#johnlock hell

[weeesi]

omfg in the middle of an AMAZING slow burn johnlock fic right now -- the writing is brilliant and character development is ON POINT and they haven’t done The Sex yet but they are soOOOOooo in love with each other but the author takes forEVER to update save me

it’s called “Sherlock”

apparently it’s not on ao3 but the bbc is doing it?? idk

[vanishingpals]

person: so how did you start off your new year?

me: i fell back into the pit of johnlock hell

[weakforjaskier]

Sometimes when I’m too deep in the Johnlock Hell I hear Mycroft whispering in my ear: I warned you: don’t get involved

[totheverybestoftimes]

I just realized that Sherlock and John probably went to the tailor together to get matching tuxes for the wedding and now I'm dying just a little more.

[ushouldseemeinacrown]

My heart is crying so hard at this pls i need a soft hurt/comfort fanfiction about this

[waitedforgarridebs]

Merry only-6-more-months-until-Christmas day!

[this-is-a-queer-blog]

[adisabel]

[bartimaeus]

Yesterday I was thinking about the final scene of Sherlock and I realized something. What would an happy ending for the show be if Johnlock is not endgame: Sherlock and John back together in 221B, like the old times, BFF and bros, living their bachelor life together happy ever after. Maybe the closing scene will be just the two of them sitting peacefully in the living room, on their chair, two old friends. Seemed possible to me, if they wanted to betray us and turn this amazing show in a massive queerbating piece of shit.

BUT Then they showed us THIS ENDING SCENE. IN TAB.

And this is it. This is how it WOULD HAVE ENDED IF we were in the Victorian era. This is an happy ending for Vic!Sherlcok and John, but not for ours. Plus they would not spoil us the happy ending of the show! Now take this scene and think would would happen...

JOHNLOCK IS ENDGAME.

[marascomics]

Sherlock: i have something important to tell you john, something ive been meaning to say, but never have

John: ...

Sherlock: im... im gay

John: sherlock you dramatic little shit we've been married for three years

Sherlock: oh yeah lol

[johmlock]

when u find a post about johnlock but u already in johnlock hell

[johnlockiseverywhere]

sometimes only the hurt can heal each other by Abby S

[sxnkiddo]

Can you believe this is the face John Watson makes after Sherlock apologizes to Molly? 

And right after that, we get the “57 messages” thing. Jealous John is so precious <3 

[johnlocked-swiftie]

Sherlock: John, is there something you would like to say?

Greg: It's okay, John. You can say it.

John: [takes a deep breath] I don't want to marry Mary.

Sherlock: [gasps]

Sherlock: Wait, why am I gasping? I already knew that.

[hotfuss]

Broadchurch/Sherlock parallels

I swear every single british tv writer is in johnlock hell with us

[jdmsrovia]

john:

*holds sherlock’s hand*

*looks at his dick*

*lowkey asks if he’s single*

*sees him with a woman and freaks out*

*places hand on his leg, shrugs, and says “i don’t mind”*

*constantly compliments him*

*looks after him after a relapse*

*punches an officer and gets arrested for it because the guy called sherlock a weirdo*

john: “I aM nOT GaY”