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chaosqueen1998 · 4 months
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Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: NCIS: Hawai'i Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler, Lucy Tara & Kate Whistler Characters: Lucy Tara, Kate Whistler, Jane Tennant, Original Characters Additional Tags: Kacy Big Bang 2022, Domestic Fluff, Smut, Lesbian Sex, Mile High Club, Undercover Missions, Las Vegas, Action & Romance, Marriage Proposal, Las Vegas Wedding, Wedding Night Summary:
After they are 5 months back together, Lucy and Kate have their first ever undercover mission together. If that works out? Who knows.
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kacybigbang · 2 years
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This is it, folks. Final reveal of our first Kacy Big Bang!
Get ready for "We will always live forever (if we don't look back)" by @pandora-spockz. And the amazing art is by @hauntedconfetti (Twitter).
Summary:
Lucy Tara had crashed into her life like a category five hurricane, and all Kate wanted to do was stand in the middle of the storm and let it soak her to the bone. She couldn’t decide if that terrified or thrilled her.
AU. After suffering an injury in the field, NCIS Special Agent Lucy Tara is sent to rehab and assigned to physical therapist Kate Whistler. Fears, feelings, and a past that she can’t quite shake collide as Kate finds herself at a crossroads between her head and her heart.
Words: 20169, Chapters: 9/9, Language: English
Fandoms: NCIS: Hawai'i
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F
Characters:  Lucy Tara, Kate Whistler, Ernie Malik, Jane Tennant, Jesse Boone, Kai Holman
Relationships: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler
Additional Tags: Physical Therapist Kate, Fluff and Angst, AU
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performativezippers · 2 months
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2, 9, and 11 for the WIP procrastination ask, please!
Gonna do these in reverse order because it makes more sense:
11. 🤡How many Wips are you actively working on?
Five!
Kacy Ultimatum
Sanvers Zoadie fic 2 (2 big 2 bang)
Book 4: what will end up being my published debut! in the last stage of real edits before copyedits (will come out oct-dec of 2025)
Book 5: finished the full first draft, waiting for notes from my agent/to see if my editor wants to buy it (pretty pleeeeeease)
Book 6: 8,000 words into the first draft
2. 🍄Describe your wip/one of your wips in the format of “___ + ___ =___”  
Kacy Ultimatum: reality tv + angsty lesbians = a hot mess
Sanvers Zoadie fic 2 (2 big 2 bang): alaska + gay pining = bad tv
Book 4: while you were sleeping + hot butch with a big dog = a confused bisexual making very bad decisions
Book 5: enemies to lovers + workplace forced proximity + too many musical theater references = a romcom about failure
Book 6: coming out as a teen + coming out as an adult = both options are hard!
9. 🤔What’s a story you’d love to write but haven’t even started yet?
I just answered this one in another ask! cute. great minds, etc
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mangeur-detoiles · 2 years
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Everything in Threes (16646 words) by Bucklethorpe Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: NCIS: Hawai'i Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler Characters: Lucy Tara, Kate Whistler Additional Tags: Kacy Big Bang, AU Summary:
1.5 oz pineapple rum, 3/4 oz. blue Curaçao, 3/4 oz. coconut cream, 1/2 oz. fresh lemon juice and 2 oz. pineapple juice. Combine in a shaker w/ ice. Pour into Hurricane glass. Drop your cherries right in there and read about an entirely AU version of Kate and Lucy meeting.
Moodboard requested by @wahad-itnayn-tisah for @halfrobotchicken
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pelorsdyke · 1 month
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given the cancellation of ncis hawaii, do other kacy fic writers want to do some sort of organized big bang or something?
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cutielatias · 5 months
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🎆Músicas de 2023🎇
Hot wings(I wanna party)(sped up/slowed)(layalaya loop overlay)
E.T (cover by Everyone dies in Utah)
Sweetest poison (by Nu Pagadi)
Gladiator (by RaVaughn Brown)
Lollipop (candyman) (by Aqua)
Balkanize (by Tzusing)
Can't remember to forget you (cover by Midnight red)
(Don't fear) the reaper (by Blue Oyster)
Broke my car radio (slowed+reverb) (by Ericdoa)
Strong Enough (Bratz soundtrack)
Catch my breath (slowed & reverb) (by Kelly Clarkson)
Kiss Kiss (by Holly Valance)
When Did your heart go missing? (by Rooney)
Work it (Barbie Big City Big Dreams soundtrack)
Hey,Mickey! (by Baby Tate)
Casual Sex (by Darkest days)
Time Bomb (by All Time Low)
A Different side of me (by Allstar weekend)
Mr. Wonderful (by Allstar weekend)
Uniform (normal/instrumental) (by Bloc Party)
Go gyal (by Ahzee)
Alone (by Offer Nissim)
Se ela dança eu danço(DJ Lívia Drum remix) (by MC Leozinho)
Pra me provocar (by MC Koringa)
Girlfriend (by Hemlocke Springs)
Jenny (by The Click Five)
If you can't hang (by Sleeping with sirens)
Automotivo Super Mario World 2 (by DJ NK3)
Amber (by 311)
Under the influence(slowed/normal) (by Chris Brown)
S.O.S (Let the music play) (by Jordin Sparks)
Whirring (by The Joy Formidable)
Camera shy (by School Boy Humor)
Mary (by Alex G)
Why can't I (by Liz Phair)
Kiss me again (by ROY BEE)
Sueño Nikté (Nikté soundtrack)
Mr Loverboy (by Little Mix)
From zero to hero (by Sarah Connor)
Les z'anges (by Soan)
The boys are back (High School Musical 3 soundtrack)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (by Paddock Park)
Only boy (in the world) (cover by Kevin Vasquez)
Hippo Grotto (v2) (Madagascar 2 game soundtrack)
L'Étoile D'afrique-#18 (normal/slowed/sped up) (by VDYCD)
You make me sick (by Pink)
Kugutsu (by Tsukiko amano)
Make you Love me (by Kaci Brown)
Tragic on the dancefloor (by Girl Friend)
Poison (by Girl Friend)
Bed Love (by Mario)
Destruir tudo de novo (by Dead Fish)
To tell you the truth (by Written by Wolves)
Self Love (by Metro Boomin)
Because the Night (Live Unplugged) (by 10,000 Maniacs)
Keep it Rolling (by Bloc Party)
Close To the Mirror (by Sylvain Lux)
Party Addict x Hotel room service (mashup)
I'II Do it (sped up/normal) (by Ayesha Erotica)
Alejandro (Rock cover by Helia)
Party Addict(sped up/slowed/normal) (by Kets4eki)
Chinatown (by Wild Nothing)
Gimme More (Jiafei ft Cupcakke version)
Unknown song "everybody knows that"
Cannibal love (by Horrormovies)
Ta Ta Ta (sped up/normal) (by Bayanni)
Hands Up! X Hey Baby (mashup) (sped up)
P.U.N.K. Girl (by Heavenly)
Mona Lisa (by Dominic Fike)
Distracted (by Honey Revenge)
Waste my time (by Girl Friend)
Fate (by Shiro Sagisu)
SHAKE THAT SHIT! (sped up/slowed/normal) (by Jnhygs)
More than friends (slowed+reverb/normal) (by INNA)
Jerk! (Sped up+reverb/slowed/normal) (by Jnhygs)
You & Me (by 6earlyhuman)
Ifeelsick (by Dion Dugas)
La canción de Alicia/Under the stars (lost media song)(both original version/cover by Richardvox)
Wine Pon You(normal/speed up) (by Doja Cat)
Can't remember to forget you (Acoustic cover by Siren Jean)
Moonlight (by Kali Uchis)
Calling (by Metro Boomin)
Bad Boy (KYANU Mix) (by Cascada)
Table For Two (by Nicole)
Back from the dead (by Skillet)
Undefeatable (Sonic Frontiers ost)
Sleepwalker (slowed) (by Akiaura)
Shinigami eyes (by Grimes)
Chammak challo (by Ra.One)
Me and my husband (by Mitski)
Met her on the internet (instrumental) (by Kempachii)
Look don't touch(normal/sped up/slowed) (by Odetari)
Sins (let me in) (by Kanii)
We Found Love (Glee Cast version)
L'Art Du Savoir (slowed/normal) (by VDYCD)
Sway (by Vanessa Carlton)
FASHION (by Britney Manson)
Say yes to heaven (by Lana del Rey)
High Life (by Bloc Party)
You're too slow (by Odetari)
Right side of the bed (by Atreyu)
Draw me Inside (by Skillet)
Not Tomorrow (Silent Hill soundtrack)
Wishful Thinking (Silent Hill 2 soundtrack)
Ecstacy (remix) (by Suicidal-Idol)
Himno Potaxie/ Ye Hua Xiang (by Jiafei)
Cry Baby (by Heidi)
Yutopia (by Heidi)
Suisou (by Heidi)
Dom Perignon (SATOMIC REMIX) (by Poshlaya molly)
Dumebi (by Rema)
If it's lovin on your mind (by Spice Girls)
How long (by Paula Toledo)
Hayyoda (by Anirudh Ravichander, Priya Mali)
As lovers Go (by Dashboard Confessional)
Donkey Kong Country 2- Bramble Blast x Hatsune miku
Life imitates life (by Quannic)
E.T. (Prismatic World Tour Instrumental with backing vocals)
Because of you (by Ne-Yo)
Not Responsible (slowed/speed up) (by Amon)
Get Back x 4 minutes (mashup)
Emily Brown (by Alice)
Miss Your Touch (by Cassie)
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hatchetation · 2 years
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if you sign up for kacy big bang i will too. im an artist maybe i'll get to draw one of your scenes :)
oooohhhh this is so tempting anon! much to consider 🤔 it’s going to be a busy summer for me but maybe i will....regardless you 1000% should sign up!! i would love to see your kacy art 💖💖💖
and for anyone else interested in this, find more info here: https://kacybigbang.tumblr.com/
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theoppositeofhero · 2 years
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Randomly rewatching The Big Bang Theory and this is definitely one of my favourite lines.
That’s me - a lab accident away from being a super villain 😆
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smol-and-grumpy · 4 years
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Cross My Heart - CH.01
Pairing: Bodyguard!Dean x Reader; Chuck Shurley x Reader
Summary: After opening up a letter, the life as she knows it, changes forever. Her husband hires Dean Winchester to protect her but is Dean really who he said he was? And is her husband really worried about her safety?
Warnings: Abusive behavior towards a spouse, angst.
WC: 2913
SERIES MASTERLIST
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It’s like any other day in her boring life, really. 
Chuck, her husband, has already left to do whatever he’s doing. She doubts that it’s work but what does she know, really. 
She was still sleeping when he left. He’s mostly up before the break of dawn, something with time zones and new deals. But she guesses it’s also because he doesn’t really want to see her and he’d rather go out early to avoid the awkward mornings together.
Y/N gets out of bed and hops into the shower. Afterwards, she dresses to impress, because that’s what people expect of her. They expect of her to always look presentable and the paparazzi are everywhere. 
She walks along the landing, her heels clicking on the marble flooring as she descends the stairs. 
While she passes the living room, she sees a stack of mail on the sideboard by the door. Chuck must have taken in the mail and put it there before he left. She stops to look through the stack. There’s the usual letters, bills and mortgages they need to pay, which is not really her concern since Chuck takes care of their finances. 
She used to do it, though. But about three years back, Chuck told her that she shouldn’t hurt her pretty head by worrying about bills and he took over. He was adamant about it and there’s nothing she could have said to make him change his mind. Not that she hasn’t tried. She graduated summa cum laude from Stanford and now she’s just a really bored housewife.
Chuck didn’t even finish College. Dropped out and worked his way up at a record label, and when he had had enough, he split from them and opened his own, not without taking all the talents with him which ended up in a big lawsuit and he had to settle the huge bill. 
Y/N met Chuck in College, they kept contact after he dropped out and after her graduation, they got married in Vegas. Not really a thing fairy tales are made of, she knows. Chuck was great at first and let her be part of his imperium. That was until he thought that his wife shouldn’t be working so hard. She basically got degraded from being a strong woman who still had her future ahead of her, to becoming someone's arm candy. Became something he can parade around. 
Their relationship changed after maybe the first two years. She’s been with him for so long, she can’t even remember when it all really started. His record label took off, everybody was talking about Apocalypse Records, he was praised, had so many articles in magazines about how he’s a self-made millionaire. Little do they know that she was the one who emptied her trust fund in order to support him at the beginning of his career. 
Y/N’s still skimming through their mail until an envelope catches her attention. There’s her name scribbled on it, no address, no stamps. She weighs the envelope with her hand, feels something hard and heavy, heavier than sheets of paper at least. She hooks the nail of her pinky finger into the latch and opens it, the content flutters to the ground. 
Pictures, she realizes, and then she squats and picks them up. Her heart stops.
They are all pictures of her. A picture of her while she’s out shopping, a picture while she’s having lunch on her own. Pictures of her sleeping in her bed in her own home. 
Oh my god.
Her hand’s are shaking as she reads the letter. 
  MRS. SHURLEY, 
THE SAME LETTER WITH THE SAME CONTENT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR HUSBANDS OFFICE AS WELL. 
WHAT DO WE WANT YOU MAY ASK?
THE ANSWER IS: WE WANT YOU.
  PS. IT’S NOT REALLY OUR MODUS OPERANDI TO INFORM OUR VICTIMS BEFOREHAND BUT WE LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOU, SO.
  PPS. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
 Y/N feels nauseous but she manages to pull herself together enough to grab her keys by the door and walks out to get into her car. 
On her way over to Chuck’s company, she tries to call him but it goes right into his voicemail. 
She arrives and nods at the security guy before taking the elevator up to the top floor. Chuck’s secretary stops her as soon as Y/N steps out, but she wouldn’t let herself be stopped so she walked right into see something she probably shouldn’t.
Chuck’s bend over his desk, his face buried in the cunt of his assistant. 
She slams the door close loudly, for the fucking dramatic effect, which makes Chuck jump and he looks at her, startled, the juice of his assistant still drips down his chin. The assistant screams and scrambles from the table, covers herself up with both her hands.
“Oh, I’m sorry, am I being too loud?” Y/N says, storms in and slams the letter onto Chuck’s desk. It’s soaked in the assistant's wetness. Katy, Kathy, Karen? She can’t remember. 
“What the fuck!” Chuck shouts out.
“Karen? Is it?” She turns to his assistant.
“No, it’s Kacy.” 
“Awe silly me,” Y/N grins, “I knew it was something with a K .”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Chuck growls and something with a K is getting dressed.
“Read it.” Y/N just says, ignoring the assistant. She wonders if something with a K knows that she’s not the only one. Y/N for her part stopped having sex with Chuck already three years after their marriage, when she found out that he’s been fucking all the other whores he meets. They’ve mostly been ignoring each other since, but they have to keep up the facade, mainly because Chuck can’t afford to lose out on divorcing her. 
Something with a K slips out of the door and Chuck sits down on his desk, the swelling in his pants disappeared. Not that there was much to see in the first place.
“Is this a fucking prank? Why do they want me?” She asks Chuck and he’s still frowning while reading it. 
“I don’t know? Maybe they want to kidnap you? Get money from me?”
She laughs. Loud and sharp. 
“If they are watching me, they’d know that you don’t fucking care about me!”
“That’s not true, Y/N.”
“Oh, please! When was the last time you were here for my birthday? When was the last time we shared a meal together and I’m not talking about the outings we have to boost your fucking company!”
“I might not love you anymore but I still do care about you.” Chuck says, his voice is calm and she wonders if it’s sincere. She can never read him. Well, at least he’s being honest when he says that he doesn’t love her anymore, she has to give him that. Strangely, it doesn’t hurt as much as she thought it would.
“Go wait in the record studio. You’re safe there. I’ll get my team together, see what we can do. Does the police know?”
“I haven’t contacted them.” 
“I’ll do it. Go.”
*
She’s pushing around some buttons as she sits in the chair in the record studio, waiting for Chuck to come get her. Maybe she shouldn’t play with them because Chuck will probably get mad when all the buttons are at the wrong places.
Y/N smirks at the thought that Chuck would be pissed, and begins to start pushing at more buttons and messing the whole studio up. For fucking good measure.
Time passes and she looks at her watch. She’s been in here for almost two hours already. Lunch time came and passed. Maybe Chuck forgot about her? She wouldn’t put it past him. 
The door opens with a bang and she has to laugh. Chuck’s always so fucking dramatic. He walks in and closes the door behind him while she gets up from her chair.
“Okay, the police came and confiscated the letter and pictures. They did really send another copy to my office.”
“Crap. Do I need to talk to them?”
“Not yet,” Chuck sighs, “Here’s how it goes. I hired a bodyguard for you, he’ll protect you.”
“This is ridiculous!” Her lips twitch at the anger she feels, “I don’t need a bodyguard! Like really Chuck, who’s going to come after me? This is a joke. I don’t get it, I mean I know that you are struggling at the moment with signing on new talents and keeping old ones, so I doubt that someone can really dig for gold right now!”
She proceeds to walk away and out of here, but Chuck pulls her back by her arm, slams her against the wall and claws his hands around her throat. “If you tell anyone that I’m in a financial crisis, I swear!”
Y/N opens her mouth to protest but angry Chuck is not her favorite Chuck so all she can push past her lips is, “Okay,” 
Chuck rarely gets physical with her, so it’s a complete surprise and she’s shocked at the pain he inflicts her.
“Good. Let’s play nice, shall we?” Chuck whispers into her ear and then he lets go of her. 
Her hands immediately fly to her throat, and she has to cough. 
Chuck waits for her to regain her composure before he opens the door again to call someone in, “Mr. Winchester?”
“Yes, sir.” He hears a voice but doesn’t recognize it. She’s never heard it before but she likes how deep and low it is. Feels that the two words alone soothes her aching soul.
Chucks walks back further into the room, and someone else is joining them too. She almost gasps out loud when she sees Mr. Winchester. He’s tall and broad, wears a black suit. He has a light scruff, the tie is neat and sits right at the center, and when he smiles and nods at her, she can see the crinkles around his eyes. His face is sprayed with little freckles. Mr. Winchester’s eyes are green.
“Honey, this is Mr. Winchester. He’s an ex-marine and he’s your bodyguard.”
Mr. Winchester’s green eyes stay on her before his gaze travels to her throat. He frowns then but he doesn’t say anything.
“Chuck, I don’t need a bodyguard,” She tries to reason with her husband.
“For fuck’s sake, Y/N. We’ve been through this. You will do what I say and you’ll let Mr. Winchester do his job.”
She sighs and rolls her eyes at Chuck before she purses her lips into a thin line, “Fine!”
 *
 “You okay, Mrs. Shurley?” Mr. Winchester asks her when she settles next to him. Apparently, she’s not even allowed to drive her own car anymore, “Did he hurt you?”
So, he did notice it.
She shakes her head, “It’s okay, don’t worry about it.”
Mr. Winchester frowns, the crease between his eyebrows deepens but he doesn’t press any further, just sends her a courtesy nod.
There’s silence between them and Mr. Winchester starts the engine to which she then asks him if he could take her to the next coffee shop.
He answers short, “Sure.”
And with that, Mr. Winchester drives off.
She watches him while he drives, tries to be subtle about it. 
“What’s your name?” After a while she asks him bluntly, and she doesn’t know if he’s even allowed to tell her but the silence in the car is killing her.
“Dean.”
“Dean? Can I call you Dean?”
He chuckles, “Of course, Mrs. Shurley.”
His answers are short, quick. He doesn’t look at her once. 
“You can call me Y/N.”
Dean doesn’t answer. 
She offered to buy Dean a coffee and something to eat too but he said that he wasn’t hungry or thirsty, so she took her coffee to go. It’s best if they get it over with, she thinks. He can drop her off and go about his day. And she can go into sulking. Maybe she’ll call her friend, Meg, and tell her the newest episode of dickhead Chuck.
Back home, she thought that Dean would leave her be but no, he gets out of the car and is right behind her when she unlocks the front door. 
“Don’t you have anywhere you should be? Maybe another bodyguard job?” She asks him curiously. 
Dean shrugs, “You’re my only priority.”
Wow, it has been too long since she’s someone’s priority. And she doesn’t know what it is but it makes her blush and her heart thumbs ridiculously fast in her chest.
Just when she opens the door to step in, she lets out a yell. 
Dean immediately draws his gun, grips her by the arm and pulls her back, acting like a human shield for her. “What?” He hisses while he tilts his head back to ask.
She, on the other hand, freezes when she sees Dean’s gun, “You have a gun?”
He looks at her with one raised eyebrow, “How else should I be able to protect you, Mrs. Shurley. Now tell me, what is it?”
“Look for yourself,” She whispers. 
She peeks from behind him, sees the overturned furniture in her home, sees the feathers laying around which spilled out from the pillows, sees that the walls and whole floor have been drenched in some kind of red paint that looks awfully like blood. Maybe it is blood because there’s this metallic smell in the air. 
Oh my god . If it’s really blood, who's blood is it?
“Fuck,” Dean mutters under his breath and she guesses that he too, didn’t think when he took over the job, that it’ll be this intense. 
“Where’s your room?” Dean asks, as they step inside. Their shoes are sticky with blood and they have to be careful not to slip and fall. 
“Upstairs.”
“Okay, follow me.” Dean stretches out a hand for her to take and she places her small ones in his. 
Dean’s hand is big.
Together they go up the stairs and to her surprise, her bedroom still looks the same as when she left it. They just made a mess out of the first floor. She thinks it’s shady as fuck and she guesses that Dean feels the same.
He checks the perimeter and calls the police when he comes back empty handed while she still tries to get the sticky thing off her shoes. 
It isn’t long before some crime scene investigators arrive to take pictures of her house. They also taped everything and honestly, it scares her. She’s terrified that someone was able to come in and make a mess in her own house. 
Unfortunately, it is also not long before the tabloids got wind about it, and began to show up one by one.
After a while, Dean and her had been informed that the blood is indeed real. But it’s animal blood and not human, so at least there’s that. She shudders when she thinks about it. 
Who in the fucking right mind would play such a sick prank?
She and Dean are sitting on the stairs as they watch the police work on the first floor. Dean’s on the phone with Chuck for an awfully long time, and when she gets up to go to her bedroom, Dean follows her absentmindedly. That dude sticks to her like glue. She can’t even be alone in her damn house. 
“Yes, sir.” Dean says into the phone and then he hands his phone to her, “Your husband.”
“Chuck,” Her voice is all shades of annoyed. Maybe not particularly because of Chuck. More because her life has become a fucking mess.
“Yeah, pack your things, you’re going away for a while.”
“What?” Y/N nearly screams into the phone. 
“Our home is obviously not safe and I doubt that any other buildings in the city are safe right now. If it’s not the kidnapper or killer, it’s the tabloids.”
She sighs, feels helpless. This is not how she thought her life would become. “Where do I go?”
“Mr. Winchester will take you to a safe house.” 
She eyes Dean when Chucks talks and Dean just stares at her. His gaze is intense, and there’s something in his eyes too. Worry, probably, she doesn’t know because he’s so hard to read.
“I’m safe in my own house.” She replies, knows herself that it’s totally a stupid thing to say.
“Are you?” Chuck has an amused tone in his voice. She wonders how much he really cares.
She sighs, “For how long?” 
“For as long as it takes for the police to catch those bastards.” Chuck’s voice changes and he sounds as annoyed as her. He was always a good actor, she has to give him that.
“Fine.” 
“I’ll be in touch.”
She hangs up without saying goodbye and hands the phone back to Dean. He pockets it back and then he stands up a little straighter. “Y/N, please pack light, we don’t have much space on the motorcycle. I’ll be back here in an hour. Be ready by then.”
There’s something fluttering in her stomach when she hears him say her name. It sounds good out of his mouth and she can’t suppress the smile. 
“I thought you were not to let me out of your sight?” She’s merely teasing him.
“I need to go pack for myself either,” Dean explains and ignores her smile, “A policeman will stand guard until I’m back.” 
“Okay,”
With a courtesy nod, Dean leaves.
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msjr0119 · 4 years
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The Unexpected Roommate
Part 1
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What happens when your roommate of many years falls in love and moves out unexpectedly? Drake Walker was in this situation, until his friends fiancée suggested that her friend moved in to replace her fiancé. The new roommate is causing tension already. Will they be able to survive living together? What’s the worse that could happen?
Drake x Riley
Leo x Olivia
Warnings: Swearing, tension, mention of smut.
Tags- using combined tag list for this, as always if you want to be removed please do let me know. I won’t be offended.
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“So why is your roomie such an arse... what’s up with you, Riley? With every other roomie you’ve used that charm. He can’t be that bad?” Riley rolled her eyes back, knowing that no one would fully understand the extent of Drake’s awful attitude. Most people would assume that she was over exaggerating- wishing deep down that she was. Ordering another tray of shots for herself and her friend Daniel- she believed that this would numb all the negativity at home, even if it was only going to last for a few hours. I hate him. Or do I? Hate is a strong word. I think I’d have a closer friendship with a serial killer. Yes, I hate him. He doesn’t deserve me to be nice to him. He hates me too, so the feelings are mutual.
“He’s just... so frustrating. He’s horrendous towards me. He hasn’t even given me a chance- you know to get to know me.”
“It’s still early days, moving in with a stranger is going to be tough at first especially as you don’t know each other. Maybe when you are both off work, sit down and talk. Find out what each other like, what you both dislike.” Daniel had his own thoughts regarding his friends new roommate but wouldn’t dare expose this. Not needing to give her an excuse to pour alcohol down his new Armani shirt. In his mind, he believed that the man possibly actually liked Riley rather than hate her. Using the ‘hate’ as an excuse to not confess his true feelings- Daniel believed this way the reason why. Daniel himself had been in the same situation with a previous relationship.
“He wouldn’t even give me the light of day, so he’s definitely not going to talk to me like that. Fuck him. Is there any overtime at work? The less time I spend at home, the better.”
“I’ll text Carlos and find out. But for now, let’s drown our sorrows. Let’s drink!”
****
Fumbling through her bag for her key, she soon regretted having far too many shots with Daniel. Squinting her eyes, she was staring through the keyhole rather than inserting the key. Not knowing how long she had been stood up attempting to complete the ‘difficult’ task of opening a door- she believed that there was a god, saving her from any embarrassment if anyone was to walk by. As Drake opened the door, he caught her before allowing her to face plant the floor. For fuck sake, muttering to himself- he helped Riley stand up. As soon as she regained her balance after a few wobbles- he soon let go of her.
“Heh. Thanks, roooomieee.” Giggling like a naughty school girl, she was grateful that he was still awake in a way. That was until she saw his body tense, and the anger that surrounded his face.
“Past your curfew! It’s a good job that I’m still awake. Get inside now!” Shrugging her shoulders, she wasn’t his child, but she damn felt like it. Deciding to act like a teenager, to suit the ‘role’ allocated to her- she decided to become cocky and back chat him.
“Technically, I could stay outside for another minute. It’s 2.59am. So I’m back before my curfew. Arsehole.” Checking his phone, she was in fact correct- much to his annoyance.
“Just get inside before you vomit everywhere. I’m going to bed.” Following his commands, she walked into the kitchen- turning the kettle on she knew that she needed to sober up. Mainly to be able to provide Drake with any insults back- insults that would actually make sense, rather than them being garbage. Removing her dress, once it had reached her ankles- she kicked it through to the living room. Landing in the bin, she spun her body around in circles- even her drunk mind was contemplating doing a back flip to celebrate. “Goalllllll....” She cheered, before becoming silent hearing that all familiar stomp echo around his room.
Impatiently waiting for the kettle to boil in her matching lacy underwear, she was wondering if she had actually turned it on- knowing full well that didn’t trust herself when intoxicated.
I will wait, I will wait for youuuu 🎵.... to boil. I’ll wait for the boil to kettle. Maybe I should become a songwriter? I’ll send the updated lyrics to Mumford and Sons. She laughed to herself.
And I'll kneel down 🎵 ... oh fuck how am I getting back up?
Wait for now 🎵.... did I even turn it on? I need to stand up!
Struggling to stand back up, she pulled the drawer handle off, rather than stand up. I’m a dead woman, he’s going to kill me. Get up Ri! Eventually after a few attempts she stood up, and held on to the side for the dear life. Finding some gum in her purse, she hoped that it would hold the drawer handle in place- for now at least. Continuing to sing, random songs to herself-the noise of the door swinging open with full force, muted her- she was prepared and ready for Drake to comment with some sarcasm or a insult. One, two, thr...
“Will you shut the fuck up! You sound like a strangled cat! Put some fucking clothes on too! Jesus Christ, Riley! I don’t want to see all your flab.” That’s a lie. Fuck, she’s gorgeous. Just be nice to her. Remember the letter. Shit. Where did I put it?
Flab? Who the fuck does he think he is? What an insensitive comment to make.
“Yeah, because I’m a fucking obese whale aren’t I? I don’t really want to see your face or smell your whiskey scent breathing down my neck, insulting me every fucking goddamn opportunity that you get!”
“At least I can handle my drink. Stick to one drink next time and you won’t stumble around...” Actually stumbling as if on cue, she regained her balance yet again- losing count of how many times she had been in this situation. Making sure that the coffee was black she picked up the mug and began making her way to her room.
“What the fuck do you want from me Drake? I stuck to the curfew; I cleaned up whilst you was at work, I replaced all of your food. Just get a pen and paper, write down your likes/dislikes- anymore rules and I’ll fucking abide to them. Goodnight!”
“Oh, I will do. Another rule. Don’t leave your clothes scattered on the floor, or in bins. I dislike you and your attitude.”
“Ditto!” Unable to prevent her bottom lip from trembling, Drake soon realised that he had upset her. Did he care? He wasn’t too sure.
“Riley... I’m sorry. I’m tired, you keep disturbing me. I’ve got work in a few hours. You are being pretty damn selfish.”
“Don’t. I didn’t ask for you to fucking be a parent to me- I didn’t ask for you to be my babysitter. Good fucking night.”
“I need to be a fucking babysitter, you’re a loose canon! You couldn’t even insert the key into the keyhole. Good fucking morning, you idiot!” Slamming the door like some stroppy teenager, Drake slightly jumped realising that he had once again become the bad guy. Picking her dress up from inside the bin, he lift it up to his face as he inhaled the sweet perfume that was on it. Throwing it into the washing machine, he shook his head not knowing why he insisted on wanting to be close to her by smelling it.
****
Has he gone to sleep?
Yeah, I think. Come up now. I’ll sneak you in. He’s a wanker.
Ten minutes later Daniel text her, informing her that he was waiting outside. Since she had her spat with Drake, she had sobered up a bit- seeing her friend at the door, she soon realised that the hangover was due back on the agenda for the next day.
“I’ve brought alcohol! Alcohol is fun. Nice place.” He whispered, as he tip toed inside.
“You are the best! It would be nicer if he wasn’t here.” Quietly they snuck off into her room, Riley reiterated what had happened when she had returned. Also explaining about Drake’s silly rules- one that made Daniel laugh was ‘no visitors without permission’.
“Well you’ve broken a rule. He’s going to go apeshit.”
“So?” They both provided each other with a mischievous grin.
****
Drake stirred in his bed, many thoughts were roaming through his mind. One, where the fuck did he put the letter that he had wrote after supping a full bottle of Jack Daniels. Two, his obnoxious attitude towards Riley- again, making him feel slightly guilt ridden. Three, why the fuck had he woken up at four in the morning? Knowing that he must have only shut his eyes for a slight moment- they were heavy and he wished that he could just fall asleep instantly. Forcing his eyes closed, the banging and the noises suddenly awoken him.
“Oh. My. God. Yes!! Right there... harder Daniel!”
“You like that baby? You like my big hard cock inside of you...”
“Yes.... give me more! Please!”
What the fuck? Shooting out of bed, the noises increased- attempting to block it he couldn’t. Riley was getting fucked, she wasn’t his but he couldn’t help but feel disheartened. Why do I wish it was me instead? I hate the girl. Hearing her continue to moan, gave him a slight stiffy. Get down, Walker. We hate her. She’s an annoying bitch. Talking to his cock didn’t help the situation, no matter what he did- it was still growing thinking about Riley.
“Riley! Shut the fuck up!”
“Do you want to join in Drake?”
“Do I fuck! You’ve broken a fucking rule! Some of us have work in a few hours! Shut the fuck up!”
“I’m... I’m so close... oh.... Drake? I’ll be quiet soon.... I promise....go and get some beauty sleep babe!” Punching the door, he stormed back to his room- practically suffocating himself with the pillow, he was thinking about how he was going to get revenge on her.
****
Riley bit her lip as she listened to Drake stomp off to his room. Daniel was sat on the edge of the bed practically hyperventilating due to the reaction of Drake. They were the best of friends, colleagues - most people believed that their friendship was odd. On many occasions when they had been drinking they often masturbated in front of each other not giving two fucks. It turned neither of them on. Tonight she was debating whether or not to use a dildo for that extra effect, to make their prank seem sincere and real.
“Imagine his face if he finds out that I’m gay and that I actually would never fuck you. Fishy fannies. No, thank you. Big hard swollen cocks- yes! They are welcoming. What are we doing with these condoms then?”
“I have just the plan. But first, more shots!”
****
Drake had never been able to sleep in late, unless he was on a bender. Usually he would have an early night and be an early riser. Despite the annoying disturbance only a few hours ago, he was fully awake- deciding to work at home rather than go into the office, he was grateful that he had the option to do this. Sneaking quietly out of his room, through to the living area- his eyes widened. Firstly noticing the mess that Riley and her one night stand - as he assumed - had caused. Then he saw her half naked on the couch, his previous anger had deteriorated- instead he was admiring her. Placing her into a more comfortable position than she originally was in- he grabbed a blanket and wrapped it around her. Caressing her cheek, his hand lingered there for a moment. Kissing her on the forehead, he was unsure as to why she was like a magnet pulling him closer to her. Fluttering her eyelashes open, shock was written all over her face. Why is he so close? Has he found the condoms? Oh god, he’s going to kill me.
“Drake! What the actual fuck? You pervert! Have you just kissed me?” Using all of the energy she had in her, she pushed him away- forgetting how she ended up in the living room, she quickly scrutinised the room for clues. Empty bottles on the floor, my bra is on the floor- when did Daniel leave? Fuck, my head hurts.
“Have I fuck? Why the fuck would I kiss you? I hate you! I was just checking your pulse. I don’t really want to have to hide your corpse down the laundry chute!” Feeling slightly embarrassed that she called him out for something that he would always deny doing- he opened the curtains and decided to do something productive- work.
“Soz to disappoint ya but I’m very much alive! Get me some pain killers please.” The constant ache surrounding her head felt as if someone was hammering at her brain. Wrapping the blanket around her, she didn’t really want to move from the couch- however her dry chapped lips and the dehydration couldn’t be ignored for much longer.
“Enjoy your hangover, darling. I have work to do. And thanks to your antics, I need a lot of caffeine- get off of your arse and get your own pain killers.” Rolling his eyes back, he just wished that she would leave him in peace- at least until she was sober. Remembering that he wasn’t her ‘babysitter’ he didn’t owe her anything as far as he was aware. Standing up, the room was spinning and her body was swaying- Daniel you mother fucker- why is he such a bad influence? Drake typed away on his laptop- every so often he looked over towards her, quietly laughing as she was struggling to cope he had no empathy for her.
“Hey, Drake?” She turned to face him, as she swallowed the pain killers and water- not really knowing what she wanted to tell him. In the back of her mind, she felt slightly guilty for her drunk antics as she noticed that he was knackered. Feeling like she had to apologise, she decided against it- he deserved it in a way.
“For god sake what?” Slamming the cup of coffee on the table as he shouted, she flinched. No he definitely doesn’t deserve an apology.
“If you want to kiss me, all you have to do is ask.” Smirking at him, he returned the smirk followed by the middle finger gesture. “Oh so you prefer fingering a girl, I see.”
“No, that was my polite way in saying fuck off.”
“I am. Don’t worry. I’m tired. Sorry, by the way.” Pausing, she noticed his perplexed expression. Sorry, that’s a start- he thought to himself.
“I used all of your stash of condoms. I also gave my lover your ‘Tom Ford’ aftershave too, to thank him for the passionate night that we shared together. I’m sure you won’t mind, it’s not like you need it. It’s only aftershave. You’re a boring bastard so don’t need it to pull. No girl in their right mind would go on a date with you.” Waving to him, she left the room- looking smug with herself. Drake assumed that she was lying about the aftershave, after a while he walked into the bathroom- it was indeed missing. There was however a lingering smell of it, as if it had been sprayed.
“Fucking bitch!” Condoms were scattered around the bathroom, each filled with different things such as; shampoo, shaving foam, toothpaste and Drake’s aftershave. Cleaning the mess up, he wasn’t sure as to why he was doing this- she made it, so she should do it. But he didn’t have time to argue, he needed to complete some work today. When he believed that he had finished, his eyes filled with anger as he looked into the mirror. Riley had left him a message on it with what he assumed was lipstick as well as a ‘kiss mark’ - his teeth grit together as he read the message.
Don’t fuck with me Drake, this is only the start! Be nice, and I’ll be the most sweetest roomie. Ri 💋
“Enjoy your hangover and work Riley, because when you return home later- I’m going to get payback.”
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drakexwillow · 4 years
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WIP Wednesday
Hey guys! @loveellamae really, really wanted me to do this post to see what I’ve been working on.
Chapter 4 - One Long Summer
“So does this shirt look better” Max held it up to his chest for a few seconds, before tossing it onto the bed and picking up another “or this one?”
Drake just stared, before running a hand down his face. He’d been waiting 45 minutes for Max to get ready. Max insisted he helped him pick out the perfect clothes, which consisted of him holding up the same shirt in 10 different colours.
“Which colour Drake?” Max asked expectantly as he waved both shirts in front of him.
“The red one”
“The red one?” Max looked down inspecting his choices “what about the blue one?”
“Okay then blue one then”
“Or maybe the purple? Will it match my shoes?”
“You aren’t wearing any shoes” Drake mumbled
“Maybe the green will look better” Max walked to the mirror, holding up a shirt then tossing it to the side and repeating the process. Drake flopped back onto the bed as he pinched the bridge of his nose “can you just PLEASE pick something, we’re already nearly an hour late”
“Drake! This is important, I need to look good” Max whined. “Just because you wear the same thing all the time doesn’t mean I have too.” Drake rolled his eyes “okay well I’m leaving now” Drake pushed himself off the bed, picking up a shirt off the floor and tossing it at Max’s head “just out a shirt on and get your ass moving” and made his way out the bedroom. Max quickly pulled the shirt off his head, pulling it on, fumbling with the buttons “Drake wait I’m coming!” He shouted as he quickly followed. He walked into the open plan living room, where Drake was leaning against the kitchen counter, arms crossed over his chest. Drake raised a brow at Max “are you done?”
Wet in the woods - Young and Crazy (this story is from my works Christmas party. I’m Willow and @lyndsay1313 is Maxwell)
Willow groaned as she finished off her 4th bottle of cider I need more she rolled across the bed to her bedside table and eyed the collection of bottles she brought. She plucked out the bottle of gin that had nearly killed her and Freya a few weeks prior. She filled her glass halfway with it and topped the rest up with sourz and added a dash of lemonade for good measure. She grimaced as she took a big swig of the strong concoction she’d just made “Draaaaake” she slurred.
“Willoooooooow”
“My drink is too strong can you get me a new glass”
Drake turn to face her smirking “you know the rule you make the drink, you drink it” Willow sighed and rolled her eyes why did I make that stupid rule “can you throw it out the window for me?” Drake snorted “throw it out yourself Lo”
“Can you at least open the window for me?”
“Fine” Drake mumbled as he pushed himself off the end of the bed and made his way to the window, pushing it open as requested. Willow stumbled around the bed and over to the window. She began to sway as she lent out the window. Drake grabbed her hips to steady her when he realised the entire half of her body was sliding out “are you trying to get yourself killed?” he hissed. Willow held the glass up right why isn’t it going away? She did the only logical thing her drunken mind could think of “goodbye demon juice” she shouted as she launched the glass into the air. She let out a “wheeeyyy” as she watched it sail through the air and shatter on the other side of the roof.
Roll of the dice - Young and Crazy
Willow sighed as she sighed as she picked up the yard glass from the middle of the cards. They were playing their usual drinking game, Ring of fire, and she ended up losing...again. She took a deep breath and brought the glass to her lips, tilting her head back and closing her eyes in preparation for the concoction she was about to drink. Her brows furrowed in confusion as she realized nothing was coming out of the glass, which became deeper when she heard the laughter of her friends. Opening her eyes she examined the contents, the pink liquid she was drinking had congealed at the top of the glass stopping any of the other liquid out. “that is fucking disgusting” Willow grimaced as she shook the glass, only to find her drink stayed put as the liquid bellow splashed around at the bottom. Drake snorted as he poked a straw into the liquid, which only stood upright as he let go “that’s what you get for drinking shit alcohol” Willow narrowed her eyes at him, plucking the straw out the glass and throwing it in Drake’s direction. Olivia looked at the drink in disgust “What the actual fuck are you drinking Willow and why is it bright pink”�� “Sidekick..the strawberry and cream flavor” Olivia starred at her blankly, Willow rolled her eyes “It’s vodka” Olivia’s face scrunched up in disapproval. Hana stared at the glass warily “I’ve never seen vodka do that”.
Birthday to forget - Young and Crazy
Max froze as he heard muffled footsteps from upstairs. His eyes widened as he heard Drakes voice boom from the direction of the stairs “Max I’m going to kill you!” Max grabbed Willows hand and began to drag her towards the kitchen “Quick Lo Drakes going to catch us!” Willow giggled as she struggled to keep up, she finally gave up as she let Max drag her across the floor and through the kitchen. He pushed Olivia out the way as he dragged Willows limo body through the kitchen and into the bathroom. He quickly turned locking the bathroom door, he pushed Willow into the bath, grabbed a bath towel and joined her as he threw the towel over their heads to hide them. Willow giggled “Max what are we doing?” He shift so he was lying on top of her “shhh Drakes coming” he slurred. They heard the door handle jiggle a few times and both failed to suppressed their laughter. They jumped as they heard Drake bang on the door “open this god dam door Max I swear to god” They both lay still as they heard muffled voices on the other side of the door. “Are we safe?” Willow whispered, as Max open his mouth to reply the towel was pulled from above them as they both screamed.
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kacybigbang · 2 years
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And we're off with the first reveal! "Missing Moments" by conspicuously_empty Be prepared to relive season 1 and experience some never before seen Kacy scenes! Including amazing cover art by @mangeur-detoiles! Summary: Follow Kate and Lucy on their journey through season one. Each chapter explores an aspect of their relationship we didn't see on screen. Imagine I snuck into the cutting room, picked up all the edits, put them in a pretty box and now I'm sharing them with you. Words: 18963, Chapters: 18/18, Language: English
Fandoms: NCIS: Hawai'i
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F
Characters: Kate Whistler, Lucy Tara, Jane Tennant, Kai Holman, Jesse Boone, Ernie Malik, Original Characters
Relationships: Lucy Tara/Kate Whistler
Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Fun, Canon Compliant
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performativezippers · 3 months
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♻️ and 🤡 for the fic writer asks, please! And a ❤️ as well!
♻️A scrapped idea for your current WIP
hmmm I'm not sure if i've scrapped anything from Ultimatum yet because it's still relatively early days. But i was hoping to find a way to work Jesse and Heather in as contestants, but it wasn't working; they're better as hosts, even though it means a little less Jesse in the story than the rest of the ohana. I was wondering if Jane should host to be all Mama Bear about it (and because Vanessa actually hosts the straight version IRL) but I needed to have my Jane be more present for the ladies. And she's already so romantically confused in the canon, that I thought it would be more fun to have her with Charlie and Joe. I also considered having her arrive with Daniel, but I thought that was pushing her characterization too far because she'd never do that to her kids.
🤡How many Wips are you actively working on?
ONLY TWO, are you guys proud of me???
The Ultimatum (Kacy)
My Sanvers big bang with @roadien60 that i am SO EXCITED for
Unless you count books, in which no one cares but have 2 in progress right now 😬
[fic writing procrastination asks]
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yayodancing · 5 years
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1. Kanye West - Yeezus
2. Playboi Carti - Die Lit
3. Young Thug - Barter 6
4. Frank Ocean - Blonde
5. Future - Monster
6. Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
7. Travis Scott - Rodeo
8. Drake - Nothing Was The Same
9. Rich Gang - Tha Tour: Pt. 1
10. Chief Keef - Finally Rich
11. Kendrick Lamar - Good Kid, MAAD City
12. Future - DS2
13. Waka Flocka Flame - Flockaveli
14. The Weeknd - House of Balloons
15. Travis Scott - Days Before Rodeo
16. Kanye West - The Life of Pablo
17. Schoolboy Q - Habits & Contradictions
18. Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
19. Blood Orange - Negro Swan
20. Lil B - 6 Kiss
21. Chief Keef - Almighty So
22. ILoveMakonnen - ILoveMakonnen (EP)
23. Tyler, The Creator - Bastard
24. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
25. Lil Peep - Come Over When You’re Sober Vol. 1
26. 21 Savage & Metro Boomin - Savage Mode
27. Spaceghostpurrp - Blackland Radio 66.6
28. Migos - Culture
29. Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon II
30. Lil Uzi Vert - LUV Is Rage
31. Lucki - Freewave 3
32. Drake - Take Care
33. Travis Scott - Astroworld
34. XXXTentacion - ?
35. ILoveMakonnen - Drink More Water 4
36. Tame Impala - Currents
37. Key! & Kenny Beats - 777
38. Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
39. Lil Yachty - Lil Boat
40. Playboi Carti - Playboi Carti
41. Father - Young Hot Ebony
42. ARAABMuzik - Electronic Dream
43. James Blake - Overgrown
44. Pusha T - Daytona
45. Earl Sweatshirt - EARL
46. Rick Ross - Rich Forever
47. Kodak Black - Institution
48. Sahbabbi - SANDAS
49. Tay-K - #SantanasWorld
50. King Krule - The OOZ
51. Lil B - Blue Flame
52. Mac Miller - Faces
53. Young Scooter - Street Lottery
54. Gucci Mane - Mr. Zone 6
55. Young Thug - 1017 Thug
56. Chief Keef - Bang 2
57. A$AP Rocky - Live.Love.A$AP
58. Lorde - Pure Heroine
59. Childish Gambino - Because The Internet
60. Danny Brown - XXX
61. Roc Marciano - Marcberg
62. Rihanna - Anti
63. Kanye West & Jay-Z - Watch The Throne
64. Drake - If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late
65. Juicy J - Rubbaband Business 2
66. XXXTentacion - 17
67. Big Boi - Sir Lucius Left Foot
68. Baby Keem - Die For My Bitch
69. Lana Del Rey - Born To Die
70. Pusha T - My Name Is My Name
71. Lil Peep - Hellboy
72. Ab-Soul - Control System
73. MGMT - Congratulations
74. Fetty Wap - Fetty Wap
75. FKA Twigs - LP1
76. Kids See Ghosts - Kids See Ghosts
77. Gunna - Drip Season 3
78. Trippie Redd - A Love Letter To You
79. Lil Uzi Vert - Lil Uzi Vert Vs The World
80. JPEGMafia - All My Heroes Are Cornballs
81. Sleigh Bells - Treat
82. Chief Keef - Back From The Dead 2
83. Future - 56 Nights
84. Vince Staples - Summertime 06
85. Lil Keed - Long Live Mexico
86. 2 Chainz - TRU REALigion
87. Young Thug - So Much Fun
88. Travis Scott - Birds In The Trap Sing Bryan McKnight
89. Blood Orange - Angel’s Pulse
90. Rick Ross - Teflon Don
91. Lucki - Watch My Back
92. Earl Sweatshirt - I Don’t Like Shit, I Don’t Go Outside
93. Future - Future
94. Future - HNDRXX
95. Migos - YRN
96. 21 Savage & Offset - No Warning
97. Gucci Mane - Trap Back
98. Curren$y - Pilot Talk
99. Main Attrakionz - 808s & Dark Grapes 2
100. Tyler, The Creator - Flower Boy
1. Kanye West - New Slaves
2. Chief Keef - Love Sosa
3. Travis Scott - Drugs You Should Try It
4. Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Lif3
5. Soulja Boy - Xan With That Lean Pt 2
6. Frank Ocean - Nights
7. Young Thug - Danny Glover (2 Bitches)
8. Lil B - Pretty Boy Remix
9. Future - Codeine Crazy
10. Playboi Carti - Flatbed Freestyle
11. Metro Thuggin - The Blanguage
12. Kanye West - Runaway (feat. Pusha T)
13. Chief Keef - Don’t Like (feat. Lil Reese)
14. Father - Look At Wrist (feat. ILoveMakonnen & Key!)
15. Gucci Mane - Beat It Up (feat. Trey Songz)
16. 21 Savage & Metro Boomin - No Heart
17. Migos - Bad & Bougee (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)
18. Kendrick Lamar - Untitled 02
19. Meek Mill - Dreams & Nightmares
20. Blood Orange - Dagenham Dream
21. Kid Cudi - GHOST!
22. Kodak Black - No Flockin
23. Waka Flocka Flame - Hard in the Paint
24. Tyler, The Creator - Yonkers
25. Travis Scott - 90210 (feat. Kacy Hill)
26. Lil Peep - White Wine (feat. Lil Tracy)
27. Juicy J - Zip & A Double Cup
28. Frank Ocean - Thinkin Bout You
29. Young Thug - Check
30. Kanye West - Monster (feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross & Nicki Minaj)
31. Rocko - UOENO (feat. Future & Rick Ross)
32. Young Thug - Hot (feat. Gunna)
33. The Weeknd - The Hills
34. Rick Ross - BMF (feat. Styles P)
35. ILoveMakonnen - Sex, Love & Extacy
36. Blood Orange - Dark & Handsome (feat. Toro y Moi)
37. Lil Yachty - 1 Night
38. Childish Gambino - Redbone
39. A$AP Rocky - Wassup
40. Odd Future - Oldie
41. Drake - Trust Issues
42. Travis Scott - Goosebumps (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
43. Travis Scott - Sicko Mode (feat. Drake)
44. Playboi Carti - Magnolia
45. XXXtentacion - Fuck Love (feat. Trippie Redd)
46. Future - Thought It Was A Drought
47. Schoolboy Q - n****Hs.already.know.davers.flow
48. A$AP Rocky - Kissin’ Pink (feat. A$AP Ferg)
49. Spaceghostpurrp - The Truth
50. Nicki Minaj - Beez In The Trap (feat. 2 Chainz)
51. Frank Ocean - Nikes
52. YNW Melly - Murder On My Mind
53. Earl Sweatshirt - EARL
54. Rae Sremmurd - No Type
55. araabMUZIK - Underground Stream
56. Tame Impala - The Less I Know, The Better
57. Solange - Almeda (feat. Playboi Carti)
58. Sahbabbi - Titanaboa (feat. T3)
59. Lil Keed - It’s Up Freestyle
60. Lil Baby - Freestyle
61. Kanye West & Jay-Z - No Church In The Wild (feat. Frank Ocean)
62. Kodak Black - Tunnel Vision
63. Fetty Wap - 679 (feat. Monty)
64. Lucki - Freewave Freestyle 1
65. Fat Trel - Respect With the Tech
66. Ab-Soul - Terrorists Threats (feat. Danny Brown & Jhene Aiko)
67. Jay Rock - King’s Dead (feat. Kendrick Lamar, Future & James Blake)
68. Rowdy Rebel - Shmoney Dance (feat. Bobby Shmurda)
69. Kanye West & Jay-Z - N****s In Paris
70. Tay-K - Murder She Wrote
71. Vince Staples - Norf Norf
72. James Blake - Life Round Here
73. Lil Uzi Vert - 20 Mins
74. Lil Peep - Beamer Boy
75. The Weeknd - What You Need
76. Migos - Versace
77. OG Maco - U Guessed It! (Feat. Key!)
78. Kendrick Lamar - Alright
79. Xxxtentacion - Sad!
80. Kendrick Lamar - Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe
81. Frank Ocean - Channel
82. Drake - Hotline Bling
83. Chief Keef - Blow My High
84. Future - Throw Away
85. ILoveMakonnen - Tuesday
86. Main Attrakionz - Chuuuch
87. King Krule - Dum Surfer
88. Jai Paul - BTSTU
89. ZMoney - 2 16’s (feat. Valee)
90. FKA twigs - 2 Weeks
91. Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba
92. Waka Flocka Flame - Karma (feat. YG Hootie, Popa Smurf & Slim Dunkin)
93. Jidenna - Long Live The Chief
94. Young Thug & Travis Scott - Pick Up The Phone (feat. Quavo)
95. Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams
96. Speakerknockerz - Lonely
97. Bobby Shmurda - Hot N****
98. Drake - In My Feelings
99. Young Scooter - Runnin Out Of Money
100. Frank Ocean - Siegfried
101. Rihanna - Consideration (feat. SZA)
102. Kodak Black - Like Dat
103. Migos - T-Shirt
104. Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars
105. Tame Impala - Borderline
106. OJ Da Juiceman - No Hook
107. Jamie XX - There’s Gonna Be (Good Times) (feat. Young Thug & Popacaan)
108. Beyoncé - Drunk In Love (feat. Jay-Z)
109. Lil Peep - Lil Kennedy
110. T.I. - All About The Money (feat. Young Thug)
111. Gunna - Drip or Drown
112. Waka Flocka Flame - My G
113. Tyler, The Creator - Earfquake (feat. Playboi Carti)
114. Lorde - Team
115. Usher - Climax
116. Big Boi - Shine Blockas (feat. Gucci Mane)
117. Fredo Santana - Jealous (feat. Kendrick Lamar)
118. Valee - Shell
119. Lucki - Glory Boy
120. Lana Del Rey - Video Games
121. Lil B - Wonton Soup
122. Lil Peep & Lil Tracy - Witchblades
123. ZMoney - Regular
124. Lil Reese - Us (feat. Chief Keef)
125. DJ Nate - Gucci Goggles
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eroaneki · 5 years
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One of the surgeons I work with offered to remove the cyst on my head today, so I let them. It's finally gone, y'all. 16 years of Bertha slowly growing on top of my head... And she gone. I can finally part my hair down the middle for once in my life??? Get cute bangs and not have to worry about it showing? I'm so happy?? I have sutures that have to stay in for a week but I'm sure one of the PAs will take them out for me next Friday. I know Kacie will with no issue.
It's odd because the doc used lido with epi and for a split second I got this really odd pressure headache and my BP spiked to like 130/88, but came back down a few minutes later. I'm gonna assume it was some of the epi going into my circulation. But yeah I'm really psyched about this. I'm not limited to certain hairstyles anymore. I'm really fuggin happy.
I finished the rest of the day with dried blood in my hair, because your head is stupid vascular and will bleed like a stuck pig the second you cut anything on it. Which mine did. It was cool tho because as he was cauterizing, I felt buzzing on the top of my head. Two of my coworkers were in there helping him with supplies and such and I making sure I was okay lol. Plus it's the morbid curiosity of someone having a cyst removed and wanting to see what's in it.
It was some kind of like, fatty scarred growth. There was no real cyst contents in it, or maybe there was but I didn't cut it open to see. The area just stings right now but that's the Tylenol wearing off, nothing too bad.
Idk I'm real happy about finally having it removed. But now I gotta somehow scrub the dried blood out of my hair without fucking up the sutures and/or getting the area too wet. I took supplies home to do wound care and such so... I should be okay.
RIP Big Bertha; 2003-2019. You will not be missed.
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change-the-rules · 2 years
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I wanna do the kacy big bang but I don't got nothing to write....
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