#jse incorrect quotes

[incorrectjseegoquotes]

Chase: Rules are made to be broken.

Marvin: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Jack: Uh, piñatas.

Schneep: Glow sticks.

Jameson: Karate boards.

Jackie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Anti: bones

Jack: what??

Chase:

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Rules

Marvin: ...

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Marvin: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Anti: You’ll do it?

Marvin: Of course.

[wendiiingo]

A meme while you wait for the next portrait LOL

[septicwriters]

Dark: "Get on your knees."

Anti:....

Dark: "I said get down on the ground!"

Anti: "What? S̛o ̕we ca̴n ̛t̛alk to͏ e͜a͜ch̀ot͡he̷r̛ at ̛th͏e͞ ͡sa̵m̨e h̶ie͝g̀ht̕?"

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Chase: whatcha think, Marv? Left or right Twix?

Marvin: Chase, you know there's no difference between a left and right Twix. >:(

Jackie: OOH, I FUCKING LOVE TWIX!! I have left, right, up and down, and diagonal Twix!!! :D

Chase: What the hell is a diagonal Twix??

Marvin: ..Yeah, Jackie, what's that?

Jackie: it's like Twix, but diagonal!? Duh

Chase: But how does that work? It doesn't make any sense.

Schneep: Yeah, Jackie, I'm a bit confused...

JJ: I agree, I'm puzzled.

Jackie: ?!! I don't get what's so confusing, you guys.

Marvin, showing studies on his phone: Jackie, there's been scientific studies showing there's no difference between left and right Twix, so what could diagonal Twix even be??

Chase: yeah, that's super confusing dude- what makes it diagonal?

Jackie: it's diagonal.

Chase: what does that MEAN??

Marvin: ....can you...show us a diagonal Twix?

Jackie: hmm...yeah I can do that!!!

Jackie: (pulls out this)

Everyone else:

Schneep: Well goddamn. That is one diagonal Twix.

[thenamelessdepths]

Jackie: What’re you in for? Murder?

Chase, looking at the penguin he’s talking to: He’s not in for anything?

Jackie: So he can leave?

Chase: No.

Jackie: Because he’s in witness protection?

Chase: No!

Jackie: Then just what the fuck is going on here khaki man!

[spooky-draws-stuff]

Marvin: Hi there! And welcome back to my new show! Today I've got a question for you chase, and it's why the fuck are you so sad?

Chase:Well that's a good question Marvin, you see my wife divorced me after strange and unsettling things started happening to my family. One day I came home with a pizza and I saw my wife left a note that she left with my kids for their safety. Which was understandable, considering Anti appeared and made everything worse.

:Loud siren noise and flashing lights:

Marvin: Uh oh! You know what that means!

Chase: MARVIN! WHAT! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Anti appears with Jackie

Marvin: It's time for the don't get stabbed challenge! Anti will throw knives at Jackie, and Jackie has to dodge his attacks!

Chase: AAAAHHHH! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE

@n-anon

[kalebsocs]

Chase: you took everything from me

Anti: I did not do that

Anti 5 minutes later as he's brooding: ...Yet.

[enderthevulpix]

Incorrect IRIS quotes:

Dr. Hanson: I appreciate it... BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN.

Schneep: *laughing his ass off* ARIN.

Dr Hanson: You gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE!

Schneep: Arin-

Dr Hanson: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE!

Schneep: Arin, we g-

Dr Hanson: YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, "WhAt Am I wIlLiNg To PuT uP wItH tOdAy??" NOT FUCKING THIS!

Schneep: *chaotic screaming*

[rcdiostcrs]

this audio w/ this photo

[starzz-n-roses]

Hello, people of tumblr!! If you've clicked on my account, I assume you're here to check out the place, right?

Well, here's a little introduction to summarise some what you can expect to see here, along with a little information about me <3

[ — !! •*⊹. °˖✧ !! — ]

☆ You may call me Star, or Rose! Or, if you wanna be a little more “formal”, Starlight is okay too :]

☆ I go by It/They pronouns!! (I’m also quite happy with star/xe pronouns!)

☆ I am very much so autistic, and I struggle with tone quite a lot, so tone indicators are always appreciated when talking to me! <3

☆ More information about me is here :))

Now, let’s get into what you can expect to see on this account!

I’m a multifandom gremlin lmao, and I’m in so many fandoms I’ve lost track at this point. However, I’ll typically be posting about the following:

☆ FavreMySabre (especially SSO / SS, and AR)

☆ JSE Egos / ALTRVerse

These are my main two fandoms, and my special interests, so most stuff I post here will be connected to them! There’s a chance I’ll also post stuff about other fandoms I’m in, and if I’m hyperfixating on something you’ll probably see me ramble about it at some point, too :]

Content wise, I’m mostly just going to ramble about interests here; but you can also expect to see some writing every now and then (I like writing stories & fanfiction in my free time!), and maybe some other stuff like incorrect quotes, and headcanons.

That being said, feel free to send to send me anything!! Asking things, sharing something, just to say hi — I really don’t mind! I’d love to interact with people in the same communities as me, and get to know you all a little better <3

One last thing; to keep things organised, I have tags!! They should help keep everything clean and easy to find :]

#starlitroses answers — for answering any asks I receive !!

#starlitroses rambles — for any post where I’m talking or rambling !!

#starlitroses writes — for any post where I’ve written some kind of story, or fanfiction !!

I can’t think of anything else right now, so I’ll wrap it up here! I’ll see you around in other posts, goodbye for now, and enjoy your stay here! <33

[incorrectjseegoquotes]

Anti: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Chase: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!

[incorrect-quotes-egos]

Marvin: Hey, Jack, have you thought about having children?

Jack: …

Jack: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Marvin: But we're not childr-

Jack, already distracted: ANTI, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

[al13n-fr34k]

Incorrect jse ego quote #1:

Chase: please don't go!

Stacy:..*confused

*Chase:* with tears in his eyes* I LOVE YOU SO!

Stacy:..chase..I'm going to get some milk

Chase:oh-..

[septicwriters]

Marvin: Alright, that's all I've got, unless I learn ancient Hebrew.

Jackie: *smirks expectantly*

Marvin: Jackie, I'm not learning ancient Hebrew!

[zany-deer]

Anti: We almost had it! Next time, all we need is a liiiiiittle dynamite

Chase: *burst into sobs*

Anti: What? You don’t like dynamite?