current riverdale plot points:
archie and his boys try to restart riverdale's fire department after hiram shut it down!
in researching his next novel, jughead discovers that there may have been MOTHMEN in riverdale! only, what's this? mothman might have been an alien!
betty starts finding the bodies of murdered women in the swamp while looking for her missing sister, suspecting a new serial killer, which brings back memories of her time being kept in a well silence of the lambs style by the Trashbag Killer
veronica prints her own currency - the riverdollar, which is red and has her face on it, exclusively for use in riverdale, to try and stimulate the local economy. suddenly, there are too many riverdollars in circulation and the currency gets devalued. she suspects hiram of counterfeiting the money only to discover it was the work of her high school economics students, so she gives them all Fs for ruining the economy.
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Anyways I think Tabitha could have Jughead and Archie on some Challengers (2024) shit, given the opportunity.
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riverdale season 7 is like an improv game between tabitha and jughead but they're really bad at improv so tabitha keeps saying all of your friends are gay and jughead says no they are not. they're being attacked by the milkman. and tabatha says shut the FUCK up about the milkman. and then they start making out and forget to keep writing the narrative.
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TOP TEN RIVERDALE SHIPS (as voted by my followers)
#7. Jughead Jones and Tabitha Tate
Look, I’m- I’m sorry. I’m sorry I haven’t called. I’m just sorry for everything. If you’re blaming yourself about me wandering off, don’t. I was high out of my mind. I’m fine. I’m safe - more or less. I’m heading to New York - there’s something I need to confront. Not sure what, but, I know I wouldn’t have got this far without you. When I get back to Riverdale, maybe we can finish that dance.
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