#kai is not even surprised

[mapofthemazeinthemirror]

Kissing Huening Kai; Slowly bringing your faces closer together, seeing his smiling eyes crinkling around the edges and shiny with love and the lights from above you through the bangs over his eyes that he grows to hide them. The smile stays on his face until your lips are almost touching – he can't help it – and then you're kissing, sharing the warmth of your lips. It's as if you can feel the warmth he homes inside him. When you part, his smile returns, his eyes twinkling once more, his face so fond. It's love.

[ilivingonmyway]

StaticEnergy Brothers AU (but it's the MovieVerse)

(I have nothing better to do, English class is boring)

It's a normal day for Lloyd. He's been receiving looks of mockery and fear from the moment he leaves home until he gets to school, Chen and his friends are teasing him as usual, and his ninja friends are fine. Zane with his usual weird and robotic ways, Cole quiet with his headphones blasting music, Kai and Nya acting like the older siblings that he never had.

And just like any other normal day, Garmadon attacks the city just before lunch time.

Lloyd and the others escape from class, put on their gis, grab their mechas, and head into battle. At first, nothing inusual happens. Lloyd orders his team to take on Garmadon's fleet of marines while he goes after Lord Shark himself. He easily finds him walking in his ridiculous shark mecha towards the mayor's building to take control of Ninjago City,they exchange some heated words and Lloyd is one step away from shooting missiles at his father. Is it his impression or his father is acting more annoying than usual?

Suddenly, Lloyd — or rather, the Green Ninja — is grabbed and thrown off his dragon and — holy crap, THERE IS FRICKING A KUSARIGAMA PRESSED TO HIS NECK.

A dark blue-gloved hand gripping the weapon's handle catches Lloyd's attention, only then does he look at his attacker, who is probably one (lucky) of his father's thousand seafood generals—

... Okay, so he's not wearing some ridiculous sea animal costume, he's actually dressed like a ninja. A black gi with varying shades of blue, some silver details and a single orange cloth underneath the outfit. The only sign of skin that Green sees is in the eye space of the mask. A patch of pale skin is decorated with a some visble freckles that are beneath electric blue eyes filled with determination.

Green hears Garmadon let out that annoyingly evil laugh and he sees the Oni approaching, only then does he realize that the guy who caught him off guard must be another one of Garmadon's soldiers, just with a better fashion style.

Garmadon steps down from his mecha and walks over to stand behind the evil ninja, smirking at the scene before him with malice and... Pride? Why isn't he giving that arrogant and mean face he gives to his normal soldiers?

"Very good move, my son."

Lloyd feels his breath catch and he is sure that this only sentence makes all of Ninjago stop moving.

"S-... Son?!" Green repeats, looking from the boy to Garmadon and back again. The Oni just laughs at his reaction.

"Oh yeah, I never brought him to our previous battles, so you guys never had the chance to meet each other." His father approaches the other Ninjac— his supossed brother — and places two hands on his shoulders, the other two behind his back. "Green Ninja, I want you to meet my son, the Lightning Ninja." Garmadon's sharp, toothy smile was fearsome. "Or Sparky for those close to him." He added, dropping his shoulders and patting the Blue one on the head.

For a moment, the three of them just stood there. Green with his throat at the mercy of Blue's curved blade while his father smiled maliciously. It was a tense moment, just like those in movies where the hero faces the villain after he makes his big revelation, and It was that's what it looked like, with Lloyd staring at his father in disbelief and confusion while Garmadon himself began to laugh uncontrollably.

That's when a throat clearing sound caught their attention.

"Dad, with all due respect, I understand that this is a tense moment and all, but did you realize that the rest of the Ninjas are destroying the fleet and that Cyan and Red are coming with everything on this way, right?"

Indeed, Nya and Kai's war screams sound in the distance.

[eemcintyre]

My mom and I were watching Cobra Kai last night and when this scene

came on I went “…oh, hi 👀🙂” and my mom fucking said “sun’s out, guns out” RIP TO ME

[toastingpencils37]

So, when Kai broke the rock to get the blue crystals, he broke it against another rock.

But Wyldfyre literally just hit it with her hand and broke it with ease.

Damn she's strong.

[random-ykw-facts]

Fact #85

Oddly, shortly after the Japanese airing of the Yo-kai Watch anime's 39th episode, Gourmet School Lunch Episode 2: Pudding! / Yo-kai Failian / Yo-kai Spoilerina on October 10th, 2014, the episode was "temporarily suspended for undisclosed reasons," with the anime's digital streaming also being suspended on the episode's air date. No explanation has ever been given for this suspension, though it is thought to be due to a cue card that, in Japanese, says "A meaty volcanic explosion," being compared to a volcanic eruption that took place on September 27th, 2014, though the episode was in production before the incident.

When the episode did air again, on December 24th, 2014, the only change was in the Yo-kai Failian segment, where the dance people inspirited by Failian do after pranking someone was reanimated, removing resemblance to the choreography of Pink Lady's UFO, with the music also being redone. Additionally, text in the background reading "USO" was added, though most dubs removed this, apart from some which use the original visuals and music; a comparison of both the USA airing and the Malaysian airing, as well as the original Japanese airing and the Malay airing, can be found below (credit to YouTube user Meor Adi the Anime Otaku).

[so-long-soldier-writes]

Okay so if the whole wedding debacle hadn’t happened (which I’m still mad at Bonnie for because we deserved a Kai redemption arc and to see him finally have a chance to see what family could really be like and we could’ve had it if she hadn’t sent Kai back to a prison world) this is what I’d like to imagine uncle Kai would be like with baby Lizzie and Josie

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTUwT1C/

HOW did this ask escape for so long?? I'm so stale.

BUT YES, that is so much the relationship they'd have, I'm giggling!!

And same, I'm so bitter that we couldn't have a redemption arc. I feel like Kai wouldn't be bad with kids as long as he isn't competing against them for 1.) having importance to the family / coven, and 2.) literal survival. Someone who's the eldest of six other kids, I actually think would be quite good with them, given the chance. Ugh, I so wish they kept him around and we could have scenes like that. And Jo / Liv / Bonnie, etc. all terrified and waiting for him to lose patience / mess up, but every time, he proves them wrong. 😭

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

you ever look a show up because youre like what is this actually about and then find the most 2006 photo youve ever seen? yeah, me too

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think my favorite gate of whimsy bizarre room is probably the phantomart one solely because hailey can also get it which means that you can get some pretty good items as her since you can buy stuff normally. but also because jibanyan still rides in the cart. best oversight i think-

[wonder-worker]

What are your favorite Plantagenet-related novels, and why do you love them?

Hi! I'm so sorry, I don't read lots of medieval English historical fiction, and the ones I have read are pretty terrible (three guesses which).

Once again: sorry! If anyone else has any recommendations, feel free to share them!

[ilonga]

samrobby were actually so cute in s2. except for the whole apocalyptic catastrophe at the end but before that they were so cute

[hoperays-song]

Random Thought of the Day

Johnny would definitely name his kids after his dad. Like all of them would have one of their names be a variation of Marcus (Marcia, Marco, Marcien, etc). He didn’t tell Marcus beforehand about the name and the man absolutely started crying when he found out. 

[inkblot-skyz]

Looking at magicbabynames for nsb names and i put in pastel and. I'm getting a bunch of undertale fandom names in here. Normally I'd be laughing over it but........

.......some of tgese are my oc's names. I got kai and maxi and connor very high up on the list. You wanna know why???

The sites powered by family echo. Aka the only way i keep track of all my ocs and who is married to/divorced from/the child or the parent of who

..........i think i've made a few too many and i need to step back a while

[jukain4216]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK JOOHEON'S ENLISTING

2023 is going to be the year that breaks me holy fuck

[thecubes]

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[hecksupremechips]

Finally playing your turn to die and oh boy I sure hope no one dies despite that literally being exactly what’s gonna fucking happen

[oh-meow-swirls]

love the part of the yo-kai watch games where they never directly say that mr. barton is a yo-kai but basically directly say he's a yo-kai.