#junk email

[54viruses]

Ah Microsoft... you’ll never change.

[thecheapsteaks]

If I have to get junk email, I hope it is shit like this

[rebellious-sardine]

Opening my junk email folder is always hilarious - apparently five different people have seen me "satisfying myself" via a webcam I don't have

[smcclintonjr]

🚨Red Alert: You may have seen this in your inbox; It's a scam.🚨

Before you read the rest of the blog, read this message below: Hello there!Unfortunately, there are some bad news for you.Some time ago your device was infected with my private trojan, R.A.T (Remote Administration Tool), if you want to find out more about it simply use Google.My trojan allows me to access your accounts, your camera and microphone.Check the sender of this email, I have sent it…

[namor-shuri]

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[quicksilversquared]

My course coordinator, for the entire week: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LENIENT WITH YOUR STUDENTS

Me, running in the opposite direction: I DON'T LIKE BEING MEAN

[chronotopes]

half an hour into Apartment Approval and the landlords already goofin on us

[ficwip]

Also! I sent an email to Level Up participants yesterday, but my emails have been landing in spam folders lately. 😓

[smol-lizord]

I really hate how major forms of communication wind up becoming overridden with scams and advertisements. Like it was all the scam phone calls to start, and now most people including myself we won’t even dare to pick up for numbers we don’t recognize. Then emails! Nope, corporations need to send us like 20 advertisements a day even if you opt out of them they still find some sort of way to get through. Heck there’s been times where I’ve BLOCKED emails and adverts from them still wind up in my inbox. How about texts? It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even open that app most the time because I’m just absolutely bombarded with bank scam texts and again more advertisements I didn’t sign up for. I’ve missed texts from friends because the were buried in the sea of scam texts. Even on messaging apps and social media like 99% of the time the messages are from bots trying to steal your info. I needed to rant about this, it literally kills me. I want to communicate with people I know and care about but the things that are supposed to help with that are overridden by advertisements and scams

[cowardlycowboys]

feel like the fairly odd parents dad but instead of his neighbor it's parcelforce

[ardenrosegarden]

omg i've said this before but for goodness sake breton medieval historians pleasseee abandonnez academia.edu et irez au researchgate the former makes you pay real people money just to see banal notifications and false flags of people citing someone who is not me i can't take it

[poolsidescientist]

It's just me and my 500 unread emails vs the world.

[icedteaandoldlace]

Did fanfiction.net remove all their report functions or something??? I got a spam message, and it's not giving me the option to report it from my DMs or on their profile.

[vaiyamagic]

I stopped using Photobucket when they switched to paid plans only. Wikipedia tells me this was in 2017.

I have been getting emails ever since, and still get them to this day, that basically say: We're totally gonna delete your photos, you need to act now or you're gonna lose them. Seriously. We'll delete them. You should sign in and upgrade your account.

This has been going on for years. Buddy, I don't believe you. It's just funny at this point.

[hazystars]

Are You Willing to Be Silly?