#just seemed kinda dumb

[silverstudios]

Mario update- I knew we were going to fight a cake I just thought it was like- Not just a cake, I thought it was gonna be like a tank or something. Makes me wonder if they did a really good job making it or a really BAD job making it. Also- I do not like the pirate ship. These puzzles made me curse at least once until I thought of the password.

[kaitobromota]

[Blows the dust off this blog] Long time no see...

Back in the Danganronpa pits... have some silly doodles for an...AU? or like, slight canon divergence/missing scene? I got to chapter 5 in my THH replay and was thinking about the part where these four are alone in the gym dismantling Monokuma all night.

I know realistically it's supposed to be because they were paranoid and extra careful about taking it slow so nothing went wrong... but like... their alibi is from 10pm to 7am? In my heart of hearts it actually took the whole night because they kept getting distracted and chit-chatting and got into a bunch of shenanigans once the actual dismantling part was done. Like Byakuya says they went to the bathroom in pairs?? Not to mention you'd totally expect him to make a comment about how insufferable it was being stuck together for like nine hours. And Hina says they played rock paper scissors to decide who brought back breakfast???

You can't tell me they didn't bond at least a little bit. A friend pointed out it'd have the vibes of a 4am discord call and that's exactly it. Emotional confessions about personal fears and insecurities to dumb physiological debates that become inside jokes forever. Etc.

[indelicateink]

as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

[marclef]

💥WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!💥

okay. listen. this is a thing i made for my friend @abbyroseflame24. i'm just gonna say this right now.

this is vore.

if you do not wanna see that, don't click the readmore. i have given you ample warning. this is simply an art thing for a friend, but if you feel like seeing it, go for it dude. just please do not tear me into pieces for this, i warned you.

TW for body horror, vore

some context: Rose (the character in question) left her keys at the pizzeria at night and has broken back in to retrieve them.

don't say i didn't fuckin' warn you buddy.

[slavhew]

Hello!

If you're not too busy, would you mind listing some of the things you think count as death flags for Mr. Spender?

There's the obvious fact that he's the "old" mentor to group of young protagonists, but what else do you think would count?

OHH BOY ok so I'd think I'm a crackpot for this but since we're talking about Zack "Foreshadowing" Morrison. I have some thoughts

No harm in leading with the (chronologically) first thing that jumped out at me:

This one IMMEDIATELY made me antsy whenever I came back to it after my initial read, and considering Zack has referred to it on twitter in the past as one of their favorite jokes it's definitely not been forgotten about.

Second, the sheer amounts of near-misses, jokey or not, of Spender narrowly avoiding specifically lightning

Again, not much, but it's weird that it happened thrice, latter two of which had real gravitas rather than an one-off joke.

And third, Spender himself. He's repeatedly shown himself to be kind of a self sacrificing idiot, as well as prideful to a fault. Granted, it's both him and Mina trying to take on all the responsibility of saving Mayview and its inhabitants from their fate.. But Spender is exactly that right measure of doesn't-value-himself-enough (chest footprint aftercare or lack thereof), having an obscene amount of power (enables his loner act + pride) and poor judgement that has the capacity to put him at great risk. And it has!

Spender has not only shown low enough self-esteem to view himself as the de-facto scapegoat for the safety of the town, but also prideful enough to make very bad calls that end up in people, often himself, hurt (COUGH FORGE INCIDENT COUGH)

This is all conjecture, but it's definitely enough to make me worried about him :') Even if all this doesn't mean he'll necessarily die he's definitely getting (even more) seriously injured at some point. I love the guy but he's so far doing a horrible job of convincing me he wants to live bad enough to circumvent at least that

[jaedoesart]

saw someone else do this, sooooo

headcanon time :]

[soupinaboot]

Steve got the Cat Valentine treatment from the fandom. 😐

[acgames]

Every single woman who ever encountered Edward Kenway:

[nerosdayinanime]

sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

should i sleep for a hundred million years or purposefully stop sleeping just to see what happens

[wynns-wonderful-pixel-paradise]

it's wild finding out about wysiwyg software and trying to find a modern version that isn't an Adobe product (or some subscription thing like WordPress or squarespace) and hearing so much whining about how you can't make a good website with it and how you should learn how to code like a real man or whatever

The rude attitudes are extra telling because absolutely nobody seems to be able to consider the idea of making a web page for FUN and experimentation as opposed to bare functionality and corporate use or whatever I guess. I guess everyone has forgotten how to have fun on the internet

Meanwhile I feel like this could enable my stupid ass to make some more fun and experimental web pages without feeling like bashing my face into my monitor because coding is really hard for me to grasp outside of the bare basics

Its wild no web design tutorial mentions it as an option for beginners! I don't have time this weekend to try anything out but in the future I'll post about my findings on the subject, I think I have an idea of where to start but I'd it doesn't work out for me I'll see about getting old school frontpage to work for me (I might do that anyway just for fun)

[otter-pup]

The stream of the new liquid being pumped down your throat doesn't stop, even once you're pliant again. The tentacle in your mouth continues to pump it down your throat, the taste almost addicting with how sweet it is.

The new eggs are indeed equal to two normal ones. Each time on passes through your cervix, a stretches, but you've long grown used to it. Your stomach is so large now you can't even think of moving. With how large its gotten it would seem like even the tentacles would struggle with just getting you up on your legs. Not it'd ever happen, considering how willingly you are to sit amongst the tentacles.

When the time comes to lay the new, larger clutch, it'll take you more effort. These eggs are larger and they require more energy to push. A single egg takes you much longer to push than the smaller eggs. And the tentacles don't seem patient, having gotten used to you laying the eggs whilst they pump new eggs into you. So while you're only on laying the third egg, the tentacles opt to speed things up. The ones outside your body press down on your belly, applying pressure. Any noises of protest or trying to wiggle away is stopped as the aphrodisiac is near flooded down your throat by the tentacle in your mouth, forcing you to swallow and any thoughts of resisting melting away.

The tentacles continue to push down on your belly, forcing you to lay the larger eggs continously. When you cum its more intense and the slick allows the eggs to slip out of your cunt in a constant stream. Your cunt is stretched wide, not getting a single break as you continue to lay the eggs. The new larger eggs are pumped into you quickly, matching how quickly the eggs are coming out of you.

Once you're done laying, the tentacles finally move away from your belly, no longer pressing down on it. Oddly, another tentacle joins the old on in your mouth and begins to pump down the same liquid the other one is. More want, more need overtakes you. You need to be an incubator for these eggs. You need to be as big as possible. You need to heavier. You need more, more, more, more.

More tentacles join the others in your cunt, not swapping out. They begin to pump the larger eggs into you as well, making your belly swells even faster. The tentacles responsible for giving you the liquid that allows your skin to stretch and your womb to stretch are back as well. Pumping and moving in tandem with the eggs being laid in your stuffed womb, keeping you out of pain.

It seems your laying of the larger eggs got them excited, puppy. I hope you're ready for your largest clutch yet.

🐺

i get used to the feeling of being constantly dazed from the liquid, to the point where I don’t even remember that it’s not normal. im so happy and comfortable like this, swollen so big, getting a little bigger with each passing minute.

the tentacles don’t seem to lay as fast when im not laying, so the growth is slower, but it’s so pleasing feeling my cervix stretch around each egg that I forget any fear I had about their size and just moan at each one popping into my womb, forcing the other eggs to shift to make room and my stomach to stretch even further. any thought of trying to leave is long gone, and any possibility of even walking to a different part of the cave or even just changing positions is gone too.

i don’t expect the struggle that comes with laying these new eggs. im groaning as i push twice as hard as id usually have to, just for one egg to make it halfway out of my cunt. the tentacles wait at first, but i feel the exact moment they decide im taking too long, the ones in my cunt moving to stretch it out more and the ones on my belly being joined by even more and pushing down.

i cry out, but I don’t even get to try to move before the tentacle in my mouth starts pouring its liquid down my throat full force, immediately making my head fuzzy, the only coherent thought the need to push and lay like a good incubator.

eggs are being forced out of my womb one behind the other, my cervix barely getting a second between each stretch, my cunt not granted any of that same mercy as i push, each egg that pops out being followed by another right behind it. cumming only speeds it up, forcing more eggs out at once, so the tentacles start stimulating my tdick too as the tentacles finally start laying new eggs.

by the time im done, i can’t think at all. im not just pliant, im completely limp in the tentacles surrounding me. the new tentacle in my mouth doesn’t particularly change that, but it returns some thoughts to my head: insistent ones, telling me I’m not big enough, that I need to be a good incubator and take more eggs and get bigger.

i listen, whining and trying to plead through a full mouth for more. the tentacles listen, multiple others shoving into my cunt and through my cervix while the liquid one joins them, my belly being covered in more of the slime, eggs being pumped through my cervix multiple at a time, belly stretching faster than ever before.

if i wasn’t so dumbed down, id realize I’m far more egg than person by now, my womb swollen to overtake the rest of my body, my sole purpose to carry and lay the tentacles eggs. you could tell me that, but in my current state I think it would only make me want to stay like this, to keep getting bigger, to fulfill my purpose as well and as much as I can.

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

For someone who HATES media obligations Alex seems to really enjoy the team torque podcast and a lot of the tiktoks he makes and I've come to the conclusion that he doesn't hate doing media he hates doing media he doesn't have a say in

[algolagniaa]

in Washington I had a friend who was a year older than me and who from the first time I saw her I was really struck by how attractive she was. like conventionally attractive and feminine in a way I’m usually not attracted to at all but when it was her I was because it was like enchanting ethereal beauty. and she had a lot of her identity wrapped up in how pretty she was and had a pretty big internet following based solely on thirst traps. and we were really really close friends for most of the time I lived there (she wasn’t a very good friend but that’s another story) and when I moved to California we kept in touch for a while and then shortly after her 30th birthday I tried to visit a different friend in Washington but through a series of whacky hijinx (my other friend was on meth lol) I ended up hanging out with her the whole time instead. and a lot of things happened that totally soured me on her as a person but one of them was she spent an inordinate amount of time sitting in front of her vanity trying to look pretty and she DID look pretty and I kept giving her genuine compliments but somehow everything I said made her feel worse about herself, like “omg your hair looks so pretty like that!” “yeah :( it always looks good until I move and then you can see how thin it is :(“ and then she would take about 10000 selfies and complain about how she looked in all of them and then make me take selfies with her and complain about how I looked but then also paradoxically complain that I looked better than her and then she’d post a selfie to instagram but a few hours later get upset that it only got 100 likes and take it down and cry about how she looks 30 now and men only like women who are under 30. and I remember looking at her sitting at her vanity asking me for reassurance she didn’t look 30 for the hundredth time because she never believed me when I said she didn’t and just having a moment where I saw her with new eyes and went….. oh my god you actually do look old and frail. you look like a sad old lady playing dress up. and since then that’s all that I saw when I looked at her and i can’t see the ethereal enchanting beauty I used to see even when I try and that’s a big part of why I’m such a believer in mindset affecting physical aging

[theoneandonlycowboyofthesea]

actually idc I’m fucking pissed about redlyn breaking up just so they could end up in same sex relationships as a bi person I LOVED seeing these two realize that they’re bi but they loved each other and were in a m/f relationship and they just immediately stripped that away again and it just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth

[vampstel]

Been inactive ‘cause I’m editing videos but oh my god I never realized how much I rambled in my content until now

I’m currently working on the video for the Winters Twins + Charlie and the intro for it is almost 3 minutes long and their backstory is 4 minutes long… I think this video’s gonna turn out to be 30 minutes when I finish it and I know damn well audience retention gonna be hella low for this 😭