#just smile and nod

[lokiusly]

yes marvel studios, Lokius is a b(isexual)romance

[xpeterstarkx]

katniss: i brought reinforcement

haymitch: oh great, you brought finnick?

katniss: the next best thing

peeta, entering: hey

haymitch: you brought peeta? the next best thing would be johanna!

peeta: …i would be offended but johanna is freakishly strong

[jell-o101]

🐝

@the-brucest-fan @give-me-one-good-reason @gracegootee

I love you guys 🥺🥺🥺

You guys are some of the nicest people I know and you all tolerate my weirdness.

May all the frogs around you sing peacefully 😌

[magnificoluvr]

the lyrics to this is the thanks i get are so funny

“i’m always there when you need to vent” no you aren’t. you literally aren’t. you are the arrogant king of rosas you are not sitting down with somebody to hear their sob story of the week ☠️

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Bro this mf next to me keeps yapping on and on save me

I've got your back

[seokjinni]

rn I have so much rage, emotions, and so many thoughts I could write a whole essay as to why season 2 was not nearly as good as season 1 and definitely not as good as people keep saying it is

[shuotaizawa]

symbrock wearing couple tees where venom’s one says “i always get in trouble” and eddie’s says “i am trouble”

[littlemisspascal]

For as fun as card shows are, the mansplaining gets old pretty quickly

[hasgudakodoneanythingwrong]

Day 272

Does every holiday have to end up weird. After the last event with Kiara Lily and the Paisen simp Da Vinci makes me study up on holidays before events. So now I definitely know Santa isn't a boxer.

[rainbowbaps]

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[raspberryconverse]

Spouse is fibro-drunk and watching a video on how to DIY a hot tub.

Spouse: Can you wait, Meeah? I'm building a hot tub.

Spouse: We're building a hot tub, Lola! We're gonna put it in the basement!

Spouse: Look, Lola! It's fire! We're gonna have fire in the basement!

Spouse: Why is he naked? Me: Do you think he's going to go in the hot tub with his clothes on? Spouse: No... But he's naked.

[each-wave]

old guy at work: constantly being a crusty old cynic

me: sure thing Santa Claus whatever you got to say is fine you’ll be retired and gone in 5mnths everyone let grandpa spout gibberish for a minute we’ll pretend to pay attention and then move tf on

[lesbianjudasiscariot]

When I was young my mom told me I was only allowed to date Catholic guys. Maybe the key to her accepting me is getting a protestant girlfriend. She'll be so focused on me dating someone who doesn't revere Mary she'll forget about the whole gay thing.

[meatbag-status]

I love how in DAI, every time I go to recruit Vivienne I do it right after I recruit Sera and I like to imagine my Herald is still absolutely filthy. Like covered in blood, sweat, and dirt and they stroll right into the Duke of Ghislain’s house like nbd and everyone’s just….alright with it. Or at least, they’re pretending so very hard that they are. And then in walks Madame de Fer and she’s trying to pull this political stunt while exacting revenge on this Marquis guy all the while trying not to focus on the fact that this fuckface just tracked MAKER KNOWS WHAT all up in her house and they REEK! Hshdhahhshddhjsjf best

[magnificoluvr]

Either Magnifico hates kids or he hates those kids in particular cause they got snot on his clothing and he nearly threw up.

LMFAO

[msboutofcontext]