#johnlock bbc

[sher2650]

Johnlock week day 2:

Scarf

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Sherlock: (drinks a full bottle of water)

John: … Did you just…? Did you actually… you- YOU JUST DRANK WATER?!

Sherlock: … Yes? This surprises you-?

John: OH MY GOD! YES! LETS GO- THIS IS A WIN! A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! MRS. HUDSON!!!

Mrs. H: ( from downstairs ) YES, DEAR?

John: SHERLOCK JUST DRANK WATER!!!

Mrs. H: WHAT?! NOT TEA OR-

Sherlock: NO- I- WATER! I DRANK WATER! What is wrong with you lot-

John: Oh my God- I have to tell Greg-

Sherlock: Greg? Who-

John: ( on the phone ) SHHH. Greg. Get over here.

Greg: Is something wrong? Are you and Sherlock ok-

John: I just watched Sherlock finish a bottle of water.

Greg: … You’re pranking me. He’s snickering in the background isn’t he-?

John: Nope. Rally the troops. Have Molly pick up a cake- he loves those-

Sherlock: I’m still here you know-

John: SSHHH Sherlock. The adults are planning a party.

Sherlock: … Because I drank water?

John: Yes.

Sherlock: ….

John: ….

Sherlock: … Are you trying to psychologically condition me, Doctor Watson?

John: …. Is it working?

Sherlock: … What flavor cake?

John: Chocolate.

Sherlock: Then yes. Throw in some coffee flavored ice cream and I’ll eat a full meal instead of just nibbling at one.

John: DEAL! DEAL- 100% YOU’VE GOT A DEAL!

[adriwithae]

Okay but who is this diva being so fierce it is cuntastrophic to the slaymosphere

[1895locktva]

Reference:

"You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion."

– The Valley of Fear

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Looks like ‘the cookie’ in the right picture knows it, and is into it

[noodles-and-tea]

Teen johnlock for you

[holmosexualitea]

Johnlock Week 2025! (1-3)

Day 1 - Historical AU

Day 2 - Scarf

Day 3 - Soulmate AU

[judesjubilee]

[lanaphernelia]

[ramigir]

🌼🌼que algun dia pasaría que vendría buscarla con sus flores amarillaaaas

[prophecyhaunted]

John "kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor" Watson

Sherlock "I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior" Holmes

[sher2650]

The east wind takes us all in the end.

[thegreatmousebafoon]

John: IM AS STRAIGHT AS ANY ONE OF YOU!

Sherlock: ( has been in love with John since like- forever. ) … um… well…

Mrs. Hudson: ( took getting married to a maniac to learn it but damn did she enjoy being a lesbian while she could ) …. Um- yeah- about that-

Greg: ( do I even need to explain? ) … yeah bud- this is not going how you think.

John: oh come on. There’s no way- ( gets a text )

‘No one in that apartment is straight. I’m not even there and I’m not straight. -MH’

John: … You have got to be kidding me.

Sherlock: ( text alert noise, you know the one )

John: Oh… my God….

Sherlock: …Irene wants me to remind you she’s also gay. And that she bugged my skull- MY SKULL?!

[bedheaded-league]

It’s 2025. BBC Sherlock ended 8 years ago. The last season was so bad the fans didn’t even want to talk about it when it came out. Occasionally a post resurfaces where we all laugh at struggling to plug our phones in and being called alcoholics. Every time, there are more and more people in the comments who don’t get the joke. There are two currently airing Sherlock Holmes audio dramas that both portray a queer Holmes (as well as several other excellent queer characters), and one of them now has Holmes and Watson in a canonical romantic relationship. There’s an adorable crowdfunded short film where Watson plans Holmes’ birthday party and they flirt with each other, share a bed, plan their retirement, and kiss on the mouth. A video game about retired beekeeper Holmes just released where he arranges a romantic picnic so he can finally tell Watson how he feels. A popular graphic novelist just released the first part of a queer comic book retelling of the complete Holmes canon and had to do several rounds of preorders because she kept selling out too fast. Sherlock is garbage and here’s why has 15 million views on YouTube. Nature is healing. ❤️🐝

Edit bc I forgot to drop the names: The podcasts are Sherlock & Co and Fawx & Stallion aka @224bbaker (the one with the canon gay relationship.) The short film is called The Adventure of the Furtive Festivity and it's on youtube. The video game is @beekeeperspicnic and it's on Steam. The graphic novel series is by Molly Knox Ostertag, aka @contact-guy) Please feel free to drop any other queer Holmes adaptations I may be missing.

[1895locktva]

"It is quite a three pipe problem, my dear fellow, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes."