#john doe spoilers

[toosmallformyowngood]

Right, normally I'm not a bitch about fandom stuff but for the love of god can we all collectively stop calling John messy? Her house is a mess because he's cursed. Canonically they've tried to clean it and, thanks to the curse, doing so just made it worse. He's a little stinky but she's not a slob guys stop it you're being so mean to my poor babygirl 😭

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

In the Hag's Hovel Lion's Den

You can get this, as well as all other Malevolent prints, from my store.

[shapelytimber]

Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]

Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

[potato-lord-but-not]

sorryyyy sorry sorry

[godwaltz]

hi guys , i drew the scene. horrified by hearing him mad. [despite the 12 kaynes on this page i am actually his #1 hater]

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Straight friend groups are like *The blonde girl* *The funny one* *Chad*

Gay friend groups are like *The Tortured Detective* *The Blind Vessel* *The Fractured Piece Of An Eldritch God* *The Serial Killer*

[samglyph]

So that last 25 minutes huh.

[abstractfrog]

little comic based on The Gloria Scott - part 2

[quisters]

Oscar really chose the most unstable, fucked up guy to dedicate his damn life to

[aktrashpanda]

I know Pieta has been done a million times in this fandom but in my defense I wanted to do it too.

[thedoodlebuggo]

malevolent part 42 spoilers

this is how i choose to cope

[satsumadraws]

Harlan said it's HIS turn to be sopping wet okay and Arthur is literally I guess

[jashiethh]

Malevolent Spoilers: Part 35

One of my favourite scenes in the entire podcast, this is exactly how I imagined their faces looked like btw

[dani-r]

Did I say that I love Yorick with all my heart already?

[potato-lord-but-not]

I’m unwell I’m unwell I’m unwell I’m unw