I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, "let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes.
JOHN MULANEY | SNL
Feb. 29, 2020
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John Mulaney + Quarantine
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Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
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JOHN MULANEY
Stand-Up Monologue on February 29, 2020
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John Mulaney talking about being newly sober.
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“[My wife] said, ‘You know, we’ve been together for nine years, and I think we’ll be together for a long time. But you will never know what I really think of you, and I will never know what you really think of me.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, it’s kind of beautiful.’”
JOHN MULANEY
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
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John Mulaney talking about Jake Gyllenhaal x
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