#kestrel answers

[wof-inbox]

For Kestrel: Knowing you failed as a parent AND a guardian, any regrets?

[askyoungiron]

You alright, Ms. Chloe?

Chloe: I am. I'm just scared of upsetting Tornado. I hope she understands.

[floofyflooftheallmighty]

wof crackship : Kestrel x Blister

Enemies AND Lovers!

(still taking in crackship requests btw ;p)

[criticalrolo]

would you let Willow do brain surgery on you if she asked y/n? @actionsurges

[practically-an-x-man]

Due to shenanigans, your OCs have to go clubbing! What do they wear, and what do they do?

Oooh thank you!! Good question!!

(just for the record, this is like... a random mix of their actual faceclaims and just random outfits I picked out for them lol)

Rae: The only reason she'd be in a club is for some sort of mission assignment (she doesn't drink, and doesn't really enjoy being crushed in by the crowd anyway). She'd have to borrow a dress, probably from Raven, which means that she ends up in something quite a bit more revealing than she wanted

Robin: I could see her in a green cocktail dress like this, and she's probably up by the speakers, enjoying the feeling of the bass rattling under her feet

Madison: She doesn't really enjoy attention from strangers, so she's probably wearing something looser and less form-fitting, and sticking to Alex the whole time (honestly, the only reason she'd really be in a club at all is if they needed to do recon at the Hellfire Club or something)

Ophelia: Honestly I think any one of Rhea Ripley's stage outfits could work for her, but I'm gonna go with this one in particular

She probably dances for a bit, until one of the speakers glitches out and she ends up stepping up to tweak/fix it

Jasper: Hm... they're probably just tossing on a band t-shirt and a pair of jeans, maybe would throw on a little punk makeup if they felt like it. They probably wouldn't worry too much about their outfit, since they'll probably be hiding out in the bathroom until they can leave (since the emotions of everyone else out on the dance floor would be suffocating)

Katherine: I don't see her as much of the clubbing type, but I imagine she'd wear something like this (and probably just bring her sketchbook and hole up in the corner to sketch the crowd until she's allowed to leave lol)

Kestrel: Has no idea what a clubbing outfit should look like (has never been inside a club in their life), so they end up going in whatever they were wearing before - most likely a button-up and work pants.

Quinn: Most likely something so punk and revealing it's probably right on the verge of getting them thrown out, but I also really love this look (and Mason Alexander Park is my faceclaim for Quinn anyway)

She doesn't really dance anymore, but she'll get a few drinks and watch the rest of the Ghosts make fools of themselves as they get progressively more drunk.

Eris: In all honesty.... I have no idea if Eris would wear this to a club, but I need you to appreciate this picture of May Calamawy because holy shit

Nikoletta: This is actually the dress I picked out for her to wear in la Gatita Amable, so...

As far as what she's doing, she's dancing her heart out. She used to love clubbing before she got her shadow-touch, and she'd love to step back into that world once she's safe to touch again. She's a fantastic dancer, but you can bet that everyone around her is wondering why she's turned down about four different men (and women) in favor of staying next to the guy who looks like he stepped out of a bad 70s disco XD

[spookykestrel]

I never cared much for black teas but I had the yummiest earl grey at a coffee shop and it’s like my eyes have been opened it’s all I can think about

[kiwi-tmntfan]

Not a question sorry but I saw this and it's just so goofy looking I must show you

Not a single thought in those blank, vacant eyes. Doomed to forever stare forward in agony.

(Found at a Walmart)

YESSSSS

Walmart has like all the Mutant Mayhem stuff honestly

BUT OH MY GOSH I. NARDOOO SJHDJSA

I WANT IT SO BAAAADD

[mayonaka-sunshine]

Im proud of you <-being the cause of the cookie run ban.

thanku thank u

[hundredblooms]

when is gojo's birthday. i need to buy that man a pair of brown contacts (JOKING <3)

december 7th, 1989 according to his wiki page. and honestly you and like half of the jjk fandom wants to jokingly give him brown contacts lMAO <3

[wof-inbox]

(sets Kestrel on fire)HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

“Yo thanks for that stranger, you’re doing my job for me.” -Peril

[askyoungiron]

For Tornado

If you could be human for a single day, what would you do?

TORNADO: But I don't want to be human. I like being an engine.

CHOLE/KESTRAL: It's a theortical question little sister. It's not request, no on is forcing you to be human.

TORNADO: I know. I just... I don't there's anything I'd really want to do.

SILVER FOX: You could eat as much cake as you want.

CHOLE: Don't encourage her! Tornado, don't listen to my wife, she's not-

TORNADO: CAKE?! I can eat cake?! And no one can say it'll clog up my pipes!

CHOLE: Well it'll clog your arteries which are technically pipes.

TORNADO: But I'd only be human for a day right? So it wouldn't matter!

CHOLE: Tornado no!

TORNADO: 😏 Ms Fox, would you let me have cake?

SILVER FOX: Of course Tornado!

CHOLE: 🙄

[quickdudesart]

I have a habit of showing friends anything I find normally thrift shops stuff that relates to their interests so here. Found this little club penguin thing at a thrift shop and I thought you would think it's pretty cool.

That's all, really. Have a good day 👍

OH MY GOD THATS AWEOME!! THATS OBE IF MY FAVORITES OF THESE BOOKS!!

Thanks for sharing oh my gosh that's really awesome that you found that

I wish I could find more club penguin stuff in thrift stores hfjsks

[kestrels-nook]

Hihihi ..i saw ur post abt tv shows ..what r u looking for specifically ? Like cartoon, live action, something light n silly, something Intetense, long vs short, etc etc ?

Um mm basically anything tbhhh I mostly watch animated stuff bc there’s usually more heart in it ???? But I’ll go for anything at this point I finished breaking bad so am kinda lost lol

This feels like it’s a dumb qualifier but I just wanna watch something well made or unique yk??

Honestly give me anything I would love it all there’s so many options and I don’t have any idea what’s good anymore

[practically-an-x-man]

Cassandra crashes through your OCs' window, battered and covered in blood. It looks like she just lost a fight with the supervillain of the week, and she has a broken wing that she can't reverse the transmogrification spell on without hurting herself more. What do they do?

Ooooh, thank you!!

Rae: Actually knows how to set a broken wing, thanks to living with Warren, and promptly does so. She bandages up Cassandra's other wounds, offers her some water and a quick meal if it'll help, and sends her on her way.

Robin: Sends her down to Hank's lab to get medical attention, and immediately calls someone to repair the window - it wouldn't be the first time she's had to get that replaced.

Madison: Probably throws a knife at her at first, just as a reflex to her crashing through the window, but once she gets over the immediate shock she offers some field first aid and tries to get her broken wing set well enough for it to starting healing or for Cassandra to reverse the spell.

Ophelia: Brings her into her lab and patches her up, but asks way too many questions about how she's able to spontaneously generate functional, biological wings without any apparent conservation of matter. Probably also grabs her actuators to take care of the supervillain herself, once she's finished cleaning Cassandra up.

Gia: Screams and throws flowerpots at her until Cassandra staggers out to find some other help, then patches up the window with duct tape and a sheet of plastic and checks her bank account to see if she can even afford to have it replaced. She also doesn't sleep for a week after that.

Jasper: Dealing with wings is... new, but they look up a few anatomical diagrams and veterinary guidelines and are able to set the bone using that and their medical background to guide them. Cassandra might be a little surprised at how nonchalant Jasper is (at least after they've gotten over the shock of her crashing through the window), but they've dealt with witches before.

Kestrel: Goes to grab Warren, since he's got more experience with it than they do (hard to set your own broken wing when you're in kestrel form, and all) (also it's funny that both Warrens would have experience with this lmao), and he gets the bone set and splinted. Kestrel then uses a healing charm to heal it up enough for Cassandra to reverse her spell and remove the wings.

Katherine: Calls on Heka to regenerate Cassandra's own magical energy, so she can take care of her own healing and transmogrification spells, and the two of them proceed to spend hours talking about and comparing their respective forms of magic.

Quinn: Assumes it's some sort of hallucination and literally ignores Cassandra until she just gives up. Only realizes it was real when Billy asks her why the wall of her trailer is all dented in.

Eris: At best, offers to cut Cassandra's broken wing off so she can reverse the spell (it can't heal wrong if it's not there, right?). At worst, immediately jumps into the fight and probably does more damage than the original supervillain.

Nikoletta: Tries to help as best she can (there's a half-formed idea somewhere about sending Cassandra's wings to the shadow realm as a makeshift way of reversing the spell, but I'm not sure that really makes sense), but makes Cassandra promise in writing to pay for the window repair since Nik really can't afford to pay for it herself. She's also really curious about Cassandra's shadow-based magic and spends a while talking about it (and secretly spends the next week trying to see if she can summon wings of her own)

Jimmy: With much respect to Jimmy... what the fuck would he do? I guess he'd call someone at the Paranormal Research Center and see if they can help, but there's really not much he can offer here.

[luck-and-larceny]

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

Pictured above: Malika feeling safe in Kestrel's bed even when Kestrel isn't there-- though she still leaves enough room in case her lover should return... One secret Malika has is that she just never feels safe. There's always a voice telling her to keep moving. Never stay in one place. Don't get attached. Run away when things get serious because when things get serious that's when everything is going to come crashing down. Everything is going to fall apart eventually-- why wouldn't they when she's involved?-- and if they're going to do that, it's better to not be around for it. However... She's found that after a number of difficult, dangerous circumstances that her crime family has protected her from harm (even in cases where she was to blame and probably deserved the harm coming her way). She hasn't fully admitted it to herself yet, but she's begun to feel safe with them. So much so that sometimes when the secret anxieties and urge to run away hit her in the middle of the night, she's found herself climbing into the windows of the people who make her feel safe and sleeping in their beds-- while they're there or while they're away. And the safety she feels there lulls her almost immediately to sleep. She's carried some of that home with her afterwards, literally. She has stolen articles of clothing, a pillow, sheets, etc over time from the lovers she feels safest with-- anything that smells like their soap/shampoo/perfume/home. And having these things in her place have helped her begin to feel safe there, too. No worries! She has left pillows, blankets, and articles of clothing behind for them, too! Just in case they get the same sense of security from it that she does. Thanks for the Ask!