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eros-ghoulette · 4 months
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Mmmmmhhhh tummy
(Credits: I don't know)
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st4rfckerz · 2 months
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i need him in my bed
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gapingvoid · 1 year
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the dykery of this photo
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heartburiedingreece · 6 months
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LANDOOOO!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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sunsetsixx · 10 months
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girl dinner
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devilat-thedoor · 4 months
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so beautiful it hurts🤕
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moon-rivr · 4 months
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thighs so big they done took up two pages
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benilos · 2 months
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Listen, I LOVE astarion, and i love karlach, and i love gale, and all of the rest.
But the best romance is Wyll. Hes simply canon and that's it. Doesnt matter if u play as Tav, or the Dark Urge, or any other origin character. Canon and correct romance is Wyll. But if youre playing as Wyll, the correct romance is Karlach, im right.
Im simply right
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x-hyzenthlay-x · 2 years
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A humans are space orcs idea
When I was a kid I watched this anime movie version of thumbilina where there was a sugar fairy who melted if it got wet.
As a kid I just wanted to eat the fairy.
Anyway imagine an alien race that’s like that and they crash land in America where we eat more sugar than we can handle and they’re just like “oh god oh god oh god”
“There seems to be a lot of sugar on this planet! We should be ok!”
“Uh hey about that… the life here seems to really like sugar… like as a food”
*saliva forming so I can process their body and properly form my next cavities* :)
My dentist :
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soaps-mohawk · 14 days
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UGGHHRAAAAH WHY IS GAZ SO DAMN PRETTY I JUST WATE TO BITE HIS PECS AND EAT HIM AHHHHHHHHHH
I couldn't agree more, anon. He's just so perfect 😍
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theknucklehead · 2 months
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From "Davenport's in Demise"
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wildbluesorbit · 11 months
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There is a dark chunk of my brain that exists exclusively to produce and reserve thoughts of this man’s thighs.
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bunnni-gutz · 1 year
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idk what i am fueling with the hand posts but i like the goblin energy y’all give 🫶🫶🫶
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tr1ckysp00k · 1 year
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Just one bite?
Part 3: ~a delicacy~
Warning: [¿suggestive?, curse words, insensitive words, threatening, harassment, mentions of dissevered body parts and ofc cannibalism :D]
Enjoy <3
It’s been 2 days, and the intruder hasn’t been heard from nor seen since the break-in. Your paranoia was getting the best of you ,causing you to having trouble sleeping. You were worried that man would break in and hurt both you and bob. You were worried that he would kill him. . It drove you sick just at the thought. Bob was your best friend. He was there for you when no one else was.
The lack of sleep caused massive headaches, having no energy to do simple task, like shower or eat, often distracting yourself from the head pain with your phone. It didn’t take long for bob to notice this. Your constant ‘im fine!’ Or ‘no I’m okay!’’s, did nothing but made him feel more conspicuous about your behavior. Something didn’t sit right with him. The lack of sleep in your eyes was clear as day. He would cook a meal for you, and you would peck at it, then lose full interest.
“I don’t feel hungry right now!”
“Doll, you haven’t eaten all day, how could you not be hungry?”
He didn’t like how your were not taking care of yourself as you should, let alone you wasting a meal he poured his his heart and soul into.
Tonight was going to be different. He was gonna make sure you got the sleep you needed. He was worried sick about you, and would do everything he could just for you to be happy, not in pain all the time.
You and him were eating in the dining room, well him mostly. When his phone began to ring a Poppy tune.
“I think someone is calling you.” He stated straightening your posture, pointing at his phone with a fork in your hand, while your other was cupping the side of your face.
“Nope! It’s a timer!” He commented putting the fuzzy tune to a stop. He picked up your plate of untouched food, to which he was a bit hurt by, then putting it on a marble counter beside him.
“Timer? What you need a timer fo- AH!” He threw you on his shoulders, as if your weight was akin to a sack of potatoes.
“HEY WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU-“ your yelling was put to a stop.
“Ya need rest lamb chops!” He smiled kindly.
“I CAN PUT MYSELF TO BED, BESIDES ITS ONLY EIGHT ‘O CLOCK!” Would yelled, softly hitting his back. He didn’t respond with words but a chuckle. Tossing you in bed, among with the puffed up pillows and the silky sheet. He grabbed a comforter and carelessly threw it on top of you, you and the comforter made a tent. You scurried out the large blanket and let out a huff of annoyance.
“Come on lil lamb, can you at least go to sleep for me? It worries me sick knowing that your lil noggin’ is in constant pain.” He frowned. You fiddle a bit with your shirt before giving in. A sigh escaping your lips. His smile beamed. he threw himself in bed with you, laying to his side one hand holding up his head, while giving you a sly grin.
“What you looking at?” You raised a brow, in question of his smug look.
He patted the empty space near him, prompting you to cuddle with him. You have a flabbergasted look, shaking your head in disbelief.
“I’ll make ya all warm and comfortable.” He mockingly smiled, loving the way you covered your flustered face from him. The man knew what he was doing. You turned away from him, and scooted to the edge of the bed. Not long after, you were drag towards his chest, one of his hands placed on your hips while the other was resting on you thigh.
“I wasn’t asking, doll.” His tone grew cold and raspy. It put you in shock, as if his voice hasn’t deep enough already. You both grew comfortable, growing sleepy by each others warmth and safety. When sleep finally overpowered you, drifting into the dark pit of slumber.
Bob was still awake. Enjoying the small, breathy snores you’d made. He rested his Chin on your head, mesmerized by your lovely scent. What really made him shiver was how vulnerable you were at the state. You laid restless in his arms, putting full trust Into him. not aware of how dangerous he really was. He then glanced at your shoulder, the shoulder the intruder left a ‘souvenir’ on. Drool creeped out his mouth, which was followed by him giving off a breathless chuckle. His grip around your waist loosened a bit once he felt you shuffle under his arms. Once you stilled yourself, he then pulled a string of your hair back to your ear.
“Don’t cha worry dove, it’ll happen. . all in good time.” He purred in your ear. Readying himself for sleep, which took over him not so long after.
-next morning-
The sun snuck it’s way pass the curtains, spilling from the fabric and onto your face. You rubbed your eyes a bit before getting up to stretch yourself. Letting out a roar of a yawn, while holding your arms out in the air. Bob wasn’t in bed. You got up and instantly called for him, stumbling around the room until you heard him respond to your call.
“In the Livin’ room, lamb!” His voice echoed through out the hall. You quickly changed. Then rushed to the living room in search for him. He greeted you with a pan in his hand, and a snazzy pink apron that hugged his body tight. It read ‘kiss the cook’. You giggled a bit on what he was wearing, you were in awe. Pink looked good on him. You sat down, happily eating your breakfast, taking big spoon fulls. He noticed this and a warm smile stretched across his cheeks.
“You got a good sleep, I presume?” He quirked a thick brow, with a sly grin.
“I am very comfortable to cuddle with, if I do say so ma’ self!” He said in pride, puffing his chest up, while his hands rested in his hips. He was happy you had gotten the rest you deserved. You flipped him off. he rolled his eyes, crossing arm in arm.
“Now lamb chops, that’s just hurtful.” He pouted. You got your other hand and flipped him off with that one too. The expression he made was a sight to see. You finished your plate, then overhearing the tv. You turned your head to face the screen, hearing a women declare their was a sale going on at the local store.
You turned back to bob in a hurry, asking him if he could drive you to the store and get down with you, maybe you could get him a gift! Christmas was close, and after all he has done for you, the least you could do was get him a gift!
He glanced at the tv then back to you, humbly nodding to your request.
-time skip-
You swayed left and right to the soft melody the radio gave off. Narrowing you eyes out side the window, watching objects and people fly by. You turned to bob, looking up at his face. His expression was odd. he was frowning which made you question if he was doing alright.
“You good bob?” You poked at his arm, watching him flinch a bit at your sudden touch.
“I-im fine! Just don’t go out much is all! Large crowds are uncomfortable- ” He trailed off, “I feel that!” You giggled, causing a warm smile to emerge on his rosy cheeks
You prance into the store with bob following you, his thunderous footsteps could be heard from behind. You continued to squander around the store, while bob looked in at the kitchen tools, specifically the knives.
‘I mean he works with meat, it’s to be expected’
You thought while pondering around the store.
Something caught you eye, It was a sweater!
Unfortunately it wasn’t in bobs size, but it brought a idea to your head! You can make bob something! While you were trying to brain storm of what to make for bob, your thoughts were out to a stop, someone tapped on your shoulder which caused you to jump.
“Well hello there. Aren’t you a sight to see?” The person stated, in a teasing tone. You stood there not knowing how to respond to their flirt.
“What you looking for, love?” They cooed at your shoulder.
“Don’t call me that- I hardly know you.” You narrowed your eyes at them, a bit disgusted.
“We can always get to know each other.~”
“I don’t need your assistance, can you please leave me alone?” You seethed. They didn’t like your response, attempting to grab your arm when someone put them to a stop. It was bob. And he looked pissed. His eyes narrowed down at the twat, a inhumanly smile stretch across his face. They shriveled, attempting to yank their arm out his hand. Now clawing at their flesh, he pulled them up as he bent down to their level.
“Didn’t you hear em?. .” He muttered in a raspy tone. The stranger didn’t respond, only giving a worried look.
“If you ever again, get the dimwitted idea to even step a foot close to them again. . I’ll make a lampshade out of the skin of your dick.” He laughed as the person cried out to let them go, only for him to dig his nails deeper into their arm, nearly breaking skin.
“That’s enough, bob let them go.” You commanded in which he followed. Throwing them at a shelf, chuckling as they ran with their tail between their legs.
“You can’t do that- you can get in trouble.” You crossed your arms at his stupid smile.
“You can’t let people walk over ya like that, dove. You need to put ‘em in place!” He stated with pride.
“I suppose, though you didn’t need to hurt them- you can get in big troub-“ he placed a gloved finger in your lips, prompting you with keep quiet.
“Don’cha worry lamb chops, I’ll be fine. So will they” He chuckled, waving his hand in the air, prompting you to forget them. picking up his things he headed towards the register.
You sincerely pay for y’all’s things and headed home, well to bobs home.
He cooked.
Y’all talked and ate.
And got ready for bed, repeating what y’all did the night before. You buried yourself in bobs arms, embracing his warmth. Your face covered in his chest. You fell asleep peacefully.
Once again bob laid awake, fiddling with your hair. He couldn’t get the person who was harassing you out his head, his eyes engulfed with pure white rage.
He doesn’t think they deserved to breathe the same air you breathe, let alone to breathe at all-
He doesn’t think they deserve to live their life scott-free without being punished for their actions-
•Time skip•
When you woke up the next morning bob once again wasn’t laying in bed with you. You called for him, awaiting his response which was only filled with silence. You got out of bed, a bit worried on where we could be around this time. Suddenly you heard the other side of the door knob being fiddle with. It was bob! You rushed to give him a hug, in which he obliged! Wrapping you in with arms. He smelled funny. But you were to happy to see him to worry about that!
It had been 3 weeks since the break-in had happened. everything with you and bob went well! No sign of the devil man! Your paranoia wasn’t as bad! Everything was going great. till you would be greeted with horrific discovery once you read the paper.
The pit of your stomach churned when you read the paper from this morning. A body was found, but not in one piece. The remains were scattered all across town. It took a few days to figure out who the victim was.
The person who was flirting with you.
The person that was making you uncomfortable.
It felt so coincidental
You rushed to bob, informing him on what happened. His iconic smile loosened up a bit as you told him what was on the paper this morning. It was all over the news too. He looked up at you, taking his lips off his coffee-filled mug.
“Well, karma is a bitch!” He chuckled putting his mug down besides the stove. He looked hot, his face was tinted in red and was sweating a bit. You slightly frowned, you didn’t think the poor soul deserved that. He handed you your plate that had strings of steam arising atop
“Yer first meal of the day. Enjoy lamb chops. ~” his face flushed with yours, though he seemed to be more intense about it. You took a bite of your food, the burger meat itself was juicy, the yolk of the egg spilled along with the juice, infusing together. It. Tasted. Amazing.
His cooking never seemed to fail to surprise you! You continuously thanked bob for this heavenly meal. His smile widen every single time you praised his work. Drool creeping from his mouth.
“You hungry or something?” You giggled at your lil joke. He tilted his head slightly, his hand holding the other while his elbows rested in the table.
“No. Just happy you like your meal.” He cooed.
This one was a bit long. I kinda trailed off at the end. You
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inanotherworld98 · 2 hours
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posting old photos for a hopeful dose of serotonin💞
what’s your current fav song?🎶
(don’t reblog my photos, thank you)
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spongebobsoundtrack · 1 month
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Sammy Burdson, John Charles Fiddy - Raspberry C Plays in:
37a. "Procrastination" 
43a. "Just One Bite" 
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