#kenny🕯

[vanalex]

[thirdwheelravi]

if alobby happens, you deserve a kenny and peter buzzfeed thrist tweets interview post-episode, hehe. manifesting it for you, sibyl. 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

thank you.......we need this.......

[supakixbabe]

🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖ manifesting

Kenny Omega’s return tonight at Worlds End!

[themadsquirrel09]

Find you ☆ Chapter 6

👉 Click here to go to chapter 1! 👀

👉 Or read on AO3 🕯

Fandom ☆ South Park

Ships ☆ KenMan ♡ KenEric (Eric Cartman x Kenny McCormick), Clybe (Bebe StevensxClyde Donovan) and Creek (Tweek TweakxCraig Tucker). There might be some glimpses of other ships.

Characters ☆ Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski.

Rating ☆ M

Warnings ☆ Swearing, violence, fluffiness, tegridy. They are aged up here. It starts when they are 14, but happens mostly when they are 18, at the last year of school. 

Chapter summary ☆ Truth or dare?

☆ 1147 words ☆

When we go back to the house, they are playing truth or dare. I sit beside Cartman, who seems to be more in his usual mood today, loud and obnoxious. Maybe he was just acting differently because he was hyped to meet us again. When he sees me, he lets out a smile.

“Kenny!” I smile back. I’d totally do him. When I see the people who surround me, most are attractive in some way; I would bed at least half of them given the chance. I giggle at that thought and lean on Eric, he smells like cookies and beer. Sweet. 

“Ken-doll, truth or dare?”

“Dare,” I reply to Bebe, who gets to choose.

“Ok, I’ll go easy on you because you are a darling.” I wink at her, she is one of the few people I feel close to. “Just kiss the person you think is the hottest in the circle.”

“Oh, a classic!” I say, then look around, humming. When my eyes lock with Eric’s, I don’t give it a second thought and kiss him as the others cheer and whistle. When I’m done, he looks all surprised and flushed. I wonder if he is already drunk.

We keep playing and end up outside. Stan is trying to climb a tree, he has to scream from the top of his lungs that he is a loser and he is proud; that’s his dare, thanks to Kyle. But he can’t climb because he is laughing like an idiot.

“Come on, Stan! Do it already.” Kyle is getting pissed, which makes him laugh louder.

“Just let me breathe.” He holds his stomach. “You’ll make me puke!” 

“He is really taking it well this time.” Says Cartman, satisfied.

“Right? I feel bad for Wendy though, she didn’t even come.” I check. “Oh wait, she is right there.” Is she drunk? I haven’t seen her like this before. She looks at Stan and her smile breaks, then walks away. Wendy has always been crazy about Stan, maybe too crazy about him.

She is wasted, sad and going on her own, what if she tries to kill herself?

“Hey, Kenny.” Eric holds onto my clothes, looks down and to the side, like he is doubting.

“What is it? Are you drunk?”

“A bit.” He chuckles. “Tell me, did you mean it?”

“What?” He laughs and I snort, but then I remember Wendy. I see her walking away on zigzag. “Let's go with Wendy.”

“No way!”

“Dude, she is wasted and going on her own.” I pull him. 

“So? Fuck her!” He seems really pissed.

“I'll go alone, then.” I haven’t finished the phrase when I’m already walking away.

“No, Kenny,” Cartman holds onto me. “I’ll go with you. Don’t get mad, we are having a good time here.” 

“Ok, but promise not to be an asshole,” He laughs, shrugging. "Just try to shut up and we will bring her back with the others.” 

“Alright, let's go,” I grab him by the hand and walk fast. “Kenny, you didn’t answer me.” He says when we are closer to Wendy, she is distracted watching the snow fall; seeing her smile again calms me down. I stop and face Eric to ask him:

“What are you talking about, Cartman?”

“You kissed me. Did you really think I’m the hottest in that circle?” Oh.  

“I did.” He looks down, frowning. “Is that bad?” 

“Do you have a fat fetish or something?” I think about it. “So?” 

“Give me a minute, will you?” I shake my head. “Some people who are fat are also hot to me, but not because of that.” He looks at me doubting and I shrug. I’m about to keep going, but he grabs me by the parka.

“Me too.”

“What?”

“I also think you were the hottest one there, Ken.” I grin at him, but he looks away.

“Thanks.” 

“Whatever,” he mumbles, then takes my hand and we keep going.

“Hey, Wendy!”

“Kenny, Cartman!” She exclaims happily.

Eric breathes out a what as she comes and wraps us in a hug. 

“How are you doing?” I ask as I hug her back.

“I think I shouldn’t be called Wendy.”

“Why?” Says Cartman and she giggles. “Ugh, let’s go get something to eat. She is wasted.”

“Hold onto us.” As we go back, she is listing all the names that would suit her better. When we are about to enter the house, Wendy lets go of us; right at that moment Stan gets to the top of the tree and screams:

“I am a loser and I’m proud!” He raises a fist. At that, Wendy bursts into laughter and mumbles an:

“Aren’t we all?” Then starts sliding, like she is going to lay on the floor. I’m about to reach her when Cartman pulls her in a swift motion. She hangs to the side, groaning.

“Come on, Wendy. You can break down later, we gotta eat!” She looks surprised, then gives him a half hug.

“I thought you hated me!” His gaze goes from her to me.

“I thought so too.” 

“You are so round, Cartman; like a small and angry version of that Baymax bitch.” I burst into laughter and Eric protests and curses, but keeps helping her until we are at Bebe’s kitchen. 

We end up eating, then chilling on the couch. Wendy falls asleep. I light a blunt to share with Eric.

“You like this, right?”

“Yeah, but I get paranoid, so you have to stay close.”

“Don’t get pissed, but she is right about the Baymax shit.” I say and, as I do, I squeeze him. 

“I guess I can’t complain about that right now.” He snatches the blunt from my hand.

“You have changed, Cartman. What was it?”

“A lot of shit I don’t want to talk about.” 

“Oh. Sorry.”

“It is better like this.” He smiles, then takes a drag.

We keep talking until the sun rises, just a few of us are still awake.

I wish there were more nights like this, I wish it didn’t feel like I’m right in the hurricane's eye.

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[carltheclown]

the owner of this alt: @larathefox

This is my selfshipping sideblog

Right now obsessed with 🚬&🎴

Expect to see many silly things :3

Tags: Toshinori💛, Present Mic 🎤, Robot Devil❤, Bender🤖, Spamton💲, Calculon🥂, Fritz Teufel🐱, Clay Puppington🍷, Rod Putty👓, Postal Dude💥, Springtrap🧠, Patrick Bateman🖤, The Mighty Monarch🦋, Danielle Stopframe🏆, James P Sullivan🍬, Rigby 🦝, Brock Samson🔔, The Spot⚪, Woody Pride🌾, Lord Hater❣, Adult Richie Tozier🎈, Caine🦷, Endeavour🔥, Mammon♦️, Omni-Man💪, Homelander🦅, Herobrine🌲, Post Covid Kyle🍁, Post Covid Kenny🌻, Post Covid Cartman🍔, Narrator(Dude, Stop!)❌, Billy Butcher🗑, Daddy Dearest😈, Lemon Demon🍋, Chick Hicks🍏, Adam (Hazbin Hotel)🕊, John Dory🍟, Harvey (Stardew Valley)🏩, Spanky Ham🐷, Dr Eggman🍳, Spider-Ham🐽, Anger (Inside Out)💢, Mr Peterson🏠, Wario🗝, Bill Cipher⚠️, Moloch (Spooky Month)🐃, Mr Line (La Linea)✏, Charlie Dompler🍯, Shnitzel (Chowder)🔧, Cap'n K'nuckles⚓, Ted🐻, Eduardo🍸, Allen the Alien👽, Silly Billy (Vs Yourself FNF mod)🧢, Lumiere🕯, Tankman/Captain🔫, Disney Crushes (Hades, Gaston, Clayton etc.)🌟, Mr Birchum🛠, Jerry Smith👔, AM (ihnmaims)💾, Rick Sanchez 🌀, Jasper Quartz 🧡, Stanley Pines 🎱, Stanford Pines🤚, Turbo/King Candy🚗, TF2 crushes (Spy, Engie, Soldier, Sniper, Medic)🚬, Ned Flanders🐦, Gordon Freeman🦀, G-Man⏰, Shrike Sanchez🦑, JawBone🌵, Undertale crushes (Papyrus, Asgore)🧣, Sergeant Hatred⛓, Phantom Limb💜, Mud (Gaslight District)🦎, HAL 9000🔴, V1, Minos & Gabriel (Ultrakill)🎴

[theclonehighocsever]

Tiny Tim: Shirley Temple

They gossip together ❤️

Sigmund Freud: Friedrich Hayek (my fiance's oc)

Freddy is actually nice to him, and Freud's a very anxious and awkward person, so yeah. They're also gay for each other.

Austin Pendleton: Bob McGrath

They talk about The Muppets together! :3

Steve Burns: Hippocrates

Steve's nice to everyone, and Hippocrates is, too.

Adam Sandler: Tom Kenny

Sandler thinks Tom is funny. That's it that's the post.

Tom Kenny: Steve Morrissey (my bestie's oc)

Tom loves Morissey and thinks he's amazing!!! Morrissey is the opposite of that. They're literally the embodiment of "Using You" by Mars Argo.

Alice Cooper: Tom Kenny

Alice thinks he's silly! Tom thinks Alice is silly! Good match.

Simon Farnaby: Nobody 🥀⛓️

Emo ass

Carolyn Jones: Nobody 🕸🕯

Goth ass

Shirley Temple: Carolyn Jones :3

Shirley thinks Carolyn is cool. And pretty. Carolyn does not like her very much.

Jack Stauber: Laurenzside

Lauren allows Jack to talk about teeth and doesn't judge him. Of course they're gonna be besties.

Bob McGrath: Austin Pendleton

They talk about The Muppets together! Bob defends Austin when people are rude since Austin has the spine of a wet noodle.

Parker Hajiaskari: Chester Beckington (my fiance's oc)

They're just besties!!! Have been forever!!! And they're clone parents are besties!!! They're also gay for each other, but Parker doesn't know that yet.

Laurenzside: EVERYBODY!!!

She loves everyone! She's the best type of scene kid!

Tarrare: Bob McGrath

Bob's one of the few people Tarrare feels comfortable with.

Peggy Lee: Barbara Luddy

That's just her bestie frfr. And she has a big fat lesbian crush on her.

Barbara Luddy: Peggy

Her bestie frfr 🙏

Hippocrates: Mr/Mrs. Gibby, his guinea pig that frequently molts and changes colors and gets sex changes while he's away...hmmmm 🤔

He loves Mr/Mrs. Gibby!!! Best pet ever!!!!!

Who does your OC have the most fun with, and why?

[ssj4goku777]

Kenny gold 305s cigarettes #titusonetwo 🕯

[aphrodite-would-be-proud]

Aot Drabbles

{ "the art lovers" by Charles van den Eycken 1859–1923 }

Armin Arlert

The 🥺 emoji

Studying

Insta pfp

Birthday gifts

LoveStruck Siren!reader

Colt Grice

Reader forms an alliance with Falco

Detective fluff ball of darkness

Falco Holmes & Colt Watson

Erwin Smith

Smith

Poly cuddling with Miche

Kenny Ackerman

Partners in crime | Pt.2

Slow Dancing in the living room

Enemies to friends to lovers

Miche Zacharias

Poly cuddling with Erwin

Niccolo

Modern au

Zeke yeager

Spoiling the kids rotten

Zeke & Historia as distant relatives

[meegan-123]

❄️Happy Holidays❄️South Park/South Paws 🐾

[aphrodite-would-be-proud]

This is so well written and sweet :"( i love it so much and I adore the reader's personality and kid levi being a curious thing.

The Kid

Kenny Ackerman X Reader (ft. Babie Levi)

A/N: Yeah I did it. I did the Kenny fic because he runs with the fine af Ackerman gene too and y’all are just in denial. - Nemo

Summary: Kenny picks up something called a ‘responsibility’, and he’s more than eager to try and find a way to get rid of it - in in this case a ‘him’ called Levi. He persuades an old friend to give him a hand. 

Warnings: It takes place in a Brothel (so sex workers), even though it’s not explicitly stated. Kenny almost has feelings. Mentions Canon Character Death. 

Listening to: ‘Burning Pile’ by Mother Mother (slowed) - ‘It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile… Throw my troubles at the pearly gates.’

Masterlist 

Kenny Ackerman was never one to ask for favors. Yet here he was, bugging you about renting a room for a ‘little while’ in return for a little help. 

“Sod off Kenny.” you said, draping a new sheet over the bed, “I don’t need you hanging around here, you’ll scare off other patrons.” 

“Come on, I’m sure as hell not effecting that right now.” 

“Because you’re with me.” You said, pointing at him. “Those guys out there not to mess with the guys with me, because I am me!” 

He sighed, leaning against the wall as you went back to finishing the bed, wearily watching him from the corner of your eye. Even when you finished with the bed, vacating the room so it’s resident could return from her clean-up, he followed, loitering. He was just waiting for you to give in, you could tell.

“You have your own place, don’t you?” you said, turning back to him, pushing a nearby wash basket into his arms. “Why do you need to stay here if you can just go home?” 

He groaned, shaking his head once, then leaned in.

“Can’t we talk about this somewhere else?” he said, eyeing a drunk stumbling down the hallway behind you. You rolled your eyes, throwing open the door to your left and checking to make sure it was empty before pulling him in.

“What?” 

“There’s a kid.” 

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[jackson-nickthedate]

MANIFESTING 🕯🕯

[vikkirosko]

Yandere post Covid goth kids after they got separated from reader when they were kids

Headcanons Separated

🚬 Yandere adult!Michael x Reader 🪦

When you were kids, you and Michael were in the same class. You were the only reason why he sometimes attended classes. He was in love with you. But when the epidemic started, your parents decided that it would be best to leave South Park and move to another city. You haven't seen Michael since you moved in. You didn't even know that he was in love with you

Many years later, you came to South Park because of Kenny's funeral. That's when you met your former classmate again. Almost everyone who attended the funeral studied with Kenny, so you preferred the company of the few people you studied with, including Michael. You didn't know that all these years he remembered you. Even after all these years, his feelings were still strong

All the time that you were talking to others, he was looking at you carefully. You didn't notice his gaze, but it was hard for others not to notice. Michael was frowning at you. He felt very angry looking at how you talked to other people. He felt the same anger that he felt when you were kids and he was jealous of you for everyone. After all these years, his anger was still hard to control

Michael understood that you had your own life, but he still intended to be a part of your life. After so many years, his feelings for you have not weakened, but have only become stronger, going beyond reason. He intended to be the only person in your life even if you were against it

🚬Yandere adult! Henrietta Biggle x Reader🕯

You and Henrietta were friends when you were kids. You were her only friend not goth. You liked to listen to her opinions about various things, but she had far from friendly feelings for you. However, she couldn't tell you. When the epidemic hit, your family decided to move out of South Park. Because of this, you haven't seen each other for many years. Even after the epidemic ended, you still could not meet, because you lost each other's contacts

Many years later, you met again in South Park, albeit under not the best circumstances. However, even so, you were glad to see Henrietta, who, apparently, decided to make up for all the time that you were apart. She spent time with you and listened to your life. She wanted to find out if there is a person in your life who can prevent her from winning your attention

Henrietta didn't like you hanging out with other people. When you were kids, she could limit your social circle, but now that you had your own life that Henrietta didn't know anything about, she couldn't control who you communicated with and it annoyed her

Henrietta decided to take advantage of the situation and offered you to temporarily live in her house, because the house in which you lived before your parents sold. She intended to be close to you again, and even closer than before. She intended to become much closer to you than just a friend

🚬Yandere adult! Pete Thelman x Reader ☕️

When you were a child, you often talked with a neighbor boy named Pete. You both lived in trailers and it brought you closer together. Shortly before the epidemic, your parents got a job in another city providing housing, which is why you were forced to move. You've lost all contact with your friend. You and Pete haven't seen each other in years

You met again when you came to South Park for the funeral. You were glad to see Pete and have the opportunity to talk to him again. You saw in him your childhood friend, but he saw in you not a friend, but the object of his feelings. Pete has been in love with you since childhood, but only his friends goths knew about it. For all those years that you were apart, his feelings for you became like an obsession, even though he did not show them to you

Pete spent all his time with you, justifying it by saying that he wants to make up for the time that you were apart and learn more about your life. He couldn't tell you that he really wanted to be with you all the time without leaving you for a second. He couldn't let anyone else take you away, even if you already had someone dear to you

Pete wasn't going to leave you even after you could leave town again. He was ready to find a huge number of reasons so that you would never break up again. He understood that there was a chance that you would find him strange and would not want to communicate with him anymore, but he was willing to take this risk

🚬 Yandere adult! Firkle Smith x Reader🔪

You were just a kid when your family left South Park. You didn't remember your friends well, but you remembered the one who stood out among the other children with whom you communicated. You remembered Firkle, the little goth you talked to, even though he didn't really want to talk to you. When you found out about Kenny's funeral, you decided to go to South Park, if only to meet your old friends again, and that's when you met Firkle again

He was the only one you immediately recognized among vaguely familiar people and immediately hurried to him. Firkle behaved the same way as in childhood. He was distant and gloomy, but despite this he did not avoid you and just listened to what you were telling. You were glad about it, because you were really interested in him. You had no idea that his attitude towards you had changed a lot over the years

When you were kids Firkle found you annoying, but after you were separated he realized how much he missed you. He wanted to meet you again, but during all this time he realized that he misses you a lot. When he got a little older, his childhood affection for you turned into a crush, and from falling in love to obsession. He really wanted to see you again and when there was a tiny chance to meet you again, he hurried to take advantage of it

Firkle didn't care that you might find him too intrusive. He intended to get you at any cost, regardless of your desire. He was even ready to kill whoever came between you. He didn't care about the consequences. The only thing he cared about was you

[finndoesntwantthis]

Everybody pls help me manifest a surprise Kenny return so I do not lose all my marbles and harm everyone involved 🤞🤞🕯🕯

[buffymilkovich]

Kenny! You got the rona?! You poor thing. I am sending you all the good vibes and manifesting ✨ your swift recovery.

Theatre club question for your consideration during recovery: what movie musical is the best for watching when you're sick?

💖💖💖

howl my beautiful theatre club bestie!!! 💕💞💓💞💗💗💞

thank you so much for your manifesting i can already feel it working 🕯🌻✨

and oooooo what a great question. my go to will always be moulin rouge tbh. just ultimate comfort for me i love it so much. in fact i might watch it today!!! youve just inspired me 🥺❤️‍🩹

what’s your go to movie musical for when your wrapped up in bed! pinging @gallawitchxx too 🥰

love you so much howl, thank you for the message ♥️♥️

[mtnkat3]

This is a redo post. I tried to do at 1.14pm but sitting in the back of the restaurant, even wifi couldn't do it. Sigh.

So here's to good food, & some old tunes...

Did quite the variety of songs! Lol!

But Lord.. someday... please...???

I give my all to my friends, those whom I talk to. I give my loyalty, faithfulness, show respect, & an old fashioned way of integrity, & honor. As I'm an old fashioned woman with some modern twists!

I know I got work to do though!

I hope everyone is doing ok!

I await..

~True love never dies & true love always waits.~

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix. 🌺

👩🤓⚓🙏🙇‍♀️⛓🧰🌂🔗🦉🐢🐛🧶🧵🥧

⌚⚡🌠🗝🔱⚜💝🧩♾🎶🕯

W.10.5.2022 2.24pm est.

[kennys-friend]

🕯Prayed circle that Jade will be okay (We’ll add Kenny in here too while we’re at it.) 🕯

too many people joking about jade becoming the next christopher with no consideration for my poor heart. if that ends up happening i'll move to the mountains to start a new solitary life away from the cruelty of mankind