even sent his brother’s piano music.
Only a fragment survived the distance, but Jeff clung to the sound of Virgil’s fingers on his mother’s piano.
Thoughts of his second eldest, his gentle artistic soul who bore so much of his beloved Lucille that he hadn’t been able to look at the boy for some time after losing her.
He had so much regret, so much he wanted to make up to his boys. His priorities had seemed so obvious, so clear and so right at the time. But now, stranded with so much time to think, he could only think of what else he could have done.
Perhaps he could have been there for Virgil more. Been there for all of them. He lost his youngest’s teen years, he was becoming a man without his father or his mother.
Virgil had been older. Such a strong boy despite his sensitivities. He had his art and his music, yet he was so determined, the young man had presented his father with his pilot’s license, his engineering degree and stepped into his role in International Rescue without a blink.
He’d seen that expression on Lucy’s face the day she told him she was pregnant with their first. He had immediately flared protectively, claiming she needed to step back on the Mars project.
She had such fire in her eyes when she told him clearly and at length where he could stick it.
Virgil had that same stubborn streak along side his music. He was as tough as the ‘bird he flew.
And when it came to Jeff’s food sources, stubborn had been the key.
The Zero-X had been a prototype. She wasn’t stocked for a long-term mission; her supplies had been minimal and hunger had become a constant companion. There were limits out here as to what could be found, what could be considered edible.
He had done things he never wanted to think about again.
He had daydreamed about his mother’s cooking.
There were times that this one lack of supply nearly did him in.
He had tricks they had used on Mars and on the Moon, but ultimately the human body was tied to Earth’s ecosystem and there were so many limits as to what he could do to emulate it.
The ship’s empty hydroponic racks mocked him, but the daylight lamps were enough to save him.
So, he managed an existence. Meagre and sometimes painful, but stubborn kept him going and the voices from so far away kept him in hope.
And hope was named Scott Tracy. He knew his eldest. Where Virgil was stubborn, Scott was driven. The man would not stop.
Those vivid blue eyes that had at first looked up at him with admiration, and later faced him down with determination and sometimes anger, ever the staunch field commander of International Rescue. Scott was his second. He knew he had depended on him far too much, even from early on after Lucille passed, but the boy had shouldered it all.
He had no doubt Scott was still shouldering it. The boy had such a capacity to love and to bear what he needed to, to get the job done. Scott was the one who had stepped in when Jeff had been unable to be there for whatever reason.
His mother had made a point of making sure Jeff knew exactly what he was putting his children through. Loudly and in detail.
Jeff knew his failures.
And ultimately, he had failed his boys completely and ended up stranded out here.
With his regrets for company.
He existed.
He survived.
He clung to hope.
And then after an eternity the messages changed. John’s voice stopped its loop and switched to direct communication. Everything Thunderbird Five had threw his son’s voice across the void. Where Jeff only had the little transmission power he had, his son’s ‘bird knew how to yell.
His boys had received his SOS.
He cried tears when all five spoke to him from so far away. He couldn’t answer, but god, could he listen. After all those years of Scott yelling at him to listen, his mother yelling the same, he finally was so grateful to hear their voices.
Alan’s had deepened and sounded so confident and sure. Gordon’s smile floated across space and warmed his heart, John, his lifeline, had tears in his voice and Virgil’s deep baritone was sweeter than his music.
And Scott.
The fire in his voice lit up the small confined space Jeff lived in. That determination was there, strong and ever so driven.
His sons were coming to get him.
Hope became reality.
And all he could do was weep.
The care packages increased in frequency and often had a variety of brothers telling him of their progress. The stories varied, but the mission updates all came from Scott, delivered in sharp military terms.
Scott didn’t send stories.
Launch Day was scheduled, but due to the time delay, he found out about the plan at almost the same time his proximity network started screaming at him.
And of course, fate chose that day for his planetoid to fall apart. He had tempted luck too far and it was finally calling due.
His boys moved faster than he expected and he was in Thunderbird X when they arrived. He could not believe he almost missed them…after waiting so, so long.
When he saw Scott fall, his mind stopped and he just moved.
The hand he caught was the first he had touched in over eight years.
Those blue eyes, the same eyes that accused him in the darkness when sleep failed him, now looked up at him in astonishment, widening ever so much.
So full of love that his heart shattered.
His boy.
“Dad?”
“I’ve got you, son.” Hold it together. “Now, what do you say we get out of here?”
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A glance again at among the notable folks we have misplaced this 12 months.
Tony Rosato     The actor, who appeared on “SCTV” and later joined the forged of “Saturday Evening Stay” in 1981, died of a coronary heart assault on Jan. 10 on the age of 62.
William Peter Blatty     The writer of the famed horror novel “The Exorcist,” died from most cancers on Jan. 12 on the age of 89.
Dick Gautier The actor who starred within the authentic Broadway manufacturing of “Bye Bye Birdie” and performed the function of Hymie the Robotic on “Get Good” died on Jan. 13 on the age of 85.
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka The WWE legend died from abdomen most cancers on Jan. 15 on the age of 73. He was inducted into the WWF (now WWE) Corridor of Fame in 1996 and was additionally the primary WrestleMania opponent of The Undertaker.
Miguel Ferrer  The “NCIS: Los Angeles” star who performed the function of Owen Granger died Jan. 19 from most cancers on the age of 61.
Lee O’Denat aka “Q” The founder and CEO of music and tradition web site WorldStarHipHop, Lee O’Denat, died on Jan. 23 in his sleep on the age of 43, in response to TMZ.
Mary Tyler Moore The legendary six-time Emmy-winning star of the “Mary Tyler Moore Present” and “The Dick Van Dyke Present” died on Jan. 25 on the age of 80.
Mike Connors The American actor, finest recognized for taking part in a non-public eye on the long-running CBS motion collection “Mannix” (1967-75), died on January 26 at age 91.
Barbara Hale The actress finest recognized for her function as authorized secretary Della Avenue on the long-running authorized drama “Perry Mason,” died Jan. 27 on the age of 94. In line with the Washington Submit, Hale died of issues from power obstructive pulmonary illness.
John Damage The Oscar-nominated British actor whose profession spanned six many years and starred in “The Elephant Man,” “Alien” and three “Harry Potter” films died on the age of 77 on January 27. Damage had been battling pancreatic most cancers since 2015.
Richard Hatch Finest recognized for taking part in Captain Apollo on the 1970s sci-fi tv collection “Battlestar Galactica,” Hatch died on the age of 71 following a quick battle with pancreatic most cancers on Feb. 7.
Brenda Buttner The senior enterprise correspondent and host of “Bulls and Bears” for the Fox Information Channel, Brenda Buttner died on Feb. 20 after a battle with most cancers on the age of 55.
Neil Fingleton The 7-foot, 7-inch Fingleton died Feb. 25 at age 36. He was finest recognized for his function as the enormous referred to as Magazine the Mighty on “Sport of Thrones” and was Europe’s tallest man.
Invoice Paxton The star of “Aliens” and “Titanic” died Feb. 26 as a consequence of issues from surgical procedure. He was 61 years outdated.
Robert Osborne Movie historian and longtime host on Turner Basic Motion pictures, Robert Osborne died Mar. 6 on the age of 84.
Joni Sledge  A member of the 1970’s musical group, Sister Sledge, recognized for his or her single “We Are Household,” Sledge died Mar. 10 at 60-years-old.
Auntie Price Felicia O’Dell, higher referred to as Chef Sista Woman or Auntie Price, was a viral YouTube sensation recognized for her “good ass hen” died Mar. 17 after struggling a coronary heart assault. She was 59-years-old.
Chuck Berry Chuck Berry, singer and songwriter of rock and roll classics equivalent to “Maybellene,” “Roll Over Beethoven” and “Johnny B. Goode” died Mar. 18 on the age of 90.
Bernie Wrightson The famed comedian guide artist recognized for co-creating the DC comedian guide monster Swamp Factor died Mar. 19 after an extended battle with mind most cancers at 68-years-old.
Jimmy Breslin The Pulitzer-winning reporter and columnist whose life was as outsized because the New York Metropolis characters he depicted and uncovered in print, died Mar. 19 on the age of 88. He was recognized for reporting on letters he obtained from “Son of Sam” serial killer, David Berkowitz in 1977 and uncovered one of many metropolis’s worst corruption scandals within the ’80s.
Darlene Cates The “What’s Consuming Gilbert Grape” mother died Mar. 26 peacefully in her sleep on the age of 69.
Don Rickles Legendary humorist and actor finest referred to as an insult comedian, Rickles died Apr. 7 on the age of 90.
Charlie Murphy The actor and comic — the older brother of Eddie Murphy who was finest recognized for his extremely memorable stints on “Chappelle’s Present” — died April 12 from issues from leukemia.
Erin Moran Finest recognized for taking part in Ron Howard’s child sister within the basic 1970s sitcom “Completely satisfied Days,” Moran died Apr. 22 on the age of 56.
Jonathan Demme The Oscar successful director of “The Silence of the Lambs” died Apr. 26 from esophageal most cancers on the age of 73.
Michael Mantenuto One of many stars of Disney’s 2004 movie “Miracle,” Mantenuto died on the age of 35 from a self-inflicted gunshot wound on Apr. 24.
Powers Boothe The Emmy-winning character actor, who had memorable stints on “Deadwood,” “24,” and “Nashville,” died in his sleep of pure causes at age 68 on Might 14.
Brad Gray The longtime producer, who additionally served as chairman and CEO of Paramount for 12 years, died Might 14 of most cancers at age 59.
Chris Cornell Chris Cornell, the grunge frontman of rock teams Soundgarden and Audioslave, died of a suicide by hanging on Might 18, 2017. He was 52.
Roger Ailes The previous Fox Information Chief, who resigned from the corporate in July after former anchor Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment lawsuit that resulted in a number of girls coming ahead with related claims died on Might 18 on the age of 77. In line with a household pal who spoke with CNN, Ailes fell at his house in Palm Seaside, Florida final week, suffered issues, and slipped right into a coma.
Gregg AllmanThe organist and singer for The Allman Brothers, Rock & Roll Corridor of Fame inductee Gregg Allman died peacefully in his sleep at his house in Savannah, Georgia, on the age of 69, in response to his official web site. Allman helped create the Southern Rock style, and obtained the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2012.
Lisa Spoonauer Finest referred to as Caitlin Bree within the 1994 movie “Clerks,” Spoonauer died on the age of 44. The movie’s director, Kevin Smith, reported the information on June 6.
Adam West  The titular star of TV’s “Batman” from 1966-1968 died after battling leukemia on the age of 88 on June 9.
Martin Landau The star of “Ed Wooden,” “North by Northwest” and the ’60s TV collection “Mission: Unimaginable” died July 15 on the age of 89 after experiencing sudden issues throughout a brief hospitalization.
George Romero The famed horror director who invented the trendy zombie film with 1968’s “Evening of the Dwelling Useless,” died July 16 at age 77 after a brief battle with lung most cancers.
Chester Bennington Chester Bennington, the frontman of the 2000s rap-rock group Linkin Park, died of suicide by hanging on July 20. He was 41.
Sam Shepard The writer, playwright and actor, died on July 27 from issues of ALS. He was 73 years outdated.
Robert Hardy The actor, finest recognized for taking part in Cornelius Fudge within the “Harry Potter” movie franchise, died Aug. three on the age of 91.
Barbara Prepare dinner A Broadway star and a beloved cabaret and live performance performer, died on the age of 89 from respiratory failure on Aug. eight.
Glen Campbell Glen Campbell, the Grammy-winning singer, songwriter, guitarist and selection TV present host, died on August eight. He was recognized with Alzheimer’s illness late in 2010. Campbell was 81.
Joseph Bologna The actor, director, playwright, and Oscar-nominated screenwriter died Aug. 13 on the age of 82 after dropping his battle with pancreatic most cancers.
Dick Gregory The famed comic and civil rights activist died Aug. 19 on the age of 84 from coronary heart failure.
Jerry Lewis Considered one of Hollywood’s most well-known comedians recognized for being one-half of a legendary comedy duo with Dean Martin, died Aug. 20 on the age of 91.
Thomas Meehan The Tony Award-winning author of “Annie,” “Hairspray” and “The Producers,” has died on the age of 88 on Aug. 22
Jay Thomas Recognized for roles on “Cheers” and “Murphy Brown,” Thomas died Aug. 24 at age 69 after an extended battle with most cancers.
Tobe Hooper Tobe Hooper, the director of horror classics equivalent to “The Texas Chainsaw Bloodbath” and “Poltergeist,” died on Aug. 26 at age 74.
Bernard Pomerance Bernard Pomerance, the American playwright and poet who wrote the Tony-winning 1977 play “The Elephant Man,” died Aug. 26 on the age of 74 from issues from most cancers at his house in Galisteo, New Mexico.
Coach Rollie Massimino Longtime Villanova basketball coach Rollie Massimino died Aug. 30 on the age of 82 after battling lung most cancers.
Richard Anderson Richard Anderson, an actor recognized for “The Six Million Greenback Man” and “The Bionic Lady,” died Aug. 31 at age 91.
Shelley Berman Slapstick comedian and actor Shelley Berman, recognized for taking part in Larry David’s dad on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” died Sep. 1 as a consequence of issues from Alzheimer’s Illness on the age of 92.
Walter Becker Walter Becker, co-founding guitarist of the jazz rock band Steely Dan, died Sep. three at age 67.
John Ashbery John Ashbery, the acclaimed Pulitzer-winning American poet who challenged readers with musical verses that always defied simple understanding, died Sep. three at age 90.
Elizabeth Kemp Elizabeth Kemp, actress and famed trainer on the Actors Studio, died Sep. 1 at age 65.
Troy Gentry Troy Gentry, one half of Kentucky-based nation music duo Montgomery Gentry, has died on the age of 50 after a tragic helicopter crash on Sep. eight.
Blake Heron Blake Heron, the previous little one actor finest recognized for taking part in Marty Preston within the 1996 household film “Shiloh,” has died on the age of 35 on Sep. eight
Michael Friedman Michael Friedman, a composer and lyricist whose musical “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson” performed on Broadway in 2010, died Sep. 9 at age 41 from issues of HIV/AIDS
Len Wein Len Wein, died Sep. 10 at age 69 after making a plethora of comics universe characters together with Wolverine and Swamp Factor.
Mike Hodge Mike Hodge, an actor who appeared in recurring roles on “Regulation & Order” and “Regulation & Order: Particular Victims Unit” and was the president of SAG-AFTRA’s New York chapter, died Sep. 9 on the age of 70.
Don Ohlmeyer Tv govt Don Ohlmeyer, who coined the phrase “Should See TV” within the 1990s, died Sep. 10, NBC’s “Sunday Evening Soccer” play-by-play man Al Michaels introduced throughout tonight’s telecast. Ohlmeyer was 72.
X Atencio X Atencio, the legendary animator and imagineer behind basic Disney movies equivalent to “Pinocchio” and “Fantasia,” died Sep. 10 on the age of 98.
Mark LaMura Mark LaMura, the actor finest recognized for taking part in Mark Dalton on the late, nice ABC cleaning soap “All My Kids,” died Sep. 11 on the age of 68 after a battle with lung most cancers.
Edith Windsor Edith Windsor, LGBTQ activist and lead plaintiff in a pivotal Supreme Court docket marriage-equality case, died Sep. 12 at age 88.
Jessi Zazu Jessi Zazu, frontwoman for the Nashville-based alt-country band These Darlins, died on Sep. 12 at age 28 after a battle with cervical most cancers.
Frank Vincent Frank Vincent, a personality actor finest recognized for roles as Italian mafia members, has died on the age of 78 on Sep. 13.
Grant Hart Grant Hart, drummer and singer of the choice rock band Hüsker Dü, died at 56-years-old on Sep. 13.
Michelle Rounds Michelle Rounds, Rosie O’Donnell’s ex-wife, died Monday, Sept. 11, at age 46 by obvious suicide.
Harry Dean Stanton Harry Dean Stanton, who labored in Hollywood for over 60 years, died Sep. 15, at age 91 from pure causes.
Lillian Ross Lillian Ross, longtime reporter for The New Yorker, died Sep. 20 on the age of 99.
Bernie Casey Bernie Casey, who performed nationwide Tri Lams fraternity head U.N. Jefferson within the 1984 comedy “Revenge of the Nerds” and its sequels, died Sep. 19 at 78-years-old.
David Lyle David Lyle, former head of Nationwide Geographic Channels and FremantleMedia North America, died Sep. 21 at 67 after battling most cancers.
Charles Bradley Acclaimed soul singer Charles Bradley who launched his first album on the age of 62, died Sep. 23 at 68 following an extended bout with most cancers.
Jan Triska Jan Triska, a Czech actor who starred in such Hollywood films as “Ronin” and “Ragtime,” died Sep. 25 after a fall two days earlier from Prague’s iconic Charles Bridge. He was 80 years outdated.
Barry Dennen Barry Dennen, member of the unique forged of “Jesus Christ Celebrity,” died Sep. 24 at age 79 in hospice care in Burbank after struggling a mind harm from a fall in June.
Paul Horner Paul Horner, a author of “pretend information” who claimed to affect the 2016 election together with his broadly discredited tales, was discovered lifeless outdoors Phoenix on Sep. 18 on the age of 38.
Hugh Hefner Playboy founder and icon Hugh Hefner died on Sep. 27 on the age of 91 from pure causes.
SI Newhouse Jr. S.I. Newhouse Jr., who ran the Conde Nast publishing empire that included journal giants equivalent to Vainness Truthful, Vogue and The New Yorker, died Oct. 1 on the age of 89.
Tom Petty The chief singer of the Heartbreakers and a profitable solo artist, recognized for hits like “Free Fallin’” and “Studying to Fly,” died at age 66 on Oct. 2 after being discovered unconscious in his Malibu house the earlier night time.
Charles ‘Chuck’ Low Charles “Chuck” Low, a army vet turned actual property developer turned “Goodfellas” actor, died peacefully in his sleep on Sep. 18 at age 89.
Hervé L Leroux French dressmaker Hervé L. Leroux, recognized for his bandage attire, died Oct. 6 at age 60.
Connie Hawkins NBA legend Connie “The Hawk” Hawkins, recognized for being an influence ahead recognized for his huge palms, scoop photographs and football-like passes, died Oct. 6 at age 75.
Ralphie Might Comic and “Final Comedian Standing” alum Ralphie Might died of hypertensive heart problems attributable to hypertension on October 6. He was 45.
Philip Reitnour Philip Reitnour, who appeared on “Shark Tank” in 2014 to pitch his app EmergenSee, has been discovered lifeless in Philadelphia’s Schuylkill river on the age of 58.
John Dunsworth John Dunsworth, star of the hit Canadian TV collection “Trailer Park Boys,” died Oct. 16 at age 71.
Mychael Knight Mychael Knight, a dressmaker who competed on the truth competitors collection “Mission Runway,” died Oct. 17 at age 39.
Gord Downie The Tragically Hip frontman Gord Downie died Oct. 17 at age 53 after being recognized with a mind tumor in Might.
Danielle Darrieux Danielle Darrieux, the French actress whose profession on display screen and stage spanned eight many years and was recognized for “eight Girls,” died on the age of 100 on Oct. 19.
Brent Briscoe Brent Briscoe, a personality actor recognized for roles in David Lynch’s “Twin Peaks” and “Mulholland Drive,” in addition to “The Inexperienced Mile” and “Sling Blade,” died at age 56 on Oct. 20.
Robert Guillaume Robert Guillaume, a two-time Emmy winner for his character Benson DuBois on “Cleaning soap” and the spinoff “Benson,” in addition to the voice of Rafiki in “The Lion King,” died after a battle with prostate most cancers on Oct. 24. He was 89.
Fat Domino Rock and roll legend Fat Domino, recognized for singles like “Ain’t That A Disgrace,” “I am Walkin” and “Blueberry Hill,” died at age 89 on Oct. 24.
Brad Bufanda “Veronica Mars” actor Brad Bufanda died by suicide on Nov. three. He was 34.
John Hillerman John Hillerman, the Emmy-winning actor who portrayed Higgins reverse Tom Selleck on “Magnum P.I.,” died of pure causes on Nov. 9. He was 84.
Chuck Mosley Charles Henry Mosley III, a former singer for the band Religion No Extra, died “as a result of illness of dependancy” on Nov. 10. He was 57.
Liz Smith Liz Smith, a legendary New York gossip columnist who helped usher in an period of superstar journalism, died on Nov. 12 on the age of 94.
Lil Peep Gustav Ahr, a rising rap star who carried out beneath the title Lil Peep after releasing his first full album in August, died of a suspected overdose on the age of 21.
Jack Blessing Jack Blessing, an actor recognized for his roles on “Moonlighting,” “The Bare Reality” and “George Lopez,” died following a battle with pancreatic most cancers on November 14. He was 66.
Earle Hyman Earle Hyman, who performed Grandpa Huxtable on “The Cosby Present” along with a profession on stage as a Shakespearean actor, died Nov. 17 at age 91.
Malcolm Younger Malcolm Younger, one of many founding guitarists of rock band AC/DC, died on Nov. 18 after battling dementia. He was 64.
Mel Tillis Nation music star Mel Tillis, who was inducted into the Nation Music Corridor of Fame, died of suspected respiratory failure on Nov. 19. He was 85.
Charles Manson Charles Manson, the con man, cult chief and legal who led the Manson Household murders within the ’60s, died on Nov. 19. He was 83.
Jana Novotna Jana Novotna, a Czech tennis champion who gained Wimbledon in 1998, died after a battle with most cancers on Nov. 19. She was 49.
Della Reese Della Reese, a jazz and pop singer who additionally starred on “Touched by an Angel,” died on Nov. 19. She was 86.
Peter Baldwin Peter Baldwin, an Emmy-winning director of “The Surprise Years,” “The Brady Bunch” and “Sanford and Son,” died on Nov. 19. He was 86.
David Cassidy David Cassidy, the star of “The Partridge Household” and a teen heartthrob from the ’70s, died on Nov. 21 after being positioned right into a medically-induced coma. He was 67.
Tommy Keene Tommy Keene, an influence pop singer-songwriter fashionable within the ’80s, died on Nov. 22 on the age of 59.
Rance Howard Rance Howard, an actor who appeared in 15 movies directed by his son Ron Howard, died on Nov. 26. He was 89.
Ken Shapiro Ken Shapiro, a author and director of Chevy Chase’s debut movie from 1974 “The Groove Tube,” died of most cancers on Nov. 27. He was 76.
Jim Nabors Jim Nabors, who performed Gomer Pyle on “The Andy Griffith Present” and on “Gomer Pyle: USMC,” died on Nov. 30. He was 87.
Heather North   Heather North, an actress finest recognized for voicing Daphne on the animated collection “Scooby-Doo,” diec November 30 at age 71.
Charlie Inexperienced Jr. YouTube star Charlie Inexperienced Jr., higher referred to as Indignant Grandpa, died on Dec. 10 after a battle with pores and skin most cancers. He was 67.
Bruce Brown  Bruce Brown, director of the browsing documentary from 1966 “Countless Summer season,” died of pure causes on Dec. 10. He was 80.
Pat DiNizio  Pat DiNizio, lead singer and songwriter of the New Jersey rock band The Smithereens, died on Dec. 12. He was 62.
Bob Givens  Bob Givens, a veteran animator who helped design such basic characters as Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, died Dec. 14 at age 99.
Kim Jong-hyun  Kim Jong-hyun, also called Jonghyun as a part of the Ok-pop group SHINee, died on Dec. 18 on the age of 27. His loss of life is being investigated as a potential suicide.
Jordan Feldstein  Jordan Feldstein, the supervisor of Maroon 5 and different music stars, died Dec. 23 of an obvious coronary heart assault at age 40. He was additionally the older brother of actors Jonah Hill and Beanie Feldstein.
William W. Graham  William W. Graham, a scion of the enduring Washington Submit publishers Phil and Katharine Graham, died at age 69 on account of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Information of the suicide was first reported by the Submit in an official obituary on Dec. 24.
Heather Menzies-Urich  Heather Menzies-Urich, the actress finest recognized for taking part in the second-oldest Von Trapp daughter Louisa within the Oscar-winning musical movie “The Sound of Music,” died Dec. 24 at age 68.
Kent Damon Kent Damon, father to actor Matt Damon, died of most cancers on Dec. 23. He was 74.
Alfie Curtis  Alfie Curtis, an actor recognized for showing within the authentic “Star Wars” and the 1980 movie “The Elephant Man,” died on Dec. 26. His reason for loss of life shouldn’t be but recognized. He was 87.
Amanda Davis  Veteran Atlanta morning information anchor of CBS46 Amanda Davis died of a stroke on Dec. 27. She was 62.
Rose Marie  Rose Marie, an actress recognized for her roles in “The Dick Van Dyke Present” and “The Doris Day Present,” in addition to in appearances on “Hollywood Squares,” died on Dec. 28. She was 94.
Sue Grafton  Sue Grafton, the thriller novelist finest recognized for an alphabet-titled collection of novels starting with “A Is for Alibi,” died in her Santa Barbara house at age 77.
Daniel Talbot  Daniel Talbot, the indie movie icon whose New Yorker Movies dealt with the U.S. launch of classics from Bertolucci, Godard, Louis Malle and Errol Morris, died on December 29. He was in his early 90s.
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