#kaninchenzero

[elfyourmother]

you, aurora the living human, also deserve a decadent bath and attar of roses <3

thank you love ❤️

[patrickdiomedes]

it has red vein-y inclusions, so bloodstone like a circulatory system

i figured that was why, but I still think that bloodstone should be the name of something with a lot more red

[centralkvetchmonolith]

Up-date: Saturday went really well! We shared some biryani from my favorite Boston place and went for a walk in a park and got VERY lost (it knew where it was going but didn't know how to read the map and I knew how to read the map but had no fucking clue where we were...thanks 4 saving us, Rae) and we played a board game we've been trying to get to for MONTHS and watched a Star Trek finale w its parents while eating Thai food from a >30yo local restaurant and I got to sneak in a little [redacted] and got a compliment on my lips as a result >:^3c

and now I am officially @toopunkrockforshul's girlfriend and it is my ratpal! @creatureaccess and @60th are apparently really excited abt this development cuz that means we all get to hang out w Rae whenever it comes to visit ^_^

I'm really excited too - it's nice to have a relationship where I'm NOT like "cool let's make u the main person I'm relying on for intimacy" like I did the last ffffffffive years? Slash most relationships my entire life? But also where we're both genuinely happy about & interested in each other.

Plus also, now I'm part of a polycule Discord server?? Which I've always wanted (my League of Legends server that made me and Rae friends in the first place and has directly led to three other relationships incl. a legal marriage is only technically and incidentally a polycule server), and now I get to hang out with @zaftikat more!

P.S. thanks to @kaninchenzero for wishing me luck on the date, btw

[tinytveit]

"so! introductions. puddingway, meteion, meteion, puddingway. meteion, puddingway here will be the worlds' preeminent expert on sweets, but they'll need your help. puddingway, meteion needs to experience all the sweets the sundered worlds have to offer. i leave this matter in your capable paws."

that would be so cute. just a lil bnuuy and his bird friend on a mission to find the best puddings in all of etheirys. meteion can't taste the puddings but could feel the feelings of the people when they do. puddingway diligently recording taste, texture and origins of every pudding in the land in an effort to find The Best.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

some of your questioners sound like they could use a seal of cecelyne. i know i want one.

far be it from me to turn away anyone seeking a deal with the powers of hell

[punlich]

internal combustion engines also breathe oxygen

This is an attack on me and my body of flesh which are one and the same

[kiriamaya]

kaninchenzero replied to your post “Just so you know, there are now fake/troll “TERF blocklist” posts...”

wow, gross

For real, especially since a lot of trans women on here depend on donations to survive.

[dandelionofthanatos]

kaninchenzero said: his monologuing is particularly bad in prae. only individual strength can be respected WAIT NOT LIKE THAT YOU SAVAGES!

shjfgsdhfjkdfg SERIOUSLY YES THAT LMAO

Meanwhile Vikki is just “GET BACK HERE AND LET ME SEE HOW FLAMMABLE YOUR STUPID FIREARM SWORD IS MWAHAHAHAHA”

Dell and Iyddreh are just like “we warned you” as Jherr leaps down from the ceiling (how did he get up there and when did he get up there, nobody knows) and lands on Gaius’s head.

[terrorjk]

kaninchenzero replied to your chat:me: Remember when I was 17 and my absentee dad...

well, i did use joe bob briggs as a watching guide in high school, so i wouldn’t worry too much about corrupting the innocent <3

Oh my God ME TOOOOOOOO

He was hosting MonsterVision on Turner Network Television when I was in high school--I wanted his job, but with less obnoxious sexism. (Like, me and my cousins made this Scream-clone horror movie where I was Ghostface and I did a Joe Bob Briggs-style commentary of it)

[elfyourmother]

hilda: not half anything. whole ass revolutionary.

she does everything with her whole ass and I love her.

[scyphozoic]

i'm sorry you're hurting and lonely

i really wish i didn’t havta b alone rn. i h8 this.

ty love

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

so, ao bing was real pretty in his birth shape, but lord dragon king has that voice

ao guang is the closest i have maybe ever come to making good on my url

[kiriamaya]

kaninchenzero replied to your post “¦I’m gonna be turning 35 in May. I feel several different, mutually...”

♡♡♡

♥ you’re the best

[dandelionofthanatos]

"hey emet, how weird is it that your grandkid turned out to have a face like a big toe? genetics, amirite?"

Vicky and Jer once waited until Emet was sipping tea, and then asked while he was mid-sip “Through what twist of fate does your grandson look like a Thwomp?”

This was the second time in his existence that Emet-Selch performed a spit-take.

[terrorjk]

adorably neutral evil ♡

The most adorably dangerous alignment of all

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[elfyourmother]

as it was dragonfucking in the beginning so dragonfucking is and shall be, world without end, praise halone