#jokes i fw this

[nikxtty]

NOBODY is better than

THE ORIGINAL 💙💛

[meirimerens]

les voix de bohème, la descente, la chute.

color variant

[edsnotden]

I made this like two weeks ago as a joke its rlly low effort sorry

[ancientdeitygirldick]

need to lap up pussy juices till the pheromones in them permanently wire my brain chemistry to breed the owner continuously until i pass out

[auuwmk]

Elixir Maker

[war-forged-storms]

The way cishet people thought “Hawk Tuah” was the funniest thing in the world….i have done bits in bed that would make your dick explode.

[xochimillilili]

My hands are cold, someone should really let me grope and squeeze their pretty tits and soft thighs to warm up~ Maybe I’ll even want to warm up my cock between their thighs as well

[lefthandedvegan]

im just a faggot who needs to be tortured and killed who want me

[greatdecaygreatrenewal]

idk i feel if u ship tomura w ur oc or a canon character n solely reduce him to his skin condition or his fandom version to boost the other characters up, purposely to make them look better n to make it seem like tomura could never bag a conventionally more attractive/interesting/appealing person. then fuck you?

[blondeaxolotl]

Do. Do you think since you shipped sebastian x grelle x othello, sebastian x butler grelle and madam red could be possible?? 😳

I say it's possible once again Grell has two hands except in this case both of her partners are at eachothers throats and sometimes don't want to share (they're good friends)

Also doodle inspired by my friend's (@pop-roxs) message because it was so funny to me and also gave me the idea on what to draw for this ask, ty Water <3

[ieatedrawegg]

hand perspective is hard

[ask-shane]

thought you might like my off-brand sdv chicken plush I bought a few years ago. Her name is Fritter and she smokes three packs of cigarettes a day

fritter. listen to me fritter… lay off the cigs. they’re no good for your lungs…

anyway, how adorable is she.

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

today I had an appointment with my doctor and he said that while I don't have physical symptoms, my blood results show that I might still be ovulating... and the thought of being mounted and bred with the threat of actually getting pregnant is now utterly intoxicating.

I need someone to play with me while I'm wearing my thong- grind your cock against me as I'm looking up at you, soaking wet and begging you to fill me. don't think, just push your cock in and try fucking me through my panties as you explain you're less likely to knock me up if I keep them on. flip me onto my front, grab my cock and pinch it hard when I try to hump against the mattress like the desperate mutt I am. pull the waistband of my thong down and force me to take my panties and your cock over and over again til your cum is leaks out and my tummy is swollen. tell me I won't get pregnant because we kept my panties on...

but whatever you do, don't force me to keep it.

[jadelemonadee]

i had a vison

[sillystimmings]

don’t care + didn’t ask + LALALALALA

x x x / x x / x x x

[pogzhellopart]

No EriKar this week because it is DaveKat week and i am definitely early to the party trust me nobody fact claim me i am the first person to post DaveKat for DaveKat week ever thank u goodbye